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UKfCK ar the »i/uiub u u- cantile « ■** Uw» iorR Ur«wlRg BALL TEAM OF NEGRO OIRLS. 8TEWART8 THIRD FORTUNE o»r. a«»t» N»vaSa*» ■*sil«»r KI««" ■ • ■» l*r»«»«rllr*■ tllsb Tta». 'To »tart out at th» »<■• of nearly fourxvire to make ■ third fortune, and to bai» tta attempt crowned with sue- cv**». la rat tar a •treiiuou» under taking for anyone And yet that 1» what former Unit ed Htat«-s Senator William M Blew- art. kuown a» "the Nllver King" of Nevada, ba« done, writ«-« a Carson City rorre«t«ind ent. Tta other day ta celebrate*! bl« WM M. avewasr. eightieth birthday Few meu, even among the money king» of bonanu days, have had a mor» varied and wonderful experience than William M. Rtewart. Tta accu mutation and lose of two Immense for tune» and the w Innlug of a third at an age when the great majority of meu «re relegatis! to the retired Hat aeem but mluor Incidents In hl» wonderful career. Among the role« ta has Altai In hl» time, ami the moat of them with marked eucee««. have beeu those of senator, lawyer, editor, orator, Yale College man, Indian fighter, prospector, «peculator and scientific farmer He waa tarn tn tta Ntate of New York, live«! a while In Ohl«», theu went to Yale to study law. When th» cry of "Gold In California" waa raised In *41» lie cams West, and. between the law and ore mining, grew so opulent that he became known na "the Nllver Klug." But when ta wna elect««! Renator from Nevada he plunge«! too deeply Into tta extravagamv. of capital life, amt nt the em! of twelve years found himself |>oor. But he did not <!«>«pnlr. Again he came back to tta West for a fortune, dug It out of the earth In tta form of precious ore. amt soon found himself ngnlu a millionaire. Bower returned with fortune. an<! In 1887 tie was again •ta-ted to the I'nlted Htates Neuate. For a time lie wns a greater flower In politics than tafore lie was at the head of that group of Republican dele gates who withdrew from the Nt. lewis convention In ltosl tacaune tta majori ty refused to agree to a bimetallism plank and declsnsl for the gold stand- ant HI»»art wns an ardent silver man. and the eucceas of the gold atandan! can««* dealt him a lianl blow. l'iiwls<< •fMM-ulatlon amt other unrrmunerntlv«* «titerprise« In a few years reduced him onre more to the lower tluanclal level. Ho, two year« ago Inat Man'll, hie term ended, ta hade good by to his friends in the Honnte and retnnml once more to the s«'em*s «if his former triumph to again wre«t fortunes from tin* rocks When lie return<*d to Nevada tta last time It was known among Ills friends that he waa almoat “down am! out" financially. But ta went to work with the old-time courage, ami with hla knowledge of mines ami mining, things ere long tagxn to come hla away again. He made several lucky strikes and In vestments, ami almost tafore a year had elapsed ho ha<1 made a good start toward retrieving his fortunes. It Is believed that he la now worth at least a quaster of a million, nnd possibly lunch more. He has shelved hla social nnd |xillt!i*al ambition, nnd declnroa that tills fortune ills thin! will mil go like the other«. a»lt-WI«Slng Watches. "Watchmaking Is no longer what It used to b»,” anlil a collector. “Where will you find to-day artist« making and selling readily watches worth $3,5(11) apleee? •Brequet was the greatest watch maker the world has over aeon, lie was a Swiss, but he lived In France. The watch collector who hasn't a 11 roquet timepiece Ims a sadly Incom plete collection. Bruquet watches were the acme of beauty, of originality and of accuracy. One played a tune every hour, another had on Its dial little fig ures that danced, a third was a self- ■grinder. They were vary Ingenious, those eelf-wlndtng watches. They worked on ths pedometer principle. Tta motion of the body tn walking kept them wound." ▲ Mn Isn't necessarily bald because 4»tatM tote. I » NlStalr l'r»«-«te. KnablM lb* Natl»»" 1« »»•< Mi«» af ««• Hur«. It la luteresting to hear that the detec tive 1» as m-easary In the flowery land as In England. The klmuuo sleeve Is a useful receptacle for unconsidered trifles. __________________ A limn wna «trolling toward tbe Im«* twill field on tlio Parade at duak re cently, says th« Kanana City Times. HAND GRENADES OF WAR OF *18. A group of dark figures were plnylng hall on th» diamond. Olg.TIm» Or4»»»«e Ke»»« »t Kort H»»rg—H»w Tb»r We»» I •»«. "That’» right. Fannie, put ’em over While examining tile contents of the the plate!" ordnance storehouse at Fort McHairy “All right. May. look nt thia” "Heaven.!