The Heppner Gazette
Ktbliiihv March 80, 131.
ISSUED THURSDAY MORNING.
Fi'od Warnock
jitere3 t the Potofflceat Heppner Oregon, m
.eoond-clatt matter.
SHE WAS NOT A PURITAN.
Thcrsdat Jnly lC). 1908
Hardman News Notes.
rtten by UarfieUl Caawford, while on
Abe way on hia outing trip.
The wheat in this locality hue
lxn greatly impaired by the dry
fcjC weather.
Spring grain has been damaged
t v4uite an extent, but the fall
ujtrn is in splendid condition. The
aiozt of the wheat in this section is
spring sown. Owiog to the im
mense crop harvested last season
tbe f armors were uuable to get it
to market and out of the way in
time for them to get in usual a
mount of grain.
Tta weather conditions have
been anything but favorable for
spring sown ? grain. The early
taring was dry and cold which
tept the grain back and it never
gULeJ JLhe strength that it shouid
to"hsv stood the hot weather.
Iua receet raing, tho light, will
feeip all pring grain on the slope
stfwre Hood hill considerably, but
fossa Rood hill down on Eight Mile
ttk dass of grain will hardly be
v-ort&icutting.
Monday was the opening of tie
hay harvest and a good many fields
c grain will be cut for hay.
K ay is selling for twelve dollar
jsc ton here now and it is predict
ed fay those who claim to know,
that it will likely reach twenty by
The hills are covered with good
gross and stock are fat and if the
feofi question for winter stays with
la reach the stuckmen will pall
fkwagti in good shape.
The Sfewberg Condensed Milk com
piay p!nt is now running on full time
witL tL demand for more milk tlian they
ittjat uraLh.
'.tF.a3 properly fitted at P. O.
liKjy. tf.
flitfkest cash price paid for hides
y&Yjs. .Rai furs. Phill Colin.
Her Kxpre.aioa Mfmm Sever, bat It
Belled Her Tblr.t.
In the seat opposite me In the rail
way coach was a womuu who looked
to bo forty-flve years of age, and 8 I
glanced at her occasionally and noticed
her screro expression I set her down
for a person with puritanical views on
tho subject of lutoxlcauts and one who
would scorn the slightest favor at the
Ufuuls of a traveler. Great was my
surprise, therefore, at tho oud of a
couple of hours and when we had been
loft the uly passengers In the coach,
to see her lean forward and hear her
pleasantly ask:
"Young man, might I ask If you bav
any peppermint essence In your grip?"
I replied that I was sorry I hadn't
ami she resumed her bolt upright posi
tion, and nothing further was saJd for
a quarter of an hour; then she kindly
asked:
"Young man, do you carry the means
to make a glass of lemonade when you
travel?"
I didn't I was sorry for her sake
that I didn't; but as a matter of fact
I didn't care for lemonade. She said
It was Just as well, and another fifteen
minutes passed. Then she, smiling,
aid:
"Young man, perhaps you carry
bottle of milk or cold tea?"
"Sorry to say I don't, ma'am."
"Do yu mean to say that you do not
carry any kind of a bottle?"
"Well er-yb know"-
"Say, sir," she continacd as she look
ed mo straight lu tho eye, "is It wine
or whisky?"
"W-lne, ma'am, but it's in case I am
attacked with"
"Never mind what it's in case of, but
hand it right over. I've sat here for
three long hours with my throat as dry
as a bone and you haven't had the
chivalry to ask me to take a nip."
As I sat down beside her and she
took a nip she said that I might call
her Aunt Polly and .that hor severe ex
pression was only the result of sitting
up nights with a sick cow, and during
the remainder of my journey Je beat
me twelve games of euchre &nd said
she'd be glad to adopt me If she hadn't
three sous all older than I was. Chi.
caco News.
Breaking EgS' For n Llrlng.
A correspondent of a contemporary
trho has been searching for the most
monotonous method of earning a living
decides in favor of that of cracking
eggs. "I met a man who said he was
a biscuit manufacturer on a large scale
and was rather inclined to boast about
th- number of eggs continental eggs
which his firm bought in the course of
a year. Now, it seems that to avoid
calamity five epg are broken into a
bowl at a time before being added to
the common stock. There are men, he
told me, who do nothing else but crack
egg's.- They become so expert that a
maa can dispose of 1,000 an hour, or
10.CGO a day." London Star.
r.-jcxr.-: ' t J. ii'i'T : i.li A biiMtess I)i
ivs.tsrv of e.uh i;itv, town nd vi lage
ia Oregon and Washington, giving a de
awrLiva bkftch of each niuce. ton- llier
m-tt&CUe location and shipping facili-
i.Wve.td a classified directory of each
h uaees and profestion. K. L, Polk &
Cj, tac, Seat'le.
