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OFFICIAJj BIBECTORT. .
; - United States Officials.
P'eirtent William McKinley
ifiiw-Preeldent Garret A. Hobart
Secretary of State John Sherman
Secretary of Treasury Lyman J. Uage
Secretary of Interior .. . . . . Cornelius N. Bliss
Secretary of War ltusHoll . Alitor
Secretary of Navy John D. Long
Postmaster-General ,...JamesA. Gary
Altorney-Goneral John W. Griggs
Sucretary f Agriculture James Wilson
State of Oregon.
Horernor W. P. Lord
Bneretaryof State H. K. Kincald
Tmssnrer Phil. Metsohan
Hupt. Public Instruction G. M. Irwin
Attorney General C. M. ldlcman
Senators McBrid.
Congressmen
Printer..... ..,
JThos. H. Tongne
Ellis
W. 11. Leeds
( R. S.
.IF. A.
?C. E.
Bean,
Supreme Judges..
Mixire.
Wolverton
Sixth Judicial District.
V rcnit Judge Stephen . Lowell
P.oxHjuMng Attorney H. J. Ueitn
Morrow County OBlcials.
joint Senator A, W. Gowan
lUnauniiiln J. N. Hrown
CimntyJnrlge A. G. Bartholomew
' Commissioners J. it. Howard
Clerk ,,y'fo.7ow
' Sheriff K. L. Matlock
' Treasurer P'anlt Gilliam
MMor -
' " Hormror.T-.., m '...4 ... an flwrts
School Sup't....- Jay W. Shipley
' Coroner I. F. Vauglian
Mill mwil OVFIOXftH.
Ma.or Thiie. Morgan
Councllmen.... E. J. Hloeum. M
I anh ten thai. J. R. Simons, J. J. Robert, J. W
ll..n. ....I It 11. Mtrrv.
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Constable M. 8. Whetstone
Belted States La4 091 Cera.
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18,
1841.
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PKESS COMMENT.
That was fine eadoreemeot T. T.
Geer's own county cave him, when it
declared almost unanimously for him
aDd against Gov. Lord through its pri
manes. The trouble with Mr. Lord can
best be illustrated by a little anecdote:
Ad Indian was sailiug down stream in a
boat, using a small fir tree for a sail.
The strong wind was oerryiug him past
his landing place, when some friends
ashore asked bim why be didn't stop.
"Too d n muoh bush," was bis reply.
Our governor has been afflicted the same
way. Oregon wants a governor in fsot
as well as In name and not quite so ''d n
muoh Bush" and other side Issues.
Valley Transoripl.
Reuben P. Boise, ex-whig, ex-republi-
oan, ex-demoorat. . ex reDublioan. ex-
greenbacker, ex republican, ex granger,
ex-populist, anything for bflice, is a
fine specimen of etceteras to place be
fore the people for their suffrages, Had
the republicans continued the old fossil
in offioe, he would be shouting today for
the gold standard; but becoming too in
firm to- attend to the duties of the office
of judge, the republicans put a man ic
his plaoe capable of filling the offioe and
hence be falls over into the demo pop
oamp to be set up ns a god in that taitb.
It is extrenioly ridiculous. Valley
Transcript. . ,
The slowness ot the president creates
great impatience in congress and through
out the country. And yet lima be wise.
Tims yet may be wanted to complete
preparations vitally necessary for offen
sive and defensive -war, and even a day
or two may make a great diffeienoe in
supplying ships with prpjotiles, or in
bringing them into favorable positions
or attack or defense. Of all ' these
tuings, and many more, the president
and members of his cabinet are in better
position to Judge tbao members of oon
gress oan be. Impatienoe therefore,
honld not be unreasonable. The day
of waiting, is, however, praotoally at an
end, and new eoeDes will be set on the
publio stage. Oregooiao.
, uemnorais are gooui ropoiists are
good I Repnblioans are goodl Demo-
TP, . . . . . n . .
pops are1 bad. Silver-pops are bad.
Demo-siWer pops are bad. Democrats
are good, becansa they ara In favor of
soaod money. Populists, middle-of-tbe
loaders, are good, because they stick to
tbeif principles. Bepabhoans are good,
are tbe salt of tbe earth, because they
Stick to tbelf principles and stand for
sound money. Demo pops are bad. Tbey
are mongrels. Tbey are mleoegenatioD
ists. Ditto, silver pops. Ditto, demo-
silver-pops. Tbey ara all N. O. T
ara oot lika Causer's wife.' Nor bis oi.
Nor bia sas. Nor anything tbat belongs
to Ceaaert Tbey ara like Esau, wbo
fooled bis old fstber Isaac. Eeaa sold
bis birthright for a mesa of nottaae.