“ eiclaiuied the man. Lieut J- I* Holcombe, of the 128ih .«>ast artillery, discovered several “what name« for twill players." lie hnataiHwl around the field and taxes of old hand grenade« which are entile within full view of the player». ■up|»o*e«! to be more than 1U0 years Out In the field was a full team of old. m ) s the Baltimore American. negro girl». rat-glug In age from IN to The missile« are of the earliest make 22 yearn, rlad lu »bort blue skirts, used by the I'nlted Htates government whit» shirt wnlata. black stockings, and and were probably pla<-ed at the his regulation haneball ■len'«. They were toric old fort when It wns first erected equipped with every inmlern device for In 1812. Owing to the way In which capturing the frl«ky ha«eball. Stoop they were packed th» greuad«-« had Ing forward with liatid» u|*on km-e«, only th« slightest trace of rust upon they encouraged tlie pitcher to "put ’em them. over,” “strike ’em out." and do every The discovery of th» weapon recalls other things which are so sni>y to tell a bit of the ancient history of tb» th« pitcher to do but no hard for the country. In explaining their use Lieut. Iwlrler to perform herself «■specially Holcombe »eld that the grenade«.were herself. The stranger aikcd for eipla- handled «nly by the grenadier» of the natlona from one of the large crowd ship, who, walking out u|«>n the yard which had gathered to witness the per arms of th» old fashioned fighting ves formance. sels, threw them Into the ranks of the 'Those are the Kanana City Blue enemy. An explosion followed which Belles, orgnnlrcd by Claude Fast." wna created havoc. the reply. "They come out here and They weigh about four |>ounds and practice almost every night after <1 are sh«;*«*«l after the fashion of the o'clock. They hare made several trl|« bombs used by anarchist«, and are to Kanins towns. Including Atchison Iron ami loaded with gunpowder. and Topeka. Can they play ball? Look Several day« after the discovery one at them." of the new recruit» nt the fort was A little negro girl had Ju«t gone to bat. Ths pitcher “tied herself In a found trying to dry the powder la one knot" an much as her skirts |*ermltted of the missiles by roasting It on the and threw the ball with speed that fire. A report was mads to Lieut. would do credit to Ituhe Waddell. The Watson, In command of the post, who tatter met ft aqnarely “on the none" 'said that he Intended to write to the ntid sent It to the embankment on the authorities and ask permission to r>p|Mie|t« able of thV field. Then «he dump them In the middle of Chesa sprinted «round for a home run while peake bay, ns they were no old fnshlon- cd ttint they would be of practically no the crowd cheered. Before the visitor left he naw some use whatever In modern warfare. other nnmpl«*n of real hall plnylng. Coolly In Human I.I tm , In ancient times the great engineer Haraslw Sales 1« Jspnn. Ing works were costly In human liven. Even In placid Japan they have bar The making of the Rev! Sea canal la gain sales, but they conduct them on ■aid to have Involved the loss of no very different principles from the »-rim fewer than 120,0110 Egyptians. Buc mages we have over here, nays the Eng kle’s examination made lilm believe the lish Ladles Pictorial. An niuualng numtar to have been somewhat exag American woman lias embodied Iter ex- gerated. but be gives It ns still a guide lierlencrs of traveling alone In Japan to the enormous waste of humau life In a most entertaining volume Just pub In those days. The men who kept 2.1KKI lished, whence may lx- gathered a de slaves engaged for three years bring scription of a sale at the greatest trad ing a single stone from Elephan Ing house In Japan. tine to the pyramid« did not* care n The good« nre not dung about. They great deal so long ns lu the twenty are shown to advantage In locked cases years In which one of the pyramids and the heads of departments keep the wns n building there were forthcoming keys. Remnants, however, are laid on the .'li'ai.ooo men (re.