N. BLITZ WAS MODEST. ., Yet Webster Wouldn't Give the Ma gician a Trentury Job. PiiriiiK tlie presidency of Mr. Tyler J hurt occasion to call on Pnniel Web pter. then, secretory of state. illanclnff nt my enrd. he turned nnd rendlly extended his hand with. "Wel come, signor! No hocus poeus among my papers," covering them with his arms. After explaining to him my object 1 received the required Information. We laughed and chatted a few minutes, nnd I was about to retire when I men tioned that I was an applicant for office and hoped 1 could rely upon his influence In the matter. "You, a magician, an office seeker, nignor?" "There Is only one. sir, I aspire to; all others I should refuse without re tard to their emoluments." "Well, what one Is that?" questioned he great statesman in his deep and powerful voice, "Counting the treasury notes, Mr. "Webster." "The treasury notes, signor?" "Yes, sir. You might give me 100, 000 to count and watch me closely, but you would find only 75,000 when 1 re turned them." "Signor." he exclaimed, with lively animation, "there is no chance for you; there are better magicians here than you. For there would not be 60,000 left after their counting!" From "Life and Adventures of Signor Blitt." no IT NOW Ilrppiier People Should Not Walt I nlll It In Too I, ate. The appalling death-rate from kid ney disease ia doe in most cases to the fact that the little kidney troubles are usually neglected nntil they become serious. The slight symptoms give place to chrooic disorders and the suf ferer goes gradually into the grasp of diabetes, dropsy, Bright's disease, giave) or some other serious form of kidney complaint. If you suffer from headaches, back ache, dizzy a pells ; if the kidney secre tions are irregular of passage and un natural in appearance, do not delay. Help the kidneys at once. Doan's Kidney Pill are especially for kidney disorders they cure where others fail. Over one hundred thou sand people have recommended them. Here's a case at borne : Mrs. G. W. Thomas, of HeppnerOre . rays: "A member of our family used Doan's Kidney Pills and found them yery effective in bringing relief from caused by disordered kidneys. This remedy is worthy of indorsement." For sale by all deaers. Price 50cnts. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United Mates. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. PUBLIC SALE At the Farm of J. S. Young, Gooseberry Springs, 17 Miles South of lone and 12 Miles Northwest of Hardman. . Saturday, March, 1st 1911. I Will Sell the Following: 30 Head of Stock Hogs. 2 Milk Cows and Calves. 14 Head of Horses, 8 of which are work Horses. 2 Head of Mules. . 3 Low AVheeled "Wagons. 1 Double seated, top Hack. 5 Sets of "Work Harness. 1 Set of Buggy Harness. 1 Gang Plow, 2 bottom. 2 Walking Plows. 1 Cultivator. 2 1G foot Harrows. 1 Monitor Drill. 1 Wheat Fan. 1 12 foot Hodge Header. 3 Header Beds. 1 Mowing Machine. 1 Blacksmith Outfit. Some Household Goods. Other articles too numerous to mention. Terms of Sale Cash on all sums less than $10.00. Sums above $10.00, Eight months time on notes with approved security. J. S. Young, Owner. E. E. Miller, Auctioneer. Try the Gazette Job Office for Artistic Job Printing of all Kinds. Neat Work. Prompt Delivery. Full Count. Billy McMillan was a caller from Lexington Wednesday. Ralph Hymer, the lone tonsorial artist, was in town yesterday. Henry F. Blahm is down from "Walla Walla looking after interests lere. E. G. Austin, of Granite, was do mz bosiness in Heppner this week, being registered at the Palace. Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Molden de parted for Hood River on Tuesday, where they will reside in the fu ture. Paul Hisler was in town yester day. Panl says he has not sold any abeep yet as the price offered does not Bait. W. O. Minor left for Portland Jlonday to attend the livestock show wbich is on at the Union Stock Yards thin week. M. C. Griswold, the timberland buyer, was here this week closing up the deals lor Morrow county timber lands that he recently made. Hardman Hotel J. C. OWEN, Manager. This hotel is now under new man agement. We serve good meals, and our accommodations to the traveling public are first class. Stop with us when passing thro' Hardman. Summons. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON, FOR MOR KOr COUNTY. W. M. Doughty, plaintiff, vs. Robert Capen and C. H. Calkins, defendants To Kobnrt Capen and C. H. Calkins, I'elemunts : In the name of the State of Oregon You and each of vou are hereby earn moncd and required to appear in the above entitled Court ana answer the oomplaint of plaintiff, tiled againet you in tlie above entitled action, on or be fore six weeks from the date of t'ie hrst publication of this Summons, and if you iatl to appear and answereaid complaint or otherwise plead within sail timn, the pUuitilf for want thereof, will take judg ment f irmnst you for the amount prayed for in eaid complaint, to-wit: The sum nf $42-".0O, and interest I here on since the 1st day of October, A. D. 1908, at tbe rate of eight per cert per annum, and for the sum of JoO.OO as reasonable attorney's fees for the eol le.fl.oo thereof. Ind for the further sum of $425.00 and interest thereon since the 1st day of ctorr, A. I). I'.XiH, at the rate of eight por rent per annum, and for the sum of 00. as reasonable attorney's fees far the cjlictiro thereof, and for plaintiffs crt and disbursement in this action. This summons is published by Older ot tbe Hon. C. C. Patterson, County Judjre of the County of Morrow, Hate of regon,and madeoothe 14'h day 0 Vbrnary, A. I). 