Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, October 13, 1910, Image 3

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    SMITH WANTS
Dressed Veal
Dressed Pork
Dressed Pigs
Live Chickens
Dressed Chickens
Live Ducks
Dressed Ducks
Live Ceese
Dressed Geest
Fresh Eggs
Creamery Butter
Honey
Potatoes
Onions
Apples
Fruit
ot all
Kinds,
Fresh
Vegetables,
All Kinds
of Livestock,
Address all Shipments,
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"Fiehtlngr the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your teeth out ard plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we niah plate
and bridge work in on day If necessary.
PRICES:
steCi-....3.00
27k(WVITerik 13.50
rirJ-li , AJ'rn cum. 11
' 't-Y 7 jpj riajwi Fiitkti'.'.' $1.00
txxyyiu'1 chi RuM pui $5.00
W 4 1 ru 7S0
- z. " Piinlm Eilnetim.. 50c
BEST METHODS
Paln'osa Extraction Free when platea or brtdm
work la ordered. Consultation Free, You cannot
iret better painleaa work anywhere, no matter
bow much you pay.
All Work fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Year
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342) Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take ear at depot and transfer to Waahlntrton St.
Montana City Holds Record.
Miles City, Montana, holds the rec
ord for variation in temperature. The
highest temperature recorded there is
.111 deg.. which is within 8 dee. of the
Kghest recorded in the United States.
Wiles City's lowest mark has been 67
jteg. below ecro, which is truly arctic.
lie range between these , two ex
.times is 178 deg., which is a record.
HOWARD E. BrRTON - Assarer and Chemist,
Lct&dv.Jlp, Colorado. fipeciu.en prii-eei Gold,
Bllrar. Lead. 11. Oiild, Silver, 16c: Gold Wo: Zlno
or Copper. SI. Mnitintf (mvelopee and full price list
aent on application. Control and I'mnlre work so
licited. Itoleronooi Carbonate National Hank.
" FILL YOUR OWN TEETH"
FILL-O
If yan have aching teeth or cavities and you are
tan nervous for the dental ordeal, try Kill-O. the
home dentist At druggists or by mall 25c
FIU-0 MFC CO., 351 Fjasin Bide. Seattle, Wua.
Blumaer-Frank Drug Co.. distributors for Oregron
ssau (. aneaa npunrn. a
I HI mm.it tit Hti..UT
For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyetwd
GRANULATED EYELIDS B
Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain
DreMs M Maria Era Rnwdr. Uqeie, 2Sc 50c, JIM
Murine Eye Salve, in Aseptic Tubas, 25c, (1.00
EYE BOOKS AND ADVICE FREE BY MAIL
Murine Eye Remedy CoChicao
Drink
Cured in
Three
Days
"The Neal
Cured Me"
Habit
No Hypodermic Inactions.
You can take this treatment at the Inn tl tut
or your home, and your money wili be returned
if a perfect cure la not affected. Investigate
this, it will only take a few moments to phone
us for information. Personal and financial
reference on application. For full Informa
tion, phone, write or rail at the
NEAL INSTITUTE
Phone. Marshall 2400
354 Hall St PORTLAND. OREj
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
WTSX CUT RATES IN
r PAINLESS DENTISTRY
f V TivS Painless Extraction Free
1 V--i Silver Flllinga SOc
V '! J Gold Fillings 75c
I I Tl K. Gold Crowns 3
jljj, fjr Porcelain Crowns $3
1 X Molar Gold Crowna H
10 Bridge Work, 22 K. Goll....$3
V L.'f Inlay Fiila, Pure Gold 2
Very Nice Rubber Plate....
Ben Rubber Plate on Earth t7
ALL THIS WORK 18 GUARANTEED.
Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved
la twodollars earned. Our original reliable Modern
Painless Methods and our perfected office equip
ment aavea ua tlmeand your money.
OSTON DENTISTS. 5th Morrison. P.rtland
Entrance 291H Morriton, oppafirc Posforhce snd Meier a
Frank. EftaMiihed in Portland 10 rcari. Open creninf
aatil I and Sunday, until 12:10. for people who work.