|ulred for tta work. mats ami though there la keen anxiety When Father scolds, the girls. In to secure bargains, twrfect order and stead of seeing any Justice In hl« com quiet prevail. Baliles toddle alxnit quite comforta plaints. blame Mother for ever bring bly; others sleep on their mothers' ing him Into the family. hacks. |lowever orderly and quiet Nome men get ns much satisfaction though the Japanese bargain sale may out of a political campaign as some be. It Is not free from the shoplifter and women got out of n church revival. CAUGHT WITH THE GOODS. BAR LONG NAILS IN FOOTBALL. Frl»e»to» First V«lversltg to I»st»t oa Maalcar» for Player». Manicure« will ta as «-sM-utial to the new football a» bone*<-tt*-r» were to tbe old. for no match may now be enter- ■«I Into by any youth who has project ing finger nails, says the New York lieraid. If It should happen that be finds himself on tbe gridiron without taring rvmiplled with this provision be ha« Just two minutes In which to avail himself of the services of a manicure. The Princeton eleven will be the first to feel tta need of the attentions of an offidal polisher, and that without a manicure establishment nearer than Trenton, N. J. Nome of the candidate» for gridiron honors this fall who are getting ready to dlacard their vacation tan say they could not possibly submit to being forced to alt at a little table on the side lines with on» hand In rose water and the other under an orange-wood ■tick. It will ta mad<lenlng, they aver, when the scrimmage Is at Its height to have to say something polite to a fair young thing with yellow hair, who will Inquire. “Pleasant «lay. Isn’t It? I have Ju«t an awful cold, haven't I? Do I hurt you? Where do you usually get your manicuring done? What do you think of George Cohan? Lovely, weath er. Isn't It? Are you In a hurry?" It stands none tbe less written. No. 1. section E, Is as follows: “No player having projecting nails on his person will be permitted to play In a match. Penalty, suspension unless the fault Is corrected In two minutes.” No football player who Is particular about how bls finger nails look could have them properly manicured In two minute«. It Is feared, but the length of the appendages is left to tta discretion of the umpire. Several of the youths from Lawrence preparatory school who are candidates for the Princeton team thia fall feel deeply concerned, for the prevailing style of football player Is likely to In- slat upon having hla nails long and ta- perIng. When men are left unconscious ■ on tta field, watting Identification, It sounds tatter In the newspaper i dis- patches to any, "their hands were care fully manicured and showed them to be persons of culture and refinement and evidently quite unaccustomed to manu al labor." It has been suggested that Princeton retain the services of an ungular ex- I>ert as a member of the faculty who can diversify her duties on the aes thetics of claw burnishing. Aatocreph« »n«l Alfalfa. E. C. Dameron, of Pike t.'onnty, Mo.. Is credit«! by an exctatqce with th» following suggestions on growing al falfa : "After several years' experimenta tion. with both sue«-»«« and fallnre. I unhesitatingly advise fall seeding. While 1 know of no plsnt that excels alfalfa In vigor of growth after it la once established. It Is extremely timid ■bout Its Hswx-lstlon with other plants In Its early life. Weeds and foxtail are Its worst foe«, and bow to avoid them or to redm'e them to the mini mum Is tbe problem tafore tbe alfalfa grower. It Is with tbbi In view that I advise the fall seeding. To my mind the pie«-» selected for seeding down next fall should be upland naturally well drained and fertile. If tbe piece «electisl Is land In wtaat I should top dresa It during winter with all tta •table manure I could ¡«sMlbly get on It- not In great bunks, but well distrib uted. After the wheat come« off In June I should disk It twice, once each way. After tta first shower the weeds will begin to sptaar. then disk again. Keep this up until Sept. 1. Don’t plow under any circumstances, but kill all the weed growth by surface cultiva tion. All thia sounds like work, and It Is work, but tta tast remunerated work a farmer ever did. About Sept 1, If there be moisture enough for ger mination, sow twenty pounila of ued per acre. Use a wf»eelbarrow seeder and sow ten pounds each way. This covers ‘skips’ and gives a tatter dis tribution of tta seeds. Then slant your harrow teeth and corer by going over tbe field's? least twice." Farm Food Vai»» of tb» Pea»»t. Prof. N. E. Jaffa, the nutrition ex pert of tbe State Cniveraity at Berke ley, Cal., has Issued a bulletin saying 10 cents’ worth of peanuts contain more protein than a meal of roast beef, and six times the amount of energy In volved in a big fat porterhouse steak. Prof. Jaffa punctures tbe old idea that salt eaten with nuts makes them more easily digested, says a Berkeley dispatch to tta New York World. He also explains why nuts seem to upset th» digestive organs. “With