Peculiar toeltself
In selection, I roportlon and combination
of Ingredients,
In the process by which their remedial
values are extracted and preserved,
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy,
Curing the widest range of diseases.
Doing tlio most good for the money,
Iluvlng the most medicinal merit,
And the greatest record of cures,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known asSarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
I'rultiiltly 1
"Mr. Honkiiisoti," snid the mother of
the young woman to the youth whom she
suietrl of an ambition to become a
member of the family, -"have you ever
' been baptized?"
"Once, I think," he answered, hesitat
ingly. Ciuix e nnil Effect,
The Doctor That is a point In thera
peutics I shall have to look up. I find I
aw crowing rusty.
'ltie Professor Hasty? Then there is
too much iron in your blood.
A lilt li.hj, Till..
Porpoise What is the whale blowing
about?
Dogfish Oh, he got so mnny notices
for his feat In swallowing Jonah he's
been blowing ever since. Boston Transcript.
By the addition of "20-Mule-Team" Horax to
the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo
biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and
jrrease will bo quickly removed without destruc
tion of the varnish: in fact, the varnish will be
benefited by the process ordinnrily.
The cow's udder is kept in a clean, healthy and
smooth condition by washing it with "20-Mu!c-Team"
Borax and water. This prevents rough
ness and soreness or cracked teats which make
milkinir time a dread to the cow and a worry to
the milker.
The miik pail is kpt free from stateness, slimi
ness and stickiness if it is washed with "20-Mule-Team"
Borax and water one tublespooniul to a
quart of water. Packed 'a, 1, and 5 lb packanes.
KASPARILLA
This sterling household remedy is most
successfully prescribed for a "world of
troubles." For derangements of the di
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali
mentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity. Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
ness, headache, backache and despond
ency due to inactivity of the liver,
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
If Jt fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
Hoyt Cijemicai, Co. Portland, Oregon
Ih vonr mouth Mmiliir In nny way to the nhovc
bo. 110 nt-t'.l to weir wohtily, unusntilr imrfinl platt
or ill-titling, onitnury trid work. Tim lr. H ist'
H.vsieni of
"TEETH WITHOUT PLATES "
I ho remill of 21 yrarV x cr.enrt. t lio nvvr w.iy of
ri''!'"'in teeth in ihn n with -teeth in (act. tooth in
flppoHrunee. tooth to ohow our food upon, nsjo'i
did tiion jonr nnturtil onow. Onr force in fo ori'im
irvtl we rim do jour tmtiro crown, bridge or -hiie
work in a dny if neeexwiry. 1'cwit hrly pujnk'rf-t vx-tmotinK-
Only hiyh-eliwH. wiontitio work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Ir. W . A. U'iso. Mtinniror.. 21 yours in Portland.
8oeond FliMr, ruilmti Ituildin, Third and Wash
ItiKton Si roots. Uffioo Iioui-h, h A, M. to 1. M. Hun
dan, 9 to 1 i M, I'ainlo Kit rttotinu, dOe; idntuH.
lb up. 1'honoH A and Main 'AJy.
:- -r-,r r.'z. .-.r- t . - ir. z?3i?z
( j
if
The Kind You Ilnvti Always Bought has borno the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, mid has been made under his
personal supervision for over CJO years. Allow no one
to deeeivo you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-good " arc but Kjerinients, and endanger the
health of Children Uxpcrieiu'o against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
' eon tains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms
and allays Fevcrishness. Jt eures Diarrluea, and AVind
Colic. It relieves Teething; Troubles, eures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and jSovvcl, giving' healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panaecu The Mother's Friend.
Tlie Kind You Me Always Bought
S7
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CtNTUH CMMIH, TT MUMIUkT Itlltl. MW VONR CITT.
PLOflE
at!
i
l lit wnii in mu innnaiy nine Kin,
ina'aui, picked up a shoppln' bug which
she days sho sc-on nu old lndy drop
an' I thought maybe it was your,
ma'am.
The Lady In the Hall (haughtily)!
There are no old ladies here. It Isn't
mine.
And yet It wan lirrs, Just the same
Cleveland I'laln Dealer.
Strictly Dualneaa.
Inquiring Friend You've given
booze? How did you ever summon
enouch fortitude and self-denial to
that?
