Pnrllaii J Librarv . ! i The Heppner Gazette ' j Thursday Jan. 31, 1901 J TKAVEIiEUS' GUIDE. OIBTANCI8: Iieppner to Miles 1'orilnnd 197 l'end leton by wagon road 60 Lexington 9 lone 15 Arlington 55 1 1 he Dalles K19 Canyon City 104 Heppner Junction on Columbia River 45 ', Cabin Canyon 16; with mud 18 i Train leaves daily excent Bnnriav for ail I points at 8:15 a. m. ; train arrives daily except OUIlunj rai.u.o bllQ WUriU Hi O'.IO p. III. Heppner Raises Wool to Warm the World. Last year it shipped away 3,245,750 pounds, and Morrow County raised 950,000 bushels of wheat in 1900. Morrow County's climate is most excel lent, and you can buy farms and ranches here cheaper than anywhere else on earth or in all Oregon, Population 5000. There are vacant government lands, timber, foothill and prairie, and land may be bought at l 25 to (10 an acre. Morrow County has 263,535 sheep, and the Heppner Warehouses now contain 2,500,000 pounds of 1900 wool. Here and Ttyere Morrow county's jail is in its usual condition empty. A Morrow County Push Club is among the near possibilities. Geo. W. Wells and wife are again at home after a vacation in Portland. MEN OF THE MOMENT. WA9 First Horse in Heppner. PIONEER PATHFINDERS. The first white men began locating around in the Hrppner Hills 38 years ago, and a noiu th- earliest and thofe who came in th mxt 12 years weie: 'Arry 'Igbt went up Saturday to his ranch beyond Dutch Billie krick. Well, who cares? Ed Long, formerly the efficient editor of Jim Jones' milk wagon, is now in Idaho, and prospering. Frank Roberts and wife have com menced housekeep'ng in their new home on the hill. The pine trees in the Morrow county mountains contain chewing gum enough to supply all the girls' seminaries on earth. Speaking of Christmas bushes, Mor row county has enough in its mountains to bring joy to every household in the U. 8. D. W. Chapman, one of the pioneer sheepmen of upper Butter creek, was over Saturday. Stock is all thriving in his neighborhood. The new Heppner literary society will debate and have exercises at the Christian church tomorrow evening. J. W. Shipley is president. Burglaries are scarce articles in Heppner, but Tom Howard's store and the candy factory will be burglarized tonight and about $10 stolen. Devil Morse and A. W. Bennink came in yesterday from the ranch of Old See About it, in the high mountains, where they had been spearing eels. By all means mane it a point to in vest 5 cents in a copy of the Saturday Evening Post, now on sale at news standi). It is a most xcellent periodical. Complete copies of this week's Ga zette in wrappers ready for mailing may be bought for 15 cents at the stores of Slocum Drue Co., Patterson & Son and Matlock & Hart. When yon are in Portland and want to see something real nice in the fur niture or carpet line, call at the big store of the Breedin Furniture Co., 2d and Morrison. The Glen Ellen Wine Vaults at Pen dleton have the very choicest California wines and grape brandies, and invite the people of Eastern Oregon to write for prices. For the past two months the trees of Iieppner town have been standing around with their hands in their pock ets, and haven't raised enough browse to lunch a goat. W. T. Hatten, the inventor of the patent clutch wrench, severely burned his face and hand while working at the forge. But he does not allow such things to throw him down. Fo an all-around good magazine, get the new Lippincott. It has splendid stories and is modern in every respect. Buy a copy at the news stands and after that you will not do without it. Morrow county people do not have their ears jarred with hand-organs; but there is one grinder who comes occa sionally, and he is said to own a fine farm in Western Oregon. J. W. Cwins received a telegram Tuesday that his brother had died at Weiser, Idaho, and accompanied by his wife and daughter, Mrs. Lee Cantwell, went over to attend the funeral. Ma y men of Morrow county are jiiHiitied in patting themselves on the back and