! 1 t-rivH Nerves just as surely come from the usi- o Hood's Sarsaparilla as does the cure c! scrofula, salt rheum, or other so-calleu blood diseases. This Is simply becausn the blood affectB the condition o! all th- Swerves bones, muscles and tissues. If it is im pure it cannot properly sustain thej parts. If made pure, rich, red and vital ized by Hood's Sarsaparilla, it carrier health instead of disease, and repairs th worn, nervous system as nothing else car. do. Thus nervous prostration, hysteria, neuralgia, heart palpitation, are cured by Ml iru Sarsaparilla Because it is the One True Blood Purifier. HrLTkH'o Dillo re the best after-dinner nOOa S PUIS pills, aid digestion. 25c Nels Jones, the welTf cows "Butter creek sheepman, was over on Friday last. For sale A fine six-y ear-old Jack. Call on or write Ben Swaggart, Lexing ton, Or. 5315 Mrs. John Byland is in town to re ceive medical treatment at the bands of Dr. McFanl. Geo. Sperry, of Lexington, has located in this city where he eipeots to make his future borne. W. 0. Ureger and Edgar Matteson were down from tbe mountains Friday and Saturday last. . A. GOOD CLUBBING LIST. Now that the great political campaign is over and tbe winter season again with us, all will want an adequate supply of fresh and varied reading matter for the long evenings. Cognizant of this the Gazette has made clubbing arrangements with a number of periodicals and now offers tbe following to all new and renew al subscribers: The GAZETTE ia.50 and Club Rate Weekly Oregonian, $1.50 : 13.50 " 8. F. Examiner, $1.50.... 8.75 " N. Y. Tribune, $1.00 8.00 " Inter-Ocean, $1.00 8.25 " 8. F. Chronicle, $1.50 3.75 Thrice-a-Week N. Y. World, $1.00 i . 3.25 Webfoot Planter, 50c 2 50 Leslie's Weekly, $4.00 5.00 Here and There. Mike better. Kenny reports bis wife mnob now and subscribe tor the Come in Gazette. J. H. Fiper was tip Saturday from Juniper. Ed Bood was in from Eight Mile Sat urday last. Garden truok will grow it it ever gets through freezing. J as. O. Williams was in from Spring Hollow last Friday. ' unariey .Harnett, or. Jbexington, was in twn Saturday last, Hv)n. Henry Blackmail oame up Sun day tr visit his family. Mr- Maxwell. Sr., was over from Gooseberry yesterday. Frank Holland and Oa Mitchell were op from b3ow yesterday. . The Hep,pDer Transfer Co. have wood for sale. paIl on tbem. 251m UeDry Johurnioger was over from Bpring Hojj0w Saturday Ivery by1(,jneB8 man in HeppDer ought to adverWge. It pays to do it. wnat ig Hop Gold? Best beer on earth. Jtjee ad. elsewhere. A-'j. Powell, of Bitter, died last week ot cadcer of tbe stomach. HoM. J. N. Brown left Saturday night for JSorth Dakota oo a business trip. ' Tbe Bedligbt people will treat yon . right. Call on tbem when in town, tf Mr. J. M. Shelley, representing Feld mann k Cole, was in Heppner over Sun day. Wm. Thompson, brother of Walt and Clyde, spent a few days in town last week. The M. O. L. A T. Co. are in tbe ring m usual for business. See ad in this issue. ' Mrs. Ben Mathews has been on tbe iok list for some dayi but is better at present. j Soaly eruption on tbe bead, chapped hands and lips cuts, bruises, scalds, burns are quiojkly on red by DeWitt's Witoh Hazel Waive. It is at present tbe article moot awd for piles, and it always cures theraxf Conser Brock. Will Make a Change. Mr. Vawter Crawford, who has been foreman ot the Guzette most ot the time for tbe past eight years, has aocepted a position with E. W. Rhea k Co., and on April 1st will take up his new duties. Messrs. Rhea & Co. are to be congratu lated on bavins seoored the services of so valuable a man as Mr. Crawford. He is honorable, trustworthy and faithful to the interests of his employer at all times. He leaves tbe Gazette of his own free will and accord, believing that a change will be benefioial to him. Iuvitations are out for Miss Fay Bar tholomew's "Mother Goose" party next Saturday afternoon. Edgar Matteson killed two fine deer in tbe Blues reoently. Tbey are not so plentiful as formerly. 