General Debility
Day In and day out there la that feeling
Of weakness that makes a burden of itself.
Food does not strengthen.
Sleep does not refresh.
It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality la on the ebb, and
the whole system suffers.
For this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalizes the blood and plvcs vigor and
tone to all the organs and functions.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
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RHINOCEROS BATTLES. 8
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William Cotton Oswell, who made
his (second expedition Into the interior
of southern Africa In 1847, had two
terrible experiences with rhinoceroses.
'Story of a FHrlndon.
"She wasn't one bit like the girls
who Indulge In public flirtations; she
was so tall and cold and istately," bean
the car conductor who observes things.
"When she Rot in at .'ir.th street I saw
her catch his eye immediately.
"He seemed indifferent and turned
Ills head away. She squeezed Into the
seat next to him and he became ab- !His son, in the lately published blogra-
IVot a fiooil Plan.
Gyer It Isn't always a good plan
for a man to try to make a name for
himself.
Myer Why not?
Oyer Well, I knew a man once who
tried it, and he was arrested for forgery.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXAT1VK UltO.MO QUININE Tablets
DniKgists refund money if it fails to cure. K. W
GKOVE'S signature is on outrh box. 25c.
Ilrudtlity.
Here the far wstern orator waxed fer
vent. "Fellow citizens," he exclaimed, "ordi
Tiarily I pay no attention to campaign
Blander, hut Hie candidate on the other
ticket has lied nlmnt mo so persistently
end maliciously that lorbea ranee has
Cfasod to he a virtue nnil I am going to
Lunelle' It tin without fsnves !"
"You can't!" hoarsely bellowed a man
with short hair, a thick neck, and a hull
dog face.
"Why not?"' demanded the orator.
"'Cause it's agin the rules. Anywheres
in this State you've got to have gloves
weigliin' at least two onnees !"
sorhed In looking out of the w indow.
"She went to all sorts ol' trouble to
attract his attention, that girl. I saw
her myself. . Finally she Jangled her
chatelaine loudly and looked at him
alluringly from beneath her long-lashed
eyes.
"Then ho turned and gazed at her
question ingly. She smiled, a bright,
unabashed smile, with the whole car
looking at her.
"Something In that smile warned
him, and" here the conductor paused
impressively and tried to hide the twin
kle in his eye "he reached out two
pink, chubby little hands to grasp her
dangling chatelaine.
"Well, sir, she kissed one of those
chubby little hands anil pinched U
j little apple red cheeks and then asked
I the woman who held hini a question.
: (iuess it was his mother and she asked
how old he was." New York Sun.
I
' How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
eny case of ( atarrh that, cannot bo cured by
Hull's Catarrh l nre.
E. J. ClIKNKY t CO., Prong., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known K. J.
Cheney for the last lo years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their tirm.
Wtssr & Tui'AX, Wholesale lirupgists, Toledo, O.
Walmni;, K innan & Mauvi.n, Wholesale Drug
gilH, 'loleelo, O.
Hall's ( a, arrh Cure is taken internally, not
ing directly u);;i Lhe blood and mucous sir-
laces ol the system, nice !.. per oolUt.
nais tree.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's .Toothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their childrea
luring i ho teething period.
Worth 1 11 1 -s iKtit I nif .
Saplelgh A little learning is a dan
gerous thing, they say.
Miss Caustique Well, why don't you
get a little and find out for yourself?
A Creat Outside Remedy.
Most pains are of local origin a ''crick"
in the hack, a twinge of rheumatism a soie
ii' ss ail over arising from a cold ate al
cured by outsi c applications. The quick
est Mif'esi, and most certain method is All
cock's Plaster, known the world over as a
universal remedy for pain. They never fail,
they act j i r 1 1 1 1 j i 1 y theyareclean ndchcap. '
You can go right ahead wi li your worn .
w hile t lie In a ing iit'occss goes on. Sixty
years' use has given them a great retaliation
bold by all biruniisis. lestiuu tiia
Hall s Family Pills are she best.
Not Excluding: American Student.
