The Heppncr Gazette
KuteMixhiv March SO, 1333.
-.SSUEO THURSDAY MORNING.
Fred Warnock
.Sneered it Ihc Postoflicc at Heppner Oregon, at
fcond-c!ns8 matter.
3fJUB8DAY ....
Julv 23. 1908
IRVING AND MONTAGUE,
That
of Their Practice! Jokes
Scared TJieir Friends.
til Scott's "The I r;i:.:a of Yestordny
Mid Today" Hit atititor tells of a prac
IcnJ joke- played by Henry Irving aud
Harry Montayno upon a number of
ch'M- iiiiMiu.--, and "in i:s exortiUon was
c-u tin first dawning glimmer of that
.vrfric force that was ultimately to find
.xtrvssio!i ia I loci's 'Dream of Etigom
ro' ami 'The Dolls.'" Irving an.l
U.T.tajr.io, hitherto the best allies, be
n to ip.'.anvl on their way to a picnic,
and their I'rieuds feared some tragic
xiuse,jt;enoes. After luncheon both of
:Jr tv.?n disappeared.
S'.n.-ilo's face turned deadly pale. lie
":t that his worst fears were beins
vaiized. With one wild cry, 'They're
what ea earth has Invome of
Ii:vm";" he made a dash dawn the Dar
ie tA er the rocks aad bowlders, wit li
ite remainder of the picnic party at his
At the bottom of a -dreadful hollow
j.Mdud the little wood'' a fearful sight
rm-sonted itself to the astoni.shed
frio-ids. There en a stone pat IIe::ry
UMu- ia his shirt beeves, UU long hair
'r.tttI over hi:; eyes, his thin hands
3'td white l'aeo all smeared with blood,
"ad dangK:.:g an o;v:i clasp knife.
He was muttering to himself in a
Jtirup? tone: "I've done it! I've done HI
Ssaixl I would! I said I -would I"
Tom Smale in au agong of fear
-tqs&m! up to Irving, who waved him
xx sue- side with threatening gestures.
A or ooils sake, man," screamed the
istraeted Smale, "tell us where he is!"
Ir ring, scarcely moving a muscle,
ijooited to a heap of dead leaves aud
it: sepulchral tones cried: "He's there
iLtrot I've done for him! I've mur-ic-rsil
Him I"
Smale literally bounded to the heap
rati. Dc-gau Uiugicg aside the leaves in
sverj direction. Presently he found
itioIy of Harry Montague lying face
iwnward. Almost paralyzed with
Hear, Smale just managed to turn the
tteoii arouud and found Montague cou
volsed. with laughter, with a pocket
iiiimltereuief in his mouth to prevent
explosion. Never was better acting
.q ou any stage.
Are you
puzzled ?
Have you decided where to buy
your harvest supplies?
If you will take figures and quality
regardless of personal matters there
can be butane deduction and that is
MARQUARDSEN'S
IS THE PLACE
We not only can but are proving
to everybody that we do save you
money because we sell goods
cheaper than any other store in
Morrow county. Because of this
our trade for June 1908, was 40
per cent larger than June 1007.
No other reason only.
The Same Goods for
LESS MONEY
MARQUARDSEN'S
Department Store
Where Quality is Higher
Than Price
It's Easy to Reach North Beach
Take Steamer Potter from Portland
Passengers are now transferred to the railroad at
MKULER fourteen miles up the Columbia River
from Ilwaco. This eliminates the necessity of
steamers waiting for t tie tide, and insuresa piompt
and regular Summer Schedule.
The Steamer T. J. POTTER leaves Port
land every morning except Saturday and Sun
day at 8:30 o'clock Saturday only at 2
o'clock p. m. Remember the Summer rate on
1he3. cSc l&T. is 11 .80 from
Heppner, Oregon, to all North Beach Points
.and return; good until September
North Deach is a famous, bea itilul place the
most perfect beach on the whole North Coast.
There are accommodations galore at pi ices to
suit all tastes; camping facilities without equal
peifect bathing conditions; all torts of amuse
meats and diversions. Come, have a good rest
act! a jolly go:d time.
Let us send you our new summer book, and
tell you all about MOKTll BEACH.
B. HUDDELSTOX, Local Agt. m. McMUllKA Y. Gen. Agt.
Heppner, Oregon. Portland, Oregon.
B"MaaHanil"""W)MnMUMeMainaMMRa
mi n in iiMiiiiiniiiiTnrwjiininHH h ! ii it hi ii m inn i
I i
I H H a "ST
narvest r
rices
Here's a price commotion. We are poor at blus
ter but rich in bargains.
We quote a few prices.
