Portland Library OFFICIAL PAPER A HOT NUMBEIU Is the Heppner Gazette. Without it the Heppner hills would appear dry and barren. People read it; business men advertise in it. A LARGE NUA1BER .... Of Morrow County' citizen read the Heppner Gazette. Not much of an authority on agriculture or poli tics, but true to the interests of its neighbors. WWW FOU RTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY. DECEMBER 8, 1896. WEEKLT rIO. 7!8( SEMI-WEEKLY NO 49yt SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BT m PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, A. W. PATTERSON. . . : Editor Business Manager At 11.50 per year, $1.25 for bix months, 75 eta. ior tKree monens. Aduertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS PAPKR ia kept on file at E. C. Dake's Advertising Agency, 64 and 65 Merchants Exchange, Ban Francisco, Californiawhere cou- raots lor advertising can be made lor it. 0. R. & N. -LOCAL CARD. Train leaves Heppner 10:05 p. m. dally, except Sunday. Arrives 4:55 a. in. daily, except Mon- ?est bound passenger leaves Heppner June tlnn '2?1)il. m. : east bound 12:51 a. m. Freight trains leave Heppner Junction going east at 10:48 a.m. and 8:45 p. m.; going west, 5:30 p. m. and 6.15 a. m. United States Officials. 'resident G rover Cleveland Vine-President.... Ad'ai Stevenson Beoretary of State Richard 8. Olney Baeretarv of Treasury John 0). Carlisle Secretary or. interior u. n. rrancis Beoretary of War Daniel H. Lamont Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert Postmaster-General William L. Wilson Attorney-General Jndson Harmon .. Secretary of Agrioulture J. titer ling Mortou State of Oregon. Uovernor W. P. Lord Secretary of State H. R. Kinoald Treasurer. Phil. Hetaohan Bnpt. Public Instruction G, M. Irwin Attorney General. C. M. Idleman Senatora Congressmen Printer i Supreme Judge... I G. W. Mel JJ. H. Mit. 1 Binger Hern McBride Mitchell I Binger Hermann W. R. Ellis W. H. Leeds W. R. ,.....W. (R. 8. . A. ?C. E. R. 8. Bean, Moore, Wolverton Sixtb Judicial District. Circuit Judge Stephen A. Lowell Prosecuting Attorney H. .. Borrow County Otllcials. joint Senator., A, W. Omrsn Henraaantathra. J. N. Hrown I'onnty Judge A. ft. Bartholomew Commissioners. . ......i. J. K. Howard J. W. Beckett. 4'lcrk Sheriff Treasurer , Surveyor.. School Bup't... Coroner... ., J. W. Morrow ,...K. L. Matlock .... Frank Gilliam J. a. Willla J. W. Hornor ...Jay W. Shipley B. F. Veoghan npHii tows nvnoxRS. tlayor Thna. Morgan ',.., u,., . H. 8. Horner. E. J. Hlocum. Frank Rogers. Goo. Conner, Frank Uillian.. Afli.M Millf.P. Kanorder .,VH,!'H,5 runn E. L. rreeland Hanhai A. A. Hubert Precinct OfBee . JmmtSimnt tha Pma W. E. HiohanloD ConaUbla. N. B. WheUtone United SUtri land Offleera. TBI DALLCS. oa. 1 Sm Hwrister A. B. Hisn Receiver i.4 nftAiina ni. R IP WilHi RiwUtar i. H. Robbina lUoalvar aoxixrx oozxrrzss. KAWUN8 POST.NO.IL Q.A.B. Meets at Leimrvm, Or., tha laet BaUtrrhy of c, month. Ail nUftuu are lnlt.l W imn. CTLHnna. Gatl. W. HltlTH. Adjutant, tf (kraiauuular. D. J. McFaul. M. D. Ol'PICIt l At Mrs. H. Welch's Resmhqe. Might telephnn connection with Ik '.lr Uotol. E. L. FREELAND, MMff COLLECTIONS, wrm INSURANCE, Mf ABSTRACTS, U. S. LAND COMMISSIONER. Und rillnft and rirtaj l'rooft Tkn. sixNocRiPiiER. mm raua national Bam ol MWi s. rswLAKD. to. a tmnor. mSSACTS 1 GD'ERil ELM1N6 KSLNLSS OOLLKOTIONS EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD UEITNCn. tf ORKOOS First National Bank or iir.n-KEn c. A. HMfa, T. A. HMtA. CCO. W. CONtCH, s. w. ariMCiM. a frais)ei Vt rVwaiOM a Cas)tf Aas't CasMf r Tmafii i Sfttnl Witt It asm 33XCI-IA.NG30 Oa ait at art4 Bought and Sold fnlSarflnUi Ha4a aa) all m J"BrSaSalllsal tf'flMa ansalaa a4 4i.bta4 AUaaaaasi. fa :t aaiaaaaara a.4 ta .. at-a tv taa4 sst IM afc4w4. SSa--i 'rnT! n innnifn i..i-.btf-if.ria,iv..ablfM lb(ll u-4 U(i!wk ,lUiu "jzzzzizz ' . ,' II U WL(i at. -al. ae1 Ikal was ke f,l,ra kaa- T! e.h.f ia Waa II... laofral. ka.Ua ,,,,. , IL.m mn a.,,,.. , ,M ,, Ht kt tba toaa tn faa Iba Waatlf r"" a--,... ika . a a. 5-aad wb-tn l.11ftalllaali.. , r.,,. Ik fai-ma r .h f ani. w bo w . ,,.,,, j, .n v,h, fm ...tal I orvta., r.jnlr-a bu.f ' ftrsNf-atat, Ha ffa raataa of VHPfs-aRn Mpn Zt?l 0IIr 'B - ''"a l-f ...r v,u.,V. tr,..