8now still covers Mahogany Kidge and the stage people still travel by sleigh over that eeotion. John McCarty oame up from Portland on last Saturday and is looking after stock for the Union Meat Co. Bob W a tint, s was in from "The bad die last week, tlis possessions up there are oovered with snow. Put a quarter in yonr pooket and don't spend it till you get down to Low Tillard's. Finest liquors and cigars. Near city hall. a Rev. Potwine will hold services in tbe M. E. church at 7 :30 o'olook next Fri day evening, April 2d. All are cordially invited to attend. Tbe celebrated imported running stallion, Calpburnus, will stand tbe season in Heppner. For particulars call on W. O. Minor. tf Unole John Handy oame up from Ella last Saturday. He reports Mr. Lord, Sr, as being quite low. He la very old and probably will not recover. Mr. H, J. Strioktaden, a printer aud newspaper man of muoh experience, now residing at Pendleton, has accepted tbe position of foreman ot this paper. Mrs. D. A. McAtee is visiting ber oousin, Mr. R. Lieuallen, and family at Lexington. Mr. Lieuallen intends to locate in Umatilla oouuty in tbe near future. Gid Hatt and Charley Jones are as' sociated together down at Charley's old plaoe in tha tonsorial business. Call on them and get your whiskers pushed in. Orin Farnsworth got baok from Weieer, Idaho on last Thursday. He says tbat sbeep are all sold over there. Snow was plentiful in Idaho when be loft for home. Tbe Gazette will take potatoes, apples, eggs or batter on subscription accounts. Any one owing this uffioeean settle tbeir accounts in this manner "id oan't do it too soon to suit us. A. Fosber, the Lander, Wyoming sheepman, got in Saturday und will buy and drive back, if be can be suited iu price and quality of sheep, of wbiuu tbe Guzette has no doubt. At Heppuer's warehouse Pbill Cobu will pay the highest market price for full wool pelts, hides, furs, etc Pbill sells direct to Eastern bnyers. See him be tore you sell your pelts. tt Eagle: W. M. liudio returned Mon day from Heppner. Ou arriving at that plaoe be did not proceed to Pendleton, being informed by telegram tbat bis father was better. Hick Mathews and V. Gentry, under tbe firm name of Mathews & Gentry, are associated together io tbe barber business in tbe new stand, two doors south of tbe postoffioe. They aolioit a call. tf. E. O.: Ral.h Moody, who was read ing clerk at tbe legislative session two years ago, is at tbe Iljtel Pendleton. Mr. Moody today expressed the opinion tbat there will soon be oalled a special session of the legislature. The old lady wan right when she said, tbe cbild might die if tbey waited for the dootor. She saved the little one's life with a few doses of One Minute Cough Cure. She bad osed it for oroup before. Cooser k Brook. A Point to Remember. If you wish to purify your blood you should take a medioiue which cures blood diseases. The reoord ot cures by Hood's Sarsaparilla proves tbat tbis is tbe beet medioine for tbe blood ever produoed. Hood's Sarsaparilla oures tbe most stub born cases and it is tbe medioine for you to take if your blood is impure. Nest or Clock Spring;. In the Museum of Natural History at Soleure, in Switzerland, there is a bird's nest made entirely of stecL There are number of clock-making- shops at Soleure, and in the yards of these there are often found lying disused or broken springs of clocks. One day a clock maker noticed, in a tree, in his yard a bird's nest of peculiar appearance. Ex amining it, he found that a pair of wag tails had built a nest entirely of clock springs. It was more than four inches across, and perfectly comfortable for the birds. After the feathered archi tects had reared their brood, the nest was taken to the museum, wh'-re it is preserved as a striking illustration of the skill of birds in turning their sur- oundmgs to advantage in building their nests. Hood's Pills are tbe best after-dinner pill: assist digestion, cure headache. 