Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, December 06, 1906, Image 7

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    Rheumatism
Is one of tlio constitutional diseases, it
(manifests Itailf in local aches und pair.8,
Influmod joints and stiff niuscles.-but'lt
cannot ba cured by local applications.
It requires constitutional treatment, and
the best Is a course of the great blood puri
fying and tonic medicine
Hood'o Sarsaparilla
which neutralizes the acidity of the blood
and builds up the whole system.
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
Glrl-
me
Too AKxravallng,
-What made you toll nn
when I was whispering In school?
15oy Keen use you weru't whispering
loud enough so I could hear what you
were talking about. Detroit Free
i'ress.
The Original Porous Plaster.
It's AllcofkV. first int.-iwliu.o I
le sixty years atro. nml tmluir ii,i,,i...i
has the largest -nle .f ...... ;.. i ...
. .... r- - - - itnj VflU llliU IH-
edy millions he nur sol.l unmi: llv ti,,.f.,,,,i,-
.... ... ...I.. I . . . , . . "h"
j.... me niiuii- iiviiimi world. Tl
ien us l u ions, to be sure, but
lucre men one to
.'here have
never has
even n nn T.n r .i-itti & n
cock's tliu world's fctuudur I external rem-
for a weak buck, cold on he diet or
any I e;,l pa n the result of taking cold or
overstrain, the e's nut n- we know oftu
foiiip.ne with this lumoua planer.
Thou Kindly rcrvnrm.
It hniipeiied in n rnilwny stiitlon.
Tlie baby cried nnd cried ami cried.
'Tei-lmps he desiren his bottle," sug
gested a fatherly looking old party.
"lie has not been raised on the bot
tle," cuttingly replied the handsome
young woman who held the Infant.
The baby's shrieks grew terrific. Ho
made unmistakable signs that he want
ed his dinner.
"I?eg pardon, nia'iim," said the elder
ly party, "hut may I suggest that you
er permit the child to er take nourishment?"
"This lialiy belongs to my sister," re
plied the yo.ung hdy, blushing furious
ly, "and she won't be here for half an
hour. I'm holding It for her." Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
i
Mothers will find Mr. Window's Soothing
Syrup the btit remedy to use for their childroa
during the We thing period.
Mr.
The Ilutirr;
Gives is the 1
701 members,
iri.ui House of Ilenrespntn.
litest iu tlio world. It has i
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
4
Unable To Do Even Housework Be
cause of Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clinton
St., Napoleon, 0., Fays: "For fifteen
years I was a gieat sufferer from kidney
troubles. My back
pained me terribly
Every turn or move
caueed sharp shoot
ing pains. My eye
sight was poor, dark
tpots appeared be
fore me, and 1 had
dizzy epells. For
ten years I could
and for two Years
did not get out of the house. The kid
ney eecretions were irregular, and
doctors were not helping me. Doan's
Kidney Pills brought me quick relief,
and finally cured me. They saved mv
life." '
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
not do housework.
Plillolttjclrullr Lutrlcal.
Gayhoy That'll where you are
wrong. You don't seem to understand
the use of words. If a thing it "round"
it can't be any "rounder."
Mr. Gayhoy Then there Is no such
thing as a "rounder." Thtnks, dear.
You won't call me one again, will you?
Beware ol Ointments tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the snnie of
tmiull and completely iera.ujf.j the wholes sys
tem wr.ea entering!! tumugu the luUCutM
Hiiri'accs. f-uca article should never bo used
Clapton prukri iiiit.uii lieu re;uittblo l v
m iain, as i tie llamas ! they wil l no is ten i fil
M t:.e good you enn possibly rljiivtjfn.m tl.em.
Hall h (. atafru Cur.;, mmiufftclurcil ly K J.
I heney t i o., Toledo, ., contain!" no n.crcury,
ami in ta.en imema ly, acting? dimcily upon
the blond ml iiiucmijs t ur.'ucm of the tsvBiem.
in buying Hall's Htiirrh ( uru bo sure you get
tlio genuine. Jt is taken inieriiallv, and niale
in Toledo, Ohio, by y. J. Cl.euty Co. 'ieati
uicmmls free.
S ild by lirupgMn, price 7."c. bottle.
llull'i l aiuiij 1111s are the beat.
Tnlile llnatnrtl.
