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Why Doss Et Cure
Not because It 13 Sarsaparilla,
but bocauso it is a mcdlcino of
peculiar merit, composed of more
than twenty different remedial
pgenta effect! n s phenomenal
cures of troubles of tho blood,
stomach, liver and bowels.
Thus Hood's Saraupnrilla euros scrof
ula, eczema, anemia, catarrh, nervous
nos3, that tired feeling, dyspepsia, loss
of appetite, and builds up 1,1k; eyistom.
(Jut it tmlny in tlin umkiI liijuiil form or iu
chocylutud UMot form called Sursutubs.
ICIt'viitnr Tally,
The elevator I my was "sweet" on tha
pretty stenographer.
"Ynii (-coin ill a good humor this even
ing, l'.illyV" she commented as she en
tered the ear at the tenth Hour.
"You bet." chuckled Hilly, straight
ening up his tie, "1 feel like I am on a
hunling trip."
"Inb-cd ! In' what wnv?"
"Why, I am bringing down n 'dear.'"
And she blushed and said he was tho
nicest buy In town.
An a Gcriitic-Mi",
Coal Merchant Ah. well, wo mustn't
complain of i-id weather. It kills mi
crobes, yon know.
Customer (making out n check) Yes;
I notice thai in your ease it lias killed
the poverty microbe.
On'y One "BKOMO CUININE"
That is LAXATIVE I'.KO.MO UUININK. Look
for the lienature of K. W. GUOVE. Used the
World over to Cure u Cold in One Day. 2bc.
Sneezing is the best brnin clearer
known. Mniy persons conclude nn at
tack of faintness, or fanning, with a vio
lent sneeze. Our Ancestors took snu.T
from a belief in tin; elliraey of sueezimr.
lint tobacco so taken is in part absorbed
into tlie hi -hiiI a ml hurts the system.
Mother vlll find Mrs. 'Win si cry's Sfth!r
Pynii the h s' remedy to uso Zo llicirtu Mr ii
tluiiuij 'bu tee thing p'.T'.od.
TlioiiKlit Hp t'tutcrstooil,
"Now, vicing gentlemen," said the pro-fc-Mir
of morfl j 1 3 1 ' J ' ; 1 1 1 v in winding up
his little talk to the class "you mid t
staml, do you not, what I ni'.in when I
use the trrm 'ethical and intellectual iiris-Ue-rn-y'Y"
"Vis, sir," nnswered the young man
with the bad eye; "it means being gl'cit
and good, in your mind."
Don 111 ful Testimonial.
Fhuiger 1 low do you like your new
preacher?
Iiigshy Firut rate. Ile' so ngreen
b!e; never t:lks religion to you at till,
you know.
The inuntiserliil; of Charles Lamb's
hciiutll'iil essay, "Dream Children," Is
for sale In London. It Is written on
two folio leaves, nnd Is set within an
appropriate binding by Itiviere. Tin?
price of this treasure is SI,L'."0: and in-
r.ipos of this piece of intorinat ion It in
Interesting to reineiuher that for two
yeai'H of his work upon the "Kiln" es
says Lamb received only ,fs."0.
At the last session of the Indiana
Legislature a law was passed roipiirina
the Jtailroad Commission to cull into
conference annually the superintend
ents of all railroads opera tiiif? in In
diana to review th - accident record of
the year and delermine what, could be
(bun; to improve tin; record. At tin'
liii-etln held recenlly the general man
hkt of the Pennsylvania Lines dis
tributed 100 copies of "The Confession
of a Itailrojid Signal Man," by Janief)
O'Kiiffin, btdievin Unit this book would
have more inlluence tluui any slate-
iiicnt that he could make on (lie subject
of discipline and obedience to rules.
In Dr. Nicoll's "Life of Ian M ic
larcn" the author tidls us that that
writer "had the book collector's rever
ence for books; lie never marked n
book In his life." Clement Shorter
takes Issue with Dr. Nicoll on thin
point and says that "the real book
collector, as disl in-iiislied from tho
postage stamp collecting sort of per
nonage, marks his hooks without end,
scribbles on the margins, as Coleridge
did, makes his own index on tin; fly
leaves, and is omto reckless as to
whether he is delrncting from their
value for some oilier person, 'J'lie real
hiMilc collector is fashioned like one
who said long ago that 'He boiigitt
his books for himself and not for hi.-
( Xeclltors.' "
CATARRH IN HEAD
Pe-ru-na-
Pe-ru-na.
