A NEW KIND OF BERRY. Ob That I New to the Credalona d Contllln Only, and t Fraud. The newest thing in small fruits is the "Arctic" berry. In parU of the tvett enterprising a fronts have been about aHion the farmers exhib iting attractive-looking berries pre served in alcohol. They are about three times the sie of a strawberry and with the color of an orange. "Very delicious." says the agent, who claims that it is a brand-new fruit jf extraordinary merit. He explains that it was obtained by crossing the strawberry and the wild cherry, the iiuekleberry and various other berries. In response to orders he is willing to deliver a limited number of plants. Naturally, says the Detroit Free Press, orders in plenty have been forthcoming. But it turns out on in vestigation that the new and won cierful berry is nothing more nor less than the white mulberry, long fa miliar and not greatly esteemed. In other words, the whole business is a fraud, and the exasperation of the vic tims is rendered more intense by the fact that all the plants, which they had set out so carefully, are killed by the first frost. The Band Indispensable. Nightcaps and cotton ear wads are provided by the proprietor of a hotel at Vyitra, Hungary, for those of his guests who retire early and do no wish to be kept awake by a gypsy land which plays nightly at the hotel. .FOLLY WORRIED THt NURSE. tamcl to Cry Just Like the Baby Did. A nurse at Brooinhill complains that has a dhliculty with a parrot, says ,'k- Weekly Telegraph. Polly's cage is 'hi the nursery and she has learned to .'u.'tr.re I aby's voice when crying with ".-.Muleri'ul accuracy. One ofternoon 1-tviJ.tly the baby's mother came run ; ; 'wio I'.u1 nurse rj because she V.rnrd the wnilintr cry. not cf one. but 'o two babies. Baby was crying as . .!'iOi:g-h his heart voi;M break, and J'oJJ v, on her erch in the cage, w as sob- Y":ng a doleful accompaniment, while i.uise alternately soothed th one and ec.ided the other. "It's that dratted parrot, ma'am," s-he said. "She's that nggravatin'. -lust because I won't give her a lump f sugar she sttrfs crying like a child und that sets baby off, so that they i'alr worrit rv life out between them." "dive me the child," said the mistress, ..carce able to repress a smile at nurse's eVrst ress, and as she went along the yassagv she heard the girl say: "Oh, you are an aggravatin insect if there ever was. Give over crying, can't you?" And in reply Polly sobbed loud er than ever, so that the cage was whnVn ith the. vinltne of )ip A CLOSE TRADE. An Instance of "Nearness" That Is Hard to Beat. The close-fisted and the absent-minded serve a similar use they amuse their neighbors. The New York Sun quotes a man from the rural districts ;as telling a story of a Mr. Putterby, an old-time townsman of his, whose repu tation for "nearness" was evidently well deserved. Locally he was thought to be almost a prodigy in this respect, Lut no story of this kind is so good but that another can be found to beat it. One of the coins current in those lovs was the oM Spanish silver-piece, - vr itli passed for twelve and a half ov-rts, and was variously called "nine-pence,-" "York shilling" and "bit." It 'ajis the existence of this coin that en vibioil Mr. l'uUcrby to achieve his crowning triumph in the way of a close trade- A. firrTvbnr "rime along one day with load of pumpkins, which he was ped- TLoff about the village at a cent ::ij.vfce. Mr. Putterby looked at them, Co?' eluded to buy, but wanted only D-jaif a pumpkiu. ".But a whole one is only a cent," said the boy. "How are you going to pay me for half a one?'' -"Easiest tiling in the world," said Mr. Tutterby. Th? pumpkin was cut, he took one 'lu'ii under his arm, and handed the boy . i ib-ii lin . "i'civ .give me the twelve cents vikangt,"' he said; and taking the Twelve coppers from the astonished 7qy, he walked away with his pur chase. Baked Peaehee. This li a nic way to serve peaches when they are a little too gren and hard for eating uncooked: Cut them in halves, pare and remove the stones, place them in layers with smooth side np In a deep earthen pie dish, with the ootiom of the dish just covered with -vter; sprinkle sugar over the peaches nnd cover and bake in the oven until tender, but not soft enough to break. These may he served hot or cold with whlpted cream or meringue. People's Home Journal. Blackberry Sfomgm. .Soak