PAPER The... Heppner Gazette OFFICIAL The... ' f3 r mcow Heppner Gazette M0 It has some of its oven. NEVER ROBBED A HENROOST Advertise in it and do business. FOURTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY,. OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 19, 1897. WEEKLY WO. 7411 SEMI-WEEKLY NO 5261 v" no hr.i SEMI-WEEKLY GAZETTE. freshness of feeling. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY W PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, A. W. PATTERSON. . . . . Editor Business Manager . At (9.50 per year. $1.25 for mz months, 75 ct. cor three tnoncne, strictly in advance. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS PAPER ie kept on tile at E. C. Dake's Advertising Agency, 64 and 65 Merchants Exchange, Ban Franoieoo, California, where cou raoto for advertising can be made for it. 0. R. & N.-LCCAL CARD. Train leaves Heppner 10 :05 p. m. daily, except sunaay. ArriveB 4:m a. m. aaiiy, except Mon-dav. West bound passenger leaves Heppner Junc tion 2:19 a. m.; east bound 12:51 a. m. Freight trains leave Beppner Junction going east at 10:43 a. m. and 8:45 p. m.; going west, 5:30 p, m. ana 0.1,1 a. m. OFFICI&Ii SIBECTOBT. United States Officials. President William McKinlev Virn-l'resldont Garret A. Hobart Secretary of State, John Sherman ttmirotary of Treasury........ ....Lyman J. (iage Secretary of Interior Cornelius N. Bliss Secretary of War Itnsseli Alger Secretary of Navy John V. Long Postmaster-General James A. Gary Attorney-General ....Joseph McKenna Secretary f Agriculture....... ...James Wilson 1 state of Oregon. ttovernor t...W. P. Lord Seoretary of State H. K. Kincaid Treasurer ...Phil. Metachan Snpt. Publio Instruction G. M. Irwin Attorney General C. M. Idlemau . ( G. W. MoBride eounnuie... j .T H Mifnhnll Bow to Retain This Most Charming Characteristic of Middle Age. Freshness of feeling is one of the most charming1 characteristics of a middle-aged man or woman. We are all familiar with men and women, not out of the 20's, who have the air of having exhausted all the resources of delight. They appear to have been, through the whole round of human in terests and to have explored them so thoroughly that they cannot be sur prised or greatly moved. Children of wealthy parents introduced too early to the life of their elders, often be tray this unlovely characteristic. The zest of work they never knew and the zest of amusement and diversion has palled upon them. . On the other hand, those who have worked too long or intensely in a single line often exhaust their power of taking interest in other things, or of being strongly moved by unem. ihe business man on a vaca tion, though confronting him is the loveliest landscape, sees nothing but stock quotations, or the clergyman sees nothing but the heads of sermons. It is doubtful if anything but a profound upheaval of the inner life can impart freshness of feeling to the man who has drunk so freely of pleasure that he stirred up a muddy and impure sedi ment in the very fountains of happi ness. But most of us have it wholly within "our power by moderate living, by wholesome recreation, by occasional change of scene, and by cul t ivatin g every day a variety of interests, to preserve that emotional responsiveness which enables ua to greet the lightof themorn ing and the glories of the heavens with keen delight, to enter into the joys and sorrows of others, to welcome the ap pearance of a bright book, or to refresh ourselves with the conversation of friends. Outlook. , THERE ARE NO EXCUSES NOT TO USE f ST. JACOBS OIL10' A PROITPT AND CERTAIN CURE NO ONE REFUSES. ,. I BRUISES McClure's Magazine For 1897 SEVEN GREAT SERIALS n. i Binger Hermann ww"" 1 w. h. Ellis Printer W. H. Leeds ( U. B. Bean, Smireuie .Indues J.F. A. Moore. f C. E. Wolverton Sixth Judicial District. Circuit Judge Stephen A. Lowell 1'roBecut.ing Attorney H. J. liean Morrow County Officials. Joint Senator... A, W. Gowan lioi.resoutBtive J. N. Brown ' .nnty J udge A. G. Marthol omew ' Commissioners J. K. Howard J. W. Beckett. " Clerk J. W. Morrow " Sheriff E. L. Watlock " Treasurer Frank Gilliam Assessor J. Willis " Surveyor J. W. Hornor School Sup't Jay W. Shipley Coroner n. jr. Vauglian HKPPNKB TOWN OVFI0IR9. Mivor Thos. Morgan Onnnilmen Geo. Conser, Frank Gilliam. Arthur Minor, E. J. blocum, M, Linhtentlml anil J. U. Himons. R .u.ninr W. A. Kichardson T-n.imr L. W. Hriirm Marshal A. A. Roberta Precinct Officer . Justice of the Peaoe... .W. E. Itiohardaon . Constable.. , N. 8. Whetstone . : Doited States Land Officers, TUB DAXiI.ES. OB. J. F. Moore.'