ABOVE THE EARTH. Atwsra at It. Mrs. Peaee My husband and T neret Jlspittc before tbe children We always VaMlat-ll.u.et W rile. •« ,»• Ser* »•< Hall.malaa- ■end them out when a quarrel arem» “You are at home for lunch mm Imminent. Mine Sharp- Aw. I've often wondered I Shortly thereafter you enter your eur and In 10 mlnutea you ream- to be au why they re ao mudi iu tbe street! ordinary citizen." aaya Santoe Dumont, HW < h«R<*R. In a Tarlatan |M|>er. “You are a* He gsre an interview and what he said truly an explorer. a traveler, an ad­ Was twisted in a manner most capri- venturer of scletuv a* they wlh> anil cioua; for the north |>ole to freeze among tbe When hr refused ot talk it merely led Iceberg» of Greenland. or »bo set out To statements that hia sileuca seemed prepared to melt In the hot aun on the suspiriou*. coral atranda of India. You know but — Washington Star. vaguely where you are. You cannot Splewdld. know- exactly where you arv going. but Half a century ago the crossing of the to a great extent your courae depsmla Kt la a tic was an ordeal to appall the stout- upon your wlah, aa well aa u|»>n your Mt. To-day babies ia arms and invai.ils ■kill and experience. You have the need not fear it. There ia a gx>xi deal in chok'c of altitude*. You may a,x-et>t fashion, and if it is the fashion to hurry It ia also the fashion to hurry splendid­ one current of air. or you may rise higher and take another ly.—Observer. You may pierce the clouds and rima Brok*. to atmospheres when you will breathe MRS. r. M. TINNtV Mrs A.- When my husband •farti aueh oxygen aa la sold on earth In on bls vacation he always tells me be tubes You will l.ise the vision of Mrs. E. M. Tint ay, sloty writer, la coming back shortly. earth, vanishing aa In a vortex be­ 325 E. Nosva St., San Antonio, Tex., Mrs ?..—And doe, be coma back neath you; or you may dewvnd. fol­ writes: shortly? low the earth's surface, and. by aid of "Oering 1901 I suffered from Mrs. A.—No, be generally comea your guiding ro|>e and a handful of nasal catarrh, which various of bei : back short. sand, pass with giant bounds over the remedies failed to relieve. teuaes and the trees. Tbe time comes "Six bottles of Perun», which I A Terrible ThMght. took, entirely cuiei me. the catarrh “I want to be loved for myself.1 ex- to halt, and the traveler enjoy» the pleasure of the explorer who g»>ea disappearing and never returning claimed the romantic helr.rcv He descends like "I therefore cheerfully recommend "My dear lady.” rejoined Baron Fu among strange men Penina to all similarlv affl'crel." cash apprehensively. “Is there any pos­ a gv>d from his dwelling among the 4 sibility of thia being a case of mistaken clouds Man has never krn'wn any­ Mrs Ellen Nagle, 414 4th street, thing resembling fro- vertical exist­ Identity?“—Washington Star. Gr»en Bar, Wis., writes: ence. Held to the surface of the “I have often heard Penina prni’ed Tentative. ground, be never makes a ilowtiward and it ia more widely known here than Naa—Jack seem, to be eonsldenibly movement unless he comes dawn, any other med cine, but I revet knew devoted to me. don’t you think? when, after a brief aseapade upward, what a ep'endid medicine it rrally was Fan—Yes be seems to be considering returns to the aolld earth. Even If until a few weeks ago when I canght a whether to be devoted to rou or not. our ladles rise above the earth, our bad cold which settled all over me. minds never leave the fiat surface. The Natural Reaalt. "The doctor wanted t: preK-ribe, but "1 saw Blinks this morning and be For that reason, while the aeronaut I told bim I was going to try Perun* looks all gone to pieces” who ascends In a spherical ball<«>ti has and sent for a bottle and tried it. “What's the matter with him?” no sensation of motion. It seems to him “I felt much better the next morn-1 “He'e broke”—Baltimore American. that the earth below bls ear Is going ins and within five days I had not a downward. trace of any lameness or any o-wtrh Ak«it It. "Man has had no experience as far “I cone id rr k Ute flnest cough remedy." 'Pop. what Is an Immunity bath?" Per oca Tablets:—some propio pre­ as eonwrns combinations of vertical plunge, my son. to tell on the "A fer to take tablets, rather than to take and horizontal movements. Like all medicine in a fluid form. Such people 'tber fellow first."