Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, April 23, 1908, Image 3

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prlng 'Medicine
The best is Hood's Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An unequaled list of cures 40,366 tes
timonials in two vears nroves its merit.
SarSatabS For those who linger Tiicilli'lne
In talilut form, llood'n Sarxiijiarilla is now put up
in rlinrolntflil UililotH rilUiil IS.in.at.iliH, as well hs
In tlinUimul liuuM form. Kan..it.il.R huv identi
cally the Name mirativo iirnpurlkm iih the liquid
form, beni(lim luvurscy ( iIohu, convenience, eoon
omy, there liuinif no loan liy evaporation, break
tu, orleaktf. Bold by (li-UKgi.it.. or Kent by mail.
C. I. liood Co., Lowell, Mass,
It. . iTf .,
Mrg, ,T. . F, floe, SO Uould htrwt, Motiehair),
Mans,, tmvs: "III -.r years experience I have never
known Hood'x KarHiijiarillu to fail, for Bprinij
.minors an c as a k'niiural blood purifier; it cure
tiTiifiila, wzi'ina ; ban no equal an h Reneral
spring medicine. It given me gtiquijie satisfac
tiou to nay thin."
Of Small Value.
The nose of the Egyptian aphinx had
dropped off.
"Let it ro," said the sphinx, speaking
for the first and only time. "It wasn't a
Grecian none, anyway."
jymprfT&s
?foenna
Lleanses tho
Ttr 1.
siem lyfTecr-
uallyjDisttels Colds and nead-
aches duo to Constipation;
Acts naturally, acts truly as
aJuaxative.
Best forMenWn and Ould-ren-ybungandJ
Old.
rotiWfieiolElfects
Alvvavs buy the aenuine which
has The Jull name of the Com
pany CALIFORNIA .
l RoStrupCo.
by whom it is manufacturer! , printed" on the
Jroiit of fvt ry pac-kne.
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
one iize only, regular price 50 ptr bottle.
motelIdore
, n opj:x all the year
U U Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oregon
"Tup IMreetly on the besob orrrlooklnr
1 nc the orrao. Hot salt bathi and
Pi ICC UnilCC sort bstbltif. Kerrca-
uLirr nuuac ,0B vleT (or nhimr.
nr Hdd parlors. Electric light. Hn
wr place and steam beat. Klne walks
flQCRDM" drives. Nea foods a sper
UHCUUn UIt. lutes. t.!.GO snd 83.00
per day. 43T Special rates by the week.
I DAN. J. MOOllK. rruurlutor
Ma Aimed Illicit.
To the uulnltiflted observer some of
the gj-innastics performed In u game
of football are beyond explanation.
The story Is told of a half-back who
complained to his family about the in
justice of allowing football players to
wear head protectors.
"I should think it was most neces
sary," paid his mother, who had wit
nessed one game with many tremors.
"Look at the front teeth your poor
cousin Frederick lost!"
"That may be," said her Bon, stub
bornly, "but look at me, laid up for
two weeks with a lame foot Just from
kicking a fellow's nose-gear!"
LANDSCAPE Q.RDNINQ.
Sibjict Every Hma Lover Should
Give Attention.
By J. R. Rhlnn, Professor of Horticulture Idahf
Experiment Station. Moscow.
Most of the West is new country,
therefore it is not surprising that com
paratively few dwellings and farmsteads
within her boundaries are surrounded
by attractively arranged plantings of
trees, flowers and shrubs. Naturally,
the attention of most citizens of this
great commonwealth has been confined
to the one idea of money making; per-1
haps the place has teen mortuaped and
every effort has been bent to reliev-3
this condition; or, pome may have set
-L 1 1 -9 1
a certain Btanaaru oi money accumuia- "Oh. mamma" she exclnimori r
turn and have devoted then energies to Just S;JW ,, f.im, of .., sm) M
from the sky '"New York Press.
Holding III Job.
Michael Callahan, a section boss for
fne Southern railroad, has a keen
Gaelic wit. One warm afternoon while
walking along the railroad tracks he
found a section hand placidly nl.-eplng
beside the. rails. Callahan looked dis"
gustcilly at the delinquent for a full
minute and then remarked:
"Slape on, ye lazy spa.peen. slape
on, fur us long as you slape you've got
a Job, but when .von wake up you ain't
got none." Llppiiicott's Magazine.
Mrhtii!n(r us She Sarr ft.
While little Gertrude was looking out
of a window during a thunderstorm
she saw a flash of lightning play
along a telegraph wire.