25 cents. Pepole who have just returned from Heppner say times are livelier in tbat town tban they have been for several years. Numerous oattle and sbeep buy ers having arrived at that plaoe, con Biderable money has been turned loose, says tbe Long Creek Eagle. This loose ooin has not wandered over on the Ga zette's home ranoh to any notioable extent. Bnckleu's Arnica Salve. Tbe Best Salve in the world for Cute, Bruises, Sores, TJloers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hauds, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup nous, and positively cures riles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Conser & Brock. Wanted An almanac Tbe Gazette wants to keep posted on tbe weather and when tbe moon changes. We have po tatoes to plant and the drug stores have no almanacs. Tbe weather has been bad and there has been a run on al- macaos. Everybody is anxious to know when it will get worse. "Excuse me" observed the man in spectacles "but I am a surgeon, and that is not where tbe liver is." Never you mind where tbe liver Is." retorted tbe other. ''If it was in his big toe or bis left ear DeWitt's Little Early Risers would reach it and shake it for bim. On tbat you can bet your gig-lamps." Con eer & Brook. Trains are being considerably delayed oo tbe main line owing to high water and windy weather. Unlike tbe irre pressible Heppner Gazette, railroads oannot live on a shoe string anJ run at all times regardless ot wind or we'ither, The White Feather. ' The story runs that, during a war be tween the backwoods settlers of North tVmerica and the natives, a Quaker feasted the enemy and placed a white feather over the door of his house as sign of amity. The token was re spected. Hence the phrase: "Showing the white feather," which has come to mean cowardice. JdMIKiT4ll:lJ J( CURtS WHtRt ALL ELSE fAILS TailS uest uougn syrup. Tastes uooa. in time. Hold ny druggists. Jxlll'IIITI "JTITWf d.' Use M Murphy k Leland, merchants of Mon ument, do not advertise in tbe Gazette, but in the Eagle their light ebines ou in a unique way. In tbeir display ad tbey have shown ability and enterprise well worthy ot enthusiasm. Eagle: Gen. H. B. Compeon, ot Klam ath county, is the proud possessor of a new deooration which he wears io oon neotion with his medal ot honor, award ed him by the war department for meri torious seryioes during tbe war. Mr. D. 0. Downer has luckily seonred as a partner, the renowned painter of tbe Paoifio coast, Mr. Emmett Swann, late of San Francisco, and will do oarriage, house, sign and ornamental painting, plain and decorative paperhanging. They lead while others follow. Tbey originate, others imitate. Shop opposite City hotel. tf. Ou Friday eveniDg next, April 2d, the Ladies' Aid Sooiety of tha Christian obnrch will give a social and musioal entertainment at tbe new oburoh. The music will be furnished by the Ladies' Cornet Band, who are preparing some selections especially for tbis oooaeion. An admission fee of 10 cents will be obarged ft the door, and the ladies will also serve lunch during tbe evening for whiob 10 cents will be charged. Come and bring a few dimes with you. Y8r tfgg&mfe REST with a big B. Blaokwell'i Genuine Bull Durham Is In a class by Itself. You will find o ' coupon insidu eaoh two ounce bag, and two cou pons inside each four ounce bag of Blackwell's Genuine Durham Smoking Tobacco Buy a bag of this celebrated tobacco and read the coupon which gives a us tor vaiaaDic presents and now to get tnem. ELY'S CREAM BALM Is a positive cure. Apply into the nostrils. It is quickly absorbed. 60 cents at Druggists or by mail : samples 10c by mall. ELY BIIOTUEUS. 