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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 20, 1907)
Every part of the brxly i* dependent on the Mood for nourishment and strength. When thia life stream is flowing throv. ;h the sy-tein in ,t state of pniity and richness we are mssurod of tx-rfect and uninterrupted health; to au»e pure Mood is nature’s safe-guard against disease. When, howe-vr, the Uxly is fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of its strength, disease p< rtns collect, and the trouble is manifested in various ways. 1’nstular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the di Jerent skin affections show that the Mood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too uuch acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sxuvs and Vlcers are the result of mot! cl, unhealthy matter in the Mood, and Rheumatism. Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Codtagious Flood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated Mood disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. These impurities and poisons find their way into the Mood in various ways. Often aslugcish. inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the avenues of Uxlily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the Mood and distributed throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with oontagious diseases is. another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; wc also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the Mood in Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier cf disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate as to inherit bad bl-xxl, perhaps the dregs cf seme old constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed an 1 troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to suffer in some way. For blood troubles cf ar.y character S. S. S. is the best Temoly ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely arid permanently cures Mood diseases of even- kind. The action of S. S. S. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong and healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh. Scrofula, Sorts and Fleers, Skin Diseases, Contagious PURELY VEGETABLE Blood Poison, etc., and does not leave the slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's greatest tonic, made entirely cf roots, herbs ar.d barks, and is absolutely harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class |kuo' Stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. A r r,„ How S|>|H-tlte »ubaldv* before ■ well- filled menu curd wa* ahowu In n well- know n reotaurnnt. The dramatl* per- HUMORCUS PARAGRAPHS FROM ■onae were two woll <lr<-»»..t women, 1 Ht COMIC PAPERS. frvwli *iid hungry from the iMtrgaln ixnmter. "Ilow would roa»l turkey do?” *«k. riva.aut Incldruta Ocvurrtn* the «1 A. gl*nelng at the Hat. "Cranberry W wrl«l Over too tug. tbal Are v haar- Mii.v goes with that.’’ lui to Old or louas Funsi Setae* "Exivllont!’’ commented B. "But tiou. that kver/boda Will Kujoy. here'» 'airlolu steak «uiothered In ou Ion*’ Sliouldn’t we try ateak?” Starbonlcr — Bay. Brlilget, the»* "Just the thing!” agro.st A. "uiilo** cakes get smaller and smaller every you care for fries*»,, of chicken.” day. "Why. they have fried kidney*" *ug- Bridget Sure, that'» all right go»(<*l B; "they’d t>e ta*ty enough.” they're flannel cake* ’n’ yl* uniat lx "My dear," *oftly wblapered A. "I plct ft! notice there'* lamb *tew on the lull.” Tile I swat Stgaa. *T<amb *tew?" rv;>eat<-d B. "I* It I*»- “I guess Bittin'* sw must have grad *ible?” uate»! from that eastern whool." "Or would you prefer mutton broth ?”_ "What makes you think SO?” ventured A. "Why, hl* nose I* elevated two Inch "No. dear.” replied B. with « *lgh- "I es above the normal, bl» chest Is ex don't feel like eating to-day,” panded a fbot and he finds great dltB- Thon "Let'a make It pie!" came the culty In comics.-ending to apeak to five elmrus from the women, and pie It oldest friends of the family."