Portland Library f WEEKLY GAZETTE Subscription price. $1.60 -s i Leads la Prestige Leads In CircuUtlon Lead! In News U the Official and Recognized Represent ative Journal ol the County... ... OFFICIAL PAPER WEEKLY GAZETTE Subscription' Price, $1.50 The Paper la Published Strictly In the Interests of Morrow County and Its Taxpayers. - . cssh ii w V.'.f 5n EIGHTEENTH YEAR HpPPNERi JrlORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25 , 1900, NO. 805 A The Heppner Gazette Is published every Thursday by , . J. WV REDINQTON. Entered at the Poatoffice at Heppner, Oregon, aa leoond-claai matter. orncxi-i iiiBiaTomT Slxto Judicial District. , Oircnit Judge Stephen A. Lowell P.-ojiitioK Attorney H. J. Bean Morrow County Official. J itnt Senator J, W. Morrow R .praeniitative. E. L, Freeland O -wit? Judge A. O. Bartholomew " OoinmiMHooen. . , ,..,.. L. Howard J. W. Beckett. ; ' "- Clerk..,.... .....Vawter Crawford " Sheriff i... ....A. Andrew ' " Treaanrsrvn. .... ......... M. Uohtenthal Aaeeaeor J. i . WiUie ' iarryoT...i..i..... Julia Keithlr " Hohool bup't Jay W. Bniple- " O .r.Hir., Dr. E. B. Bunlook Stock Inspector.. . Henry Scherzinger HKPPNia towk omos. v- Hay.r... Frank Gilliam Gouanilrara 8- P. UarriuiVB, J. K. Himona. J. J. Roberta, K. W Rhea, Geo. NoMe and Thoe. Quaid. Keoorder ..J. P. William Treaaurer L. W. BrigR Uarahal George Tho roton HIRPNER aCHOOL DISTRICT J ' ' Directors Frank Gililrm. O. E. Farnawortb, J. M. Hager; Clerk J. J. Robert. Precinct Officer. UBticeof the Peace W. A. Richardson Datable. 6. B. Gray United State Land Officer. TBS DALLES, OB. Jay P fjiioaa Kegiater Otia Patterson Beoeiver LA OBAMOI, OB. , . K. W. Bartlett Register J. O. Hwaokhamer Receiver It is a fact that far ma -can be bought in Morrow county at 'such low prices that their first coming crop will pay for the land. JPROFESSXOST-AJj GARBS. C E. Redfield ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office In Flrat National Bank building. Heppner, Oregon. , G. W. Phelps ATTORNEY, AT LAW. Office in Natter' Building. . Heppner, Oregon. J. W. Morrow ATTORNEY AT LAW ' and U. 8. COMMISSIONER. Office in Palace hotel building, Heppner, Or. A. JWalloryv U. S. COMMISSIONER NOTARY PUBLIC It authorized to take all kind of LAND PROOFS and LAND FILINUB. Collections made on reasonable term. Office at residence on Chase street. Government land script for aale. D. E Gilman GENERAL COLLECTOR. Put your old books and note In hi " hands and get your money out of them Makea a specialty of hard collection. Office in J. N, Brown' building, Heppner, Or Dr. M. B. Metzler ' DENTIST Teeth . Extracted and Filled. Bridging a specialty Painless Extraction. . . . Heppner jv - - Oregon. Gentry & Sharp , Tonsorial Artistsi Your patronage tollcited. ' ' Batiafaction guaranteed.. Hot and Cold Baths Main Street, near Palace Hotel. ' Heppner. J. R.! SlMPNS & Son General Blacksmiths Horseshoeing a Specialty ' Wagon Making and Repairing. All work done with neatness and dispatch.... ' Satisfaction Guaranteed;, Upper Main Street, Heppner, , Or. H. W. Fall; PROPRIETOR Of the Old Sellable Gault House. - rninno. ILL.. WrelwOT! BATM.oopBRDAT u.i.n .nd clintonSta w' -- , The Kind You Have Always in use lor over so years, and V, j sonal All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-pood'-are but : Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of , Infants and Children Experience against Experiment, r What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare ; gorie, Drops and Soothing Syrups oltrla Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays. Feverlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural lcep rj The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friends j ,x GENUIN E CASTO R I A ALWAYS 7 Bears the The Kind; You Haye Always Bought cl In Use' For Over 30 Years TH etWTMia OOMMHT. TT MUKKAT eTKT, HtW YORK OITV. jS: Palace .' r Bii. Hotel. A -Leading - Eastern Oregon Hotel r ' ' Every Modern Convenience. Drummers' Resort. Stockmen's Headquarters. i One of tho finest equipped Bars and Clubrooms . . ; in the state in connection. ... ITirs.t-Oia.ssa