Common, ordinary, every-rtay table
mustard obtained Its name In a remark
ably curious way. It is said that Philip,
Duke of Burgundy, granted to Dijon
t-ouie armorial bearings on which was
the motto, "Moult me lariic"
This was later carved in a stone arch
way of the city, but as the years went
by the central word became effaced. A
certain firm In the city was engaged
in the manufacture of sinapi, wlik'h
was the former name for mustard, and,
wishing to label its product with the
city arms, copied the Incomplete motto.
Thus, ignorant people seeing the
name "moult tanlc" on the Jars, fell
into the custom of calling the contents
by that title. In time "moult-tarde'
was contracted to tnoularde (mustard)
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In most houses there is a room without
proper heating facilities to say nothing
of chilly hallways. Even though the
heat of your stoves or furnace should be
inadequate to warm the whole house there
need not be one cold spot if you have a
PERFECTION
Oil MeafeF
(Eqnlpped with Smokeless Device)
It will heat a room in no time and will keep it warm and cozy. Oper.
ated as easily as a lamp and perfectly safe. Wick cannot be turned
too high or too low. Gives no smcke or smell because fitted
with unique smokeless device. Can e-e tarried about,
which cannot be done with an ordinary stove. The
Perfection Oil Heater is superior to all other oil
heaters and is an orrument to any home. Made in
two finishes nickel and japan. Brass oil fount beau
tifully embossed. Holds four quarts of oil and burns
nine hours. Every heater warranted. If not at your
dealer's write nearest agency for descriptive circular.
TIIE f-SX'V Srtk IT Q Wfi IT is the safest and best
JCLytfi JLditip aU.round i,ouseboU
lamp. Made of brass throughout
and nickel -plated. Equipped with latest unproved
burner. Every lamp warranted. An ornament to any
room whether library, dining-room, parlor or bed
room. Write to nearest agency if not at your dealer's.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
2j
DuMaurler was GO when he gave
Trilby" to the world, but DeMorgan,
whose "Joseph Vance" has just appear
ed and Is receiving hlirh praise both
here and In England, is over 70, and
he Is said to still be hearty and writ
ing other novels.
The story that Martin Coe tells the
village literary society in "The Story
of Martin Coe" Is drawn straight from
real life. When Ralph Paine, the au
thor of the book, wus reporting for
one of the New York papers, some of
the filibustering expeditions along the
Cuban const In 1800, he and the party
he accompanied had almost identically
tho same experiences tliat Martin Coe
retails to his wide-eyed audience. Mike
Walsh, the original Martin Coe, was
also one of the party.
Poland Is not a favorable nursery
for sailors, yet It was the birthplace
of Joseph Conrad, a master both of
ships and virile English. How he came
to employ a foreign language In his lit
erary work is thus related: Many years
ago, when he could not read a word
of English, a missionary at a Chinese
port handed him a copy of the King
James version of the Bible. Immodi
ately he determined to learn the Eng
lish language. With the Bible as his
only textlKiok he began. It was slow
work, as the only assistance he had
was through occasional talks with Eng
lish sailors, but ho kept at It until he
had accomplished his self-set task, and
there Is no doubt that the vigor and
picturescjuenoss of his style are largely
due to his hard-earned familiarity with
j the language of the English translators
j of the Scripture.
Miss Braddon, one of the best known
jof the English novelists, who hits nev-1
erthek'ss always kept her private llfji
iiKhlen from the world, has recent. y
levlebraled her (ilith birthday. We all
I know nowadays that she is Mrs. John
.Maxwell, that she dwells at Hichniond,
I In Lichfield House of historic renown,
land that one of her sons, W. B. Max
well, Is a novelist of distinction. Miss
Braddon has lately consented to talk
about herself fur publication. Her first
commission, when she was a mere girl,
was to write a long story "combining
:he humor of Dickens with the plot con
struction of (J. W. M. Reynolds." The
lunik was called "Three Times Dead,"
and she received for It about $12.o0.
She gained foi;tu:io ami fame at a
bound, however, w hen "Lady Audley's
Secret" was published in book form.