—Cleve wa* land Plain Dealer. Merely Two X Irn» of It. s Didn't Hart Hotel Key». Thomas Jefferson wan writing the im- tnortal Declaration of Independence, and Lad just evolved the revolutionary doc- Crine that all men are endowed with cer tain inalienable rights, among which are “life, liberty and the pursuit of happi uess ” “Of couree,” he reflected, “there will be about one week in the year when the boy with the cannon cracker or the toy ptstol will be at liberty, in hia pursuit of happiness, to take anybody’s life.** Smiling as he thought of the havoc the automobilista would play with the«c principles some day, he proceeded to sub mit a few facts for the consideration of a candid world.—Chicago Tribune. "I suppose." said a guest, “a good many forgetful people go off with hotel keys?" “This will show you." said the clerk. And be took from a drawer the fol lowing printed slip: “The manager of tbe Blank Hotel ac- knowledges with thanks tbe return of key No. —. which Mr. —, by oversight carried away on departure." So many key* tbe young man ex- plained, were mailed by forgetful guests it bad been deemed adv Isable. a* a time saving device, to have a key ac knowledgment printed.—New Orleans Times-I'emmrat. Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Boothia* Syrup th.- b. si remedv to use toe tbsir cbUdrna flurtag the u-e thing period. HI. Change of Front. "My view of coeducation." be said, firmly. “I* that it should be forbidden. It Is deleterious to mental develop ment. It leads to------’ "John.” said bis wife, entering unex- rpectedly, "are you telling Mr. Smith of the dear old day* when we were college ■classmates?" “Y-ye*” said John. — Philadelphia Ledger. Wa.lH Help Io Be Tkssklol. The minister’s children were out in ifbe field one day. while visiting on a farm, when suddenly a ram came to ward them all ready to “butt In.” Lit tle Arthur, aged 5. said to Dorothy, aged 3, "Ob, Dorothy, say your pray ers!” She said, "I can’t tbiDk of any.” so tier brother told her to say any one that she heard their father say. The ram was getting closer, and In her fright she said tbe only one she could think of: "0 Lord, help us to be thankful for what we are about to receive." The Sedan-Thalr. Perhaps some expert In the Siamese language will tell us what Is It* word for “sedan-chair.” When the King of Siam's minister, protesting against hi* majesty’s favor toward motoring, sug gested recently that “the royal sedan- chair” was always at his disposal, it Is improbable that he used a word retni- nl*-ent of the French town. For It Is from the »--ene of Napoleon III.’* col lapse that the sedan-chair take* Its name, and perhaps remote posterity will suppose that it bad some connec tion with that event But Sedan first produced these conveyances centuries ago. and they were seen In England In 1581. One used by James I.'s Bucking ham provoked great popular outcry against tbe employment of men ns beasts of burden. Sir S. Duncombe is credited 4ith having Introduced them to London In 1634. And Bath knows the Pickwlckiap sedan-chair to this day. —London Chronicle. • Londons 1O1 Parke. One of the most useful activities of tbe London County Council has been in tbe extension of tbe park system of the metropolis, which now Includes, under tbe management of tbe Council, nearly 5.000 acre*. Tbe acquirement and development has cost about £84100.000. and the an nual charge for maintenance comes to Stamps costing $19.500 were recently £505.000. which adds about a half pen required for an agreement between two ny in tbe pound to the rates, or about Loudon railway companies. two-tentlis of 1 per cent. The cost In- ludes tbe salaries of an outdoor staff of M3 men and women. Write Us ngraving Tbe Council came into existence In 1RS9. ami sm-ceeded to tbe metropolitan plates board of public works In the care of FOR PRINTING the parks, but of course with larger HICKS-CH ATTEN power*. In all fifty-seven new parka Portland Oregon have been added since then out of tbe total that come under the Council’s management.