MiriiK.
Notice is hereby given Miat 1, the un-d-areigned,
under and bv virtus of the
the State of O epon, prohibit
ing te canning at la-eof animals with
in Jtorrow county, have taken up and
face ia my possession at my place 10
Kiiteatiitith of Ilrtr Jinan. Morrow Coun
ty, tittjcnn, the following described ant
ra sir.
o-ron mare about four years old,
l)iufi with winegUes on the hip.
T he owner or owners of said animal
aoe (Lvsreby notified that unless the same
ie,ittipd wit in the proper time or
ckosot, that I will, on Saturday, the
2Sk aay of July. 1908, at the hour of 10
vVxoclc in the forenoon of paid day at
ay etui place ee I the said described
.-tr? -In the manner aim f ar the pur-jtoM-s
provid-d by law.
taithis !Hh day of July 1! lis. ,
V. II. HEATH.
Dlscourcned.
"Mamma," remarked Dottie, "If I ge;
married when I grow up will I have a
husband like papa?"
"I suppose sj, dear," said mamma.
"An' if I don't get married I'll be a
old maid, like Cousin Charlotte, won't
IV"
"I guess you will, pet. Why?"
"Oh, nothln' only I wish I was
boy!" Cleveland Lender.
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The Bishop' Gaiters.
An amusing story is told of Dr. Gore.
He was once walking In the street
when two little boys were attracted by
his black episcopal gaiters. "Wots 'e?"
asked one In surprise. "Oh, 'e 'e's a
Bcotchman In mourning," was the re
ply. London M. A. P.
Final.
Mlstah Johnslng Can't yo' gib m
qo hope, Liza? Miss Jackson Onco
an' fo' all, Mlstah Johnslng, I tells yo'
I won't be no man's cullud supplement
-ruck.
r.oin i:jr i:i;ih i mis
Notice is herebv given tha' the under
liave been d i'y appointed by
tite County C jnrt of Morrow County,
f rron. joint exe"itors of tiie lapt will
rji S:es.,..:!:nt :' N )-nun A. K&'.ky,
i.:taM; i. A. I pe'.-ouH l.iiving la;o.B
;2S.!(H:i tiie est ie of Paid ltc-ased are
Ixr-c-Ly notified an I rfj'iire l fo
o-eetit Kirne with proper vouchers and
istly veii(:ed as by Uw reijuired to us
tin oillce of C. I-. Wocdaou in -the
i' !! : ; r. ''), :v Cour.ty, Ore
fci tZ. v. ; ..L . is f-j:i th date
lrtol. )'. M. UAliEL,
S. P. IlEVLV,
Executo'8.
ialt(i June , V -. Jiy tiAngf
Willing hands will not remain 'ong
Idle If wedded to thoughtful hearts and
observant eyes. 11. W. Little.
Mej-croeer,
Meyerbeer was so nervous and "fidg
ety" about his works that, when they
were In course of preparation or re
hearsal or performance he never gave
himself or any one else concerned a
moment's peace of mind. lie was con
stantly making changes or alterations
In the score and would sometimes write
a passage lu three or four diatmit col
ored ii;k:4 in order to try the different
effects and then conld not make up his
mind whirh was the best. He worried
over his opera '"L'Africaine'' so long,
delaying, retoin h'.ng and polishing,
even while it wa j In rehearsal, that the
self impose! labor made him ill, and
he died before thi first public performance.
Clatakanie and Xehalem vul'ev people
re planning to bui'd anelfctrio railroad
from the Astoria A Columbia River rail
road down the Nehalem to Jewel, a dis
tance of 33 mil a, and it ii hoped to have
dirt living by September 1, if free it I t
of way and some other necessary con
cessions are granted.
Paid 11.40 per cent.
Ivus
You may invest from $100 to $5000 or
more with us in Portland Business
Blocks and receive the income from
rents, sales and other profits each six
months. It paid others 11 :40 per cent,
per annum. It will pay you. No care.
No taxes.
Kobt. D. loman, President.
Geo. E. Chamberlain, 1st vice pres.
T. D. lloneyman, 2d vice pres.
N. C. Bantield, 3d vice pres.
Dr. Andrew C. Smith, Treas.
N. W. Rountree, Secy.
H. R. Reynolds, Superintendent.
For particulars write C. E. McClure
804 1-2 Dekum Bldg., Portland, Oregon.
Prospecting has taken on some activ
ity on Canyon oreek a few miles abovu
Canyen City during the past few. weeks.
