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Teachers' Examination.
Notice ie hereby given that the County
Superintendent of Morrow County will
hold the regular examination of appli
cants for etale and county pipers at the
Court House at Heppner, as follows:
For State Papers.
Commencing Wednesday, Aug. 11, at
9 o'clock a. no., and continuing until
Saturday, Aug. 14, at 1 o'clock p. m.
Wednesday Penmanship, " History,
Spelline, Physical Geography, Reading,
Psychology.
Thursday Written Arithmetic, The
ory of Teaching, Grammar, Bookkeep
ing, Physics, Civil Government.
Friday Physiology, Geography, Com
position, Algebra, English Literature,
School Law.
Saturday Botany, Plane Geometry,
General History.
for County Papers.
Commencing Wednesday, Aug. 11, at
9 o'clock a. m., and continuing until
Friday, Aug. 13, at 4 p. m.
Wednesday Penmanship, History,
Orthography, Heading, Physical Geo
graphy. Thursday Arithmetic, Theory of
Teaching, Grammar, Physiology.
Frid y Geography, School Law,
Civil Government, English Literature.
Respecttully,
It S. E. N'otson, Co. Supt.
Foley's Orino Laxative cures consti
pation and liver trouble and makes the
bowels healthy and regular. Orino is
euperior to pills and tablets as it does
not gripe or nauseate, fclocum Drug Co
The Htppnec Gasette the news of Mor
row County; The Weekly Oregonun to
newt and thought of the world. Both at
special price. Inquire or address The
Gazette. Eeppner. Or.
Children " Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
C A3TO R I A
UIC.M IllXi THE SPOT
It tan He Done, So Scores of Ilepp
iter Citizens Say.
To cure an aching back,
The pains of rheumatism,
The tired-out feelings,
You must rech the spot get at the
cause.
In most cases 'tis the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are fur the kid
neys. Thoe. Morgan, Heppner, Ore., says:
"I feel it my dutv to speak a good word
in favor of Doan's Kidney Pills. I suf
fered for several years from kidney com
plaint and rheumatism. The attacks
were so severe that I was laid up for a
week or ten dara at a time. I finally
learned of Doan's Kidney Pills and pro
cured a box at the Slocum Drug Co.
Ttiis remedy went at once to the seat of
the trouble and gave me great relief."
For sale by all dealers. Price 50 centi.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
cole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other. '
Facsimile Signature of
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Bears the
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TMI OCNTAUR OMMNV. HIW VO CITT.
DRUG DHEAMS.
Queer Visions Conjured Up In the
Brains of Daring Experimenters.
Au experimenter with the Mexican
drug mescal is rewarded by many
and varied visions. Before him flit
myriads of dainty butterfly forms, glis
tening, iridescent, fibrous wings of
insects, revolving vessels on whose
highly polished concave surface of
mother-of-pearl many strange and vivid
hues play. There are elaborate sweet
meats iu endless and appetizing va
riety and living arabesques of gorgeous
hues and superhuman design.
He may take up a pen for the pur
pose of making notes, but will find
himself unable to use it. A pencil,
however, proves easy of manipulation.
As he writes his paper Is covered
with a soft golden light, and ills hands,
seen indirectly, appear bronzed, scaled,
fantastically pigmented and flushed
with red.
Tiring of the visions, be may light
the gas, which Immediately fills the
room with a glorious radiance, while
wonderfully colored shadows of red,
green and violet flit here and there.
Generally, it is said, no feeling of de
pression or physical discomfort fol
lows the dream.
A medical experimenter In Kentucky
soon after taking a large dose of hash
eesh began to feel very excited; a feel
ing of inner joyousness possessed him;
all fatigue seemed banished forever,
and his mind ran riot, one bizarre idea
after another rapidly passing through
his mind. Later his brain appeared
to split In two parts, one of which
urged him to the performance of comic
gestures, while the other as Insistent
ly hinted at impending death and sug
gested restraint and Instant medical
advice.
