OFFICIAL sivAVJis:v PAPER A HOT NUMBER. A LARGE NUMBER. .. 0 Morrow County's citizens read the Heppner Gazette. Not much of - an authority on agriculture or poli tics, but true to the interests of its ' neighbors. lathe Heppner Gazette". Without it th; Heppner hills would appear dry and barren. People read it; business men advert iss in it. . w FOURTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JULY 28, 1896. WEFKLY WO. 7011 . in. -1 GAZETTE. fUBLISHKU Tuesdays and Fridays BY ' THE PATTERSON PDIiUSHING COMPAM. OTIS PATTERSON, . . . Editor A. W. PATTERSON, . Business Manager At $S.50 per year, $1.23 for six months, 75 ots. Cor three moucus. Aduertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS PAPiSB in kopt on file at E. 0. Dake's Advertisina: Agency, 84 and 65 Merchants iSxohangs, San Francisco, California, where oou raots for advertisinx can be made for it. 0. R. & IV. -LOCAL CARD. Train leaves Heppner 10:45 p. m. daily, except Sunday. Arrives 5;00 a. m. daily, except Mon day. West bound passenger leaves Hoppner Junc tion 1:11 a. m. ; east bound i:83 a. m. Freight trains leave Heppner Junction froing east at 7:45 p. in. and 9:10 a. in.; going west, 4:30 p. m. and 6. 15 a. m. oraricx-A-i dibbctost. United States Officials. President Qrover Cleveland Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson 8eo-efary of Htate Richard 8. Olney Secretary of Treasury John Q. Carlisle Beorotary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel 8. Lamont Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert Postmaster-General William L. Wi'son Attnrney-nnerl Jndson Hnrinon Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor W. P. Lord Reoretaryof State Tf. K. Kincald Transnror Phil. Metschan Cnpt, I'nhiio Instrnctiou (J. M. Irwin Attorney Qennral , C. M. Idleman Senators Comtressroan j wTEUiarmanD Printer .'.V. H. Leeds ( 11. 8. Bn. S'ipreine .Indgee i K. A. Mount, 1 0. K. Wolverton Sixth Jnnlchil District. Clrrnit Jud.re Stephen A. Lowell Prosecuting Attorney H. J liean Morrow County Ofllciols. J.'lnt, Senator A, W. Gnvrar, IVorosortHtive. J. V. Krown i'i nutv Jnrlge A. (i. Hartholomew ' Commissioners J.K. Ilowunl J. W. Beckett. " Clara- .T. W. Morrow " Nheriff K. L. Vatlock " Tnwanrsr Frank Gilliam Aswaasor J. f. Willi Surveyor J. W. Flortior " Hahool Sup't Jay W. Hhipl-y " "Coroner B F. V. ughan BEPFNHO TOWS OFFICII. Mejot Tlins. Morgan C"'n-ilinew . H. Horner, K. J. Sloenm, Frank Kovent, Geo. Conner, Frank Gilliam, Arthur Minor. Kwi.iiMer . . . . . J. Hnllock Treaanrer..... K., L. FwUnd Marshal A. A. Huberts Freciar.t Olflrer. Justin of the Peso. .... W. K Kichanloon Constable. N. H. Whetntoue t" el ted Htalea bane Officers. TBI DALLE. OB. 1. 9. Moor It-sister A. 8. hi ! Ueneiver LAORAOS, OK. B. F, Wllaon Hlttr 1.11. Kobbiua lUonlvsr SOKET B9CIETXES. KAWLIND IDHT, NO. IL G. A. II. Mt at Leiington, Dr., Uut bust Katunlny of ark month. All veteran ara Invited Ui Join, t." C. Hoc. Oso. W. Hai-re. Adlotaal, tf Commnnilor. LUMUElt! tTI HAVE FOR "ALE ALL KINO. OF CN dries nl Lumbir. Maaueaol lii'iipuer, al that U known a ui BOOTT SAWMIIilj. FEB 1,900 FEET. ROUGH, " - CLEAR, I too 17 M fF iei4Verfo is nrrmr.K, will add L fit uu per 1,(MI tent, nMlllolial. Th abort quotations art strktlf (or Cash. . L HAMILTON. Prop. National H ol Mr. M. FINLAND, Ell. R. HIHROF. F ml Caiaier. TE.LNS1CT3 A GENERAL BlN'ilNS ECSINESS COkLKCTIOKH Mad tm Favorable Term. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD 0ntario-I5urns Ste Line BUBKS-GHHYOK STA8EUHE M. A. W lliAMS. P-pp oxTAHto.runss tt Ham lUily M rt i. m. o1 r fit t lbUMi ta 42 kotra. Singlo Foro S7.CO. Round Trip $10 OO IH'KS.i rASYOS' t M . r. , f V II W Tt l I t a-4 pwl Srt I it r t -t I - Ma lh ll (f ( I . tt -r 1 1 y (ff (, ik (. art tf II. a Mwl. Ml) h .-4m H t ! If iw i fiSii ; . . tt l.tna' 4t .'f sji l lt t) !. Fm.Ioi i I r v tvmtttfll S) tI.Htl -rt'Viftl.ffc. f'" I",!, :tt,t. (, St M I WEEKLY STOCK BRANDS. While you neep your subscription paid np yen can keep your brand in free of charge. Allyn. T. .. lone, Or. Horses GG on left shoulder; cattle same on left hip, nnderbiton neht ear, and upper bit on the left; range, Mor row oounty. , . Baird. D. W. and son. Horses branded D B nn the left hio; o tie the same on left flank crop off right ear, nndercrop in the left. Range in Morrow County. .... , Rartholamew, A. G., Alpine, Or. Horses branded 1 E on either shoulder. Range in Moi ow countv Hannister, J. W., Hardman, Or. Cattle brand ed B on left hip and thigh: split in each ear. Brenner, Peter. Gooseberry Oregon Horses branded P B on left shoulder. Cattle same on right side. Brosman, Jerry, Lena, Or. Horses