. Register A. S. biggs Reoeiver I, GRANDE. OB. B.F, Wilson Register J. H. Bobbins Receiver BECBSI SOCIETIES. RAWLINS POST, NO. 8L G. A. B. Vt at Lexington, Or., the list Saturday of sch month. All veterans are invited to Join. ( : C. Boon. Gso. W . Smith. Adjutant, tf Commander. Tlmbaies of Fish. un Dales are ,. J) rench dishes, so named from "timbale," a metal cup, Decause .iney are generally made in plain molds, either round or oval, They are somewhat difficult to make, however, requiring both care and practice. They are lined with force' meat and filled with a creamed force meat of fish, chicken, sweetbreads or spaghetti or rice. They are very pop ular as an entree for a company luncheon. For 13 small molds or tim bales, sometimes called dariole molds, l1, pounds of cold, fleshy fish of any kind, such as salmon or halibut, will be required. Cook a half pint of bread crumbs with a pint of equal parts of milk and rich cream for ten minutes, ana meantime pound to a paste the fish, with half a dozen fresh stewed mushrooms; rub this through the. puree sieve, season with tetlt, pep per and nutmeg, and when the bread and cream mixture is cold pound all together until well mixed; add four well-beaten eggs, All the molds not quite full, cover with buttered paper, place them in a deep pan and pour ia hot water almost to the rim of the molds. Cook in a very moderate oven for 23 minutes. Boston Herald. A New Life of Grant by Hami,tn Gauland The first authoritative and adequate Uleol Grant ever published. (Begins In December.) Rudyard Kipling's first American serial, "Captains Courageous.'-' (Begun in November.) , Robert Louis Stevenson's "St. Ives." The only novel of Stevenson's still unpublished (Begins 111 May.) Charles A. Dana. "Recollections of War Time." Mr. Dana was for three of the most critical vears of the Civil War Draetlcallv a memDer 01 ijincoln s caoinet. ana is prooaoiy Doner fitted than any other man living to give an authoritative histoiy oi this period from recollections and correspondence. Portraits of Great Americans. . Many of them unpublished. In connection with this series of portraits it Is intended to puullrn special Dlograpnicn Btuaies unaer me general tine ui jAKiKa ur the uiuuh irom wasmngion 10 uncoin. Pictures of Palestine. Specially taken under the editor's direction. Stories ?f Adventure. A serial by CONAN DOYLE, In which he will use his extraordinary talent for myBtery and Ingenuity which have, in tne "sncnocK uoime stories, given mm a place Deside roe auu uaDoriau. TEN FAMOUS WRITERS TAN MACXARFN. All the Action that he will write diirine the comine vear. with the exception of two contributions to another publication which were engaged irom mm long ago, win appear in McCluke 8 Magazine. JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS. A series of new animal stories in the same field as the "Brer Rabbit" and the "Little Mr. Thimblenngor" Btories. RUDYARD KIPLING. Besides "Captains Courageous," Kipling will contribute to MCCMJKKS all of the short stories he will write during the coming year. OCTAVE THANET Is preparing for the Magazine a series of short stories in which the same cnaracters win appear, aitnougn eacn win ue complete in luen. Anthony Hope Bret H arte Robert Barr Frank R. Stockton Stanley Weyman Clark Russell will all have stories in McCluke's for the coming year. These are only a small fraction of