General Maxwell Is the framer of
nn interesting theory respecting George
Idiot 's choice of her psudoiiyme : "Many
ye.trs ago some time in the 4o's a
young oliicer of the Bengal I avalry
i very tine young man, I believe call
ed (jeorge i onnitiiorue l'.imt, was acci-
entaliy drowned in the lake of Nvnee
Tal. in the lower Himalavas. Now, it
will be admitted that Douulthorue is
very uncommon name: yet we have
Arthur Donnith irue In "Adam Bedo,"
and we have the rest of that young
man s name, (ieorge Eliot, as the nov
elist's psetidonyiiie. I think there is
something In this. It Is too remarka-
!c a coincidence to be due to mere
hance. Who knows but that the
Jeorg- Donnithonie Eliot, of Nynee
I'.tl, was tin early friend, tlame or
ideal of .Marian Evans, and hence her
adoption of the name George Eliot?"
AILRSEfJTS
mm?
TPDg
The Old-Monk-Cure will
straighten ou' a contracted
muscle i,j a Jiffy.
JACOBS
Don't plcy possum with pain,
but 'tend3 strictly to business.
Price 25c and 50c
Hauutlne; Siotn.
There was a peculiar sound from the
drection of the woods as the member
of the Birdlovers' Society sat in the
window of her friend's country home
one summer afternoon.
She quickly took her small "Bird
Guide" from her ever-present bag, arid
rapidly turned the leaves. At last Jhe
paused with a smile of satisfaction,
and listened, with her finger between
two leaves of the little book, till the
sound came again.
When It was repeated an expression
of doubt flitted across her features, but
stlil she was hopeful.
"You probably know many of the
bird notes, living so near the woods
and In such a quiet spot," she said to
her friend. "Can you tell me what
bird that Is?"
"That," Paid her friend, briefly, "Is
our goat. We fchall have to move him
farther off."
It Q
me o
'gg.7.'.g33W1 i
ISerompenie.
"They say that suburban life Is not
so had."
"No; I suppose not. AVe must re
member that a great deal of the suburb
anite's time is spent iu the city." Pitts
burg Post.
' M
uiets
oua
This is one reason why Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is so valua
ble in consumption. It stops
the wear and tear of useless
coughing. But it does more
it controls the inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, and
heals. Sold for 60 years.
" Aver'a Hirrry Fprti-ai hm lipon a ruentar
life preserver to rue. If irii'ht iun through
a severe att-.t! f j nP'.mrHi:;, hp.I 1 fi-el
that I owe mj life to Irs wot 'lerful cn-atlve
propertied." William II. Iiilitt, Wawa,
imikM'- ' 1 1 11 -UTT mr
Made by J. C. Ayr Co., Z.iT7ell, Mais.
Alio m.-iuractu-'ura or
SARSAPARILLA.
PILLS.
KAlX VIGOR.
Hasten recovery by keeping thd
bowel3 regular with Ayer's Pliij.
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fivers
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TERCUSCN. KLYCE L CO.
Wholrilr Rlrrchants
SKIP US YOUR FRUIT, VEGETABLES
I oiiltry, PKf. icul, iIr'!i.C( purk.fic. K
tihiii'lir l jeiirs. I nn' luc nl urn : ln'i
tiH'lr; ioin.ii'iit Hlri'mii; proinpt io
tuiii. Sli i j. .r w riH'. Kckrt iK : M amli
l.i ,hii Aim rii hii bank.
Commission Merchants
SfATTlf. WASH.
BIG MONEY
For 5 mi in
NEVADA ccpacnrd MINES
C. A. STOCKTON, Broker
228 lumber Ftchancr
PORIIAND, ORfOON
WANTED
111 this. I.m !ity (or rNi--br) it linstl. r to !l
fiir tor. ( 1 x rriiiii r Hut lit t-. Miry 1.. r
urctM..) Ail. In
ORLGOM NURSERY COMPANY
SdU'm, OrrKOn.
A Ki'v lhni'lrt''l
Ulirilllv llirKl
M Mil. Klt'l;..
rur lo.iin .
m PLATES
I ILY DENTAL CO.
the n:mz$
DEMISTS
nml lrol.tn
.fT i!! r" linliitfly nit limit nin. I tmin
tirn i ml Itlitidln Iter. W trk I lie I tout. I'tnti
li.f I.mmi'i. !-.unl k"il t ronn.fl; Hri'lL't' nork.
t r l.x'tli; ...it uti'l l-iininrl Tiiliiii:.
li. I op. I'h t l.nl U r riwrn, s r mU; kikkI
fcr' I i-ti, ii,.i,.
