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For full information, time oards.maps, tickets, etc., oall on or write W. 0. Allawat, A. D. Carlton, Agt. N. P. Ry Asst. Gen Pass. Agt. The Dalles, Or. Portland, Or. "Tie Regulator Line" The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Navigation Co. ETEAMEES "DALLES CITY" AUD "REGULATOR" In fR f mMm i F'-r I irrrri, .1 i " -,3' f.u "til NOTICE. 0 ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: NO tire is hereby clven that an annual meet ing of the stockholders of the Farmers Ware- onse company ol lone will be held at the office f anlil company In lone, Oregon, on Saturday. the 5th day of June, 18'J7, at 1 o'clock p, m., for the purpose of electing directors and for such other business aa may be legally transacted by tncm. M. j. v, ili.ia.ms. President. Done at lone, thla 27th day of April, 18'J7. . . ar nm wki mm The riironlrle Itullillng. the: daily Rr Mail, roelaiie raid. $6.70 a Year. Hi Weekly Chronicle TIib Crd-st Vn'Jy la the Cta:'jj. S1.50 a k (luuludlm iwnuut) to anr part of the United MiUca. I'anada and Meiloi. TKKWKKtil.V VMHiiSICI.K, the brllilH ami mint rom ih-ta Wi elcly Nepiipr In t.ie Kuria. pruus r.-auiarlf Mi ouliitnii. or twelve lag-'s.tf Newa, l.lienitiire anl ile.teral lntinue tiun;ale.ia uiiililceut Aaruuilur.U Defariniul, SAMPLE COPIES SiNT FRiE, DO YOU WANT THE chronicle: Reversible Map? KllOWlMU Tho United States, Dominion o Canada and Northern Mexico UN ONK KID hi, ) A ad the ; Map of tho World UN T1IM OTltlCH tltDK. Pii1 9'J and Ut tho Map and Weekly hronli In f r One) Tear, MieK Tlal'l on Map aud I'apje, ADI'llKHM Mi It. d VlHtWn, The weather ia growing spring is one of extremes. Mrs. Homer EL Hallook, of Pendleton, was here to visit relatives last week. Tbe Gazette is worth its weight in gold as an advertising medium. Try it. Bock beer, Book beer, Bock beer, at J. B. Natter's and E. G. Sperry'a 38-41 For good advertising epaoe, worth dollar for dollar, oall np 'phone No. 3. "Unole" Jack Morrow and bis grand daughter, EUzel Morrow, are visiting relatives at Pendleton. E O. Mrs. H. J. Strickfaden expeots to leave tomorrow evening for Heppner, where her husband preceded her sev eral weeks ago. T.-M.: Mrs. Homer Hallook, of Pen dleton, and Miss Mollie Bernardi, of Salem, are visiting their sister, Mrs, J. C. Hertz, in this city. Mervin Sworts, the fake money loaner is still doing business in the Long Creek oountry. At least his ad is still running in the Eagle, says tbe Condon Globe. Lovgreeo and Allison got in to their mine last Monday with five paok horses from Heppner, where they spent tbe winter, says an E. O. correspondent of Texas Bar. It yon want a good glass of genuine Bock beer, call for the Hop Gold Book, made only by the Star brewers, Port land, Or. Oo draught at J. B. Natter's and E. G. Sperry's. 38-41 John E, Lathrop and Postmaster Johnson, of Pendleton, oame to blows recently in tbe Hotel Pendleton, La throp getting some tbe worst of it. Tbe trouble arose over a newspaper artiole. Through inadvertently, many local advertisers who pay only a weekly rate have been getting tbe benefit of tbe semi-weekly service. Tbe Gfizatte must insist upon business principles and those who pay for a weekly ad. must expeot tbat it will appear only onoe a week. tf Tbe Gazette does not question tbe honesty of any person, but it' is com pelled to insist upon tbe oash-in advsnoe plan of subscription, whether the sub scriber be Cornelius Vanderbilt or the mm who earns his bread by honest toil. We oannot run the paper on any other plan. tf E. 0.: Fred W. Hendley, who has been for many years a wool commission merchant, and who has . always bandied ell of the Echo clips, today informed tbe East Oregonian thai be had beej offered by outside buyers one and one half cents more for wool than last year, the ad vsnoe being attributed by Mr. Hendley to