Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, February 18, 1909, Image 3

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    Little Soldiers
In your blood are the millions
of corpuscles that defend you
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, is simply to make
and keep the blood of the right quality
and quantity.
This is just what Hood's Sarsaparilla
does it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight disease for you.
It cures scrofula, eczema, eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous
ness, dyspepsia, general debility, and
builds up the whole system.
Frince Waldemar of Denmark is a
caipital boxer and is ever ready to put on
the gloves.
Norway's seaweed, used as fuel, yields
greater revenue than its fisheries.
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man has
made a lifeatudy of the
properties of Routn,
Herbs and Barks, and
is (riving the world the
benefit of his services.
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs Used. No
uperuuons or Lulling
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lunir,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of Men and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Pckin. China safe, sure
and reliable. Unfailing in its works.
If you rannotcall, write for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps,
CONSULTATION FREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
1fi?U, Fircl rir Mnrritnn Pnrllafut ftr.
V J
Jjecaaenco.
"Is It true," Inquired the traveler wh
was standing in front of the Art Innti
tuts, "that a confidence man once sold
these big bronze lions to a trusting at ran
ger for $75 or some such pitiful sura?"
lep said the policeman; the con
men In this town are losin' their grip. I
can remember when they wouldn't sell
nothin' smaller than the Masonic Templf
to a yahoo." ri.M-n 'iviiMine.
The Old Widower' Chole.
lie wanted the comforts of home,
But wanted them cheap. lie took
No year or two to primy and fidget;
lie merely sax!, "Will you marry me,
Bridget?"
"I will, aor," answered the cook.
Chicago Tribune.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAX ATI VK BROMO QUININE. Loos
for the siKnature of E. W. GROVE. Used tht
world over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. 25c.
. JU (' U 1 1 U II B.
Mayme You refused that handsome
young lawyer? Why, I thought you liked
him.
Maybelle I did, but when he proposed
to me. he put it in the form of a hypo
thetical ouestion 400 words lone.
3
s i
There is
senrcrly anv limit to the
possible improvement in seeds.
but it takes time mid money. We have
been Improving flower and vccptahle
seeds for over 50 years. More than 2000
people nre working to make Ferry's
Seeds suit you. Buy the best Ferry's.
For sale everywhere.
FCMtvs loco seta ANNVHL
FREt ON REQUEST.
D. M. FERRY & CO., Detroit, Mich.
WILL DO ALL
THAT ANY
IIHill PRICED
POWDER WILL
C DO AND
do :t better
RESCENT Egg-Phosphate
AlNCPOWDER
B
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
K. "HP. UN''..
The best
in the land is not
always the most costly.
POWDER
25 Ounces for 25 Cents
Is the result of modern ideas. Costs
less. Does better work. You must
try it to see. Get a can on trial
The baking will be vastly better,
lighter and tastier or we pay
lor the can.
Quality
Jaques Mfg. Co,
Chicago.
The Alveolar System
Of Replacing Teeth in the Human Mouth is the
Greatest Advance Ever Made in Scientific Dentistry
A few years njro Marconi came before the world with , the statement that he could
transmit niessanrs through the air by electricity without the use of wires. Every telegraph
operator in the land ncotVed at the idea and said it could not be done.
Likewise the Alveolar System f f replacing teeth in the human mouth without the use
of cumbersome and unsightly plates, which is the latest method to be adopted by scientific
dentistry.
If you have two or more teeth In either jaw. cither tight or loose ones (we make the
Iookp ones tight and healthy) we guarantee to put in for you a beautiful set of teeth that
can hardly be told from natural ones. All work absolutely painless.
These Teeth Will Outlast Those Who Are Wearing Them
If we can beautify your appearance and build up your health with a new set of Alve
olnr System teeth, or enable you to do away with a wobbly, unclean, partial plate or ill.
fitting piece of ordinary bridge-work, wouldn't it be the greatest service that could be done
for you ?