The authorities of the I'niver-ity of
Ilerlin say that .statements published
abroad to the effect that the stri-.igent
regulations concerning the admission
of students are designed to exclude
many Americans altogether tire uirr le.
Any graduate of an American college
who presents a passport and the diplo
ma of bachelor of arts or any other
equivalent degree will be admittej
without any questions. It is true thr.t
the diplomats of some of the smallest
institutions bearing the name of col
leges are omitted from the list of those
I recognized. The new regulations are
directed against Russians not having
sufficient means of supixjrt or who are
academically unqualified.
Anolln'i" lewpolnt.
"There is at least one thing to be
Raid in favor of hoarding bouses," said
Wedderly.
"What's that?" queried Singleton.
"The man who boards usually gets
what he kicks for," explained Wedder
ly, "but In bis own home be kicks In
vain."
TORTURtD WITH GRAVEL.
Since
a
rapt
Camp,
Not
r.
Using Doan's Kidney Pills
Single Stone Has Formed.
S. L. Crtite, Adit. Win. Watts
('. V., lb'iinoke, Ya., says:
i sintered a long,
lung time with my
back, and felt drug
gy and listless and
tired till the time.
1 lust from my usu
al weight, i'l!"), to
170. Urinary pas
sages ere too fre
quent and I have
had to get up often
at night. I had
adai'hes and diz-
zv spells also, hut
my worst suffering was from renal
folic. After I began using Dunn's Kid
ney Pills I passed a gravel stone as big i
ns a bean. Since then 1 have never;
had an attack of gravel, and have pick- i
Ki My "
White AnluialH f'an't Smell.
"Pure white animals," said a pet
stock dealer, "have no sense of smell.
Hence they are, continually eating
things that disagree with them, and In
eight cases out of ten poison them
selves and die. Fure white pigs should
never be allowed to run loose in the
fields and woods. For, without the pro
tection of a sense of smell, such pig,
when they get out, eat all sorts of poi
sonous roots and berries and die oft
rapidly. In Africa the white rhino
ceros pnis his itself by eating the eu
phorbia, and pure white sheep are rtilll
cu!t to rear because they are continu
ally munching shrubs and grasses that
don't agree with them."
Ilntlcr'n Fliijr.
Feb. 21, ISiiV., General I'.enjnmln F.
Ilutler presented to congress the first
genuine American Hag. made of Ameri
can materials by American labor, ovor
constructed In this country. I'iror to
that time till American goverinient
Hags had been made of Fnglish bunt
ing. Since then all our otlicial Hags
have bem the product exclusively of
American material and labor. There
were twenty-six stars iu the Hag at
that time.
tihy of his distinguished, father, re
cords these adventures.
He had one pre-eminently good
horse, Stael, the very pick of all he
ever bad in Africa, fast and most
sweet-tempered, and so fearless that
be would without whip, spur, or any
urging, carry his master right up to a
lion and stand perfectly motionless
within a few feet of the brute while
Mr. Oswell fired.
Returning to camp one evening on
Stael, be fired both barrels of bis rifle
at a white rhinoceros. Instead of drop
ping or bolting, It began to walk to
ward the smoke.
Oswell turned bis horse, only to find
a thick bush was against Its chest. Re
fore he could fell it the rhinoceros
drove Its horn In under the flank, and
threw horse and rider Into the air wifli
such terrific force that the ioint of the
horn pierced the saddle.
As they fell, the stirrup-Iron scalped
' his head for a space four inches In
! length and In breadth. He scrambled
' to his knees, and saw the horn actu
ally within the bend of his leg. With
the energy of self-preservation he
'sprang to his feet, but after tottering
a step or two tripped and came to the
'ground. The rhinoceros passed within
a foot without hurting him.
As he rose for the second time his
tfter-rbVjr came up witr? another gun.
Ihiif-puliing him from Irs horse, Os
well mounted it, and gf Hoped after
and caught the rhinoceros. Keeping
back the piece of scab" with his left
hand, he held the gun to his shoulder
with his right, aud shot the brute
dead.
On the return Journey to the Cano
lie met with the most serious accident
of his life. Stalking two rhinoceroses
he was lying flat when they came with
in twenty yards of him. The nearer of
the two came near stepping on hhn.