Hudger 1 paid a high priced doctor
$25 to tell me what was the matter with
me, and that was his sole prescription,
liy George, I couldn't afford to waste all
that money 1
Amending lh Declaration.
"Has your order been taken?" asked
one of the waiters.
"Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min
utes ago. If it isn't too late, though, I'd
like to change it."
"To change your order, lr?"
"Yes; if you don't mind I'll, change it
to an entreaty."
Mothers will find Mrs. 'Window's Boothln?
Byrup the best rmnedy to use to? their ch iiir O
timing the tuo thing pencil.
The fifth wedding anniversary Is the
"wooden" wedding; the tenth, "tin;" fif
teenth. "cryBial ;" twenty-fifth, "silver;"
thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "golden;"
seventy-fifth, "diamond."
Orluln of the C'oolnena.
Esmeralda I don't care much for auto
mobile riding.
Gwendolen I suppose not; the chauf
feur can't manage the machine with oni
hand.
Prosper I ve Business.
."I'll take your damage case," said
the lawyer, helping to his feet the man
"just hit by an automobile.
"Thank you," replied the victim.
"I'm not much hurt.' but I recognized
that measly chauffeur. He may have
a case for you later." Philadelphia
Ledger.
K plRiiieil nt Last.
"The late I r. .Morgan Dix." said n
clerynian of New York, "had a droll
way or llglitenint: grave subjects witli
Utile humorous nsiden. Once I heard
him addressing n graduating class at a
medical school. He began In this way :
"'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that
the older a man grows the smaller his
brain becomes. This explains why the
old man knows nothing and the young
one everything.' "
CITC Bt. Vitus Dnnre una orvoos uiseano. prm-
1 1 3 nently cored by Dr. i .ine'n Greut Nerve lie
torer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial liottle unit tretie.
Dr. K. H. Kline, Ld., 831 Arch Bt., 1'hilaJelpliia, Pa.
.t Dhapiiolntfd,
Goodman Gonroog I've had
of a job an' I've a great mind
work.
the offer
to go to
I lay mold Storey 1 alwuz knowed ther
wus a yeller streak in you.
Tim Fhiiicus Four.
Each of the following named gentle
men, upon being out late with the boys
has concocted a famous excuse, and.
what i more wonderful, got away with
it. They are: Jonah. Ulysses, Rip Van
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe. Judge.
Fairy Tale.
On the third finger of her left hand the
sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli
taire. "So you're going to marry a prince,
are you?" said the necessary questioner.
"A prince? I don't understand."
"The son of a coal king."
"O, yes," smiled the sweet young thing.
"I'm to be his Cinder Ella."
To Breal in New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder,
tt cures hut, swenting, ai-hing, swollen feet,
'u res rorns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
!l ln:gi;is!3 and shoe steres, 2"e. Dont aecept
i!ivsu list it nte. Sample niai Leil FIIEK, Aibirets
Ulen S. Olmsted, Lu Koy.X. Y.
Coiiceiii! nc Mm. Jypes.
Mrs. Goodsole What satisfaction does
Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo
bile? I never see her riding in it.
Miss Capsicum She isn't deriving any
satisfaction from it now. The Snood let
have bought a finer one.
-.! i
Signature of
A. Flavoring. It males a
ryrup better than Maple.
5 Sold by grocer.
'PER UNA A TONIC OF
GREA T USEFULNESS.
. R. S. THARIN.
. Tharin, attorney at law
and counsel for ..ntKTrust League,
writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W.,
Washington, D. C, as follows:
"Having used Peruna for Catarrhal
disorders, I am able to testify to its
great remedial excellence and do not
hesitate to give it my emphatic en
dorsement and earnest recommendation
to all persons affected by that disorder.
It is also a tonic of great usefulness."
Mr. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On
tario, Can., writes: "Last winter I
was ill with pneumonia after having la
grippe. I took Peruna for two months,
when I became quite well. I also in
duced a young lady, who was all run
down and confined to-the house, to take
Peruna, and after taking Peruna for
three months she is 'able to follow her
trade of tailoring. I can recommend
Peruna for all such who are ill and re
quire a tonic."
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the solid
medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each
tablet is equivalent to one average
dose of Peruna.
iKiireiie Dmoklng um the Increase.
Consumption of cigarettes increased
largely In the United States during the
last fiscal year ended June 30, 100S.
according to the preliminary annual
statement of Internal revenue receipts.