feeling that they have done good in the world, for they have made 6 mutton-chops grow where 1 grew b4. On his recent trip to Pendleton T. W. Ayers says he found it a good, live town, and had the pleasure of listening to some elocution bv Miss Bertha Mat lock He pronounces her rendering the finest be ever heard. The most perfect picture of patience is the pioneer Heppner Chinaman Sul livan running his buck-saw away into the night. He is an old man now, but nverv alternate ten minutes strikes a surprising gait. It was quite a joke on Julius Keithley when he had his first, pair of Belgian bares shipped in and waited for the ex- nected increase. Ihe reason it amn 1 come was that they were both gentle' man bunnies. The most thrilling reading which the onvnrnment is now sending to the da1 znt.tA ahnn is the stirring story of the census, which is truly hair-raising, and ira hRiiiitifiil acreaae of figures often prevaricates on the population. Frank Roberts' setter dog Bill is the most energetic hunter in the Heppner Hills, but will sometimes bark through hia hr. His 9 offsDrines are coming on nipplv hnt be bothers about none of their care-taking. n S. Rnhnrtson and wife, Oscar Minnr and W. R. Irwin started Tues day for Spray, where Mr. Robertson will take charge of the big Minor & Gilliam Co. store. Jas. Mitchell drove them over. John Busick was in Tuesday. He has been doing his own herding for nast 6 weeks, and his sheep have al ready dropped 50 lambs, the first of the season. ' They are sooners, but are thiiving. To people at a distance who might wanttoknow.it might be said: yes Morrow county has a poor-house, but it is not well patronized, and there is no suffering from abject poverty here as in some ep'ts of the crowded east. The waters of Willow creek were sing ing a song of spring last Sunday, but since then a dab of snow fell, and the singing was postponed. But spring often comes early in the Heppner Hills, and the little lambs skip about and the wild flowers bloom, and the trees and fence posts bud out in a single dav. Chas. Cussnot writes from Haystack and savs he is thinking of enlisting in the army, and wants advice on the subject. ' Well, Charles, if you do, be nm to enliat a" a commissioned officer -never as a private. For reasons why, Ik with some man who has been there. 1 a private you might belie your name k ten yon saw some things. 1 lese two lines, which look so solemn, e slung in here to fill the column, I C A Rhea Henry Heppner Abe Wells J J Adkios Felix Johnson M Quaid Tom " Pat Wm Penland J P Rhea J L Morrow Jas Stewart A W Herren DA " W H " Jim Straight Geo Stansbeny Sperry Bros Marlatt Bros Wm Wigle Ed K. Bishop Walkeen Mil'er Harvev Smith Crockett Kirk Jas Neville Jas Fergnon Wm Gi liain Frank Gilliam C Tupper Chsse Broi M D Hayman G W Harrington J Pettvj 'ln T J Mat lock Ed Matlock John Jordan P C Looney J A Adkins A J Breeding Dr. A J Shone John Hinton Chas ' San ford Bros Win Ru h T A Rhea E Minor Wm Cecil Chas Cochran T W Ayers Geo Ilerien Nele Jones A Mai lory & Sons Ben iM linkers J L Cason Markis Bros Jasper Puidy Frank Maddock Chas Wallace Win Walbtidge O H Hallouk E G Sloan Oscar Clarke Matt son Bros K Goble D Lealh rmun J Car n Grnv B os O Welch John Brown Jas Ferguson si r ny 1 t i til 1! .Jft Harry Murphy, the new Oe- gonian cartoonist, who is convuls ing the Northwest. N. J. Levinson. who boils down the local uewn of The Oregonian. and gets 20 columns of it into 7. tie also licked into shape that beautiful little story, When Nite liood was in Fiour. taken down. A tall young man in a sad state of dilapi dation struck Hepp ner yesterday and was fixed up at a drug store. He was badly bruised up and looked like 30 cents worth of dog-meat that had been mistak en -for saddle-strings and chewed up by the calves. He was not xplain- ing anything, but merely said it served him right, and he had sentenced him self to 10 days at Yewmatilla, and was going there. He went. He struck a gait like that of a wheel barrow