Sample Rooms. For Business Heppner; is ne of the Leading Towns of the West. -avl , For Spring and Summer Wear Al; LICHTE1NTHAL, 9 The Pioneer Boot and Shoe Dealer of Heppner, ha The Latest Styles , of Footwear for . Men, Women and Children...; - V SATISFACTION GUARANTEED IN EVERY PARTICULAR. Old Standi Main Street. FLOUR HOME Ileppiier. Flouring Mill Co. Has secured the serrices of a first class miller, i ; i and keep on hand a fall supply of. , FLOUR,,: GRAHAM, : GERM : MEAL, WHOLE WHEAT, BRAN and. SHORTS ' Of the very best quality and guaranteed to giye satisfaction. The mill , exchanges with ineir patronage. W L. Come to Morrow lands. Values are sure ' 11 I 1 11 ier again win . lanci sea Bought, and which has been. has borne the signature of has been made under his per- . supervision since its infancy. - Signature of J. W. MORROW. Proprietor. . Strictly First-Class . i Reoalrlno So.nl.lfv INDUSTRY. FLOUR the: farmers, and solicits HOUSTON, 'Manager. County for low-priced to double up. Nev- 1 so low as. it does now. JOLLY OLD UNCLE JOSH His Generosity Towards His . Newly , Married v ' Niece. A Realistic Romance of Heppner In Which a Number of Prominent Business Men. Take a Very Con spicuous Part. Copyrighted by W. 8 Guthrie. "Miss Summer Polly I I er dare I" But the speaker took a header, over'; ba8bfulBenp, only to hear h sweet "Yes, Charley." "Can I aspire to er tothat is." 'v.'-' v- t Again a lapBS- iutosiletictj fol lowed by an encouraging., ;"Yes, Churley." "Oh, if I might only hope to er to--. -. , .a. ; '-. Another failure in language. It was seemingly a hopeless case, and might' have been, only for a demure "Charley, I have said'ves' twice, and if you mean it, I meao ifctoo, andrv V . tj? i I ; And to this day that young man will insist that he popped the question. ' All this happened away "up state," and it wasn't long before there was a ' wedding. Not kniicb longer before ' there came a letter from Polly's Uucle Jonhua Turner, rich, generous who wrote eflusive ty to bis delight at her exhibitiou of t what he; called 'grit,'! and he proposed that if the young - people would locate at Heppner he would start them, up in life, as a wedding gift, having explained that there was no better port in the world where they might launch their little matrimonial canon. Of course they accepted and were soon bid ding their friends adieu. A few weeks subsequent ' to the above conversation, a travel-stained party- at rived in Heppner. Our friend, Uucle Josh, was in charge, and he led. the party straightway to the Palace Hotel. "We'll go-to the Palace," he said, "Cause its been the popular , place for years, and is strictly first-plaes. Senator J. Wi Morrow, ; the ; proprietor, is endowed with that delightful in tuition that makes a guest feel at home, comfortable, and in might v good luck. The house is one of convenience; the apartments are cosily furnished, and the cuisine all that a superior cook and un limited orders on the market can make it. I have engnged rooms at the Palace until your own house is in readiness, and if you don't agree that I've selected a mighty fine- place, then I'm no prophet;".- "After breakfast." continued the old man, 1 am r ready to buy your outfit. To expedite matters I have ordered- a carriage- from ;. II. "A. Thompson, our enterprising livery man " When the handsome .car riage, with elaborate trappings and prancing horses, drew up ' in front of the hotel, .., Polly k declared it the "finest turnout she had ever seen.'' "Yes Sir-ee," replied Unole Josh, "the three ti's, 'Speed, Safety and Style' is H. , A.; Thompson's coat of arms. , So, young folks. when you want to take u drive, either for business or pleasure, go to Dim lor a rig every time. His wedding, party and funeral -equip. ments are UDeurpahsea! it was in this stylish turnout . that .the rounds of the town were made. -With these remarks, Uncle Josh graciously presented to Charley the deed to a cosy cottage; "Having already provided a cage for- the; bird,1' - said ' Uncle Josh, "now the first thing we'll look after will be the furnishings for it," Hereupon Polly