While waiting for a doctor he experi
enced alternate spells of lucidity and
periods when all connections between
himself and the outside world seemed
to be severed, when a chaos of disjoint
ed ideas and wild reveries obsessed
him. The duration of these latter
periods was uever longer than two
minutes, but each seemed an eternity.
It appeared a hopeless task to follow
the minute hand of his watch during
its infinite round; long before the sixty
seconds had elapsed he gave up the
stupendous task In deep despair. The
departure of the doctor synchronized
with the return of the feeling of im
pending death, now most horribly in
tense. He Imagined himself surrounded by
grotesque, menacing, cruel visagod
monstars. lie felt himself expanding,
dilating, dissolving into space, ns he
ascended steep precipices, covered
with Brobdignagian creatures some
what like lizards, overhanging enor
mous abysses, the while he was over
whelmed by a horrible, rending, un
utterable despair. Detroit .News-Tribune.
In Later Years.
"We." remarked the young married
woman, "try to see how few quarrels
we can have In a year."
'We," said the old married woman,
"try to see how few cooks." Louis
ville Courier-.! ourual.
She Does.
Suffragette We believe that a wo
man should get a man's wages. Mar
ried Man Well, judging from my own
experience, she does. Boston Tran
script Cause and Effect.
The Earl of Ennui (dreamily) Wisht
I Just had er million and ten years
ahead of me. Baron Beating Well,
you grab the million and you'll get the
ten years all right, all right. Puck.
He who reforms, God assists. Span
ish Prprtrb.
A QUEER PARROT.
The Old Lady Had Reason For Sur
prise When the Bird Spoke.
A young ventriloquist, being out of
an engagement, deckled to pay his wid
owed mother a visit for a few weeks.
On arriving he found she was not at
home. A few days after his arrival
she appeared, bringing with her n par
rot aud cage which had been given
her by a relative. The bird not being
able to talk, mother and son pent
many tedious hours trying to Instruct
the parrot. After several futile efforts
they gave the job up iu despair.
Then a happy idea occurred to the
son. Bringing his ventriloqulal powers
into requisition, gently tit first, lie
made it appear to his mother that the
bird had really begun to talk. The
mother not knowing the nature of his
avocation, lie was successful iu deceiv.
ing her. He had an engagement to fut
fill which necessitated his departure.
Coming back after the termination of
his contract, he was heartily received
by his mother and made very wel
come. Soon after his arrival home he
commenced and carried on a conver
sation, as before, with the parrot. No
ticing the- look of consternation on the
countenance f his mother, he inquired
what was the matter. Imagine his
surprise when she replied:
"Why, the parrot died while you
were away, and I had it stuffed and
put back in the cage." Pearson's
Weekly.
FLY FISHING FOR TROUT.
Why an-Angler Considers It tho "Bast
of All Sports."
I am inclined to believe that fly fish
ing has its chief and most easily de
fined excuse in the existence of a cer
tain fish Salvellnus fontiualia, the
speckled trout. Here, indeed, is sonic
thing tangible, a thing which may be
taken in the hand first catch your fish
and looked upon. No one seeing a
freshly caught brook trout would say
that it was other than fi thing of beau
ty. Its delicate, varicolored resplen
dency is not equaled by nny living
thing.
The tarpon, the "silver king" of
southern waters; the Atlantic and Pa
cific salmons, the ouananiche, or land
locked salmon, and the grayling com
prise practically all the other fishes,
excepting tho various forms of brook
trout, which may be said to possess
both beauty of form and coloration. It
cannot be denied that these fish are
justifiably praised, but it is generally
conceded that the red spotted brook
trout has nothing to fear from their
competition. Of the western rainbows,
cutthroats and steel heads the rain
bow is the eastern brook trout's near
est competitor, and that is praise
enough for the rainbow.
So here Is one good reason at least
why fly fishing for trout is considered
by many the best of all sports. Sam
uel G. Camp in Recreation.
Pathos and Humor.
The study of the art of putting
things is to be recommended to every
one who meditates a plunge into print.
Even the writing of a death notice in
volves a certain amount of genius if
the author wishes to keep clear and
well defined the fragile line which lies
between the serious and the funny.