branded 7 on right shoulder; cattle B on the left side. Left enr half orop nd right ear upper slope. Barton, Wm Heppner, Or. -Horses, J B on neht thigh; cattle same on right hip; split in each ear. Brown, J. C, Heppner. Or. Horses, oirole with dot m net tor on left hip; oattle, same. Brown, W. J., Lena. Oregon. Horses W. bar over It, on the left shoulder. Cattle Bame on left hip. Boyer, W. G,, Heppner, Or. Horses, box brand on righ' hip oattle, same, with split in each ear. Bore, P. O., Heppner, Or. Horses, P B on left shoulder; cattle, same on left hip. Carsner Warren. Wagner, Or. Horses brand ed O on right stifle ; cattle (three bars) on right ribs, crop and split in each ear. Range iD Grant and Morrow oonnties. Cain.E., Caleb.Or. Y D on horses on left stifle O with quarter circle over it, on left shoulder and on left stifle on all colts under 5 years; on left shoulder only on all horses over 5 years. All range in Grant oounty. Care, Chas. R Vinson or Lena, Or.- Horses H C on right, shoulder; oattle same on right hip. Rancre Morrow and Umatilla eounties. Corrigall. M M, Onllnway, Or Cattle crop out of racl) ear and nnderbit, wattla in forehead; horses half circle 0 on left stifle. Range Mor ow and Umatilla counties. Curl. T. H John Day, Or. Double oross on each hip on cattle, swallow fork and nndei bit in right ear, split in left ear. Range in Grant county. On sheep, inverted A and spear point on shoulder. Ear markou ewee, crop on left ear rnnched upper bit in right. Wethers, crop in right and nnder half crop in left ear. All rang In Grant county. Cook, A. J.,Lena,Or. Horses, COon rightshonl der Cattle, same on right hip: ear mark square Crop off left and split in right. Cnrrin. R. X., Currinsville, Or. -Horses, to on left stifle. Cox Ed. 8., Hardman, Or. Cattle, C with r in center: horses. CE on left 'tip. Cochran, R. E., Monument, Grant Co , Or. Horsos branded oircle with bar beneath, on iefl honider: oattle sama brand on both hips, mart nnder slope both ears and dewhip. Chanin, H., Hardman. Or. Horses branded "5 on rieht hip. Cattle branded the same. Alst, hrnnds CI on horses right thigh: caltle sami brand on right shoulder, and out off end ol ril'llt ear Pona-laes, W. M . Galloway; Or. Cattle, R 1 or rlcrht side. swHilow-fork in each ear; horses, R I' fn toft hip., Fly. Br'ta., 'Douglas. Or. Horses branded EL on lc't shoulder, cattle same on lefthip. holt ir rieht ear. Emery. C. 8., Hardman, Or. Horses brandnr) ;i (reversed C with tail) on left shoulder; cat tic same on right hip. Range in Morrow county Florence. L. A., Heppner, Or. Cattle, LF or -firht hip; horses F with bar nnder on righ' houlder. Florence, B. P. Heppner. Or Horses, F or rieht shor Idm ; cattle, F on riirht hip or thigh. Gentry, Elmer, Echo, Or Horses bntnded R t. with quarter circle over it, on left stifle Rente in Morrow and Umatilla counties. Hiatt A. B., Ridae, Or. Cattle, round-top 4 with qnartr oirole under It on the right hip Range in Morrow and Umatilla conntiea. Hnphes. Samuel, Watmer, Or Y (T F 1 connected) on right shoulder on homes; on oattle 'in rixht hip and on left side, swallow fork ir ripht ear and alit in left Range in Haystack lisrrict.Mormw otmnty Howard J L. Oellowatj. Or. Horana (cro with bir above i') on riijlit shonlder; rattlemmr on l't sida. Range in Morrow and Umatills etrtinties Hall. Edwin. John Day, Or. Cattle E Hon rich! hip; hora same on right shoulder. liangt In Otsnt county. Hnghea. Mat, Heppner, Or Horses shadeC teaH on the left shonlder. Ranr Morrow (W. Hnnsaker. H .Watmer. Or. Homes, K on lef lhot,rer: caitle. ft on left hip. Hnmphrera, i M. Hardman, Or, Horses, H nt lef flank Hns'on. Lntlter, Eiaht Mile, Or, Horn H of the left shonlder and hwtrt on the left stifle Cat Me seme tin left hip. liana In Morrow countv Jones, Marrv. Heppnr. Or. Horws brandef H 1 on the left ehonlder; rattle branded J on 'lit hip. also untlerbit, in left ear. Range In Mmrtiw cHiunty. Jurklo.H. M., Heppnur, Or Horsea, honta hue J on left nhoulder. Cattle, Uie Sams lenire fl-tit Mila. J.,hr-.n. Felix. Lena, Or Horaea. eirclaT ot left uttrle: entile, same on right hip, atader hall Wim in rtit and anlit n left mur K mnr. Mike, Heppner, tr. Horses brand RNY on ksft btp eel tie same and crop oS left mr; tinder abn on the rlaht RlrH J.T., lleroner. Or. Horses M) aa Lf, shotildwi eottle. a no Wtfl his. KnnilKtrUnd. W.O.. Monnt Vernon. fr. I Lot entile on right and left idm, swallow fork in Itfi Sir and nnder ctop la rlsht ear. Ilomaaaais bmnd os left ahnnldr. lis nee la Grant eontitv Lnften, Hteptien, Fox. Or. M boa left hi en cattle, crop and split on riant eer. E,,nW same lirmttd oa left shoulilee. Uessje tiranl eontitv. Lienalten, John W 4"n tr, Horeat hrattdeil hftif-rlroU JL cainctd on saftshral it. Catlls, earae on left ttiu, Kaoe, aear Let lntt Uehey. i. W. Meppner Or. Horaae branded Land a oa left ahmildert cattle satne na Iefl hip, wattle over rtght sye, three elite la right ear, U"d. Gennre. Heitmer Or. Horses branrM eVmlile II pan necti Mntrieiinae ealled a ne If. on Uft sHnehW, xlH M. C. Ile,per, (tr.