The Girl Who Lives Alone
whether she attends college or goes to business, needs the
Perfection Oil Heater. It will heat a cold, cheerless
boarding house or dormitory room and make it livable. It
n; 111
It Invalnahle In Ire. rnoncltv of auicklv clvlnir heat. It will bum
nine hours with one filling. It is safe, smokeless and odorless;
has a cool handle end a damper top.
An indicator shows the amount of oil In the font. The filler-cap Is put la
like a cork in a bottle, and Is attached to the font by a chain. It has an automatic-locking
11a me spreader, which prevents the wick from being
turned high enough to smoke, and is easy to remove and drop back so the
wick can be quickly cleaned.
The burner body or gallery cannot become wedged, and can be otwerered
In an Instant for rewlcking. Finished in japan or nickel, strong, durable, well
made, built for service, and yet light and ornamental.
Coolers bmrymkm. If so tt y-mrs. lertlt far tkstriftim ttraUr
i ng to the manst Cfeucf if the siaaj
Standard jOCompany -v
aawHMwMaBjBSMsaaWaB(aU
curiously Kxpreaaeo.
Curious ways of expressing Ideas In
English nmy be expected from foreign
ers, as, for Instance, when the French
man, who made a call In the country
and was about to be Introduced to the
family, said: "Ah, re ladles! Zen I
vould before, if you please, rlsh to
purify mine 'ands and to sweep mine
hair."
.THE K1EYSTONEJ
TO WEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
There is no use trying to
keep well with imperfect
digestion, clogged bowels
and sluggish liver. Take
j a short course of the Bit
iters. It always corrects
I such ills and greatly im
l nrnvps vnnr (wnral health.
ir - e h
BaaBaMe bku
Hereditary Instinct.
When baby turns away from the
amiable visitor who is trying to make
friends, and rushes to mother and
buries his face in her skirts, be is do
ing exactly what it waa wise for cbll
dred to do in the ancient forest, when
stranger and danger were the same
thing, and not JvAt rhymes as they
are now.
KODAKS SZffiX
Write for catalogues and literature. Developing
and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention
Portland Photo Supply Co.
MS Third Street PORTLAND, ORE.
Tents, Awnings, Sails
Coll, Uimtnodu, Curu ud to Ten
I or 1,000 at factory pricea.
PACIf IC TENT AND AWNING CO
27 N. First St.. Portland. Or.
Hwt ms a irinJ sriat far Rom at 1st Suttlf Epitiaa lis
rr. laei art sUatai is Partbas'i aas) snanM airatas. Urip
npruv Sad Bestal fsr cataJofst oi. THE SlftSet
ROSE NURSERIES, 1180 C Mywmlot Afcam, Fwuisd, Qreji
FINKE BROS.
183 Madison St. Portland, Oreooh
CUT DOWN YOUR LIGHT BIL1
USE
Modern Gasoline Lamps
Up-to-date Illumination
Send for Catalogue and
fnce List
ECONOMICAL LIGHTING CO.
GEO. C. HOGAN, Mgr.
46 North Silk Si. PORTLAND, ORE
f
I
,,ti rVaiC !, -ntn tmA iinw . mi 1
(( BARRELS )V7: l
is always a ready help in the many
things women do for themselves
in their rooms. With the damper
top opened it will heat water for
tea or cocoa ; it will dry the small
articles that a woman prefers to
wash herself in her own room. It
will quickly heat an iron or curling
tongs; quickly dry wet shoes or
skirts an ever ready help for the
woman who lives alone, depend
ent on her own resources. The
Smokeless j
Ahsoluttly tmoleless and oiorlta
CAP
and
v-v n
SEASONABLE TITLE IN SOUTH
Southern Gentleman Dubbed "General
Humidity" Because of His Ex
treme Unpleasantness.
On Uie wide veranda ot an ok
southern hotel sat the titled gentlemen
with their weekly papers and cooling
mint Juleps.