half a package of gelatine In rxM water for half an hour, and then pour over it a pint of boiling water; add five tablespoonfuls of sugar, and then dissolve, pour Into a cup and a third of hot, rich blackberry Juice; strain and chill on Ice; when cold, but cat stiff, add the well-beaten whites of three eggs and beat until thick and light, then turn Into a mold and set in a cold place. Washington Star. Hat They Sever Snw the Cat an. "Were on Another Floor of the llouae. "I have observed recently a rather curious thing with respect to the rela tionship between eats and rats, and it has led to a rather interesting reac tion," said a man who takes much inter est in animal life, to a New Orleans rimes-Democrat reporter. "Forawhii-: the rats overran uiy place. At night there was no such thing as qukt around the house. They would scamper across the floor, bump up and down the steps and cut all kinds of capers. We se cured a cat, and from the very time the cat appeared on the place the rats be gan to get scarce. "There is nothing curious about this fact in itself. But to my personal knowledge the rat6 have never seen the cat. The cat has remained on one floor and the rats on another. There has been no chasing and no conflict between them. Now, I want to know how the rats know the cat is on the place. "The inquiry ,as caused me to indulge the more inter. stiug reflection: How far can a rat c'.stect the presence-of a cat by the sencc of smell? Evidently at considerable distance. Else the vats at my place would not have known of the cat's presence under the circumstances. I'm quite sure that they have never seen the cat. But they know he is there just the same, and they have been awfully cautious since his arrival." PURE WATER CORRODES IRON. Use or Lime in Boilers Will Prevent Fur ther Action. The corrosive power cf j.uix- water on new or unsealed boilers was well illus tiated in the city of Cb.r:", vVr. v. new v.-ntor supply was inn ;!'?.;! f i cm Loch Katrine, one of the u.i wurs n the world which are r.vr.'lal !.- foi jity consumption. The farmer supply :iad been poor and ca-leai coiu;, and ok! :oilers were much coated with linn cale. To the dismay of the users, thoso -, ho had put in new boilers or new uIk's found them rapidly corroding, vhile the old settled and coated boil' i.s e ma I ned as before; those, too, vlu had emoved every possible trace of incri:.-:-ation from their old boilers by nr -iunieal or chemical means, intending bus to get, as they expected, the full ineiit of the pure water, were also acily troubled by corrosion; and even lie old l.-oilers, as; the s.-ale was qir.d "ally removed by the unvarying soft md pure wat?r from the lake, were "icre or less corroded when no means . ore taken to prevent it. It was found, irjwever, in this ens-?, that introducing : little lime from time to time enough o give the boilers a slight calcareous anting usually prevented the corrosive ction of t!v water-; then, again, in the i;r:'o of time, the elfeet producr-d win hat the lime, organic matter, and iron side skin, united in forming a protr ive oxidized surface which prevented "urther corrosion. Race Saleidc In Neiv Zealnd. In New South Wales the cLVdren mder five years old are actually less in number than they were ten years ago, vhile in some states there are fewer under ten years than in 1891. In New Zealand complaint is made that there, ire not enough children to fill the schools. Mr. Coghlan notes that th? Emigration of young married women has fallen off In recent years, yet in iSS7 there were in New South Wales ! 12,247 married women under 45 years, .vhile in 1801 there were I4'.t,47; still the number of children born was about the same in each year, and in Australia and New Zealand there are now annu ally 20,000 fewer births than would take place had the rate of ten year; ago been maintained. N. Y. Tribune. Jacic Old Yi'eathcr Talk. "What did you and Algernon find to talk about?' asked the chaperon. "The weather," was tlje demure re ply. "I said it looked as if it were go ing to rain, and he said he had an um brella and he would like that he m'ght shield me from all the storms of life and that Florida would be a lovely place for a wedding trip. We didn't talk about anything but the weather for half an hour. "Washington Star. As a result of a series of experi ments by the students of the Rhode Is land college of