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PAPER
A HOT NUMBER--
fa Heppner Vazetle. ' Without
it the Heppner hills would appear
dry and barrets People read it;
business men advert is t in it.
OFFICIAL
A LARGE NUMBER....
Of Morrow County's citizens read
the Heppner Gazette. Xoi much of
an authority on agriculture or poli
tic!, but true to the interests of its
neighbors.
'15
FOURTEENTH YEAR
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, eW0Bfeillee?
WEEKLY KO. 7H'
SEMI-WEEKLY NO 48 '
SEMI WEEKLY: GAZETTE.
BTJINED BY TREES.
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report '
A Graveyard That Was Ov )rrun
fCBURHSD
by Loousts.
Tuesdays and Fridays
BV
'HE PATTERSO PHBlMSft COMPANY.
The Place Became So Choked Vp
by
the Kank rowth That There
Wee Mo Room for Llv- '
Ins; or Dead.
I
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MM
Just Received!
I'
PATTERSON,
PATTERSON.
Editor
Business Manager
At 4J.50 per year, $1.28 for six months, 75 Ota.
for three moo cm.
Advertising Rates Made Known on
Application.
THIH PAPER is kept on tile at E. C. Uake's
Advertising Agency, 64 and 65 ; Merchants
Exohangs, San Francisco, California, where eou
Taeta for advertising can be made fur it. '
0. R. & N. -LOCAL CARD.
Train leaves Heppner 10:45 p. m. daily, except
Sunday. Arrives 5:00 a. in. dally, except Mon
day. West bound passenger leaves Heppner Junc
tion 1:11 a. m.; east bound 1:33 a. m.
Freight trains leave Heppner Junction going
east at 7:45 p. m. and 9:10 a. m.; going west, 4:30
p. m. and 6.15 a. m.
United States Officials.
Piesident. ..... ......
Vice-President. -
....Graver fTIeveland
...... Ad ai Stevenson
Richard 8. Olnej
John O. Carlisle
. ....E. K. Francis
Daniel 8. Laniont
.....Hilary A. Hnrbert
...William L. Wilson
Jndaon Harmon
Secretary of Slate
Beoretary of Treasnry
Secretary of Interior. . i.-. .
Secretary of War
Secretary of Navy
Poetinaiter-General. . .... .
Attorney-General
Secretary of Agriculture..
.J. Sterling Morton
State of Oregon.
Governor .' . . . W. P. Lord
Secretary of State .-. H. K. Kinoaid
Treaearer Phil. MeWnhan
Snpt. Pnhlio Instruction .....O. M. Irwin
Attorney General .........C M. Idleman
u , . ... id. W.McBrida
- - J. H. Mitohel
OTIS
A. W.
' r . 1 Finger Hermann
W. H. Kuia
Printer , W. H. Leeds
( K. 8. Bean,
Sntirnms JndsesA.. 4 F. A. Moore.
. ( C. K. Wolverton
. Elxth Judicial District,
Cironit Judge ....Stephen A. Lowell
I'roMcuting Attorney .a.
Morrow Connty Ottoials.
aoint. Senator - A, W. Gowan
Reoraaentative... J. N. Brown
tkjuntyjndge A. G. Bartholomew
' Commiasinners J. B. Howard
J. W. BeokeU.
" (Mark J.W.Morrow
- Sheriff K. L. Matlock
" Traaanrar Frank Gilliam
- tawx J. r. Willis
Snrveyor., J. W. Hnroor
" Hohool Bnp't Jy W. Shipley
" Coroner B. F. Vaughan
tpmi town orrumu.
etator Thos. Morgan
f! ninnilman P.. 8. Horner. K. J.
Sloeum, Frank llncara, Geo. Conner, frank
Gilliam, Arthur Minor.
Kenorder F. J. Hal ook
Traaaarar E. L. Freeland
MersUal ..A. A. Roberta
Precinct Ofleerp.
JaaMnanf ttia Paana W. K. Kichanlmn
Constable. N. B. WheUUms
United Sutra Lead Omeere.
ma niLLii. on.
J p. s Hoeiater
A. H. Bums Baoaiver
t.A aaAHDBL on,
H.F. Wtlann Raslalsr
J. H. Bobbins Reoeivar
EOltXT BJOOI-BrXJEeJ.