These Derao-iilvdr-popa bsve sold tbslr
birtbrfgbt for tbe hopes ot so or Us, Tbey
sre bigger fools tbt.n Esau. Hs got tbe
pottage. Aod be got bis fatbsr's bless
ing. Tbey bavs got do orfli, nor are
tbey likely to. Hut luatead of tbe peo
ple's bleaeioff, lbs ara getting tba peo
ple's conalug.
Wbo ara ouT Wbo am I? Yes,
what's jonr name? I ara I am I am.
Damfiool I'm uitsdl Have yon any
priueiplesT Wei, I Dead ta bsve. Let's
es. I nsad to be a democrat. Tbao I
sbaogeil to a pop. Then to a demo-pop.
What ara yoo Dow? What am I oowT
I am ao an in lel ll si bil l-lr! A batT
Aa lo-aom-pre-heo-sl-bll-i tyl Fi-
plaln yoorself. Well. I'm a val.e ta di-aa-ri-aat
That is my prinololes ara
aolealthy. Cbangiog ao suddenly my
principles bsve takea cold. I've got
tba la flo-end-wiaw. Ah I sef The
earaaolloals bavs dropped duwq into tba
picorieektam. Ily bead enatlneally
foes t'urer ri.ter l r.ier rlMerl Yoo ara
ia a bad ill. Take some of MeKlnlrj'i
aurfativa pellets. Ott Soma of tbat
initial it ieferadura ant of yoa. Then
a beavy dnaa ot salts will relieve yon ot
the Imperative toamlaU. No wundar
you're skkl By gnra! I Iboag M I bad
S tape worm! Do yoa think Ms tbem
Ureal things that's lamploa- roood la
sty alidnmidal regioosf No dootl of it,
new playtag there fe ail moatba. I'll
li'asa. Ceo yoa gM me some of Kla-
e'S palltlS?
To be ears.
Kifht awsr. aolok t,(t1
Bat say. friend: If ton.!
Uke kfdCioUy's Difdioloe.lt will kei ek
sll of tba dm"ptpKf err owl of yoa
'iierr ibaa ya aaa aay wJark ll.Llo
anr Will it kill ll.amath.1 Ja4 (aUd
glratet lrsirs thai ara ruiolbg my
Inaard? Yee, It will pulverise Ibaia,
Tt.a If a tote tba UeKiaUy llekei la
Jaaa ysa will be a maa among mew.
tiaa Co. lupobltaee.
It waa a great bluff tbat lbs Hiraoa
riag made, abial prlollug tba names af
lbs Voters at tba repablksaa prliasraaa,
but, ataa It was aalla-t, aat iba (will
books were c II. red f ,f flllag, It sppaarad
tbat tba slerfe bad already reMited ale
iMlraetloM frtm tba vm aal to file
then. The ft.lratlHi of I be a a ma
woal.1 bavs pruVad tbs f bareMef at lbs
falee at sU m a is Ike enUid sa. argaa of
tbe nag baa b stak lag sorKHMkicf ih
lsili aud ike ei.sraelaf uf Iba Vjte
al Ue k h. a 4 tl.ertf.yre lb of!ar
weal turtb Ital lb bo le ebnwld ad be
repaired by the !sik
1 1 td ! aeeart Ibat Ike tote wee
liaht, sad tbat lit I KM V. tars aM el
flOl t IUS SlNtllfl lit Sfbll.
cation of the lists would disclose the
fact' that the largest vote was Cast at
that election that was ever oast at so
uncontested primary eleotion Id the oity
of Portland.
It is easy to assert that the voters
were jail-birds and hobos, but the lists
would show what base lies "and libels
such assertions arei The faot Is, that
the eleotion was attended bt the best
oitiZ9ns, and the 'vote was spontaneous
and not bought and paid for, as will be
the case' with' tt greBt part 6f tLe Vote in
the Simon primaries. , '
' No, the threat to print ' the names was
ft "weak and childish piece of bravado,
and was never made with an intention
of keeping the promise. And, as for the
number of voters,' the Simoa primaries
will be s travesty add a laughing stook.
The overwhelming defeat of the Simon
ticket in the republican primaries in
dearly every county in the state insures
strong anti-Simon convention , at
Astoria next week. Simon will not be
able to name a Candidate tor any plaoe
6h the stste tiokel. Geer will be nomi
nated by aoolamation,' and 8 imon's can
didate; Governor Lord who has not
even carried bid own county! will be an
Dbidentifisd relio ot the 'pasl.' ' And in
the1 congressional conventions 'the great
threats of the Simon ring to defeat Ellis
and Tongas will be ft sabjeot bt amuse
ment and jest, for both congressmen will
be renomitaUd Without opposition. 1 So
it transpires that the boss Is not omnipo
tent in Oregon after all, arid that eveti
with the use of unlimited ' money, and
backed by a hired ' newspaper organ, be
cannot hold up the legislature, as ha did
last ' Winter, with ' impunity.) Morning
Tribune.
ii i . I.