-,. ..i!.i.,1,d.. I ,t,,a,r I. I l H t. Tb, ... a IM Waal. ll. lbl.sM-.U.tiJtr4t. IIUIULU Mil IUIpU a.ara - - L I I I aZ3 . j..,"'Sll'l. . M. ),. ,a ip.rt(v IS. ,, ,.k ' , 1 1,, ir if ,i r v -i. e a f b b '"' ' ' !' i r"1 14 ea.'lartns If N -!, f a. t & a bsallaf -it. W ..ra,T: : r v:r :.r;-i , yM- . , t..r! v.,j-,fw. tl ;,,,,.,,,.,,,, ... ,,, .Naaia t., mn here hu newer been a time wnen arrow erBiihonld guard against failure with mora care. There has never been s time when Ferry'n Seed were more essential. They are . always the bent. For sale by leading dealer everywhere. Insist oa having them. FERRY'S SEED AKNUAL I ia fnll of information for sard oners and 1 planters. There will never be a better time kthan now to send lor the Vwl edition. Free ). M. Ferry & Co., Detroit, Mich. PUBLIC LAND SALE. NOTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN PUR. suance of instructions from the Commis sioner of the General Land Office, under author ity vested in him by section 2455, U.S. Rev. Btat., as amended by the act of Congress approved Feburary 26, 1895. we will proceed to offer at nubile sale on the 22nd dav of December next. at this office, at the hour of 10 o'clock A, M., the following tract of land, to-wit: BE'4 NEK, Sec 12, Tp. 4 8., R. 25 E., and Lot S Sec. 7. To. 48.. R. 26 E. And any and all persons claiming adversely the above described lands are advised to file their claims in this office on or before the day above designated for the commencement of said sale, otherwise their rights will be forfeit ed. J AS F. MOORE, Register. November 7th, 1896. 491-01. Notice Of Intention. Land Office at La Grande, Oregon, November 16th 1896. ATOTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE It following-named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made Detore uounty uierx ol JMorrow uounty, uregon, at flepper, Oregon, on December 29, 1896, viz: JAME.S 51CKN T1KK. E. No. 6277 for theSEtt NWV, B NE'4 and NE SWU Bee. 25 Tp. 1 S. R. 27 E. W. M. He names the following witnesses to prove nis continuous residence upon and cultivation oi, saia lana, viz: Michael Kannv. JimM Pfl.rt.V- Francis Kil. kenny Thomas Gilflllin, all of Heppner Oregon. 494-04 B. F. VYlLftON, .Register. SUMMONS. NJU8TICE'8 COURT FOR THE SIXTH Dis trict, State of Oregon, County of Morrow. Minor & Co., eta!., Plaintiffs, vs. Ben Hoppen. Defendant. To Ben Poppen, Defendant: in tne name oi me eiate oi uregon, we com mand vou to appear before the undersigned, a ustice ot me reacc in Heppner, in saia uounty nd State, on or before the :t0th day of December. lK'.i, at the hour of o'clock 1,1 ,tle afternoon of said day, at my oftiee in the said town to answer t ha coimiiauu oi Minor t;o. eiai..iounuea on ex n rem contracts and wherein they demand the stun of One Hundred Twenty-six and 10-100 Dol lars, for which linn luuirment will be reuneren against you if you fall so to appear and answer aid complaint. uiven uncior my nana nils vim aay oi dot. A. II.. YV. A. KltBAKUNlB, l.o.Uo. justice oi tne reace. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. N THE COUNTY COURT OF THE BTATE of Oregon, for Morrow County. In the muttered the estate of Wrn. Caull. deceased. The undersigned ) vli;g been apHiliiU)d by the County court oi the btate of uregon, r Mor row county, executor of the eatate of Wm Ceell, deceased, notice ia hereby given to the creditors of, and all persona having cIhIiiu against said deceased, to present them verilled a rwmlred by law. within six months after the first publication of this notice to in Id executor at tne omce oi J. n, nrown at neppner, tiregon. I RTKH BAI'KR.NI'KINU, Executor of the Estate ol Wm. Cecil, Deceased. lated Nov. 14. 1MM. J. N. IIhown, 4',Ki-5til. Atty for Executor. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. N THE COUNTY COURT or THE BTATg of Oregon for Morrow County. In tha matter of the estate of James Galloway, drccaa- I. Tha uiiderl-ne. having been appointed lir the rotintv court of the state ol tirrgon. lot Morrow rontity, administrator of the estate nf Jnmra Ctallowaf. dueaed. rttttlce la herebr given to the creditors ol, and all eranns having I claims against said deceased, to preaetit tbera I verlniwl as re'iolred by law, within all months after the first nubllcatlrn of Ihla Doth to i. U. KM, A'linlnlstrauir.at nil reamctice m-r lone, M,.rrow ( o . (r. on. 1 M. kl.M, Admlnlatratorol Iheeatataof Jamea Oalloway. I deraaeI. Uated Nov. a, WWi. ftTOCt BrUNHH. While aaae roar euheertpUoc paid a rra aaakaep four brand la frswof chare. Rnr. P. (I.. HfCDftar. Or. Horaaa. P B Ufl snonldart eMU. earn on left Dip. Charon. II.. BaMmaB. Or.