RAWLINS POST, MO. IL
G.A.B. ,
Meats at UsnriM, Or the Iset fUtordar of
each month. Ail veterans are Invited to )oin.
C-CBooa. Geo. W. HaiTM.
Adiotant. tf Commander,
D.J. McFaul, M. D.
OFPICM
Ar MM. H. Welch's Residence.
' Klgbt Ulrphone mnnretlon with
tbe l-alaca UoVal.
E. L FREELAND,
W C0LUCTI0HS,
wwirit INSURANCE,
ilf ABSTRACTS.
U. S. LAND COMMISSIONER.
. Land flllnga'aad Final Proof Tektn,
STLNOGRvrUEH. NOTiRT PCBUCL
Kaiionai m oi Mm
PKXLAKO. It.
Praaleaat
HinilOP,
Cakir.
TlUSSACn 1 GEXDUl BASklN'6 BCSLVES
COLL.KOTIONS
HU o favoreiJe Term.
EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD
UEITNEB. tf OBKOOS
Ontario-Hums Sto Lie
BlMflSil'uTEBEUll
H. A. WILLIAMS, P'Of,
osTAHionunsx
levee Iteree Daitf el P. sad ar-
rteee at Ooterie pa 41 Mere.
Sinqlo Fnre $7.00,
Hound Trip $10.00
fa Tkc fraM ti eMt f pmed.
bVRSB-CASYvS
la a-itms S.ilr . ,,r eaara
pi iim ,tr
M rts irtP '" h4M4. I
up ua inmw, fiiarrl '-m e4 la
pta et are,
V.'anted-ftn Idea S53
p. as r ewe i-f --ef J
Wrmm' " m
a ass
We have just received a
Large Line of Ladies' and
Misses Jackets and Capes
In
First. National Bank
OF HEPPNEtt-
A. RHCA,
President
Vioe President,
Cashier
Ass't Cashier
T. A. RHCA,
GCO. W. C0N9CR,
W. SPCNCCR,
Transaiis t Genera! Bankiog Business.
EXCHANGE
On all parts ot the world
Bought and Sold .
Collections made on all nointa oa
reasonable Terms.
Biirulns ami nndWMed PmIIU, tSS.OOO.OO.
STOCK BtANDS.
While roe aaep font eabearlptfaie ni4 Bp re
eae keep roar brani ia freeof sssiis,
Bnra. P. O.. RamMMr. Or. Harass, f lei left
honliari iwlUa. aaote aa left Kip.
(tiafln. H.. Uardmaa. Or.-Hnteas btnaitad
-i am ruht Mb. I auia braodwt Me ana Alau
brands 1 1 oe tma riant ialni aaiu aaa-e
brand oa rint abunWMr, see cat iB ere o
rUUeer.
Conk. A. JJianaOr. Rnraas. Vtm riaHtaboal
dar. Caiiia, aaMaa rtahtkipt eae Basra eqaare
erop oi tetl eed split ia nhb .
IXmcUM. W M. (Mkrwep. OrTettle. R Dan
riM da.aailnw4urk la
aa laft nip.
Civ. TVnila.Or.-f1iraa twasdedtXI
a urt phaaidatj, eatUe name ea MUlp. aoi
im nht ear.
rtnrMiae, U A Repeater, 0-(aUs. Lf as
riant hipt noraae iih bar aadae ea rtakl
. U.-m " " -
M J aa Am mth HkhIW: aaMte n iM I mm
M,rM hip. mlmt aaWtnt ia tmt ear. itate la
Mvtfwe enaatp.
inina. Falls. lne. Or Jim . MwUT
tart euai aauta, Hettt kip, nndar half
amp la IM" and aout a Ian ear
laiu K W. Ravpnar. Or-Rnraas bxae
INI ap laft nip aattieaaaMead mrmm mt Ml
aan nadar ekioa oa the riant
arU4. W . 1 . alnaat Taunt. Ov- L -e
tuenp nantaad tmt avt-a. evaiio f ark la bfl
ear and ap fttM aa. Mofaaaaaaw
avaad an tan anoaklar . aaap as trrut swats.
