A HOT NUMBER.--
Is the Heppner Gazette. Without
it the Heppner hills' would appear
dry and barren. People read it;
business men advertise in it.
OFFICIAL
PAPER
A LARGE NUMBER....
Of Morrow County's citizens read
the Heppner Gazette. Not much of
an authority on agriculture or polU
tics, but true to the interests of its
neighbors.
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FOURTEENTH YEAR
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1896.
WEEKLY r0.714f
) SEMI-WEEKLY NO 4Wt
SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE.
' rOBLI8IIKD
Tuesdays and Fridays
BY
HIE PATTERSO PUBLISHING COMPANY.
OTIS PATTERSON, . . . Editor
A. W. PATTERSON. . Business' Manager
At $S.50 per year. $1.25 for ux month, 75 ot.
tor three moncn.
Aduertising Rates Made Known on
Application. .
THI8 PAPKB is kept on file at E. C. Uake'i
Advertising Agenoy, 64 and 65 merchant
Exohangs, San franoiaoo, California, where oou
raota for advertising can be made for it.
0. R. & N. -LOCAL CARD.
Train leave Heppner 10:45 p. m. daily, except
Sunday. Arrive 5:00 a. m. daily, except Mon
day. . -
welt bound passenger leaves Heppner Junc
tion 1:11 a. m. ; east bound 1:33 a. m.
Freight train leave Heppner Junction going
east at 7:45 p. m. and :10 a. m.; going west, 4:30
p. m. and 6.15 a. in. ,
United State Officials.
t'leaident
Vice-President
Booretnry of State..... .
Seoretary of Treasury.
Secretary of Interior..
Secretary of War
Secretary of Navy
Poet master-General. . ,
Grover Cleveland
..Ad ai Stevenson
Richard S. Olney
........John O. Carlisle
K. B. Francis
Daniel 8. JUiniont
Hilary A. Horbert
Wiliiam L. WHson
Attoriiey-Uonarnl . .
. .Judaon Harmon
Secretary of Agriculture,. .... J. Sterling Morton
State of Oregon.
Hovernor. W . P. tord
Seoretary of State H. It. Kincaid
Treasurer. Phil. Metachan
Pupt. Pnlilie Instruction 6. M. Irwin
Attorney General C. M. Idleman
Senator......
Congressmen.
Printer
I G. W. McBride
I J. H. Mitchell
I Hlnger Hermann
(W.B.
.Ellis
....W. H. Leeds
t K, B. Bean,
Supreme Judge i V. A. Moore,
C E. Wolverton
Sixth Judicial District.
Circuit Judge Stephen A. Lowell
Prosecuting Attorney H. . i
Morrow Count; Official. -
Joint Senator... ... ..A, W. Gowan
Kepresentative. J. K. Brown
County Judge A. G. Bartholomew
Commission en...
J. It. Howard
J. W. Beckett.
Clerk ,
Sheriff
Treasurer
Assessor..........
Surveyor...
School Bup't....,
Coroner
TsVTa M1
E. L. Matlock
..... Frank Gilliam
J. f. Willis
J. W. Horuor
....Jay W. Shipley
B. F. Yaughan
BPFRBB IOW omotBS. .
Mayot .Thoe. Morgan
Cmnmlmeo 8. 8. Horner, E. J.
Sloeum, Frank Rovers, Geo. Censer, Frank
Gilliam, Arthur Minor,
Keoorder 7. J. Hallock
Treasurer E. L. Fresland
Marshal... .......A. A. Hobert
Freciaet OBeere,
Jnatineof the Peace W. K. Richardson
Constable. N. 8. Whetstone
Halted States Urn Offioera.
TBI DUXES, OB.
J. t. Moor..
,.. Register
.. UeoMver
A. 8. Bigg ....
B. F, Wilson. ..
J. H. Bobbin.
LA QBANDB, OB.
.Register
.Receiver
XOSIT lOCISTIES.
KAWUMS POST, NO. It.
G. A. B.
Wte at Laxmxton. Or., tha last rUtarday of
-err. noouu aui veterans are invtwa io join.
: C. Boon, Gbo. W. Smith.
Adjutant, tf Commander.
D. J. McFaul, M. D.
OI'PICK t
At Mrs. H. Welch's Residence.
Wight telfrnhone connection with
tit Palace Motel.
E. L. FREELAND,
9M19 COLLECTIONS,
m INSURANCE,
M ABSTRACTS.
U. S. LAND COMMISSIONER.
Land Filing and Final Proof Taken,
STLNOGRirUEEL NGT1RT fTBUC.
aarpwxn, esucer.
national BanK oi umi
Wat. rtxiAno. to. k. bisbop.
rraMMl Ceaaler.