declai ed that she had heard so much about' J. "L. Yeager, the furniture man and funeral director, and read ' his ad veitisement in the pioneer home paper, the Heppner Gazette, that she had decided, to go there; , The result a that they were ushered into such a bewildering display that the girl was at first at a lossi how to select. But eke soon yielded to the at tractions of a magnificent parlor suite, a bedroom set in oak, golden finish, that would do credit to old Mf." Klondike himself. To this she added an easy rocker for Uncle Josh, and didn't forget a most con venient and ornamental writing desk for "Hubby'' Charles, having come to- the conclusion that J. L. Yeager's figures were below the very whisper cf competition. "A pretty good start," said the old man. 'and now we'll go to Gilliam t Bisbee's big hardware and stove store where Polly's we'd better see Minor & Co. about housewifely instincts will have foil some new duds." After Charley play in marvels of kitchen appa-; had fitted himself in a neat suit. i rant i .. . - . . rams. i nere is noj an eeiaonsn- ment in the country that carries a more , comprehensive stock . of household furnishings," remarked Uncle Josh. "Every possible piece of kitchen furniture from a tin dipper to a cooking range is hers in ail styles ana variety ' If Polly fails' to accomplish won ders in the culinary art, it will not be for want of . superior cooking utensils, , for she . purchased .. a Majestic range with all equipments needed in a well regulated kitchen, while Charley bought an elegant Wilson parlor heater and a blue flame oil stove, all of which Uncle Josh paid for with delight cause he knew Gilliam & Bisbee had treated him right, just as they do all of their ousiomeis. 1 "Let's see I promised,, you a gold watch and diamond ring, too, didn't I," queried Uncle Josh of Polly, ."and P. ,0., Borg'e, is the place to get good values especial ly in diamonds, as - he told me the other day that he had a large sup ply on hand; bought before the raise,, which . he sells at the old prices.",. Entering the popular leading jewelry store of Morrow county the old man gallantly . ac quitted himself of the promise and then directed Polly's attention to the superior stock , of silverware oarried by the house. 'There is no other suoh a house in town,", said the old man, "and I will guarantee the quality to . be the i very best Pick out your family 'clock" while here," he added.': "P. 0: Borg car riea a magnificent line. Don't for get another factl he continued, "if ever you unfortunately need opti cal goods, this is the place to coma tie will test your eyeB without ex tra charge, and say, my boy, re member that P. 0. Borg is also an expert dootor on sick watches.". ' "Halt!" commanded Uncle Josh, as the party came in front of Patterson & Son's handsome drug store, "Walk right in." "Why Uncle- we're not sick, and " " Guess I know that, but I suspect it won't be long before this young man begins to take ' an interest in matters of paregoric and" "U-n-o-l-e " , "We'll go in anyway, Polly may find some toilet ar tides she wants." Sure enough, before leaving she was loaded ; down with combs, brushes, face powders and ounces upon ounces of fine import ed perfumes.' 1 "Don't forget," ad ded Uncle Josh, "to come here with your prescriptions, as Patter son & Sou are competent pharma cists aud up-to-date druggists,! and use pure and reliable drugs." While Uncle Josh was ponder ing where to go next, Polly sud denly asked: "Uncle, where can I find the leading millinery estab lishment?" "Just up the street," remarked Uucle Josh, "and we will visit Mrs. L. J. Estes, who, by the way, has on hand one cf the completest stocks of millinery, fur capes, dress Bkirts, silk waists - and ladies' neck wear to be found in the city. You can get what you wact there, the latest styles being her motto. M rs. Estes experience guarantees - that when you have purchased of her you have the thing according to fashion and a satisfaction that your work has been done by a competent artist. In a few minutes there never was a happier girl than Polly for she