the prospeot for tbe imposition of tariff duties and a somewhat lighter shrinkage. The all-absorbing topio, tbe Cuban question, is agitating congress, bat in Heppner tbe citizens are striving to nscertain how B. 0. Wills, in Black man's old stand, can offer such bargains in shoes, spring and summer dress goods Mr. Wills is making a speoialty of these linos, bnt he will give you bargains in thousands of other articles. It will pay yon to see R. C. Wills before plaoiog your order. Mail orders a specialty. Don't forget tbe plaoe. tf Amerioana are the most inventive people on earth. To them have been issoed nearly 600,000 patents, or more than one-tbird of all tbe patents issued in Ibe world. No disoovery of modern years has beeo of greater benefit to mankind than Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhooaa Remedy, or has done more to relieve pain and suffering T TIT tr.l.- .rt.Vfnn TT m .... li T I the tolfowlnK-named si ttler haa filed notice of " ' ' -v. nisinteniiou to mate nuai proot in support oi bave need UDamneriain's uono, imoiera nis riaini, aun inai sain prow will ne mane no- t. n .11 ens lore County Clerk of Morrow county, Oregon, and Diarrhoea Remedy in my family for HAD PLAYED THE Be Coald Hot GAl Fool JoneaeT with His Trick. Three young men were seated at a table in a Market street restaurant. One of them drew from his pocket and laid upon the table a e;lver dollar, says the Philadelphia Record. Beside it he placed a visiting1 card, with a round hole about a half inch in, diameter pierced through ita center. Said he: "Sec the fat, white dollar ? See the little hole in the card ? Bet you the cigars I can push the big dollar through the little hole," "I'll go you," said one of his companions; "but, remember, you arc to push that dollar through that hole without enlarging the hole." "That's what," responded the proposer of the feat. Laying the dollar flat on the table, he held the card on edge just be hind it. Then he produced a pencil which he shoved through the hole in the card until it touched the edge of the coin. "Pushing the dollar through the hole, see ?" "Here comes Jonesey," said the loser. "Lend me your dollar and jour funny card and I'll get revenge. Oh, I won't do a thing to Jonesey!" A lengthy, cadaverous young fellow, with a vacuous expression, drifted into the vacant place at the table. "Jonesey," wild the loser of the cigars, "here's a big dollar and here's a little round hole iu a card. Bet you I can put the dollar through the hole just as it is loser to pay all four of our checks." "Done," said Jonesey. The other proceeded to repeat the action of the first trickster. "Hold on," drawled Jonesey, languidly, "your contract is to 'put' the dollar through the hole. I didn't bet you couldn't 'push' it through the perfora tion. You see, dear boy, I've been up against the game hitherto. frtm VS. Journal f JwSttHe Prof. W. H. Feeke, who makea a specialty of Epllepev, haa without doubt treated and cur ed more cases than any living- Physician; his succeaa is astonishing. We have beard of cases of ao years' standing cureu vy him. He) publishes a valuable) work on this dis ease, which he aends with laree bot tle of his absolute cure, free to any auffererr who may aend their P. O. and Express address. We advise any one wishing a cure to address toI.W. H. FEZSZ, F. ., 4 Cedar St., New York Cite into CUT' pi. MA Hil Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained and all Pat- eat buinei conducted for Moderate Fits. Our ornec is Opposite U.S. Patent Orriet and we can secure patent in Jess time than those remote irom vvasninrton. Send model, drawing or photo., with descrip tion. We advise, if patentable or not, free of charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured, i a Pamphlet, " How to Obtain Patents," with cost of same in tha U. S. and foreign countries sent