-lloraai brands 'Sob rtaM h Id. '.Uia bntftod tha eam. Ala brands I I on nrs rtht thlghi eaitla aaa a brand f.a right khaoular. SfMI cat on ea! rtaht awr. C.k. A J..Ina.Of, Hrirna. anon rtsMatwftil tar. (VtK rlsthl him an SMtk euaar era S Ian an etuit la naou Ifaulsa. W. M.ftaltnara. Or4'.alU. IP rtatt.1 aid. swiWv-fxk la aawb ear) kuraaa, B I) est lrt tup. rt. B Tbm.W fk-ltsMS tlu(d ft t na'Mt ahmUdar, eattfai Ban mm tafttup. hut ta right saw. - L. i n.rt.nr. Ov,-4 .tila. Lf oa riM hipi torus ant tnr aMdar oa rtaM BMar, J.maa, tlarrr. Haft-. Irr Mneaaa rmnM rilsa Iks Wt .(K,l.ti eaftta htmtAmi i nm nt4 hii. alan aa hwtnl Is lfi asa-. Uaa ta Mismxa swats. Jnanaai. rails, t-a. tr-rtaa. aiexlaT aa laft asttas aatlla. Sam a t Ma, asxlar in rw" aa atotit a laft aaf lanay, Mka, RaptHiar, Or-Rnwaa keaa4l EM ( an aaft Mai aatlla awaa aa4 aroai laft an aWa ai.ea eat It MarM taatharlanl W.rt. Hoaat ln. Ar.-I Lm aaiu am n' I ao4 lari Mdaa, awailuw rnsk la W n aaf and ar, a ia rlM aw. Nnasaana sw4 tm laft aaxaiMaf, rlantf la 0 east auaalf Uftaa, satunii.aA. tW. S) I. eat Ml kit aa Miu. asul etit aaj rtatM aa. H auna awaa4 est laft aawajraw. Itm tmal tMf.i W Htrsw Or--Maeaw tjaaatM i,aa4 A laft riwalilai eatita aaa tm laft ka. wlaaaf rnrat are, tttraa a4i' la raM aw. Mia,w. ttanar. riatfuw rr - 4 atua, M D aa right ktpt SMra St a n aaaal-vw. al.aaao, a W, Hapaaaar. Or.-MafM, M ) aa tan aswau aaiiia mmm mm aan aa, im. J ,. Ikalaa la.i a. mm O aa laf rmitmm Mtlliaatna rlaht soa. farta a) Ha m, llardaa.a.-H sraaa IFa lar aWatktM. fiaar.i. rt . tMlKaaaa. I tr. rtnaaaa. J at aa. mmtmt mm laft aiai mttUm, mmm mm laf kia SNia m ia -ara aw. f W. Wiyiaaa, Or flaraaa, iQ t atua, ti aa nM i Otarrr. K tt, t tar. -1 f M t-n k.p. mwm g ffM a t ' a ii a AWiaa-i t'aaal tt t nS Wtl afti"ail4ar. S . a waaa, g aa T a-r tWMM. It, It I., fia Mi aaftl tm w ara. ml ffcapail aa i'W. Vl'al.. W, $ . ana w aa 4ffM hWi4h mttm ataf r 4 J rm a4 rM awl r-a a. I iri mmrt Pa n n ni CASTING A FLY. " Art Is Required to Do the Thine Prop erly. Fly casting constitutes one of the greatest joys of angling. . Although open water is, of course, preferable, it is not, however, absolutely necessary. Any 100-foot clear air space will an swer the purpose of the beginner, al though the water practice enables one to use the regular cast of flies and lead ers much sooner. - While sowed shots for weiarhts are to be used in lieu of flies and leaders in the first efforts the lutter should as soon as possible be substituted, for the line does not handle the same when they are not attached. In fly casting a carefully made and especially adapted sectional split bam boo rod may be used, and the reel should be attached to the butt. With 20 feet of line in the water, or upon the lawn, as the case may be, and with the rod held at ; angle of about 45 degrees in front, . the angler is ready for the slnrt of the cast. Let the line be now worked out eight or ten feet further. This is done by drawing the line from the click reel with uie left hamd, and then by the springing, willowy action of the rod,' which action at the same time draws the slack line through the rod guides, the line is lifted upward and overhead to the rear, making the beginning of a very important feature the back cast, The upward, overhead and backward motion of the line by the spring of the rod is produced by the motion of the angler's foroarm and wriet onlv. The rod should be stopped in the backward movercont when it reaches an angle of ten degrees in the rear, and as the line reaches a point in the rear at almost right angles to the extreme tip of tht rod the angler should again, by a w rist nnd forearm movement, throw the rod forward by an angle of 45 degrees in front, thuM producing the cast. The next cast should be made by drawing the line from the reel as before and making exactly tne same casting . mo tions, and so on until the desired dis ttmee is nttatned The back cast often puzzles begin tiers, in attempt to recover this tiacii cast ton soon nnd start the line forward before it has time to straighten out in the rear many mishaps arc experienced. The recovery must be made at the right moment, and this is the most difl'auit. problem of solution. This fea ture will be made easy in time by care nnd practice. The proper action of the rod, which may be accurately con ntrurtcd and especially aduptcd In weight, and length for fly casting, will be greatly impeded if the forearm and wrist motion is not properly executed, lt proper execution 4a the ferv foundn tion, ns it were, of fly casting. It is not a weak or relaxed motion, but a verv rigid one. This motion brings out the action of the rod, and if properly exe- uttvl