purchased a perfect dream of a hat with all the style and at half the price generally found in a city Btore. ; "Oh, say, Uncle," exclaimed Pol ly, ''where can I go for dry goods? This ; dress is hardly . suitable, I must admit" . "Well,, my girl, if you want to select from one of the most popular establishments in the city, I will direct you to Minor & Co., who carry a stock of dress goods that for variety and real value is seldom seen outside ' the largest metropolitan cities. They carry all the latest weaves in fash ionable dress goods and you are sure to be gmaea rignt in your selections, You will find Minor & Co. pleasant to deal with and their employes polite and expert, while the prices cannot be duplicated." It did not take Polly long to tell a bargain when the saw one. She got a. handsome dresa, with all necessary trimmings, and several other articles af "fantastio disar ray" bo dear to the heart of every womaD. At this point, somen hat to the confusion of Charley, the old man indulged in a half criticism of his personal appearance. " x ou are decidedly . oil style for a towns- man." said he, "and while here. from tne piles of fash onab e car ; mente that cover the tables of this extensively stocked establishment, Unole Josh declared: . "Now yon look like a newly married man." Before Jeavine.havincr found roods and prices irresistible, Charley also invested in a oomplete outfit of No other aid so great to the housewife, no other agent so useful and certain in making . delicious, pure and wholesome foods, has ever been devised. ia 9mmmm'. - ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., gents'- furnishings, from the latest style hat to a dozen shirts. Minor & Co. are not to be undersold in Morrow county. ! "By the way," remarked - Uncle Josh, as 'they reached the street, "I must run up to the First Na tional Bank and get another check book, v Come along with ino and get acquainted with Geo. - Oonser and the staff, for of course you will do business with them .and it is always more pleasant to be per sonally acquainted with the people you do business with. This bank is as solid as the base of the uni verse, and has a stout working capital and a surplus of several thousand. You will find them ever ready to extend any accommoda tions compatible . with business principles." "Guess I'll open up an account right away," replied Charley, and he did. After this visit, Uncle Josh sug gested a resort to some place of refreshment. At the table the old man waxed philosophical. "Never neglect your larder," he said. "That important adjunct to housekeeping controls masouline temper. To that end you must patronize a grocer on whom you can depend for honest goods. Through a long term of years I have found the Ed It. Bishop Co. perfectly reliable. You will find them careful dealers, al ways fully stocked with everv possible thing in the line of staple and fancy groceries fresh and first-clasi, no shelf- worn goods there, while the prices are down to brass tacks. . To keep peace in the family get all your groceries of the Ed R. Bishop Co. "Yes, and while we are on this im portant topic of gastronomies, we must not foriret meat. It goes hand in hand with groceries. Now to locate a meat market where you can get fresh, whole some meats and poultry , at all times, J. 8. Kinsman is the man to supply you with that. This is the boss meat market and Is popular with everybody who is particular to have the best. The reason for this is all because J. 8. Kinsman is very careful in the selection of stock gets the best of everything end keeps it fresh on cold storage. To keep your 'hubby' in a good humor, Polly, trade at J. 8. Kinsman's market every time." , "Oh me 1 ob my 1" ejaculated Polly, as they halted before a show window, what a pnrffctlv lovely slipper." "Yes," said Uncle Josh, "The Fair's stock can't be equalled in style and ex tent in this section, Go in, look it over and get acquainted." It might have been policy not to have extended that invi tation, had not Uncle Josh known what wise economy it is to trade at The Fair, for Polly found goods and prices so