TE15S1GTS 1 GLNEIAl BaXaISS BC3XE3
COLLECTIONS
Made m FsvorUe Tartan
EXCHANGE BOUGHT i SOLD
BErrsca tf oreoos
Ontario-Barns Staic Line
biks-SSbeujie
M. A. WILLIAMS,
osTAiiio-nunxs
taa ft roe Dei If Mil, m. aad af
rit el Ontario ia 42 bo a re.
Slnqlo Faro $7.00.
Hound Trip $10.00
fBT"Tsrg. fmjM I t eeata par rsft t
BUKXS-CASrOX
Uim Beea eir eeeept ftisr reaa
at i Mt tuy su DiftH. . ewe
M tral V li.Wtl.rf -.a f..t)aet ..
the lti(w, pttnavtiM t-i tetew
aerae,
M kmrnmUm fcf f wnsn
Vianted-ln Idea Sr;
Viw wrftSie- a ., feel ,
ets. taws' w t m a fisaefla
easMMsni
IT IS
CATARRH
ia
LOCAL DISEASE
and I the mult of cold and
audden climatic change.
It can be cured by a pleasant
remedy which Is applied di
rectly into the nostrils. Be
ing umcKijr absorbed it give
relief at once.
Ely'
'scream Balm
I acknowledged to be the most thorough cure for
Nasal Catarrh, Cold In Bead and Hay Fever of all
remedies. It opens and cleanse the nasal pasarje.
allay pain and Inflammation, heal the sores, pro
tects the membrane from colds, restore the sense
Of taste and smell. Price 60c. at Druggists or by mail.
LY BKOTHEKH, M Warren Street. New York-
STOCK BRANDS.
While you aeep your lubeoription paid up you
eaa keep your brand in free of charge.
Bora, P. O., Heppner, Or. Horse, P B r.n left
shoulder; oattlo, same on left hip.
Chapin, H.. Hardman, Or. Horse branded
"Jonriuht bin. Cattle brandnd tha same. Ala..
brand CI on horse right thigh; eattle aaa
brand on right shoulder, and out off end o'
right ear.
Cook. A. J..Lena.Or. Hone. 00 on rivht.ahnnl
der; Cattle, aame on right hipi ear mark square
ony uu u mou ipui in ngnu
Douglass. W. M.. Galloway. 0r.-attle, B Don
right side, swailow-fork in each ear; hone, B I)
on left hip.
Ely. Bros, Douglaa, Or. Horse branded EL?
on left shoulder, cattle earns on left Lip. bole
in right ear.
Florence, L. A.. Hepnnar. Or. Cattle, LV on
right hip; horse F with bar nndsr on right
shoulder.
Jones, Harry, Hxppner. Or Horses branded
ri J oa the loft shnkler; eattle braaded J on
right hip. also icier bit in left ear. Range in
Morrow oounry,
Johnson, Falls, Lsna, Or. Horse. rlrrlsT on
left stifle; oattle, aame on right hip, ostler half
Wop in rit and snlit '.n left ear
Kenny, Mikr Heppner, Or. Horses branded
KNY on left hip eattle same and orop off left
sari under slop oa the right
Kumberland.W. O.. Monnt Ternon. Or. I h on
eattle on right and left aides, swallow fork in Ir ft
ear and onilsr eiop in ritrht ear. Horse same
brand on left shoulder. Range in Grant eouutr,
Loften, Stephen, fos, Or. S I. oa left hip
on eattle. crop and split on right ear. Horses
same brawl oa left shoulder. Range Uratil
eountv.
Lsahey, 1. W. Heppner Or -Horse branded
Land A on left shoulder; cettl seme oa left
hip, wattle over right eye, three sJit in right
ear.
Minor, Oeear, Heppnet' Or. tattla, M O oc
right hip; hurse. Moo left shoulder.
Morswi. It. N Heppaar. Or. Horses, M )
oa left ehoolitat eattle same oa left hip.
Osbom. J. W Dtngla. tr.( hone O csb lef
shonl'ler: naltle same on riaht hip.
Psrsw A Oleseoo. Uardma,Or,-Hors-s 1 P oa
left shoulda.
Piper, J. Ietlngtoa. Or.-Hnrsa, J t. ens.
aaoted w.Mt shoaUeri ostOs, ssjbs oa lef hip.
ender bit in aaoh ear.