—Baltimore Artieri- his knowledge of movement, bls feel­ can obtain Peruna tablets, which repre -an. ings have been emphasized tn two di­ •ent the solid medicinal ingredients cf mensions only: and the extraordinary Mew Objeetten te That. Perntia. "Go and take your bath, dear." said novelty of aerial navigation Is not that It gives us the experience of a lls mother, “like a little man." How tbe MlinndrrataRdlag 5tortea. "That’s tbe way I want to do!" howl- fourth dimension i we bav« not yet ar­ Ou account of a blockade tbs .nvited d Johnny. "Little men never take a rived at that), but that It gives us tbe guest was half an hour lata in reaching ath ’ceptin’ they feel like it!" experience of a supplementary dimen­ tbe north side mansion. sion—tbe third. I may say that the "What a handicap to Chicago this experience amounts to the miraculous. bridge nuisance is!" be said. I cannot find words to express tbe as­ "You don’t have to play it unless you tonishment. the Joy. the Intoxication want to. Mr. Jytnea," answered tbe indig­ nant hostess. gained from tbe free diagonal motion It weakens the delicate lung tissues, of tbe bow of an airship combined Tupelo, a Southern wooJ. ia no* being deranges the digestive organs, and with tbe broad horizontal change of •Zteasively utilized ,n tbe place of pine breaks down the general health. course when the machine answers to and cypres». It has been heretofore re­ It often causes neadache and dizzi­ the turn of the helm." garded as of little value, but under the ness, impairs the taste, smell and preaaure of increasing demand it ia found bearing, and affects the voice. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCXXXXXl Being a constitutional disease it re­ available for a great many purpoaes. but where it comes la contact with the ground quires a constitutional remedy. | he had to go . it ir abort-lived. A Talented Writer Praises Peruna Help! Help! I’m Falling as a Catarrh Remedy Thus cried the hsir. And ■ kind neighbor came to the res* cue with a bottle of Ayer’» Hair Vigor. The hair was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. 1 I = Catarrh Invites Consumption 5 Hood’s Sarsaparilla The Season LI* Eanlaiaefl. “Blowhard says bls vacation coat him SOHO” “Well, Blowhard was seeing double a good part of tbe time."—Kansas City 8tar. Sooooocxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwooo Radically and permanently cures. In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 dos«s 11. After Seton Thompaoi-ErRPit. The old mother bear, having robbed a bee tree, had brought a portion of the spoil home to her cubs. Contagion a Question of Prevention. One of them attacked the honey greed- Sinks, drain«, eating and co'king uten­ ily. sils, sick room linen and clothing fre­ ‘The little darling!” exclaimed the hap­ quently carry the dreaded disease germ py old mother bear. “He baa cut hu tin no iced by the h »usehold.. • weet tooth Th rough and hygienic cleansing is the best safe uard against infection, and such $100 Reward, $100. a safeguard is found in i he universal house­ The readers of this naper will be pleased to leam t at ther»is atlea-t one dreaded d -eaw hold necessity Bo^ax : hat science has been able to cu e in all its Thia simple preventive carries in itself, stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall s Catarrh disinfe ting qualities whi h enter the fabr.c Cureis the oniv positive cure now known tothe medical fraternity Catarrh be n< a const it u- or act upon th» arti le to be cleansed in a tional disease, requires a constitutional treat- hvgienic mann r. elin mating every un- ment Hall's Catarrh Curei» taken interna.ly, vhoieaor:te property, retvieri g t contagion art i ng d recti y upon the blood and mucous sur­ Iroof. while at the -ame time Borax is of ferez of the system, thereb - de*t*oyingthefo in­ flation of the disease, and giving t e patent tself a* harmlejA« a- salt. by building up the constitu fon and Un ike m »st dn»inf-ctants who depend strength assisting nature in doing its work. The pro­ upon their strength of oior or harn f l to- prietors have so much faith in its* urativep-'w- the-systeiu qualities to arrest or prevent ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any ront-'gi n. Borax is Nature's remedy, being rase that it fa;Is to cure. Send for list of easy to ■ btain and easy to appl v, a s mple testimonials. Address F J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O. Solution in hot water being all the appli­ Sold by all druggists. 