agriculture at Kingston and of the opening of the breachway at Point Judith, clams are now being dug on the shores of Point Judith pond in the South county, In places where they have never before been found, says the Providence Journal. They are more or less abundant also and the residents of the adjoining country have been taking advantage of their oppor tunity recently lince the presence of the clam beds was discovered. It all came from a series of experiments un dertaken to demonstrate by the class and for the class the feasibility of transplanting and propagating the clams. Some time ago one of the classes took up this study and planted some young clams alons the shores of this body of water. Not long afro It was found that the clams had grown and multiplied until the digging Is fairly good In the beds where the "colic tie" clams were planted. All of which froes to show that there are several kinds of agriculture, and that It is easily possi ble to farm the sea as to farm the land. Heppcer Gaxette Week! Orcgoclan. INDIA RUBBER. rrocoaa of Tnnplng the Tree and Preparing the Sap. India rubber, or caoutchouc, is a dry, coagulated, milky Juice, the sap of trees and shrubs indigenous to the most unhealthy and Inaccessible re gions In the equatorial countries of South America, In certain areas of west Africa and the Uganda protec-. torate. The luortality among the na tives in the quest for rubber Is enor mous. The natives are equipped for their hunts by the brokers and venture to the haunts of the caoutchouc trees in boats and by inarches through miles of thick forests. But the climate car ries off the rubber hunters like flies, and the percentage of those who re turn from the expedition Is very low. Many properties of a vegetable emul sion are possessed by the sap, which contains the caoutchouc In the form of myriads of minute globules. The proc ess of tapping the trees for the sap Is closely akin to the method of extract ing sirup from the maple trees In North America. The sap is collected in large vats. The Juice Is then sub mitted to a heat and smoke treatment. A lire of palm nuts Is made, and a pole is inserted in the vat containing the viscid fluid. When withdrawn from the vessel the end of the pole la be smeared with the sticky substance. The rubber Is then held in the smoke issuing from the palm nut Are until the sap coagulates. The treatment In the peculiar smoke effects the curing of tho rubber. When the operation Is completed the pole with its charge is once more Im mersed in the vat of raw caoutchouc and the smoke and heat process re peated and so on several times until there is a large knob or accumulation of rubber upon the end of the pole con stituted of hundreds of thin layers of rubber. The end of the pole Is then cut out of the rubber, and the spherical mass is duly examined by the broker and labeled according to its quality. uenrus ot a Convict. With nothing but a Jackknife to work with, one of the convicts at the prison at Wethersfield, Conn., has re cently finished two wooden models of locomotives. Thes models are each about eighteen Inches long, including the tender, and perfect in every detail. Nothing except wood is used in the models, yet they may be operated ty turning a crank under tho engine. The wheels go around, the pistons slide bf-.ck and forth, the cab windows may b moved, the bell rung and the en gine and tender uncoupled. The con vict had nothing to work by except his own men: Call at the Qasette office and learn of our clubbing offsr with the Weekly Ore- A Creeping Death. Blood poison creeps up towards the h'art, cam-in death. J. E. Stearns, Ee le Plaine, Minn., writes that a friend dreadfully ii.jr.red Lis Lanl, ir-' swe'led ud like Mood pois miag. Ls..e.i. l9D'a Arnico H dv drew out the oimn, healed the wou.d, tnl eavtd bin life. Beat in the wi.ilJ for burns hud sutej. 53c at Sloeum Drug Co.'s drug store. An Kit'ir' Dpl'uan of tljo Koyal (morge. Edvth Tozier eatnerreu, ii u-. ... . ... . , i : . scribing a m-en' trip ever the IViivw & Uio Grande Iiailroad, says in "Tho Exposition": "At last the soal of the ambition of years ha9 been reached marvelous, wondeiful, grr.r.d and inspiring Itoyal Gorge is on either band. The only dis appointing ihing i you only have one pair of eyes, while the train darts in and out of the ttemendous chasm. 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