3
TIio Kind You Ilave Always Bought, and which has been
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his per
jW72s sonal supervision since Its Infancy
(CCcCAZAi Allow no one to dficpivo vnu In this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-good "are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA. ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
The KM You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CCNTAUR COMPANY, TT MURRAY STRICT, NEW YORK CITY.
How to' Riir arid Cook Possum.
Just how a possum ought to be killed
and cooked Is told In the Atlanta Con
stitution by an expert known far and
wide in Georgia. He says:
"To kill a possum his head should be
placed beneath a stick. Stand on the
stick and pull the possum's tail until
his neck is broken. A possum requipes
careful treatment, and to cook one to
perfection a peculiar arrangement is
necessary. A pan on legs should be
provided with a hole in one end which
can be plugged. Coals placed under
the pan will slowly cook the possum,
and as the grease runs out of the car
cass it should be drawn oft from time to
time. flAll the time the carcass should
te basted with a sauce made of pep
per and rinegar. In the meantime the
potatoes should be boiled. When the
possum is almost done the potatoes
should be packed in the pan around
the possum, a little sugar sprinkled
over them, and then the gravy which
has been drawn off from the pan
should be poured on, after which pos
sum and potatoes should be browned
to a turn.". ... .
A Caso of Auto Suggestion.
A baker on the upper west side who
purchased an auto delivery wagon was
surprised to receive the following mes
sage from one of his most particular
customers: "Please send no more or
ders to me by your new wagon. The
smell of gasoline in the rolls made al
most the entire family sick."
The baker sent word to the customer
that, as the auto was driven by elec
tricity and no gasoline was used at all,
she must have been mistaken and add
ed, "Perhaps the cook had just cleaned
her gloves that day." New York Press.
Two of a Kind.
Little Johnnie, who is considered the
Image of his father, was one day in
his mother's way, when she told him,
"You are always in the way."
He replied, "I am just like papa."
Delineator.
" A 'Success.
Mrs. Henpeck I married you to re
form you. Mr. Henpeck You succeed
ed. I'll never marry again if I live to
be a thousand years old. Illustrated
Bits.
i Nothing la more easy than to deceive
ourselves. Demosthenes.
Not Too Late.
Not long after the great Chelsea fire
some children in Newton, Mass., held
a charity fair by which $18 was real
ized. This they forwarded to the rec
tor of a certain Boston church who
had taken a prominent part in the re
lief work, with a letter which read
somewhat as follows:
We have had a fair and made $18. We
are sending it to you. Please give it to
the Chelsea sufferers. Tours truly, etc.
P. S.-We hope the suffering Is not all
over.
Piety.
Piety is not an end, but a means of
attaining the highest degree of culture
by perfect peace of mind. Hence It is
to be observed that those who make
piety an end and aim in Itself for the
most part become hypocrites. Goethe.
The Bird In Hand.
Lonny Say, let's promise to marry
each, other when we grow up. Grade
Oh. no. I might like somebody else
better then. Lonny Me too. Grade
(haetily-Oh, yes: let's do promise.
Kansas City Times.
nVb . fSSZ A Ourt bottle "of GENUINE'
VsLjlJglp fk CYRUS NOBLE direct to you
pflgBl . al) charges paid to the near
.jj express office.
Pit IlCG l ! P TOUU
I fretn (he best known, strictly wholesale house in the Northwest.
2 Established in Portland in 1864.
4 craorts GENUINE CYRUS NOBLE $4.90- .
A yure old honest whiskey botilcd by the distillers.-. ... .
Guaranteed to the United States Government, and to you, to contain nothing
excepti&f, pure straight whiskey.
Mar'- of the railroads use tyrus iNODie almost exclusively.
Cm Owl the Compor
urf Sod T
So da the bis tieamsbio com Daniel
So dots nearly every big metropolitan hotel.
Because it's pure.