the great and important features of McClure's Magazine for imi, tne suDscription priee 01 wnicn is oniy One Dollar a Year The new volume begins with November. Subscriptions should start with this number. The S. S. McClure Co., New. York. : A Campaign Of Education HOW to Get it (TET A A ...For J)J.JJ A PERSISTENT AILMENT. : Stomach Trouble In Children and Its Cause. In children the intestinal canal is rel atively of greater length than in adults, while its muscular tissue is proportion ately less. For this and other reasons an unsuitable diet quickly causes irreg ularities of the bowels in children. It is safe to say that whenever chil dren suffer from constipation the food which they receive is ill-suited to their stomachs if not actually harmful to them. Infants who are brought up artificial ly, on cows' milk, are peculiarly subject to constipation. The milk is, often found to curd in lumpy flakes, which pass through the intestines undigested. Iu such cases the milk should be given in a mpre; diluted form, 'with perhaps the addition of a little lime water. Cream and butter are to be recom mended on porridge and corn meal. Oat meal gruels ehould form part of the dietary of older children, who should also be encouraged to drink as much water as they crave. When constipation is found to beper sistent, the child's diet should be reg ulated with a view to counteracting it. For children of three years and older, bread made of unbolted flour, bread and molasses notsirup, stewed prunes, orange juice, honey and bread, olive oil and olives, codliver oil, peaches, fresh vegetables, baked apples and ginger bread should be occasionally parts of the bill of fare. A judicious administration of this class of foods will avoid all necessity for castor oil, rhubarb and other household remedies, which are often given to a harmful extent with out the family doc tor's orders or knowledge. Abdominal massage is auseful method of overcoming attacks of constipation in infants. It should be performed three or four times a day, very gently and with a warm hand. The beet time for it ia while the infant ia feeding, when the abdominal wall is soft and re laxed. . A little-dry salt, followed by a glass of water, ia often relished by a child, and is beneficial in cases of constipation. A sufficiency of fresh air and regular exercise, when combined with a proper dietary, will rarely fail to avert the threatening evil of chronic constipation. Youth's Companion. HE REFUTED THE LIE. Ha Turned Over Only rive Times After Jumped. Bill Haw was an awkward, ungainly young man, whose life was spent on a Kansas farm, says the New York World. He lived near the little station of Hack ney and on. one occasion came from a near-by town on the train. It dashed up toward the platform at a high rate of speed. The engineer tried to apply the air-brakes to stop the train, but they refused to work. He whistled for the hand brakes and the brakemen and the conductor began twisting them as if their lives depended upon stopping the train. , Bill saw that something was the mat ter and concluded that he was the cause of it. . The train was past the station, and he feared he would be taken past his home. Standing on the lower plat form he gave a wild leap off the tram. In describing Bill's descent after ward the postmaster ,at Hackney, -who had seen Bill's flight through the air, said: "I thought some one had thrown a saddle off the train. Bill rolled off all in a bunch. When the dust settled down Bill emerged from the confusion with his clothes nearly torn off him. his face and hands skinned and an ap pearance of terror on his face. ' ne actually turned over eight times after he jumped before he stopped; "That is a lie!" exclaimed Bill, who had listened to the narration, "I never turned over eight times. I turned over five times. I reckon I ought to know, ' I counted 'em." . , ..; H THE LATEST FAD. Celebrated for its great leavening strength and healthfulness. Assures the food against alum and all forms of adulteration common to the cheap brands. " ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW T KB. . OCTOGENARIAN'S HORSE STORY Re- Mliitiiim Very Superior. " Mollie (at the Mountain house) We had a german last night. Pollie (a visitor from the Valler house) Pooh I We have a Frenchman U K P SIR fl LLELED OFFER D. J. McFaUl, M. D. k00"86' vvhole summer.