Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, May 17, 1906, Image 3

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Hood's Sarsaparilla
Has surpassed all other medicines, in merit,
ales and cures.
Its success, great as it bas been, has ap
parently only just begun.
It received more testimonials in the last two
years than any previous two over iC.OUO.
It has the abiding confidence of the people
the 8trontrent proof of its unequitled worth.
It purifies the blood, cures all blood dis
eases, all humors and all eruptions.
It strengthens the. stomach, creates an
appetite and builds up the whole system.
It cures that tired feeling and makes the
weak strong.
In usual liquid, or In new tablet form.
100 Doses One Dollar. '
Bricks from Sana.
A correspondent of Cardiff, Wales.
, reports that great sand dunes extend
for miles along the north court of the
British Channel. These, in addition to
Deing utterly wortniess for all pur
poses, are also a menace to the narrow
strip of lowlands between them and
the hills. A company of business men
have determined to put the sand to
some use, and if their works prove
profituble an Industry will be built up
on the dunes. The plan Is to manu
facture bricks from sand. The experi
ment has proved a success on the conti
nent where the bricks are produced in
several colors and take a glaze satis
factorily. Some experts claim that
these bricks made of sand and lime
will be the building brick of the future
In Wales and the United Kingdom.
Reform Needed.
"Senator," asked the reporter, "is there
likely to be any reform legislation in the
near future?"
"Ptobably not," answered the eminent
talesman, "but the conviction is growing
tint there ought to be a change in the
form of administering the oath in courts
of justice."
"In what respect?"
"Well, it is felt that a witness should
be sworn merely to tell the truth and
noth;ng but the truth. Telling the whole
truth is not only unnecessary in most
cas?s, but is sometimes highly injudicious."
WASTED TO A SHADOW,
But Found a Cure After Fifteen Years
of Suffering.
A. II. Stotts, messenger at the State
Capitol, Columbus, O., says:
"rorniteen years i
had kidney troubles,
ana tnougn i aoctorea
4 ! 1 1 f 11 II i.
ii laiiniuiiy, nouiu nut
II find a cure. I had
i i t i j
iieavy Dacaacaefl, ujb
zy htadaches and ter
rible urinary disor
ders. One day I col
lapsed, fell insensible
on the sidewalk, and
then wasted away in
bed for ten weeks. After being given
up, I began using Doan's Kidney Pills.
In a couple of months I regained my
old health, and now weigh 188 pounds.
Twelve boxes did it, and I have been
well two years."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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The Difference,
A. II. KIrkland of Huston is conduct
lug a light against the moth, lie lias
Imported from Zurich a great quantity
of moth purusltes, and with the help
of the little creatures he and the peo
ple of Massachusetts hope to obliter
ate the moth completely.
"Our work may succeed," said Mr.
Kirkland recently, "or we may err
somewhere, and It may fall. It must
succeed If we make no mistakes but
then, you know, mistakes are comiuou.
"Mistakes are common everywhere.
I heard a lawyer and a doctor taunt
ing one another this afternoon about
them.
" 'You make a good many mis
takes, I suppose,' the lawyer said.
" 'You too, no doubt,' said the doc
tor. "'But doctors' mistakes are often
buried deep under ground,' said the
lawyer.
" 'Yes,' said the doctor, 'and law
yers' mistakes often swing six feet in
the air!"
Fallacy A boat Jewelera
Jewelers, when watches are with
them for repairs, are frequently insult
ed with the remak :
"I trust there Is no danger of orys-
tals being substituted for the jwel la
the works of my watch."
For a great many persons think there
are'' dishonest jewelers who make a
practice, with "full-jeweled" watches,
of substituting crystals for tbe'Jewets
at an enormous profit
As a matter of fact, there la no truth
In this suspicion. A jeweler, no matter
how dishonest, could not steal the jew
els In a watch, for they are valueless;
they only cost 10 cents apiece.
In antique watches the jewels were
often costly. In modern watches they
are never worth more than $15 a gross.
CtAM'8 HORN BLASTS
CLASSIF1EDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre
sentative Business firms.
1'IIOTO MriM'I.lKN; Kodak dpvplnpliiK and irlnt
tog; write lor prices. Woodard, t'lurke dt Co.
WAIIIC I.AN1 KU.vs Wrtxur Co., 1'ortland.
Ixwo.il prices on 1-untcrun and Hlldra.
KI.A8TIC HOlKKV;Supporini. Braces; Knit to
Fit; free nitfnaurcim'ut blanks: Woodurd, i'lurkc
IIOKSKHof all kinds for sale at very reasonable
prices, luiiulre 274 Front Kt
TltlTSSKH Rent nn approval; we eunrnntee fit la
most Uilllcult cases; Woodard, Clarke A Co.