NO ONE CAN ALWAYS AVOID
the
lins
I.ost the Connection.
Mrs. Chusrwater, in looking over
morninz paper, had come across a
that looked like this :
tffeozzwkwlwhyojjjtjjyblcizarxxtbzzusgml
"Josiah," she asked, showing it to him,
"what does this mean?"
"It means," said Mr. Chugwater, "that
the line's out of order. Same old story.
Can't you see?"
A Hungarian student who was plucked
at a recent examination at Klauseahurg
shot himself, but first winged an examiner.
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
..-
L Mil) roM r 0 k I
on stormy days
Dy wearing a
owrjf4
'iwtiws
SLICKER
Clean - Light
Durable
Guaranteed
WVi t rnronf
,
K-Y -' 3?9 Everywhere
i ii mt '
An Knslish newspaper bad this death
notice the other day: "At Stratford-on-Avon,
age seventy-five.' William Shak
peare. At rest."
The Salvation Army is established in
fifty-two countries and colonies, and
preaches the gospel in thirty-one languages.
SKI
CURES
II DISEASES
working toward this goal. The result
of these conditions has been that of set- i
ting aB'de the real beautifying of home
grounds as a secondary consideration.
Another very prevalent reason why peo
ple neglect this all-important matter,
is found in the fact that scarcely one
person in a thousand steps aside and
give, the matter Adequate thought.
Although one may appreciate the at
tractive places of others, still, the idea
of making bis own place equally attrac
tive is iar from the imagination. A
third class of people are those who
really love the touch which nature
gives the home surroundings, but from
J lack of forethought and eystematio
planning their efforts fall far short of
success. All of these classes of home-
I makers can profitably devote some at
tention to this subject, commonly
known as "landscape gardening," and
its application to homes of our country.
The ultimate aim of all landscape
gardening, whether conducted on a
small or on a large scale, should be to
present a pleasing picture. In other .
words, landscape gardening may be de
I fined as the art of arranging and group- ;
i iag trees, shrubs and flowers in sucb a '
j manner that a picture of undeniable
beauty prevails from season to season. '
' It is not enough that the mnterial
chosen for the plantings should give an
attractive display for a single season,
( such as the painter places upon his
canvas, but the selection should go
farther, presenting material that will
give increacing variety and alluring
beauty for each day, each week and
each month.
From this etatement of the subject
it is quite evident that the landscape
gardener who wields the tools' which
nature places at his disposal occupies a
position on equal footing with the artist
who wields the brush in transferring
i these pictures to the canvas. Yet it is
quite possible for most of us to play the
part of the former, even though it be
in a very limited manner. As many
painters are imitators to a great degree,
if one should imitate the works of
others in the arranging of plants, he
would be committing no unpardonable
sin. In fact, this latter method of
procedure is likely to prove the most
fruitful means for the average person to
employ; at any rate, it will serve ad
mirably for the purpose of giving an
idea of the kinds of clants to leJect and
the eye.
un tne otner nana, it is necessary
that the person who is to become the
amateur landscape gardener should un
deretand some of the prime essentials
and common sense rules of this art
Where shall the flowers be placed?
Shall the trees and shrubs come in the
middle of the lawn or shall they find a
Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsW Boothln
Syrup the best remedy to use lor tiieirctiilaroa
during lbs teething iriud.
Perfectly Plain.
With all the Impartiality of the par
tisan. Prof. Price set forth the con
tentions of both political parties regard
ing the tariff.
. At V, ..1 ...... -. ut v.
-fxl ii-iT v -v-n- ui inn mm i iff was BUT- j
rounded by the fair members of the ' j
Woman's Current Events Club. 1 1
"Oh, Prof. Price," cooed the fairest,
"thank you so much for your perfectly
lovely talk! I understand all about
the tariff now. It's Just like a lover's
comparisons the free traders are the
other girls!"
I t . r r irL-i V.L
Vents Catch ingj U--f' I
f rll Time, Saves
Nine.
Bt. Vitus' Danre and all Nervotia DIs-asea
permaneDtly cured by Vt. Kline's (irt-a
erve Itps-orer. 8end fur FItKE 2trli hnttla ni
treatise. Dr. IU ir.Kllnu, Id., 931 Arch bu, l'hUa.,p
SO .
Not Disappointed.
Adam Zawfox What's got you
touch interested in that there paper?
Job Sturkey I'm looking over this list
of a hundred men that owns all the
money in the country. I thought mebby
my name would be there, but it ain't.
Well, I didn't much 'xpect to find it, nohow.