- ABVA fVI Si AtASLUlU -A O-UlCm At Mrs. H. Welch's Residence. Night telephone connection with the i'alace Hotel. , Nation al Bank oi Mw. Heppner to Pendleton via Brppner- Eoho Stage Line. , Persons deironi of I visiting Pendleton on save time sod money by taking this rente. By so qnainting tne agents the prsviona even ing the otage will make connection with 2 o'clock train at Ei ho for Pendleton OIHoe at Utty Drug Store, W. D. 1rd, proprietor. WH. PENLAND. , ED. K. BISHOP, Presides!. Cashier. TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS COLLECTIONS Made on Fsvorable Terms. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD HEPPNER. tf OREGON First National Bank OF HEPPNER C. A. RHCA, . President T. A. Rh ca, Vlee President GEO. W( CONSCR, - Cashier S. W. ePCNCCR, . Ass't Cashier transacts a General Banking Business. On all parts of tht world Bought and Sold. "i Collections made on all points on reasonable Terms. Surplus and undivided Profits, 3t,000.00. Ontario-Burns Stme Lido 5 BWlSfuTflEEUllE bTOCa BRAND. While yon usp jroor subscription paid ap jrn I eai keep fOBr brand in fraeof charge. . Borsr. P. 0.. Heppnur. Or. Horses. P B en left snomaer; eatue, suns on ten mp. nn riiiht bin. IKtLlA hn.tiilflH th aama. Ala.. brands CI on horMa right thighi cattle Ma I WEEKLY unlit, .in , ig u . iuinitu.1, ni.i vm uu lull a right ear. Cook. A. J..tna.Or. HorsM. Won rirht nhoul dm: ('nttln, samson right hip: aar mark sgaarv crop on ten ana spin in ngnb Dotu-laM. W. M . Galluwar. Or .-! Is. B D en I right side.swailuw.furk in each aar; hurem, B D on left hip. Klv. Brns.Donclas.Or. Borsas branded ELY on lft shoulder, cattis Sams on lsfthip, bole IP r.ghi aar. , Flormce. L. A.. Heppner, Or. Cattle. LF oa right hi pj boraaa. P with bar under en right Shonidar. Jonas, Rarrr, Hppnr, Or Honaa branded n J on in in inimiunr: cat us Draunnd J im right hip. aim nnderbit in left ear. Hangs In Horrow count. Johns'. Flt, lna, Or. Horaaa. nirelaT or laft atil!! rattle, aamo on right hip, oadot hall imp in n" ana sum j) ten sar K.-nnr. Milf, Heppner, Or. Horaas branded KNY nn lofthiD oaUl same and otod of left art nmiar siopa oa uia riant KninberlAnd.W. (J.. Moant Torn on. Or. I L on nn nsht sod loft siris, swallow fork In lft and nndor oion In rtcht aar. HonaaMtnt brand oe left snouldar. iianca In uraat eoontv. Loftn, Btpftn, f oi, Or. B L oe loft hli on eattia. snip ana spilt na nni oar, ie satna brand oa loft shooJilar. liance bran swnntv. Loahe. 1. W. Honnnor Or. Horaos brandod I. and A on loft shrmldor; eottla oorna na lofl wattla orar right ora, Uiroo ant In ngnl To be educated one muit read the best literature. The beat literature is expensive. Leslie's Illustrated Weekly, Published at 110 Fifth Avenue, New York, ia full of the beat things. Its illustrations are superb; IM stories charming; and its literary departments are edited with cou- cummate skill. such a paper is a great popular educator. It should be in every home. The subscription price of Leslie's Itt'lpe nnum. We make the unparalleled oiler of a copy ol Leslie's Illustrated Weekly and our Semi Weekly one year for only $5.00. No such ofTer was ever made before. No such offer wHl ever be made again. These two papers make a most acceptable Christmas or birthday gift, and will be constant reminders of the giver's kindness. Remit by postal order or check to the Heppner, Oregon. The MONTHLY Outlook Published Every Saturday 13 Astor Place New York iiwr. Oanar. nonpnor Or. ttle. richt nip; burs Una toft sboaliiar. M D or M) H A. WILLIAMS, P-op. 0XTAHI0.BURX3 taree Burns Daily t 6 p. m. sod ar- rites el