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HEALTH NOTES FOR AUGUST » Mineral Wrwlth af the twuth. About oi»«*seventh <»f the mineral productton of tlx- entire rouutry c«Muea from the Southern States. Of bltu mlnoiia «»»al, the meet valuable mineral, the lk»uth prodiKva onefourth. and of Iron alwut one-ninth, Ita total coal reooureee amount to nearly rtOO.OOO.- iOO.ltoO tone, or more than one fourth of our eatiniate«l roal reserve. Of nilueral ctirenlrel materials the South supple« more than one-half, chiefly pboepiMte rock, sll of whtah la proilu.-ed In Florida. TVnneoaes and South Carolina. an«l nearly ona-thlrd of the mineral pigments. Of pre- lous »tou«-a the whole country pro-tu-es only $.'!25,tM*> worth, w-lth the S«»uth fur nishing Its fair share. The showing In iron ore reserves Is quite ss gixHl; a safe minimum Is S.OOO.rWto.OOO tons, or nearly oiie-thlrd of the nation's total. Of workable Iron ore the South contaIna one and one- half tirnea as much as the famous Lake Superior district, and this -lore not Include the deep lying southern a baais of value of product tha South furnish«« more than two-set- enths of our oil and more than one- sixth of our ras. New York Sun. Ik, Had It. Soeretsry Shaw paid s visit to the plebelt region of New England the past summer. He stopped one night at a squall country hotel, where the youthful I daughter of the proprietor officiated as waitress. Seating himself at the break fast table the next morning Mr. Shaw I asked : "Have you any breakfast fooJ. j young lady?' The Ingenuous little Ver monter stared perplexedly at the sec retary. cart her eyes with significance over the well-laden table, upon which was spread the usual assortment of preserve», jellies, pickle«. XVotwrter- shlra »sure. ham. eggs and bread, and stammered out: “Excuse n»e. air. but 1 nhat did you want?" "Why. some breakfast fix'd, please." repeated Sec ret» ry Shaw, politely. The girl frown- e«i and then, with sudden illumination of the dlstlngulAhi'd guest's meaning, replied glibly. "Oh. yes. sir; we have apple, pumpkin, gooseberry, and—I be lieve—»quash pie!” And she hurrie-1 from the room to exreute Secretary Shaw'» order—Exchange. Noble llntle*. A Fallare. Not long ago a man appeared at the capital and had his card taken In to Senator Bailey. The Senator did not re-ognire the name. but. in acrordance with his usual courtesy, came out to where the stranger was waiting. It took only a few minutes' conver sation to develop the fact that the in dividual simply desired to make a "touch." It was the regulation ' Been •unfortunate, sah. and desire to- get 'back to my own country, sah.” • “What is your business, colonel?” -the Senator Inquired. The rusty frock coat and black bat seemed to warrant •the title. “Why. I am a gentleman. Senator," ■the stranger replied, pompously. “Oh. I see." the Senator said, pleas •antly. “Have yon Instituted bankrupt cy proceedings yet?"—Philadelphia Rec ord. Way of Owe Maw. He was romantic, but bashful for hla age. At 25 it Is expected nowadays that a man should be matter of fact She was his equal In romance, but a trifle older, old enough, indeed, to be ■ widow. The conversation bad turn ed on the ever-important subject of nntbera-in-law. There was a lull In the argument Gaxing far, she sighed and said: “Ah. me! I shall never have another mother-in-law!" He looked at her with Interest for a moment and then suddenly blurted out: “My mother died when I was very young!” “It was an Inadvertence, but he could not draw back. 8be threw herself Into bls arms, and they bare lived happily —up to now.—Pittsburg Press. Several cf the English dukes hare an annual duty to perform in accord ance with the pateut of their peerage* The Duke of Wellington commemorates the day of the battle of Waterloo by sending miniature reproductions of the French and English flags to the king. The Duke of Marlborough presents an annual flag to King Edward on the day of the battle of Blenheim: and the Ihike of Hamilton, as hereditary keep er of Holyrood palace, la involved in the duty of sending a tat buck to the Guard of Honor on the occasion of their yearly dinner. While writing of these matters. It may be mentioned that one or two peerages are In re ceipt of government grants in perpetu ity. For example, the Nelson earldom gets $25.000 a year, and the barony of Rodney Is In receipt of $10.000 a year. But the annual $10.000 granted to the baronies of Raglan and Napier of Magdala will die with the present holders of