That this is true Is shown by certain
quotations from a Leipzig paper given
In Bishop John F. Hurst's "Life aud
Literature In the Fatherland." Here
are a few sentences extracted from
these obituary notices:
"Today death tore away from us for
the third time our only child."
"Last night at 5:30 the Lord took to
himself during a visit to the grand
parents our little daughter Antoine of
teething."
The last speaks better than it knew.
"Here died Marie Wiegel, who was
mother and seamstress of children
two."
It Told tho Truth.
A countryman on a visit to Glasgow
while walking along Argyll street
reading the signboards and the tickets
in the shop windows said to his com
panion: "Hoo can a' thae ham shops
be the best and cheapest? Every yin
o' them says that, and the same wi' the
clothes shops tae. They are jist a lot
o' leears."
They continued along the street un
til, coming opposite a plumber's shop
with a big bill in the window with the
words "Cast Iron Sinks" printed in
large letters on it. he exclaimed: "Well,
Jock, here's yin that tells the truth at
ony rate. But any danged fool kens
that cast iron wad sink."
Lightning Change.
The three-year-old boy on the side
seat in the street car turned suddenly
to look out of the window, thereby
wiping his muddy shots on the light
colored trousers of the middle aged
man sitting next to him.
"Madam," exploded the man, "is this
your nasty little"
Here the boy's pretty mother turned
her head and looked at li'in.
"angel boy?" he finished with a
gasp. Chicago Tribuae.
Where the Shoe Pinched.
Young Girl (glancing at her pedal
extremities Oh, dear! My feet are
so awfully big! Practical Auntie
But you stand on them all right, don't
you? Young Girl Oh. yes, but so do
other folks too. New York Tribune.
Needless Trouble.
"Did you wash the fish?" a Spring
field woman asked her new servant
"Shure, an' phwat's th' use of wash
in' anything that's always lived In th'
water?" nsked the girl."-Kansas City
Star.
The more talents the more they frill
be developed. Chinese rroverb.
MAKING
FIREWORKS
Some Pyrotechnic Products Must
Dry In the Open Air.
TRYING FOR NEW DESIGNS.
Staffs of Artists Continually Devising
Color Schemes to Be Worked Out In
Fire The Construction of the Set
Pieces Work of the Chemists.
The first step in manufacturing lire
works is the making of the cases, or
shells, as the cylinders or other recep
tacles in which the explosives and the
chemicals are placed are called. Prac
tically all of these are made of innu
merable sheets of tissue paper pasted
and rolled together until the thickness
required Is attained. , Most of these
cases are made by machinery and are
delivered as wanted to the places
where they are to be filled or charged
with the materials that have been pre
pared. All the charging is done by
machinery except in the big shells that
throw forth sets of stars of varying
colors. In these each "star" has to be
placed in a certain position so as to
explode in Just the right wny at tho
proper instant.
Out of doors in pleasant weather the
long lines of fuse "quick match" they
are called are made. These are wound
on reels six or seveu feet across. Their
basis Is loose cotton cord covered with
various highly inflammable chemicals
"Quick match," roman candles and a
number of other pyrotechnic products
cannot bo dried by artificial heat. They
must lie in the open air until the mois
ture used In mixing the chemicals
evaporates.
All the year around tho artists on
the staff of the pyrotechnic nianufac
tuners are taxing their brains design
ing color schemes to be worked out In
fire. Outside of the big set pieces,
which are much In vogue, a great deal
of attention is given to rockets,
bombs and rocket bombs, of which
there are innumerable kinds. When
the artist has evolved some striking
color effect he turns over his painting
to the chemists, whose task it is to
combine various, combustible ingredi
ents so as to reproduce what the
painter has put on bis canvas. The
race between the art department and
the staff chemists is unending. It is
the boast of the chemists that they
can duplicate in their burning colors
any combination of paints that can be
presented to them.