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2
A t,
FUTURE RULER OF ITALY 13
PROUD OF HIS MANY UNIF0RM3
PJTC St. Vitua' Dnnre una "n-nim permn
I 1 I J nently curd liy I)r. i -Ine'n liretit Nere lie
utorer. Send for FREE $2 00 tlcil bottle mill treiitio.
Dr. K. 11. Kliiio. LA., M Arch St., l'Liludeluhiu, l'n.
Hip nnileuKy.
John IJockcfellcr made, be says, sixty
five million dunks
On four thousand dollars borrowed; oh,
he rolled it up in chunks,
I feel that I could do as well or 'most
as well as he,
But no one seems to long to lend four
thousand plunks to me.
Houston Post.
f the nios! Interesting
in Mrs. L:l,i Iliggi.i
; book on "Alaska : t In
The city is, according
it: once so pagan and
refined.
supp!i-'S
Xoni" is one
places described
son's fori hconiin;
(J rent Count ry."
to her account,
so civilized, so crude and si
It has a water system that
Its households, with steanipipes laid
parallel to the waterpipes to thaw
them in winter. It has not a yard of
sewerage. It has a wireless telegraph
station, a telephone service, nn eleclric
light plant and It is seeking munici
pal steam heating. There are three
good newspapers, three banks, churches,
hospitals, and a club of which iie
wives of the members form the most
exclusive society of the North.
MR. WM. A. I'Rf SSLR.
I.fr. William A. Tresscr, 1722 Third
ave., Moline, 111., writes:
"I have been suffering from catarrh
in the head for the past two inont'h
and tried innumerable so-called reme
dies without avail. No one knows how
I have suflYred, not only from the dis
ease itself, but from mortification wher
in company of friends or strangers,
"I have used two bottles of your,
medicine for a short time only, and it
effected a complete medical cure, and
what is better yet, the disease has not
returned.
"I can most emphatically recommend
Peruna to all sufferers from this dis
ease."
Read This Experience.
Mr. A. Thompson, Box 65, R. R. 1,
Martel, Ohio, writes: "When I began
your treatment my eyes were inflamed,
nose was stopped up half of the time,
and was sore and scabby. I cou'.d not
rest at night on account of continual
hawking and spittiag.
"I had tried several remedies and
was about to give up, but thought I
would try Peruna.
' After I had taken about one-third
of a bottle I noticed a difference. I
am now completely "cured, after suffering
with catarrh for eighteen years.
"I think if those who ere afllictcd
with catarrh would try Peruna the-y
would never regret it."
Peruna is manufactured by the Peru
na Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Ask your eiruggist for a free Peruna
almanac for 19bl.
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hm; Kind lou iluvt; Always liouglit lias bonus tho .signa
ture of Ciias. II. J'lcU Iier, and Is.iH been imue under lti
. iieisonal siijieiu'sioii re om v ;i jrars. Allow no oikj
to de civo you in tPiy. CUtil rtv.is, Jmitations an I
.Jii.t-as-jrool" aro !:it IlMit riineiits, i.nd iniangcr ti;o
Iiealtii ot Children i:xicriciico ajfulnst Jivpcriniciit.
What is CASTORS A
C'nsforia is a harmless stih.stHuta for Castor Oil, Parr.
fcoric, Jlrops and Soothinif Syrups. It ii i'lcasant. Ifc
coiitiuus iieilhcr (.'iiii, farphiae nor other .Narcotic
substance. Its ago is its g-aura;; tee. It destroys Worms
nd allays l-!veri.slijioss. I t cures Diarrlio a and "Wind
C(dif. It relieves TeeJ hinsr Troubles, cures Contipatioj
and Flatitlency. Jt ;ssiinilates tho Food, regulates tl:o
Stoinaeli and JJowels, givintr health-y and natural fcleep.
Tne Children's I'anacea Tho ilother's Friend.
Tlio Kind Yen Ha?e Always Bouglit
2 ears th.o GiprnaturG of
'3
7 i? A
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THt CENTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET, NEW YORK CITY.
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Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for (ho fwt. It euros
painful, swollen, nmartinii, sweating feet. Makes
new nhoe.s ea.iy. So! 1 by all DnuriHtd and Shoo
Stores. I'in't acrept anv Hubstittite. Samplo
KKKE. AJdre.3 A. S. OIni:;tel, Lo Koy. N. Y.
The V.'roiiur f linrjje.
"Ollicer," snid the police m.i. cist rate,
"what is the chars" n.-iinst this mnnV"
"I dsonlerly conduct, you honor. He
npiro;u bi'il two chorus Indies to whom
ho had never been introduced and in
vited them to hive a Thanksgiving din
ner at. his expense."