We make
absolutely
NO CHARGE
for advice
We examine
your mouth
and advise
conscientiously
v - ymm
The ALVEO
LAR SY STEM
is to the old
time method
what Wireles
is to the
ordinary
Telegraphy ,
"It didn't hurt a bit. Now for my Alveolar Teeth."
In a case like the above, all dentists throw up their hands and say there is no hope ex
eept in the use of a false plate. The Alveolar System solves the problem and now plates are
seldom necessary unless every tooth is gone. We are positively painless dentists in every
branch, and for 30 days we make the following money -saving pricu:
22K Gold or Porcelain Crowns .... $3.50
Bridge Work (all kinds) each tooth - - $3.50 up
Silver Fillings 25c and 50c
We are expert plate makers ... $3.50 up
Painless Extracting (free with all work) - - 50c
Write for our Booklet, which will be sent free, "The Great Alveolar Electric System."
We are the only real Alveolar Dentists in Portland. Beware of imitators.
We do work for out-of-town people in shortest possible time.
The Alveolar Painless Dentists
Dentists of 5 to 20 Years Active Practice in Portland
N. L Corner Fourth and Washington Streets PORTLAND, ORE.
8 a. m. to 8 p. m.
Office Hours:
Sundays, 9 a. m. to 12.
Entrance 110 1-2 4th St.
Phone AU71
MayccmaxeTAy overcome
oxaVvv& temeAySy cjrvs&tVwAT'
S&TOa,wuc mtiki oTeojQnatuar
VnsiaVy soW a$ssoKcao vautc
may be ra&( dispensed Wv
whew w ouer mde&.as WiebtsX fi$
rtm&fos wlicnt&vivrea ate o asss
JuTvcXums ,wKcvmxs AeeoA vWv
mafcy wpou proper tttwsvmeiv.
proper Jots,axdrvu eaway
CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
SOLD BV ALL LEADING
ANCSlzeONLY-REOULAR PRICE 50 PER BOTTLE
RUItjr.
"I think from the utensils about him
that this mummy must have been an
Egyptian plumber."
"It would, be interesting to bring
him back to life."
"But too risky. Who's going to pay
Mm for his time?." Louisville Courier-
Journal.
WE
WANT
arms i
We want stock, wheat, dairy and fruit J
farms. Havintr a lurce Kasfprn rnrrp
epondence we are in a position to make
?- -e i
tjuitR naica. urup ua a. caiu ij. ywu nuvu T
t ATLAS LAND CO., :
420 Lumber Exchange J
PORTLAND, OREGON t
MERCHANTS I
I WILL TRADE
Wall Paper, Mouldings, w
Pictures and other sim-
. liar goods, lor timber
land, farm land or cash.
Lowest wholesale $
prices. Write me.
E. H. MOOREHOUSE I
144 Seventh St, Portland, Oregon (i)
TTSEFDX DESERT PLAITT.
lotol, Once Thuuicbt Worlhla-a.
Found to De Full of Alcohol,
Another wild dcHert plant thut grows
profusely uiwm many millions of acres
of land In tho mountainous region of
western Texas now is being used as a
profitable- source of revenue, says the
Kansas City Star. It Is the sotol.
which Is said to be found in no other
part of the United States. It Is of
(juifk, sturdy growth. It long has been
known that alcohol could be made from
this plant, but It is only within the last
few months that steps have been takes
to utilize this knowledge In a commer
cial way by the manufacture of dena
tured alcohol from the large bulb which
forms a part of the growth. This bulb
is situated just above the ground and
frequently is a foot in diameter. The
percentage of alcohol which it contains
Is said to be larger than in any other
known product.
It was not until in the last session of
Congress that authority was granted
for the manufacture of denatured alco
hol from the sotol plant. As a result
of this Federal permission, a sotol dis
tillery has been established at El Paso
and large, shipments of the sotol bulb
are being made from the Alpine section
to that place for conversion into the
denatured product.