prodtiees the desired distance costing und the forearm Is even auxil fiiry to tl- wrist motion, which latter throws the fly and the line upward nnd backward. The piimii-nnndle motion of the whole arms should lie moat careful 1 avoided, for although quite natural for a befrinnrr, satisfactory results can never result from ita use. LcwUton (Me.) Journal, EXISTENCE OF RABIES DOUBTED. Physicians May I right la at tha llottom of Waarly All Alleged I as a. Ad intrrralirifr letter was laaurd tlifi other lay by toe American Antlvlvl tion society siipenlli,g to the public not to eirrtilate acnaatiuuat stories about nllcgal mad dogs and tbe terrible rr, suits of people bring bitten by them Such accouott, it slate, frlgbtrn peo ple Into nervous divorders, and yet there Is upou record a Rreat suae of tratiroi-ny from physicians asserting Ilia e xtretns rarity of hydrophobia, even in tbe dog. Th letter luotrti a numtsr of proml rent iiliysicisiis la support of the the ory thai practically there Is no such miction to mankind sa hydrophobia. nr. Hiram Corson, late prr-sident of thr rttMyltaoia Medical soclrty, who writ 91 years old, wrote: "1 be nrvrr twn a reaj taae of hydrophobia." Ir. Vrail 'irafn, th rniincnt phy alrlao of Iafsyrdt rollraa, bo la over 80 years old, atrlteai "I bare fterar bad a caatt of brdrophoMa, nor bate I em res a ataa." Dr. Matthew Woods, who has la-rn !b quest of tb diarss fr JO years, aa aa rls thai b Iteraa saw brdmpbohls In either man or animal, airbouxh lt )'trt mgo b offcrd f)0 rrwaH to any aron brltifrttiaT 'n aurh a patient II aatt furtbrr tbat be has n-r tort a l.li) tM iao mho bad srrq a raao of tbf diavaa. ftttrb dial lculhril t'b)airldBI aa Ikr, Tbatbllua Psrvla, Thoroaa 0 Morton and Jtmrph W. If ram aay thai frierbl I tvwpnitaililaj for a early all al lg-d easra of rabira. THE SENTIMENTAL DRUMMER. Aa4 Ika I.HM MaMaa Ita Mat aa aa trala. Hha waa a prrlly, awrrt Im.ltlntT iMrl.J (Ml Sba bank a ral jual la frwtot I ..ili, in Um park tar. Ha bad awn brr niain lUe iJalfirtn of the atattoa l ft aba got alaatd. A yoanf twa bad U14 brr batwl Mt Utm mt4 b"ei taanly Itita brr rjra. C'll Ihoiibt Ihrt .,it'l t trl.ai la btarta. 11 ltatlala rret ib-at and h Ti'rJly r.ntrtad l attiaa a f oiatnlaralipllj prfl Mas to akxa ba ta.k faart. axt .! t.t .l.allKlrrumaUnrrakai twnadto a fc. t . A m t.M ...c t t.a ftrcta na girl aaef a ' - - .--, ff tn krf f.f irvra. r,CVlr.. ptr kH tp a te atra-r Ihal aAnndy had HI lytre tar t-r aat. i "Vlay 1 baA al It r ba aakad. Ptm aakl II didn't rabwf W lW. bl lb ka waa krvkaa. nd lky er wm t bat'.ar taw 1 alr. and Charlie's people rather looked dewn upon her because she did not have money. Colby felt indignantat them, and told her that if Charlie didn't teach them that a good, sweet girl was worth more than all the riches in the world, he was no true man. Colby flattered himself that he was too much a man of the world to be eas ily worried over the affairs of other peo ple, but this girl's frankness touched him, nnd he felt a jealous pang when he thought of Charlie's good fortune, and Lis own loneliness. He had often said that he would never marry while he j was on the road, and he never felt just like settling down, anyway. But this sweet, confiding creature sent a new feeling through him. He told himself that if she would be likely to prefer him to Charlie and his uninviting parent:, ho would ask her to be his little wife, and they would have a modest home somewhere, and he would be willing to give up the world and its allurements forever. What these fancies might have led iim to can never be known, for the Bweet little maiden suddenly began gathering up her belongings, as they neared a station which the conduc tor announced as "Brmooth." "Yes," she said to Colby, "here is where I get off. Some day I hope we may meet again. You have made my ride a very pleasant one, and it made me so happy to confide in you." He tried to tell her how she hnd changed the current of his thoughts of life, but before he had finished she was upon the platform waving him an adieu as the train pulled away. Half an hour later Colby enmc out of dreamland to feel for his vpfch. It wasn't In his pocket, and whib hunt ing for it he became aware of the fact that his wallet, which confr.ird several hundred dollars, was gone. too. Then he. sat and scratched his head for a long time, and final!" lie decided that he would never believe in nt:pcar- nnce again. Cleveland News and ITe. aid. THfc SEA THEIR BEAT. narltlma Police Who Freaerra Order In