IUtir. J. W.. Heppner. Or.-Honaa, JO
left shoulder. Cist tie, o oa right hip.
rWj, B. G. neppner. Or. Cattle W C oa
left hip, erne ng rtsht and aneVrrrtt la left year,
dewlap; korsse WCooWl ehonlder.
Thompson, i. A, Ueppser, Or Hnress. t oc
left eWlater! eattle, 1 on left shrnildar.
Tama K. W Heppner. Or.-Bmeil eaplta.1 T
left aJwaldsr, boresei eatU same oa left hip
nib solit la hjnia ears.
Thoratoa. R. M.. lone, Or.-Horsa bremded
BTecmaented oa left Millet shea same bread.
Weitoabetrger. W, J Oallnway, tlr. boraaa
aaarlar eirple J W oa right sboaldori eel lie
qaarter eirele JW aa right hip and neht aula,
rmp and hole in taft ear. Bmge la Morrow and
Umatilla onuae.
THE
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3U:
" T mtfmimf M4r la, m-U fmffmt Ut
' Mint or Kirumt, mmmg mn j-rW Asm
fe--IW4 of UWarj C!wSowf
f Htw Hewfeklr, tlfA,
CJH'.S mefwfna tt, la to er,tnbuit4tn4 ert4mal
V Itaiare. wkst tta readari, a lixld fM maet 44
asraei al tb) Cnftiali-afiaakfiif eirejfsd, ara asaaaw a aall
"sbaoluialy tip to 4'." "lhorotV,!y gbreaX af m Bmea,"
- lavshiafcaj." sn4 " Udlaraabla.M It It pMuaaly nhaafarel
art nmely pmlt, -, god tame, ta riftaaJ artUtrt
art f lmfr;i tsMreal avefltMa m th tmpfr
miltm. TM U tm t " fra e4 ! 'mM" f vaa
char, rghOy prwmnotM tt ef 0 Vuwf al TM Vma
teea 4fef tha Cwfrtal inaatk. Tka - Uarflrtf Amlaa al iM
" arM &4 Itr portertl tftf'J af baat rf efwrn fja
i I a.t Urn ennen la tvtf ftAtl wmM, T at
ar i tmt vitmta towi are ttrrtiZj ntowL UUt,
e tV:c tJ fwaoria tal afbav itfartmaj eartifWw fa
terteiny iJ.el P paler af fta rtrw
V3
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McKINLEY!
THE WILY SEAL.
Bow He Wanac;e to Catch Sea Gall
Vnawaree.
The seal is probably the chimoiest an
imal in the world, says tlie New' York
Recorder. He likes to baik in the sun
nil dtiy and when he moves he is'cxeeed
'nply .lumpish and awkward. It hits
often been wondered how ihU animal
manages to secure its faTorlte footl,
wild sea fowl.
Sea pulls are so wild that it is diffi
cult even for man to get within punahot
of one. The seal seems to realize that
it would be' a waste of time to attempt
to crawl up on the gulls as they rest
upon the water1 and catch them una
wares. So he watches until the" gulls
lire soaring slowly through the air and
close to the wnves. Then the seal dive
into the Bea and swims underneath the
water for some distance. Hy the time)
he has managed to swim about 100 feet
the gull has forgotten the presence of
its enemy. This gives the seal his op
portunity. He cautiously rises to the
nurface of the water at some distance
from the point nt which he dived, and
iillows merely the tip of his great nose
io appear above the water.
Remaining in this position, he gives
his enormous body a rotary motion, so
th;it li ui rose describes a circle on the
btirface cf the ocean. He dora this so
skillfully that to the gull his nose looks
like a fish nt piny. This catches the
cull s eye, and it nt onee darts fowi
with the speed of an arrow, aiming
t-traight for the little dot The seal
Kees it coming and sinks a few inchea,
and as th gull strikes the water with
fremendous force the seal's jaws close
upward and the gull disappears.
Wanted-An Idea
WV eaa tfctafe
of saee stmyie
thteg to peseett
Protect vntrr tdeasi titer me brlae rei
WrHe JOHN WfcUDIUtllUlUt CX., Pslesit .te
s, wsaiitngum, D. i .. ! saeir f i. prlee
aad list ot toe taadnd tavBUeee waste.
First National Bank
OF HEPPNER
C. A, RHCA,
T. A. RHCA,
GEO. W. CONSCft,
8. W. SPtNCtR,
rVaaldant
Vie Presldaat
Cttstef
Ass't Cashlar
Truuifti i Geoenl Baking Bosiata.
all part of the world-
Bought and Sold.