the exception, perhaps, of dried beans and cheese no food ma terial lias such a reputation for Indi gestiblllty.” be says. "Discomfort from nuts Is largely due to Insufficient mastication, and from eating them when not needed, as after a hearty meal or late at night." Wagon«. I'se a bandy start stepladder with bent Irons securely screwed to the end of the ladiler. an<1 that fit to the wagon Brood He«». I ' I I Holo«r«p»a. "An autograph." said an antiquary, “la worth nothing, while a bolograph may be worth fl.000 or more. An autograph of a man is bls simple sig nature*. His bolograph Is one of hla signed letters, and Its value depends on Its Interest. “Nome men are such fools that they think autographs valuable and holo graphs worthless. “I know a man wbo found In his grandfather's chest a lot of Important letters of Franklin. Washington. Aaron Burr, Hamilton. Andre an«! Jefferron. He read these letters; then he burnt them, first «uttlng out the signatures, "For the signatures he got 50 cents apiece or thereabouts. For the letters In their entirety lie would have got from $100 to $500 apiece. "By tills loss of about $24.000 tta man learn«*tl the difference between an autograph and a holograph." HraRfl. Jblnklng to Improve tta Barred Rocks, we croesed them with Buff Cochins, then used what we supposed were pure Black- Breasted Red Games with them. As part of these games bad yellow legs and pea combs, we now feel sure that they bad been mixed with tta Cornish Indian ______ __ Game before we BUCKKYC BID. got them, and tare Is where we got the j«a comb. This mlxup produced a bird or two red as foxes, wttb yellow legs, and I con ceived the idea of raising a whole flock like them. As layers tbe Buckeye Reds are sim ply peerless. Heat or cold baa no ter rors for them, as their small combs do not suffer from frost They have a long body from the wishbone back upon which to carry plenty of meat They are not coarse or bony, yet males weigh from nine to ten pounds and females from flve to seven. They have tbe rich yellow skin and legs so dear to the American epicure, and tbe skin Is not thick and tough as In some yellow-skinned fowls. They are vigorous from tta shell, alert and gamy, though not Inclined to fight among themselves, sitys Mrs. F. Met calf of Ohio in American Agriculturist In which a Buckeye Red of ideal shape Is Illustrated. Tbe surface color of th» male Is a dark rich velvety red. approaching cardinal or garnet, never buff or bricky, head, neck, hackle, back, saddle and wingtaws richly glossed with metallic luster, under color a lighter shade. (‘«FR Of A«lRiaiF. l.oRdlnK Soy One of the Mew Breed« of Fowl«. As man baa adapted different ani mals to different uses it does not infer that they are not subject to natural lawa. On tbe contrary, tb» aubje«*tlon la more romplete than before, and, as man has been tbe foater agent in changing the charaterlstlca of most do mestic animals, so must tbe band of man ta ever ready to render that as sistance so eesentlal to tbelr well being. Tta pasture, shelter and care must be suitable for the accomplish ment of tbe purpose deaired, and no n«*glect can ta allowe«L Not only must the utmost «-are ta taken In selecting the animals that suit tbe farm best, but tbe farm Itself must also conform to the animals. One should not attempt to Improve unless prepared for It, as failure will be the result, but tbe prep aration Is easily made. Better stock means tatter farming, larger cropsand greener pasture«. With each year tbe crops become better, berause the system forces them to be so. Bur those farm ers who do not pswss facilities for certain bre«>de of animals neeJ not be dtaxiuraged. as al! can have a privil ege with some klrfds that do hot come up to the requirements needed. Im provement should be tbe obJe«T with every farmer, for even should tbe farm er lag behind, tbe time will arrive when he will t.c compelled to camp on the same ground that others long be fore occupied, but who bare left It for something tatter. Keep pace with the time, and keep the tio«*k to the best, by breeding with thoroughbreds and always culling from the bottom. For and I have raised corn and soy beans together with good results, but my ex perience on the whole Is to advise farmers not to grow them together. It mad« tb» corn exceedingly bard to cut. as th» maaa of vegetation waa so heavy that th» corn and beans tumbled In every direction from the heavy winds. I believe It la better, on rich land, to grow each of tta crops separately, says an Ohio