Come in and Load up.
FOODS OF ITALY.
Specialties of the Friggitrici In Naples
and Genoa.
Iloe- rneaty chestnuts arc found ov
zyvbere iu Italy. I'cclcd and boiled
'c a reddish broth seasoned with lau
rel 'eaves and caraway seeds, the uuta
'ire- psihitabie. About two dozen of the
'.arjre kernels are sold for a penny. In
Luab. Genoa and Naples the friggitrici
atv- fntere.stiug, and some of their spe
cialties are well worth a trial if one
Si'-E. iorg'tt the- mmpp-.-tizii!: nppear-:;r.t-
oi cooks and cooking appliances.
Out fciygitrice attracts attention to a
tray-of golden balls which she piles in
a. pyramid. The guidon balls are nrti
cCtolL3, Tlioy are boiled in salted wa
it'? 3Utxl tender and are put in a pan
over ateani to keep them hot until a
crwrxmer appears. For threepence the
Va-3eJ will take one from the st:am
lii? p&n, dry it. dip it into batter and
Bop it into the hot oil. A moment
Jtotetr a gojdeu brown ball, delicious
acnJ crispy on the outside ai:d tender
aa succnlent on th InsM-.. is b :nded
to ihc purcLasor. Tbo fr ing i i mau
argvi in such a way that when the
ftrrttera are taken from the k. ttle they
arr very bit, but so dry 0:1 the outside
tfertt they scarcely soil the fingers when
taten from the Intnl. Another frig
Sitric specialty is that of cheese balls.
They are made of paste filled with
grated tbwso and fried. Mashed chest
ants, Sflce, l:opP''tl chicken and many
Tegct-vMes are 1: ;ed t 1 vary the fillings
thr Ml popul.-r fritos. Some of the
trying ketih are portable, and the
trigrn rici have i-ogular routes like the
3iiT;i;ri. (-iert? they tap at the base-!
3c :c door, get their orders, take their
iVS bellov. -i and blow up t10 chnr
atral'.nntil it glows and then cook tho
JretikfasL of meat bails or rice cakes
tr artichokes, which are sent in hot
StfsMo's Weelily.
' Solenodons.
Ocfy two species of that singular ln-3vt--tivoron.j
mammal, the sob-undo:),
ire Luowu, one inhabiting Haiti and
.c- ether Cuba. TL.-y differ chiefly iu
3-e color and ryiality of their fur.
Jolcnodons are quaint looking animal.,
sitfx-r larger than rats, with long flexi
S5d snouts and naked tails. They are
octurna! rnd ob:ai:j ilicir f-.od bv
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
Of the First National Buck, Bt Hepp
ner iu the State of Oregon, at the
close-of business, July 15, 19CS.
No. 3771
RESOURCES.
Loans and discounts 342,.093 83 ,
Overdrafts, secured and onte- I
cured 10,135.03
U. S. Bjcds to secare circub.-
ticn 12,500 00;
Boid), securities, etc 2,750 00;
Bit king house, furniture, and ;
fixtures 14.300 00
Other real estat. owned 1,084.60
Due from National Banks i
not reserve egents 11,031.51)
Dae from State Bunks and :
Bankers 12,104.1)3
Due from approved reserve
agents 37,'3l 58
Checks and other cash items. . 701 71
Fands in Transit 270.44
Notes of other National banks 3,000.00
Fractional paper currency,. .
nicki li and cents 209 83
Lawfi 1. Mt ni:y Rkskkve is
Bank, viz :
Specie 30,248.35
Legal-tender notes 170 00
30,438 35
Redemption faod with D. S.
. Treasurer (5 per ceot of cir
culation) 025 CO
Total 470.893 95
LIABILITIES.
Capital slock paid in $ 50,000.00
Surplus Fund 20,000.00
Undivided profits, less txpet.-
fes and tuxes paid 30,330.23
National Bank notes ontetand-
irg 12,500 00
Due to other National B.i' ks 7 703 31
Due to St ate Backs and B it k-
I era 731.12
I Individual deposits Put j ct to
i check 315,404 13
Dt-maod certiDOtfS cf depomt 0 511 "S
Time certiticat(-8 of deposit.. 32 8 I 3S
Certified -hecks 95 00
Notes am! 0; In re-discounted 1,000 00
Letics cf credit 2,010 00
este
Pore
rbera's
Ice Cr
earn
479 80J 95
- ss
iiggir.g ia
with
me -1
their
gr..-u:nl f.ji- insects,
snotits. Their brain
capacity is small, and they ate said to
Save the t-urinus habit, when hunted
9y dog of hilling their heads In the
-icfirvst boles and leaving their bodies
irpooI.