-Cattl. Knui eirr! on right hip; bocwe eats on TWit stifle, Itant ta M.rrtow eamnty. Minor. Ikm, nt inr rw , tu, M O ae rldit hip; sum M n Uft ehoejdar, Munoui, B. N.. Hettar. tlr. Itorass, ( oa Wft ehotildat Mills eamefta left hip. ,Wl.l !.(, I.tne. "r.-H.wwe. 7J oa Hah' hint ei't. 71 tm rtehi id. rtJ.Awtw. lone Knrk Or. ttoraas A N ene ten4 on Uft fc.mUWi r(tie uti' tm both hlpm, tiitr, I'erry. talntaa, Or. f U H Ml eHm4e, ihtwra. J. W.. IWw!a. Or.i Kotm O on lef eh"itnri 1 In name on fflit hip. Cmmw, (tiara. KM MUn. I H in , nnc ter elert hiMd tm left atwaiMer en4 at an k"Ct hip, rla, f-wh ia Wt . Hh4 erotiMd, ai tm loft Mo ken tm V it,t M In. I'.'k-f 4 Umwmm. liarvlmaa.Ot.-ILm If -fi atwinidnr. I'H, t trt, tln4.Or,. Hnrvna braM, M WK ft, V ii.H: ns Vtt aK.wl.tnr p,,, na HrW kit. Knnen. Mormw nnaniy , I'ii-w. t. M . I4ttfas, I. - Mnw. i n em, Uft mi-mj seUJn, nn na W hip ee4 ht' In nri aaf Mr A Or t Vnrans eHsninnd Fan etMilli m m, J II t nnnntn tm lh ft Hip. nrt-r stupe ia Uft enr esl eiip ha u tUt.i. Mm4, Mw. f i- Tin fr It inn, anw . nt'H nnrirn tn it nn arft nttCn. Kh M( tw,. tt.mtm tmtnttm4 tm tt.. iM v.i.'W. enttln, 1 4 tm tan Mt hip S) tr enr w4 4wlp n swlu Hu.i h xf-w a..l nriMilnai nrrtteiin. Wnef , a4W, Lliana Or- Nnm li,tal I t H nM . Inf. enat n mm -tt rr hnwM ens I la anana na rtsrfct IU- ,itmi ennMf , n.-rm ". H itairrvdln, nr-n . vmn vifm nwr irm mm tmntmtm rt'.i m ni - "f sm na eni la tmrt. H. Wnn4 mi left la itn I n4 lt,i 1 teni erietMnv at. J W , It. Or . t JO tn left f. 1IT. agun, ci na lisM htpt teaM W . F, t!n. ft - Nnn nl M I a ms lnt eiitn, mi J m Uft sl,n rt In r M en n-UtMt in t, ! 1 a" , nmm, - Mnrena, A F M nt k'pi ww tm Uft h-a. iw rtW, ftnawlna. ht - rl! ("! o ri' n KM bnn at M I rmmtmm t-U W MK W W M...U " I " in It lt'.m It, , i , Ma.ui In - Win ttm M MB Vk.t-e Itn n tn if, ! mt t m .II..Jt., ii,,, tum aM a, ri'irn m" . mm rwt ! ! i Ht MaiiiaL s an fc.. . ,,..- n,rt tmr, ner" ' , ItHittn ll ma. II im Jei W tt m l. ft a,,. r.-t . l-.., IH - l mHim W C tm y-rmmm X I m b t.mvnai t. J 4 p,. i U.mm . I ' , . - - ....... ! a I i., ,i . , u , ''" t n w-p tt . n.f tmt-,! - mm mt a-t n- ' - tl 4 I.-, ft. Dm, I,, !y Bl t- a -?1-it na isft ntn m.-m sksm hna4 Vanderpool. H. T.. Lena, OrHorsee HT con nected on right shoulder;oattle, same on right hip Walbridge, Wm.. Heppuer. Or. Horses, TJ. L. on the left shoulder; cattle same on right hip. orop off left ear and right ear lopped. Wilson, John Q Balem or Heppner, Or. Horaoa branded Jq on the left shoulder. Rangr Morrow oounty. Warren, W B. Caleb, Or Cattle W with quarter oirole over it, on left side, split in right ear. Horses same brand on left shonlder. Range in Grant county. Wade, Henry, Heppner, Or. Horses branded ace of spades on left shoulder and left hip Cattle branded same on left side and left hip. Woodward, John, Heppner, Or. Horses, UP connected on left shoulder. Watkins, Lishe. Heppner, Or. Horses branded UE connected on left stifle. Williams, Vaeco, Hamilton, Or. Quarter cir pie over three bars on left hip, both oattle and horses. Ranae Grant oonnty. Wren, A. A., Heppner, Or. Horses running A A on shoulder; Cattle, same on right hip. Koung, J.' 8., Gooseberry, Ot. Horses brander1 TH on the ris-ht ahimliU . SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. In 1835 gold pen manufacturing be gan in earnest and on a considerable 6cale in America, being inaugurated iD New York by Levi lirown. When hat making was introduced into America is not certainly known, but in 1732 the industry had become so extensive that English hat makers com plained bitterly that not only could they not sell their hats in America, but that American hats were actually sold in England. The enormous extent of the for ests, and also of the lumber industries, of the northwest is indicated by the fact that this year Washington will make shipments of lumber aggregating 400,000,000 feet, Oregon 130,000,000 feet and British Columbia 40,000,000 feet. And there is no danger of the supply running short.' San Jose; one of the principal Cali fornia fruit-shipping points, sent east in one week 1,146,960 pounds of green lruit, 2,363,835 pounds of sun-cured fruit, 870,950 