A HOT NUMBER. OFFICIAL PAPER A LARGE NUMBER.... 0 Jlforrow County's citizens read the Heppner Gazette. Not much of an authority on agriculture or poli tics, but true to the interests of its neighbors. Is the Heppner Gazette. Without it the Heppner hills would appear dry and barren. People read it: business men advertise in it. WWW? FOURTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JULY 21, 1896. J WEEKLY WO. 7(0 1 I flUVT-WlTTrir I V KO ir,n SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. fUBLISHBD 'Tuesdays and Fridays BY M PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON. . . . Editor A. W. PATTERSON, . Business Manager At $2.50 Dor year, $1.25 (or mi months. 75 tire. cor three mourns. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS PA.PKR is kept on file at B. CJ. Dake'e . Advertisine: Agenoy, fit and 65 Morohanui Exchanprs, Ban Francisco, California, where co... tuou for advertising can be made for it. 0. R. & N. -LOCAL CARD. Train leaves Heppner 10:45 p. m. daily, except Sunday. Arrives 5:00 a. m. daily, except Mon day. West bound passenger leaves Heppner Junc tion 1:11a.m.; east bound i:33 a. m. Freight trains leave Heppner Junction going east at 7:4.i p. m. and'J:10a. m.; going west, 4:30 p. m. and 6.1b a. in. DIBECTOET. United States Officials. Tiesident Grover Cleveland Vine-President Ad ai Btevenson Secretary of State Kichard 8. Olney Secretary of Treasury John Q. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel B. Laninnt 8retry of Navy Hilary A. Herbert Postmaster-General William L. Wi son Attornjy-Ueueral Jmlson Harmon Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Mortoi State of Oretsnn. efovernor W. P. Lord Secretary of Htate H. K. Kincald Treasurer Phil. netseiiKi Snpt. Pulilifi Instruction i. M . Irwin Attorney General... . C. M. Idleman Senator, W- M.ilrid. ? J. H. Mitchel Congressmen 'w'.nrEI!,1ma"" Printer '.W. H. Leed- (R. 8. Bean, 3uniin Judge F. A. Moore, C. E. Wolverton Sixth Judicial District. rironit. Judge Stephen A. Lowell Prosecuting Attorney H. J Bean . Morrow Connie Ortii-ial. Joint Senator A, W. Onwan lieoresentative. J. N. Kmwn I onnty Jmhte A. G. Kartholomew '" Commissioners , . U. Uowapl J. W. Beckett. " Clerk J. W. Morrow " Sheriff K. L. Vatlock " Treasurer Frank Gil limn Assessor J. r'. Willi. Surveyor... J. W. Hornor - School Sup't . Jay W. Shipley " Coroner li. i VkUgliau HXPPKtB Town ornoKR. Mayor Thoa. Morgan Ci'incilmen K 8. Horner, K. J. Hlocnrn, Fmnk Itoaers, Geo, Conner, Frank Gilliam, Arthur Minor. (Uooruur P. 3. Hetloclr TrMaiinrar K. L. Krreland Marshal .A. A. UoberU Precinct Offleerr, J untie of the Peace. W. K Kirherdson Constable. N. H. Whetstone United States Unit Officer. TUB DALLKS, OR J. t. Monre llesristnr A. 8. Biggs Hnmuver LAaBAMUB, OB. H.F, Wilson Hplr J. 11. Koblniis ,.lUoiver ESBZX B3SIETIES. UAWUN8 POST, NO. IL U. A. R. M-Uat Islington. Or., the lut Bturdy of rach month. All veterans are Invited to Join. (." C. Boon, Geo. W. Hhith. Adlutant, tf Commander. LUMBER! tlTX AVK FOR HAI.K AI L KINPfl OF CM vf drurd Lnmtwr. Umtleeol Ueppuer, ai hat U known aa the Pitt 1,000 FEKT. ROl'OH, " " " CLEAR, - I too - 1? 60 rg PKUVEHKt) I HKHPSER, WILL ADD I IU.UU per I.UM tort. atMIUniiel. The above quotations are strictly for Cash. L HAMILTON, Prop. Katioaal SanK of MWi w. pku.ai. en. k KiHiiop. IVealdreL CMkler. TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANKING BCSIXGS COLLiccrriONS UsU on KevorabU Tertua, LXCHANGE BOUGHT 4 SOLD H EITHER. tf OKFIOK Oatario-LiuiDS Siaje- line -JK JV I- BOBKS-GHHYOH STflGEUHE M. A, VriLLIAMS, P'op. OS'TAUIO.liLUSH Untie Dsilv ( 6 t. m. en 4 r flvrs k ObUriq 4J bonre. Single Fare $7, GO. Round Trip $10.00 iwnxscAxrox mh i im i. r f tr r'..i . s I l t,n I tf Ms. v ....! Su-t f- t T fi,. I u hk . ii-'Uim, liluxl .e s . i n ael llvrM. Seer la the 1 1 rue Id fH Ike We! Orr-aian, (he fr.afwt e..sif of It fa a.tva' .