1011, and the date of the first publication of this Summons is tba lrih day tf February, l'jll. F. 11. Romsso.k, fit) 7t Attorney for I'laictifT. 1 0' I Slocum Drug Co. ij i: For Drugs, Toilet Articles, . ;j : and Stationery call on . I Slocum Drug Co. 1 1 OFFICERS W. O. MINOR, President J. II. McHALEY, Vice-President W.S. WHARTON, Cashier DIRECTORS W. O. MINOR J. H. McHALEY W. G. SCOTT C. E. WOODSON W. S. WHARTON Bank of Heppner Capital, Fully Paid. Undivided Profits $50 000 00 10.000.00 Four Per cent Interest paik on Time and Savings Deposits Your Banking Solicited M ADE N OREGON " The spirit of "boosting" Oregon is now in the air. You can't boost Oregon by patronizing flour mills in other states. They pay no wages or taxes in this com munity. EVERY SACK OF OUR FLOUR IS GUARANTEED. Buy one from your grocer. If not satisfactory, it will cost you nothing. Bran and Mill feed $22.50 per ton. , Shorts $23.50. MORROW WAREHOUSE MILLING COMPANY "Good-bye, little squirrel, good-bye; Don't cry, little squirrel, don't cry, There is plenty of wheat for you to eat, But, oh my! poor thing, oh my! It was purchased at Phelps', that's why. SQUIRREL POISON I have secured the agency for the C. & W. Squirrel and Gopher Poison the most reliable, convenient and economical poison known. It is absolutely guaranteed to be the best poison on the market. 25 cents per can Why Pay More? Especially when you can get nothing better. Just opened a full line of gar den and flower seeds bulk or package. A. M. PHELPS R. M. HART, Prop, The place where you find the choicest stock of Candies. Cigars and Tobacco in the city. ICE CREAM SEASON NOW O. We make tor ewn Cream The Beat In Town. Try It once and be convinced. FresH Popcorn Hot Peanuts FIRST NATIONAL BANK HEPPNER, OREGON Established in 1887 A general banking business conducted. Exchange on all important points of the world. DIRECTORS OFFICERS M. S. Corrigall, President J. I. Xattkk, Vice President T. J. Mahoney, Cashier Clyde Brock, Asst. Cash. Four per cent, paid on time deposits. M. S. Corrigall J. 13. Natter T. J. Mahoney Frank Gilliam A. L. Ayers 500 Sick People Wanted to take PERKINS NATIONAL HERBS NATURE'S MEDICINE AND COMMON DISEASES: flABKH, R1TS AND IlKRUS Mandrake, Wormwood. Juiil)r, Kleeninpane. Biwoafrai, Bouewt. Spearmint, Khubarb, Canada Balsam, Burdock, Prirkly Aih, Poplar, UrerWort, Balmony. 8rparll!a MiinnolU, Yellow Dock. Pkrkins' Herb Correct P,h(!iimHtiim, Kidney Disorder. Liver Complaint. ConMipation, Hick and Nervoaa Headache, Neuralgia, Dyapepala, Fever and Aen. gcrolula. Ken ale Complaint, Xurvoue Allcet iodi, Erysipelas. Catarrh, And All I)ieae AriairiK from Impure Blood. Each bnx ix Numbered. Kmrt.tered and contains our rnnrrart to return the One Dollar if the naer I not aanhd. - - - We take the rifck-You Ht the benefit. PAP SIMONS, Local Agent. Heppner. Oregon. Office at Vaughn A Sons Implement store. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE GAZETTE 1.00 per Year. C. E. WOODSON, A TTORNE Y-A T-LA W Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon Sam E. VanVactor, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office on west end of May Street Heppner Oregon, S. E. Notson ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office In Court House, Heppner, Orogon. W. L, SMITH, ABSTRACTER. Only oomplete Bet of abstract book in Morrow oounty. Hbppnbb, . Obboon DR. METZLER. DENTIST Located in Odd Fellows building. Rooms 5 and 6. Ceo. G. Gaunt, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON HARDMAN OREGON N. E. WINNARD, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SCRUCOM Graduate of: Lenox College, 1885. Chicago Homeopathic Med Colleg 1890. Rusk Medical College, 1892. F. E; Boydcn, M. D. Physician & Sukgeon Office in fear of Patterson & Son's Drug Store. HEPPNER OREGON DR. M. A. LEACH DENTIST Permanently located in Heppner. Office in the new Fair building. Gas ad ministered. Clyde Wells TONSORIAL PARLORS HAIRCCTTIKG 6HAV1NO BATHS Morrow Building Heppner, Oregon F.H.ROBINSON. LAWYER, lone, - - - Oregon Osteopathy and Mechano- Therapy Dr. Martha S. Arledge, D. 0. Dr. J. P. Conder, M-T. D- Treatment of all diseases 99 per cent, of cases successfully treated without operation Red Front Livery & reed Stables Willis Stewart, Prop First-class: LIVERY RIGS Kept constantly on tan J and can be furnishes cr short notice t- parties wishing to drive into -he interior. Firs' class : : Hacks and Buoijles CALf 1 ROUND AND SEtf US. WE CATER TC VHE : : : : U)MMERCIAL TRAVELERS uSD CAN FURNISH KIGS AND DRIVER ON SHORT NOTICE : : : Heponer, Oreoon i