pounds of canned fruit and 447,000 gallons of wine and brandy. During the same time Fresno shipped east 40 car loads of raisins, making about 550 car loads of this fruit sent eastward this season. San Jose also sent east 53,280 pounds of garden seeds during last week. Of the human heart Dr. Ephraim Cutter writes: "I have listened to the heart sounds of one woman and one man, both over 99 years of age, with feelings of awe, and have thought how 'vonderf ul it was that these hearts had pulsated so long, propelling blood through vessels which if possible to be ranged in one lino would on a very moderate estimate reach twice around the earth, or 48,000 miles, with a leeway for the average red disc of one-forty-eight-thousandth of an inch I" The antitoxin discoveries have in fused the greatest amount of activity Into f he labors of the bacteriologists of Eurojte, and a correspondent of the Kun writes to warn young Americans that, for the present, they had best stay at home, for the eminent men of the old country are too much engrossed with their own "original investigations" to have time for Imparting Instructions to others. He concludes by saying that 'the scientific men of to-day who are making Investigations in bacteriology are as feverish u were the prospectors for gold In California half a century go." ' Ether Is preferred as an anaesthetic In northern countries and chloroform In the aouth, although ether tends to cauae secretion In the air passages and bronchial trouble. One cauae is un doubtedly the difficulty f Vet-ping rtber In hoi climates. But Dr. Lan der Brunton suggest that the gen rral abstention from meat may be another reason for the ticrcnaful uae of chloroform. He Is led to this from the Increased Dumber of fatalities un der chloroform In Edinburgh since the Introduction of American and Auatra l.sn meats, which has made meat eating more common among all claaaes In Scotland. Dr. Heubner, professor of the (lis eaaea of children In the ('Diversity of IVrlln, has published an important re port on the results of the scrum treat ment of diphtheria. The number of deaths this year In Berlin, 43t, was 200 Iras than the average and 100 leas than in the moat favorable year on m-ord, while the number of raaea baa in rmetwtt. The name oWrvotlnn ha la-en made In London ami Parle. The treatment tinrjurstinnably facilitates lite canting off of exudations In the pharynx and Influences very favorably the count of the fever. The ecntm la perfwlly Innocuous. The probability tf the complete ticrs of the treat ment la Increasing every month. 6 H E"S8TTR f LED. Ae laejalsHlins fnnta TssM4 Urn e ter- Hen t'SHM a aptntre MnnV "Whno Mount Tabor. S. J, was Brat Ultra tnassraslttn of bf the Newark con frrrltrw of the Methodist Kplnmpal church," aaid rtrrevfnan of that tlr mxttlnatlon rwrtilly, "e had til lie tnutH-jf with Whir to elear nn the grnttnda ami erwl the Brat tmiHirif oweaaty- After pullirtg up atrt of ojn- air petition In whit It the prv-arh-lir eMlre rould he held. In-fan la rant amuinl for pome building where ttai.al-M ffttreta rolfM lie errernmo tnl. "J he etrwtttre resulting frtn this rtfM,ty we a htfif fretum l.uiMmf, which ae rhristrbral the Tsir Iwia ' le rnaalrut ting lb house a rrot-ofi.M a a Lnsit as .l,l. the t-ai t.iiiine wrre p..t in all il.e way ap to tl.n laflrf a If I tl.n fie. lii was pot wilril. "f shall never forget," eein-4 ilm n.lmttrr, "or.e of e.y frl p.pMa in I Ma ,rat.rf rrn te holrl. Aft'f I had rrt.rrd I was .t.f let.' arunr. witb a eUrl by ',l.n ..u tinrartiilf sltrtrh. ""Unl-r! Tbrctrs: I:.il.Un! '(t,.' If p' iini was tLoniitcat lt.n 1ff nf ltf Intra. ' '"1 ISn fsrmw -! " t f. - a. I f . , . . . ,. ,., t i- a' ' 1 1, ,..!, f. , i , ,., . f i. i4(i I , a i!,-. c . I n -i i Vi 1' -(. t i f, , f, ,l , n i i. ai ,n,e .f -rt.rft lou beast! Help! Heln! Mnr- der!' still came the cries. "There was a sound of scuffling from within and suddenly the door opened and a woman, excited, panting, with wild and disheveled looks, appeared at the door clutching a boy, who was more frightened even than was the woman. "One glance settled it. The boy was the son of a woman occupying the ad joining room. The little fellow, out of curiosity, had climbed to the top of the partition and, losing his balance, had fallen over into the next room, landing on the bed of a rather elderly spinster. "The ridiculousness of the whole af fair seemed to dawn upon all at the same time, and everyone joined in a good, hearty laugh. Thte boy was pun ished and the old maid left the next :lay."