"Jeff," whispered the Chicago man
who had Just arrived, "can you tell
me the different titles of those gen
tlemen?"
The old colored hostler grinned.
"Yeas, boss. Ah Wn tell po ebtr(
one ob dem. Dat big stout gen man
wld de empty Julep glass am Olneral
Tom. sah. De uddeh gen'man wld de
broad grin am Olneral Chesteh, sah,
De lean gen'man dat am talkln about
da wah am Olneral Clay, sah.
The Chicago man was Interested.
"Ah, Indeed! And who la that crab
bedlooklng Individual sitting In the cor
nerT"
"Him? Lands, boss, he am so dts
asrreeabln en so undeaaant en ha
maks yo' so wahm we does call him
Olneral Humidity."
A Book Lover.
The old parson was endeavoring to
do a little missionary work behind the
big stone walls.
"What brought you here, my son?"
he queried of an Inmate.
"I am here, sir, because of my fond
ness for books," answered No. 2323.
"Indeed!" exclaimed the good man
In surprise. "What kind of books,
may I ask?"
"Pocketbooks," briefly answered the
other. '
Sameness of Opinion.
"I suppose." said the young man
with the soiled collar and baggy trou
sers, as be sat down beside a stranger
on one or the pars Dencnes, you
wouldn't take me for a member of a
millionaire's family, would you?"
"No," answered the stranger, after
sizing him up, "frankly speaking, I
wouldn't."
"Neither would the millionaire," re
joined the young man, sadly, "I asked
him last night"
Tough Luck.
"I suppose," said the kind lady, aa
the handed the husky hobo a generous
wedge of apple pie, "that your lot Is
full of hardships?"
"Dat's de proper word fer It,
ma'am," replied the n. h. "In de win
ter Wen de farmers ain't doln' nothln'
but eatin' apples an' drlnkln' hard
cider It's too oold fer me t' be trampln'
eround; an' In de summer peeples' al
Iera offerln' me work."
IT NEEDED EXERCISE.
Mr. Blllyuns My automobile looks
like It had been subjected to mighty
bad treatment. Did you have It out
while I waa away?
His Chauffeur Tla. sor.
exercised It a little, sor, lvry day,
or.
A Difficult Position.
"What shall I say If they ask me to
sing?" asked the young man who waa
going visiting.
It makes no difference what you
say when people urge you to sing," re
plied his candid friend. "If you refuse
they'll say you are inconsistent, and if
you sing they'll say the same thing."
The Latest Word.
First Fisherman I always use live
bait Why Is It that you affect these
patent things
Second Fisherman Tou are behind
the times. I have here a combination
poon-hook and corkscrew.
A Terrible Threat
Immature Conductor (to clarinet
player) Bee here, Herr Schlag, why
dont you follow my beat?
Veteran Clarinet (solemnly) If ron
dont look owld, I Tin 1 Puck.
VHEN A MAN IS A FAJXUBE.
When he values success more than
fcharacter and self-respect.
When he has no confidence In him
self nor In his fellow men.
When he does not try to make nis
work a little better each day.
When he loves his own plans and
Interests more than humanity.
When he tries to rule others ty
bullying Instead of by example.
When he knows that he Is In the
wrong, but is afraid to admit it
When his friends like him for what
he has more than for what he la.
When he values wealth above health,
self-respect, and the good opinion of
otheri
When he Is so busy doing that he
has no time for smiles and cheering
words.
When he is so burdened by his busi
ness that he finds no time for rest and
recreation.
When he lets a day go by without
making some one happier and more
comfortable.
When he envies others because they
have more ability, talent, or wealth
than ha baa.
When he becomes so absorbed In hie
work that he cannot see that life is
greater than, work.
When he does not care what happens
to his neighbor or to hia friend sc
long as he is prosperous.
FASHION HINTS
A neat dress for morning is made on
the most simple of lines. It is one piece in
style, and depends entirely for trimming
effect on the contrasting material used in
the collar and curls.
r-EOPLE AND THINGS.