1 loiiing that his sudden appearance
from the ground would startle her and
so give hiniia eharjee of escape, he
sprang up and dashed alongside of her
to get in the rear, bis hand being on
her as he passed.
She Immediately gave chase. A
quick turn saved him for the moment;
the race was over in the next. As the
horned snout came lapping round his
thigh he rested the gun on the long
head, and, still running, fired lioth bar
rels; but with the smoke he found
himself sailing through the air, and it
was not until three hours later that
he recovered consciousness, to find a
deep gash In his thigh, eight Inches
long, down to the boue In all Its
length.
For nearly four weeks, unable to get
to the wagons, he made his bed under
a bush.
My Hair is
Extra L ong
Feed your hair; nourish it;
give it something to live on.
Then it will stop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only
hair-food you can buy. For
60 years it has been doing
just what we claim it will do.
It will not disappoint you.
" My hair noert to e very ihort. Put after
using' Ayer's llstir Vicr a "hurt time it KHn
to Krow, and now It in fourteen inche loiiR.
This seems a splendid result to meat ter heinij
aim . st without any liair." MU8. J. H. FlFKK,
Colorado Springs, Colo.
School for Smlllnor.
"Ton would be surprised," said a
teacher, "could you but know how
large a part the smile plays In real
life. In these days It is the woman
who smiles!
"Once upon a time It was the wom
an who frowned ; and there w ere
periods, in the Jane Kyre days, when
to wear an Imperious expression was
the real thing. Rut that was long ago.
In these days It Is the girl with a
laugh.
"Even queens laugh. In the latest
picture of Queen Amelia of Portugal
that royal lady wears a smile so deep
that it will not come off, while Queen
Alexandra has been caught by the
camera smiling.
"There Is a distinct art in smiling.
The eyes must smile and the whole
face must light up."
rmel Thrust.
The Rard Such a stupid, arr-ent-minded
janitor. I gave him one of my
poems to mail and instead of dropping
it in the mail box on the corner he
dropped it In the waste-paper box.
Miss Tabasco Rut why do you call
him stupid?
!
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if I
if JAgs j
penetrates to the spot Q
Right on the dot.
Price 23c and 50c t
8
(l Made by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, ll.il. I
Vtl Also manufacturers of M
LH y SARSAPARILLA. I
r If IM MM m w IILLJ.
gA. JtXKMSm'l O CHEK8V PECTORAL, fl Miss Tabasco Rut why do you call 6
i : ,
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t-" 1 av. "s a 7i fA a
IHE WINNINGOTROKE p
"-Y-i-r'"' "f
'.'''''."
An K vide n et' of Anlur.
"I suppise you can remember
lot of this land could have
when
been
el up to my firmer health and weight, j bought for a song
I ntn a well man and give 1 loan's Kid
ney Fills credit fur it."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Mi Iburn Co., Ruffalo, X. Y.
"Yes, answered Farmer Corntossel.
"Rut after seein' how much my daugh
ter's singin' lessons cost that doesn't
seem so cheap." Washington Star.
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Sun Itnvs Ilrlp Haiti neon.
John J. Sheerln, a member of the Lo
gansport police board, has become, bv
accident, a discoverer of what he be
lieves is a sure cure for baldness. Shw
rin has been bald for twenty years, but
last summer while spending his vaca
tion at at Eastern summer resort be
went about hare-headed. As a result
of the hot rays of the sun beating on
his head, his scalp became sunburned
and blistered. After the blisters had
dried and the skin had peeled off, Shee
rin says, he noticed a soft, downy
growth all over the place where the
hair ought to grow, and eventually tlrs
growth developed until he now has a
very promising crop of healthy and
vigorous hair.
Sheerln at first could not account for
the unexpected development, but is
now nrmiy convinced mat me expos
ure of his scalp to the sun and the sub
sequent sunburn actually produced
new life and energy to the dormant
roots of the hair. He is enthusiastic
over his discovery, and is recommenci
ng it to bis bald-headed friends, ni inv
of whom have agreed to give the rem
edy a trial next summer. Indianapo
lin News.