When the early Spanish explorers
first penetrated the region along the
Uio Grande Itiver below Alpine, more
than two centuries ago, they found that
the Pueblo and other Indian tribes had
a knowledge of the alcoholic properties
of the sotol plant Primitive stills were
In operation from which a fiery white
liquor was obtained. The Indians were
wont to lnduige freely in this native
intoxicant. The sotol liquor still is n
favorite beverage among the Mexicans
of the border. The American cowboy
of this region has an intimate knowl
edge of the "lighting" qualities of thk
liquor. It Is one of the phases of inl
tlation which the tenderfoot is always
put through uiion the border ranches,
J he main objection to the stuff Is
that you've got. to run a mile to get
your breath after you have taken
arms or it," said a cowboy the other
day.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Pnothins
Pyruithb st rcmeilv to use fur itieir cliiliirej
luniig the teulljiUi.ieriod. -
IIU I rem i' of Advertising;.
"We want to do something big to ad
vertise that new play," said the New
i'oik manager.
'Well,' answered the press agent,
which kind of a play is it? One to
ivhii'h you invite the attention of the
ergy or the attention of the police?"
Washington Star.
Plenum t for Both.
Niar Sighted (jiient (at banqtirt) 1
presume tho next thing will bo a long
end tiresome gpwch from tome talkative
guy.
Man Sitting Next O, I suppose so. I'm
the talkativt guy that has to make the
pttck.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS,
PAZO OINTMENT is iruaranteed to euro liny
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudinsr
Piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c
PerUh the Thought!
Gladys If be talks to you like that he'f
(oo impertinent. I junt wouldn't stand
iny of his lip.
Esmeralda His lip! The Idea! He
bos never prosmned id far as to kiss me,
Hiss (Joovius!
Another Horror.
Exchange Editor Let me see Mark
Twain had a degree of some kind con
ferred on him. didn't he?
Literary Editor Yes; since he incorpo
rated himself I believe he has taken the
degree of Ltd.
Effect on the ftldntr Generation.
iJiattacted Mother (opening the door of
the playroom) What ate you boys mak
ing all this terrible racket about?
Her Youngest We're piayin' Congress,
maw. e ve just had a mrssage from the
pies'dunt ! Chicago Tribune.
For 16c,
Everybody lovea parllewt regetable
and brilliant llowen. Therefore, to
fain you utt a customer we oiler:
1000 kernels Fine Onion Seed.
1000 " Rich Carrot Seed.
1000 " Celery, 100 Parsley.
1000 " Juicy Radish Seed.
1500 " Buttery Lettuce Seed.
1500 " Tender Turnip Seed.
1500 M Sweet Rutabaga S'd.
100 " Melons, 100 Tomato.
1200 " Bf Qliwt Flowering Annaili
In all 10,000 kernels of warranted
northern grown eettH, well worth.
(1.00 of any man's money (ineludtnu
Mg Catalog) all postpaid Cor but 16c
In stamps.
Ami if you Bend 20e we add a paok
aeeof Farliet l'eept 'lay Sweet "urn.
Big Plant, Tool and Seed Catalog
tree to in lending buy era. Write for
tme vxittv.
TEE JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO,
LaCROSSE, WIS,
Rndcriiiice.
Tlnnktn Do you think you could rid
ainety-eight miles on horseback in seven
teen hours straight.'
Fyle No, but I walked the floor nin
hours Ktraight with a squalling baby last
ight, and I'm willing to bet that no
'resident of the United States can do
hat. Chicago Tribune.
CITC Bt. VltuB' Pnnco aim . orvom lMaease perm a
Ti 1 J nently cared by Dr. A .iae's Greut Nerve Iio
itorer. Send tor TKEE $2 00 trml bottle end treatise.
Dr. B. U. Kline. Ld., 31 Arch bt.. Philadelphia, Pa.
)
The 2
FLYERS"
are the
O.R.&N.
fast through trains
between
PORTLAND and
SPOKANE
WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A.
Portland
Almost a. Good.
Little Ikey came up to his father
with a very solemn face.