Because it has that soft, delicate, palatable flavor I the ripened train, often
mentioned but rarely found.
W. J..VAN'SCHUYVERr& CO. .
Established" 1864 105-107 Secood Street Portland Oregon
CUt T THIS UNC AND MAILTO-OAV
W. J. Van Schuyver & Co PwtWaJ. Or.
Eockned pleue bod $4.90 lor wtach please aad a at once by
GENUINE CYRUS NOBLE, .
prepaid, four quarts
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A GOOD LIAR.
Ha Fint.lly Cam to Believe Hit Own
Yarn Was True.
The usual party of evening town
gossips had gathered In front of the
postollice when IMstus. a good heart
ed old dnrky. s:i kl :
"Folkses, I know n man who tells
lies so offon that he sometimes actual
ly believes he's tellln' the truf. You've
heard of them people, haven't you?
Listen. One day lie was jmsslu' by a
restrunt. r.r.d as he was very huugry
he went in to pet souiethin to eat.
Rut when he got lnslile? he saw. that
every seat was occupied. Then he
thought u n'.l'.nn.1 a::d suddenly calJ
just so loud so Unit every one could
hear him:
"'Have ycu heard?'
"Of course ever" owe Raid 'What?'
"'Why,' said he, 'there's a whale
down iii the dock .that they just cap
tured lashin' his tail around and up
sottin' the tugboats and steamers. He's
only goin' to be there ten minutes.
"Of course every one jumped up and
run down to see the whale. That was
Just what he wanted, so, sittln' down,
he ordered his dinner and begun to
eat. Suddenly he looked out the win
dow, and there was everybody runnin
to the docks policemen, Chinamen,
coons and nil and he said:
" 'By golly! I guess it's so?
"And he ran down there himself."
Judge.
EQUALLY GUILTY.
The Apology Made by an Uncon
sciously Profane Man.
The proprietor of a ecrtalu hotel In
Maine Is not only one of the, kindest
and best hearted of men, but also one
of the most profane. He swears with
out knowing It and means no offense.
He spends but little time in the office
and is practically unknown to many
of the guests. One day, however, he
was in conversation with the manager
when a lady interrupted them.
"I want my room changed," she
said. "It is on the side overlooking
the kitchen, and I am annoyed by the
swearing of some man down there ev
ery morning., I am a church Woman
and will not stand it another day."
The remarks were addressed to the
manager, for she did not know the
proprietor or that the one who did the
swearing was he. .
"Do you happen to know who that
man is?" he asked before the man
ager could reply.
"No, I do not," she answered.
"Well, I do," the proprietor contin
ued, "and he doesn't mean any more
when he swears than you do when
you get down on your knees to pray."
Lipplncott's.
They Were Discreet.
In the course of an interview Cardi
nal Manning, a short time before his
death, referred to his boyhood days as
follows: "Well, If you want me to talk
nonsense I will say that it Is a long
way back to remember, for I am
eighty-three, but I spent my childhood
at Totteridge. A boy at Coombe Bank,
Christopher Wadsworth, late bishop
of Lincoln, and Charles Wadsworth,
bishop of St. Andrews, were my play
fellows. I frankly admit I was very
mischievous.
"The two Wadsworths and I con
ceived the wicked Intention of robbing
the vinery. The door was always kept
locked, and there was nothing for it
but to enter-through the roof. There
was. a dinner party that day, but there
were no grapes. This is probably the
only case on record where three fu
ture bishops were guilty of larceny.
Were we punished? No. We were dis
creet We gave ourselves up and were
forgiven."
Not Dressed Fit For the Party.
A proud voune housekeeper who had
been nresented with a piece of statu
ary was giving a party. Shortly be
fore the truests arrived she looicea
through the rooms to see that every
thing was in order. Missing the Venus
from Its place on the ball pedestal,
she asked the old butler what bad
been done with It
"Miss Weeny, you mean, ma'am V
he replied.