free. Address, C.A.SNOW&CO. opp. Patent OrricE, Washington. D. C ?J Cummings & Fall, PROPRIETORS 01 the Old Rell.bl, ; Gault House, CHINESE JEWELERS. Leave Tbe Dalles daily (exoept Sunday) at 7 a. m., arriviug in Portland about 2:30 p. m. When yon so to Portland, stop off at The Dalles and take a trip down the Columbia ; you will enjoy it, and sav money. W. 0. ALLAWAT, General Agent. THE ACCIDENTS OF LIFE Write to T. 8. Quircev, Drawer 1S6, Chicago, Secre tary of the Stab Accident. Company, for information regarding; Accident Insur ance. Mention this paper. By so doing you can save membership fee. Has paid over $000,000.00 for accidental injuries. Be your own Agent. NO MEDICAL EXAMINATION REQUIRED Notice of Intention. JANDOFFICR AT LA GRANDE, OREGON, J April 7. 1HU7. Notloe la hereby Riven that the following named settler haa died notice of hla Intention to make final proof In support of his elm in, and that said proof will be made before County lork. Morrow County, Oregon, at lieppuvr, OreKim, on Mny 17th, 1HU7, via: nr.iNKi u. .MiKr.nti.i., Bd. E. No. 74SW for the K.'i HW14 Bee. 11 and T.i NWSfl- H, Tp 6 , R27EWM. Me iiHines the following wltnessci to prove his continuous resilience upon end cultivation ol said laud, viz: Henjamln K. Hevland, Ham- uel U. Creeson, Iander Copple and David A. Hamilton all of Heppner, Oretton. B. r. W1MHIIH, MIMA. Register. Notice of Intention. T AND OFr-ICK AT I.A GRANDE. OREGON. J J April 6, 1K87. Nolle la hereby given that at Heppner, Oregon, on May 18, 1W7, vis: in a i n r. w ji. i i.a rt n. , Ild.E. No.77(l. for the NVVIa NWM BecM.Tp UK, K2! K W M. He names the following witnesses to prove hie continuous residence upon and cultivation of, said laud via: Hereklah Tlppett and Andy Cook, of Lena. Oret hi, Kdward Chapman and Charles lkihcrty of lnson, Oregon. n. w. viilki."i, .UV46. Register. several years, and find it to be tbe best medicine I ever nsed for cramps in the stomach and bowels. For sale by Gon ser A Brook, Damago to Bridges. SUElilt rS SALE. TVTOT1CR TS HEREBY GIVEN TflAT 17 N PER i v and by virtue of an eneontlon leaned nut ol the Circuit Court ol the Htale ol Oregon for the County ol Morrow and to me directed and delivered, upon a Judgment rendered and en tered In said court on Die 2nd day ol March, 1m7 in favor ol I,, r. Davidson. 1'laintlR. and against Mamual K. Walker, Defendant, lor the um ol One Hundred Thirty. Five Dollars with interest at ui rata ol s par cent, per annum from the I2lh dav of October, IsvS, and the further sum ol Ko ty Dollars with Interest at the rata ol ten per rent per annum Irmn the 27th day of April lHI, the sunt ol rilteen Dol lars attorney lees; tha sum of t ....I .41.1... . ... I. n thla a. .(Inn I have levied uixui the loliowlng deai iibed real IDS people Ol mat locality. From the Eagle. Tbe high water laat week did oonsid rabls damage to tha bridge along the Middle Fork ot tha John Day river, tbongb not so mnob damage as had the water not been checked by tbe cool days tola week. The bridge on the road to Snsanyilla ia reported a gooe. This structure was pot ia br Ed O- Allen years ago daring mining excitement at Susan vtlle, and baa beeo of great servioe to All of the Work Ia Done by Hand Some of It Is Beautiful. There are two jewelers in Chinatown, but their establishments do not re semble the ordinary places known as jewelry shops, says the New York Times. The Chinese jeweler is a man ufacturer as well as a shopkeeper. His establishment is a tiny room up one or two fligihts of stairs. The room in. one place is divided by an, openwork iron partition, with an arch and a coun ter near the window, where the jeweler stands at work. He is an elderly China man, wearing1 glasses, and he works over a tiny lire in the window. All his work is don by hand, and some of it is beautiful. There axe heavy silver bracelets which open with a hinge aud' fasten with an odd little