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If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the
health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's
improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to
choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas
ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature.
As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYRUP OF FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well
informed people, who would not use any remedy cf uncertain
quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a
bottle cf the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
.axative remedy is required. Please to remember that the
genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale in bottles of one size
only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of the
company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on
the front of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle.
. 1K
.V
I Lovisv 1 ilct. hy.
y '. i?FRNiA Fig Syrup CSiW . V
Wronar Time of Ycnc.
Fasscnger I snp;,oe yon knoiv, Sam,
that your bosses are cutting a melon.
Doesn't it mike your mouth water'.'
Pullman Porter No. suh. I dnne los'
mj interest in m"lo;i fur dis yeah. II if
would he clilT'unt, o" co'se, if dcy wuz
cahvin' a 'possum, sun.
FITS
rv .
St. Vitus' Pance nml nl! Nervous Jis"ne?
rv lv'H!urer. Sen. I 1t i it i-. l: ?- ! run nom-' inui
treatise. l)r. K. ILKliu. , 11., UJ1 Arch M.,l'Ullu.,ru.
,. ...... ...v. ,-w.v..... .w . ... .uivuu mv. ruiLin jn a MilLCei
' and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
isc pure Mood is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however,
sister?"
year-old
'Twin, Ton!
"What shall we name baby
asked a mother of her little 4
daughter.
"Call her Karly, mamma; that's a
pretty name."
"Karly? That is not a little girl's
name."
Every part of Hie body is dependent on the Mood for nourishment and
Strength. When this life stream is flowing through the pjsteiu in a state of
punt'
"because
the body is fed on weak, impure or polluted Mood, the system is deprived of
.-.. il. .1 ' . . 11 11J 11 . -c . .
jis Mreniu, tusease genus coiieci, aua ine icouoie is inaniiestea in various
vays. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
f how that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conunion as a result of too
much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the Mood, and Rheumatism. Ca
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Wood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated Mood1 "n- J'es- U is! u,I1't vou romom
disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. ,,or r,,;m to 111,1 "bout a little girl
These impurities and poisons find their way into the Mood in various ways. wll was t" he the May epieen, and who
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the wanted her mother to call her Karly?"
avenues ot bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour aud
form tiric aud other acids, which are taken up hy the Mood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is
iinothcr cause for the poisoning of the Mood ; we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
("Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
nre so unfortunate as to inherit bad Mood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Dad blood is the source of r.ll dis
ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to
suffer in some waj For blood troubles cf any character S. S. S. is the best is!'t running. It's standing still and
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation aud removes any w agging Its tail." Harper's Weekly,
and all pouxms, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely I
and permanently cures Mood diseases of
rvrn- b nl T io net ,in nf S fl S i M " nar (let
thorough that hereditary taints are removed your enormous wealth?"
and weak, diseased Mood made strong and I "I don't kl"m' J '" answered Mr.
health y so that disease cannot remain. It listln Stas. "Pin trying to determine
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores what method of petting rid of it will
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious subject me to the least criticism and
Dlood Poison, etc., and does not leave the ridicule." Washington star.
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course cf S. S. S. It is also nature's
jrreatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the svstem. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class
rur stores. Dook on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write, j , m,,
ii.t. VJJr i ori-L,irtL, Vmf JiMJiNMJlf LMm uozcu in me intelligence oluce.
A "Surfeit eil Cynic.
"Remember," said the melodramatic
man. "there are things in this life tmit
money cannot buy."
"Yes," answered the impecunious
person, wearily, "but I had enough of
them long ago. What I want now Is a
change." Washington Star.
PRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, Rogisicrcd
SHORTHORN CATTLE, Reg stered
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACIfIC NURSERY CO.
Catalogue Tree. Tangent, Oregon
LARGE
ENGLISH
BERXSKIRES
"C
All the best breed
ing and incJividu ilcty.
Young stock cn hand
Ht all time.-. i'onv
poinli'iici' solicited.