The harpy eagle of Brazil feeds ex
clusively on monkeys.
London has 2,150 miles of streets
and S90 miles of tramways.
Eighty-seven In every hundred Ca
nadian farmers own their own farms.
Cooked food is sold from automo
biles In the streets of Paris, Berlin
and Moscow.
Six arc lamps Installed in a London
theater. In 1873. were the first elec
tric lamps used commercially In that
city.
Costa Rica is solidly on a gold basis
and experiences none of the disadvant
ages of fluctuations in the price of
silver for exchange.
The latest estimate placed on the
wheat crop in Chile for the harvest of
1910 fixes the yield at 23.642.000
bushels a big gain over 1909.
Though blessed with the most fertPe
soil and most favorable climate In the
world, the United States produce less
wheat an acre planted than England,
Germany or Holland.
Newitt C. Baldwin, the oldest official
of the Methodist Church In Verona, N.
J., estimates that he has walked 25,000
miles in going from his home to the
church and back in the last fifty-five
years. His home Is one mile from the
church.
The declared exports from Smyrna
to the United States increased from
$2,413,937 in 1908 to J3.703.825 In 1909.
Opium shipments Increased from $411,
684 to 11,091.050 and carpets from
$149,278 to $349,129, and tobacco from
$257,831 to $430,136.
Mrs. Mary Bruen, mother of the Rev
erend J. de Hart Bruen, pastor of the
First Presbyterian Church of Belvl-
dere, N J., is 84 years old and has
spent seventy-two years of her life in
teaching Sunday school. At present
she has charge of a Bible class in her
son's church.
Maurice Maeterlinck, whose literary
craft is a marvel of the present day,
and who has Just produced In London
the successful drama, "Bluebird," is
a dellghtrul talker lo one or iwu
friends. When faced by half a dozen
or more he becomes as shy as a school-
eirl and cannot be driven into speech.
Change of Program.
Washington Star.
Soon, as the mild, warm days depart,
To other tasks we 11 turn us.
We'll pass the ice box by and start
On filling up the furnace.
Little Willie Say, pa. what is a
bookworm? Pa A bookworm, my
son, is either a person who would rath
er read a book than eat or a worm
that would rather eat a book than read.
Chicago Daily News.
Uif
it
SPLINTERS.
Big Income ship entering the har
bor. Too many people Judge the world by
their own breadtii. .
A man can be run down in the street
as well as in health.
Tou want to be sure of your foot
ing before you climb too high.
The increase in the price of leather
has made ahoes pinch more than ever.
Benners A woman is always chang
ing her mind. Jenners Xot when she
decides that she wants a new go A n,
It is a poor friend that will pat you
oa the back and kick your feet out
from under you at the same time.
Boyce I wonder what makes a dog
howl when music plays. Joyce I
don't know, unless the music awakens
the fleas.
It Would Seem 8o.
The subjoined item appeared In a
French newspaper: "There was found
In the river this morning the body of
a soldier cut to pieces and sewed up
in a sack. The circumstances seem
to preclude any suspicion of suicide."
Ex
Sherman play& Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
i f ! Tj.;
thiB Wellington Piano we're selling
we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell its own story to you in your home if you'll send U3 the
coupon.
Please sena me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name
Teachei: What is the meaning of
the word "procrastinate?"
Pupil To put off.
Teacher Right. Illustrate It in a
sentence.
Pupil I tried to steal a ride on a
street car yesterday, but I was pro
crastinated. Toledo Blade.
Lack.
"She always was a lucky woman."
"What's happened now?" .
"A neighbor of hers has bought a
vacuum cleaner and she can borrow
It whenever she wants to." Detroit
Free Press.
Cigar Boxes for Pepper.
Connecticut is an enterprising state.
Its chief products in the good old days
before the pure food laws were wood
en nutmegs and basswood hams.
Now she boasts a philanthropist who
was recently arrested for grinding up
cigar boxes and soiling the result as
pepper.