"Yes, the Venus. Where Is itr
"Well. now. Miss Margrlt. ma'am,
excuse me, ma'am, but I jes thought
as gemmens was expected dls evenin
'd better set Miss Weeny under tne
staihs." Ladles' Home Journal.
An Omelet With Bacon and Potatoes.
An omelet with bacon and potatoes
suggested a dish that differs from
those one meets every day. Fry half
a cup of bacon cut in tiny dice until
crisp and brown. Cut raw potatoes
Into dice and fry a cupful of them, in
deep fat until deliciously browned.
Then make the omelet, folding one
half the fried bacon and potatoes with
the omelet, and turn on to a hot platter.
Surround with the remainder of the
bacon and potatoes. Boston Transcript.
The Htppner Gaaette the news of Mor
row County: The Weekly Oregonlan the
news and thought of the world. Both at
a special price. Inquire cr address The
Gazette, Heppner. Or.
OASTOniA.
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kitchen work on a
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at the instant wanted,
and out of the way the
moment you're done.
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By using it you avoid the
continuous overpowering
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with comfort, even in dog
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It differs from all other oil stoves in its substantial vrtuirN 1 i ur,
with shelf for warming plates and keeping cookea icoa
hot, and drop shelves for holding small cooking
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write our nearest agency.
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True 'Oratory.
"True, oratory," said a statesman,
"is that which brings results, Is that
which converts an audience of ene
mies to an audience of supporters.
Such oratory is rare. I have a friend
whose wife, a 'suffragette,' is a great
orator. Her speeches from the plat
form are wonderful, and her husband
the other day gave me an illustration
of the efficiency of her private speeches.
"'An agent called on my wife this
afternoon,' he said, 'and tried to sell
her a new wrinkle cradlcator.'
" 'And how did the man make out?'
said I.
" 'He left in half an hour,' was the
answer, 'with a gross of bottles of
wrinkle eradicator of my wife's own
manufacture that he had purchased
from her.' "Portland Oregonian.
Just as a Compliment.
Count Baldlssare Cnstiglione wrote
of manners in sixteenth century Italy:
"Discourse of love is used by every
gentleman, not only when im
pelled by ardor, but also merely to do
honor to the lady with whom he
speaks. The pretense of loving her is,
at any rate, a testimony to her worthi
ness to be loved. She, on her part, will
for a time seem to fall to understand
and anon will take it all as a merry
jest"
Compassionate.
Small Margie drew the picture of a
dog and cat on her slate, and, calling
her mother's attention to it, she said:
"Of course a cat ought to have only
four legs, mamma, but I drew this one
with six so it could run away from the
dog." Exchange.
A recognised autnorlty The Weeklv
Oreaoaian.
psorEssiciTAij o.A.xa:Ds
Sam E. VanVactor,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on west end of May Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
A TTORNEY-A T-LA W
Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon
E. J. KELLER
Auctioneer
Out of town sales promptly attended to
Charges very reasonable.
Ione, ... Oregon.
W. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete set of abstraol "oooki
in Morrow county.
Heppner,
Oregon.
DR. ALEXANDER REID
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Thunder at Horn.
Husband Did you hear the storm
when it broke this morning? Wife
That wasn't the storm. It was the
new girl washing the breakfast dishes.
Baltimore American.
A Respectable Fortune.
Little Willie Say, pa, what is a "re
inectable fortune?" Pa One that is
large enough to make Its possessor's
pinion on any subject respected, my
son. Chicago News.
Ha Thought Things.
She (during a spat) Why don't you
say what you mean? I'm no mind
wader. He No; if you were, you'd
never speak to me again. Boston
Transcript.
Her Triumph.
Penelope (triumphantly) I heard last
night that Jack was head over ears in
love -with me. Grace (Jealously) You
cannot believe all you hear. Tenelope
No, but I should not wonder If there
was something In it. Grace Why?
Who told you? Tenelope He did.