Ontario ia 42 boors. SiiQle Fare $7.BO. . a Round Trip $18.00 Oar, lest hrtt smJ Jjsp-Throufh freight J' rents rr pound. BURXS-CAXYOX la!el!'imsdUf1scpennday. ronnorta at fanrnii "ily wlih H.i.r M..tmniil - rotitt U InlfU.f lrui -nt1. mnfM lib I ho Ontario, I'rliMviUe ami Lokotisw at Hunts. Monran. H. H., H oppnor. Or. Hnrsse, oa Uft sbonldot eattta mm on toft hip. Oohra. J. W Dnailas. Of t tinrsos O ua Inf shoallor; eatlls Sam un rtlit hip. Parkor A Glaasoa. Hardmaa.Or. HorsoslPoa Ion atwoMOT. Pipor.4- H., ItlnUi. Or. -tlctraw. If. turn sord ni. loft shuoUUrt eattia, tamo ua tof Lip. sti.ior nil in own oar, rtootnr. J. W., Ilopiinor, Or.-Riawoa. JO toft slMrablar. t atua, y on richt hip. 1 Bnorrr. I. O- Hoptmor. Or. Cattla W C, loft hip, crop nf right and anaWhit la loft yaar, eWtopi koraoa W C on toft abUtor. ThnMin t. AM llopnnor, (r- H.nos, oe loft ahiMlaVr: rottlo. 1 cmi Ion himUmm. Tumor K. W.. Hopnor. .- mail eapltol T lot aKoolilor. Uno.: aattis earn oe toft Up iih optil ia bnt er. TlMiftiUm. H. M., !. Or-Hao brandod HT wwaooioH cm tort otifto: hoop oam bnuid. Waitoabara, W. J., fialln?, ir. trnroos qnartor eirrlo iW on right alaralori oaitlo qnartor oirrlo JW na Hghl h'P and nchl owlo, rrp and bto in lofl aar. Karg la Uorrvw and L auKi 1 1 ormn tioa. Wanted-ftn Idea rS Pr-'lotl (Nut Mom' tnoy mmf kf1n ym wood, im Joh aiiriturtta Uu, Kotooi v. avm, WooMosrtno. I I iiw ma vtm aj tits vf lae kaaJ4 lursiiwioi eaw4. The Ootlnok will be In 1897, a H baa been during eaob o( its twenty seven years, a History of Oar Own Times. In its vsrious editorial depertmonti The Outlook gives s oompsot review of the world's progress: II. follows witb cere ell tbe important fbiarithrrtiia sod id dtislrlal movomoDts of tbe day; baa a complete department of reliifinua news; devote much space to tbe interest of tbe borne; reviews current liter ainrr; foroiobo cbeertul table-talk sbout men and tbinif: and, io abort, aim to give freeh iolormatloa, criginal uliaerTetios, and reasonable entertainini-tt. BogioniDf witb the fifty fiifth eolnme, tbe paper will aaaum tbe regular nsga tine die, wbiob wui add grrsuy ut its eoovetiiene sod atlrartiveoeea. Tbe On tin k is pabliebed every Hatarday 6fty-teo lastioe a year. Tbe first issue la eacb tDootb i an Illustrated Utitsgiae Now W, OontaiDiOsT s boat I ice a cany pegee a tbe ordinary iaaoea, tngtbr witb a large onmher of pirtaree. Tbe prioeof Tbe Ontlook ie tbree dollar a tear io edv nse, or tee thao a rent dy. Head f'r a episasa 0'ipy oJ illatrt ed proepoeto to Tbe Ootlunr, 11 Agtnr Place, N fork Citvf HoothioK, and not irritating, etrengtb log, and not wnakioif, small bat, effec tive snob sre tbe qtmlitle of DeWitt's Little Eirly Risers the fsmoas little pill. OoDHor t Brook. Now ie the lime to get tbe Weekly Oreironinn, tbe grenteet newspaper of the West. Witb tbe Onrette, both strict ly in advance, ooe year, $3.50. No better combination of newipepers can b made io tbe state. Walt. Thompson runs atsge between Beopner sod Monument, arriving every day except Monday aod lefivlna: every day except Raoday, Shortest and obeap. eat ronto o tbe interior. Onneer Brook. i.lf"n,a. O i tbe morning of Feb. 20, 1895, 1 was sick witb rtieamatiam, and lay in bed until May 21st, when I got a bottle of Cbioiberlato's Pain Balm. Tbe first ap. i'liotion of it relieved me almost en tirely from the pain and tbe eeeond af forded complete relief. In a short time I was able to be np aatl aboat aaia. A T. Morosoi, Laveroe, Minn. Bold by Coneer A Brock. Throngb trains on tbe O. R. A N. w'll run via. Umatilla, Walla Walla and Pendleton. Through sleeper, first and eeooud elaae, will ran tn oonneetioo wiib the Unlno Pecifla, the same ae bereto- fore, A thmngb first-olae sleeper Port land to Ppoksoe, oooneoting witb the flrst-olaas sleeps to 8t. Pant, and through tonriit sleeper Portland to HI Paul, will ran Io eoonentioo witb the (ireat Northern railway, tf tt isi ADoot thirty ton or rye bay, located almot two aod ooe-balf mile