There are reported to be abont eight or
ten working along the creek. No etrik e
of importance has been reported but it
is understood that some verv'encourag
ing prospects have been found.
How is this from the Port Oi ford Tii -bune
for a fish-lion story ? George Forty
and his son Robert and Walton Metier
went out to the reef last Moudav, and
killed So mile sea lions, witch George
says is his record for one dave killing
and he is proud of the fact that he lost
none and fired only 34 shots.
A halibut caught i ear Newport weigh
ed 130 pounds.
For Trade.
Weeklr Oreiroalan Heppner Oasettb
Herpner Lodge No. 258. B. P. O. Elks. Reg
ular meeting nighti second and fourth Thurs
days of each month. Harry Johnson, (. R
Thos. Brennau, Sec.
I have a good 20x52 foot store build
ing, nicely located in Heppner. Good
stable 14x20, all on lot 28x133.
What have you to exchange for it?
Call on or address Wk. PLEI8S,
Aug2 ' Heppner, Oregon.
O-A.STOCT.X.A..
fOXEYSKlBNEYCURE
Makes Kidneys and Bladder Right
Dynamite Whlxkrra.
Th" r.i'.mo "whiskers" is applied to
feathery crystals which gather upon
the outside of the wrapping of frozen
dynamite. The "whiskers" are more
"Irritable" than dynamite Itself. A
case is on record where sticks of dyna
mite had been thawed out In hot wa
ter and the can of hot water In which
It was done left In the blacksmith phop
without being emptied of the residual
scum of grtase and Whiskers. The first
blow of th blacksmith's hammer on a
nearby anvil was sufficient to set off
the whiskers by concussion. The can
was blown to pieces, but fortunately no
one was hurt
Westerberg's
Pure Ice Cream
Is a strictly Morrow County product made or" '21
per cent cream, abcock test, which means 21.
pounds butter fat per 100 pounds cream guaran
teed to be strict! v first class and free from adul
teration. During the season of 1007, according to a con
servative estimate, there were paid .7000.00 to
Portland ice cream manufacturers and the ex
pivss company, for ice cream, by Morrow County
dealers. This money you will see was sent out of
th( county and never returned. I believe in boot
wiX Morrow Countv. Distribute the moncv anions
our farmers. Morrow County first, last and all
the time.
My plant is of sufficient capacity to supply the
'utile county with tln frozen product and I solicit
audits in everv town. Write or call for wholesale
trices.
Retail Prices.
We are After Your Business.
Plain ice cream, any flavor, per gallon . . ftl.oO
Fruit ice cream, per gallon . .. . . 2.00
Nut ice cream, per gallon .... 2.00
Fancy ice cream 2.00
Ice cream in bricks, any one flavor, per quart ."0c
Icecream in bricks, any two flavors, per cjt. 00c
Ice cream in bricks, any three fla vors, per qt. 00c
'Orders Promptly Filled.
IT. 3. WESTBRBERG
Heppner, Oregon
It's Easy to Reach North Beach
Take Steamer Potter from Portland
Passengers are now transferred to the railroad at
M EG LE K fourteen miles up the Columbia River
from Ilwaco. This eliminates the necessity of
steamers waiting for the tide, and insures a prompt
and regular Summer Schedule.
The Steamer T. J. POTTER leaves Port
land every morning except Saturday and Sun
day at 8:30 o'clock Saturday only at 2
o'clock p. in. Remember the Summer rate on
the 0 cfiD 1ST. is 11.80 from
Heppner, Oregon, to all North Reach Points
and return; good until September 30.
North Beach is a famous, baa'ititul place the
most perfect beach on the whole Porth Coast.
There are accommodations galore at prices to
eult all tastes; camping facilities without equal
perfect bathing conditions; all sorts of amuse
meuts and Aversions. Come, have a good rest
and a jolly good time.
Lei, us send you our new summer book, and
tell you all about NORTH BEACH.
J. B. HUDDELSTON, Local Agt. Wm. Mc MURRAY. Gen. Agt.
Heppner, Oregon. Portland, Oregon.
Big Sale
On Waists and Lawns, what a tumbling on shirt
waist prices.
All our beautiful summer Lawn and Silk Waists
from $2.00 to $5. HO at o ff.
$2.00 Waists for $1.50
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4.00
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Summer Lawns and Dimities at h'off. Calicos 10
yards for 1.00
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HARDWARE
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Tools, Machinery,
Fencing,
in fact, anything
in our line.
Come and get
prices.
GILLIAM & BISBEE
P(L(CE HOTEl
HEPPNER, OREGON
Leading Eastern Oregon Hou
MODERN CONVENIENCES
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