Satisfaction guaran
teed. Addre-s
D. L. kEYT
Perrydalc, Oregon
HOWAItT) K. r.T
l'lldviil. I'ele
riTO:v Assaycr
pet
BIG MONEY
NEVADA GciBd MINES
C. A. STOCKTON, Broker
228 Lumber Exchange
re- Chem'.
inn"! rnrf: Cio.il.
-liver, 1. ail, si : c ).,), f liver, 7 ; ue. i. 6...-; Ziue nr
0iH-r.?l. Cj-ani.K. t.. s. M .iuiXT enve.op. :imj
Mil j.r.iv list sent o.l a;-:iCratnri. Control ai d t'?:
pire work solicited. i.eicreuce: t'ax'uouu.13 2sue
.;ouul iliink.
GASOLENE ENGINES 3 to 4 horse,-
i.iver nilly warranted. US All an I
t; les at lowest rices. Wri:e for eatn'.o?.
REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY
Portland, Oreion,
A 1'ew Hundred
HiL'htly Invested
Means Kielies.
Write Today.
PORTLND. OatGON
CROPS NEVER
I.Ike n loir Wntoli.
Mamma had not nutiood tho chvk
fitrikins tlurliiR all of tho a f lorn. mi
anil, thinkinfr irh:iw It had stopp-'l.
she asUod littlo Uita to ro into tho hall
and sec If it was runniiio;. After a
haMy survey of the lon eii.liilti'ii
swin.i;in hack and forth. Kita ran ha. k
innouiicvd. "Why, no, mamma, it
In die l'ir SnaU
" ,0 M isi.sii.i (,!(,.
loriited. vMM.-io.t a"r- s i
Mill uwaii 'li - s. t'ler. 1
valley in tin' w ori.l. fine
illimens'- emf- ol' r.ti i. :i
0C0 invesle.t ii s ii: ,r 1. c
sion to Ve !ovm..ii(' pi.r
sources. Ahtmi slur
I'l'i'iuer. W r te l..r i ;i:t eii!:-r-.
c. f. ! i: i: i: i. v i i i ri
St. Al!lll4lll Ullfl AslltOII,
Vnlli
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Iiiill.c
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, Idaho.
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have stoo l the test for over n yenr,
ami ate still in th? lea. 1. Yhc:r"a'.'!.o;utc!
pot.n'.ar evi ry.
dealers. 1307 A
RUBBER STAMPS
ti nil :
St." .-
Ol 1
1. 1 r.ll,
ANt
Bst in America
We make them
Wo d.i not take orders nnd pe,1d our Knldvr
Mami.s, is, tie. Wcs manulactuie our
own goods, toir cjuijo '.ei i is tiie new . -t
nnd 1'cst in. neyeiin buy. W lite today for our
"Kubbtr Mainj) t ataloyuo."
THE IRWIN-IIOnsON CO
Portland, Oregon
ami ate sti .1 in tlir lead, i !'.e:r a. solute
certainty ol pro-.vtli. their tiv.comuioclv
l ;r:;e yiel.'.s of delicious vct t j! '.es nn I
lH'!.ut:lul l'.owers, make them the tnoj-t
ili.e and t.ie most
ere. Sold by all
seea Annual tree on request.
M-TTfv D. M. FERRY & CO.,
Detroit. Mich.
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PURELY
A Ir4ililem.
you intend to
tlo with all
VEGETABLE
I Most iliiipkiii jiif tastes as If the
pool; had forsetten to juit in an. filing
hut the pumpkin.
cool; In the kitchen is worth a
In tho liitellienee otlKo.
"v.'T ivy'.' q
HOLD UP!
a. rid consider
POMMEL
BRAND&LICKER,
THE
IIKC ALL
WATERPROOF
CLOTHING.
ismade cf the best
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LiK' fMn!iLfd x'.i b m
tfliiflf itcias r.fr-ht.'f j!
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MAKE MORE MONEY
ON FPvUIT CROPS
..lie icUri'' v-iiotv
r. Just; v ii. missoi ri
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Three Months Free
NO PLATES
1 ILY DENTAL CO.'Ks
I cine third .iff recit.ir friee for -h,.n r'
LESS
CEttTSIS
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