that had lost one of its wheels. News has since b'own in from Wind Canvon that the young man was whipped out there by Bud Barry, who hi. ed him to work two weeks ago, on his arrival from th valley. He was altogether too fresh, and undertook to run the ranch, bullyraguin every body. He got up before daylight, shooed the chickens off the roost, and made all the noise he cnu'd to wake others and show he was an early rustler. His employer stood a whole lot ftom him, hoping his swelled head would shrink, but when he kicked a faithful old dog who bad stuck to the ranch through thick and thin, then something popped. BLOOMING BULBS. Heppner's small Chinese colony con sists of only two wash-houses and a bucksaw, but it is all agog over the rapid approach of the Chinese New Year that seems to come every year. The colony bosses, Ah Fat and Old Sullivan, say that things are now peace ful, and that their ion t note, payable 00 days after death, has been signed, and looks like this : WW Uevry E. Rend, who collects all the complicated statistical slush in the Annual Oregonian and puts it n to such readable shape. Scene in the 2Gth Ward -Sind-bank above town with a romantic rivu'et running liyht through V (dry). LOCAL NOTES. No. 1 Smith, editor of the sawmill on upper Kutabaea, returned last night from a month's tour of So. California, where ho says he found many men waiting on the corners to xtract 4 bits from him on all sorts of pretences. Geo. French re-visited Heppner this week, and enioved it. His store in Olympia does a good business, and that is a nice city, hut there is too much rain there, and Mr. trench thinks that the Heppner climate is much the best. There is one bad feature about the big Rtax of census bulletins that come to the Gazet Rhop, and t hat is that they are printed on such heavy book paper that thev do not burn fieely in starting the morning fire. Future directors will please remedy this evil. If vou are a worker and a home builder and want to come to Morrow county, tell your nearest 'icket, agent and he will do the rest. But don't let him ticket you clear through to Port land or Seattle, for then you will have to come back 200 miles or more. Heppner people are going to stop their subscriptions to the Congressional Record because it contains no adver tisements. They think that if its fore man was compelled to rustle some ads. it would prevent his stringing tbe other stuff out so everlastingly long, and would lend diversity to the landscape. The Third House is having a high old time at Salem, and has instructed its sergeant at-armi to furnish each mem ber with 5000 cigars. Mart Chamberlin was appointed a committee on e ections and electric lights; legislation was rushed, and the table was cleared of all bills xcept Speaker Jvldy's wash-bi'l, which was laid over under the table. At the Lard Vallev Ranch people are now living on the fat of the land, with hot cakes every morning for breakfast. The svrup is raised right at home in box elder trees, which are cousins to the maples. The reason why they hadn't been having hot cakes a'l the time was that the hired girl had hidden away the soapstone griddle and was using it as a loot-warmer in her little bed. When this was discovered, also that she had been dropping moth balls into the soup, she had to go. Yes, this is the picture edition. Heppner school district has lavied a 10-mlll tax for this year. Heppner's wide, gently-sloping main street is one of the finest in the State. That all eggs are not fruitful is shown by the fact that a big dish of tbem sitting on a Hepp ner store counter the past six weeks show no symptoms of hatching out. They look like porcelain. People who come here need not brine their farming implements with them, for Gilliam & Bisbee keep everything in that line. It is a pleasure to print a good word for such an en terprising Arm, for in its magnificent stock is everything, from a spade to a steam thresher.) Country printshops should better appreciate the big