"That wasn't disorderly conduct It
v:is reckless daring."- Judiro.
Breaks a Cold Promptly
The following formula is a never
failing remedy for colds:
One ounce of Compound Syrup of Sar
saparilla, one ounce Toris Compound
and one half pint of good whisky, mix
and shake thoroughly each time and I
use in doses of a tablespoonful every
four hours.
This if followed up will cure an acute
cold in 2-1 hours. The ingredients can
be gotten at any drug store.
Pry Wenlliep.
They lured n girl to dust
A girl both triiil nnd trusted;
Bin1 took nil the dust in sight
And then the dust girl dubted.
'liicago News.
LET IT BANG.
Ronilrnn.
IVneath the moon prosaic day
IJpcoincs a fairyland. Her ray
Throws o'er the world a gauzy screen,
Kevealing beauties in a scene
Whose faults but girllwh suns betray.
lrrT' nr liem tx"eane eYPry yenr
tlie rftniliTprm ft new ptinplv. frplily
lesO'il anil put up. Yen rim no risk of
pee: ly Kept I TrnnniUlt Jtorhg. We tnko
llu'l'ioim: yen ret ilierepulii. Pnyefthft
ltt-st etulpiM il fiiiU ruest CT M-rl ie'l prow-
ithim .in-'ilrii. It is lo eer ain'nnJ.'ine to
p-itixfv y,u. e will. IVr Mle every
i.eie. emr Se,-, Annual li-ee.
Write to
D. M. FFY & CO,
Dottit, Mich.
WINCHESTER
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AT FACTORY PRICES
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USitik-ieShot. (M.del n4) 5.00
22 Kepeal. r. (M.ilel l'.iU 8.50
2-J IO peater. (Model I . -'. 10.80
2:va. .is-l(i. 4I-4H. (M.nlel 1S.C)... 13.15
2.V:i,r. :ki-;!ii. octagon Imrrel. (Mmlel '!V4) 16.53
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house rices.
HUDSON ARMS CO.
Seeiet (f n Society Woninii fir lie.
tnlniiiK oiilhfiil Ueaiily.
One of the youiij; old women, who,
despite a full (10 summers, still li'ilds
her own as one of the lirst figures in
Now York City society, was asked by
a young miss, tired bv her first few
months in the social whirl, how she
preserved her appearance of youth in
laee nnd figure, in spirit and even
vivacity.
"I relax one hour in the 21," renin o:
the woman tersely, nnd that explained
it all.
One Inuir every afternoon this wo
man gives herself to complete relaxa
tion in a darkened room. She does not I
permit herself to think of any of the I
distractions of her social rouiine: she i
does not think of friend or enemy cr
of herself. Uelaxaiion is not alone for
the society woman, but the woman in
all ranks.
"1 believe I should lose mv mind if
I did not relax every day," this wo
man once said.
Doubtless she talked without know
edge ol the treatment of an English
physician in the case of a society
woman wiiose nerves were so tattered
that there was grave danger of a men
tai e-oiiapse. the woman was made to
lie on a couch, with her hand over the
side holding a small paper weight. As
soon as she so far forgot herself as to
b-t the weight drop to the floor she was
to go about her regular afternoon call
in;; and receiving. The woman scoffed
at the treatment when it was made
known ; she tried it, her nerves were
cured, nnd then wondering she asked
the physician for the secret.
"What you needed was absolute re
laxation, if only for nn Instant each
afternoon," lie said, "and the final
point iu relaxing was reached when
you forgot the weight in your hand
nnd it aroused you by its bang on the
floor."
There seems to be a lesson to every
fagged woman in this little incident.
Ask your family physician. He will
tell you the way to grow old grace
fully is to learn the rare art of relaxation.
Motive I'ower.
"Yes, indeed: I've had many a good
time taking my motor boat oat fur an
nil day fishing trip,"
"About how much fluid do vou us in a
dsyV"
"Aw, don't ask a man that! How do
yon suppose I know (), you nian how
i. i-ii h gasjIiLV? About four gal'.oLs or
so."
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
FAZO OINTMKNT is Riiaranteed to cure any
case of Itchinir. liliml, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in G to 11 days or money refunded. COc.
Sympathy.
The .100-pound visitor at the live stock
show leaned over tlio eile of the pen in
which lay the (Mi-pound hog, stretched
out at full length on the floor and breath
ing stertorously.
'"It's pretty touch on you and mo. old
chap, isn't it," wheezed the fat visitor,
"to bo prize beauties'.'" Chicago Tribune.
iwiPLEl
A Flavoring. It maLeM a
jSJ eyrup Letter than Maple.