of Uardmaa. Also X) acres of stood range, feneed, to g i wiib am. lieoty or onukl g-V"rpMort rang near at hand, fibeiter for 2.HU0 bead of hp or large band ia cat tie, (rood boo oo plen. Call oo Ossette offioe for parlioalar. A rer rbence to get hay cheap. All sign ladieste a I ard fluivt and dleyi art ilapTtvu. The Age of the Author Commands speot for the Tale. ' "This is not a fish story ," the story teller remarked. "It's a horse story with a schooner attached. I heard it coming in on a train from Connecticut, and as the man that told it waa at least BP years old and had no reason for tell Sng1 anything; except the truth at that lime of life I suppose it is true. We hap pened to be seated together, and, after talking about one thing and another, omeuimg inauceu mm to bak; urn you ever hear of horses almost capni ing a schooner?' Of course I never had heard anything like that, and I replied accordingly. " 'When I was a young man,' he con' tinued, 'a schooner came to the town where I lived for a load of horses that had been picked up for the city. The skipper ringed, up a lot of stalls on deck and at hiirh tide the horses were driven on board. It was late in the afternoon before the last one was barred in, and, being about feeding time, the brew opened a bundle of hay and fed the horeea, first on one eide And then on the other. Then the strangeet thing happened. The horses were hungry, and they wero not long in sticking their heads into the feed. Those that bad been fed first began to eat first, of course. M'In a few minutes the schooner be gan to roll from side to shie, and tho crew ran about like wild men. They Vl id n't know what to do, and the horses opt on eating. It was this way, you see: tvery time the horses on one side of th veet bad their beads down for bay the horses on the other aide, as it happened, held their heads up while ' , , , . . . m inaunriung, ami vice vcrao. ine cra ter of gravity changed every time a horse moved, and as the horses were eating quickly the upward and down ward motion alTncted the vessel so much that we thought she would cap size. Queer, wasn't it?' 'Whatdidthey do? I waa obliged to aek. 'I don't know, the old gentleman replied. 'I had to leave then, but I heard they thought of taking" away tbe feed."' If. Y. Tlmrti. Autograph Hat Mow the Bage with Col lege students and Summer Girls. , One of the new fads that started with the Cornell university boys is the faah' ion of wearing autograph hats. One sees them everywhere, for college men in other colleges have taken, it up, and have scattered themselves here and there among the summer girls. The hats are made of white canvas, with Btitched brims. Names can be written in ink anywhere on the surface. One of these had several names of well known men written upon It, among them the man who pulled stroke for the Cornell eight that won such a glorl ous victory over Pennsylvania, Harvard and Columbia in that memorable boat race at PoughkeepBie. i t.; Sentimental young men collect the names of their sweethearts, though this has it drawback, because there is always the chance that the last girl will want io know all about the other gixli whose names she finds written on the hat before hers. The words are usual ly printed, though script makes a preit tici hat and looks lees like an advertis ing device. To see stalwart young col' lege men stalking along with these hate on gives one the imprewioni of one of those impecunious individuals who march up and down upon the business streets with a printed placard on their backs to the effect that "a regulur din ner can be had at the Blank dairy lunch for 20 oenW However, the fad is growing, and by fall the white hats will lie black. '"Oil mmm Absolutely Pure 'I M- ' A Forbidden Game.' ' ' "Darsa Ka Salta" is a peculiar game which is much played in India, and it has recently laeen prohibited by the government. ';The game consists in bets being made on rainy days whether little or much rain will fall. Upon the roofs or terraces of many houses in India there 'is a water tank provided with a waste pipe. Through this tube the water escapes if a certain amount of rain, has fallen. The point of the game is to try and guess when a rain- storm will begin and at what time . the rain water in the tank will he so high that the waste water will begin to flow out of the discharge pipe. The natives devoted themselves to this game with such; passionate interest that fights frequently occurred, which in some instances developed into actual riots. So the government stopped all the trouble by stopping the gtune.