Many people persiht in tiding on the fctreet cars, insufliciently protected j
by clothing. ' :
They start out perhaps in the heat of the day, and do not feel the need j
of wraaps. :
The rapid moving oft be car cools the body unduly. TVhen they board
the car perhaps they are flightly perspiiing;. When the body is in this j
condition it is easily chilled. This is especially true when a person is sit-
ting. ' I
Beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the
evening almost invariably requires extra wraps, but people do net observe
these precautions, hence they catch cold.
Coids are very frequent in the Spring on this account, and as the Sum- j
mer advances they do not decrease. During the Spring months no one j
should think of ri ling on the car without being provided with a wrap.
A cold caught in the Spring is liable to lait through the entire Summer.
Great caution should be observed at this season n gainst exposure to cold, j
During the first few pleasant days of Spring, the liaiiity of catching cold is
great.
No wonder so many people acquire muscular rheumatism and catarrhal j
diseases during this season. t
However, in pite of the greatest precautions, colds will be caught.
At the appearance of the first symptom, Perun should be taken accord-
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until every symptom disap-
Dears.
t Do not put it off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Bezin
t at once to take Peruna and continue taking it until you are positive that
j the cold has entirely disappeared. This may save you a long and perhaps
I serious illness later on. :
Makes u Difference.
"If a man loses his pocketbook,"
said the morallzer, "he thinks the chap
who finds It Is no better than a thief
If he doecn't return it."
"Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, "but
ff he finds some' other fellow's pocket
book well, it comes like pulling teeth
to give it up."
..
mora annronriace mention in noma
mere is an evaporation Irom the body going on continually, day and 'other point? Is it good taste to make
night, through the pores and glands of the skin. This is nature's wav of j walks and road9 in curves? These and
-""), n-mjuoiuic ui uui lciu mm preserving me son-i many otner questions naturally arise
ness ana liexibinty ot tlie skin, and so long as the blood is free from ltupur- in the minds of those who aie carefully
mcu, However, me dioou irom any cause i nro?Decting in this sub ect. It there.
lties no trouble will result
becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be expelled, and 'f.re behooves us to get some workine
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idea of tnese various topics. Every
home-lover should give ample attention
coming in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skin is
so abundantly supplied they produce irritation a ml inflammation, and the
effect is shown by Eczema, Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds.
These impurities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or
inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off
the waste and refuse matter of the body fail to properly perform their work,
and this impure, fermenting matter is left in the system to be absorbed by
Ahe blood. The skin is not only affected by poisons generated within the
system, uui poisons irom wicnout,
such as Poison Oak, Poison Ivy,
Nettle Rash, etc., enter through the
open pores and glands, and so thor
oughly do they become rooted in the
blood that they are ever present,
or return at certain seasons of each
year to torment the sufferer. Salves,
washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin
diseases. True, such treatment re
lieves some of the itching and dis
comfort, and aids in keeping the skin
clean, but it does not reach the real
cause, and at best can be only palli
ating and soothing. A thorough
cleansing of the blood is the only certain cure for skin diseases. VS. R. S.
a gentle acting, safe blood punlier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients
of the forest and field, is the" proper treatment. S. S. vS. goes dowii into the
circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly cleansing and
purifying the blood, and curing skin affections of every kind. It supplies
to the blood the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and
all other parts of the body, and rids the blood of any and all poisons. S. S. S.
cures Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Oak and Ivy, Nettle Rash,
and all other skin troubles, and cures them permanently by removing every
trace of the cause from the blood. - Special book on Skin Diseases atid any
medical advice desired furnished free to all who write.
THF SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA;
I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall,
for the past two years, with th result that it
entirely relieved me of a form of Eczema
which my doctor was unable to cure. My
arms, lower limbs, and, in fact, the biggest
portion of my whole body was affected, and
when I first began S. S. S. the itching, etc.,
was worse, but I continued the remedy with
the result that the dry, itching eruption en
tirely disappeared. I think a great deal of
your medicine, and have recommended it to
others with good results. It is the best blood
medicine made, and I can conscientiously
recommend it for the cure of all blood and
skin affections. CHAS. HORSTMAN.
Wheeling. W. Va.
to this subject.
Is positive proof the reliability and confijf ncr ourpa-
iirnis have in ui. Specialists always in attendance,
asKtirine prompt and courteous attention. lady attend
ant aln-avl present.
Krlialile Pninless Dentists. Our reputation for
reliability and thoroughness is well established. Cleanli
ness, Good Work and Quick Service.