66 Warren Su. New York Oil;'. Leading dealersN ) everywhere sell V J FERRY'S SEEDS Don't risk the loss of time, labor and ground f-J'WEtv by planting seeds of unknown qual ity' ne market is full of chpap. rCyifciJ areilwtvi thebest;donotaocpt 3 tW&Ww tiy substitute. Seed Annual Fftc O. M. FERRY Sl CO.. SL-Jfc,l. iWA- jbw - - - m-b, Ha r-i ft Hotel HEPPNER, OREGON Mrs. Julia Bradley, Fpod Guests will find the best of accom modations in every respect. P00TSAND SHOES D THE PLACE TO GETTHEM IS AT AX. LICHTENTHAL'S lie has anything In this line that you may desire and you can depend on It you get a good article when Mat guarantees it. SHOES IN ALL THE Old Stand, Main Street. LATEST STYLES. Repairing a Specialty. Tbe old way ot delivering messages by postboys compared with the modern telephone, illustrates the old tedious mot bods of "breaking" colds compared with ibeir almost instantaneous oure by One Minute Omgb Cure. Conser k Brook. Lost la tbe Palace hotel, oo last Thursday, a maokiotosb with cape, latter well worn, pair of gloves in tbe pockets. Tbe party who took tbe oogt by mistake, left a mackintosh without cape, baine can be exchanged at the I'alaoe hotel. It The officers and directors of tbe Qepp oer Speed Association are hereby noti Bed to meet at . G. Sperry's olub rooms on (Saturday evening, April 3, for tbe purpose of making arrangements for a spring meet. Election ot otlioers will also be in order at this time. Mrs. John Jenkins bus lutely pur chased one ot the celebrated Newoomb Fly-Sbuttle looms and is now prepared to do all kinds of oarpet and rug weav ing. Any one desiring first class work should oall on ber at ber home on lower Main street. Low prions and all work guaranteed. 9-37 SPRING OPENING ! Mrs. M. LeBalister Leading MilliQer of I-eppr)er Invites yon to attend ber Spring Opening whiob ooours on Tuosday, Wednesday and Thursday ot next week, MARCH 30th, 31st, AND APRIL 1st, At whiob time sbe will be pleased tn show yon ber well selected stock of Fashionable Millinery Goods. I am not Running The Weather. If I Were Spring Would ( Have Been Here Long Ago. A store, however. You need supplies for the sheep camp; I have them. You want some gents' furnishings; no trouble to supply you. You require groceries of all kinds; call at my store. "Live and let live" is a good motto. I sell as cheap as possible, to be consistent with good business management. I want to do business. I can please you. My goods are trcsh and well selected. T. R. HOWARD, Alain Street, Heppner, Oregon. REMEMBER THE DAYS! THE PALACE HOTEL BAIt, J. C. BOECHERS, Prop. Keeps the Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars GILWAM J3IBII3, At tbe old stand, have tbe usual epring outfit of FARMING UTENSILS, HARDWARE AND CAMP OUTFITS, Besides the thousand odds and ends that are too numerous to mention. Cull oa- 1 What is the Matter With E. W. Rhea & Co? Nothing wrong with them, only they have their shelves loaded down with Brand New Gods But this won't last lone, for the way the stock Is selling the? will hare to rrplenlab very soon. This Is not strange! WI17, jr4 goods and decent prices always win customers Who Come Back E. W. Rhea Co. par particular attention to mall orders. Those who cannot come In prmia to their store, need hare no lean in trusting their order tjr mall or carrier. A SPECTACULAR WIDOW. Wanted Her Photograph Taken While Weeping Over Tombstone. A younjr widow in I-omlon riifrng' a prtfuuiuljly alno younjf jhotxfrni)lii'r o tnke her pioturf wliiU- ulie leant'eM wnppinfr over the toinltone of her dear d'j!ui'd. On tlu? day Bpoiiit el Uie m ntiiiK-ntdl ln'auty in weed went to the frravejnrd and at onen oiened Uie iluicn of luer frnut Horrow. She wept and wept for liount, hut h came not. Finally the went dry and home, and Ktmiplit way nuedtlu photog rapher for the return of the