tha North Sea. Tn the middle of the North sea would perhaps be a curious place to find a po liceman on duty; yet some hundreds are appointed to keep order there, und st other places where their services are hktly to be required. Great Britain, Belgium. Fratice, Germany and Holland each keep a certain number of cruisers upon the high seas for this purpose, whilst they are empowered to prosecute, or, if necessary, take Into custody uny vessel belonging to either of these coun tries. In addition each cruiser carries a Judge, in the shape of an officer In charge, who can try tbe ctse and inflict a penalty providing the defendant con sents to his trying tbe eae beforehand and whose decision can only be al tered by the court of appei'ls. Allowing a ship to wander about the high seas without keeping projier con trol over her Is far more common than might be exx-ctcd. The man whose watch it is may lie asleep, and it Is often a difilcvlt motter to prove that a large percentage of the collisions that occur are directly due to thiscnuse. The I.IImb disaster Is only one example of the many awful results of careltss watching. However, the eagle eye of the "sea bobby, by bis bull s-eye lan tern which in the casc of tbe marl time policeman Is a powerful search light Is so keenly on the alert forcaaes of this sort, nnd such a heavy fine Is in flicted on conviction, that charges of wandering without proper control" are every year becoming less frequent. FLORIDA AND ORANGE GROVES. Whera tha Itiraolt of f'osnpatrara la rar Iran Kaay. l"Vopl do not seem to go to Florida nowadays to grow orsngrs snd giidr Inlo affluence gradually while ra reaaw-d by the southern aun. It Is, In fact, too gradual a slide, raMcia!ly If yo atari with pip,whlrh require seven year I fore they gi yon oranges, lb-sides, it Is not such smooth anil in if as that. Now and then comes a bitliur frftat With lis sequel of "Van virile." For my part, I love a frosty morn in sr In Florida, wllb Ita rich, aoioby, red raslera aky, aTalnst which th irrera of the trees has ao atrring and Incongrti oua an eect. Hut there Is too much swrarlnr afterward for the prnr of mirxl of a virtuous and sympathetic iwraon. Mee il(ls groTes In full besr Ing may, It Is said, t,e pic ked up r heap fief one of Ihraa rslamltoua niaThts It ia, bowerer, tnucb like buylnir aha la at lattik that baa jn-l rlimr Ita dmra OrN the nnwl tleul, hardened and ,tiJirni: i tif rti'crtiila ran l(tnl rni.i - f " i'f in Flnrli'a. Tru. tlifv ! ! 'rv-d on by the priM)! of mat Vet irard nibg In I ha irf an'lma. F-arle sltaw Isrrrira, new prtatrsra, ttr., sell well 1st the north, llgl art niany olhar parta of tha waairrn bmlphirw ara at ha aatna aatna and I he rvHiituiaalim asratila ara an aharp thai irftta tn-rer loeine ftlfh rt relallin. And all it" "tie tne hramni' ra err i.ierarnir.f iidr t tt- M-.ti.1a nn. r;i)'ili.jf I.Hl faarta Iqil.ta barmkas. Ibry ara loM aatlliair down aa lal Ibry may lo the society of tba ttduhle tna(iMrM and realit it,a titilf la aoliitlr thai lbr ara iliaaltaMMlaatl and prltaHo rnrxifb to la aiiffefad in Ihi la-laildarl laM of tarja-lual aunal.lne. Tbe pnr , anil of a r..mjatara a. In tmrl, tm aaaar la FWtda Ibaa elaawbera , rrblll Jalafatlna. " " 1 " LAST DUINK Or" A GIANT. It Waa traly Stanat af Hllla4 rtlaa. Ala, Mat Tba laryvel and analirai akalaiona of bnniaiia r pranrd ara krtt In la tiuaatim of I ha Rmsl f !lfa riitr faa, la ,lrala'a Ion FaHa. fadnn was his anguish over losing all his prop ertyto wit, a 300-note that he drank a cask of ale in one day. The day following he was dead. Byrne had tt great dread of becoming a dissecting room subject. He made a bargain with a fisherman before he died to take hi3 body out into the channel and throw it overboard. Hunter, the English surgeon, learned of this arrangement, nnd by paying the fishermen $500 he prevailed upon them to carry out their bargain to the letter, but to attach a rope to the body and drag it up again after it had been im mersed. The fishermen served two mas ters and Hunter got the body. ' The tiny skeleton is that of Caroline Crachami, the Sicilian dwarf, who was exhibited in Europe in the early part of the century. The' child did not grow after birth, and before she reached her teens she died. Her body, it is said, was sold to a British surgeon by her parents. Beside the giant's frame stands one of the boots Byrne wore when he died. The skeleton of the dwarf can be slipped into it as easily as a pipe stem. N. Y. Telegram. CONSCIENCE HIS TYRANT. Woes of a