black buckram-bound books of mes sages and documents sent out by the govern ment. The buckram, torn off, Is No 1 stuff for binding receipt books, and is not to be sneezed at when binders' cloth costs 2 bits a yard laid down. Bishop's store always has oranges, bananas and lemons. AH kinds of building material prompt ly delivered by Heppner Lumber Co. Queen olives in bulk at Matlock & Hart's. Mrs. L J. Estes has greatly reduced her Japanese goods in order to dispose of them in the next two weeks. They consist of cups and saucers, Hiigar howl and creamer, teapots, vases, lose jars, shells, tra)8. paper knives, etc., etc. Dr. Johnson, specialist for diseases of the rectum, will be at the 1'alace Hotel for a short time only. Dr. John son cure9 piles without knife, ligature or caustic and guarantees a cure in everv case. Call and talk with him if you are troubled. Hon. Phil Metschan, in connection with Mr. C. W. Knowles, has taken charge of the Imperial Hotel, of l'oit land. The reputation of these gentle men insures the success of the enter prise. The diningroom is excellently managed and is unsurpassed. Morrow county has a dozen townships of mountain timber lands that will some day yield im mense iLComes to lumbermen snd fuel dealers. Matlock & Hart's store is being fi'led to its utmost capacity. Drop in and ask for what you want. They have it. It means that Gen. Chaffee has made missionaries and others return the loot they swiped in Peek-in, and Viceroy 1 1 bling Slang has signified his approval. the Heppner houses occupied by Chinese will decorate for the feast only with blooming bulbs that stand around in oyster cans and look as though onions were being allowed to waste where they are worth 3 cents a pound. When these bulbs bloom it is hoped they will improve the ouor, which, it must be fairly said, stays in its own houses unless brought around town on the clothing of some men who have al lowed themselves to get so low down as to hit opium pipes in Chinese ear dine boxes. Joe Carle, an Oregon boy, now artist on the Chicago JNews. Col. Bob Mitchell, editor of the Caecade Mountain Wagon Road. At the special meeting of the county court the county tax, ircluding scalp and special school, was hxed at 23 mills TREE PLANTERS. The man who takes the trouble to plant trees and make them grow in a naturally bald headed region is gener ally a good man who is making better the world. Am ng the men who have done this in the Heppner bills are E. Nordke, T. W. Ayers, C. E. Fell, J. j. Morrow, Abe Wells. T. J. and Ed Matlock, J. B. Nat er, W. J. Leezer, Sam Dona'dson, Martin Anderson. Frank Maddock, Hanv Jones, E. Minor, Albert Wright, T. II. Bisbee, Wm. Hughes. DO YOU TAKE IT? This is the all-firedest world to march on and have things to happen in it of any you ever got into. Are you keep ing posted on men and things by read ing the Oregonian? If not, order the daily at Patterson & Sou's Up-to-Snufl drug store, and it will be delivered al your home every evening. If you want the Weekly, call the Gazette office. Mr. Scherzinger'g record show that there are at present owned and located in Morrow county 203,535 head of sheep, classified s follows : Breeding ewes 132,675 Mixed lambs 118,000 Yearling wethers 11,900 Ed Wright, who composes the commercial page of The Oregon ian, and keeps producers posted on the price of staples. TYPEWRITER. A new typewriter will cost yon $100. The Gazette ollii-e has one to se'l at $30 that will do just as good work as a $100 machine. Working Night and Day. Tbe busiest and mightiest little thing that ever was made is Dr. KiLg's New Life Pills. Everv pill is a sugar coated globule of health that obft'ces wenk oess into strength, listlessness into oner gj brain-fug into rreutal powtr. Thej'n wonderful in building up the health Only 25o per box. Soli b Oonser & Warren Drng Co. E, Pot-usual Col. Pat Donan, word-painter. the woiderful THE FAIR THE FAIR The Way to Make a Reduction is to Reduce Which all who have investigated have