Collection mad oa all point on
resaoaalil Tema.
urpUi and aadlvtded ProSts, I3I.0O0.OO.
tews
Iu5trate4
Edited tyAJJOtrSfUG
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as gtm
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SvyeMlpeBssaweai asBaa'w
YANKEE ENTERPRISE NEEDEDT
Good Field In Central America for Anser
. en "rinctt and Ingenuity.
; Taken as- a whole, Central America
offers a fair field for foreign, enterprise,
says th North AnYerican'Review,. "By
Voung men. of self -denying andrs6ber
hablta.xtssessiiig1 aiiapital of from $5,-
000 "and a tolerable knowledge of the
Ppenieh Iaaguage,"-svM:cssYeitlier in
feammerce, agriculture- or mining may
be: eon'fidently counted vponj but they
nust avoid all interference in local pol
itics. 'Iri ttteee; as In all other fcduntries.
the foreign whose t?haYactl'ina mode
of lrfe!command reipect, wtlEery' sel
dom, if ever, suffer molestation at the
hands of the authorities. . The Nica
ragua canal if once commenced in
earnest, will open up the alrrlost inex
haustible peaoureos of that republic.
and the engineering Vbrks alone will
Offer lucrative employment to thousands
bf foreigners.' Tte 1h vsical difficulties
re insigntftcant 'compared with those
which Iesseps 'iicVer overcame on the
Isthmus of Panama; "'and "perhaps the
frreattst.' obstacle ' to ohbsnd with? is
the sHting of the) allaviardepofiits at
thc-montJi "of The Snn Jun Tiver; the
Atlantic1 entrance to he ennal. Tt
whole length will "be 104 English miles,
110 of which" are included iw the" great
lake of Nicarwira,''i3iril1i'La,intvetlie
sea level, whose total superficial aVea
la 3.6G8 Kigiish'"fjjaart mlrcs, being
!0 miles long and 2S miles broad, with
an average depth of five fathoms.
'CONSCIENCE HIS TYRANT. '
Waef af a Toaag Ma Wba Always Fnl-
Olted Uis Pressteee.
There waa an anxious, doubtful look
on 'til young fellow's faee as he) paced
up and down the. Awl in a Droadway
cable car tlie'' erUirr renrrt'tig There
tf ere half a rlozerl aeatav yet the Voting
man took md rlotioe of them, and con
HnUod Kia fcstlcss' pacing to and fro,
says the New Vork Herald.
"SeaU ia fronL plenty of 'em," ssid
tha conductor, brusonely., .
1 tie young Yuan eonUnund'hls patrol.
A lenn"olent old genthtnan nulled
him by the con' and said; "Here's a
seat,' sir." The young" man shook his
bead.
A hewconier entered the tar. and. be
ing' an ' altogether officious "'person,
pointed in hi- vacant scat. The young
man aun wijktil,
MIlH.k lIetly!,, exclalrjwxt a dapper
yoiinj f"'l'"-, en, aetjtralntanM of the
(ifrifrtH e, wiio Just tln'n bounced
lnt th, 01:: "V.'hr don't fott aitflown?
hnt 'n v t- orlil makes you walk un
am. uu'vn m e uiat? '
Con : m us slruplea,, said the
young i r V trian. "You see, f promised
Uer I hut I would welk ilown to the.
florltit aixl get some rones for fx-e.
would murli have nieferred to ride, von
know. H'e hot ar-d dintv. w:d so I'm
eonipmni'ii'ng with inywlf by walking
na ruling nt tlie mime time.
J" a I tii iwd on liia heel and ptutM'd un
A, "
trie car.
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Beaeoa Wky It Is Beoeaslag tha Valvar-
sal Teagae.
"Everywhere la the United States,"
Father Cbinlquy Bays, "tha children of
French Canadians, aa soon as they ar
juire the English language at school,
ie up tlie use of French, except to
peak to their mothers. Dy this proo
fs the French must rapidly dieapprar.
It la lh same here. A little girl came
lame this morning" he a as staving In
Montreal sent by a parent who had
beard me preach and had promised la
Come and ace me. Hhe apoka to me la
Kngliah for some time, and when I mi id
to ber: 'Mala tie pouveg-voua parlrr
rranraiar soe replied: ti mon rHeu
f't-r que. je parle Anglslsl There Is
a rt-aaoa for this," the old Frenchman
continued.
"I recently read aa article la a raaga
tine about 'KoplUh tha t'alveraal Lan
gudge,' but lit writer did sot know tha
true raoa. I am la tha midst of It,
oa I snow. It Ir localise Ihry ran r
preea Iheiraelrca with greater case In
Kftjrliati tbaa la French."