; Could Not Wear Shoes.
"I was troubled with sorofula. I had
sores on my feet so that I was unable to
wear shoes. ' I saw Hood's 1 Sarsaparilla
advertised and read many testimonials
of cures of sorofula, and I procured two
bottles. By the time I had taken them
my feet were well. " Thomas A. Colb
mai , Davidson, Oregon.
Hood's Pills ours all liver ilia,
for 25a, by C. I. Hood k Co.;
Mass.
POSTSCRIPTS.
Mailed
Lo well
Bx Lea Vebnom.
After tbe dust Tbe street sweepers.
It is the sign of aga io a woman whan
aba begins to get out of a buggy back
wards. Every woman has a pretty paper-cut
ter bat continues to open QpSgsiioes with
a hairpin.
A man wbo really enjoys a ohorob
social will raiss oblu whiskers if given a
ebanoe.
When soma people get on their 8uo
day clotbea, tba people who sea tbem on
tba street begin to enquire wbo ia dead.
Cleverly bandied, a blufr ia a great
thing, but there ara so many bunglers
Soooees seldom tlrea a man; it is fail
ure tbat overworks him.
fit Petsr-"Did yon read tba 'Yellow
Journals wban on earth?"
Pilgrim-"No, sir; I ' read only tbs
people's paper, wblob oootaioed all tbe
local news, called 'Tbe Province,' pub
liahed ia Vancouver, B. C."
fit. Peter-" 'Tie well; make this maa
leader of tba Golden Band."
A lacy man can't help it any more
tbao ao Indostrloos maa oao.
MIIa baa broken my beart" wailed tbe
beaatlfal Vancouver girl.
"There, don't take oa so," said bar
friend lo tones of pity, "It might bavs
been yoor bicycle."
"?io, said tbs anxious mother, "yoa
do boI want to marry tbat reporter
Iblnfe of bavlng a basbeod wbo never
g4a borne aotil 2 or S to tba snoralng."
"Hut," aaid tba maideo, "arsa'l all boa-
banda tbat war? Papa U not a reporter
and yet be Dot tbs aeilous motber
deollned to lUUn.
"Tboae aew shoes of yours sqoeak
awfally." "perhaps they ara not paid for
let," aaid bis Mead, Harry Oweell.-
"Tbat'e all aoostiss. If there's soy
thing io tbat, why don't my tost sod
my pants sad my bat eja-ek too,"
Wbo a maa gels la tba praeeonaof
fteaotiral weraaa Da Bever baa sesea
eaongb left to .sow whether she is la
telllgeat or aot.
ONI
kvr.ui no."
I bold be bsods. The lama's ai.lt ray
l4urr la Irldaaranl ilaf.
A atone bar Innaj' atildan ptrands,
t'ha.f4 Pin lt kanr iaas asads
Willi a hi. k u4 Tims aattt to itMintf.
I Bold kf hanl s
er (ale Is plMlii, laf aar,
la sll.noa there eontanl In elray,
Uke one a kn palta but l"f aotamaDd.
I ho4 kar kaa-U.
1 lial Is the p4 litre thai esfRla
As aeMry spfllal lift S lhaU Wea ls
II I M r-UM WuUl k aay.
Oa the kiane tbs Will plaf
theaa knpae ah Iwaai trots the Wraat kahda.
I bold kef heads.
liraadlallf (teryaaa.
iate:-I was dreajfolly rvoaa.aa
for relief tixik yowr Carl's Outer Row!
Tea. It qal.Ud ar aetvee aadsirtsfib
e4 ay wbla bi'ms system. I ass
(rootled wllb SVMiStlpatroa, klloey lad
bstwet Irwwbte. foal Tea Boas staeeaed
any system tbomag bly thai I rapidly
raa:lbed health, sad etrwag'b. Mrs. a,
A Seest, llartftft4 IVwai tint 4 b
CMf Klesb.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure
STATE ENCAMPMENT.
Grand Army or the Republic, Woinaa's
Keller Corps and Sons or Veterans.
The seventeenth annual enoampment
of tbe G. A. R.. W. K. 0. and 8. of V.
will be held in Tbe Dalles May 17', 18
and 19. Tbe members of the looal posts,
Tbe Dalles Oommarcial and Athletio
Club and the citizens generally are tak
ing a lively interest in tbe gathering
and are giving unstinted aid to its suc
cess. Kedaoed rates have been Beonred
from tbe transportation companies and
hotels, end the people generally will do
all in their power to make the affair a
buoobbs and pleasare to those In attend
anoe. It is expected that there will be
at tbe enoampment the largest number
of veterans and their friends ever before
H ,.1 . . ..
noBBuiuieu ingeioer on any aim liar occa
sion In the state.