Cured.
"My wife wjll never buy any more
gars for me."
"Why cot?"
"I Insisted upon smoking all of the
last lot in the house. Some of the
rooms still reck with them." Cleve
land Tlaln Der'rr.
. Office Morrow Building
Residence Church street
Calls received at Patterson's Drug Store
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Resideuce in Morrow .building over
Patterson & Son's Drugstore.
R. IV. HICKOK .
, Grainbroker
Heppnek,
Oregon
S. E. Notson
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office In Odd Fellows Bldg Heppner, Oregon.
Summons.
DR. METZLER.
Located in Odd Fellows building.
Rooms 5 and 6.
In the Ciroult Court of the State of Orecon,
for Morrow Comity
Victor H. Heath, plaintiff. . Harriot H.
Heuth, defendant.
To Harriot H. Heath, the above UHnied do
femlant. In the name of the Stato of Orogon: You are
hereby commanded to appear In the above en
titled suit on or before Friday, the Wd day of
April A D. lOOll.to niakonnswer to the complaint
of pluiotlff Uled horoin oguiiiHt yo.i, and la
case you tail so to uppvur the ulleutlons of the
complaint will be taken as coufenwed against
you and the plalntiir will apply to the
Court for the relief prayed for in the com
plaint, to wit: Fora deuree of said court for
ever diBsolvlog ' the bonds of matrimony Pxlnt
lna between plulntllf and defendant aud de
creeing plaint ff to be the sole owner
of the following detcribed premises, to
wit:
The sw!4 of the nw) Bnd thane 4of the
iwK and the nwV of the se! and the sw!4 of
the ne H and the M of the eK of section 12,
township 6 south of range 2T, e W. M. in Mor
row county, Oregon, and for such other and
further relief as may be just and equitable.
The time prescribed for the publication of
this summons is six weeks and the date of the
appearance of the defendant is on or before
the 23d day of April, A. D., ID09.
That this summons is published by order of
the Honorable C. C. Patterson, Judge of the
County Court of Morrow County, Oregon,
wcich otder was made on the 3d'day of March.
A.D.. 1909.
The date of the first publication of this sum
mons Is the 4th day of March, A. D., 1909.
SAM E, VANVACTOR, Attorney for Plaintin1.
Mar 4 A or 15
Summons.
In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon
for the County of Morrow.
FrankGilliam, Administrator of the estate of
Albert Wright, Plaintiff, vs. InalA. Leach, Les
lie Leach, Menira I .Leach Iiernnrd Leach. Robert
Leach, Howard ,'Leach, Hnth Grimes, and J. V.
Grimes her Ihusband, Delia Biggs and E. H.
Biggs, her husband, and W. K. Cochran, defend
antc. To Leslie. Leach and Menira L. Leach, two of
the above named defendants:
In the name of the State of Oregon: You and
each of you are cemmanded and required to
appear in the above entitled Court on or be
fore Bix weeks from the duy ot rirut publica
tion of thl-t summons, to wit: On or before the
lAthday of April, 1CU9, then and there to an.
ewer the complaint of Plaintiff filed herein
against you; and you are hereby notified that
if you fail to so appear and answer said com
plaint, for want thereof plaintiff will apply to
the court for the relief demanded in his com
plaint to wit:
For a decree of the above entitled Court fore
closing that certalu mortgage made and ex e
ecnted by E. D. Leach aud I na A. Leach his
wire on the 7th day of June, 1904, to secure pay.
ment of the sum of tOO.OO with Interest there
on at the rate of eight per cent per annum,
from date until paid, which said mortgage was
given ui on the following real property towitr
Forty-seven fet of the south side of lot 8 of
block 16 of the town of Lexington, Morrow
county, Oregon, end recorded in volume P st
page 317 Mortgage Records of Morrow county,
Oregon.