Virtue.
Virtue by Itself is not strong
enough, or anything like It It must
have strength added to it and the de
termination to use that strength. j
Theodore Roosevelt.
Compare Our Prices
With those too hsre ren In ths hshlt of paying.
inffon U work nd you oannot set better painli
rill so that we oner jou a suiwiaunai
1 W flnlFh plat an 4
briilve work for out
of - town patrons ia
one day if desired.
J PainleM extraction
f re when plate or
J bridge work is order
fed. Consultation free.
Molar Crown $5.00
22kBrnij.Twth4.fJ0
Gold Fillings 1.00
Enamel Fillings 1.00
Silver Filling. .50
Good Rubber -
Plates O.UU
Beil Red Rubber
putot 7.50
M. W. . WISt, Panaan urn Mtsuta
ia nut enwsasi nsruss
Plinleil Extr'tion .50
BUT METHODS
All work fully ruaranteed for fifteen Tears.
Wise Dental Co.,mc
Painless Dentists
FlRlRf Building, Third snd Wsthlnrton. PORTLAND, ORE.
OOlee Bean: II. M. to I F. M. f tuHays, t ta 1
Guaranteed under
all Pare Food
Laws
CAKING
Stands for
Quality
Economy
Purity
-t-VijAfln
KG
In providing the
be satisfied with anything but tho
best KC is guaranteed perfec
tion at a moderate price. It
makes everything better.
Try and
Fine Care
Fine Hair
It's fine care thct makes fine
hairl Use Ayer's Hair Vigor,
new improved formula, sys
tematically, conscientiously,
and you will get results. We
know it stops falling hair, cures
dandruff, and is a most elegant
dressing. Entirely new. New
bottle. New contents.
Does not chnr.fc the color of the hair.
A
formula with e-tch bottU
9
fluow it to yon
doctor
i,sk him -bout It,
thro do as b eny
Ay
ers
Ayer's Hair Vior, as now made from our
new imcroved formula, is the latest, most
scientific, and in every way the very best
hair preparation ever placed upon the
market. For falling hair and dandruff it
is the one great medicine.
Made by the 3. C. Aysr Co.. Lawall. Ma.
We want you to try this Piano .V YOUR
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
our expense because
At the end of thirty days the Piano
ITSELF will convince you of the following?
facts:
It's the best value on earth for the price
($275).
It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
right!
We know there is so much real value in
for $275 on easy payments that
Adaresi.
Australlan Rabbit Industry.
In many towns rabbit killing and
freezing and preparing the skins for
export is a growing asset of great
value, especially during the winter
season, when it enables men who
have no other occupation to maks
a good living and spend considerable
money at the country stores.
. COFFEEC
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
CL0SSET A DEVERS
' PORTLAND. QUE." J.
ALCOHOL
OPIUM TOBACCO
nubia Positively Cored.
Only authoring heelej In
stituta ia Oregon. Writ
for Illustrated clrcnlsr.
tinar ihsnruTE, 7il.il ths.
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W. L. DOUGLAS
TSDSHOES
MEN'S $2.00, $2,50, $& 00, $3.50, $4.00, $5.00
WOMEN'S $2.50, $3,$3.50, $4
BOYS' $2.00, $2.50 So $3.00
THE STANDARD
FOR 30 YEARS
They are absolutely the
most popular&nd best shoes
for the price in America.
l ney are me leaders every- i ,
where because they hold t -
then shape, nt better, jc yj
iook oerxer ana wear ion- PfvX 17
ger than other makes. . .
Thev are positively the Ki.1 V?'
most economical shoes for you to buy. W. L.
Douglas name and the retail price are stamped
on the bottom value guaranteed.
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE ! If your dealer
cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalog.
W. L. DOUGLAS. Brockton. Mm.
P N U
No. 42-'10
BEH writing; to advertisers pleavae
mention this paper.
Jaqnea Mfc. Co.
Chicago.
P01VD
family's meala.don't
see. Perfect
or
Money back.
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