found we are doing there has been many pleasant surprises in our store the past week when those who came to get Ladies' flannelette Wrappers, regular price $1.38 at reduction price 93c A pair of those men's heavy shoes " " 1.00 " " $1.27 " " " " ladies' " " " " 1.15 " " .91 One of those ladies' mackintoshes " " 3.44 " " 2.69 Ladies' knit hood " " .55 " " .39 Boys' cotton worsted knee pants " " .24 " " .16 Children's outing flannel night gowns, ages 4 to 14 years " " .45 " " .32 and so on through the list. If the roads are bad and you cannot come to town, Send us your Mail Orders and they will be filled as carefully as though you were here. REMEMBER Tliis Sale Lasts Only mat 11 Uet. 1 st. The Place to Save Money. The Fair The Fair WONDRRFUL WIND. In most other regions people have to depend on the sun to melt their big snowfalls. Not so in Eastern Oregon. Vtry shortly af er a snowfall here a warm wind called the Chinook springs up and blows and melts the snow very rapidly. It beats the sun all hollow, and spurns its assistance. It will eat up a foot of snow in a few days. Although gener ally pretty reliable, it sometimes post pones its coming for a week or two. At those times a factory on some high butte to manufacture warm wind and blow it over the surrounding region would do a good business. But it would be liab'e at any moment to find its occupation gone. Stockmen used to rely on Chinook winds to uncover the grass, but they don't do so any more. They now put up plenty of hay to carry their stock hrough any kind of winter. Io the Convalescent Ward, mian Club, 8. F. Bohe- Flrst to arrive witn the telegraphic news The Weekly Oregonian. Hfcl'PNr-K CHURCH ICS. Episcopal church Lev. W. wine. Services on Sunday, Dec 30, al hours. M. E. church C. D. Nickehen, pas tor. Services at 11 a. m. and 7:.J0 p. m. M. E. church, South. Services at 11 a. m. and 7 :(! p. rn. uev. v. M. uan- field, pastor. Christian church Sunday School at 10 a. in. RaDtist church Sunday School at 10 a. rn. Regular services at 11 a. rn. and 7 :80 p. m. J. W. Stockton, pastor. The ' Junior" meets halurday alter noon at ho'ciock. numiay bciiooi ai 10 a m. Preaching at 11 a. m. Bnd 7:15 p. m. Young reopie s union ait:io. Catholic unnrch ifev. ratney rveuy. Sei vices 3d Sunday in each month at 10 :30 a. m. Heginning Nov. 18. Red Hot From Tha Gun Was the ball that hit O. B. Rteadman of NewHrk, Mien . in the Civil War. It caused horrible Ulcers that no treat merit helped for '20 years. Then Bnck leu's Arnica Salve cured bim. Cores Cuts. Bruises. Burns, Bnils, Felons, Corns. Skin Eruptioos. Beat Pile oore on earth. 25 ot. box. Cnra guaran teed. Sold by Corjser a Warren Drng Co. CLEARANCE SALE. tfrs. L. .T. Estes has reduced the prices on all winter uoous inoruerio make room for her spring stock. A few choice jack'ts at ost ; also fur capes and boas. She has a full line of woolen hose, corsets, skiits, etc. CHANGED CONDITIONS. Some years ago stockmen here de pended almost entirely on the native bunchgrass to carry their stock through the winter. Then it sometimes hap pened that much stock perished. Now conditions have changed so that every stockman has plenty of hay, and feeds hi" stock just as soou as a snowfall covers the grass. TOST OEFICES. There are at present in Morrow county the followirg post ollics: Douglas, Hardman, Eightmile, Heppner, hlla, lone, ialloway, l'ettys, Gooseberry, Lexington. IS GOING WEST. As it is nearly time lor my annual attack of spring fever, and therefore being about to fo'low Horace's advice and go west, 1 offer for sale a good ranch of 324 acres o miles from Hepp ner; another same distance of 1000 acres ; another 3 miles out, of 1200 acres ; either or all at $r an acre, and all have running water, and no fleas, flies or bags or wells to fall into, Address J. W. Redington, Heppner. A HOME ON TIME. A good ranch ot KS0 acres, 140 of it good plow land, located on county road, 5 miles southwest of Heppner, is now ollereu at 4 an acre. Any man who