these titles. IOS nia.ro. Gov. Stuart of Pennsylvania said re cently In Harrisburg of a bill that lie opposed: Thia bill, at first glance. Is full of promise and enthusiasm and hope, but It is naive. It Is like the young man of Kensington who proposed for the band of the millionaire’s daughter. “ 'Well,’ said the millionaire, frown ing thoughtfully, 'what are your pros pects? Is there any chance of promo tion In your business?' “ 'Any chance?' cried the young man. ■Well. I should say so. Why, we em ploy 200 men. and m.v Job Is next to the lowest In the establishment’ " Slaves Serr« ■■ MoNey, I A WnNttgcmirlBN M h»» In 111« O*F Haa Killed llwndreda «»( HrtlsklN«. AND SYSTEM DISORDERED S.S.S. JME«mFT«RCCfEfC CO.. ATXJUfTA. lirTO Stvataikee at «••■•lev Theas Hhk r»W II.««.* *■» 'ttoWHa. ' Aa *ASl<»«al«*al l-Masle, When the Hair Falls l'l»»n a t»aiik of the Mlw>urt River As nothing In Euro|>e aatonlahee tlie J In tx.lsr County. Nebraska. Ilv««e alone New Zealander no m,<- h as tlie crowd*. a man ninety years ol-l. who haa kllhsl »> iMthlug In New Zoaland Is *» sur huiulre«!» of Indian*. No out* knows prising to the Kngliatiiuaii as the vast how many "redskins" lie kilted. lie aketebes »f imlubabltoJ land, aaya Mac- «toes not himself know. But forty- uilllaii'a Magailno. three years <rf Ills life w»-re devobsl Even the tourist on the «Mach ron«l» to tlto one effort of killing as mauy aa may easily travel twenty tell«« without ! Then it’« time to act! No time Its rould In revenge for the massacre of l-a»»liig a single house On tb«> road I to study, to read, to experi bis three children. loading to one of tlie most popular re- I ment! You want to save your Hanson Wiseman and hl» wife and sort» of the North lol»n«I along fifty I hair, and save it quickly, too! baby went from West Virginia to mile« of highway there Is but one small So make up your mind this Northeastern Nt-braaka long l.-fore th«' Inn where the horare are oliaugod aud war. That rouutry was tlieu the wild «me Maorl'vlllage, with a solitary white very minute that if your hair West. teacher for Its school. The rest is scrub ever comes out you will use in 18t»2 he enllshM as a member of or swamp where wtM hor»«« roam or Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It makes G«‘n. Sully's Nebraska brigade, and m clear»«! brush where blackened rtun»i>a the scalp healthy. The hair spite of the us ruing of hla neighbors atlll ata nd or feru land with patch«*» of he dei-artisl with the tnx»p- Lee» than rough ¡»a st pre. stays in. It cannot do any a year Liter Wlaenteu's three children j An«t to raaeh the far-famed lakes of thing else. It's nature’s wsy. were murdered am! his cabin burnetl [ the South Island, beautiful enough Tha baa* kind ot a testimonial— by marauding Indians. Mrs. Wlaenian when they are reach.-tl, the coach tolls □old tor over slaty yoara." had gone to Yankton after supplies. I for two whole «lays through Inehoa of leaving her 10 »ear old eon to protect «tuat or mud, aewnling to the saNtaoa, his little slater ami baby brother. On 1 ' dragging Its alow way past mil«*» of her return on the fifth day she fouml 1 Morning dcanrt, where ev«-n tke yellow the cabin a partial ruin and the boy I tuiMx-k grass Is supplant«*! by thlstteo and baby dead. Her daughter Waa still ' ( i or by patches of green II hen rewai alive, but with scalp gone ami tongue bling nothing a> much as verdigria. cut out sho lived but a few days. The In New Zealand they appraise lan«l mother, erased with grief, rau away, j by tlie number of ah«vp it will carry We put very little faith lu the new Tlie news reat'hed Wlaenmn In Mon and this la five or elx itorea to a sheep, spwlfic for the opium habit, but Its tana. Wilthout asking leave he started and a merino sli«*q> Into tho bargain. sucreea lu the region of Singapore back to Cedar County. After a long! | The driver as he pasvs flings out let equals that claimed here for Christian roareh he found his wife, but It was a' ter bags at the little orayslde ¡«oatotlLvo Science. Aa a result the Importation year before she was able to tell him i or tueka them luto wuod< u boxes ¡»ereli of opliun In tlie Malay States has been the story. ed by the highway. In this way the rediu-ed from eighty to fifty clieets a Close by where the Wisemans had poat Is dellveresl twice or ¡»»»albly thrice month and thousauda have b.