( . 1 U t N !- ' lilkiaaie t .a;i e es l latbeeUte. !. mm si I et ee a .rtti's e a) Irl. pel J !.!. im f4 '.eU, aa errw-o.ii.ra4 t! Vmmm ra ew4 ewk-erl, 6imTIo7iwS r.Y ERR. Flg-ures Never Lie, TJut Their Basle May Be Faulty. figures may not lie, but on the basis of statistics may sometimes be very faulty. Commenting on this limitation of the statistician's science, Carroll V. Wright points out that, in the matter of crime, the number of sentences in a given state may vary With the legisla tion. Laws are constantly being passed, Mr. Wright says, to raise moral delin r.uenciee to the gn!de of positive crimes, i;nd then, alter a time, such laws may be repealed, with the result of vitiating ronclusi'ius obtained by comparing one year with anotheir. This is illuS-J-atod by the record of liquor legisla tion in connection with crimes. Pro hibitory legislation seems uniformly to increiise drunkenness, for the reason, in large part, that it increases, if en forced, the number of convictions. A new class of statistics is called into ex istence. It is to be noted also that, as ft rule, the authorities of large cities are opposed to prohibitary laws, deem ng licenses more rational or expedient. They are accordingly often led to en force prohibitory laws with extreme rigor in order to make them odious and .iecm-e their repea!. With a license law they are lenient in making arrests of drunken persons ThuH It comes about that statistics seem to prove prohibition extremely prolific in crime, while li censes promote virtue. In any case, errors enter the record by reason of want of uniformity in methods in vari mis parts of a given state. This want f uniformity at a particular date is ex ceeded by the variations between eff erent dates. In recent years statistic .re better kept than formerly, with th( Tect of appearing to show an increas: !" crime. But appearances are deceptive n this ease, Mr. Wright thinks. In 1881 'lie number of convicts in pen iter, tiarie vas 37,538, or 709 to themillion of popu lation. In 1890 the number of convicts vas 45,233, or 722 to the million of popu lation. WOOD MOST USED. Pine Is Fashioned Into the Greatest Va riety of Products. Oak can be put to the greatest variety of uses, but as a matter of fact pine vood is most used. A phenomenal de mand for the latter in the wood-pulp ndustry hns arisen within recent years. Over 1,000,000 ton of wood pulp were produced In the United States alone in 3S94, and 210,000 ton in Norway and Sweden, the bulk of It from pine. Pine is also largely used In ship and houhc parpen try, and it is adaptable " to o ninny purposes, and is so abundant, Unit it lia come into almost universal requisition. Common turpentine is ex tracted from it, as are also tor, pitch, reein and lampblack. Splinter of the rosiiiou roots ore used by the High landers instead of candle. Fishermen make ropes of the Inner bark, and the Karotchatknn and Lap landers steep the latter In water to make a coarse kind of bread. The oil obtained from the shoot.i of the dwnrf pino Is used medieinully by the peasants of Hungary, while the eoft-pTaiiu.