Toung Man Who Always Ful filled His I'romlaos. There was an anxious, doubtful look on the young fellow's face us he paced up and down the. aisle in a Broadway cable car. the other evening. There were half a dozen seats, yet the young mnn took no notice of thorn, und con tinued his restlews pacins: to and fro savs the New York Herald. ' "Seats in front, plenty of 'em," said the conductor, brusquely. The young man continued his patrol. A benevolent, old gentleman pulled him by the coat and said: "Here's n scat, sir." The young man shook his head. A newcomer entered the car, and, Do ing aa altogether officious perron, pointed to the vacant scats. The younp man still walked. "Hello, Henry!" exclaimed a dnpixT young fellow, an. acquaintance of the peripatetic, who just then bounced into the car. "Why don't you nit down? What in the. world makes you walk up and down like that?" "Conscientious scruplen," said the young pedestrian. "You sty, I promised Iter that I would walk down to the. florist uivd get some rows for her. I would much have preferred to ri 'c,; ou know. It's hot and dusty, it:ul so I'm rompnrtmising with 'myself by v.alhii.g nd riding at the same t ime." fo turned on his heel and passed Bp the car. THE KARAIM JEWS. Oaa Way by Which Hoaalana finub Os""e . flna Ilabrewa. The Karalm Jews nuniler 3,000 or . 000, nnd live principally in the Crimea. They speak a 1 artard ialfctnmong Ihcm- selves. and ethnologically are much more like Tartars than Semites, soys the Saturday licview. Their own le gends, in fact, permit the HSKUiuption that they were Khnzara. and wete con verted toJudiiiotuinthe eighth century. Their form of Judaism differs from thi.t of the S.fHMl.ijoo or more orthodox. Uu- li.ii Jews in rejecting tbeTulmud ami traditional theology altogether, and confining Itself strictly to the Mosaic revclutiou. It has been a favorite amuse ment with the liuRsiuns forgen.TBtiiiiis to pretend the greatest admiration and flection for this oliacure Mile tribe. Mme. Novikoff had her joke on I be abject in lxmdon when she gravely cured an Interviewer some years ago lint there never bad Ixvn a law of buy kind loaned in litisaia against I be Jews. When this anisritig saaerlkin was qurs mned, ahe twilly e.vpliilncd that she n f'-rii il to the hum in Jews, as In liua sia tliry did not cotiaid'T IlieiliHciplrsnf he Talmud were Jews lit nil. Innaiuiieh a the Kuriiiiiiitcs count it ute cinly a Iwr. houaiindth part of the Jrwiab race, it, ndeed. It le conceded that they hclonif o It nil, the hiMili-nce of lb 1,'tiasiau ttltti'le townrd Ihein la 'ciilirly ex asjiernllng lo Hebrews In general, and the M-!aclrof Ibeir tiring liruught for want at Moacow oa the sole rrprraa-nla live of I'.-imI will smart ml raubu Just as Ilia (rental Slatoula character duairea I hut It elmnld. A NOVEL ADVERTISEMENT. Mailt Masasisst la I ha 4 emelery law tha I'arpwaa, A splendid tnutmntcftl of pirrra ("a iwM'imM. grr r, stands In a rotispii h nua 4aH!imi 'n the tcuw-tcry of IVrr la ( IihIm.. It bears a pal In-tic inacrlptiiiu, eiolioif : 'Ilia Iniotimllil.lc widow didli atra Ibis monument lo liiaiut inry,siid rn lift ilea the aatna Imaim aa at Ilia oil plora, l47 Wua Mutiffaiard." A rrrllrniaa bad I he rurlcaally tn rail I Iba address fit rn,aaya Tit IWta. "I ram lo ara I ha w Who f atmt bard,' id tli fflllrr. "Weil, air, her- ahe la," said lb man. "I lav Hn" said the aehtlrtitan, "hot I w lab lo ara Oi ladv harerlf," "Kir," waa lb answer, "l aw lb wid ow f al bard " "I don't r tartly tmrriar"l.' quoth lb tl.H..r. "I aMu'l lo II. relic t i.f tit la I I'ierr ( al-liard, whoa rrnm tiwat I saw mirnltf at rrr la Chala," "I ar I ara,' waa lb emlllnr J-'in-b-r "Allow n to ll.furm yiai that IVrr ( aUa-liard la a tnyth, and I brr for ner bad a wife, Tb Ii.mli yn admire. I et hia a tf'wal Oral of tiaaorr ; r4, 1 hough r.o ar. aa buried I bare, it pfa a ftrl ?el adirrtamral. Slid I h bad ao rai lo fr r i agna. V bat rta I aril tuti In lb way of ft crla SQUAR fe. U I L TM AN. traaaatawa tka a4 -at all, Oaaaral," tm Wat. I.,, Highest of all in Leavening Pow;r. way, talking of tight pluuti iua .. correspondents, 1 remember an inci dent that may interest you. It was at the beginning of the Ashantce cam paign, just after our landing; ' a square built, little man came up to me and said, speaking slowly, and with an: unmis takable American accent: . ; " 'General, allow me to introduce my self; I am the correspondent of the New York Herald. T ' "Too busy to attend to him, I cut hlra short with 'What can I do for you, sir?' "He replied, imperturbably, vyith the same exasperating slowness; 'Well, general, I want to be as near you as I can if there is any fighting to be seen.' " 'Capt. So-and-so has charge of all the arrangements concerning corre spondents,' I rejoined, ' curtly; 'you had better see him.