Total
State or ki;q--,n,
COUNTY Ol MOl.UOW,
I, T. J. Mahoney, Caf bier of tin abovr
iKiQjtd bat,k, dj soltmrjiy swear tfiat ti)
above Btstemt-nt is true to the beet of
my knovlede and belief.
T. J. MAHONEY, Cashier.
Snlsc:ihed and sxoin to bsbtre me
this 2'Jlh d .y of July, I!iOS.
SAM E. VAN VACTOR.
Notary I'ubJio.
Correct Attet:
J. I'. Rhea
t . A. Khea Directors
J. B. Natter,
l SEAL
The Clctk Was Wrecked.
25i w.i j I -,.. j;u alarm clo' k nowa
:Ljs! Jicp-No; never Irb-d one
Hot c:v.n. l:; way How was that?
Jp-Wi-il, you see, the first time It
"WT-ct oT 1 didn't exactly know what it
tils, ar.,1 so I sail, "Oh, for heaven's
ate. Maria, sb;:t t:p:" Maria hap--yrtini
to lift awake, r.nl well, that ia
Sot Ii was. Liverpool Mercury.
I Dii
I'olk's Gakttker A business Di
rectory of eacb city, town and vi lage
iu Oretton and Washington, giving a de
ectiptive sketch of each dace, together
ithtbe location and shipping facili
ties and a classi6ed directory of each
business and profession. R. L, Tolk &
Co., Iuc, Seattle.
Js ii strictly Morrow County )roduct made of 21.
per cent cream, I5al)cock test, which moans 21
pounds butter fat per TOO pounds cream guaran
teed to be strictly first class and free from adul
teration. During the season of 11)07, according to a con
servative estininte. there were paid $7000.00 to
Portland ice cream manufacturers and the ex
press company, for ice cream, by Morrow County
dealers. This money you will see was sent out of
the county and never returned. I believe in boost
ing Morrow County. Distribute the inoncvanioiig
our farmers. Morrow County first, last and all
the time.
My plant is of sufficient capacity to supply the
entire county with the frozen product and I solicit
agents in every town. Write or call for wholesale
prices.
Retail Prices.
We are After Your Business.
Plain ice cream, any flavor, per gallon . . JjpT.50
Fruit ice cream, per gallon . . , . U.00
Xut ice cream, per jrallon .... 2.00
Fancy ice cream 2.00
lee cream in bricks, any one flavor, per quart -"Oc
Icecream in bricks, any two flavors, per jt. 00c
Ice cream in bricks, any three flavors, per qt. 00c
Orders Promptly Filled.
1. 13. Wr T T 1 J 5 13 12 G
Heppner, Oregon
Carnation milk, per can.... 10c
Carnatioa milk, per case. ... 4 05
Corn, standard, per can 10c
Corn standard, ier case $2 25
Corn, extra stand, pr case . .$2 50
Tomatoes, standard, per can 10c
Tomatoes, standard, pr case $2 40
Tomatoes, ex. stand., prcase 2 75
Salmon, pink, per can 10c
reaches, 3 20c cans tor 55c
Apricots, 3 20c cans for 55c,
Pears, 3 20c cans for 55c
Blackberries, 3 20c cans for . 55c
Raspberries, 3 20c for 55c
Spejial 25c ci flee for 20c
Blend 39c cofise for 25o
M. J. B. cofiee, 3 pound can $1 00
1 gallon can apples 35c
1 gallon can pumpkins 35c
1 tiallon can squasl) . 35c
1 gallon can cranberries..., 35c
1 gallon can grapes 35c
1 gallon can pears 40c
1 gallon can cherries 50c
1 gallon can peaches 50c
1 gallon can aprico's 50c
1 gallon can blackerries 50c
White sundry soap 5c
Swift's pride soap, 0 for 25c
Box hnndry soap 85c
Diamond W catsup 25c
Cheese per pound 18c
2la' ual. keg syrup $1 50
4 gal. keg syrup 2 50
Bright Buyers Benefit by Bring
ing Business Flere
ros.
Oregon
Tnomson
Heppner,
HARDWARE
GILLIAM & BISBEE
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Tools, Machinery,
Fencing,
in fact, anything
in our line.
Come and get
prices.
GILLIAM & BISBEE
1
PALACE hotei
HEPPNER, OREGON
Leading Eastern Oregon Hotw
MODERN CONVENIENCES
ElECTRIC LIGHTED . . .
Dnder New; IMtfjageuaeDt. Thoroughly
RenoTatejand Befiitted. Beat
Menli in the City.
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