-d sil ver fir n used for t lie Miutidi tig boards of musical iimtrtiinrnU, and tbe Ger mans employ it almost exclusively in their ?at toy" factories. The wotk! iwil in the manufacture of lucifcr inatcliPB is rjKwtly pine, and theoggrf gate amount of pine wood uecd In these various Industrie exceed that of all other kind of wood put together. ' COINED IN CHINA. Clew onn-e of Counterfeit Half-Dollars ( Irealated on the Coast. At lat tbe I'nited Plate atcret rrv ice authorities have struck a lead to the KMirve from which have come the tlioiisunil of almost erfert imitation li:ilf dollnr circtilutcd throughout the Pacific roost. It I Iwllrvrd the counterfeit, whlcti olmoluU'ly defy detection, except when under a wrful ninfoifylnfi jflawi Id the hand of a !cter expert, wre mode by Chlneae In their rathe land and h rou hi to this oouu try lal auuitucr I y the inetnlar of the troupe of Chi iter actor who came to America to perform a? tbe Atlanta expoaition. At nnirt the entire tmttie la now In Pan rrtuicfueo, nat lnir la-en filling cnpttRf inrnta In (liintown Uifatrra alnc re turniti Ircw the twL . It Is r t imated that f?o,ouQ of the tin autU'irioJ coin hnvr liora diepiee of by the f bliuw, ami that "Little Prte," the Cliliininnn of rerrnt sx'r-trnrk-joli notorlrty. wae Uwk of the rM tnr. However, the IM.OOH rrnliiml bee nut tcrn rlrnr profit, a the cuu trrfrli rontsin almost the eawe nmoeat of ure !trr eusito ihr rrirwlar iy minted half ilollnre, bill the rutreti. ly low price of eilvrr Ltil!i.m pne tne founterfriten a pond prtiflt TREE-CLIMOINQ RA0QITS. bs) THsl ! Kails a4 I Xlsiruae IUra Thai Fm4 mm liraHs. It irriM altrx ( a strrt. h of the Itn arlnation to think of ml.l.lle rltmMnf tn. Vet In Australia many ral.Mu have somrhow anMirel the trrv-elteab-Irif liahtt. barinir lro f sr't. on ao count of the rwuti.rtis of d's ar4 oT anlmeia. in df-p trarrvwinf anj ItniUte s-uirr:. An Australian ent m totnf!anl re rwrillw lh tsrrt front fifl of m rahhtt that ha t Iwti aiiil m an -, Utes ar.U tnm Ihm r"n'l, and ! wn,l In Me Icttor that U.U a n.H at all a re oarkahie lUmt. en l h hwl often tmni them. at the trareeof thlr r;i.otuuik .,f ifwa f,mr, T. r ei yanta hlfh r. parr. to eat ip U anoUier rvnarkat.lo thlnf. eat pH the h of 5ew Zelari'l ha ttrnje a ihwt rm.lrr haeiatf timmtM Ut ll artb te of f .l I fnwtt (.nrrlr -f'e.! fir. i Th Ire I t,..,, .f l?, Wmn4 U t hat al ntM lima " rr ettal.) to ""ein ntr ati sure ly f.f rfiBMe '"I a I tUet In i.)ilfn thy in '.! tin" )t ru,a" en. I wl.er et U fcaitJ. SaJwiJ U .! evrwsev.e i -r , . zzzir: . BANKING iN JN0KWAY. It Is Conducted In a Safe and Unique Manner. Depositors Are Charged for Leaving Their Money In the Bank -Some of the Queer Rule of the Institution. Probably the most independent and aristocratic bank in the world is the. Norges, or National bank of Norway. It seems to be wholly indifferent to doing business of any kind, and what it does do it insists upon doing in its deliberate way. Socially, the bank is of considerable importance. The directors mtet twice ri week, and these friendly gatherings are said to be most enjoyable affairs. Loans and discounts form the chief sub jects of conversation. No loan or dis count can be made without the approval of three of the directors. Suppose the directors are to hold a meeting on Wednesday and you want to borrow li.'O krone on Monday. You apply to the N'orges bank, and are told that the mnt ler will be taken under consideration at I he directors' meeting on Wednesday, nd you may look for an answer to your application by Thursday. It does not matter in the least that you want the 100 krone Monday, and not Thursday; you , simply have , to wait. After all there is not so much absurdity or in convenience to the borrower in this ar rangement as seems at first glance. !Ie who may want a loan only antici iates his reeds and prepares for it a few lays in advance, instead of waiting un til the hour before he wants it. And the ank ia always able to