That the premises in said mortgage described
be sold in the manner provided by law and the
proceeds of such sale spplled. First to th costs
and disbursements of this suit and expenses of
snch sale; Second to the payment to plaintiff of
the sum of $200.00 and interest thereon at the
rate of 8 percent, per annum from June 7, 104.
together with attorneys fee herein; that said
defendants and each of them be forever barreii
and foreclosed of all right title and Interest In
or to laid mortgaged premises snd every part
thereof, save the statutory right of redemption,
and for inch other relief as in the premises may
be meet and equitable.
This summons is served upon you by publica
tion thereof in the Heppner Gazette, a weekly
newspaper :of general circulation, published at
Heppner, Morrow county, Oregon, for six suc
cessive weeks by order of Hon. C. C. Patterson.
County Judge of .Morrow county, Oregon.
made and entered on the 2nd day of March.
the date of firatpubllcatlon of such summons
being March 4, 19(9, and the date of last publi
cation thereolgbeing April 15, 1D09.
;C. E. WOODSON, Attorney for Plaintift
Notice
Notice is hereby given rbat the undersigned
as administrator of the estate of George F.
Welch, deceased, has riled h's final account Id
the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for
the county of Morrow, and that Menday, the
10th day of May, A. D. 1909, at the 'hour of 10
o'clock in the forenoon of said day, and the
Ciroult Court room of safd Court has been ap
pointed as the time and place for the hearing of
objections theretond the settlement thereof.
C. C, PATTERSON, Administrator.
Sam I. Van Vftctor, attorney for the estate.
Dated and first published March 4th. A. 1.
1909. Mar 4 Apr 1
If j-ou would not cer.se to love man
kind you must not cease to do them
good. Maclaren.
Bears ths ? K,r,a luunavsMvajs Bout'" ' Bears tve ?VM R"'u ,JU ra,B
OA0TOIIIA.
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Signature
DR. M. A. LEACH
DENTIST
Permanently located in Heppner. Offloe
in the new 1 nir limlrting. uas na
miuiatered.
N. E. WINNARD, M. D.
I'llYMllAlM A: SI KtifcON
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1885.
Chicp.go Homeopathic Med.JCollejre
1890.
. Rusk .Medical College, 1892.
Cleanses the system
thoroughly and clears
sallow complexions of
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Cures Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Sour Stom
ach, Torpid Liver and
Chronic
Pleasant
For 0ale tyy Slooum Dxr-U&z Componyi
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. (Isoluted Tract.)
Public Land Sale.
Serial No. 0895.
United States Land Office. The Dalles, :Oregon
February , 1D09.
Notice is hereby given that, as directed by the
Commissioner of the General Land Office, under
provisions of Act of Congress approved June 27,
1900, Pirbiic No. 308, we will offer at public
sale to the highest bidder, at 9:30 o'clock a. m
on the 1.1th day of April, 1909 next, at this office.
the following tract of land to wit: Etf SE54.
section 24 Tp. 4 8 R 25 E. W. M.
Any persons claiming adversely the above
described lands are advised to tile thuir claims,
or objections, on or before the day above desig
nated for gale.
Mar 4-Apr 8 C. W. MOORE, Register.
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon.
March 1.1909.
Notice is hereby given that Charles N. Jones,
of Heppner, Oregon, who, on February It), 1!U,
made homestead entry No.13449, serial No. 04100.
forBViBWKBWK BKU section 3, township
south, range 28 East Willamette Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to mike final five year
proof, to establish claim to the land abive de
scribed, before J. P. Williams, D. 8. Commis
sioner, at Heppner, Oregon, on the lih day of
Anrll, 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Paul Hisler, of Heppner, Oregon, Frank El
liott, of Galloway, Oregon, and Andrew J. Cook,
and Walter Robinson, both of Reppner, Oregon,
Mar 4 Apr 8 F. C. BRAM WELL, Register.
FOIEYSiaDNEYCDIUl
Makes Kidneys and Bladder Bight