will work it may have it on 3 years' time, pay in easy installments. Apply at Iieppner Gazette office. WOODEN RAILROAD. If any capitalist ibould itray within the sound ol this paragraph's voice, let he or the aa the caie may be, look Into this buaineaa proposition, putting all aentiment aside: 4-foot pine wood now retails in Heppner at 16 a cord, and the summer rate is $.; It has to be hauled by wagon from tbe mountains, 18 miles; wood for the light plant here la brought by rail 150 miles; a little wooden railroad to bring down wood 18 miles to Heppner would be a paying proposition; lots of fuel timber up there, and it can be bought cut at1.50 a cord; all gentle grade, along the creek. SENATORIAL. There has been no change. Corhett29; Mc Bride 19; Hmlth 20. Fred Wllmarth, one of the former editors of the Gaset, is now editor of the Harney County Newa. WHEAT, WOOL AND STOCK. There have been no recent sales In Heppner wool market, and growers continue firm hold ers for higher prices. H. U. Koot and K, H. Clarke, representing lajge houses, are bere. In Boston the Am. W. v C. Reporter says there Is a more waive market and better feeling In Portland K, O. wheat sold yesterday at .V. cents. Kastern livestock inarketa stand steady at aamu ngures. KKCKNT AKKIVAL8 AT PALACE HOTEL K C Ashbaugh. Smile Jos Beck, Hamilton J Modden, Lone Kk A J Cook, Lena I N Hughes, Milton Oscar Hurt, Monument W C Hperry, lone J M Htuhblefleld " IUJW Taab, Hardman COME AND SEE. The great railroads realize that the great ; went needs more people, and so they have made a special spring rate of $25 from Missouri ' river points to the Pacific for people who are ' hunting homos. , People are ooming by thousands, and they will have money to buy farms and stock and, Improve rnnchos, and Morrow county ought to get Its fair share of them. Home-builders should come to Morrow coun ty and see for themselves. But they must not judge Eastern Oregon by what they see along tho railroads, for those follow the easiest grados and for many miles pasB over ground that is , too poor to raise a disturbance on. The way, for a hoine-hunter to see the country and judge of Us resources is to leave the railroad and stri ke out by wagon or horseback. The Glen Ellen Wine Vaults. We supply families and the trade with the Choicest California Wines, Brandies, and Kentucky Whiskies. v at Reasonable Prices. No Ordor Is too small for our Caroful and Prompt Attention. A. KLINE & CO., nVholesale and Retail Dealers. Pendleton, Ore. Pure Drugs, Prescriptions, Toilettte Articles, Perfumery. PATTERSON & SON, Up-to-Date Druggists. Heppner. -AT HOLIDAY CHEER. These are the days of Holiday Cheer, Which old snd young in common revere. Whether they herd the sheep or run the steer, They know the place to get good beer Is on Main street, at the Belvedere. Also choice wines and Honors for medicinal DurposHS, and hoi day hard ware to he taken internally. Fhank Robebth, Prop, STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING. Notice is hprehy given that a meeting of the stockholders of the Morrow County Land and Trust Company will he held at the ollice ol the Company in Heppner n Mondav, March 11,'J01, at 7 o clock p. m., lor the purpose ol electing directors for the ensuing year. K r. IIynii, Necretary. Heppner, Or. Jan. 11, l'JOl. MNHKKINH LKTTEK8. Postmaster Vaughn wants owners letters addre.sed as follows: Brnwn, Kmma McEntyre, John Brown, Bert McKntyra, Jus Campbell, Ham Mellalier, Fat Davis, tieo winlth Irene Devoir, Sylvia Thornton, Chas Jones, K K Ask for "advertised." for CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the g'gn&vWra Of T. 11. HOWARD'S STORE, Main street, you can find Groceries, Provisions, Glassware. Tinware and Furnishing Goods, All well adapted to either City or Country Trade. Staple and Fancy Groceries Fine Teas and Coffees. - im Good Goods.... Fair Prices.-: : T. R. HOWARD, Iieppner. It .,,- ,, i i . ..,.,,. ., , , - , , , - i ; nr-r r- ...- , ... -.l...,av Jm"m (jjiwgs