Tobacco revenues generally fell oil, the
public smoking fewer cigars than ti e
preceding year, taking less snuff nr.d
chewing less. But more cigarettes of
all kinds were used.
Less spirits were used than In l')07,
the heaviest falling off being in the
spirits distilled from grain, the reve
nue on which declined over $15,000.uft0.
This would Indicate large decline hi
whisky consumption. The lecr busi
ness, however, continued to grow in
spite of the depression.
The total decrease-in Internal reve
nue, as compared with the preceding
fiscal year, was $1 7,1)98.072.
In 1020.
"Prisoner," said the magistrate se
verely, "you are charged with being a
millionaire. How did you happen to
full?"
"Your honor," responded the trem
bling man at the bar, "In a moment of
weakness I made a book on the races."
"You're not incurable," rejoined the
magistrate, who at heart was not un
kind. "Co ni!d reform by playing the
book of some other fellow. Dismissed."
Philadelphia Ieder.
Fame.
Proud Father My daughter, I suppose,
is getting along famously with her dra
ma tic studies.
Principal (of the school of dramatic
art) Kr yes ; indeed she is. On ar
amateurs' night at one of the theaters re
cently the audience fairly went wild with
enthusiasm when she starred in a little
comedy called "Getting the Hook." Chi
cago Tribune.
Enousrh 1o Wnke Tbcm.
"It's wonderful," said Dubley, "how
wideawake the Japanese have become
in recent years."
"Oh. it's not S) wonderful." replied
the observant man, "when you consider
that they have an earthquake every
night or so in their country." Phila
delphia Press.
ApiiHllInx Itevtilt.
Sadly the mermaid regarded herself
her mirror.
"This," she said, "is the penalty Im
posed by nature for the absurd effort of
my ancestresses, ages ago, to abolish
hips !"
From which we learn how dnnjrermis
it is to meddle wli.li the orderly processes
of evolution.
I'p lo Ilatts
They were looking up at the latest
skyscrapper. "Hut what are these
things sticking out from the sides?"
csked the upstate friend.
"Those? Oh. those are the mil
posts I" answered the New Yorker.
Judge.
3
AN
UNSURPA5SED
REMEDY t
Pwot Cure it an unsunmiM rr-
JM imdy (at coughs, coldt, bronchitis,
asthma, hoarseness and throat and
lunf affections. It goes direct to
the anal of the trouble and trneraHr
restores healthy ronciition. 1 'other
can five their children Pitt's Cute
wdh perfect confctlmce in iu curative
Kwen and ftmvum rrom opiates,
imous for hali m century.
At all druggist', 25 eta.
m
mmmmmmmm$w ; "
milt fmX
do ml ? ffak
ifi ?Mm':
IS i fifgfr
HON
Hon. R. S
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY
A cord of wood ordinarily yields
alKut ouo ton of mechanical pulp or
about ono-half ton of chemical pulp.
There tire nearly fifty clocks on the
giant ocean liner Lusltanbi, controlled
by a master clock in the charthouso.
The IUver Polk flows Into a cuve hi
Iho side of a mountain, and- completely
dlsap'M'ars, at Adelsburg, near Trieste.
An alrgun of large size, working on
the principle of the pneumatic hammer,
has been devised for killing animals in
a humane manner.
Eau de cologne, invented by Johann
Maria Ferina, over two hundred years
ago, is comjKJsed of oils of neroll, cit
ron, bergamot, crange and rosemary.
An Englishman has invented a bicycle
for the blind. In reality, it is a mul
ticycle, carrying twelve riders, led by
n seeing person, -who does the steer
ing. According to the, delegates to the nn
tional opticians' convention in Philadel
phia, women's eyes are weaker than
men's, and more of the fair sex wear
glasses.
The French Ministry is drafting a
bill to make n standard karat for
weighing precious stones, fixed at 20O
milligrams, and prohibiting the word
for any other weight.
Miss Ruby Abrams, who was recently
graduated at the head of the art class
in Cooper Institute, is deaf, and until
a few years ago was also dumb. She
has been an art student ever since she
was graduated at the head of iier class
six years ago at the Institute for the
Improved Instruction of Deaf Mutes.
She has the record of having won four
prizes during her art course."