se ductive that she purchased an outfit from a pretty slipper to a handsome walking boot. Charley invested in gent's fine shoes, while Uncle Josh in dulged in a stout boot, with rubbers for the crowd. No one needing footwear can resist the styles and prices offered by The Fair. "By the way." exclaimed Uncle Josh, with a paternal air, the next thing to look after is the lumber for those im provementa which are absolutely neces sary. Come with me and I'll introduce you to Wills fc Patterson, who are the dealers in that line bere. They carry the most complete line ol building There are imitation baking powders, sold cheap; by many grocers; They are tnade from alum, a poison ( i ousdrug, which renders the food injurious to health. 100 WILLIAM ST., NEW YORK. material in this end of the county everything, from the stone sills for the ' foundation to the shingles for the roof , including doors and windows, mould ing, ec. It is pleasant 'to deal with Wills A Patterson, for their greatest aim is to give satisfaction to every custom i er,"and the lumber was quickly ar ranged for. "And as you are eoinir to keeD a ' 'horse," continued the old man, "of course you'll need harnecs. The boss '1 horse milliners of this section, to my notion, are Noble & Co. They use only first-class material and give personal supervision to the minutest detail of manutacttire- There is nothing in bar. , ness that cannot be had of Noble & Co. heavy and light, hlngle and double, plain and fancy woik, and buggy bar- ; i nefis, They , have 'em in stock, or can t make 'em to order, bemdes every other fn. kind of turf goods imaginable and the t finest lot of blankets and. lap robes yon ever laid your eyes upon.V After a visit to Noble & Co's harness store, Charley , said be thought "if a man couldn't get , satisfied it would be his own fault." "Now," cried the old' gentleman,, r "now for a picture of this crowd, in good old country fashion, we'll go to the photograph gallery, and M. T. Miller will make a good one. His pic tures ere wonderful infidelity and finish. , I want one' full-sized photo for my .....j.. i I, . Biuuy aim some Miiau ones lor my friends. Dr. Miller has the soul of a.' troe artist; all his work iB a labor of love, In which he will not stop short of perfection. As he is famous for sue cessful enlarging, I want to give you a ., life-size representation of 'yours truly,' with a fine frame to enclose it." (Uncle , , Josh's picture may be seen at M. T. Miller's studio any time the reader de- sires to call.) En route to their home the party called at the Gazette office. "You'll want the news every week,", remarked Uncle Josh, "and as this Is the old re liable pioneer paper here the old stand-by for the pact 18 years, I'll subscribe." Upon summing up ' the wonderful ' events of the day Polly began to volu- -bly eipreis thanks. "You have bought ',' us everything," she exclaimed.' "Only oos thing," replied Uncle Josh " reflectively, "but I can remedy that.' ' J. L. Yeager, the furniture man, always . has a nice line of them and you can get ' one whenever you want it; I'll pay for the best."! "W-h-y," exclaimed Polly with great ' surprise, "Uncle, what cun it be?" -."Well, it's a baby carriage, and " But Polly had fainted. , How We Use Dp Oar Foret. . It is estimated that it takes twenty-two acres of sprnoe land to famish enough 1 wood pnlp paper to ran large mean -pnlitnn daily just two day. The writer who makes Ibis statement deplores the time when, at this rate, onr forests will entirely disappear, and paper be very oarce and expensive. Meantime, the art of printing continues, beoause there are many trntbs the world ibonld know; . among others, that Hostetter's Blotnaob -Hitter is onre for diseases of the tom aoh, suoh as dyspppsia, indigestion, constipation, biliousness, insomnia and ; nervonsoe. This famons midioine bas been the standard remedy of the Ameri can people for 60 years. Do not anoepl a snbstitnte. The genuine bas Private Rfivrnne Htnmp over the neck of bottle., If yon want to buy some very low priced randies, see George Wells, at Conner A, Warren's drug store.