--Oolden Days. , - Cigarette Smoking. Cigarette smoking in. England dates back to 1844. The great impetus , to their increased use was caused by the Crimean war of 1854-58, when numbers of military and naval officer adopted this method of smoking from the in habitants of Russia, Turkey, Malta, Levant and other parts of Europe,--Df troit Free Press. Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. This is the best mediaine ia the world for all form of Cough and Gold and for Consumption. Every bottle is guar anteed. It will oure and not disappoint.' II hs no equal for Whooping Cough, Asthma, Bny Peter, Pneumonia, Bron chitis, La Grippe, Cold io tbe Head end for Consumption. ' It is safe for all ages, plensatit to tske, and, above nil, a sure onre. It is always well to tuke Or, King's New Life Pills in connection with Dr, King's New Disoovery, a tbey egnlate nnd tone the stomach and bowels. We guarantee perfect satisfac tion or return money. Free trial bottles ht Conser A Brook' drng store. Regular size 50 cents sod $1 00. i Dwgaaerate Tendencies ( a flat. pDid you know that a derby hat left on the shelves two or three years would aottume a funnier shape than a fake liaaetiall piAyer?" said a LUlwm ttreeit hatter a few day ago. "Well, It' so. Here la a hat It han been on tho shelf three years. Look at it. Do you iiip- poae I have bought such a twon-jiot aa tlia.t7 No man ever designed It, Look at the brim. It Isn't wider than the back of your Jack-knife. The f-ict that the hat are mrule under pressure and beat, e Left to ttiemarlve Ui'-v dis tort along the line of pressure, Home time ihe brim crawls up Into the crown, and aoLietimea the crowtia evaporate Into the brims. I've seen an old faoJiionH, flat-crowoed, wide' rimmed bateoemphrtsixe Ka peculiarity tliAt in one yrar it lura me flttT tlmn A t,0w.kL.a O...I . t .. . 1. ...... .1.1 brrsUt tip revival servlee.w-jwiiitoa ll"g 5 IfCSt journal. POKER AN INDEX OF INSANITY. sTwrgottlng to Ante Urged as Ground for Breaking a Will. During the contest over the will of John I!. Haekin, who waa known in jiolitles as "Tuscarora" Haskln, one of the witnrsse gave testimony to show that failure to projierly piny the game of poker Is an evidence of insanity, say a New York diiqiatch In the Providence Journal. Mr. Raskin left an estate val ued at over 11,000,000, most of which lie bequeathed to hi eon. His daughter and grandchild contested the will. Ilenjumin F. Colin said Mr. Raskin was very fond of poker and was a very care ful player until tlie spring of 181)2, when he became carehws, often holding hia ?ard so that the other players could see them. "Did he ever forget to ante ?" "Oh, frequently; and others did It for hlm." "Well, that U hardly proof of Insan ity." said counsel for the son. "To forget to ante ia not unusual in a game between American . gentlemen. Did Mr. Raskin forget to play hi hand wliAn the other players had their ante up?" "No." "Did he forget to take his winnings?" "Oh, no. Mr. Cohn aim thought that the old man a habit oi letting his I alios treia fall out of his mouth without noticing it waa anotlu r evidence of feeblo-tt'iid- exluee. . A Hor's LMMT, The Fortnightly vounhes for the grrj- uinetiRH of the following extract from f'A Hoy's Letter to Ilia Mother; I "I am vim! I have a new sister, but wish she lnul been a Imy. Seem to tne if the Lord couldn't have sent a boy He might