These colors are Imparted by - the
heated vapors of certain metals. So
dium, for instance, gives a yellow
light, calcium red, strontium crimson
and barium green. The number of
chemicals, common and rare, employed
in the manufacture of fireworks is
prodigious. Take blue stars, for in
stance. These are commonly produced
by a combination of chlorate of potash,
calomel, sulphuret of copper, oxychlo
ride of copper, dextrin, stearin, black
oxide of copper, copper filings and sal
ammoniac.
Every fireworks manufacturer has
his carefully guarded trade secrets.
Pyrotechnics in its various branches
and as a whole is taught in no uni
versity, and there is little printed lit
erature on the subject.
The construction of the set pieces,
especially if they are large, is a huge
task. First the artist draws the pic
ture. It is complete in every detail
of outline and shade of color. This is
marked off into equal squares, each of
which represents a square foot in the
actual reproduction in fire. Sections
of light boards, say, 20 by 25 feet are
built and laid flat on the ground, and
rectangles a foot square are marked
thereon. On the section is outlined
the picture that the artist has made,
with the different colors indicated In
their proper groupings. Loose over
this is built a checkerboard frame
work of light lathe. Then come men
with strips of rattan. They tack these
to the framework, following exactly
every line that has been indicated on
the boards below, leaving practically a
huge Hue drawing in rattan.
Then come men with thousands of
big pins ordinary pins, but about an
inch long. These are set in the rattan
an inch apart. These are followed by
other men, who cut the heads off the
pins. After this comes a gang of men
with bundles of little fireworks, two
Inches long by owe-qua rter to three
quarter inches in diameter, in varying
colors or combinations of color to cor
respond with the original drawing.
These are called "gerbes." When ig
nited they emit sheaves of fire. These
are stuck on the pins and glued, ouch
shade of color In its proper place along
the framework.
After this has been done another
gang comes with hundreds of feet of
"quick match" and connects all these
thousands of "gerbes" together. Loose
ends are left here and there for firing
when the piece is in place ready to be
set off. Then these sections are hoist
ed Into their proper positions, and aft
er infinite labor everything is ready
for the wonderful delight to the eye,
which may last between one and four
minutes. So swiftly does the fire run
from "gerbe" to "gerbe" through this
"quick match" that the biggest "pic
ture" that is usually shown will be
aflame in every part In three seconds.
There is said to be little or uo dan
ger about firing these set pieces or
even in setting. off the bombs that ex
plode with such fearsome noise. The
ends of the "quick match," where the
"port Are" Is applied by the men who
do the Igniting, are carefully timed o
that they have plenty of chance to got
out of the way. New York Press.
Without a friend tba world in a wll
flerneps. Latin Proverb.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of 1
3PXe03rE3SX02TA.Xi CABtS
Sam E. VanVactor.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on west end ot May Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office In Palace Motel Heppner, Oregon
W. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete set of abstract "oooki
in Morrow county.
Heppnkb,
Oregon
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Reeideuce in Morrow building over
Patterson & Son's Drugstore.
R. W. HICKOK
Grainbroker
IIeitner,
Oregon
S. E. Notson
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office iu Odd Fellows Bldg Heppner, Oregon,
DR. METZLER.
DENTIST
Located in Odd Fellows building,
Rooms 5 and 6.
DR. M. A. LEACH
DENTIST
Permanently looated in Heppner. Office
in the new Fair building. Gas ad
ministered. N. E. WINNARD, M. D.
rilVSICIAN & StRUEOJi -
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1S85.
Chicago Homeopathic Med College
1890.
Rusk Medical College, 1892.
NOTICE FOK PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office, Larande, Oregon,
June 7, 1909.
Notice' is hereby Riven that State cf Oregon
hag filed in this otttcejits application, Serial No.
06(538, to select under the provisions of the Act
of Congress (if ugust H. 18'8, and the Acts
supplementary and amendatory thereto, the
SWtf SWM Bee. 17, NW 8W4 NWJ and
NEfc SVV4 Sec. 20, T, 3 8., K. 29 E. W. 11.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described, or desiring to object because
of the mineral character ot the land, or for any
other reason, to the disposal to applicant, should
file their affidavits of protest in this office, at
any time prior to the approval and certification
of said selection by the Commissioner of the
General Land Office.