Aad M. Cnialqny went oa taanaVa tha
atartliag aver I. say (he f nntrntio-
rary uriirw: -when i write a boob
aad I beta arittea many, wrH It in
f.BK'iisb aad tbn trsrslat It lqt
I n nth. 1 (Sad it mora easy Im Aa ll In
thai way. Yor capfraeloaa are snore
flm 1. j -ar yaag more simple and tha
tmtit' 1 f your 1 iorf ir wofw foret
., fjt." Aad aprfnglB to bta
fret liie eld snaa Koutl "fti.
"Thrra la a.ft aounl," he ijilrd
"What csa w say la f rrarb? Tea.' It
te lost. Vex eaa aay ' Ready I'" gJn
la a eoenroita sbouL "With a it la
preli' tbera 'a aa Bemad. 'All aboard!
Mb ue It is Vnttrr)tt' twit yra eaa
at beer It at tea feel. Yea, air, the
fnrtlsh la boaad la beeoaat tb aaleer-
sal leaf aage."
Pal wBwwiaay'wa rfeatteaaajf 4af
fWay la 1m taralnc t Ita 'M
rr fesserala. 21 balg bw fnrvxad fa
relira wltbla a year. tl.b bmUt iU
rswrd, Tb afmr af abrttadw
fsBAAvW la M yeara, to If la laa
F refloat arr. iW aevag- bs of
H raaka ta bW Uum la taa tataa.
rfra t a4r W fnAfa I aaa JA,
Hl m rrrtrlt fwi4er araavertl
r.ertrjMi ravaJrf aetBla arfa a
yean mnfiiht. frejy aw. twla
ti pmn t m$ti. II bt'rf
er ll-iLHifilntaM,
n n nj
lnJOO(QJg
aueaeiasa tta eteaesB.
Pills
ra tM Bear rave
4li rfcsaa.
lee,
s r.a at taw aet t ee
fM aaer tm la taaa mm tr i is
CAUGHT UP WITH THE HERD.
Mouthern Railway Conductor's Apt Retort
to an Impatient Passenger.
Soui'iern railroads have a reputation
for slow travel, and in some cases it is
well liieritcd., A "Western traveling
man, says Harper's Kound Table, mak
ing a trip 011 tlietse lines suffered a great
deal of aniioyance from this particular
failing, but up to the time of the follow
ing incident he had enjoyed himself im
mensely guying the conductors, train
men or any person having to do with
the roads about their rapid transit. He
yas traveling one afternoon on an ex
ceptionally slow train, which came to
a stop every now and then without any
apparent cause. After expressing him
elf very audibly to the passengers, he
resigned himeelf to the inevitable and
dozed off into short gaps, which were
interrupted by the sundry jerks of the
train, at which he complained. The pas-
aengers. showed their annoyance at
these complaints by angry looks. The
last apology had been that the cattle ob
structed the track. The train had
started again ahd'proceeded about ten
minutes when it hnlted with a jerk. Up
walked the impatient traveler and
petulantly remarked: "Dear, dear! I
suppose, conductor, this worse than
slow train has struck another herd of
cattle." "Struck another one! Not
much," replied the conductor. "We've
simply caught up again with the first
herd we ran into; that's all." Tlie trav
eler subsided and the conductor was left
n peace.
OYSTER FAYvTINE PREDICTED.
l Dealer Bays the Bed Are Bare to be
Exhausted.
"Oysters will be a very rare delicacy
In a few years;" said an oyster man of
New York to a Washington Star report
er, "tor many 'years the beds were
preserved to a large extent by having
an oyster season and keeping alive tlie
popular Idea that oysters were not good
except from September to April. This
gave four months during which the
oysters were left alone and allowed t i
increase. As a matter of fact, I think
they are a little better during those
four months than at any other time.
This was first discovered by the seaside
hotel men, and oysters were served dur
ing the summer months. The guests
demanded bivalves when thev re
turned to their homes, and now in all
eastern cities the signs of 'Fresh
Oysters' are as numerous in July
and August aa in January and Febru
ary. The new demand is being sup
plied, and at no time are the beds left
undisturbed. It is now only a miestion
of a few years before the oysters are
gone, and all because the summer resort
hotel men disabused the minds of the
people as to their not being good to
eat from April to September."
ST. MARK'S.
eatlnsents Inspired br aa Uld t'barch-
Kffeet ol fugae Masle.