"Is it true, father," he asked, "that
aiarriaKc is a failure?"
His father surveyed him thought
fully for a moment.
"Well. Ikey," he finally replied, "if
rou get a rich wife it's almost as good
i a failure." Lippincott's.
Why Sbc Declined.
A young woman entered a crowded
street oar with jj pair of skates on her
rm. An elderly gentleman at once
arose and offered her his seat.
"Thank ymi very much." she said,
sweetly, "but I don't care about sitting
lown ; I've been skating all after
ioou." Harper's Weekly.
TOWERS FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF
OILED CLOTHING
looks beHer-wears long
and gives more fevv
bodily comfort
Decuube cur on "Np .
large pairerns. yer
costs no more than
the "jusi as good kinds
5UI153Q9SUCKER3I3Q9.
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
Sign of the Fish X3-J
Every garment
waterproof . "StlbRW
CATALOG f RCt
A J TOvVfP CO BOSTON USA
BASE BALL GOODS
Goldsmith Leajnie Balb $1.00
Reach Leatrue Balls 1.00
Roach Official American League Ball 1.25
Reach Baseball Gloves 25c to 3.00
Reach Baseball Mitts sSC to 6.00
Reach Shoe Plates, pair IOC and 25c
Reach Bats 25c, 60c, 75c and $1.00
Suits compiete. including shirts, pants, atock
inps, cap and belt, made of Rood quality
outinfr flannel, in prey or royal blue $1.50
Heavy Outinir Flannel, per suit 2.00
Men's sizes 50c extra.
NO CHARGE FOR CASING OR CARTAGE
Send for comp ete catalogue.
POaTLAND, or
GRIP IS PREVA
LENT AGAIN. A
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for.
The efficiency of Peru
nais so well known that
its value as a grip rem
edy need not be ques
tioned. The grip
yields more quickly if
taken in hand prompt
ly. If you feel grippy
get a bottle of Peruna
at once. Delay is alrriost
certain to aggravate
your case.
For a fre illustrated booklet entitled
"The Truth About Peruna," address
The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Mailed postpaid.
HOWA KD K. HCn rON. Assayer a-3 ChsmlM,
Iea(iville, Colornuo. Specimen Prices: Oulit,
Bllver, 1, ad, SI ; (fold, Silver,?-; Oofa, 6oc; Zinc or
Copper, vl. t'yaniil'j t'nts. Slailing envelopes and
full pricelist sent ofi application. Control and Ura
pire work solid led. l.eiurcucfel ('tubooute Kar
Loual iiuuk.
uiiTienM admc rn no third st
What is said to be the largest collec
tion of coins is in the public cabinet of
antiquities at lenna, which contains
about 12.",000 pieces.
The Eeason I Make and Sell More Men's $3.0G
& $3.50 SUjos Than Any Other Manufacturer
It because I eiv ti. -frer the bereflt of the moit
complete orgamzit.un of traced czperU uid (lulled
f r.oemakerf In coootry.
1 be i"lect:on of the leathers for each pert of the ihoe,
and every detail of the znakfne In evrv deturtment im
looked after by the beet Ihoemaken In the shoe industry.
Ii I could show run how carefully W. L tonf!as shoe,
are made, yuu bjqM then nrdersterd why they hold their
shape, lit better, aud wer losger tli&n any other make.
My Method of Tanning the Soles makes them Mora
Flexible ai d Longer Wearing than any others.
Shoes for Every Member sif the Fnmlly,
JUcu, lliiy, Womrn, M Uses nul Children.
For hy shop dealers everywhere.
PAllTlflM I None Kinuiiie without W. 1. DourIm
WMU I IUI1 i iiume and price Kiampfl on bottom.
Fait Color Eyelets Used Exclusively. Catalog mailed tree
W. L. DOUGLAS. 167 Spark St.. Brockton. Mas.
P N U
No. 8-09
WHEN writing: to advertisers pleaae
mention tliia paper.
r ii ill Ifrt 'ii "Sj"uXifJ n J.? I
Like Thaw.