75c. cant n necessary and requi ing no pre-crip- Take Hall's Fami.y Pills for constipation. tiun. it can be obtained rom any grncer or druggi-t in convenien , ec nomic 1 house­ Daring That Trip. hold pa- k ges. Mississippi Valley Man (with enthu- In a dition to its disenfectin r qualities Borax is especially a household necessity, asm)—Well, Mr. President, what do you as it ca be used f ir softening water, c eans- think of our grand old river now? ng sand whitening clothe . clearing the The President i wiping his glasses and •kin, whitening hands, makes an excellent Rut dan ruff r» mover and can b- used on tbe looking at : it again)—It's bully, finest laces or most delicate fabric» without don’t you think the water might be im- inju y, while as »n adjunct to the bath it proved a I little by boiling it?—Chicago removes all odor of perspiration and leaves Tribune. tue *kin soft and velvety. Erirtauce. "Say?" be Interrupted, and tbe man- ager looked up at bim severe1)'. "Say what?” growled tbe office uiau, turning back to bis work. ’ Say? Kin 1 git off this afternoon?" queried tbe boy. his ilead duw u. bis bands twitching nervously. "Get off! What for? 'Notber grand­ mother dead?" grunted tbe busy man. looking up again. "No. ’taln't that," admitted the office boy. “Is It your father, mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle or ’steeuth cou­ sin?" ventured tbe manager. "Naw. taiu’t none of 'em. It’s—It’s more imis-rtant than a fun'ral," stam­ mer tai tbe young bo;>eful. “Well, what will you do If I let you off?” the manager relented. "I’ll never ask again." brightened tbe boy. "An'—an' I’ll work any Sat­ urday afternoon to make up for IL an’ —an’—I'll work any night—1 don't care if you dock me—an'—an’ I’ll work twice as bard If you'll Just let me off this afternoon." "tVell," g^s|>ed tbe office man, “It must be pretty iuiisirtant! What on earth do you want to get off for?" "De Giauts Is goln' ter play de Kel­ lys dis afternoon, an' I'm on de Giants' team, an’ we've all gutter be dere dis afternoon, an’ dey can't do not'ln' wit'- out me." answered tbe young man, im­ portantly. “Oh," grinned the manager, “baseball game, eh? Yes, you can get off?” Tile boy grinned, ami rushed out of the offi<-e. his face covered with stuiles. Tbe overworked manager turned oack to his figures resolutely, then looked up wistfully and remarked to biinself, "I wish I could get off to see a baseball game this afternoon myself.” When the Ira Smoke*. Ezplorers tell of the peculiarity of the Arctic regions. When It Is very cold a steam as if from a boiling ket­ tle arises from the water. At 40 de­ grees lielow zero snow and human bodies emit this vapor. It appears that tbe colder the tenqierature the more numerous are tbe deceptive signs of beat. When tbe temperature Is lower than 40 degrees the trees burst open with a loud report, and there Is a cloud of vapor as If the thing bail been done with powder. When It Is still colder the earth cracks o[H-n with loud noises, rocks break and streams of smoking water pour from the cracks In the earth. Fire on the end of a cigar will go out, but tbe cigar will emit smoke from the whole surface as If It were burning under the wrapper.—Philadel­ phia Grit Oat and In. Mrs. White (sympathetlcall)— So your husband Is In tniuble again, Maud? Mrs. Black (cheerily)—N'o’m; he's out o’ trouble dess now—de scoun'rel's in jail.—Puck. There are some people who think about a good deed, and then take credit to themselves for hiving done r? To help your cough?*’ "To help it? Great Peter, uo! T< kill it" Jewlnw* nt tbe Aa»nl*. "She la half frantic alnce her bus hand died." "Yea; abe Is »uro he went to heaves •nd she has Just read that the majority of angels ar* womeu '—Houston. Tex. Post ProoxMcs Dige*NoA.DiMtfu>- orAS and Hni CMtfllofl nettar (toauwi Morphine nor MtaflZAl N ot N am c otic . T»a Far* of Him. "It won't be good for you if you co my face,” remarked the man with the sample case, as he took bis seat in the barber’s chair. "Why. what will you do?" asked tht barber. "Nothing.” rejoined the other; “but you'll hare to get a new raaor.” j gt J«*t Aw* van*. Mia» Gaddie—She aavs abe will nevo, marry until her Ideal comes to her au< says : "I love you." Miss Knox—Yes. 1 know. Mlsa Gaddie—But what te her Ideal! Miss Knox—A man. of course.