I U?1 0& J- Sold ly grocers.
Msen.l ie?c m stamps ana recti
R barley yieliiinjr 13 bu. per
h Dollar Gra-.n. Ots, Suiltz. et
SS3 Per Salzer's catalog page 123. !X53g
Largest growers of setd barle7, oats, wheat, tl
spelts, corn, potatoes, grasses, cbnf.rs and K
farm seeds in the world. l;ig cats' 1; free: or, K
send 10c in stamps and receiva i am pies of r'
e. liiilion Mi
LIU.,
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rm ieed ncvv.iy t;
Lz Ores
t.'it: v fed
-rt!i SiO.OO to tet a start with. Or. stnd k?
1 I-.C and v,- aU'i a f.-.'nn:e fa
never seen by you before.
S:.L2ER StEO CO., Eex PC.
THE PfclNCE
03 OF PIEDMONT
This little bov will I
SOllil
one
in if
prin
king of Italy
a very rettuit
igster in the
day. 'l'he iiicturo is
ami shows the you;
r;n of a colonel of the guard. The
e, who Is the only son of King
y1 IFYOUVC
n NEVER WORN
sse. Wis. H
I
Humbert nnd Queen Helena, is a robust,
merry child, who delights in donning
his various uniforms and "playing sol
dier with his little friends lie was I
born Sept. 1.". p.M'4 and rejoices in the
11:11110 of Humbert Nicholas Thomas
the first after his paternal grandfather,
the second after his maternal grand
father, the ruler of Montenegro, and
Thomas after the Duke of Genoa, his
father's cousin.
1 v. m '1 1 . 1 r
Mm
you've yet
to learn the bociilv
1 '1 '
comrcrr it gives m
the wettest weather
MADE FOR
Hard service
AND
GUARANTEED
WATERPROOF
AT ALl O0Q0 STORES
CATALOG FREE
A J TOWEP CO. BOSTON. U 5.A.
TCMZtt CANADlW LaUMITCD. TOOOKTO CAN
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Dcctcr
Tht.i wondr-fu man hns
made a iifestudy of the
prenerties vf I:oo';i.
Iferl s and Bark.s. and
rivincr the v. or'd the
beneatof his berviccH.
s No Mercury, Poisons
cr Drus IJied. N o
j Operations or Cutting
Guarantees 0 cure Catarrh, Asthma. I.une,
S o-iach anil kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of Men and VVurnen.
A UKE CANCER CURE
Jur-t re.-eivtd fn-m Pekln, China safe, sure
ai.J reiiab.e. U:it"ai!intr in its worl.s.
If you cannot cdl, write f:r syn:prom blank
atid circular, inciuse 4 cents ia staini'S,
COfJSULTATiON TRUE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
1G21j first St., cor. Morrison, Portijnd, Or.
rVcccsiKii ry PrcliminnrT.
The young man with the engaging smile
was offering his assistance in preparing
the dainties that were to be sold at the
church social.
"In making these popcorn balls." he
asked, "what is the first thins lo do'.'"'
"Wash jour hands.'' said tho nractiea
young woman ho was overseeing the job.
she
Pnrluer In Jclit.
".My tooth is just killing nie
complained.
"Why don't you go to the dentist
about it?" asked he.
T.eeause." said she, "I owe him
money."
"You and I sivin to be in hard luck"
said he. "Now look at tne. Kvery time
I go out in my automobile It breaks
down right in front of some storb where
I owe a lot of money."
I
ir.T Kicfe.
"I don't mind (hiding a gray hair or
two In my own hair," sighed the bache
lor girl, who shows some few signs of
the sere and. yellow leaf, "but when
I pay for a nice bunch of lovely
brown curls and have to pick them out
of those, too, It Isn't fair. Do you
think it is?"
Why, Cert!
The customer bad linnded over a check
in payment of his long overdue milk bill.
"Is it a certified check?'' asked the col
lector. "No, nnd it doesn't need to be; I'm per
fectly good. That's an impudent ques
tion to nsk."
"I guess you'd better pot it certified,"
said the collector. "Vou insist ou haviny
certified milk."
Xo Srnrrlty,
"la this the financial editor?"
"Yes. sir."
"Just to settle a bet, will you please
tell nie if there is such a thing ns a $3
till?"
"Certainly. I had n 3 Mil in my
possession this morning, nnd I stopped
nt the grocer's on my way downtown
nnd paid It. You lose."