fanner. When the land is not so rich and It Is not desired to cut and shock the corn, noy ties ns can be grown to advantage to turn bogs or cattle on after the corn Is gathered. Tta moot satisfactory soy bean that I bare tried Is tbe early yellow variety known as Hollybrook ; they are some three weeks earlier than tbe mammoth yellow, grow a line quality of vine and an excellent yield of seed. It grows off more promptly than tbe mammoth and gets out of the way of weeds and grass sooner, end for tta same reason It la not so much In tbe way In cultivating a corn crop. If It Is desired to plant them In a cornfield And one decided advantage they tare over tbe mam moth. they do not shell so badly after getting ripe. If broody hens are properly treated nine out of ten will begin to lay again within two weeks after being removed from tlie nest. But If they are half drowned, starved a week, or bruised and abused, it is more than likely they will get even with their owners by de dining to lay a single egg until they have fully recovered from 'heir Ill- treatment and acquired the- custom ary tranquillity. <'»re of tbe ax.» LUAU •• end taard. By ualug a ladder of this klud tlie loading is made much easier, ami very often farm produce can ta handled with far less danger of bruis ing. Very handy for many other kluds of work. Place for Lantern«. A place should be provided In every farm building where lanterns are uaed or likely to ta use«!. Stretch a wire along behind the cows ami horses with sliding wire books on to which tbe lantern can ta h<a>k«M nnd uiove«l as wanted. A hook of cheap, smooth fence wire can ta fix«M up without ex pense almost anywhere, nnd It Is much safer than a nail, as It will generally nllow the lantern to hang straight. Superstition and the Wedding Hing. Be careful that no hay. straw or other When a wedding ring has worn so Inflammable material Is near lantern thin as to break, the superstitious be hooks or other holders. Don't set a lieve that either the husband or the lantern down. wife will soon die. Thia may be re Mew llitchin* Strap. garded as an obvious su|>eratltlon and The most desirable hitching strap 1 b perha;,» accounts for the fact that wed one which gives the horse plenty <vf ding rings are now made so much frt*ei!«vm and at the same time takes thicker an<! heavier than form»r!y.-w gip the slack, preventing the animal Grand Magaslne. from becoming entangled In It. A very simple apparatus for this purpose Is Mad» Uowd. being placed on tta market In the n» said If she refused him shape of a piece of pipe of suitable II»'d dl» and though a hid It length with tbe means at the ends of Turned out as hr said It would | •eimrlng It to th» stall. The upper end In fifty years ha did It. haa a roller, over which tta bitching —Houston l’o»t. strap or ro;*e passes, am! Is secured to AI« a for th» lasa, wbo la (Iran to a weirbt moving In the Interior of tbe luMtatol PIP« 1*1» Pen. Owa. If I tad known In tta morning How wearily all tta day Tta word« unkind Would trouble my mind 1 »«id when you went away, 1 had been mor» careful, darling. Nor given you needlaw» pein; But w» vex "our own" With look an<l ton» We might never tak» back again. For, though In tta qolet evening You may give me tta kia» of peace. Yet It might ta That never for m» Th» pain of tta heart abonld eeaarn How many go forth In tta morning That never com« horn» at night I And hearts have broken For harah word« spoken. That sorrow can ne’er set right. Wo have careful thoughts for tta »traa g«r. And atnllea for th» sometlnw gue»t. But oft for “our own” Tta bitter tone. Though we love "our own” th» best. Ah, lipa with the curve impatient! Ah, brow with that look of acorn! Twer» a cruel fate Were the night too 1st» To undo tta work of morn. —Margaret E. Hangster. Warren*« l««rr... Bland! tbe ground's your own. my braves! Will ye give it up to slave«? Will ye look for greener grave«? Hope ye mercy still? What’s the mercy despots feel? Hear It in that battle peal! Read it on yon bristling steel I Ask It—y» wbo wilL Fear ye foes who kill for hire? Will ye to your borne retire? Look behind you !—they're afire And. before you, see Wbo have done It! From th» val» On they com»!