It is not a hundred years ago sine
stays for women were composed not of
whalebone or hardened leather, but of
bars of iron and steel from three inches
to four inches broad and eighteen inches
long. Again, during the reign of George
III. the top of the steel stay had a long
stocking needle attached to it to pre
vent girls from spoiling their shape by
stooping too much over their work.
Consul General K'ohert J. Wynne
makes the report that the, returns of
shipping and tonnage of the Suez canal
for 1907 show that the net tonnage
exhibits an all round increase, the fig
ures for the last yerir showing an in
crease of 1,2.$2,!'30 tons, as compared
with that of 11)00, and an increase of
1, 51)4,32!) over 1005. Receipts during
1W7 showed an increase of $1,557,000,
'is compared, with 1!)00.
The boring of an artesian well is not
an easy task. The well of Grenelle
(France) required from Dec. 24, 1S33,
to Feb. 20, 1S41, for completion. The
one at Passay of the same depth took
only two years to make. Our engineers
now count upon one year in which to
complete the well of Maisons-f.nrlitte.
This well is already at a depth of 400
meters. It will go to a depth of 550
meters. De DIon-Routon Journal.
Mrs. Phoebe Hideout, of California,
Is the latest recruit to the ranks of the
women bank pi'i sidents. Mrs. Hideout
lias just been elected to succeed her
late husband as the president of the
bank at Oroville, Cal., and also as pres
ident of the bunks at Marysville and
Grldley. The aggregate capital of the
three institutions is said to be more
than $:5,()00.00O. Mrs. William Lang
don, wife of the city attorney of San
Francisco, has been elected president of
life I'nion Savings P.ank at Modesto.
Miss Esther V. Ilassen, of Washing
ion, is to be the chief hospital nurse
of the navy. She is a graduate of the
New Haven Training School for Nurses
and has served in her profession in
Philadelphia, on the hospital ship Re
lief and on the Isthmus of Panama
Her nppointmcnt will make her head of
the corps of women nurses in the nava!
hospitals here and abroad, but not on
ships of war. The corps of naval
nurses will number eventually more
than fifty anil will have an organiza
tion similar to that of the army women
nurses. j
The production of American gems
more than doubled last .year, acordin-
to the covernment reports, the total
value for l'.HiT being J? 171. .".0O, while in i
the preceding year the total was ?2oS.- !
(i0O. The total production of sapphires !
in the l"n!ted States last year was val- :
nod nt S22;.S(jO. Tourmaline is second '
in importance and is placed at !?S1.120.
Among other important gems produced
were clirysoprase, to the value of $45,
000; California, ?25.(HK); turquoise.
$23,S40; spodumene gems (kunzite and
hiddenite), ? 11.500; varicite. utahlit.
and n nit trice, $7,500; rose quartz, beryl,
aquamarine and garnet, each over ?fi,
000. Women postal clerks in Norway have
been promised equal pay with the men
clerks as one of the first results of
their obtaining equal political riirhts.
In the sevententh century, when Eng
lishwomen were stiil recognized as ;is
sessing an economic .and political stat
us side by side with Englishmen, there
was written an interotiiig entry in
the church warden's aeeoutsts of St.
Martln's-iii-the-Fciils, proving that one
Elizabeth ltartlett was intrusted with
the casting of the second bell, and thar
all the women employed thus were paid
nt the same rate as men for the same
work. Another Instance is to be found
In the records of flic Fleet prison, of
whleli tlio first female warden, appoint-
Oil In U't7 on t!i 1.at'a of lur hus
Ifliul. Kitort, rf''ivcl tin s:nm salary
"as tlio said Ui'lKTt li.nl Ix'on ikn-iis-lotiH-d
tt during Illy." There v:is no
talk tlion of duilinlMg tin wmiwu'sf
sphere to work that was paid badlj
Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which 19
carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, vusing
aches, inflammation, stillness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must be expeil -;d from the blood. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell
ing ard other discomfort, enriches tl.e weak, sour blood, and permanently
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
S. S. S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties
needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
system by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advice
free to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Peanut Imported. ;
So many peanuts are eaten In this
country that the native supply is not
sullielent for the demand and about
$3,000 worth of the African nuts were
Imported from Marseilles in 1000 and
over $73,0(;0 worth in 1007. The west
coast of Africa produces quantities of
peanuts.
Society Horror.