Lrua. j. Ot,-Pi Lm UK nip
a aaUMk avup a4 w4it e rtarnt mmt. Hat
aaaaa brand oe Mat anoaMte. Maape tore
Uahap.i. W tH'f- M -W e Weadad
L aad 4 mi Ut afc.-autM'i aaMta aae aa Mt
kip, (Vila wm riW are, Um aula la raM
aa
Miner, 0r. aniak
Dee
rt4jaik.p.pf m tmn hmi.m.
l,, P H-t it. r -II a, M)
pa Ml Xm rwlla omm Imti kip.
l.4. t. W.. hlaa. IM i ImmU aa M
InMvi MHMaaxa Kalil hit.
rrW k Umma. Merdaaaa.tfc.-Boraa If sP
fM. J. Hlalia'.Or. Hvaaa. it
parM) m uri tm.mtmrt aaula, eaate e kaf kip.
pWW Mi la anrk mmr.
i. PJ . Mpar. nt -nmmtmt, IV as
lalUa, (I aa HM nip..
i
K . nrar. I. 'Villa C an
tat mT a"t la Mt fmm.
i kiaaaa W t et alnHaiar,
mi. J , A. lij I t - H waaa. aa
tmnim. I aa afl ! Iitar.
let
Tw a , ae IH. all aapMal T
ke tmrmUtt. b 111 111 aaUJe l aa left kp
n m i, mum.
tboMi, H. a . l-ea (it - Mieaa
Bt ..-..,! aa h-tattAe; s anaw
uaiKa'm. W, I , n,t.., I
paanet If aa) I .! atalaWi aaiii
mmmUr trim S a) iM kp aaH l-M nt,
f r--e -.'--I b4 ta l-l er. eW p ia St
i uh pnadiiea
PJ1
rr r Pills
t immw ..
ptiac pa a4HiiMtirtai aaaaa
tiat aa tumt at Saaa MP at- s aat ima.
tie
Ladies desiring anything! in this line will, do
.11,. n 1 -t
Well to call early and
betore tne assortment is
We Have ir) These
ties langiQg
$2 to
M Ubll I kliHIMII,
Ksblblte tha Trae Knlfbtlir Spirit A
Lesaoa la Conrtear.
She was an old German woman. 'o
one knew where she was going, but evi
dently some distance, for she carried
an enormous bundle wrapped in news
paper and containing her personal ef
fects. Supernatural gifts ot second
sight were not necessary to discover
the last fact, for hardly had the old
woman entered the tran before th
contents of her package were exhib
ited to the view of the other travel
ers. Newaaprrs have their uses, but
fhey were never intended for wrap
ping parcels. The strain snd the heat
of the poor old creature's arms bad beea
too much for it. There waa a sound
like tbe outburst of a long pent-up
sigh, followed by a nho-er of nest but
plain garment of frmininenearingap
I'srrl along the a Me, and ripple of
laughter which traveled rapidly down
the rer. Everyone waa Interested. That
t.rws ,rr ass gene, the enn teats el
the package a ere ersUered. What w at
the owner going to do? She d.d not
know any better than the other pan
sngers, and It waa no laughing mat
ter for her. Just then s man, bo bed
lrea intently reading bis paper, hmkert
up seal took n tbe situation at a g'anoe
He areas nulrtly, putdowa bin paper
and stepped into the el ale. One after
the other he took up the different arU
eles, rolled them into tight little. bun
dies, look hia on paper and wrapped
them neatly in It. tied together the
tiroken string and hsnded the unman
her parksge In ansny tlmrs la-lUr eyn
dillon thsa it waa beare. Kite was not
diffusive In her thsnka, but her grati
tude a shoa-a In her faee. "Oh. tank
ton, air; tank roe, air," the said, as
she eat dna-n, eanilieg happily, hep re
jprpnated handle rateped tightly ia her
arms again.