Redd It's In ordor for some one to
name his airship after Thaw.
Greone Why soT
Redd Because when It is sent up It
seems to be very uncortain Just how
long It is going to stay uj Youkera
Ktutoamnn.
IM1
53
Coughing Spells
re promptly relieved by a sin
gle dose oi tiso's Cure. The
tepilar use of this famous re
medy will relieve the worst
lorm of coiishs, colds, hoarse
ness, bronchitis, asthma anddis-ei'-es
of the thrift and lunss.
Absolutely free from harmful
dnijrs ana opiates. For half a
century the household remedy
ia millions of homes.
At all dnmirUta', 25 eta.
You Can Get Allen's foo(-Cae fREC.
. Write Aliens. Olmsted, Le Kov, N. Y., for a
ree sample of Allen's Foot-KuVe. It cures
iweatitiK, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
lew or tifht shoes easy. A certain cure for
orn8. iiiL'tow inK nails and bunions. All drtig
iisUsellit. 25e. lon't accept any substitute
Hope Deferetl.
(Yhen first I sought the writers' ranks
Uy verse was taken in with thanks.
Tis years since that initial splash
They've never sent the promised cash.
To' wait and get no pay, I find,
ts worse than having things declined.
riovr-l-"iri PWn Dealer.
Jnat Detneen Themselves.
Actress (sotto voce) Sh, no one
must know of this!"
Actor (surveying slim audience)
My dear, you may speak out; there Is
o one to hear us." .ludsre.
Mix for Colds.
To one-half pint good whiskey, add
ne ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one
junce Toris compound, which can be
procured of any drupgist. Take in
teaspoonful dots b?for? each meal and
aefore retiring. This relieves
The Kind You Have Always Jiouarht has borne the sisna-
3 vai.sa. a. i icniltl, ilini Jias MUCH I1KKIO IIU(16r HIS
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-g-nod" are but Experiments, and endanger tlie
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys AVornis
and allays Feveiishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving- healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In
IlsSsXj
Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENT.UH COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET, NrW YORK CITY.
a
lours,
Me.
and cures any cold that is cura-
p ret-
On? of the Sign..
"Col. Ounnsonie in getting to he a
:f Dig man in polities, isn t he:
"Yes ; whenever he eallH on the Presi
dent h has to he careful to expla'n to
the reporter that his visit has no po:;ti-
I significance."
A Flavoring. It make a
syrup better than Maple.
jt Sold by grocer.
Fralnsie.
Xan Where did Kit ever finJ him sr.l
'hy did she marry him? What a wi:h-
rd. in;ienificirt little speoinieu he is!
Fan That mj he. but she picked him
From a magnifioent family tree.
f -Tls-lnlrWra-iP
man discovers tTiat be
uitusea, no tt' on
As soon as a
cannot reform
the world.
Tliera Is always something happen
to keep you excited.
THE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE.
EASE AND GOOD WEAR
You could never hope to buy a more stylish or serviceable
6hoc than the "Leading Lady." It is rieht uo-to-date in
ance and fits the foot Derfectlv from the verv first, itoai.io
uviug ijiiu anu tomiortaoie, tne
wears much Ionsrer than most shoes. It is so well
made that it lasts twice as long as the average shoe,
and will retain its shape to the end.
Why buy inferior shoes when, with the some
money, you can get the "Leading LadyT" Your
dealer will supply you; if not, write to us.
Look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the sole.
FREEH you will aend us the name of a dealer who does
nor nanuie Leading- Latly Mtocs, we will send you frw. post'
paid, a beautiful picture of Martha Washinsion. sie 1S20.
w c also make Itonorpilt !hoes. Martha Washington Com-
uin.imm, 1 eruia iusnioa Miots and special .Merit
acnooi snoes.
F.MAYER BOOTS? SHOE CO. Je V 3
MIL W ALKE t, V ISCON SIN $-iTJ
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