-N. Y. Herald. Last summer one of our grand child ren was sick with a severe bowel trouble. Ourdootor's remedies hal failed, then we tried Chamberlain's Colio, Cholera and diarrhoea Bemedy, which gave very speedy relief. We regard it as the besl medicine ever put on the market for bowel oomplsint. Mrs. E. G. Gregory, Frederiobstown, Mo. This certainly is the best mediotne ever put on the market for dysentery, summer complaint, onlie and cholera iufamtomi in children. It never fails to give prompt relief when used io reasonable time and the plain printed directions are (followed. Many mothers have expressed their siooere gratitude for the onres it, Una effected For sale by Oonser A Brock, drnggists. AMERICAN CONSERVATISM. the Power and Influenfc of the Supreme Court of the United States. The supreme court is not an elective body, and I suppose that might seem to the English radical a sufllcient reason for sweeping it awav. savs the Nine teenth Century. The judges are ap pointed for life by the president and they are responsible to no nnnnlar tri bunalnot even to public opinion. They sit as a court of pure law, the final authority from which in nil Amor. lea there is no appeal. Their jurisdic tion, strictly defined though it be, is coextensive with the whole union. Tt. Is the one instance In history in which popular sovereignty, acknowledged as supremo in the long run for every other purpose and every other authority to which it has delegated power, submits to a master whom it did not appoint and cannot remove and cannot escape. Everybody submits; the states them selves, sovereign as they still are for certain purposes, submit: congress and the president, the army and navy, the people themselves, all submit. In the hands of the supreme court de mocracy itself, If It seeks to pass an un constitutional law, U powerless. A unanimous vote of the people, a unani mous vote of the house and senate and the approval of the president would not make a statute law if this tribunal says it la not a law. But do von ever lwr of a proposal to abolish tho supremo court? Why not? It is not only that the court has been a great eourt of great judges, its honesty mid ability and wisdom alike recognized, but be cause the Auicricun democru'-y bus the good sense to see that, under a written constitution like thut of the I'nitcd Stales, atit h a tribunal Is eaHcntial to the working of all Itja parts, and thut, check and ull powerful check though It be upon democracy, It la ulw a guar anty to the Ami-rli-nn pco;,le that, in the words of the preamble of their great charter, justice ahull be established and the blosin of Hlx'rty preserved to themaelvea and Ih.'ir pttsterity. A REGULAft GOLD MINE. llosr a Jnstlrn of the ream Mnlrted HI eyrie laders. "There's a Jtm'.I.-e of the peace In a country town not far from lit re. aaid a blcycli-r to a llititulo ExpreM man re cently, "who hi a nchi ine Hint will make him a millionaire If he sticks to It for a year or two. "You ace the town has an ordinance forbidding bicycle riding ,n the aide walks. A gtl many whcrl'tirn go that way, so what dot s this juall.-e do but scoop out a hole and make a grt-at big mud puddle char men mm the a! reel right In front of hi of!W. Of rout-no, whrn a wheelman eomes along, rather than ride through thn mud. he turns upon the eldnwalk. That a what the Justice la waiting f. He has a eon stable on the wau h. and the two re ah out and Dab the cvdrr. "I was caught In lint anare one week. Though I prolnstnd I orily intended to Wp tm the walk till I paawi the toed, It was of no avail. 1 was fined fire dol lar and had to pa? (t. I got a t -bance to) look at hla l.b when h w re etirding my Htm, and there wee a fc onl of some twenty whel mrn who had hern aervtl the Mm way that day, and It e still early In the aft. r ttoitfl, "It made me Ia4. and f began abtta lug the old fell tw for having am h a Bind puddle In IU el met. " S hy d..o l pan nil It epr I aakM. If yoe want wh-etmea to keep in the road?1 "tie grinned la a moat eiaaperating manner, and answered without no met h a a blih! " n.ae we're gti' to dtroy a h aoerrw t.f reventw as Hist eiu tfttddle !? I ftot J .l.n.'luriiirig to the tvmatable. yiti l-iur Use the hve and a.fiei It up a little Mi ready for tiM aest am kef.'" CUMBERLAND TALK. M4 tspeeanUHM In In sm IM Hail ens. ' W hims" (a tlrt lir aame In Cntn herland f.af f rm, artd aftn-ars to Ins the t.anlie 4 ita. sharp pttinta Ileal" I v. Tf tf .., i,ln fi from the l, .or-M hm1, a hare.l an4 afp'i'xl lo I'm part t,f a f le eotrtitton a' i'i !e-l lo a (aart l-'tj'ar , t t S'-l t" 1 I. s"... s. ii -e i ., t . i ; ' ,':.! tn n 'In' . - t, e-- 1 ' t, , ; ..t a I .." a i , v ... n s a i.'