—Park and Cemetery. Scribe—Come on. get up. It will give you an appetite. Artist—That’s what I am trying to keep away from. K b Eye for Buaine«». rooTLAND. oseaoH Quality is our motto We educate for success, and send each student to a position when com petent-—many more calls for help than we can meet. Individual instruction insures rapid prog, revs AH modern methods of bookkeeping are taurht; also rapid calculations, correspondence, commercial law. office work, etc. our shorthand—easy, rapid, legible. Chartier is Beautiful catalogue, business forms and penmanship free Na. J-- 07 P. N. U. I "I I’ll KN writing to ad v erti »er» please »I mention this paper. Two Kmtlnlne Thought«. Ftscd Style«. Snake—I notice Mr. Leopard Is wear ing those ugly old polka dots, although strlis-s are tbe fashion this summer. Zebra—Ye* but tbe poor old I-eop- ard can’t change bls »¡«its.—Kansas City Time* Thr Excitement Plan. "The payments ain't so hunt" “What term*?" "A dollar down and a dollar when- ever the collector ketches me.”—Louls- ville Courier-Journal. A Definition. Bug There'» another one of active volmnoe«! There is a remedy over sixty years old — Ayer’s Cherry Pectortl. Of course you have heard of improbably have used it. Once in the family, it stays; the one household remedy for coughs and hard colds on the chest. Ask your doctoi aboutit. • 1 bi»v* h*»l pNCHmtMUa tiiMM. Aver** « h«a l«i> .'n in»«i(»l» v. nmgh »Mkt'h ItIM« 1 h»»» luti >**.>**•«.! ftvnt t«» lagt « uac M. Af’.i «\i« gown w. itidor i i-raiM IL“ — K \ lluKam«. )ita*aiii »’oint Wig T-r L - - Z3 Z-D A • /lliers 9 .». » - I- I a of »«ruruuLLA. Ayer’« Pills Inervas# tho Activity of tho liver, and thud aid rocovcry Tba < hlaeee Vrmy. “S^ddicra umx ! to be dieplaed In China and only the nmHe:« were *t»n ihlrrw! suitable material for 1 ghtlng men,’’ nay« Owen M.ielkmahl in th* reehnlenl Worhl Mngailnv ’ Vo dav all thia In cli.tngvd. and Chinn ha« mi army to which it 1« an honor to tn loiig. Tuintunn* have t»een «u|M‘reedr*l by wlreles« telegrn|diic ap|»m On* uiul *dg mil balloon.«; tna»k« have given place to held glmvw«*«. comic ojH*ra garb two» been cant off for khaki uniform^ «nil the twobandled sword ban bet'otue Hie bajronvt. China win find amu««d to n nen«e of her weakm*««, and her strength, by the diamdvr of th«» war with Japan In l>.H . Hitherto «In* had wlumlH’n*<| |ik<* a great laay giant, smiling M'onifully nt the ■ugg**«tion that amaller and weaker nntlou.«, by adopting modern metlmda, might Ire Jure her. Nhe had sublime faith In the force of tho vast horde« •!>»» cvald throw into the rteld.” fared. "Dumley »ay* he thinks he'll go In for yachting this summer. He's more than half-equipped already.” “t»ot the yacht, ha» he?” “No, tbe clothes"—Philadelphia Prea*. Hoprlr««. Rhe—The optimist enjoy* the apple. He—While tbe pessimist quarrel» about the core. *25,000 Reward THK REASON W. L. Douglas shoes are worn by more people fa all walks of life than any other mate*, la because of their eacellent style, easy-fitting, and superior wearing qus’ltles. The selection of the leather; atr* other materials for each part of tbe shoe, and every detail of the making la looked after by the most oom pleteorgan! ration of superintendents.foremenand •killed shoemakers, who receive the highest waaea paid in the •hoe Industry, and whose workmanship cannot r>e eirelled. If I could take you Into my large factories at Brook ton. Mass., •nd show you how carefully W L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, Wear longer and are of greater value than any other make. Wo Anbetltute. Ask your dealer for W. L. IMuglas shoes. If he cannot supply you, send 4U*ct to factory. Mhoes seat everywhere by maiL Catalog free, wi rx— A Fallacy, She—Those white shoe* of your* squeak. I bet they are not yet paid for. He—Oh, there's nothing In that su perstition. or why don’t these white flannel* and this Panama bat squeak, too? Harkins llark. Mother—You never saw- my bands a* dirty a* your*. Child—But your mother did. The Old Time Mta*e < oaeh. In 1762 there were, »trnnge a* ft seems, only six stage roaches running Mean of Him. In all England, and of course there Wifey—You kicked for a week about were the only public vehicle* for trav coming to this resort— an<l Just sew elers. Even there were a novelty, and what an Ideal spot It I* a person rurrwl John Croreet thought Hubby—Yes; that's the reason 1 kirk- they were su< h a dangerous Innovation ed. This U the place I wanted you to that he wrote a pamphlet against them. decide on. "There roacbeea,” he wrote*, "male* gentlemen come to Ixmdon upon every No Other Bona. small occasion, which otherwise the, Dubley Is hi* own bore now.” Indeed? I didn't know he bad been would not do except iq«n urgent ne cessity. Nay. the ronvenlency of ths so successful.” "He Isn’t. He’s looking for a job.”