Any old and beautiful c.iurcli give us
all tliat is most moving and noblest
organism, beauty, absence of all tilings
momentary anil worthless, exclusion
of grokencss, of brute utility and mean
tompromlxe, equality of all men be
fore (iod; moreover, lime, eternity the
punt and the great dead All noble
churches give us this; bow much more,
therefore, says the Contemporary lie-
view, RL Mark s, w hich Is noblest and
most ve ncrablel
It has, like no other building, been
handed over by man to nature; time
molding and tinting into life this struc
ture already so absolutely organic, so
fit to live. For itacurvesand tauliinga.
Its cupolna mutually nupported, the
weight of csc-h carried hy all; the very
color of the marbles, bmwn, blond, liv
ing colors and the Irregular symmetry.
flower-like, of their natural patterning,
are all seemingly organic and ready for
vitality. Time has added that, with the
ollh and dimming alternately of the
marMra, the billow bigof the pseinrnt,
tba alantlng of the column and last.
but not least, the famishing rf the gold
and tha granulating of tha mosaic Into
an uneven surface; the gold seeming
to nave tTConw alive and In a way
rgetpble, and to hat fadrd and shrank
lika autumn leaves.
Oac Punilsy morning they were a'ng
Ing aorrte fugue composition, by I know
Pot a bom. How well that music suit
ed Pi. Mark'! The constant Inter
rhertpa of vault and vault, rttpokt and
capoia, enlamn and colnmn, bandlnf
a the Ir aaergka to one another; the
Kinging tip of aew drlalla gatlierrd
al once Ir to tba grest general balance
Cf !t.e, fortv. all tills Mrnie to
AM 1'a aattsral olr fa that fugie, M
oprvsa, Ir that continuous revolution
f tbeaia chaalng, anveUrpleg theme
ta awn grata emotion of life ewrlsst
Inf ! Itelng, tet-r.mlng; beronilpf . lie
f. Ttaaaalea af risk.
1 irnualea are r renra disbe, m
Batneel fnna "t-inUle," a mataJ cup,
becaaaa Uy are geaerally Riada la
Ula mold. iUir ruunl or oval
Tbcy are auoiewhat d.m-Mlt ta make,
bwwrver, reauirlag tsutb ear aad
erartits. Tbey ara Itaed wita forra
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A BUTTERFLY CATCHER.
Aa Old Man Chasing the Idlers for the
Rlenest Man In the World.
Chasing butterflies for the richest
man in the world is now the occupation
of one of the most striking looking
characters seen in the streets of Los
Angeles. He is 82 years old, kecn-cyed
straight and vigorous," with the step' and
alertness of a man whose life' has' been
spent out of doors. His name is (Jeorge
W. Dunn, and he has been snaring but-
tertnes since 1849, when he came to the
Ktate, He is a naturalist of the Audubon
type. He knows all the books by heart,
but he knows better than' all t he book of
nature; and has spent his existence turn
ing its leaves. He has searched the fields
and forests of all the Pacific Btntes, of
British Columbia, lower ' California;
Mexico and South America, and has 12
times tramped over central America
always after plants and Insects.
Over at Trig, England, lives an old
man who is chiefly known to the world
because Of his immense wealth, but who,
if he were poor, would be famous be
cause of his researches and knowledge
as a naturalist ITeH Baron'de Roths
child, and at Trig he has a large three
atory building, which he is filling with
entomological specimens. He heard of
Mr. Dunn some time ago, and has em
ployed him to make a collection on the
coast of Mexico. Dunn has already sev
eral thousand butterflies ready to ship
to Anust Belmont at New York, who
will forward thetai to Trig. Each is
placed Iq a three-cornered envelope, ao
arranged that the delicate inclosure
cannot be Injured. In a few days be will
leave for Revlla Oigedo, on the east coast
(ft Mexico. He haa an Indefinite com
mission, and wilt be a lobg time com
pleting the baron's collection. As he ap
pears certain to be good for half a century
more of life, he doea not nead to hurry.
Indeed, he says the philosophy of life
ia this live slowly. San Francisco Ex
aminer. A Subterranean City.
The "City of the Salt Mines" ia altu-
atcd several hundred feet below the
surface stWeilicaka.Oalacla. This won
derful subterranean city haa a popula
tion or over 1,000 men, women and chll
dren, scores of wlioin have never Been
the light of day or the earth's surface.
This remarkable city has its town hall,
a theater and its assembly room, as
well as a beautiful church, decorated
with stutura, all being fashlonad from
pure crystallised rock salt. It haa well
graded streets and epacloua squalen,
all well lighted with electricity. There
are isolated cases In this underground
city, where not a single Individual in
three or four successive generation
haa ever seen the sun or has any lib a
of how people live on the outside of the
earth. Their rock salt houses are said
to te perfect sanitariums, and the av
erage longevity of tha denieos of the
City of the Salt Mine" ia said to ex
ceed that of tlie aurfare InhabltaDta of
tiallcl.- hlmgo Chronicle.