make sure thai ts loans are safe ones. The origin of this institution was as 'culiar ss its management is unusua' ;oon after the nominal union of Norway :nd Sweden, in 1814, the latter country iegan to feel the need of greater money "acilities to meet the demands of the apidly-increasing commerce. The tit nation was not unlike that in the United States at the formation of the first United States bank. The problem of securing the necessary capital for a great national institution was a very simple one for the Norwegian ,-Tovernment. It raised stockholders for the bank just a it raised soldier for it? . rmies. livery well-to-do citizen was nonopened to take so much stock. lie was always at liberty to take more if hi' chose, but always in amounts divisible by five. Bookkeeping was made easy on a new principle, in accordance with which sums 4-nding in other figure than five and zero were to be excluded from the books. This national bank Is also a national pawnshop. It I authorized by law to lend money on any non-perishable goods, provided they con be depowite.l in the bank and kept under lock and key. For this service It charge rather less than the usual pawnbroker' inter ''fit, which may, perhaps, account for the rtM-ity of private pawnshops In Nor. way. In the regular loan department the curionti rule I enforced that loan t may not be made for lens than one month nor for more than aix, and mily for um of at least 400 kron (120). American bnnk manngera would look askance at the rule which subject nil diposite to a charge of one-lent h per cent, for nkiii(- them In. Vrntrcunce a afcio takn with a liberal hand on the unlucky wight who happen to over draw hi? account. He In flni-d one x r rut. of the cxi-rna amount, w hlrh fine U iiirucdiot. y charged agalru t Mm. am', nynif nt of the draft l totally refined. If l.y Occident or for any rcamm an oCI clnl lmnnri urh nu overdraft, he Is pi r "oiuilly rrt-KriHtl,le. The Norjri ban : uiiitioKtiuratl d.H-a a mifc buainew... -Detroit Free I'rcaa. A FROQ HUNTER. i Mear tmnej ;ir Is AveamaleHag a l arge Itstnsrhlas) Ilvnuis Mia Mon a Seldcn, of Frlrmlahip, N. Mit hunter of renow n. Tlirftanu she 'ngs Is frog. For seven ye- she has bfcu upKrting hcreelf by tier unique tlliletie exercle. Now h Is one of the moet prokperoua cltlrne In the little town, and ehe I reputed to have a bnnk account which, If It keep on growlnjr, will eventually enable her to gie up frotf hiio!tii?. Ib-forw atie look to frog ebootlng Mis KHiIcb taught e h'Mil In the country re iiuus for ten dul I ii rs a wrt-k. Khe did not (wirtlenliirlr enjoy irnehltir, f-irhcr ;mij its were freijuently Uiya a I. out t li-e a big a hrrsclf, and ihry had that par . ieulur form of bumor wbivh hme It- If III lielng ohetrrperotia. Moreover, ten thillere a Week did tiol aatlsfy Mia Hlilen'a hlra of rorwr coii tTt ! on. r'otuwqnrntl, hn ahe fotind that fnspa were a coellv luxury, ahe rr o;r, to Invest her eetlrip In a ."ifg farm. Friendship Wing rich It t";;s anl imw, MiM M-i-b Imi'gM 71 ecrr of larxl, fmi-r-d It In. arul Uaa fo rn! fr?e for the Nrw York tnar trt, to the MWrtlful rlrllhlof lirf hrlffh !. Ttn-jr thoarht h wis a herm leae and etnusll a; iHrtaCa sjlrn thry a Jir prtif ticing thi" rg trr. Hut vihrn ihry borne tl.it t.e , .sr, I-"" the first siti, Ibnwvhirems l r'.f rrrtnln'd to lini'au. an-l frt. !i.r'B U- am a f utsr r mi.hIh.o In I'r irid.Mp, Ttm otbrr ehor.ter aril tWir gem to Mm Hrl.We. who In turn lie H to tl- t Iet ntamef an of aur freed eluM. f waaela eiiih a aevere Wivel ImnLle, Chit d.rfti.'e rvnie-ttea ha I feld, Ibea e trie I 'hemtssrlsio' (V.li. (SxhW en.t rliarrrtn ltene, mlirb erf li? rllf Via '! M ee IKe saeHsrla ef at aej lh at'll fo wow4 exiaplslal. Urt. K (J. Urmftrf, I ra lsrirksl.. Ml. Th rwfteloi? es the tel en.twihe ef pm neike Ke'lM f.r it? eeatery, eeee ejifleinl. il 1 rhlee IfefsKiiesa la ekit'lrwa. It rst.f fail ti le .M.t rlll mSm ml e .' 