Third and Cetub Street. PortUnd. Oregon.
Banking Ln ial
WE PAY
Illlt Suit OvtT Small Sum.
A CcoriM niilrmui anil ni of Its pa
trons liiivt' pt as fur ns the Supremo
l ourt of tint State with a lawsuit in
which tiic sum of money at Issue is IS
ivnts, hut there is a principle Involved
which holli sides are determined shall
he settled for all time.
In Atlanta, as in most cities south
of New l)iij,'hind. one cannot enter a
train without exhihitiiif; a ticket and
liavini; it punched at the gates. An
Atlanta man to aid a woman wifh aj
ifonil deal of hand lindane- lmuslit a
ticket to th( nearest station beyond at'
the price named. It was stamped "re-1
Jeeniahle If not used." The purchaser
,liofore leavins the station presented it
for redemption, hut this was refused.'
He then went to the local court, which
decideil In his favor. Tho railroad
rsMiipany then appealed to a higher
iMiirt. on the ground that in his pt:r-;-hase
of the ticket he Mniply pretended
to enter a contract and his purpose was
to defraud.
Again the imrchaser ohtained a judg
ment and t'.ie case Is now I.fore the
.iil-i t un- t nun hi ieorj;ia. The prin
ciple of tho plaintilT Is that tlu rail
rad had no riirlit to tpiestion his mo
tives when he presented the ticket for
redemption and that of the railroad
company Is that the oxisteni-e of the
pito s; stem Is at issue.
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and phy when in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they induce, the outdoor
lite they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
? llke the FIeasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Svrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate cf its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in Its action". We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome California;!
blue iigs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do net
approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accent It. If vnu f ii! tn rrpf tK- rMnnina vaii twill t- ;i. u ,r. cc4-.
J i -i J fo 1 1 y uu "in uul ,cl lib uciiciiciai eirrci:?.
cverv farm v should always h.-ive n bnttlp nn llln.-l oo if io aninl'ir l-owf"tr ill
f J-l . ' -...i.. vw IUUiU, U.O Jl IO VV.Jl.lU.llJ' L 1:
e parents ana tne cnuaren, wnenever a laxative remedy is required
v-
e
.0(50
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Loior more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk,
guaranteed ko give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at ltc a PdCkdxe.
ileach and mix colors. MONKOE DRUG CO.. L'nionvillc. M.ssouri.
wool and cotton eoualty well and Is
Write tor tree booklet how to dye.
Ninety ppr cent of
I'niled Stales is held
the people.
the wealth of the
hy IU per cent of
S. Wins Vaorr nntl all Tfcrvous Dlaft'ie
rmanently cured br It. Kline's (Irai
'Tve K.-suirer. lenil for KHKK S2trl.il 'initlp ui .l
treaiite. l.ir It lLKliu.,11. mi Arob t-l.,i,tilla..r.
GASOLENE ENGINES 3 to 4 norte-
icwer lully srrnutcd, (U Ml les mi i
tj ie at Invest prices. Write foreatalnfr.
RtlERSON MACftllMtliY COMPANY
Portland, Oregon.
Inolr
siipprise there
"I
the foaikil'rr."
SpHrks, "lmt he
business
ciders."
Allen.
is sueh a person as
musil Fneie Allen
has either r-r red from
MY DEAR FRIEND
THIS
R'EANS
YOU
OUT OP T?E RUT
I urn designer 'f l.oAk. iimi;aKine ni
rataiopue enver. t'Uincss cards, letter
lica ls. lull heads and a.lvei uinn euts: can
make the print nf your s-turp look entirely dii
leicut by removing poles, etc., from print.
CHARLES SCHRAM
24"' Morrison St. PORTLAND, OREGON
or he's hopelessly behind ou his
Consider the postage
l:e in its ability to
it ets there. Write
PtHinp; its usefulness
Mick to one thing till
lor particulars.
in i ijTTtf 1
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RUBBER STAMPS
j 528 lumber fxchangp, Portland, Orrgon
Cest in America
We make them
We do not take orders and peddle our 1: n J1 -. r
stamps, sea:, tte. We manufacture our
Own goods, i uir c.,mp!iieiii is m, t,,., ,t
a;"l 'l ney can buy. rue lodav tor our
"liubler Maii.p I Mtiiloue."