staple. The fine raised pattern is cut out, every bit of it, by hand. There are gold rings made in the same way. There are fine rings, made of 24-carat gold. Almost nothing is kept in 6tock. There may chance to be a few rings and bracelets, which are taken from a small safe. Most of the goods are made to order. When the manufacturer is asked the price of a ring he weighs it before he answers. HLs scales consist of a slen der stick of ivory, perhaps a third of a yard long, covered with Chinese char acters. At one end is a small brass plate suspended from the stick by fine threads and a very small weight, also hanging by a thread, is moved along to the balancing point by the jeweler as he holds the little machine in his hand. The front part of the little shop is filled with a stove, table, dishpan, dishes as many things as can well be crowded into it. BIG HAT IN CHURCH. It Fills the Whole Universe for tbe Man Behind It. This ia what happens to the man be hind the hat, says the Chicago Observer: The preacher disappears until nothing remains but a voice. And wuth the hat standing up against the spot where the voice is, and the modulated sentences breaking against it, how ia attention to be fixed upon the sermon? The mind grows lax, the quiet and sweertness of the sanctuary tend to distraction, the hat fills the whole visible universe, and involuntarily one's thoughts center vtion it. It is a wonderful construction. There is a yellow rose trembling on a long stem with every movement of the wear- er'a head and one begins to calculate the extent of ita arc. There are bunchea of feathers, disposed, apparently, with a view to preventing anything from be ing seen between them whichever way the hat la turned. And there are stal actites of ribbon, upright and immov able, which still further obscure the horizon. Occasionally one gets a momentary glimpse of the head of the preacher aa it 1 stretched out in gesticulation, but it seem a mere detached fragment use lessly beating the air. The preacher himself haa disappeared e if he had never been. The only thing visible when, the hat ia turned for a moment la another hat of the same kind farther on. CHICAGO, ILL.. Half block west of the Union Depot of C. B. & Q., C. M. & 8t. P., C. 4 A., P. Ft. W. & C, ana tne u at. u ct r. Kaiiroaas. HATK8 S.oo PUH I3A.Y Cor. W. Madison and Clinton Sta., CHIOAa-O. ILL. Thecomparativevalue of these twoearda Ia known to moat persons. They Illustrate that greater quantity la Not always moat to be desired. These cards express the beneficial qual ity of RipansTabules As compared with any previoualy knows DYSPEPSIA CURB Ripans Tabulea : Price, 50 cents a bo; Of druggists, or by mail. BIPANS CHEMICAL CO., 1 0 Sprues St., N.Y. ; WANTED-AN IDEAtt'S thing to patent ? Protect your ideas ; they ma r bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDER r BURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Wasbingtoi I, D.C., for their $1,800 prize otter. The regular subscription price of tb Semi-Weekly Gazette is $2.50 and tb regular price of the Weekly Oretroniai a is $1.50. Any one subscribing for tb Gazette and paying for one year i 1 advance can get both tbe Gazette am I Weekly Oregonian for $3.60. All old sal: soribers paying their subscriptions fc r one year in advanoe will be entitled ti thesnmo. I D. J. McFaul, M. Di HEPPNER, OREGON. ( Offioe hours, 8 to 10 a. m., and 12 tc i 2 p. m., at residence, Mrs. H. Welch's property, Dr1 10 to 12, a. m , to 2 to 5 p, m., at offioe in the rear of BorgV jewelry store. I TMU.S. GOVERNMENT! PAYING MILLIONS A MONTH To persons who served in the wars of the United States or to their Widows, Children, or Parents. Do You receive a pension ? Had You a relative in the War of the Rebellion, Indian or Mexican Wars on whom you depended for support ? THOUSANDS ARE ENTITLED UNDER THE NEW LAW To receive a pension, who now do