«en cured. The plant la a cllmtn-r, botanlcally lived was tlie bunting ground of the a week In summer and once in wlutor. Ponesus, and the Territory was now But this Is along tlie coaeh road» -and calle«! Combretum solata leum. A decoc- and then Invaited by the Yankton even they are «»Rea Impassable fi»r tlon of the plant la put luto two but Sioux, who wt're ever at conflict with wheeled traffic tn winter. Then the ties. Into one of which la added aa the Nebraska reda. Wlaeman was poet cart, sunk to Tta axil's, lumbers much burnt opium aa tlie patient la never able to dls«wer whether It had along at the rate of «wo mH«'» an hour, accustouie«t to use In a day. When he been Sioux or Pom-a that ha«I mutder- or the po«rtnian ride« lu mud up to Ills crave» opium he Is given two table spoonfuls from the latt«er bottle and ed hts family. horse’s girths, and thoee who have bual- I’pon the graves of his children he uesa abroad do likewise or wait at home as much from the other bottle replac«>a It to fill the apace. swore tlie vendetta of th«' West Vir tor better weather. This Is now repeated when calle«! ginia hill tribes, and he kept It Just Luckily, tn no part of New Zealand for. but no new opium la added. Ttie bow many Indians h«> kills'»! no one are the winters ao long ami ao severe patient Is curetl In from ten to fiftren preten-ls to know. A few years ago a as in England; but material for road days. It looks like a plan for "taper geologist discovered 'at the foot of the making Is »earcs in New Zealand and ing off." with the SMuranre that the bluff upon which his children were labor is scarcer and dearer. When one medicine d«vea It—The Independent. bur!e«l th«' remains of twenty-four In thinks of all that haa been done, and of diana It was pronounced to t* an In It Wasn't New York. dian burying ground, but Wiseman's the fifty years or so that It ha* t>«vn A gentleman who bad oceaalon to done In, tho wonder la not that the neighbors assert it was the old man's go to an Inland New England village private graveyard, and the tsxlles were roada aro bad. but that there are so ten miles from a railroad waa met at many nouis of any kind. those of his victims. On many big runs, which years of the station by an old fellow who look- Wiseman stalked his game In forest ed as if he might have Just awakeued and over prairie. He always hunted toll have gone to make, all the wluter's after a Rip Van Winkle sleep. Ills alone, and be made it a |»>int to pick stores must be bouaetl not l»ter than horse and buggy were In keeping with off every stray Indian be ran across, April, because when the rains «x>tue their owner'a ancient appearance. On one «x'caslon. when the guvemmeut only an ox dray or a ¡»ack horse can “Here we air at last." sakl the driv was moving the Poncas from Nebras travel along the road to the township, er. when they finally came to three ka to the Indian Territory. Wiseman and that with difficulty; and the store- boum-s and a blacksmith's shop. lay In wait -at a point close by his keepers must bring ail their wares from "This Isn't much of a place. Is It?" home, and as the first two canoes the nearest railway station or roast said the depressd stranger, looking town before the weather breaks, stand roundtx! the bemi he opened fire with a around. Wlncltester. He killed several and ing out of their money for many “Oh. you don't are all o' It from uontha, or else they mu»t suffer the lose maimed others before the frightened here.” was the reply. "Thar's two re«ls could get out of range. An Inves of oxen and horses bogg-sl or exhausted more bouses over twhlnd that hill tbar, an’ a cooper’a shop Jest around that tigation was ordered by the govern ! with the heavy winter's work. ment, but nothing ever canie of it, as I No wonder store goods are dear, bend In the road tbar. Come to Imnch none of his neighbors would give testl- ' "Four foot deep and four foot wide.” j’em all together an' It's consld able o' many against him. | is the familiar description of roads In - a place ---- — *•••• but *' o' ----------- course -- It ain't — New Wiseman Is 90 years old, and has. “the roadless north," which has a pre York.”