at jVaet aent ft pony, formation of the Aeora. The male flowers of the ouk are gath ered in distant clusters round a long. swaying stalk; they approach much nearer to the conventional idea of a flower individually. Instead of being a mere aggregation of anthers or pollen cells o simple scales, those of the oak are posscHrved of distinct ttarlike, hairy calyces, each marked off into lis or Seven lobes, and containing ten slender stamens, with two-celled anthers. Then the female flowers, which are usually two or . three, near each other, but not connected, consist each of an ovary, with three short-urved styles, and ln , vested by a calyx that adheres closely to it and become tbe husk nnd shell of the scorn. The whole, except the styles, is held in a ct'p formed of many small over-lopping scales, which after ward lose their Individuality and shrink Into mere roughness on the outside of the cup that hold the acorn. For only one of the six ovules contained in the ovary develops Into an acorn (seed or corn of the nc. or ik.i Science. "lluw to, Car all ekla Diseases. " Simply apply "Hwayne's Ointment." No internal mediaine required. Cares elter, eczema, itob, all -eruptions oo tbs fscs, band, nose, io., leaving tbe akin clear, whit and healthy. It great bead ing aud curative powers are possessed Ask yonr drag- Ointment s i sk swan (.iiisisiTa w ' by do other remedy, gisl (or rJvayae'a Oin si ir,.- psr. - gaei, , persistent Dog. I Mother-Horror! Where did tret that dog? Young Hopeful Ha followed horn. . "Huml Did you ooa him?" 1 "I didn't coax him. I threw tilings at im, but be would come." you ma Can't I have griddle cakes tins day I , b don't have ealad? You always twed to 1 1 "That's strange. What did yon let me. There ie lot of game throw?" here. There are mice In Die bouee and I "A lot of lvd, ugly bone the butcher . . i - .i t . i . i i . I . . n.l.L. r-. I raua in um uorii, auu ciiiuiuus iu m- "'" uro, -wn aiot ciiua. wood. I am going to bring home one. I a boy a pig; if be I helml three times? I mean if they are small helping and they Insist?" Do you know why Scu'I- to ef.n suds baking powder fl.rmins (all act and apices Te4ter. Halt .Ithenm aiul IVwmL The Intense lU blng and smarting, incl- arC niOnCV-back. A..t 1 I i A at II M I br applying ChamWlaln s Eye and TllCy afC SUCh noui vjiuiiiKMii, many very uai cases I . . . have ben permanently cuml by It It Want ITJOrC than thC ITlOnCy m awmany emcieiu ior ltciung plies ana favorite remedy for sore ninnies. chapped band, chilblain, froot bites and chronic sure ey. its. per box. as you they cost, whoever you arc. Ir. Cdji CendJUon Pewdert, are just what a horae nds when tn bad I condition. Tonic, blood purifier and vermifuge. Tbr sre not UnA but mllcine and the beet In nan to put a bora in prime mditton. priori y reijts per Cy kage, .. , Pur tsl lr J. W. Vaughan rifrl t.-m i. I; li-r in" i It v ,h i t uu-1 the S.mtl I.- i Iryi.i U .:, li fli iiii n i il'.i.riitl! Ir i; ra..li., how it. ili.i cm a li'i.m can rw African r';mt'!i.. lit. prevent the ii,.-fii,.: I! from exri'l:,inf a iui politics. Tin! 1-el t 'i I . ever, have been t r .li.;r try aj rnpitily ttmt tl-.t lr longer rcfu-'utl. Tho pr :.l.!rnt i f there) piibli"1, Mr. KmtT, b.t,u ; Hlii fiy pr pNM-d tt the v ll.hnuiil I i uu.l.l tin- let (station panm-fl yenra r; tn imtlie It ilif tirult for for'lj,'iiem to rnuirc citinv ship, lie pnpoM' to rlt o fnun flv to two yi-ari the hti I of ri-w! Icncf neeeaaary to lieomo a Vi'tcr. fi'oin fif teen to four year, tlie mtIih1 riiire to nmUo one i !l;4'il.i to , In linn to thf lower hoimn of t!n U'fl ,lalnr, and I fwm twenty tj U a ycru the IstIikI U TbtOatolla will lakabolaloea. ScnU.. "' T 1 to iiH.r lioiiaa eggs or batter on tatxoription aoroanta. Any on owing this ofTioeran settls tbeir acooant la this mapper and ean'l d'l too shod tof Sit Bf, IU say the ui' 'a liutrnt In vcrj atillim to obtain f'l'l rililo of i'lll.'ii ship, and the r.-p i.oi j uq uj opg.w tn'r their Jit ''yi