. TmHaV riaaaaf fiallaep. -
Dteera la the take of Kami, aar Al
ba no, hare foun4 at the bottom pf the
lake, to feel from the sharp, the 4eaa-
ara galley 1a whlrh ).mmr Tiberius
held hie eegtea. It tutl Peesae V be
deenratest stria tree ess aa4 Menei
They haee hrmight ap heanaa head a.
a wolf and lion, targets mills laeertp
tioaa and ringa for the dm ka. Cardlaal
Tolnaaa tried it bout aueeepp to pa.
ewtep the galley In the I Jib peatery,
and another attempt waa PMsde at tbe
hagtaalag ef this eentury, he ansae
large eroeea anils were brought ep,
If poar (hUdrea art aal'jeet te apnea
eteb tt the Are pyataseas of I be dia
paee he ai pea pp. If Cbenbavlaia't
Couth fUaMdy te gteea as aona as tbe
ebibf haena.ee hers k) app ill aepeeet
a st ark. tree aftpe the rrnapy eonp h
bee Pf pea red the etteeh rase eieepe he
aspppalaaj hf ite( IM rpsaed f. It la
aiee rpsalaebie l ealde aaxl ebnap-icg
vegh. ea4e b; 0eet A If k,
aeve area e aaaee petesaaa aeeae dae
the fai am m4 aate aoaetep taaa saae ea
aajaetlp laSlaaed 4mrma SPe peat theae
Peeee a pea ibe weal erara A tsaaaph
nsaeae oap ssaaa aeeral etsleeaa. tbesr la
kstasaa baa a baaa psaeeiiallp daeappped.
-aakaSar'e teesee p4 pa
Pnv t To fATawnrm.
Iase aBt an he aitae4 pppraneaAee
Je!f let. All t-fiee fiHp sa pay t
- KMb PI eeoa laealfe Weefbsp e,U be
tttPS.
Uwria Uumt A R'Ataa CeV
I I
make their selections
broken.
Goods fill Quali
ir) Price fron)
$18.
ww l a. mi
How the Bookkeeper tlot Ilia KaTaafa
ea the Slaagf Meeaaop-ap.
This la the story of a crunty book'
keeper and a bad, bad messenger boy
The bookkeeper is employed in a large
Chestnut street house. The messenger
boy ia a part of the mighty service of
the Western Union Telegraph company,
says the Philadelphia Record. The boy
crawled into the ofllce where the book-
kreier net at hia desk early yesterday
morning and axked for Mr. C the
head of the firm,
tlot a menaage?"
"No," said the Imy ; "a maa asked Bie
to come here and pee If he waa In."
"Well, he's out," anapped tbe book
keeper.
. Til watt," said the boy.
"Whot for?" Inquired the other.
Tat fur," retorted the boy, quickly,
The bookkeeiirr looked lawk for
minute, then he said: "All right, wait,"
and went on with his work. Tbe bo)
est down and liegnn to whistle "I'aradl
Alley." He fidgeted around and aaag
a bit just to U ase the Unikkeeper. The
latter iald no attention to him. The
boy grew weary after aa hour or
and finally he naked:
"Hoy. v. hen's de mala guy dis pli
romln' ImckT"
"IVin't know," said the Ixmk Weeper,
without I aiklng up.
"W here's 'e air" asked the boy.
"In Kurotie," said the other.
. 1 hra the bed boy uaed language that
thoroughly iitou-d hia laMlneae aad
made 1 1 nereaeary for the pirrtep
eject him.
WHY Mt fLT PROUa
I elf tal'if P a ilk ! Infrai
tm'f niiaaeapeara.
ste
He ia the votinK inna who write the
newepnta'r Klvrriiarmi-Me for a large
merrprt:) firm, sit j a the Ikroit r"ree
Preae, I'e wrllee thm wrll, to, pad
rrijo- s I'fe ri a the iiritilrge rf a men
Wi.t hS IH aully Pi ei hlmaelf
1 1 l.'j I'liaineaa. Arming I uintier of
fl'rmts with whi m he wrs Islklng ess
ore skies hifig neiislptenc rkee It
I 11 te for hie te sey thines whleh
would te rrarnlrd from mhrr persons.
"llarrms to oi," rrpaarkrd the friead,
"that yon are a lurkt ia-r aim."