"Gayman, I saw you in the conserva
tory the other afternoon embracing an
eldprly spinster."
"I don't deny it, Goodsole. I was try
ing to conserve our natural resources."
"Wh-whatV"
"Reclaiming an arid waist."
Habitual
supauon
M i x '1
( lay bepermononuy overcome by proper
personal efforts witiithe osststance
oftKeone truly beneficial loxatai?
rcmecly, Syrup of fTgs. and El'uirojScnr.a
wliich enables cue to form regular
Kabtts daily so tliat assistance to na
tore may be grarluoljy dispensodwith
when no longer needotl as tbe bested;
remedies, v hen reauirod, are to assist
nature and not to supplant the natur
al junctions, which n.ust depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts ,and right living generally.
To get its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine
SyrupfftgsEl ivH Senna
"- tnanujactured bj the
California
Pig S'rup Co. oniy
S0LD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one size oiily, ivouiur price 50f p DotUe.
ton
(RESCElMT Egg-Phocphate
c a B a f H B9 I
ft ia do all
THAT AST
HIGH PRICED
POWDER YiUl
DO AND
DO IT BiHTTR
A FULL
These splendid men's
SYLO FOR MEN
there is in shoe leather. Every piece of material is of the
'choicest tannage. The workmanship is perfect; the styles
are up-to-date. When it comes to service, there is nothing
that equals them in lasting
"HONORBILT" SHOES
are everytliing the name implies. They are "built on honor.
No matter where you look, or
find anything that will outclass them in wear, style
or comfort.
If your dealer will not
Look for the Mayer trade
FREE Send us the nrtme
handle Mayer llonorbilt Siioes.
ton, size isxai.
:-. k A e also n .kc Lpad
-adinrrT
; Merit
ashingrton Comfort
M'-O-.j and Special
F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co.
M I LWAU KEE, WISCONSIN
Purest
of the
Pure.
The
in the land is not
alvays the
fi Mi f
25 Ounces for 23 Gents
Is the result of modem ideas. Costs
OUNCES
less. Does better work. You must
try it to see. Get a can on trial
The baking: will be vastty better,
lighter and tastier or we rav
for the ran
U it. ... cS fci
a emm for
RHEUMATISM
TOWER'S FISH BRAND
WATERPROOf
OILED
GARMENTS
are cut on largff
patterns, designed
rogive Tnewearer
,the utmost comfort
LIGHT-DURABLE-CLEW1
(3UA!?ANTEirwrjERPR0cr
SUITS 322
SLICKERS 322
rov hah tiAs mi "tfs
ikm or ui run.
IT0wt CO 603 TON US-
I0WI CMAOAU CO. imcT I0KWT0 CM.
C. Gee Wo
The well known reliable
CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
YKnr mnde n life ntudy of
t-5', H&tf! .i.!- diwove
,y VJ'-i. -rlVf iM!!tOtl.O WO
.v,-. i f'Ht-s i!iiu ieri. una in ldh
erv-1 and is piv-
orld hie wonder-
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used- He Cures
W'tliout Ooeratio.i, rr Yr ithout l!ie Aid of d Knif
He (.'unranteen to Ci:re i iiTiirr'ii. Asthma, Lung,
1'hroirt. hiieiinint:-'n. N-rvotin. Nervosa lX'liiityf
-onttn-h. I.ipr. Ki!iioy 'I ro-ii h--iitiao I.o--; Munhood
leuiule and All i-rioite iLnxenye
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking, Oina Safe, Sure
and Reliable.
IF YOTT ARE AFI.ICTKP. IONT DELAY.
L'ELAib ARE D.vKCtJiOt.'b.
COINSLJL.TATIO'S FKEE
tf yoa cannot call, write for sympton blnnk andclzcA
liir. Inclose 4 ( -n'p in ("tan i b.
THE O. 'iEEWO CinXr-SEMKLicnJEOO.
S21-2 i irst St., Cor. Morrison, Portiaiid, Oregoo,
P lease Mention This Parer.
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No. 44-08
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V nienti.iii thl3 paper.
Get it from
your Grocer
POUND 25c
shoes represent the
qualities.
what you pay, you will never
supply you, write to us.
Mark on the sols.
cf a dealer who cocj not
mid we will send you
":l
.n.lv Shoes. Martha J'9r3S
School fchoes. '
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most costly.
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