1 t;m eat 'herls'a Pll4 Aifflr are t'illw4. Msay "nlre -sf tfes. tt.eif e -liin.U t'- mm It Lae ffftxl. Fe Vf Ums.b fervea, lfg teta. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY, Prof. Albert Koebele, cf California, has made a three years' contract with the Hawaiian government to destroy the insect pests of the islands. His method ia to get insects harmless to man to kill noxious insects. X rays are to be Applied to prac tical agriculture. Dr. Gractz, of Mu nich,, has taken a picture of a onc-day- old pig.showing its bony structure. By continuing to make pictures of the pig the action of food on its growth will be shown. New possibilities in the use of the Roentgen rays have leen discovered by Dr. Irenzel, of Berlin. Twelve sheets of bromide of silver paper laal one upon the other were placed in the holder and the picture of a frog taken. The image was equally well defined on each sheet. In Germany last year ships of 101, 402 registered tons were built, against 117,621 tons in 1894. This is a consider able advance as compared with 1892, with but 48,208 tons, and 1893 with 66, 474 registered tons. The report does not include the ships built in the gov ernment yards. llussia is publishing the construc tion of the Tiflia Ears railway as fast as possible, and will probably have it completed by August next. It will en able her to carry an army from the Caucasus to the doors of Turkish Ar menia. The line is 190 miles long, and is already built as far as Alexandrapol, 50 miles from Kara. Dr. Pize, of Montelinar, France, has discovered a new anaesthetic. He has found that by injecting gualacol under the skin in small doses operations can be performed without pain. A com mittee appointed by the academy of medicine has inquired into the value of the discovery, and has congratulated Dr. Tize upon his achievement. Each instrument excels in some particular passage, the piano in scale passages, the harp in arpec:c, the mnn doiin in the rapid re petiticii. of one note, the banjo in the rapid piny i vj of broken chords, and so with other 'n p uiucnts, but the violin can beat them i II on their own ground, while there is r.aicli volin music that can be played o:i no other instrument. English is the langunge that has altered most. Regarded merely as a Teutonic language, it is farthest re moved from the parent stock. It 1 de scended from tlru Saxon, which U the parent of low German and Dutch, oud, as it were, the grandparent of English. But beside Uie Teutonic part, which ia the groundwork ot the language, It has suffered all the effect of u lengthy Roman occupation. THE ELDEH TREE. Some of the Traditions and Superstitions Attached to It. The traditions attached to this tree ore very numerous and widespread, from the day of Tliny downward, any Note and Queries. The fancy or belief Hint Judas hung himwlf upon an elder tree, which will lie found In Gerarde and many old herbalists and poets, l.or. .1 nh n son turning them, of courxe, frnte the mime to the purplish-brow n fun?u which grow on it lrk under the title cf "Judas' car," which Coles refer to in "Jewea Kare, called in Iit!ii Fungua f niiibleiitiii and Auricula Judae." 