"Wi II," w aa the reply, -that Is hat the
ensloue elwste aat of li'l whe make
aur rae of lilrrsturp. I bs no d'iptit
Dial rr-mark has lieea made af nearly
enery titan who hss worked hard aad
finally imaia-red."
m n. arrm to tkp a rather nerloas
pars if jnur ral'li e "
"I hate to. It m ana shore and aeek
tea ard ..iuie rn.t pd Itiree rnests
day and lute of othrf i tbipgs that
Tske I tr .lermfit "
"m,!I. I ik n't it, ak tf ry merh to
! ( tend ( "
Tnhsis pot I sfuff! with fn
aelf ralerm ff) P Sf ! hep '
"Witt, t'. a eri.- ,.f eiiiopi.opj has
nil. .1.1 ll'ol.i d .Ii ! Uli.nl
' ilat'a it ii.- f 4 . Ai 1 1
I4 U .e t I. l,.i ill -(4 I i, ' lllt-t
I atrf mi v e i4 I, iii 'ft an us
When .sle,e-re 1 llnrti Wltil'l
f ief' t a'k lb s'leela ba a
leg f a di. t i!l )e I eas t h-l( Pit
ting p littia ffewt PPI t Milg-bt jesd
stPHsi rits'f
tateerb t erad.
Health PSa Meet le"b Pai
tdmi k I Cauifb tUaaaJy. fftsp
In 1788, when tbe old revolutionarv
sailors living on the New Worcester
plantation, across the Fenobecot from
Bangor, wanted to get the place incor
porated and applied for a charter, they
intended to cail the town Orangetown,
in honor of Orangetown, Md., but the
early education of the man who drew
up the petition had been so badly neg
lected-that when he wrote the docu
ment he spelled the word Orrington,
and ia this manner was a good town
name born from very poor orthography.
During the 108 years which have passe!
since then the people have made very
few blunders. They not only know
what they want, but they go it with a
get-there impetuosity which generally
wins success.
In fact, some citizens of Orrington
can be trnthfully charged with having
too much eal. One resident a wom
an, bearing the name of Baker has
made herself famous for all time by a
little act of thoughtful kindness that
would never have been noticed hnd.it
been done in most towns. Mrs. Baker,
though she lived and died years before
Secretary Morton was known, was a
firm believer in Arbor day. She set oat
uch native trees as she could find grow-
ing on the hm. and sent .way to
that
had lately Come over from Europe.
One spring morning In the fourth
decade of the present century, a coaster
earac in from Uortro, having a few trees
on board billed to Mrs. Baker. Among
them was a rare species known as the
honey locust. The agent who sold it to
her praised it rery highly, saying it
had large raoemee of fragrant white
flowers and beautiful pendulous foliage,
making it a most suitable ornament for
a cemetery. In addition to these qua!
itiea, It waa thrifty and perfectly hardy,
and could he either grown aa a hedge
or trimmed to a single trunk
Following the printed Instruction,
which came with every tree, she planted
her honey locust iu the family lot in
the old Chapln cemetery on the road
from Orrington Center to Orrington,
No tree ever kept its contract more per
fectly than that honey locust. It
waxed big and strong in thedry, gravel
ly soil, and raised 'up many offspring,
all of which grew wonderfully. Fifteen
years later, when Mra. Itaker laid down
the cares of life, she was put to rest In a
beautiful grove of her own planting.
Around her grave the wild cypresa gn-w
In rank yellow profusion. Aliove it the
red cinnamon row bloomed all through
the aummer months, and over these the
rare honey locusts swayed their fra
grant blossoms, until every dallying
wind stole away deeply laden with
weatneea. Surely, if there were ever
place where death waa robbed of Its
terrors, thla was the spot.
Tsrw tenants rame to the little four
acre eenietery aa the years went on,
ine iiarrimana, noted tor iiirtr
strength; the Chapins, famous in
finance; tbe Itakera, with their hand
some children, and several other good
people, having finished thelrwork.e ere
laid away for a long, aweet rest among
the flowers.
The people died, but the boney la
ctate lived. They not only lived, but
took such a joy la living that by IhV)
the sexton complained bitterly about
tli tough route of tlie lorust ti
which he waa forced to cut off In order
to dig a new grave. In former veers.
wth a spade and a pirkax, he could dig
a good grave in about four house. Now
he bsd to take aa aa and a crow bat
alonif, and when he had dug a grave hi
found the w hole day waa tiaed up. Set
i owners oi burial riots tiist were
Inclosed with erpenaive fence, as well
Sm tboae w bo hid erected stones or mon
u meats, com pis in td aWul the preve.