- And with this I turned on my heel and went about my U. ! ! uusnieisa. "I saw no more of my correspondent with the aggravating coolness and slow ness of speech for many a day. I did not even know whether he was accom panying the column or not. "Personally speaking, I was only in danger once during the whole expe tiitton. it was shortly before we en tered Coomossie. I hnd prensed for ward with the advance troops, hoping to break the last effort nt resistance and have done with the affair, when the enemy, utilizing the 'heavy covert, came down nnd fairly surrounded ns, For a few minutes the position was critical, nnd every man had to fight, for the enemy's fire was poured in nt close quarters. They pressed upon us from al' sides, dodging from tree to tree, and cautiously edging closer, hoping to get hand to hnnd. In the hottest of it my attention was caught by a man in civilian's clothes, who wns Rome 15 or 20 yards In front of me. and who was completely surrounded by the advancing savages. He seemed to pay no attention to the dnnger he wns in, but, kneeling on one knee, took aim, nnd fired again and again, and I seemed to see that every time he fired a black man fell. I was fascinated by his danger and coolness. As our main body came up and the savages were iliivcn bock, 1 went forward to see that no harm come to my civilian friend, who rose just na I reached him. To my astonishment it was the corre spondent of the New York Herald, and he began again in the same slow, calm wy: '"Well, general' "Again I interrupted him: 'You were lueky to escape. Didn't you see that roti were surrounded? "'Well, general,' he begnn again, 'I guess I was too much occupied by the ulggers In front to pay much attcn tion lo those Ix-htnd. "That was evidently the simple trnth. Whatever men may say In the future tbout Henry M. Stanley, no one thnt has seen him In danger w-IIl deny that his courage Is of the first quality. I took a liking to him on the emit, and we lwcnme great friends; nor bss any thing occurred since to alter my opln Ion of him. Ixindon Saturday Ite, view. AFRAID OF HIS OWN GUNS. tth tba ialiwa af Tarkey Daaa Wat Waal ftatf, The incident which led to the order for I ha es4incUnn of tbe TurbUh navy waa aa follows, says tna rniii . . . . . ...... ....... t. IlaU'h. A trnKirt was brinf lug a numtirr of tlme-esplreil men home, when ihy reatawi fully niutioira, ana Isrfired tbclr ofiii-rrs U go la-low, as Ihry wlabwl lo do something wlilra mi;ht not l atrord of. Soma non- romnilsaioned ofllreta thn lk etmi- matid, and anchored off the palace, ami. hftrr flrlnaT a aalale, lgm shoulinf I "bmir live Ibe sulUnt Tbia dciiionslralhin rauaad Itnmed al .n fusion at lha mU ice, and tsriout blfh nfftcrra wrr diaiialrbrd U) iaref With the tn ti I i tier ra, bill Ihry lnltrJ on arritig ilia miniairr, ana worn n at laal apta-arrd Ibry said Ihry knew lb sultan bad given the money V paf llirni, hot Ibry bad Mt received It, anJ Ibry wiiubl toot budg anlil lb di No argumcnis wrr of any avail, and Ibe llim.ry bad to tsr arhl for and dia Irliiutrd, after whiib lb liirn wrlfhrd anrlii.r with a rJ.car, and fat up lb hlw strain. Tbe sultan, bwcrr, re- n-ctr. ii. at what a iranaimrl bad don waraably a hrSt fly f hard man f stf iiiitrbl tbt w lrh tii Irrtenl, and. ralllnf llaaaaa I'aaba lo bini, be declared tba( ba wanl no nwara aay. r an kajaaka IHarwlna. Farlb'naJ asprrta pm;aa to aatt Halt a ttiim W nt ataoneaa ftr aoaamo I' ar if al laarrralbNtA aroid tba rarili. htartinar frnrn Ja(aj. wber ka Ita tnratt att.plrl ay alrtn c.f aUidt Inf rartb- qiaakra In tla world, lit aUUt'ba Will I ai.anrbal, IPma K'mf, r alrntla, ftidnrtr, ll.inta, Tajlta In Milri, iyt rXattal, ( aa erf litpaf Horaa, rWftll' ago la f hill, and ftlod Jaaatm, all "m- tixiria ailhtT wllh a oeatfal aUtamM al fSitaa'tttrf , Oil at iHtrtta) la t aaaa as. at taw. fciarnttal oil of f aril baa baaai taaad l ttlta 0aaip.a by r, layaifsal, f lira In. la Hat Ardanaaav M.tad at life TO Ittnrw Ma walgbl rd atrriliard nlit oil ft waa Inkrtrd ttnd'r lha akin. ! dfief a aratrkad lir,pfrefll In lb Latest TJ. S. Gov't Report 111 M .. A PIPE STORY DEFINED. Bow the Term Originated in Chlcajo, the City of Chinese Stool Flireon. There is one favorite Chicago ex pression that. I don't hear iu Washing ton so often, said a correspondent Crom, the; windy city to a Washington Post man.