'J'hr plant npfiear to have had In Kiifhiml the old cognomen of plj tree or limit 1ree, ami in Scotland liore tree, vi dorht frotn the facility with which pipva or tub for musical or other pi :;. have always been made by pi hing out the p:!h from the younger hrnm-liii.. WcKccintogettbe name from th- Dutch holder with the (iermnn Iml l ti th r. mi nun with the French, In I'nl'nn I vlieiboom, Iteliun nAtnlitirn, Ktixhia.t bnalna, ami SpenieJi saiuco. The eplced wineeoalnioalunlverkiilly nuule from the lurries in country die '.rli te, and the tuediclnul lrtina nt- trilillte.l-Ulnl not Without rell;.(.l l'l tl-ry many pre) nrHtions mnde fiom ii imrk. ahooie, leai tuid rix.t .v oun iry folk front time Immet mri!. and a proportion of which are ftmi'd In the Vluirtnacoiocla, have doubt lees made it a j.oiiihir plu nt, and gatlu nl around many of the itiimtlthn a. tale., ami urn rtihanrrd the virtiwa It is aaid to ''. At all evi nls, In m arly rw iy t-inty In Knglnod lie pmlws run l beard, and wnndrou tW-a In eontitt" (ion with it will he found to exist. D0UNTIE3 IN SEALS. Mat Mill Fare llasiat ae4 l.et Tear Matoeel It. Maine paid Umiitlra on l.f.f.3 ecu I and on 305 U-ar In I oS. In Istttnnly 3HJ erals end JVi I- are were DIM. The In err a of aral killing I due to e id em! Increase of the tm-inly, nmkli.g If one dollar. The brara hate Urea thinierd oul by eilrnsne killmtf. Why there sluniiil be a Ix'untjr on sls In .lajn, aaya Die New York Hun, to !bne who Ltkow that In a n gle year a eraj con- sullies 3.VI pounds of fish, whit h would mal.e C.rwi. p. u n. Is aawd tijr the kill. of of I.r.J s'ale In W. Most ,4 Ike fistt entea are roerev-frairml, eix h a am u-d la halting lobster ite -erulpine. fliiii.il rs. tHnro!a, rlr, hut not f'W valuable f.h. I.kr herring, alrii'.n and marlarel, are llllI l.y !), ariii'uls. !ii'h J rVul'y a ex-i-rl l-v erl l.itttter la enuring all (if h an'maia k'.W 1. Many l e'lly W r-l-. w e -'(. atxl il.U nire It a i f.treieeal were kill") during on I ' ) s rxartty why l'.inl r erw I i-rl 1er, They are hsiM- IfMir'n -.H.r il f-.t tlf t,t .',. Srtm. tr. I fc ntl ,!. hiiMH, w'J I 'fru'te of isrmus Hh!.wi rarrio. end frw.te of filenle. ei I m If er t'lrt itif feriwwra in any wey. Mair.e iie fle dollar and Vrk ten itiiar a 1,mi.J t-t hii! rg ll.ee mrA net. ire 1 , rrMre. 1 1 " Jite I'eul i'u,m, li. rnr'i j Jwt. 1. a a s .ut,s.. , t f .i rr w, Hl.t..!, I t , t ,.J j I . i, of , M,r. If.,' , .. ,f , , , ,. , I &. ,. I m, I, ,,,) , xe ,y,0 j c a. ei I is I t;.,i ',,(,, ,,, .J Uum 1 li.Mif taU.i m fet'era i i ' SWiFi PIGEONS." More Than a Mllo Hade a Minute In a Recent Trial. Aided by a southerly wind and a per fectly clear, sky, the first test of the pigeons which are to represent the first Chicago Homing club in the National federation races this year was a most notable success, says the Chicago Chron icle. The trial was remarkable In more than one feature. Two hundred and eighty-one birds, the largest number which the club has ever liberated from one racing station, made the trip, and of that number every bird was reposing peacefully in its loft by one o'clock in the afternoon. The time made by the first birds to arrive home was the fast est ever made over the course, and rep resents a speed of more than a mile a minute. The birds were noerateC? at Monee, 42 miles away from the nearest loft, at 7: 30 o'clock, and White Wings, owned by L. Verschueren, stepped back in its loft at 8: 14. White Wings was closely followed by nearly half the flock, and 50 arrivals were reported between 8: 15 and 8:17. Inasmuch as every bird spent at least as much as five minutes in circling before starting on a line for home, the speed shown is materially more than a mile in ench 60 seconds. As an illustration of how little even the best fanciers are able to judge of the merits of their own pets, it is in teresting to note thnt White Wings had