A QUEER INCUDATOR.
Oae That la t'sed ta rlatek Oat Mtaraaee
foe Bipeiieasalal farpseea.
A firm In Itrgrnt street, tondon,
rjiakra a businraa of batching oul arti
ficial birds, chlckana and the lika, and
tha Incubators adapted for their ta-
rloua purawa ara lined up against tha
aidra of tba long room. 1 bey alto
tatke Infanta tha I are prjtaturrJ,y bora
and by keeping Uiem ta a certaia aad
Bnvarylng temperature, and giving
them proper nourishment, develop
them Into healthy and lusiy babiea.
Perhaps tha atrangeat of all their
many appllancra for batching living
organ Urns la their biological Incubator.
Here art "cultivated" whole "colonic"
of deadly micro! for pur-poaea of hao
trrkiluglral invewtlgslkoa Bad e.pert
RkfltiL Tba cholera laclllua, tba arariet fever
mlr-rr-wciia, lb lepraaj and tubercu
losis bacilli ami dueena of other vari
etVa of these pcsUferoo Hula acgaa-
I etna proper eta tbctnaalvta la the
forcing bouawa wltk marvektae rapid
Ity. They ara grow an araall leewag.
thaped pieyww of tatatiaa, and a frtf
Meal tba alia of a f)aarVrr aafSc to
main tain a "colony" f M.aoOoo et aui
trnl.
Thla particular laeabatc U UmUtmt
bf to lork of Lha llee4 ovwlgn and
traait Intricaia wmmtneUi and, la
Ww of (ha twrrlbla raaulta Uat Balgbl
aasaibly follow froW aa BDauUaorieed
aietblliiif w ith lt grew soma eoataata,
tha precaiiUna ar-ema a b"lty ftewto
aarjr one - Inrlanali Faqulrer.
( eae4e'e Sse Mm,
IVtrf llraseseit, rf HHee lUvCT, C aa,
detUiignwh blinaelf bini tins agv ljr
carrying off prireaat tbersHiaty fair f-ar
cii.l.rti !, crtsr'terf. ibetfautb, ate,
and tha Hera published rafrapta
an t aaaHa'e w Mea." Tta ta a rival
Is ni la Oti la frvrwterw ta
,lyia ejiartilca, attinay.ar otaar boytab
sHa. ftmtk t4 Uiat vwa tsa4 a gi
"lb rlrla ami aurrava Uirat la tba uar
vf the tiee.ila. On day tea Atfal
mUh pill bog la bead, aad aaciaiaael:
ra rvda tfca irroa dHlgbtfl im t
!';'. item " fta btMbl fntU a BttfH
b,iira .kea af wae k sti! fta
khd )l a t tartly did plat eriif
awl fenre aorb, bat Wtesi trf bajad at
fl Isn.,!) htillikerf. Ile Baaraabf gt
i r B'tHal-laat fara, aad !
Iicg f-rvernia be bia girl frtoraia avera
tt.e , irf liia flfcfvra, l! b ar In
u rt .t ia dWpratt art a4 asaraa bia
brd l) n.l iv' krlrg an4 katflif
p-f t".. Ua.l reaa(e a-ei uCsflT !
teMfc-f aaa'-lsaaa.
A GREAT DINNER.
Because Enjoyed ;by a Great Quartette
They Are Still Alive.
The greatest dinner that I ever sat
down to, says Watterson in the Courier-
Journal, consisted of a leg of mutton,
dressed with mustard, a bit of hot
wheat bread, and some fresh butter,
With half a jug of fine whisky to wash
it down. It Was in front bf New Hope
church in the Bummer of '64. Some
one had sent Eustis a leg of mutton.
Sortie cie'had sent Yeatmari a larce
pill box of butter. Bragg, Gen. Polk's
cook, had some flour. Eustis and Yeat
man invited Gov.' Harris and myself.
The governor happeced to bote a key
wntcn ntted tien. rolk'a medicine case.
All of us united in making the robbery
of a' Vial of Irish w hisky, the general
himself being absent, and that was the
dinner! Glorious dinner!
Please God, the quartette still survive
to tell tho tale, which they do when
ever they meet and can get an audi
eno. 'Eustis is in Paris, ambassador;
tb-5 same cool, self -possessed man in di
plomacy he used to be tinder fire; able,
brave and lazy. Harris touching the
eighties Is the dashing, brilliant,' Im
petuous boy he was 32 years ago and,
silver or gold, or neither, I look to
ward him as1 1 write! Yestihan.obtru-
'sive only In his oourr.ge on the battle
field, lives the life of cultivated leisure
and Unambitious rusticity which de
lighted him most when he wo both
younger and richer than he is, though
he still has his ancestral acres.
