The Heppner Gazette
Kxtublihhei' March 30, 18S3.
ISSUED THURSDAY MORNING.
Fred Warnock
Entered at the Fostotlice at Heppner Oregon, as
second -class matter.
Thursday June 1, 1905
WHAT IT COSTS.
Ten Dollars and Fifty Cents to Sec
All Sights at Exposition.
For weeks and weeks the Oregonians
and tbeir neighbors have been devour
ing, with their eager eyes, column after
column of reading matter relating to the
famous Trail of the Lewis and Clark
Exposition. They have heard bo much
about the wonderful and varied attrac
tions that they feel satisfied that to
"hit" the Trail from one end to the
other and take in all the shows would
cost nothing less than a small fortune
"How much will it cost to see every
thing on the Trail?" is the natural
question aek-ed by thousands of people.
They want to see all the shows if they
are financially able to do so. To "hit"
the Trail, and ' hit" it from one end to
the other, without passing up a single
attraction, will cost less than $8, and
there are about 40 shows on the Trail.
Then again, if a person deeires to
"blow" himself to see how much
money he can spend on concessions
without visiting or indulging in any of
the shows or attractions more thin
cnce, he wouldfind it impossible to
spend more than $10. Of course, if he
wanted to ride in an electric launch all
day, or be pushed around the grounds
in a roller chair from morning to night,
$10 would cot last him more than a few
hours.
Tae a man who comes to Portland to
see the Exposition with the determina
Hon of visiting and seeing everything ot
interest, notwithstanding the cost. It
will coat him 50 cents to obtain admis
sion into the grounds. Then, being
fatigued, he will allow himself to be
pushed about the grounds in a roller
chair for about an hour.
Then he will piocnre a reserved seat
and liste i tJ the band playing in the
grandstand as long as he desires. Feel
ing a little stupid from arising early, !,e
takes a ride on an eieciric launch. Be
ing ignoraut of t'le notable events ar
ranged for each day, he will buy an i f
ficial programme. He will hIso pui
chase ati cfficial guide.
About this time he will turn towards
the Trail. Taking them as they come,
lie will visit attraction after attraction
About this time he will be ready to
thoot the chu'es. After wanderirg
around a while he spies a hcotimj
gallery and tries a few shots at moving
tirge's. Then he will hunt out tl e life
saving exhibit and rent another re
served reat, also purchasing an oiiioial
c talogue to take home with him as a
souvenir of the Exposition.
He remembers that he greatly enjoy
ed his ride on the lak, so he turns his
footsteps to the landiug and hires a
gondola. Tiring of that and in need of
exercise, he procures a row boat and
skims the waters for an hour. Desiring
to secure a better view of the Exposi
tion, he ascends in the captive balloon.
Ke will visit the Cairo Theatre and
take a ride on the hunched back of the
camel. Then he will try his horseman
ship on a donkey. By thn time he has
teen all the cancessions and is out just
exactly $10 50, which if eludes his ad
mission fee to the grounds.
As a matte' of fact, it would be im
possible fir a p-reon to vist all the
thows and attractions at the Exposi
tion in even two or tr.ree days. Very
few of the shows are of short duration.
It has been e timatfd that it would
take considerably more than two days
to attend aid eUy to the cloe of every
attraction on the Trail alone. Of course,
many of tt e v'eitors will find shws
that do oot appeal to thtir sense of
hrmor or enjoy m nt, and will Dot go in.
l.Ot'Al. !oti:s.
C. K. Wooilson left this morning
for Portland.
Mr. and Mrs. J. V. Morrow, of
Portland, are visiting in the city.
Trof. E. Jay Merrill, of ITard
raati, was a Heppner visitor yes
terday. There will be a special " train
from Heppner to lone next Sun
day, on account of the big ball
game between Morrow County
and Gilliam County.
Mrs. Andrew Neal, of Lone
Rock, Mrs. Joe Hayes, Elvey
and Neva Hayes and Mrs. Sarah
Hayes, of this city, left yesterday
morning for Okanogen, Wash., to
attend the wedding of Miss Vie
Curtis. Miss Curtis is well
known in Heppner.
Monday Judge Ayers and D. E.
Gilman were out driving on the
Hinton creek road and when near
Thos. Marlatt'a place the horses
became unmanageable and the rig
was overturned, the occupants be
ing thrown violently to the
ground. Mr. Gilman was badly
bruised while Juige Ayers es
caped with blight injury.
Wednesday, June 7, will be
Umatilla and Morrow county day
at the Lewis and Clark fair. A
lui- number of people from the
....
two counties will go down on the
special train which will go down
on the Cth. Judge T. W. Ayers is
vf.ry active working up enthusiasm
so that there will be a good repre
sentation of Morrow county peo
ple on that day. The delegations
from both counties will wear
badges of the same kind and there
will be many to let the people
know that we are on earth. Mrs.
George Conser has been appointed
hostess with Mrs. Reid, of lone, as
assistant.
A Creeping Death.
Blood poison creeps up towards the
heart, causing death. J. E. Stearns,
Belle Plaine, Minn., writes that a friend
dreadfully injured his hand, which
swelled ud like blood poisoniDg. Back
leu's Arnico Salve drew out the poison,
healed the wound, and saved his life.
Be?t in the world for burns and sores.
53o at Slocum Drug Co.'s drug store.
Call at the Gaette office and learn of
our clubbing offer with the Weekly Ore-
If you take this paper and The Weekly
Oregonlan you won't have to beg your
newm.
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Fine Wines, Liquors,
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Real Estate Sapis
Choice Wheat Farms
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Wool Sale Date.
Pendleton Mav 22, June 13, June 20.
Heppnei May 25, June 9, June 20,
June 29.
8hanik June G, Jut e 23. Ju'y 0
vesting Machinery. Don't wait.
We have the beft I n? of fluiliUrs Ilnrrlwfire thht ever struck the town.
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as well as Hncks nn A Busies.
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THE LUCKY NUMBER WILL BE DRAWN
MONDAY EVENING JUNE 5th
Onlv a few lnvs more to get a ehanee on a Free
Round Trip Ticket to the Fair. A coupon
with every 1.00 worth
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Misses Tan Oxfords $2 25
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HEPPNER, - OREGON
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