-i.,.i' .t "t keam," a hair comb; "fireworks," a magic-lantern display; "moley-man," a mole-catcher; "leg-weary," tired; "leg up," to trip up; "sneck up," to wind (literally to latch up) a clock. The verbs "feel" in the sense of to smell, and "lame," in the sense of to injure any part , of the body, are peculiar. We may add "pipe-stopple," the stem of a tobacco pipe; "buttock," a footstool; "thinklcr folk," the gypsies; "last dress" a shroud, which children are taught to work at school, and afterwards to present to their grandpa rents and other aged relatives a kindly act, but one which betrays that lack of humor and sense of the ludicrous 'which is characteristic of northern folk. A Cumbrian who goes to have his photograph taken announces that he has come to be "struck." Classics. An ancient controversy has recently been revived in England by the ques tion as io wnat really constitutes a classic. Some define it as "an ancient author, highly approved, who is an au thority on the subiect ho treat of " Goethe on the other hand, protested against uie coulusioa of what is classic with what is merely old, and declared that all "healthy work." no mnttne whether modern or ancient, is classic. J. he French Academy, speaking ex cathedra, defines classic authors aa "those who have become models in any language," whilo Sante-Beuve declares that a true classic is an author who has "enriched the human mind." Indeed, no two opinions on the subject seem to coincide, and what appears to be a classic to one sort of people is refused that Qualification by others. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY, In 1884 550,000,000 pounds of coffee were imported into this country. In tne same year 93,000,000 pounds of tea were brought from the east. A peck of fresh lime in an open bos is the best method known to dry a damp cellar, it having the absorbent capacity of more than three quart of water. England manufactures perfumes on a very large scale, Importing many of the materials from other countries, but also making large use of home grown herbB and flowers. --Two shipment of Canadian to matoes to Great Britain, made as an ex periment, have been reported Ujion. While not an entire success, they demonstrate the possibility of develop ing on important trade in this respect. Prof. Hermann Ilellriegel, the agri cultural chemist, who discovered that leguminous plants absorb nitrogen from the air by nieansof micro-organisms on their root, and thus enrich the soil on which they grow, died recently at Eernburg, aged 64 years. Dip the convex sitle of a watch gloss Into wuter so ns to leave adrop hanging on utegliiMS. I'oura littleethcr into the concave side and blow upon It. The rapid evitKii ation of the ether will ren der the glass so cold that the drop of water will lie frozen. Only the unrest water la emtiloved hy the Chineac in washing the finer gratu-a or siik. ordinary well water in ilt natural state is unsuitable, and is purified by placing a quantity of inol IiiM.s iu it for a day. These prey on ny Impure organic matter and act as filter. A French naval engineer named d'Kumy lina invented a pri-awd oilcake for use aa fuel on otrtin atraincra. It la not affected by t4-niera! ure, la oiiuki'li-ss and oilorlcaa, ruiiiiot evap trtite or cauae exploaiotis and burns lily on the mi if hit, giving out Intense heat, and leaving ouly from two to threat ht cent, of aah. A Ion of thin furl la equal lo .Hi tons of cm, um cot be tween five and ten dollars. ANECDOTE OF FIELD. The feet le ttnmiie l,T Mesne of Ann. tlutn In Many MraMer (Iftteea. Many anecdotea llhiHtiatltig Eugene Field's cluirneter are told .'u the iicwa lJ r otlieea of hi. ljuia, w hrre t did ln first iiewspajn-r Wotk. The pajier Willi whit-b he was connected waa never irroejnruiie, and alikra among the re ritrtrra were as nuinrroue aa among lite t'oiutntnilors on aeeouu stf 'aulur get their Hty. tine day a big story occurred tn IMlrtiile, alxnit i miles away. Mr. Held waa ordered to go rfter It, and gie I wo dollar fur n prunes. He jetit altout loilf of It foe u.ral, and tht-n went to lite depot to gel bis train. While wailing for it a woman from Kansas, w ilk teveral rhildit a with her, tr log to gel east lo some annl in n. 