—and will y» quail? Leaden rain and iron tail Let their welcome ta! In tta God of battles trust! DI» w» may—and die we must; But, oh, where can dust to dust Be consign'd so well. As where Heaven Its «lews stall shed On the martyr’d patriot's bed. And the rocks stall raiM their head Of hm deeds to tell? —John Pierpont. SECRET OF HIS SUCCESS. How a Ctusasre *■ Nansa, ImprovaA Prospect« ot a New York Doetoe. “Ifa strange wbat a little thing may make or mar a man." says a New York physician. “When I first moved into this office. Just after being graduated. I stuck a shingle In my window labeled •J. K. Smith. M. D.' An occasional pa tient dropped In and sometime« I got an emergency call from one of the resi dents of the same apartment hou<0 here; but all the fees I got dliln’t suf fice to pay my board bill. I was par ticularly surprised that tbe people liv ing in the bouse didn't patronise me more, as I saw other doctors coming In and I knew there was Illness here. “One day a chap who had been grad uated from the same college two year« ahead of me. and wbo already bad a thriving practice uptown, asked how I was getting on. I told bint. " 'Well, now, John.' he said. 'Let me five you a tip. I see your sign In the window reads. “J. K. Smith. M. D." What does the K. stand for. anybowF • 'Kinard.' I answered. “ 'Fine.' he said. ’Get a new sign and hare It read. Ttoctor J. Klnanl Smith.' Just that and nothing more or less. And now another thing: the ap pearance of your office Is ail right, in side and out. but your clothes look a little worn. Have you any money leftF “'Yes.' I replied, 'but I am clinging to my last hundred.' “ ‘Go out right now and buy a new suit Get a cloth of tbe tast quality and see that It fits. Then go to a hab erdasher’s and lay tn a fresh line of furnishings. Then put ’em all ou and try to look as If you bad Just stdp;M«d out of a bandbox.' “I did as be said. I put out the new sign, reading 'Dortor J. Kinard Smith.* and I bought the new clothes. Within two weeks I had flve calls from this house and I had officecalls from strang ers. Business brisked up till now I have no reason to complain. “I reasoned out the psychology of It afterward. 'J. K. Smith. M. D..' vas common. Any one might be named J. K. Smith. But Ttoctor J. Kinard Smith' was different. It Imparted 'tone' and that 'Kinard' differentiated me from al! other Smiths. Tbe new clothes gave me a prosperous 'froiit' And there you are." The bog Is not able to endure se verely cold weather, yet It Is kept In the most uncomfortable situation o' TkeM Who Ti» Knot». any other animal. The pig pen should be well littered and dry. and tbe shel Can any one tell why the landlubber ter should contain no cracks or openings In tying a cord around a package or for droughts of air. anything else will always make a gran ny knot Instead of a square knot? Wu Poultry Note«. For rapid growth feed the chickens all do It In spite of thunder. To tie a reef knot or sailor's knot req’ll res often. thought and experience. Yet It is aa Lice brood, breed and hide unde: easy as a granny knot Never believe the roosts. for a moment that sailors are th«* only Gravel should always be supplied to people In the world who can tie knots. fowls that are fattened In confinement Go to an operating theater In some big Of two things, the breed and feed hospital and take note of the skill with Ing. the latter Is the more Important which surgeous and even nurses employ Dry salt Is as good as any material bamlages and ligatures. Learn from them bow to tie the clove bitch, the that can be used for preserving eggs. combined surgeon's and reef knot tbe Ducks may be picked when fou Staffordshire knot, the common sur months old and every six weeks after geon's knot tbe friction knot Hensen's wards. knot Tait’s knot etc.—New York Select the stock of pullets you In FreeH. tend to keep as soon as they are well Dt«advan1a*e« of Travel. developed. "Mamma, Mrs Ohlcastle Just went Coal ashes should always be slftvii before putting them In the dust box for the use of poultry. Much of the disease with which fowls are afflicted may be traced to a neglect in ventilating the fowl bouse. As a general rule there Is more profit tn marketing fowls early; price« ar» not any better, but there Is a great saving In feed. It does not cost any more to keep thoroughbred stock than It does to keep scrub stock, but It $apr better when It comas to selling. wild over our new bust of Nhak«|H*are when she was here this afternoon.” “Burst, my dear, burst Mercy sake«, how can you use such slang? And you've been to Europe twice, too!"— Chicago Record-Herald Sure of a Good Time. Friend—Did you have a goo«! tims chaperoning the party last night? Young Matron—Lovely. All of the girls were so much older than 1.—De trolt Free Press. Widows seem to shed toare with ona sye, and use tbe other to "took aroutML"