been considered almost worthless. Only a month ago he was flown from Sixty first street, a distance of eight miles, to his loft, nud took 16 days to make the journey. That was his first trial, and he was sent to Monee Saturday quite as much in the hope thnt he would be lost as for any other reason. A HOUSEHOLD WORD. , Ludicrous Blunder Which Was Made by a Tresldlnir Offlcer, The Washington correspondent of the Chicago Times-Herald relates a laugh able incident in the career of Mr. Tnrs ne.y, of Missouri, who was until lately a member of congress from thnt stale, but-v.'iu unseated by the house.: The occurrence, it should be explained, took place some years ago, when Mr. Taruney was not so well known ns he is at pres ent. It was in the midst ol a political cam paign, nnd Mr. Tarsney, who hud gone to New York state in the service of his party, was announced to speak In a country town. The chairman of the mectiug, a local (jclebrity, w as properly minded to give the gentlemnn from Mis souri a handsome reception. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "we lmve with us to-night one of the great est statesmen of the great west, an ora toi famed throughout tho Mississippi volley, a gentleman whone uame is to you a household word. Permit me to introduce to you Mr. Mr. " ' Here the How of his eloquence wa checked, and leaning townrd the orator of the evening, he whirpcred: "What did you soy your name was?" "Tarsucy, of Missouri," whispered the orator. "Fcllow-citizen.M re.mime.l the rtu.lr. man, "It I my proud pleusure to Intro- uuce to you iur. Larceny, of Miasourl." Mr. Ilbodi Nosh, of Ihi place, was (aken In th tiiubt with cramping pain and the Beit day diarrhoea at in. Una look half a bottle of blackberry eordlal but got do relief. Hue) then sent lorn lo see if 1 had anything Ibat anolil help ber. I aeul her a bottle of Chamber. 1 in' CoMo. Cbloera and Diarrhoea lU-medy and Hie first dove f lirved ber. Another of oar Lei.bbor bid been lck lor abont a week an I bad Iried diffrenl retnrdirt for diarrhoea bnl kept gelling wore. I etui lira I hie asroe re me dr. Only fonr dar of it were rrquired lo Our lura. lie ay be owe tie rco ery lo Ihf wonderful rrme.. M'e. Mart Htbler. Kidnes. Mich. F.,r sale h Cubeer k lirock, draguiala. The i..inufaelure of felt I covered b) ; 1 1 j nt. m. 1 !.!-ited luarhinrw for Ixiok-biliding i'iiriilH-r 2,.V.(l. '.V.itrh and rlork making la eni-otir-ki'iiI by 3,r,ii patent. There are 1,4(9 different appliance. Inr drnw ing wire. Arl.nni.na bu one Intention In every i' ?J7 of It population. Three are t.2Ml pa tenia aexj tnudrUof a. ret rtirtal w Ire. There are 5,'j79 jxitent IkIs and N.rlir f.ir ibmra end fair. There are i.Trt dinVrr-nl kind of wiwe and saw ing ap(4iralu. VortS Carolina he one mienlor lo firry li.'vT of Us fopli. The utent offer litis u.d 7.'llft i l ie on laniidry appllnnrra. New Jrrry one Inventor lo ery ;.jT ot Me leifitilalHin. Tlir are l.iii l..ls nd, sr whl. h if) lis) Uasl, IN elt)ewoikirig.-i(li Ih llK let. Veltertslaf tteeeHfeei Ra). I.ovntgtn rate ie liri ,ii g m'si l4 ref id'y. I'rof lrtner!ri, of th MiMnlrn.! la'airal.rfv of I'aii I. . ..w .1 lw lo f.e I IW mi. I. i.ls f Ji.frt.cl niathinrs, at. I Ui etu i eriews lartfiilfrvt en I o l, r-' i "f f"W(t f la teiinb. An Im-i .!.i.,n aswrte llial ! tan tl pur Url ffffn ewli.1 'llrI ,y l!,r of tl,-iis. Ialr. m Ihry ha Men lnlrald In a t, frvw. Aa I nr b ih'.i. .r. I,, t. w!,. M not a .tlrlMre of a f.a.l e.w if g blt titt'st'lib'-d u-, rx'itt I a I. If rem Irom a r ulon,rr, a) lag : "I'lixtoaram rwle'l iffy lame. f.n-I more et. lMral jii. a-wb ,ur of lelH, I !,., .,b, ivf, a ;!