AKTIFK IAI. KVKH; every shade and sbapv; as
sortment sent on approval; v, oodard, llarfc Co
CHI AM KKPAHATOHS We KUurantee Die U.S.
r-epHrutor to be the best. Write tor fro cata:og-.
Mazeiwood Co.. Fifth and Oak.
Make a Difference.
Dwellers In apartment houses some
times seem to forget that conversations
In the entrance halls may be overheard
by other tenants. This was the greet
ing which a belated husband received
at the door of his apartment recently :
"Don't talk to nie ! I know very well
what you would say! But I know
you have been off playing poker and
lost all your money !"
"No, I didn't, my dear; I won twen
ty dollars," was the conciliating an
swer.
The other voice suddenly modulated.
"Well, perhaps after all we women
are a little too severe a man should
have a little recreation now and then."
He Was Looking- Ahead.
In a cozy chair Mr. Trouble Hunter
at In front of a big warm stove, but
looked sad as the smoke curled from
his clear Havana cigar.
Ills lovely wife placed her arm on
the top of the chair back and with the
other hand stroked his troubled brow.
"Has something gone wrong In busi
ness, dear?" she asked.
He remained silent.
"You've been disappointed over
something?"
He remained silent and on his face
care brooded.
"What on earth Is worrying you.
dour?" she asked with tears In her
voice.
"I was just thinking," he said sadly,
"of the approach of spring, when I'll
have to take the stovepipe down." In
dianapolis Star.
MEN'HCl.OTHIN( ItnfTum rendition, sole
HKeuis Alfred Benjamin t'o.'s correct clothes.
F.verythlng In men's ftirnlshlnKS. Morrison aud
blxtb streets. Opposite posioffice.
I'Ot'I.TKY FOOli If you want your hens to lay
more eges write us for free particulars about PU
HINA l'Ot'LTKV HiKits Acme Mills Co.,
1'ortiaDd, OreKou.
1'IAKOH A ORdANS Oldest piano house on Pa
cific coast. Organs and Pianos on easy payments.
Write for list. Iet us quote you a price. Alleu A
Oil bert-llamaker Co., Portland, Oregon.
TRI.KORA PHY TAl'OHT FItEK. Com
plete course and position secured when graduated
1 his offer tro"l only for short time. Write fur i ar
ticular. PACIFIC TKl.KURAl'lI INHTITCTK
Wraod llieatie Building, Portland, Oregon.
Tbe Slan on the Steps.
They were going to the matinee. She
was up in her boudoir putting on fin
ishing touches, and he was sitting im
patiently on the front steps.
"George,' she called down sweetly,
"Just one minute more until I find my
gloves."
Flftn minutes passed.
"George," came from above, "wait
another second. I've lost my pin."
Twenty minutes slipped by.
"George," she continued, "don't go,
One moment A button Just Jumped off
my shoe."
Long silence. Then George calls
wearily :
'Hurry a little, Ethel. If you get
down In another five minutes we can
make the evening performance. Mat
luce's over long ago."
Warning Notes Calling the Wicked ta
Kepentance.
PIRITUAL vision
Is not material
blindness.
The. roses drop
from sin, but the
thorns remain.
God is working
toward a perfect
man in a perfect
world.
A criminal may
escape from bis
cell, but not from himself.
The life of goodness is the likeness of
God.
Many lose their souls to save their
skins.
It is a mistake to be forever copying
copies.
Ritualism is an attempt to feed men
on furniture.
The simplest patriotism is the hard
est to practice.
He is a brave man who thinks new
thoughts aloud.
The godly man is he who acts divine
ly to his fellows.
. Duplicity of conduct will not win lm
pltclty of confidence.
Tbe riper the fruit of holiness, the
lower it bends Itself.
There will be "good will amongst
men" when they all do God's wilL
Tbe angel's song is not set for their
choir alone, but for' all tbe chorus of
humanity.
Sorrows cannot separate us from the
Savior, but He shall yet separate us
from them.
8ACRIFICIAL CUSTOMS.
17 -
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the Rirna-
mm vi iuwi. mi. r ictcuer, una has oecn mane under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-'food" aro but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Cnstoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
Rorie, lrops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee It destroys "Worms
and allays Fcverisliness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy aud natural sleep. '
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
Bean the Signature of
aw at
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Mere, er tiniii. unnin am.
Odd ReMvloiia Rite Still Practiced
Among tbe Armenian Feaaanta.