"AND IT DIDN'T HURT A BIT"
Painless Extraction. 50 cents. Extraction Free
when plates of hnJ(ei are ordered. Plates ft and up.
Best Plate Work- Perhaps your teeth have become
so useless that it is impossible to firmly set a a bridge.
Then the old stumps are removed without causing you the
lightest pain, a. id a plate is fitted. If the plate fits per
fectly it will li'i k w ell and perform its work of masticating
your food satisfactorily. W ith my so years' experience in
Ibis work will guarantee satisfaction in every case.
Crown and Bridfre Work. a shame to tpoil
your personal appearance and rain your digestion from
the lack of teeth to properly masticate vour food, when a
bridge cat be supplied that will cause no discomfort what-
W.A.WISER'iKR?
ffUUNt UUNNt, THIU MO WUHINBTON, PORTUNS. OftEtON
IN PORTLAND
DOING WORK FOR
THE BEST PEOPLE
ever, wil! chew your food proprrlv snd thorouphly,
while your looki re itnprorrd beyond description.
A hollow tootk that is now useiesa can be fitlcil and
crowned so that it is saved for probably i lifetime.
To secure the best results you must secure the
highest grade of skill.
Examination free and Invited. V hen desired you
can have T. P. Wise or my personal sen ice.
Our force Is so ore a nixed that we can do
your entire Crown, Bridge and Plate Work
in a day if necessary.
PIATE5
Of Interest to Farmers,
The following publications of interest
to farmers and others have been issued
by the Agricultural department of the
Federal government and will be furn
ished free, so long as they, are availa
ble, excrpt where otherwise noted, up
on applicatiofc to the Superintendent
of Documents, Government Printing
Office, Washington, D. C:
Bulletin No. 145. Preparing Land
for Irrigation and Methods of Applying
Wiater. Prepared by the agents of irii
gation investigation. Pp. 84, pis. 7,
figs. 33. Price 15 cents. This bulletin
gives descriptions of methods of remov
ing sagebrush, of smoothng land, of
laying out fields for different systems
of applying water, and of the different
systems of applying water. The vari
ous methods are compared as to cost
and efficiency.
Bulleitn No. 146. Current Wheels:
Their Use in Lifting Water for Irriga
tion. Prepared in the office of experi
ment stations, irrigation investigations.
Tp. 38. pis. 4, figs. 21. Price 10 cents.
Drawing., and photographs of a large
number of wheels used for rasing water
from streams are given, accompanied
by descriptions, statements of cost, and
discussions of efficiency. A general dis
cussion of the theory of current wheels
is also given.
There Is more fatarrh in thlsgortion of the
country ttiari all otner diseases put ti(rtlier,
and until the last few rears was tui posed to be
incurable. For a great many y-ars doctors
iiroiiouiieed-it a local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by Cunstnutlv failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced ltin
I curable. Science lias pro. en catarrh to be a
consfltutlonal disease and therefore requires
eoristimtionaltreatment. UallVCatarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio, is the only oons'itutiohal cure on ti e
market. It is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonftil. It acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dol lars for any case it
fails to cure. Semi lor circulars and testi
monials. Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Pold by DrUB-tists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Her Grievance.
"Mr. Clugston," said the caller, "you
may -stop my paper."
"It doesn't fit your pantry shelves, per
haps, ma'am," said the editor of the
Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically.
"That hain't gtt nothing to do with it,"
"You've found that you can borrow it
from a neighbor hereafter?"
"That ain't the reason, neither."
"Possibly you don't like the editorial
policy of the paper."
"Xo, sir ; I don't. My nephew was ar
rested last week for stealin' a ho;, and
you didn't say a word about it !"
Bad Effects From Cold.
Mr. M J. Deutsch, Secretary Build
ing Material Trades Council, 151 Wash
ington St., Chicago, III., writes:
"I have found your medicine to be
nnusuallv efficacious in getting rid of
bad effects from cold, and more espe
cially in driving away all symptoms of
catarrh, with which I am frequently
troubled.
"The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone is well worth the price
per bottle. I have used the remedy for
several years now."
Spells of Conghing.
Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from At
wood, Colorado, as follows:
"When I wrote you for advice my
little three-year old girl had a cough
that had been troubling her for four
months. She took cold easily, and
would wheeze and have spells of cough
ing that wou.d sometimes last for half
an hour.
"Xow we can never thank you enough
f jr the change you have made in our
little one's health. Before she began
taking your Peruna she euffered every
thing in the way of cough, colds and
croup, but now she has taken not quite
a bottle of Peruna, and is weland strong
as she has ever bten in her lifts."