—Woman'! Home Companion. lived atone for thirty years lu a ru-le eminently evil reputation in that way; Carrrla, Taaea. habitation along the Misouri bluffs, j but even In the old eettlements south- “Did you want to hire a boy?" ask His bouse is built of rough, unpaiated , ward walking Is often out of the que»- oaken planks, with barred windows ; tlon, not only because there Is nowhere ed the applicant at a music store. “Yes." said the manager. "What and loopholes, a miniature fortress of to go within walking dlstam-e. but also the frontier type. He bad It flreproof- j because of the roads and the unbridged musical ability hare you?” “None." ed lu every particular, s» that It might rivers. Nor Is that the worst that can "Can you even carry a tune?" not be burned over his head by his red befall, for in many districts even yet “Yes." enemies. He has the hallucination that there are no mails, only bridle paths, or "Then you'll do. We want you to they are still on bls trail, and he sits foot tracks ending at the water'a edge, with a loaded rifle acroo» his knees and ' whence a boat can be rowed to the near hurry these phonographic records <lown to the shipping department"—Kausae a shotgun at Ills feet.—Chicago Chron est port of call for i-oastlng steamers. City Times. i icle. (.oildn't Go Abroad. “Am I going abroad this summer?” exclaimed the society woman. “My dear, I shall be obliged to go. I did tax Intend to, aud I feel that 1 caunot really afford to. In view of all the other things I have to do and prefer to, but I see no other way. My rook sailed last Saturday and my waitress will Kill next week. My maid and her sister are going to the Italian lakes about the middle of June, aud my roachman has with difficulty been Induced to await my plaps before sailing to »[»end the summer In Norway. I simply cannot be outdone by my owu servants, so I have to take a chateau In Fram-e for the summer In order to keep them from looking down on me."—Chicago Inter Ocean. Terhaps the queerest money in the world Is represented by the boy and girl slaves in Mohammedan Africa. One of these will buy two camels. It Is a currency much favored, for It will Her Maje.tr'! Etiquette Queen Alexandria of England Is carry itself, and increase» in value like strict on such points of etiquette as the best real estate. make It a breach of decorum, for In- Modref y. stance, to band anything but new and “Whom do you regard as the great- unused coin, fresh from the mint, to est living actor?” That I. aw Again. the consort of the British sovereign. “My friend.” answered Mr. Storm To make lore to her majesty is pun ington Barnes, “the question Is not For miles and miles the through p.ia- ishable. by the law of Britain, with considerate. You know bow I hate senger train ba* plodded along In the death, unless!, of course, one happens to talk about myself.”—Washington wake of the slow freight. The travel to be the king. Star. ers grow Irksome and even petulant “Conductor.” says one of the boldest of them, “why do you not get that freight to take a siding while we go by ltr “Ender the new Hepburn law,” ex plains the conductor, sadly, “we are not allowed to pans anything."—Success Catarrh is not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and Magaxlne. throat, as the symptoms cf ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping back Her r*ori»«>«e. into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi The friend of the actreoa looked at cate ; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the greater involved. is due to the */. presence cf «»»« an excess • part of the system are ---- ----- — ~“■ Catarrh — — ——■ » —» aw <_v-* — « m v her in smne surprise. of uric acid in the blood. t’.ood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be- ; ! "But " b> should you work so hard come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying off the refuse »nd be so saving?' he asked. and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid^in the system. “My dear friend," »be llglitly replied, This is taken up by the I lood and through it3 circulation distributed to all 1 T am working with an object In view, parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame I want to save enough money to war- the «lifferent membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting rant me in securing a boy husband."— of a cold will start the seCTetionS and other disgusting and disagreeable Cleveland Plain Dealer. symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all part3 c-f the body the ca £■■« Galere. tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full Foote Llgbte—That fellow Hamm feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and told me ,hat ln n *«,'»rn town he had ................................. It is a waste of thrown at him one night ot | 1.0W I h*4 Catarrh for about fifteen affected by this disease, it Mlm Sue Brette—One thousand years, and no man could have time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, | J>e®n ,Y°ree- I tried everything washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment eggs? What are you talking about? I could hear of, but no rood ro- "Yes, LWlO eggs. They were eon- •nlted. I then began B. 8. B., end does not reach the blood, and can, ther< 'ore, could see a little improvement do nothing more than temporarily relieve taln«-d in a can of caviar!”