mowy which she liiul paid in advanif. The artiM claimed tluit the appoint ment hal been vagive; that lie went to the rvnuetery and waited thr hour for her at the grave, aUo in vain. No, they didn't compromiHe by marrying eueh other. The judge- rendcrvd a de'inun a'&iiutt the photographer, be cAuiw "the phoUigroph, nhowing the undying fnhJity of the pretty widow. might, if tiniahed at the time itgnvd u(on, have b-n inatrtimental In pro curing hi-r aeeond titiHlnLnd.'' At leant, o itayt a IVdgian paper. I driir to atteot to the mariU of Cham twrlaio'i Con tib Kerned 7 m on ol tbe vaimt valuable and rfildent preparations 00 the market. II broke aa tiaeedlnii'v danaernng oonub for me io 21 boar. n io gratitude therefor, I dee ire to inform yoo that I will oever be withont it ni von should eel p rood of. tne bltfh eeleent io wbicb roar remedies are held by peo- Dle in mineral. It is tbe one remnlr among ten tlione&od. Hnooeee to II. O. K. JHiwLer, edib Irooert, Albion, lod. For fata by Conner A Iirock. W. RHEA & CO J The flrat National Bank Building, HEPPNER, - - OREGON. KJ K- IHahop. euoceenor Io Tbe M Farlaod Mercantile Co., ia etill on deck giving great lranin tn all Ihim, The turk tnnel be olowj out, au1 it la ur- . . v. - V- prieinit now ct.eap tilings are. i,u . Wool Growers! With McEiuley in the White Douse, we predict higher price for wool during the oomiog eeaeon, Rod feel MHured that Ilr ppner will attract more K astern buy er than formerly. Tbeir headquarters will be at the Wool Growers Warehouse end it will be to yonr interests to store your wool with as. Insursooe rslna are alto mnob cheeper than lost year. We tarnish wool saoks snd twine to patrons payable when wool is sold. We pay freight to teamsters, snd famish blank reoeip's to woolgrowere on application. We have oo bund rolled barley and foed for teamsters. We pay tbe highest cash price for sheep pells and bides. We are agents for Little's Fluid Dip, and tbe famous Dlook Lent Tohaooo Dip. Mark your wool sacks (v) and direct your teamsters to tha lower Warehouse, Defpner, Oregon. It. 1 I-IY3ST.D, MmmiHU'. GILLIAM & BISBEE, Noit Door to First National Hank Building. You can Wager Your Sox that You are Always at Home at .... .TO WELCOME Oo Willow Htreel, oear the City llall. THE BEST WET GOODS in the MARKET. They try to please all. Fioe olub rooms In connection. I.OW TIJvTVIiJ, Prop. I Am The Father of NO TWINS! Am also a Merchant and Want Yonr Patronage, And in order to get it we have pro cured the finest line of General Merchandise ever shown in this city. (No (lies 00 as, or ily specks 00 oar goods; We era not like tbe rly, or our competitors, who lay dormant sii mtntbs, but are open for business at all hours, days and months.) Tbe length of life may be increased by leeewning d soger,. Tbe majority of peo ple die from lung Wimblx. These may lie averted by promptly net-insr One Minute Cough Care. Conser A Brm-k HELP WANTED ! We MP) preparing for a dig ipring traf, but intiHt have help to mate it a howling huccchh. We are filling op and completing oar stock of GROCERIES AND HARDWARE which will be eold an low aa pntiHibla for a legitimate Ihihi nt'Hft. We have many cuatoroe re now but there are ktill several vacancies io tbi department of our store, to bo filled. Application will b received at all hour of the day. Apply in peron or by letter to P. C. Thompson Co. (V&er Mja nucj Willow Street, OUR SPRING STOCK AMOUNTING TO OVER Is now in and ready for inspection. Call and examine; vvc arc here to show goods. Why do you wait dear brother, Why do you tarry so long; When Minor & Co. will give you What you want for a song. Yours for Business, MINOR & CO. 11IXI THIS HWMOUH I-Iop Oolcl Beer A COOL, HLTIIESHING AND IIEALTIIF'tL DRINK. tStur Ilrowcry Conipfiny, 203 Washington St., Portland, Or. VANCOUVER, WASH. The GAZETTE, $2,50 A Year for CASH, X'- 0