Irneeof locust treea, saying tbe tangled
growth concealed the grates. The lots
were tbh-kete ef bruahwrnid, and nen
the ,eemepry pa lbs grew up m that
men had to swamp aew roads whenever
a body was interred oa the further aide
of the iorkauire.
About the time the war rUawd the
reai.lenU eroke wp to tbe fart that thetr
beseufut cemetery had been trsna-
fortned Is to a wilderneaa, filled with
brambles aad ooiloae thorns. Some
Biade onslaughts tin the trees, r leer
ing Indlvklual Me bee aad there,
a bleb at cetee grew tip to young lo
enat t reea f men mole oa the Purer la i roed
lots. Meetings of lot ew here were brhl,
mt node Unite plan ef arte was adopt
Pl. Meeerwb le Ihe ka uala grew aad
eiitraiye to lb cemetery became eiorr
difflrplt pverr yenr. fhoctly pfter I
ase teamed that the lorn a eniM not
be erailleeled the survivors b'irsn ti
take up their dead and move tlem to
other e pie levies. fVime went to Mill
Creek, M here to frrrtpgtna v.llnpe, ait
at ill Mhepp to Uv klllalile Jml4 st Rftiw's
Coraer. Hfnre HI" maily etert laaly
an ap sad swsy, 1 hra the town voted
to per fiie the reattoaal of tbnea wboest
frb-ade bed pl died r moved away
and Ihe grave digiera went ail over lie
snl
1 he work e ae dime well mm b l-t-
ley tbea IN aversg nf eerh jute, at ill
It te aald 1 1. at e.rrte a,p nr a) U,l e
etP peter fMnt T la nl, !
grew pel PerMIr Sl one etirtt grt
Pre-p-ra INhI Ibe lie of l r i, , urn)
ilea ap to ftrtB wmel and .,n.-a.
( hSf'tp eeraeteey has leep almi.dotaad
fwf Pkvtp than 11 )sit Tba l Uste
are to ft high aal eup-l as tu rklr ae
lionpe ra reta-w 7by an ll,,.f bupl.ly
oeey the Uale that tl.ne la no r-exn
ft the Rtiag et the deed -Uii.e)
I'M. ioernal.
A ajaataet rkaaaptaew.
Mrt fS'li'S Vt ,1) ir, tnfl iSewf
rUolop-rspVe Ob merer, ,! I'm
aet gaikf le n e lU pw.re nkt
at iktWaeVrl f i"ima
Afraid of Germs.
"Yes, I've , broken my engagement
with Miss Prettyman," declared Jones,
sorrowfully.
"Have a quarrel over a philopena?
inquired his friend.
"No; it was no sudden .decision, but
the result of mature deliberation. I
can never marry that girl."
"Why?, She seemed. to be absolute
perfection and, just suited for you in
every way." '
"Well, probably she-is, but I couldn't
stand it. You know hex , father is a
bacteriologist who doea nothing but
study wiggletailsi through a spyglass
and talk about bacilli. .Every , time I
started to kiss the girl she. would say:
Excuse me, but you might have the
germs or tuberculosis on your lips,
and Bhe would swab her mouth with a
handkerchief wet with carbolic acid be-.
fore. I could kiss her. I'll just be evei-
lastingly hornawoggled if I marry a
girl who has to disinfect herself every
timq she wanU to kiss. V-Sai) Francisco
Post.
Japi Are Pond ef a Jake, -
The skill of Japanese juggiefa is il
lustrated by a recent incident at
a Japanese , dinner, where one , of
them was employed to entertain
the . opmpai:y,. . a foreign.' guest-. de.
termined' to have no ..optical, . de
lusions about what the juggler did. lie
never let hie glances be distracted, and
waa nut once off hia guard. Noticing
this, .the eld juggler played, to him en
tirely. . An immense porcelain vase
was brought in and set in tbe middle, of
the room, and the old juggler, crawling
up, let himself down into it slowly. The
skeptic then sat for half an hour with'
out tokinjr nia eves from, tne vase.
which he liad first been convinced was
sound and firm and stood on no trap
door. After this nrolonord watch, the
rest of the company aasailed him with
laughter and jeers, and pointed to hia
side, where the old juggler waa seated
fanning himself, and had been so seated
for some minutes. London Tlt-Blts.