—Phi» adelpbla Frees. R»alt»lai* A perfect RcnwJy for Cons Up» bon. Sour Stonach.Diarrhoea. Worms .C onvulstona. Frvari sh­ oe** and LOSS OF SLEEP- Dr. F G.rald Blattn.r, of Buffalo, N. Y. aaya: "Tour Caaturla la too* for children and I frequently preacriba IL alwayfl obtaining the doelro4 refluito." Dr. Guatavo A. Elneogmflbflr, of fft Tnul, Minn., aaya: "1 b»ve uaefi your Caatorta r.p*at.dly In my practico with good refluito, and can rM-oia> m«nd It aa an axcallanL mild and harmiaaa remedy for children.” Dr. K J. Donni» of St. Louie. Mo., aaya: "I have uaad and preacrlbed your Caatorla in my sanitarium and eutatde practice for a number of y*are and find It to bo an asdlant r»ai*dy for children." Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia. P». aaya: ~t have uac-l your Ca» torta In tha case ot my own baby and find It ploaaant to tab., and have obtained excellent resulto from Ito uoe.” Dr. J. E Slmpoon. of Chicago, III., saya: "I bara used yo»r Caatorla tn cases of colic to children and have found It tha beat medicino of Ito kind on tho market." Dr. R K Eaklldeoa. of Omaha, Nob, saya: “X find your Castori» to be a standard family remedy. It la tho boat thing tor Infanto and children I have evor known and I recommend It," Dr. L. R. Roblnaoa. of Kansas City. Mo., aaya: "Tour Castoria eortalnly has merit. Is not Ito eg«. Ito continued use by mothers through ell these years, and ths many attempts to Imitate IL sufficient recommandation? What can a physician add? Ideava It to tho mothers." Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, aaya: "For aaveral years I have recommended year Caatorla and shall always aunt lana to do ao, aa It haa Invariably produced beneficial resulto" Dr. N. B Sisar, ot Brooklyn, N. T, aaya: "t object to what are callaoctor. do you mean to «liti y«»u tell Muggsby I was a liar fort tall me that’s my appendu? flurgeoQ—Yes, sir. llammrrt«»» Muggsby must bav« Coavalesc«Hit Great Scott! It looks inlsuiulrrstotMi me. I didn't any you mors Hks a comic supplement I wrra a liar. Wlndlg Then what did r«»B any? Mothers will find Mrs Winslow*» Al thing Hamniertou—I merely told b>tu that Hyrupthwb st r»mi*dv t<> tias tut tbsir chUdrau you wer* fully capable <>f bolding duwu luring tbs l*«thing period. a job in tlx weather bureau. I (iovvrHMfRl Reports. What will appear very interesting o many ,-eople here is the article token from a New Y rk daily paper, giving a elmpie prescription, aa furmolated by a note« an hority, who ebinia that be has found a ptaitive remedy to cure almost any p»onfnl dooes after rat h meal and again at liedtime- A well known authority, when asked regarding this prescription, dated that tbe ingredients are all harm leas, and can be obtained at a small coat from any good prescription pharmacy, or the mixture would be put up if aeked to do so. He further stated that while thia prescription ia often pres-nbed in rheu­ matic afflictions with splendid leaulta. he could *see no reason why it would not be a splendid remedy for kidney and urinary troubles and backache •• it has a peculiar action npon the kid­ ney atructure, cleansing these most im­ portant organs and helping them to sift and filter from the bloot the foul acids and wade matter which cause arcknea* and suffering. Th>tae who suffer can make no mistake in giving it a trial. The 014 Maa’e Ba>eHewee. “He’s the boy after your own heart Isn't he?" “Not much!” replied the old man “lie’s the boy after my pocketbook I"— Atlanta Constitution. “Here are tome bulletin» about th* ptt. V tuef neove er»o ali N rvosta lUs^fliee» r. | A pe>rmat>4»oUF . ure«i »-y hr. Kt ne'e ’*r«»S “Avery,” said Mrs. Gayman. ”1 want real state of affairs In llusala.” anlo you suppone I can send it soa»t » l ew.el I W msntlon this papov.________________I HOta FOR EVfRf MKMBfR TH! FAMit.V, AT ALL S2BfOOO I Reward 1 THE REASON W. L. Douglas a hoe* ar* worn bv mom i*opk in nil walk« oft if« than any other mnkaia l*r»ii«i or thair •irwlknt Bftln, oMy-fitting, and nup«ri<>r wR«riug qu^Hias. Th« «Rlnef ion of thnlnatlipr« nn<| of h«r runtprial« for «ach part of tha shos and «vary da tai I of th« making! n looked aft«r by tha moat cmnpkt«organization of mip«rintan