- "It is 'pipe' stories, as Byn- onyrne for fake, or canard, or ghost story. ' ' 'Where does it come from? , Oh, it came from the west along with the Chi nese, and I suppose you will get it here when Chinameu and opium joints be come more numerous. There are lots of white hop fiends in Chicago, and a great many of them are stool pigeons for the police and "detective depart ments. They are not much good at any stage of the game, but they have to be half way tanked with opium -before they are any good at all.; Then if they get too much they go to the other ex treme and imagine everything that they don't "know, , "One of them will hit the pipe for an hour or so and then come around police headquarters with the most marvelous stories of hold-ups, burglaries and sim ilar crimes that you ever heard. If they get hold of a green reporter or a green policeman they are liable to have them chasing all over the universe at dead hours of the night looking for hese suppositional events, and their theudacinations are known to the police us 'pipe stories,' or 'talking pipe. - That is the symbol in Chicagoese for any thing that is without fouudation iu fact." TATTOOING IN BURMAH. It la a Shame for a Burmah Youth Mot to Ba Ueeerated In Inks. The professional tottooer in Burmah is a rapid worker, and the pricking ma chine soon runs over the outlines of the figure; but what takes time ia the "fill ing In," which Is done with a somewhat broader style, saya Chambers" Journal. Every part of the figure must be cov ered with either black or vermilllon, nnd, as you ace tho brass bird swoop ing down time after time, you begin to reckon how many more st rokes remain before your torture will be at an end. Taitooimjin Uurmah is a national In stitution, every mnle being covered with figures from his waist to his knee, so that In the distance he ap- tearn to ba clothed in beautifully-fitting "tights." The operations com mence In early boyhood, a few figures being done at a time. Every descrip tion of animal, real or Imaginary, from an elephant to a mythical form ot cat. Is portrnyed, each bring set In a frame work of Durtniih writing. To lie tin- tattooed Is a disgrace to a Burmah youth; and, following the custom of the British suitor in having himself statu pad with the name of his lady love, It Is no uncommon thing to ara, on some jturt of a "young spark's" body, a num lier of round lluruian charactera the equivalent to I'olly or Susan. KEEP ON THE NIGH SIDE. ' Xatara Ha SVat tha Hula Wktoh llaaaaa. tf Marbaalcally Fallows, The "off O" is the OI tn the right side of the team. The one on the left id Is th "nigh ox." This contra from the fact that the driver Iu tbia country drives front the left aide, says tbe Mil waukee Journal. Teams turn out lo tha right and thia five tha drlvrreoni- maud of the aituulion. Flow a turn tbe furrows to Ibe right, ao the driver ran be on the un plowed land. Th trtns nlgb" and "off apply to any tram or riding animal, and rlia have a wbler application In drarrlbiug relative posi tions, llldent alwaya mount front the nigh aid of the bora, and artillery men ride, the nlgb bora. Tla-re are countries where lha driver la usually oa lha off sil, but It la not Mat ml. In copying pictures In rnfrating lb right and left i.r-a must b rrrd on ibe plates lo ahow property on lb print. If this la notdunawa ba what la ofirn arm, lb drttrr on tba off aula wllh his whip In bis Irfl band. Wbea on la spoken of aa lirirtf "on lb off aid" of any quratton II ImplU-a that be aa amwbal eat of rwtitrtil, aa tba oft ot I Hot usually aa luanaireabl as lb nlgb on be dw not mui ao rbaae lo lb driver, not In prraoftaJ evmlaKl with bint. ft f aMalWlalaa wkil Travel. at ! enol waalh. The I'akm TactD ;alm bata IU trains Ibroeghnat by sm baal fmm lha am loa, fbua task leg ry par taf all Ha art plaaaaat aoj anntf.aubla. It also hahl Ita ear by tba ahWalJ I'lalodi 1.1,1 Baakisf Ibaea bfiliiatit at aigbL rasaaefwra cartwj daily M U.a laal aaalL Far al.Uf aar rf t attaaa, i.akata. at la- faraiall4i, rail tm ar addraaa IL W. Kaltaw.fraa. Afl I Tt!l4 ML, Toft. Iaa4, Orefoa. lltptf t at)4lbtl ta lianpttaf . Kabo Utasa 1.4 aa, I'raM daatfotaa ( ttsiliatj 1'aa.llat.ia ran Sat lima at 4 roaf If tabittC Ibta fftala, II a-, qaalalinf Iba Mbl lb atatlntta . If Ibt ta aill aaak ft.t'ltna alfb 1 'Uk iraia) al lba ( Frw ltatott. ' al IMy 1 H aivta. Vf. M, La a. 1'retiaaur,