The Rev. George E. White, a mission
ary of the American Board In Marso
van, western Turkey, Is the author of
an article in the Hartford Seminary
Record on "Present Day Sacrifice ia
Asia Minor," in which he says:
"Some time ago the writer was one
of a summer excursion iarty which set
out to visit a well-known iiool of. water
tucked away in a beautiful nook high
up among the Anatoliun mountains, and
with a wide reputation for sanctity and
healing powers. We arrived Just as the
last of a flock of 300 sheep were being
passed through a peculiar hole in the
thin edge of a huge rock to deliver
them from a disease of the liver sup
posed to prevent the proper laying on
of fat While we were lunching an
other party arrived who proceeded to
build a fire, kill a goat they bad
brought and roast the meat, and after
a little we were presented with some
of tbe sacrificial meat and urged to join
our new friends in the eating of it
The leader was a redhead or Shlite
Turk and was accompanied by his wife
and a nominally (Christian) Armenian
cattle-lifter. They did not Inform us
of the object of their petition and in
view of all the circumstances It would
not have been good form to inquire, Tbe
spot Is much frequented by young moth
ers who wish to Induce an abundant
flow of milk. That happens to be the
only time that I have ever partaken of
sacrificial food.
"I once officiated at a wedding, how.
ever, where the bride, but not tlie bride
groom, was a Protestant When the
wedding procession reached the door of
tho new home the men passed in, but
the women were halted at tlie outer
gate while tlie throat of a sheep was
cut on tlie threshold Just before the
bride stepped across It, and some of
tlie fresh, red blood was smeared on her
wedding shoes.
"Devout Armenians often eagerly
contribute to a common fund, with
which a sacrificial meal is provided for
the poor, or for all who may hapien to
be present The oriental trinity con
sists of tbe fatlier, the son and the
Virgin Mary, and, in a town known to
the writer, at tlie feast of Bt Mary,
they provide calves or sheep by a com
mon contribution, adding to them.pom
fifty loaves of bread. Tbe bread and
meat are then distributed from tlie
church door to the community poor. One
yair recently the observance was omit
ted, ns some lcgan to question its noed,
but during the next .year thirty-five
children from the homos of that com
munity died, and when tlie feast of the
Mother of God came round again tbe
people rose en masse to resume the okl
custom."
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TheWinningtroke
If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the
health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's
improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to
choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas
ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature.
As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYR0P OF FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well
informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain
quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a
bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the
genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale in bottles of one size
only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of the
company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on
the front of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle.
ffa?FQRNiA fid Syrup
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W. L. Douglas
3&3SHOES
W. L. Douglas $4.0O Cilt Edge Line
cannot be equalled at any price.
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In W0"L0
tSTABUSHED
Capital 2.3ociooq
W. L. DOUGLAS MA KES t SELLS MORE
MEM'S $3. SO SHOES THAN AMY OTHER
MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD.
t1 fl finn REWARO to anyone Mho cm
W I U,UUU disprove this statement.
If I could take you into mv three larire factories
t Brockton. Mass.. and show you the infinite
care with which every pair of shoes Is made, vou
would realize why W. L. DouifIhs S3. 50 shoes
cost more to make, why they hold their shape,
fit better,, wear longer, and are of greater
intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe.
W. L. Douglas Strong Mado Shoam for
Mon, 92. SO, $2.GO. Boy a' School A
Oress Shoos, $2. BO, S2, $1.7 5, SI. BO
CAUTION . lnsift upon haunt; W.L.lHiug
las (ihiias. Take no substitute. None genuine
Without his name and price ptnmpeii on bottom.
fast Color uelets used ; then mil not wear brasiy.
Write for Illustratml Ct:tlopr.
W. I- DO LOLAS, Brockton, Mass.
Elevates Water
by WATER POWER
THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM
The) nard-Worklna- Reformer.
"Sometimes." Bnld Uncle Ebcn, "it
pears to me like a reformer was one o'
desuere people dut has to talk two
Lours an' a half to 'spress one o' de ten
commandments. An' dar warn't no dis
pute 'bout dat In de firs' place."'
Washington Star.
c i - iv:wr .fc..? .fr ,'17v! Frfiar' r raff" -.. fHi.' ir "C PW S, -
Ilia tleunn.
"But," argue tlie royal cabinet, when
Pharaoh decides to begin the erection
of the first pyramid, "why do you want
to put this huge mass of stoneT Can
you give a grwxl reason for It?"
-Sam Hill, nor testily replies
Pharaoh. "Hut In the centuries to
come our reign will be unforpottcn be
cause of the many reasons nsslgiied by
scientists for tlie building of tlie pyra
mids." New Orleans PIcayuiM.
Bnalneaa Knterprlaa.
"How Is everything gtlng7" asks the
manager of tlie deitartment stvvrv of the
superintendent of his restaurant
"Good buslnesa In everj-tlilng eseept
the bahe and Ktews," ansnrera tho
superintendent "I rant uotWrstand
why w doot bora mora demand lor
tbenv
"XnmrOm 'am," iHtrVoea tlx martfkoaa.