'Imiia. rente lulu the dr, atraiidcd, r ld liranl the atory, and, pUt ing hla renmininr ihtllar In a hat, t. up a rolMtion for her. raising the money Decennary to aep.l h'T W Indiana. In Ike ttteanUme, the train for the eeena of that at,,rr nie asy and hla tlr waa Itratea on ll the neat mom .g. The efa eiplanatiitn of It Ia uu Irate editor hi "What Is a aury Ilk that lo a woman with a starving family who wait la lo gel hark home 7" fN.e day the business manager, after hating Vainly lrteI to taia ij,., n,onry lof aalartes, atutnl uft the staff with I fottiinre baar. cm li eipev let atre e e of tbs p r after I he I-uhi waa lef , IU i he a went to Utk I Mr, IVM In a similar ettain. but rrfere4 ll by satSrif "If ftm nn this paper hat would yoe do with It this raw I raf ""I he wty I'm frrtiMf ftow," feplnxl '! humof ist, -I d trsjtle It for a tr Utl ounn sUaJi and ftotits I ab brow a putaVn-a " AI another lime In apprwiatloa f aoiee . f t Mr. wd ha'l r e'e4 aa rlty e-l;lof, the haalnene f. ars"r tl I "f.rl.e, I'm going to a-e ) n:t o ' i r t ' If ) r 1 ; . i t n f 1, ,,!. nun It) I .at,.f,, It ynt nm H si, I It t t, I u'.l of ii.- e t,!l l,e eij-i.i t.st - tft J,.vttal. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report MM HOTEL SWINDLERS. How They Ply Their' Arts in London and Paris. Extraordinary jobberies ' Executed bj Daring Adventurers of Both Hexes The Champion Hotel Thief of the World. Kotel-keepers are peculiarly liable to be swindled. So many people of all sorts are constantly coming and go ing in the busy season that it is next to impossible for the most careful man to be sure beforehand that his guests are all honest and straightforward, and will not be found to have skedaddled when the time comes for the little bill to be collected, after they have fared sumptuously for many days. The best the sorely tried landlord can do is to steer, as well as he may, the happy middle course, without offending the solvent by raising suspicions of their solvency beforehand, and watching the doubtful lest they suddenly disappear in the night. And he may be trusted to be pretty sure on the average to make up for his losses by sticking them on to those who do not pay up. Two well-dressed young fellows, ap parently strangers to each other, were given rooms on the same floor of a cer tain hotel. A day or two later one of them said his trunk had been stolen, and made such an outcry that, to get rid of him, the unsuspecting landlord paid him the value of his trunk and Its contents, amounting to something like 11. The young mun left and preRnt ly the other gentleman paid his bill and also took hi departure. But in some way the defrauded landlord learned lit ter that when gentleman No. 2 left he took with him not only his own trunk but the one for which No. 1 had been paid, concealed inside It. From Margate there comes a tale of a bold attempt by a "foreign countess" to get the better of a hotel manager. Aware that hotel keepers ore liable for the property of guests np to a certain amount, Irrespective of "negligence," the countess, when her bill was pre sented to her, declared that alio had been robbed of a valuable silver In-lt, worth more than the amount of her bill. Hut while the manager was du biously discusaing the point there Fitcped forward the head chiuiiberlnin and quietly said that he hud heard thut identical silver belt story twice pre viouslyat Maute Carlo two years be fore, and at KcarlHirough lust ycur. At lioth places she had happened to he serv ing as a housemaid. The countess quic kly paid her bill and departed. One of the most extraordinary rob beries recorded is the one which was i wectrd a short time ago at a hotel in the Hue Sophia Germain, Farls. One after noon a well-dressed man and wom an arrived at the hotel in question and look the beat bedroom In the house for one night, paying for It in advance and requesting the waiter to call them at four o'clock the next morning. I led Id ao. end they left at five o'clock. F.tit when the chambermaid went to put the room in ordt-r she met with an astound ing sight. The place waa nearly bare, ami, In fact, every movable article of furniture had diapKored. The le.it ora, with the aid of accomplices in the afreets, had managed lo lower all through Ihe window without being per ceived. The death waa recently recorded of a remarkable at-aiup who must surely have been the champion hotel thief of the world. lie rejoined in Ihe name of Col. William Addison, and la estimated lo have In his lifetime departed from i.ntio hotels without h aving any money behind him. Hla mode of oja-ratlon waa peculiar and ingenious. II bad devised contrivance for carrying on hla nefarious career In Ihe ahape of ait Addison collapsible trunk and an Ad diaoii balloon hand bag. The trunk ap peared lo be an e pensive leather-covered affair of large aie, which, when rotitrerled, rould I carried under the arm like ao artists port folio, while the hand bog could la diminished ao aa lo to Into a porltft. Rrtecting his hotel -'"Hy high-priced one-1 he colonel