not. Thousands under the new law are entitled to an increase of pension. The government owes it to you and is willing and Anxious to pay. Why not present your claim at this present time? Your pension dates from the time you apply. Now is the accepted hour. tryWrite for laws and complete information. No Charge for advice. No Fee unless successful. The Press Claims Company PKILIP W. AVIRETT, General Manager, 618 F Street, WASHINGTON, D. C. If. B.TM Company il controlled by nturly one thousand leading newt papers in the United Statet, and it guaranteed by them. Attorneys tit Iaw, All business attended to its a prompt and satisfactory manner. Notaries Public and Collectors. HEPPNER, OFFICE IN NATIONAL : : : BANE BUILDING. OREGON WHITE COLLAR LINE. Columbia R iver Rnn Pnffftt Snnnn Na. J. diiin fimprrty, lo w 11: Houlh wrat quarlor ol Me lon Twoniji all Inflow tiihlp Thru (S) South ol Kanaa I hiT mrr (ii nasi w at. 10 satisfy sal. I Jii.lnmrnt, cults and acvruluf costs. 1 will on Mturdajr, Ths'th dar ol Mat, 1W7, stent flVlnrk p. m . ul aalil day, al tha front ., . ..I ,1.. ......... I,,.,... . u,.., u ....... county. Orrin, avll all tha V.A'i.tul a ami In tern! ol Ilia tll Hainurl K. Malaur In and to tli atxiT ilrai'MlMst property at pnhllf auction In the hlahrat ami brat l,l.!.lr lor rash In hand. th pro. rv.ls to twappltrd to tha aatlslartlon ol said nwiitloti and all coaia, and coats that may a.Ttll. K. UMAIUH K. Sheriff o( Morrow County, Or(n. palodApillMh, l7. fckMl IT. tawi'Mi a f Orwsiria, FATFLKS! RIDUCID 1 liumithiiiMia TT b'4,li, t.f a l.(,u f-ttif rJtMHan . s,, nMiL. ... Mr.i!,,, ,,,. ,, , rtl.,.ta, I ., I BunwuiHi ia.ii. i,h. r il 1 1. -a.,.i. rum PTlf MT TRCATIO BY MAIL MitMrMiaut. r parttri.iara a.llrrM. wiik atata on Till !! Fesd Yami.T1i first feed yard the tearoalar strike In Hoppner isthatrondiietixi by Willism Gordon, nnt door Ut lha Heppner OaiIU ranob. Mr. Gordon is stvoromoiUlinf, baa a bTiwhI f ari and slmn.laol facilil t las car of atnok In Aral claat ahapa. Ilia Drira are ry raaaonabla Ua baa hay and rio for aaln. lias lalely addod a tnr load vf baltl ftmtf. llannner M 1'endletiin ! llfppoer Ee tut HI sim Line. Persona drairoospf vialllu rredlilD an tlin and roonay by taking Hits rout. 1'T BO- nnaliitlna lbs atianls tha rrMis tn tag tha at will Disk ronneetton 3 .t'rlook train at rbo for Prndllon. Omoa at City Drag Mora. W. 1. U0, Proprlstor. ' Jimlter Cultures-Final Proof. Nollrs for rabliralloa. Report from Grsoits creek ii to tbs effect tbat tlia north approach ot their new bridd aoroas tha MidJle Fork was washed ont, bnt wat saved with tbe n oeption ot a faw timber. At the Kilter crossing wnera a oaw brl.lne was being constructed, on abut- meot waa washed ont. Tba MoDuffea bridge, tna old oondemned strootura near tba MeDiiftVe hot springs, i bigb and dry, alibongh It bad a clot call. At Monomrnt far time it lookrd as though much damage would be dona. Hiuca tbe water baa roeold, tba grade to tha atael bridge is washed out in two Dlasratars la Rasalsv Whea M. robtdnostzeft became the bead of the holy synod in Russia it waa reckoned that the daya ot tbe dis senters were numbered. He would soon stamp them out. In spite, however, of bis ruthless policy, they have steadily increased, until there axe now about 1,500,000 of them without reckoning1 the old bellerera, who are 18,000,000 strong. ANY OLD PLACE WOULD DO. Ha Cowlda't Spell OsatwatoanU s Cml4 tha tamntraphor. A short man. with red whiskers, ahamblintr rait, and tho rvmaira of 1ar. wanWri into tbe MiUlrd the othr evening, ami asked foe a type writer's studio, aaya tbe Kansaa City v v ivv uii va a. l 'At l Steamers TELEPDONE. BAILEY GATZERT AND OCEAN WAVE. Leaving Alder 8treet Dook, Portland, for Astoria, Ilwaoo, Long Bescb, Oceaa Park and fiabcotta. JJireot oonneotion with Ilwaoo ateamsrs and rail road; also at Young's Bay with Seashore Railroad. tbijhphoni Leaves Portland 7 A. M. Dally, except Sunday. Leaves Astoria 7 P. M. Dally, except Sunday. 