AdrVrtlaa t fTVf remiaun) ma,"
A mn alwaja Ym a patt1a i uusai
for net oNrJng th fora-thy-naljhho-
as-rtij-polf eoTmnandv
Afbsr a rmui one rrrag the rent etrm
be imsnt nrufh trsa for but other
bwnd
How's This?
We offer One Uundred Dollars Reward fot
any case of Catarrh that cauaot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHE.NEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, hare known t. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all buMnet-s transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
W K.-T & Tbuax, W holesale Druists, Toledo. O.
V ALDiNQ, K lh.NAM t Makvin, holebale Drug
gists. Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cnre Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur-
me system, i rice ioc. per ootua.
faces of
bVM by all Druggists.
IlaU's Family rills i
Testimonials lie.
are the best.
What Father Thoaajht.
A New York teacher of Instrumental
music was one day telling the father of
a pupil, a lad of 10 years, of the prog
ress made by the boy In his studies.
"I think he Is Improving a great deal,"
said the professor. "He will certainly
letirn to play the piano."
"Is that so?" nwkerf the father, much
gratified, "I dUn't know whether he
a-BR really Improving or whether I was
merely getting used to It" Harper's
Weekly.
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, arhlng. swollen feet.
Cnro corns. In i rowing nails and bnnions. At
all druggist and shoe stores. 3V Ivn't accept
en substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Alleu 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, K. Y.
PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION
T-IE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM is a simply constructed and
inexpensive machine that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose
of raising a portion of it to any desired height It is the farmer's friend in the
"dry season" and is indispensable to these owning land high above ditches. It
will furnish water for domestic purposes, even elevating pure water of the spring
by means of the impure or muddy water, as found in some streams. Requires
no attention. Practically no cost of maintenance, there being no parts to get
out of order. A ram will pay for itself in a short time. Every ram installed is
giving utmost satisfaction. We keep a large stock constantly on hand. Write
to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature.
Columbia Engineering Works
Tenth and Johnson Streets : : PORTLAND, OREGON
Not that Kind of a Plaee.
"All my threats don't bother him at
all," said the collector.
"No7" replied the merchant, "said
we could go as far as we liked, eh?"
"Well er I think the place he men
tioned was farther than you'd like."
l'hiiadelphia Tress.
Tto Keel af Ft.
"Can't I all you a paraleas eorn ear,
adiiim," said the peddler.
"No, yon can't ! snapped the woman
ef the house. "I hare1 no painless corns."
Then the door w.ia shut with a sudJen
slam. Cbicseo Tribnna.
II I U twniaiienilv enr.-d bv lr. Kl
S.TK- It. s...r.-r. Semi for KMKK f 2 trta
St. V tus Panre and all Nervou Plse
luif's ;r-at
h.'ttl ami
trratlM-. In. K. IL K 1 u. , Ul., An n t-i., l'lala.,!'.
Obvtoaaly.
Trusty nenchman Senator, I think I
oufht to tell you that your political stock
is running low out in our section.
Senator Iiotsraun If there is anything
toe matter with my political stock you
haven't been attending to your duty in
lookinf sfter my fences that's all.
i-IOWAKn E. BURTON. A waver and Chemist.
" ladville, Colorado, Specimen prices: iold,
silver. Iad, 11 ; Hold, silver, T.V; ld, 50.-: Zinc or
t'opprr, SI. I yanide trata. Mailing envelope and
tUll prli-e list svnt ou arpliratiiin. Control and I'm-pin-work
mliclted. ilelereuce: Curbuuute Na
tional Bank.
Hotter will find Mr-. WintloWs Soothing
Fymp the bet remedy to use for their children
during ths leethiiif riod.
Flaelr Chl.eled.
Miss Deery Don't you thirk Harry
kas the profile of a Greek statue?
Xliss Jellers Yes; it's particularly no
tieeabra In his ebeek.
"I followed the
trail from Texas
On the Trztf
Pommel Slicker
Slicker, used for
an overcoat whea
cold, a wird coat
and for a cover at nifht if we get to bed,
and 1 will say that I hove gotten more
comfort out of your slick rr thaa any otnat
on article that I ever owned."
(Th nam ami .Mr. , f ti writer of this
ttnolKitt-ii Uur aim b. haj ua ai iirati..a )
Wet Weather Garments f.T Riding, Walk
ing. Working or Sporting.
HIGHEST AWARD WORLD S FAIR, 1904.
A.J. TOWER CO. JLrrD
TOWER CANADIAN '7mi
ZO., Limited s V -
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P. N. II.
Na. 20-0&
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