That wu a dinner. j
NO AUTOGRAPHS FOR
HER.
Servant
Olrl Had No Use for the Cheek
Bhe Received.
A certain family, whose home la in
tlie suburbs of London, have In their
employ, soys Amusing Journal, a
cook, whoe ways B4-e invariably ao
methodical and tu-rcookiiigao near per
fect inn that, were she to leave her pres
ent home, one-half of the mlBtreasea In
tha di trlct would be cuger to secure
her servicen. Never by any cliunce has
tlinner ticen lata at the Myrtle villa, or
the joint under or over doncneltJicrhns
any policeman crossed its threehoid.
But, treasure that she U, ehe come near
to making a change of residence at the
close of her very first month's stay.
On the raurn'nff of the day upon
which her wagw liccame due, her nils-
trcaa rcqucled her to step Into the
st udy, where her master wsa waiting to
pay her. In a few moments she runhed
from tlie rduily to tlie Kitchen, where
she had left h'-r m'streea, and In lege.
time than It hnUcs to narrate hiwl
givcji tluit natonlshrd lady n4ice.
"lUit ahatevnr Is the matter, Mary?
Inquired her ml In. "What has
your mutc said or dune to annoy
you?"
"He hasn't mid nuthln," replied
Mary, aa rfha flourished a check In tier
mlatrena' face, "but he'a on'y given me
Uiia for a month's al every. Not me; I
ain't no oHjgraph colN tor, 1 ain't."
LEGAL ADVICE FREE.
Qtvea ta a lawyer bf Jaag a Bag a la Self-
llerease.
If er is a atory told by a bright young
Cincinnati lawyer on one of bis older
and leaa acintillating friends, aaya thf
Cincinnati Tribune:
Tba older attorney was pleading a
raaa before Judge Sage, and bad talked
Incessantly fur two hour. lie bed
gone over and over tha ground and np
Into the air and dow a below the surfeca
of the question, until H seemed aa if
nothing aaa left for bint to aay. lie
bad talked aad talked until moat of tha
listener were either asleep or wlahed
I hey were, ' and thoae wbo war atUI
awake wera about malt lag ap their
talada to riaa la their mlgbt aad throw
chairs tod things at bim, wbea tudderf
ly aad Waepeci-dly tha taur-wtadad
laaa atof pd abort and roughed.
"1 aUould lib a glaaa of water," said
hm to the court attendant, and tha ma
dMMpprarad to gt It for bim.
For a Momeat Uiere was a long -draw a
aig b frota tha liatrarra, and thea Julge
Haga leaned forward to the young law.
yar a ku let la tba atory, aad wbiepenerti
"Vtby doa't yon tall your frlead, Al
fred, that It la again! tba law la ran a
wladenUI alth water?"
CALVE FftAISES AMERICA.
Bare Bfca ! rre'ee It ta Aef Caea-
rf Mat Mar sa
M ana. (Je la aa btl to tba Aroerl
ana ba aba la ia Parts aa tbry ace to
bar ha aha la la York, aaya ltr
per Weekly. f4ba baa heea talkiag tsta
raiialaa rpartrr about L'Anrbta,
ad aaaarea bim that ll ia aa rtx hanU
ad dreanslika awaatry, to a bkra. If aha
r not Fru b, aba uM wti ta b
loaf. Kha brags baalantiily ta ber
roaatryavea aWvl aar n!a ag
inquea, antll areaaea aa wMa aa tba
( berapa tlyaeaa, Loclrred H eifier
lara lo or tbrea timet a big H aa the
ball-tiara la wra, and brtitint witr,
e'ertrle iNrhta. F.sea more wataaly ra
pralara tha remarkable d h pitt at ff
aur arliilic laKlarta. wh'vh rrrv
trtii to g fi w rg to thrir u
lmprraeata anal to n,ur ret be t it-le-r
axt-1ir f kthiri Heal. Ml
t e. ll aerate, Ism U.l f Per ta tttf
tHer that after e.eg.i.f m rrs la
Aarii hardly lsie fik brlf
a a Par is. a lUr. I ) sa)a eh
ava path ra with lrr,arw, f-rl aa at,
ra t" t site a paUc, ra Va f
w4 an irYB-Ja. Wtf,4t.(f U
I t H'taa. . .