33A.ixj33-y ca-A.TSBinn.rr Lesrei Portland I P.M. Dally, except Sunday. Haturday night, 11 P. M. Leaves Astoria Dallv a al6:i& A. M., except Sunday and Monday, otmday night, 7 P. M. ooanvivx wave Leaves Portland and runs direct to Uwaro, Tuesday and Thursday at A. M. aarttrday'at 1 P. M. Mavea nwaco nsaneaaay ana rriaay at r.w A. x. uu Btinaay niht at t f. M. Baggage Checked to Railroad Destination Both Beaches Fret of Expense. For Safety, Speed, Comfort, Pleasurs, Travel on the Telephone, Bailey Oatcert aud Ocean Wav fmran Ststta I.smb Orvtrs. Thr iHillra. Orron April i, 197. VOTICr If HKKKIlY iilVKN 1 lUT JAI K- .M, L Tt o'? ,..r XL s7.7n; "3 Dlaeaa. and w.li soon U rsnaireJ in or- Jotimal. He liva in Kan-a. not fur ixiora j, ia . Morrow, t niinty t irrs, at his orhc I jj,. that travel ova tha bndga may pro- from Tope-ka, and had brrn bnrw al May, v;. on tlinlr riiltura apillration H. lor tha NK1, l sn tlon ho , lu luwtislitp llll nana ran Wool Growers ! With McKinley in tba WbiU Hons, we prsdiot higher prices for wool daring tba coming season, aod feel aasared that Heppner will attraot mora Eastern boy- are tbao formerly. Their headquarters will be at tbe Wool Growers' Warehouse i cred. All tha furry boat and brida-es below IU iiainra aa wltnraara' A. T. MrNay and I it,. v..i. n.. nvla.l aa I Tliomaa J I aile. ol Hi-i.ni-r. drrrm. Kraleu a I " ' lrry and I'aul Hrltniau, ol Ion. twon. I aon. a Krflstcr. Tki (ifcirrtlua Not Good. Thara art paopla who have o'ljrxlion to advertising matter in the reading eolooiDi of a newpaDr. Tbe ground Undinjr tbe football game. Luck had walked on the same side of the atrwt with him In the matter of Iwta. and ho wanted to stay an other wek. Pirf hia wifs e .xrcUHl him home. o be waa in swarch of a typo write to send home s letter to serve as an anoloey for hia Bonarpearanc. Katmae Clry, thla date, M," he mut tered to the typewrrual. "I have that." "My dear wire." "Yea." Imrnrtant busioavei will re- quirw my prowocw m u" and II will be to your intereete lo store your wool with as. Iaiurtoce ratee are also mnob cheaper tbao last year. We furnish wool eaokt and twine to patrons payable who wool is cold We pay freight to teamstera, and furnish bleot receip t to woolgrowtra oa application. we have oo band roiled barley and reed lor teamsters. We pay Ibe highest eash price tor sheep pelts and bides. We are ageote for LI I He's Fluid Dip, aod tbe famous Black Lest Tobaooo Dip. Mark your wool sacks (7) and direct your leemstere lo the lower Warehouse Herpner, Oregon. H. IP, I-IYSDa Alanncrcr. Schillings Best baking powder is Only a little bet- oilloB is that they do aot want to 1 . . . read advetlisemetiis. N w this objc- icr man iwooruirccomcrs; un ta ool B(Hi, tot often timee tb but Schillings Best tea is J---"-i- valuable m l UlelIUB rur iUHiai.TvH ituw wwtnu . - i iwicc as gooa as u.uai ica. ,n.,r.T,lln. pabll9 Utn ottbeei-i. "T.-Vntftrr the nni.t. J. O. BOROPIJIJRS. Pron In cither case, your vrro- 'ol a,n,0 ot tb w"- -now do you tii thiowstomiar , 1 .1. rU.L.I I l.u Wstai&aB Bl P.nl ..il ,, i. il T.. -.. rwk. Keeps the Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars : THE PALACE HOTEL BAK, Tol a onsitor In your pocket and dn't erod it tll yon get down lo Low Titlard'a. Fioeel lii'm" and einare. ,nr city hall. tin Central Linen between Tenl and CCf rCtUmS yOUr money m Chicago, or the general oomforl of full if you'd rather have fl'B ' poU' ,t0- To' . (Hirllculart Call oo in Dearest ncaei some other. .Di r eJdreM j. o. rood. o. r. a . 11 Mileankee, Wl., or Oeo. H. Batty, Geol Tal T.r . . . Agl., 24 Stark 8t., Portland, Or. j. vt, augnart Itn your typo "Spell it jrourlf. writer." "I cant" "Can't spall Oearwnlomler he naked In dwfruat. "No." Tben nir I"art Soott." The GAZETTE, $2.50 A Year for CASH.