PERILOUS bilUATION.
Hardreeks It arvewly Escapes e kesae with
His Wife. .
I see," said Mra. Ilardrocks, aa abe
crumpled up her morning paper, "that
you are advertising for a typewriter."
"Yes, her himband replied. "I had to
come to It. My business kt of such
nature that the pen won t do any
more."
Humph!" hia loving wife returned
eturing at him hard. "And I see that
you say in your advertisement : 'Miast
not lie t old, and tmmt come with
good pimply of ribbons.' I witut to
know what you mean by putting such
things in the paprr over your name.
aim II lie Uie one to divide whether your
typewriter is too old or not and wheth
ir she has enough ribbons or not. Have
you ceased to care for tne that you can
delilierately"
"Porlor nie for lnterrup4ng you
Angelina," said Mr. Hardrocka, "but I
m nt-Tly ailvrrtlslng for a typewrit
ing iiiai-hlnev no the other kind."
"Oh!" the lady retorted, "I boinyoil
ilot.'t think it makes any dlfTerene to
me whether yon have a tyjiewriter or
md, or what kind of a one you get."
'Oh! deer, no! I ronldu't think that
for a minute," Mr. Hardmcka returned,
I know that you are one of the Hinet
nrnailile little wonvo ia tSe prurkl, anil
that you have the confidence In me
that I di-eerte. Of course. If you don't
think I ought to have a typewriter,
why, I'll not get one. I guewe we could
worry along In the old-fashioned way."
".Not fur the world," hia wife said
aa she kiaacd klra at the door. "You
must hee one, dear; and get any kkud
you want,"
T,y Jove!" amid Hardmrka to him'
self, after ha had aeeisred a neat la the
car, "I'm elnvsU sorry now that I en
gaged that litUe bra ae4U."Clev aland
narws-llerald.
AMtHICAN PANTOMIMK.
t'levee rieaaa Are Merd le Seen ra.nBa
wll-haaaa rerfaeaaaee.
A loiiionrUon brlween Fnelish a id
Aineriiwii anloniime will rmull favor
ably In many iiertlrulars fr the Amer
keu. tieaauae nuirlty is aailly lark In.
In the fiirmer. nays pa eketiangp. T.M
Knglisb rlmsn anskes his spprarsnee m
Dm aiage with a "llrre we sre again
with a irrtsinty that only equals th
lining of death snd rent iksy, Huui
ty liumpty, toluiidi.nr, Ihe po c. Rm
ami sll other funny ptople sre ss stere
oypn ss three mrsla a day, and out
1 01 win arrtiaa t be w atrr hmh Wptn I hem
a Mb fHirn-eyed salimtahmepit year
after year, wllh assutrleat that berth ra
11a Ibe ri-la-uliHia. If the name la l s
were fullwweal ly iHirveytiraof Ihnl ela
of enlrruinttient here, how lorg would
It laslT With the Amer tree InawMahl.-
thirst fur novelty wp should say l.qt p
very short lime,
i'entnrrtlmiete like the fs items f,r'.
msbll and lieeel fsra'ltepdoaot B-iari,),
rt'fw, ami the fisnlomlme njttpM eombln
gresl PpevlS'plsr feslprep and Ir
prnioiiS it r 1 ire a SS we pa er nd ele
ments. Pantomime hat nf b
eeaafiilly Pnsrsfted ea Anveeen po I
(.Iker-alse It would be an dial II ul Kin I. -teery
large city la the labd. But wher.
ever It wa well dope It always paid
ll. Years pee Ibe Eeee rsme li
N Yrh prel te.eme ibeereseef tba
V-aep I nnt a. Ibe f lle-f of the fan
It jr. ewiM l the house la- a enar by
aalkieg pioss Ibe Pse. aad eer
feifft Tot. whe wtt the best paoti-
Piipitt 'be tR'el sipies ever pro-
de-d.wssa ri sva-f e rr--v'
I r"aslwaJiea ',
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A. CHECKERED CAREER.
Deplorable End of the Author of a
Beautiful Goaer.
Tbe Cpsi nud liown In the, l.lfe of the i
Compnser of "There's u Lleht In the ,.