—Yonkers from the first bottle, and after taktn* itaahort while was cured. the discomfort of the trouble. To cure Statesman. « This was six years aro, sui t I am Catarrh permanently the blood must be as well today aa any man. I think W hen Clever Men Meet. Catarrh is a blood diaeeae, and thoroughly purified and thesystem cleansed When George Bernard Shaw came know there la nothing on earth better for the blood than 8. 8. B. of all poisons, and at the same time down to the de k to meet Mark Twain strengthened and built up. Nothing equals Ro.^Xo.uuto “ k T m I t V m ,8- S. S. S. for this purpose. It attacks the be put out his hand. Lapeer, Mich. ’ "Awfly glad to see you, Mark,” he disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble an<l makes a complete exclaimed. And Twain, with extended hand, cor- and lasting cure. S. S. 3. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the «Maliy murmured, "Shawl"—Cleveland blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh Plain Dealer. and healthy. Then the inflamed mem It la only fair to ray that after a PURELY VEGETABLE branes begin to heal, the head is loosened man ha» attended preaching aervlcei , „ # and cleared, the hawking and spitting cease, every symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health twice a week for thirty or forty years. Iso tones up restored. 3. 3. S. also tip the Stomach and digestion and acts as a he becomes a pretty severe and capa* fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the ble critic of sermons. sise of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will It li an unuiual father who will •end you literature about Catarrh, and give you special medical advice whip hla ion for fighting If the aon Without charge. 3. 3. 8. is for sale at alt first class drug stores. happena to I m victorious CATARRHS tOMKI.INKSB IN NEW ZEALAND TUX INDIANS' NEMESIS MILLIONS FOB STEEL CARS. Fe»n.ylva»la Hoad to Hava 3,000 (oxLchra of Thia Malarial. The Prise Cow. Take for yourself a well bred <*>W, get her on full feed, cram and feed and stuff and cratn her for. say, a year. Go to the trouble of washing and cur rying and scrubbing and combing her twice a day. get down on your bunk ers. my friend, sandpaper her b<»>fa. groom her legs, polish her horns and brush her tall, and by the time allow sea von comes around you should have a very creditable looking show cow.— Sheridan (Mo.) Advanre. Within the next three years It Is pro posal to buy and construct 2.000 all- steel passenger cars for the Pennsylva nia railroad. This marks a complete change in all existing standards of pas senger equiimient aud entrance Into an entirely new field, and Involves a tre mendous cash outlay, says the Phila delphia North Amerjcan. At present prices of materials close lite l.ark uf (ourage. estimates put the rowitructton cost of “Little boy,” aaked the gentle ▼olcod all-steel passenger cars such as It Is matron, “bow doeo it happen that you proponed to build at more than $15.000 I don't catch any of these ti«h but the each, or double the coat of the present ■ eniallegt ones?“ standard type of wooden car. On this “It happen*, ma’am," anwwered Tom basis 2.000 all-steel ¡assenger cars will my, choking hack a «ob. “ 'cauae the | other bnyw ain’t afraid to lie like blase#, cost $30,000,000. This year It Is the purpose to build blame their pictur*«, an’ I am. ibout 200 steel ¡«iwnjer cars. Space for construction of 150 hai been ar- ranged for with the Ainerlcan Car and Foundry Company, About fifty ear« will be built lu the Pennsylvania rall- road shops at Altoona. What the Pennsylvania railroad management is aiming for is to have sufficient all-steel passenger equlpuieut D rops for every train which will be operated Into the New York tunnel terminal sys tem. Tills should 1« completed about the beginning of 1909. Besides the coaches, baggage and mall cars which the railroad will sup ply, the Pullman company will have to AVefictablc Preparation for As provide nearly 500 steel sleeping and similating ihcF'oodandRegitla- parlor cars. These will cost close to ting the Stomachs und ¡towels of $50,000 each. Thus it appears that the Pennsylva I nfants /C hildkln nia railroad's New York tunnel termi nal, to be operated by such high-volt Promotes Digestion.Cheerful age electric power as to make the use ness and Rest Contains neither of wooden cars too dangerous, will com Opium .Morphine nor Mineral. pel an expenditure of fully $50.000,000 for all-steel and non-inflammable pas N ot N arcotic . senger equipment Of the proposed 2.000 steel passen ger cars, 500 are for the Long Island railroad, which will be compelled to dlarard all Its wooden equipment with the opening of the New York tunnel terminal. At the end of last year the total passenger equipment of the Penn sylvania railroad system was about 5,300 cars. Aperfrrl Hemetly forCnnsHpd Behind the bridge of your u<«e la a little «-svlty In Hie skull, tlie origin of which appears to tx> unknown. It probably waa a gland. c«>p»l»tltig of two tiny lobes, Joint'd together, am! la named the S«'lla til rd re Physiologists believe that thia la llw remains of a sixth aeuae, which was of practical value t«> our antediluvian aiK'eators. but whether It enabled them to see In the dark In days before they presresod fire or helped theui to ttt»«l their way through trackless forests aa wlh! beasts can today or what other pur pose It may have wnel we do not know and probably never shall know Banking by Mail WE PAY Motilara will «nd Mrs Winslow's SeoAlag •yrup th. b-ai remedy lo uaa lus ibalr eUllUrwa luaas >*>• laeihlus p.riod. «•< The INTEREST Dlsrrvil«». Senator Dillingham, dlwuselng Im migration tn New York, made use of the phrase, “the age of discretion." “What la the 'age of dlaertrtiun.* Sen- a tor?" asked one ot tils auditors. “I should say." rettimeli Senator Dll llngham. smiling, “that the age of die cretlon Is reached when a young man removes from his mantel the rich rol- I««« tlon of actresses' sod dancing girls' photographs and substitutes the por trait of ills rich bachelor uncle.” Oregon Trust & Savings Bank J 0«. V»W r»aa. e ano all Nervo«, blacaree orrmaneullr cured Or t»r. Ml<ne‘a ur-e» Hraiurer. nae.l S»r l llk’K tllrlal Solile and imene* 1». H. ILkllor.Ul MI «oh HI.. l-UlUa.rw Sixth and Washington Sts. On savings il»|K»lta ot a dnllar or more, eompoumled twlca •vary year. It la lust aa «'••» to open a Having! Account with na by Mail aa it you lived n»ll tloor. K«'nd lor our tree book let, "banking by Mail,** and learn lull pnrtlculara. Addrvaa Portland, Oregon Wilt, jAArAAliSAI. Jacob A. Riis, the author and Jour nalist. waa talklug about witty news- pa|x*r hcadlluow "Ait witty a headline aa I know." said he. “was written Uy a youth of IH In a San Franclaro newspaper oifice. There was a bill up to prohibit the sole of alcoholic drink»'« 11bln four tulles of the t'nlverelty of California, aud thia bill the youth headed! “'An Act to Promote 1'edeatrlaiilsm Among Our Students'" owahi » e . hvrton art «T»*mi«. 14**1 villa, Coi«>*wa*k Kpa» uu$n »$h *•! C» >.«L M •liver, I-*«4,111 Unid. WIIvvt.T-te . «»oíd. ; tluc *»r < «super, gl. Ctanhle I*«!*. M «Ultif eaveloy-e *•*«! • aire work eUlolled. Jlelarwavei I'afftMHiaie hw S a Meert They went In to dinner together lie was very bashful. and »lie tried lu vain to draw him out. Finally she 'jrgnn to talk books, and tie became rvs|*iu- •Ive. "And Hugo?" site asked. "Do you like hla style?” "Oh. yea." he replie«!. “I find him Intensely Intereating. I've read a num ber of tits hooka." Then aba asked. "Hava 'Ninety three'?“ “No, I've—ar—only res«! didn't know he had written ao many." —IJnnlnrott'a. ”W1><> 1« that bappy, contented loo* Ing chap?" ”<$>, be' • chap who married a girl because she was a Que cook.” "And who la the poverty stricken, sad looking chap talking to txin?" "That's a man who married a girl lie cause she was a fine dreaaer."—lluua- tuu l'oat. K i I$ nh «II n | < IrcMiMsl■*«•••. "What brought you here?" asked the Judge. "That." replied the prleoiirr. pointing to a policeman, “but 1 waa drunk.’’-— Houston Post. 1‘riie! for ths beat patriotic songs for th* use of achool children were offrre-l la Itrnaaela, and the tirât prias was won by a Frenchman. ST. HELEN’S HALL roitfiAM). our ooh A Gifla* l*rhoo! of tho bighoot rio«« CnllogW •io *lo|«*rttnonl. Music. Art Kl<*s ution. Ufm- naoluin. Fall torn* o|-vno Mr|.tambor Uk. WND rOG C AÎAlOGUr pAINLESSftENTISTRY D.y<///>Z7//Zp B usiness collegi , TENTH AND MORRISON STREETS E •oaruAHO. oatoow Write Us ngraving plates A P. 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