Pc-ru-na for Colds.
Mr. James Moirison, C3 East 16th
St., Paterson, N. J., writes:
"I have given Peruna a fair tral, and
I find it to bn just what you claim it to
be. I cannot praise it too highly. I
have used two bottles in my fumily for
colds, and everything imaginable. I
can safely say that your medicine is the
best I have ever used."
Giving II lm a Pointer.
"Naggus," said Borus, "you've seen
that story f mine that's running through
one of the magazines. How would you
advise me tc wind it up? I want to give
it a happy ending."
"Put all the characters in the story,"
answered Naggus, "aboard an excursion
steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the
boat out to the middle of the lake "
"Yes?"
"And blow it up."
of the Dim Paat.
the (Jreat had just subdued
Oat
Alexander
Bucephalus.
"Anybody can bust a broncho." he said,
"but it takes a man to put the snaffles
on a big four-legged devil like this one."
Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow
boys of that age allowed thp impression to
go out that they were afraid to try to
ride the savage beast, and the subservi
ent historians hastened to confirm that
impression.
A DinronroKrd IMifKer.
"I see they say that when a diamond
passes a certain cize it is worth no
more than a smaller one."
"How's that?"
"If it's too large it isn't marketable.
Nobody wants to wear a diamond as
bulky as a glass door knob."
"Is that so? Then it must be aw
fully discouraging for a man to dig up
a sparkler as big as a football."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ilia Idea of One.
The teacher in the Darktown school
wis hearing the class in geography.
"What is known as the Great Divide?"
she asked.
"Cuttin a big watermelon !" answered
ittle 'Kastus with a grin that showed all
his ivories. Chicago Tribune.
Had One of Her Own.
Mrs. Lottakids, who had been invited
to attend the opening session of the moth
ers' congress, was sendiug her regrets
over the telephone.
"It's awfully kind of you to ask me,
Mrs. Ondcgo," she said, "but I can't come.
I'm too busy looking xft Via children."
To X7a Cold Meat.
Take scraps of cold meat of any
kind, cut In uniform size, add a piece
of butter the size of a walnut and one
small onion, and fry together until
brown. Add boiling water to make a
food gravy, and thicken with flour to
the consistency of cream. This makes
an excellent "warmed-over" dish.
Pale,
a t
ivervoust
Thin,
?
"OUCH, OH MY BACK "
NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP
TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES, SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CAN'T RESIST
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Price 25c and 59c
It is estimated that in New York CItv
there are 12,300 men who were educated
for the bar who are in various employ
ments outside of law offices.
Then your blood must be in
a very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
then take it Ayer's Sarsa
parilla. If you doubt, then
consult your doctor. We know
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
This I t lie firt fincstion rivir rloetnr would
nk: "Are our h.'w. .s r'-;uiHr?" He knows
that d:iily ai'Tion cf the lumo.s is nl.S'lul-!y
i ssentlal ti recovery. Kerp your liver aetive
iuhI your bou-eW rt cular ly taking ia.i.ive
doses ol Ayer's J'ills.
MEMBER OF THE FAMILY.
, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN.
tV. L. Douglas makes and sells mors
men's $2. SO. S3.00 and S3. BO shoe
than any other manufacturer in the ...
&, vrorld, because they hold their
Shane, fit better, mrear lonoer. and
fi5n are of areater valuo than any other
shoes In the world to-day. tf5
W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Gil cdee Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At Any Price
f- t I in,, w. I. n-. his name and nriee in ntuminvl pri tvmoin. nmr n Mimiiinif
Sol.f liy the N st stme rii ali'r everywhere. Nboes nia.l
tiateti i'fiou live to ruv miJri'S
rv to unv ti.r: of te worlt. I .lu-
IMII lil.AS I trot 1. tun. Muss.
w- w'.iw CstSy One
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lde by J.C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mail. I
Also manutaoturers or
HAIR VlliOR.
E Cl'KE.
CH1.RRY PECTORAL. I
No. 17-08
it
IS
yers s
i
aiz&iSwe Brorno QwIhshq
USED THE WORLD OVER TO CURE A COLD Iff ONE DAY.
"N writing to advertisers please
mention this paper.
Always remembtT the full name. Look
for this .-ijrnature on everv box. 25c.
SWA
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color more roods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors siilc, wool and cotton equally well
Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at 10c a package, write for free booklet
and is guaranteed to give perfect results.
fj"w to dye, Dieacmana mix coiers.
MONROE DRUG COMPANY, Quincy, Illinois.