— passage makes their wives come often up, who rather than rome such long Philadelphia I'rea* Journeys on horseback would stay nt Poor, Indeed. home. Then when they rotne to town "He la very rich, Isn't he?” they must tie In the wade, get fine No, be Is extremely poor.” clothes, go to plays and treats and by Why, I beard be bad a million dol these means get such a habit of Idle lars?" ness and love of pleasure that they are "So he has, and that’s all he has got” uneasy after.” —Houston Post. Aastralla's Rut She Was a Dalay. "Wilt thou------ ” began tbe minister. But the bridegroom had already wilt ed.—Baltimore American. Waste %aala. Mi«« Julia Butler, H. K. 4, Apple» tor» W s., writ«« she lm<l catarrh <>f th« rtomach, causing L-«s of sleep and ap> petite, with fraquent "«ver»* pains aQ«*r «•ting. She took I’« run«, tier appetite returned, she game*I sirvmgth, tlesh and ¡«erferl heulth. Me ||. One af!rrn>»ou the proprietor of an animal store said to bls young clerk : “Tom. I’m going up«talrs to work on the books. If any ou« cutne« lu for a live animal let me know You can at- , tend to ««dilug tie» stuffod aulmals | )ourself.“ About half an hour later In mm« a M*eutleman with hi« «on and naked 'loin if he could show him a IIv« tiM»nkey. To the customer's auiaaement tbe clerk ran to tbe foot of tlwi stairs aud yelled: “t’ome down, com* down, air; you'r« wanted!" Judge’s Library. Cabbage« were Introduce«] Into I gland tn the siitreuth century. En- k Save the Babies. NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. Wo can hardly rcalizo that of all tho children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly ono-quarter, dio before they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent., or more than one-third, befose they are five, and ono-half beforo they aro fifteen I We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitato to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by tho uso of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death, Castoria operates. exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens tho pore3 of tho skin and allays fever. I Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher. Too True. rSiVo'^o ^^*8HOE8 FOR EVERY MEMBER OF - THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRICE8. law “I.* anld mi esteemed inngtwtrnte. “«¡»ent « week in Jail before I entered ■»n my Ju<lge«hlp. I ate the prlmm f<»»»d. I alept In a cell. I conformed with all the prison rule«. I wore the prlwon «lothes. I did the prlaon work. Thu« f learned tbe value of the «entene»-< T wan to mete out later on. I got to know what a week, n mouth, n year, Ill* Idea at Walrv. n Jail meant. A« n remit I atn mon» At one time the bailiff In charge of merciful than ni*»«t judge«. I think It would I** a c « hm | thing If every Judgt» an English Jury was sworn to keep before taking ottb*e would «¡«»nd a little them "without meat, drink or Are." It while in Jail as I did. He would then win Justice .Maule who gave th« classic know the value of prison «eutence«. a reply to tbe bailiff, who Inquired thing he dotnm’t know now Now he whether he might grant a Juryman’« is like a cashier who attempts to pay request for a gin*« of water: “Well. It out money In a coinage of which he Is not meat, mid I should not vnli It Is Ignorant. In Baden this thing I « drink. Ye«, you may.** flpeak of must be done. Every judge ('sllfornla’s State library has been In Baden before he tnkt*s his sent on placed under ehril service rules. It is the bench Is required by law to pnsa the rirwt ¿•■partment of the State govern weeks like a common prisoner In Jal!.’’ ment to which lb-we rules have twen a;?