THE 1RWIN-HODSON CO.,
Portland, Oregon
IV!. L. DOUGLAS
s3.5Q&s3.GO Shoes
best in Te wcn.n
rf.l .rou-rlas $4 Gilt Ed3 line
Cf .iiee:ua:lods!anyc:,:3
, s 1 ( t" l'r.t ;
V. I.. I'oiul ii' JnU
H p is I :.. :
t-iiil l :e in i l. s .-.ur ;rv
v,.-f i..r r , ,:,'
Ii.-tve
Ml ill t
INTEREST
On aviinrs ilej.osiH of a dollar
or more, ii inpo unl.-d m ,,-,
t-very year. It ih just .n cany
to open a S;tviiii:s Account w.tii
us liy Ma 1 as if you lived m tt
door. Send for mir free look
let, "l ank ne I y Mail," and
learn lull j aiticulara. Addrvna
Oregon Trust Be
bavmgs Bank
Portland, Orecon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
A IIi-iiiixtii t If ilrlt.
"It must N a (in,, thim; (,,
callery of :iiifctr.il nrt r.i it
man wln atltiurcs 'n'.l:j;rct.
"I dt.n't know." aiisuotvd Miss f.iy
pni.e. -tiallcry niuvtirs aro usn-illv
fn nil nosotl ami sleepy c.tctl. Wlicii
I look over our own family aJlii!n ,
Inelineil to think that iilaln. ovi-rvdar
fr.itidiiaronts are much bettor Wkin."
Washington Star.
i huh ict mo proiosfsional iKillt i,.jnn
work you. He 1 wurkint; for a liviti"
you an workhij: for phhI government:
for lower taxes ami for ,,;tv
cllieii-ney In iibl!e affairn. Mis inter.
estsj are not jours; pay no attention
to his talk.
MAKE EVERY DAY
COUNT-
l 1 I V V
no mat
bad ihs v.eather
You ccxnnet
at lord to be
without a
TOWER'S
f J & A- J A VJ. tV W' 4
OILED SUIT
DK. SLICKER
Ticn you buy
looK for the
SIGN OF THE FISH
tonus
!!
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CLASSIFIEDADVERT!S!N'G
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addrre in Tof Hand of Hrprt
irn'ilnf t iisimn I irrm.
llumlilo pie ! not Iiird to
wben it gets j-ou your ou may.
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l 111- .M r I;
r-rpMraior lo Iw th
liur.Kuoj c, k ma aud Cma.
ti: W" fci.m-a'iifHft ih r. .
t-t. Wriw luc un aia.o.
We have reived the cuestion of
hew to make your money pay
you
tov,-.v--s-v
S'0S ICk' M'ESYCVaV .X ALL TlliiZi.
I 'S!. I;",. V. . ; s- . ( . . m r. ,
....- & i .1.. : . - .J,..'.,.!! CO!
.11. .1
v. c.tr
PER YEAR
Instead o! 4 per cent, and allow
you to keep it under your own
control. Principal euaianteed by
Bank Certilica'.e cf Deposit. You
select the tank. Wnte today
lor particulars.
Pacific Gasst Securities Ga.
Portland, Oregon
Tr W. I.. I tm
Chil.in h's -.I.-'.
llicv cc
If I could tak
S .fll ls.. y, 1
f.ir sn it. Li an.l
1 iHli. r iu;::.c.
V!U IlltO
r.iv i3v:
3
f-istories at r.cosklon. '..-.ss..an J jho-.
ou how careiuHy W'.l . PouiasfrhuiM
are made, ou wtmlJ thin understaii.l
why they held tiuir shape, fit better,
wear longer, and .ire of greater aluj
than any other make.
hfrecr you ymi can -iMain W. I,
P.ui l is h" s. Hi n.mif anj pre is st:.ir I
on tne h tttoT. 5 hi.li prt-t-.t . cu anuinst i
rris'r and linerinr sii,.. Take no iu'-s. .
fate. Ark vmr Je:-!er i.r . 1.. l)oulj t!i . .
nj ins:st upt-n ha ir liiem.
Vri.c i'r l:?tivir.iit-1 C.U.tl 'c "1 -i'l s.
W. L. 1KH.C1LAS. lk-pt. l.t. l.rticktu.T."
P. N. U.
lyiiKX nriiin,; iii,l,r1ers.lc,e
I f nirnii.-n I in pi,r.