would fill hi trunk with life k and blow out hi hand Img with straw and proetvd to lake Mp hla quarter, AI Ihe least Indication of lttittenre on Ihe pert of Ihe landlord for ymrnt of hla bill the colour I, announcing that he was going to lite hank, would Harlt hla It unit in hla portfolio and put ate Img In hm trket ami depart fof good. In this way he luwt lived R Itttttry for man eara. and, consistent to the end. he 'r In a boM and left no money behind hiia. Umdoa Tillhta. Mrs. Ilfc -she Kaab.fi Ibi pleon, mm aaea lb aibl with t'eoipinf ali. 4 11 sell 4f dlnrrbuea a. fib. w.fc ball U.ttl of bleckberfy cordis tt ae relief. Nhe Ihe ! to to Bee if I had e, thing ikal mi. hl her. I anal lief bolt le of Cbambet ' Cotu, Cbltwfa euj Iharrks U4 aai Ihe list j si relieved fear Aftothe af oaf leiakbore bed been tint aU.al en., an I t4 it led e1iftVrl rem4it Ut aiarianea bet kept ttia te. eel I im itia easMi r.r4, ) .li I n d. i.f mtt, ..j . j sis I is He t.)S r t.aes litit-m. 'HI lo ll.ie let i., I r ttf I , si Mar ftil let, H I., k-t,. f, .!., i'HmmHtt llt-nl, slt((isin, PI a?fftNWS" law ftT flfi-a iml A process for the production of a new material called "lactite," or "milk ivory." has been lr.tr.r,ri d,: milk being the substance from which in is mu.o.6. The French are making linrroio ty.m Q VHJ m.XJllm paper pulp and the Germans are mak ing Biocmngs ol it which keep the feet warm and drv. PrnhaWir tw a not wash, but should be burned after use. Over fifty kinds of Twirii- . V UJAU 1JW used in the manufacture of paper. mcu uuna sians, pea vines, cocoa nut fltier. hav. straw. mi leaves, shavings, corn, husks and hop t.u.ivo uaeu lor iae same purpose. An instrument has lunn t sounding the depths of the sea with- oui using a lead line. A sinker is dropped containing a cartridge which explodes on touching the bottom. The report is registered in a microphone apparatus and the depth reokoned by the time at which the ourred. Tub International Association of Women Pharmacists has 623 active and 188 honorary members. The first congress of women pharmacists was held lately in Chicogo. Miss Emma Loverino, who has been elected president of the Women's Aid Societies of Maine, is only twenty-one years old. She is a lineal descendant of Gen Warren, who full at Bunker Hill. Mbh. Leland Stanford's family al lowance from Senator Stanford's es tate has been increused from five thou sand to ten thousand dollars per month on her representation that five thou sand dollars per month was Inade quate. A St. Lons woman has lately per fected an invention for making sweet potato flour. The process Includes pooling the potato and drying the peel as a food for live stock, drying and grinding the potato into three grades of flour, and also slicing into Saratoga chips. FIRESIDE FRAGMENTS. -If you possess a cozy corner with a shelf at the top huve a inc trough uindo to fit It nod fill tills with sotoe hardy folinge and flower plants. They will lust a long time and add greatly to the beauty of the room. Sinoll pieces of toilet soop which are too little to lie used moy bo utilized, Mtiko a bng of TtirkWi toweling aliout seven inches square and put into It all the Miuill pierce of imp. Wheu it is three-quarters tilled sew up the end oml use tlie bug ns if it were a cuke of aoup Cream Tonal with 1'onebed F.gg. Prepare toast as usual. Lay each slice In a suiteer In-fore lidding dressing, and then finish with a thliciitcly pouched egg. Kj'ga broken into separate sauce dishes or patty pan, and steiiiiicd until the white are act, w ill present a more apeti.lng apMarance than when tlroiied into water, X. Y. ledger. CATARRH in LOCAL DISEASE ana Is In rsstrlf si relet en" sua ciimalie (luinssa, ll ran n rand hf s tuant n-nmlf stltirh is ,,ii di. mnif Into in nnsinia, lf iol kis s leufbedllgite Ml) stun tn, Ely's Cream Balm Hm snanMreJ lo b ihs most Itmnmrti ear fnr ftaralt atsrtb, ! in llrml Bn4 list Irvrr of ail twilim. It urm ait r taiMra Ik n-aalpnJm, SiMfS twin s4 liilUmmalbin, bntis IheanrM, fto. prt lbs netMlf aii rtm tmiils, tt.rm u ntm ef lasts anil emeu. ! .-(.. at lant.-tiusnrbrmsil. aXX ilUUUIMiH, M Haroinaul,hw tats. V'oPii- Face VtH Im nrreetneal wills a eal ngatng Mi, after tee Invest le e ewteete stiia If at FINCH TENSION, TCNSION INDICATC.T AUTOMATIC TtKsTcH tilim, Th tfl fwnpk" I" I 'il !'" s f a '.11 I tff n n ,t. ! !. ( . n YitiTi: u Ca-rab.' nttJ llftc?etfy tiltl, Of flM f IIR i4 rtrfrcl A-'Jn'Jtrnf. f et rUl frwii'a At' t , A4 li'til j-'-int f -t ' t f I sa il i I t'".' ..-!.! - 'It, A - i - I i i i ' i - . - . . 4 v- rtf, I i ... ' . ', ii in t r. i.ii. 4 it., .,.ii :s, 'i vi na1rsjnnini