- Cincinnati Enquirer. plied. An Excellent Start. “Now, wouldn't It be funny.” said Poplcy. playfully, "if I were to become a little boy again?” "Mebbe "It wouldn't be so funny for vou. pa." replied his bright young son. "If you was to be littler'n me. pa, I think I’d square up a few thing*” W. L. DOUCLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES (•dined Slrenxth and tlesh. Tfcat Foe mil«*« and mile« the through pas wniiv train Ims plodded along its the wake of the slow fr«dght. The travelers grow irksome and even ¡»etuiant “Condudor»“ MV« one of the boldest of them, “why do you not get that freight t« take a siding while we gt> by it?’* “t’nder the new Hepburn law.“ si- plain« th« conductor sadly, “«• are not • Ihtwed to pass anything." Nucevas Mag Mine. The Jtn!»r In Jail. Woninn'« Way. "I thought that prisoner wa* report ed in a dying condition," said the visit or. ¡«luting to husky »pecltuen. “He wa*'' refilled the warden, "but when he found the public didn't care whether be died or not, he seemed to lose Interest In the plan."—Philadelphia Ledger. "My pa says lie started In life with "He’s about tbe poorest actor I ever out a dollar In his pocket” saw,” said tbe first theatrical manager, “Huh; I started in without a pock ’a regular ham.” et 1” “Perba[>s." remarked tbe other, "be 11 Woman's Henson. jet over bl* faults In time.” lie—I>o you think woman will ever “Not much. He’s a ham that can't have a vote In this country? le cured."—Philadelphia Pres* 8he—No, I don’t. Weeded the thanite. "Why?” Goodman Gonrong—That’s the fust "Just tiecause.’’—Yonkers Statesman. time I ever seen ye earn a meal o’ victuals by workin' fur it. One Visit Enoagh. Saymold Storey—I'm on me vacation, "Did you say you were going to the durn ye!—Chicago Tribune. dentist's at 3 o'clock?” "Yes. but I’ve changed my mind. I’m not going.” "Why not?" "I got my fill of him the last time I was there.”—Cleveland Press. STOMACH cvr"!i;!l. them “What an actress that woman ts’. “Pa." said little Willie, looking up from his paper. "what is a pbllautbro- She pretends to be glad to see me.” “But you were a match for her?” pist. anyway?" “Indeed, yes! I pretended to be Just "A philanthropist, my son." replied her.”—Washington Her his wise pa. "Is usually a man who as glad to spends his time getting other people to aid. si end their money for charity.’’—Phil Method. adelphia Press. “He occasionally sajrs things that are wonderfully apropos,** said one states man. “Yes.” answered the other; “he’s like our parrot at home. It doesn’t know inurb, but what It does know It keeiwi repeating until aome circumstance arises that makes the remark seem mar velously apt.’’—Washington Star. The Boy's Opportnnlty. A. P. ARMSTRONG. U-. B . PRINCIPAL Dear. "Dear me. John, thia la dreadful with hot weather on im and uo money to go anywhere. Haven't you any <\>untry relation* you enu ware up?” "That'» the trouble. I've »»ml all I’ve gut already."—Baltimore Aiuert- reii. An undertaker living In a thriving She t Indignantly I—1 don't think you Western town took bls little boy to the give girl* credit for thinking of *ny theater. The play was rampant melo thing else but drtw* drama. and the little fellow watched He I suavely I—Oh. you wrong tne. I with breathless interest the villain kill do give you credit for thinking of some bls victim anj Impressively go through thing more than dreaae* all tbe forms necessary to stature film- She—Of what else, then? self of perfect »uevea* Incidentally He—Bonnet*—Chicago Journal. satisfying tbe youngster that dentil bad actually taken place, When the curtain descended upon the thrilling s<vne the undertaker arose to seek re freshment. whereupon bls offspring. In a lota! whisper, demarnhs!: "Pa. are you going around to get tbe body?” E TENTH AND MORRISON STREETS Him. Towne- My wife's doing her own rooking now. Browue—Well, you don't *evtu to mind It. Towne- No. I say »he'» doing her own cooking. I get mine done at a rve- tauraat. Philadelphia IT.-«» * tread y Leiioa from the Past. K»l«<». Aaeurn- Tell me which 1« proper Would you »ay. "It I* |w*alble for two to live ou $10 a week" or "on $10 week ly.” WI m - Well. I'd aay "It 1» ¡xwalble for two to live on $10 a week wwikly-” rhlladelphla Pre** For Qoughs and. Colds ALL HAIL Pt-l'.u-«.. tho ii'g< null) «»f llorr i'imll <'!