Window for Ther-j Uruther," 1
Ouee 80 I'opalais
A few daj's ago an ola man, dressed
in rag-v nppearcd at the city prison in
Coffeyville, Kan., and asKed the jailer .1
to, allow liiin to sleep in one of the
empty cells over night, lie declined
to tell his name, but saiii he had ar-
rived pn a freight train from Texas.
His request was granted. Next morn
ing he was found to be ill and, though
properly taken care of, died four days
later. , A few hours before death. Kays
a Topeka dispatch to the Hoston Her
ald,, he called the jailer to his side and .
told him his name was Eiiwurd lum
bar, and that lie was the umhorof that
beautiful hymn:.'; ''There's u Light in
the Window for Thee, Brother." He ,
waa , buried in the Coffeyville ceme
tery. ' 1 ' '
When Dunbar was a small boy he 1
lived in New Bedford, Mass., and .
worked in a factory. His mother lived
at the foot of the street on which the
factory was located, and, as the lad'a ,
work kept him away till after dark,
she always placed a light in the win
dow to guide hia, footsteps homeward.
One day he took a notion to go to Bea, ,
and off he went on a three years'
cruise. During his absence Ins mother
fell ill and was at death's door. . She
talked incessantly about her boy, and
every night she asked those around
her to place a light in the window ia
anticipation of his return. When she
realized that her end had come, she
aald: "Tell Edward that t will set a
light in the window of lleuven for
hbn.". These were her last words.
The' lad had grown to mnnlinod ere
he returned home, and his mother's
dying message so affected him that ho
reformed and became a preacher. In
the course of his reformation lie wrote
the nong: "There's a Light in the Win
dow for Thee, Brother." The song be
came widely known.
Hev. Edward Dunbar tnurricil a
young woman in New Bedford during
his work in a great revlviil in 1s:m, and
several children wero the result of
this union. The young ilivhin soon
made a reputation as n hrilHiint pulpit
orator, mid tho public was tl.crcf.n-e
greatly surprised when mm brl'fht
Nunduy morning lie skipped the coun
try, leaving his w ifis mid children be
hind. He came to Kuiimis. mid after
snutchiiig 'iruuds from the burning
in iliiTci'cnt )iii 1I1 of the Mute, he went
to Minneapolis ami luy un to i-how the
people tin error of t!n-ir ways,. A irn-at
revival followed and hundred wero
converted.
Mis Eunice Bell Lewis, a ha nd noma
young heiress of Indianapolis, was one
of the converts. Nhe fell In love with
the evangelist and married him iiiraiii-t
the wishes of her fri.-nds Shortly
after the wedding Dunlnir returned to
Kansas to All an engagement at I-cnv-
enworth. While he wan nwav the
friends of the bride, who bad mintruht-
ed the evangelist all along, laid their
suspicions before W. I. Wel.li. now
Judge of the Heeond Judicial district of
Kanass, and Judge Austin Young, who
were taw partners in Mlnnrnolis. and
they took thet-a. The rciuf unitlmt
they soon found evidence aulllcii-ht
to warrant an arn-M. pn-l liunlmr'a
ministerial career was brought to a
clone.
WRITINQ VvTtm MILK.
ohetttate far lab. A rail. hia m
All lasers with Dirt Plaaera.
Ia the course of a trial in France laat
year a letter waa reed fmm a maa
named Tarpln, a chemist, under sen
trace of Ave years' Imprisonment as a
epy, giving directions to a friend with
a flew to establishing a secret ci.rre
poadeaea With him while la prtw.n.
This led Ut an official inquiry on the
subject by Uie French authorities, and
some strange revelations were obteined
from aiime of the cotivku.
It appears, says I'hsmlH-rs' Journal,
thai when Information has to ha con
veyed to a primmer, a formal letter,
containing apparently nothing hut
few trivial facte of a pemonal nature,
ia fianearded to the priaon. TbU i read
by tbe governor, who atampe it, and
tllows It to be banded on to the man
tt whusa It le addreaaed. Tha latter,
however, Is aware that there la another
letter to I read within the linea, this
being written la milk, and la-ing esaily
deelpherable oa Iviag rubbed over
with a dirty finger.
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