How to Look Good.
Qood looks are really more tbao skin
deep, depending entirely on a healthy
oondition ot all the vital orgnns. It tba
ver be Inactive, yon have a billions
look, it your stomach be disordered you
ave a dyspeptio look; if your kidoeya
be affooted, you have a pinched look
Secure good health, and you will surely
ave good looks. "Eleotrio Bitters" is
good alternative and touio. Anta Hi.
redly on the stomach, liver and kidneys.
Purifies the blood, cures pimples,
blotohes aud boils, and sivea a onorl
oomplexion. Every bottle guaranteed.
Bold by Hlooum Drug Co., E. J. Blooum.
K .....
uiauHKer. uu oenia per Dome.
EASTKtt PIKK1BAM.
Following is the program for tbe
anion services of the Christian and M.
E., South, cburobes, April 10, 1898.
Morning, at the Chtistian oburcb.
Organ voluntary.
Opening bymn, bv eougregatioo,
Responsive scripture reading.
Prayer,
Voluntary collection.
Song.
Recitation by Eva Bartholomew,
Anthem.
Address by 0. R Howard.
Anthem.
Evening, at tba M. E. oburcb, Sooth,
Organ voluntary.
Opening hymn by congregation.
Scripture reading.
Prayer.
Voluntary oolleotinn.
Recitation by Lorena Meadows.
Bong.
ltacllstioo by Miss Mabel Herrlo.
Antbem.
Address by IL L. Hbelley.
Antbem.
A Bare Thief rap To.
A transaction lowliitta youi-annot loaelaa
Sure tiling, llllioiistinas, alrk liwailai'iie, lur-
rnti tongue, fever, illt-s and a Uiouaaml oUier
Ilia aiw t auatl by itnitiiuiinu ami bIuitkIbu
bmr. Can an'U Candy I ulliarUc. the won.
drrftil lint liver stimulant and InUtailiial
Uiuui are by all Unionists f uaranuaxl to euro
or moiifv rafmnlua. C. V. V.. ar a sure
Uilng. Try a Imi to-tlny; IUc., t'e , 60c
it ...
bttuiylaaud bookie free.
bus our big i
Ha at (iter s Klei'llua.
Al tba election held ia Sampler Moo
day to vots oo the sabjeot of In oor Mi
ration, aod tba aleolioo of muoicipal
offioers, io coaforrnlly with a permlaaioo
to tbat ilTml iaaued by Baker oounty
court, 100 volee wera oaal io favor of in-
oorporatino and 21 against. Tba f .l-
lowing named wara elected to tba re
apentive ciffliwe : J.N. Bellows, mayor:
r. J. Hallock, rooorderj W. II Hawley,
treasurer; Peter Carpmiter, marabal;
A. W. Ellis, Wm. Hiiusiio, W. II. Olea-
ana, W. W. IvHiney, 8. H. Horner and E.
A. Caen, coaDOlImeo, We will pereon
ally gaaraetew tbat HampUr bas a first-
olaee reoordar. F. J. Uallock waa raw
corder here for two or three terms aod
gave peiftot sali.faoliia. Hberroso
will make Humpter a good oonarilmaa,
having aerved onr city la tbat rapacity
vry Satitlactorily. We koow whereof
we speak,
Tbe Hbakers at Mount Labaaoe, a
aommaoily of simple, boaeet, ()d ftar
lag bmo aod woroee. bate prepared tba
rlbaker Dlgpatlvs Oirdial f-n many years,
ead It lo always tba same, simple, boaeet,
euretive mlloios that baa helped ta
taaka the Mhekere Iba healthy, twig
lived people Ibst they are.' TbeHbakera
awver have Indlgaatuio. Tbts U partly
owiag H then simple ale ol life, paitly
to Ibo Wondarful properties lf rlbaker
Digaatlve Onr lial soppliew what's want
lag, hbakar Digeetivs t'onlial lavlgor-
atea Iba atomarb an I all lis gtaade at
- ('bat after awbila
tbey dun'! aew.1 kelp
Aa avhlaaxa of tbe honesty of Bbaktr
IKgeetive Cordial, the f.rrotls ke ptiaU.
low every bottle. Hold by drasihHs,
i pnre 10 eala ti 1 fi per bottle.
Bt4eaaa tart tkavaks Wnk eaepareta,
H Ii C t C l.i ii. ii i t ft! itt ri-i