$• * rli*«. a wvllkih'wii N.i ion Inventor niul | miiiiUfiU'Uii'vr, I m due Ike |UM«lue(hm of ! .i |Ki|»»‘r yarn tvraoHl "7.\ loll 11.“ (lint I llUd IkVIt •UV'VMfully U m ^I in «<1 w Ido rmtgv of tvxtlln fabric* ' No wrll«** 1 rank X Ihiu»»'*»’« in Ihv Twliiib al vVorhl Mtignihiv I • rile ullllantloti of impor wood fibre I In this pravtleul wav and die extrouio <’li<*ai»n«'*ia of the iu*w umtorhil conv iair«n| with otfier inrun noe In live I* siMlh a uioAt rvtiiftrknhle nelilovoniriit. I riiln In not • ltnpl»«n«d dln»'ovrry. but iMtlier the loglcul rv*ult of \enra of hmluatnklng ntu»h mid <»x|M*rliiientntloii X!t<»r the (Inal dot elo|k!neut of the the ory nt Hint lu tuiiui Into tangible mn forlnl for aU nwinner of ink*» In teitllv I indufttrlee. the pnja'r thrend and ynrn 1 .« hmm » or tightly apnn, «if nil thlrknrnnea j have •liu'r beam woven Into nhnoat ex ory nunvhnble fabric ntid tented nnd ivt«v*t«»il until the Intention hnn b<v,«wiie .in luu'ortiiut onumoix'lnl mux’eaa The HMiper ynrn hue eiirnordlimry wearing I pro|»erth*a, mid na th«» full of It* Mm« Maty O'Brien, Mtkl Mjrtle j oaofulnoMi H as ¡»n*bnhly not U‘cn deter Av«., Brooklyn. N Y , write« (mined, It will. In nil llkeli|io»»*t lend **Prrun«a <u»rd mr in five vsrrks of (•»If to oilier |»UH»oevs yet lo be din cutarrh of thr stoovoh, after »offering ■ ♦x»v<*red.‘* I for (our years and «hadormg without | «df«Ht. In common with other grate IlNil llrr «lurteS. ful once whq lm\e 1« eti I»en«till«I by ’’I'.'.l.tk ' -».I t| I’. h irnuiix, ,,d'.d ys vour discovery, I say, AU h«ul to Pr- Iwr think o* marryln'?“ run«.’* "Nlmre. now. ‘ mild lilddy, looking demureh nt her ati«n» “«hurt», n«»w. Mr. II J lleitnenmn, Oakland, tho «u!»j • t haa niker enteral me mind : Neb., writes *’l watted before writ* nt all. nt all *’ mg to you alxmt my aichne»«, lalarrh “it'« «orry Ol am.” «aid Pat, and be of the atuiUMch. winch I had uivr a turned away. I jeat ago. “W in minute, Pat/* anld Bld It «»»ft •‘Tiwre were people who <«»!*! me it Iv “Ye’ve act me tli nkln* “ l ucum/i won!<l not stay cured, but I am auro l^’dgiT. that I am cured, for I do not I »»el any more ill «fleet, Lav« a g«o»l «pfwilltn Ill« Sebra»« FalleS. “T wonder why It I«,” r«miarko«l one ami mn getting f«t. No I am, and will of the two men oho had Ju«t lunched, •ay to all, I am cured for go"»l. “I thank vou for your kindtir«*«. turned to «inuik to tho other, “that *'Prvuna will be our house ntrdkin« they alwaya have pretty caahlera at hereafter.** the«e rewtauranta.“ (atatrh of the atoinach is alto known But the pretty canhler, though «be in common parlance as dys|«c|»«iM, gas blunhed mid «lulled, did not fall to de- tritis and Indigestion. No medic in« teet the Canadian quarter he threw will bo <>f any permanent benefit es- down in payment of hit check. A hl- co pt it remove the ratarrhal condition« cugo Tribune i AVeßetable Preparation for As similating (teFoodandRegula Ung the 5'omfitbs and Bowels of MnnsaEinsiBsi Promotes Digeslion.CheerfuJ nessarvl Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. N ot N ahcotic . k Dr SAMI D. rrrutta A lx J nvw • f«ár - ! zA perfect Remedy forConntlpa- tlon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions Fever i sh- ness and Loss of S leep . Dr. A. F. Peeler, ot St. Louis, Mo. says: ”1 have prescribed your Castoria lu many rases and have alwaya found It an rffl< lent and apeedy remedy." Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, I’a, aaya: "I have prescribed your Pas toria In my practice for many year* with great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my patients.” Dr. Edward Parrish, ot Drooklyn, N. Y., says: “I have u*rd your Pas toria In my own household with good results, and have advised several patient* to use It for Its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm.” Dr. J. B. Elliott, ot New York City, says: "Having during the past six years prescribed your Cantoris for Infantile stomach disorders, I moat heartily commend Its uso. The formula contains nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children." Dr. C. G. Spranue, of Omaha, Neb, says: "Your Pastoria Is an Ideal mcdlcln* for children, and I frequently prescribe It. 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