June 17-July 22 F. O. BRAMWELL. Register.
NOTICE FOR FDELICATIONT Isolated Tract.)
Fublic Land Sale. Serial No. 01688.
United 8tates Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon,
May 24, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that, as directed by the
Commissioner of the General Land Office, under
provisions of Act ot Congress approved June 27,
1906, Public Nj. 303, we will offer at public
sale, to the highest bidder, at 9: -15 o'clock a. in.,
on the 6th day of July next, at this office, the
following tract of land, to-wit: NWJ Section
23 Tp. 2 8. R, 26 E. W. M.
Any persons claiming adversely the above-
described lands are advised to file their claims
or objections, on or before the day above desig
nated for saio.
May 27-Jnly 1 C. W. MOORE, Register.
OFFICERS
V. O. MINOR, resident
I. II. Mc HALEY, Vice-President
W. 8. WHARTON, Cashier
VAWTEH CRAWFORD, Asst. Caehier
Bank of
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Undivided Profits
Four Per cent Interest paik on
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Finest Line of High Grade Cigars in City
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United states Land Offlice
LaGrnude, Oregon. May 20, 1009,
Notice Is herebv given that State of Oregoi
has filed in this otlloe an application. Serial No.
00535 to select under the provisions of the Act of
Congross of August 14, 1813 and the Acttt
supplementary and amordntory thereto, th
NW'i of SE'4 of Section 8, Township 4 South
Range 27 East Willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely tho
lands described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for uny
other reason, to the disposal to applicant,
should file their affidavits of protest in this,
office, on or before the 10th day of July 1909.
May 27-July 1 F. C. BRAMWELL, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
U.fl. Land Office at La Grando, Oregon,
Juno 21, 1D09.
Notice Is hereby given that Ada J. Woodward,
heir at law of John M. WfluMell, deceased, of
Heppner, Oregon, who, on June 12, 1901, made
Homestead Entry No. 10315 Serial N- 03119,
for NEK BE, W BEH See. 12, NW' NK',
Section 13, Township 2 South, Uwgo 24' East
Willamette Meridian, has filed notice of inten
tion to make final five-yenr pro f, to establish
claim to the land above described, before W.
O, nill, County Clerk, at Heppnci, Oregon, on
the Wth day of August. 190
Claimant tames as witnesses:
Walter Lurkmati, John Brosi nil, George Vin
son, and Walter Kilcnp, all of Hepimer, Oregon.
Jlyl-Aug:2 F. C. BRAMWELL, RegiHtor.
(Isolated Tract.)
NOTICE t oil VI IILICATIO.
Public Land Sale. Seilal No. 02017.
U. 8. Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon.
June 29th. 1909.
Notice Is hereby given that, as directed by the
Corainixsioner of the General Land Office, un
der provisions of Act of Congress approved
June 27. 1906. Public-No. SOS, we will offer at
public sale, to the highest bidder, at 9:45 o'clock
a. m.. on the 10th day of August, 1909 next, at
this office, the following described tr.ictof land,
to-wit: E'NWK, 8w5 NW',8ec.28,Tp. & 8.
R. 25 E. W. M.
Any persons claiming adversely the above-
d escribed lands are advised to file their claims,
or objections, on er before the day above desig
nated for rale.
Junc8 Augl2 C. W. MOORE, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION".
Serial No. 04:,79.
United States Land Office, The Dalles. Oregon,
June 2H, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that the Northern Fa-
cific Railway Company, whose post office ad
dress is St. Paul, Miunescta, has this 2nd day of
March, 1909, filed in this office its application Vr
select, under the provisions of the Act of Con
gress, approved July 1, MS (30 Stat. 597, (12T)
the Ntt'H 8W!i Sen. 33. T. 4 8., K. 26 E.. W. M.
Any and all persons cla'min? adversely tho
lands detcrlbed, or desiring to object because
of the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to th dispcsal to applicant,
phonld file their affidavits of protest iu this,
office, on or before the 3rd diy of Aug , l'.'etf,
June8-Augl2 C. W. MOORE, Register.
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