! Tmim k il J it J i
f r t s 1 v s v-' 1 v . ' r
T J I - v-i (-J Ui U U S U U U :
1 ' " i
The 2
I "FL
YERS"
are the
-Nohlenne OIiIIbp.
The youthful (Jeorg'e W.-isbington had
just declared that lie couldn't tell a lie.
"How would it look," be said, "for a
future President of tlie I'niled States to
be eligible for menilu'i-sbio in nn An.-nii-is
bib?"
Thereupon lie trimmed the elierrv tre
he bad cut down, and preceded t.) mak
a big sti.-k out of it. Chicago Tribune.
When the dimpled baby's hungry, what
does the baby do?
It doesn't lie serenely and merely sweetly
coo ;
The hungry baby bellows with all its little
might
Till someone gives it something to curb
its appetite.
The infant with the bottle which stills its
fretful cries
A lesson plainly teaches: It pays to advertise.
The lamb lost in the hillside when dark
ness closes round
Stands not in silence trembling and wait
ing to be found ;
Its plaintive bleating echoes across the
vales and meads
Until the shepherd hears it. and, hearing,
kindly heeds.
And when its fears are ended, as on his
breast it lies.
The lamb has made this patent: It pays
to advertise.
The fair nnd gentle maiden who loves the
bashful boy
Assumes when in his presence a nianner
tht is coy ;
She blushes and she trembles till he per
ceives at last.
And clasps her closely to him and gladly
holds her fast.
And as he bends to kiss her and as she
serenely sighs.
This fact is demonstrated: It pays to ad
vertise. Chicago Hecord Herald.
The Tveasja I Meke ana Sell STore Ken's 3 CO
co SaoM Than Any Other Manufacturer
is Vesnre I 7iv the wtai-fr the Veft of U15 trust
coimilel" urp.iniiition of trained experts kod etui. 4
8h.-t-T..ir:erg m the country.
The selection of the leatherj for each rart cf the tho
nnd every detail of the nnk ni? in every der.-rti,--rt Is
locked after y the bts I phoctriierB in ti.'e ehoe :rr:ut; -
If I could show you how caiffullv W. L Dcur'.Hj shots
are mad, you woull then undeisturd why tfcev hold thiir
ihape.. at better, and wear longer than any other lriw e.
My Method of Tanning the Soles n akes ti:en: Mi re
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others.
Shoe, fur Kvery Vc.i.her of tho ramilv,
Men, Ioy, 1 emeu, SI ie and Children.
"F'-r :il.' by nhoe ileitlers eyervw' ei-e.
rflilTlilN I OMe s''jiiiiuii uititunt w. n,M
vnw ivii , iiauiH hiiu iri
Fait Color Eyelets Used Ex
O. R. & N.
fast through trains
between
PORTLAND and
Son!' Mr?
i a irii 1 1
VAI. MciMURRAY, G. P. A. J
i crtiarK
P N U
No. 4-09
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mix do Aa
TIIAT AN!
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v ' DO AND
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Get it from
your Grocer
Sho Talk.
Cigar Dealer Ves. that is my wife
over there the one with the fine wrap
per. American filler, nnd perfecto
shape. Judge.
A genius is a man who has a Uuucb
i the ordinary mau lacks.
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mUi mpdy foi coutflit, cuids. hronchitit.
stnma, hoararnoa and throat and
am I .U I. 1
unit win-ujiu. ii goes airrci to
the teat of the trouhle and (rnerallf
retotr healthy conditions. Mother
can give their children Piso't Cure
with perfect confidence m its curative
Pwrni and freedom from opiate,
amou for half a century.
At all drugsiatV, 25 cts.
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rvitf
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Self-(,iii,loii.' I'm
The ordinary Ktnriis!
1-e suspe'ted d" iiiiytbii.
ter of fact, 'l'he nnuv
the more intent he is
over with a j-ke or a
"lang. Truth.
liiticn.
uuan hates to
but the niat
deeily be feels
on slurring it
bit of useful
Kuilinrr.-iistiiii.
Maml What made yen blush so
when you were talking to Jack just
now j
Relle Why, hew could I help It; I
was telling him the naked truth.
Toledo ISIade.
Carelessness Is the great sin of Anier
Iitins. Nearly all the trouble pivplij
have Is the result nf carelessness.
If ell can make your scheme
ou are a very uuusu.il tuaa.
4.'ood,
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K C Baking Powder will do it I Get 1
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favorite cake. If
J it doesn't raise better, more e-enlj higher,
u k isnt daintier, more delicate in flavor,
we return your money. Everybody
i-kxsM agrees K C has nn enn.-tl I
-.-v w i we
1
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