(. is, .r. V "U t , !...), , , , . . , . ,,,, , ,r In.- . r"V . i'.i .,.. I, Sf, IrtlVMl I ( ,, .J t , I . ,.. , i frni --. . Highest pf all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report 1P2 Powder AD50.WTEE.Y HARVEST OF THE SEA. A Peculiar Occupation Followed Off the Coast of Ireland. Along the northwest coast of Ireland, on th5 borders of the Atlantic, dwells a hardy race of men whose chief occupa tion, when not engaged in fishing, con sists in the manufacture of "kelp." This "kelp" iseof great commercial importance, as from it is obtained near ly all our iodine a body of vast use in medicine. During the winter months the kelp burners set out in their frail little "cur raghs" (small canoe-like boats about 12 feet long, mode of canvas) and, proceed ing along the coast, fill the boats with sea-weed, from which the kelp is made. In this they are assisted by the women, who, bareheaded and. shoeless, take their turn regularly at the oars, nnd are almost as expert at it as the men. After a storm is the time selected for obtaining the seaweed, as by tliL force of the waves it has been torn from its bed and is cast in along thctshnre in large quantities. When the boats are laden, the seu weed is brought to a small creek, nnd there placed in heaps out of reach of tne tide, i'rom this it is carried in ereele on the backs of men and women to a point further inland, where it has to un dergo a process of drying. The drying comtists in exposing it to the sun and wind, and the better to do this they have rows of loose stone laid about 20 yards in length and a few feet in height. Along the tops of these they scat ter the seaweed. The drying takes months, so that spring Is well advanced ere it Is ready for burning. This does not matter, however, as owing to the fuel the pei,t or turf got from the borr at hand not being yet cut and dried (or "w in" n It is termed) It Is summer before the burning In the kiln can commence. The kiln is a deep trench dug In tin ground. Alternate layers of lut f and seaweed arc laid in this until full, nnd the whole In kept burning for ubot'l three weeks, until it enke. together In a large bluck man reiiembling coke, but much more solid and heavier. Tine is the "kelp." It I then broken Into blocks uhout 14 Inches square nnd brought by lmsii to the villages, where It U sold, to lv hlpH-d to more profitable market. Host ii n Post. EXPENSIVE MIRROR. WIU Urine; the Moon Within Thirty r.lRht Mllee of th r ye. A special train broujrht Into Pari t few day ago, wrapped In heavy felt Mankets, bound with softwoiKl luxips. rough block of cryatul, which la to form the mirror of the hug b kecone at the r.MH) exhibition. In Its iin-w nt elate the piece) of glue weigh ll,ft) jKiunda and ha already oixt t2ii,uoo. It will cot 30.ot!0 more ond luka 80 moc'h of polishing by a novel and se cret mechanical prove before It Ir fiuished. Ita dmmrter I ucurlr seven feet, aud It la expected to bring Hie lil'Miti within 31 mill's of Ihcryc, but the chief rxH-rt of the Parle obrrva lory any thnt Ha linngra will not lie dialinct a their are now at f 4 uiilee, Which Ihry believe la the Utmost Jirac- tlfhHe limit. The Ifortsr Was DUfaslnl. The nrprm. riimnklne. who cut Ms throat with a retor, wa In fnajil of ttu d. tor' premier at the time. In bu t, he waa tlffbt on the doctor 'e nidvwaJk, w hich la a liU ly-pard aijd kepi weik. of which the owner 'la rathrr earrful. At the I mi lies I the doctor tlifK rilwil lr horrible (-bt when lb licgro etl.uihid Li throat with the rror. Tlirn,' m the ilnrtor."! shouted tohlra torH off th sidewalk." (sees Ml farlrell The king of llelglutn, when walking otia day, called at farmhouse) and Baked for a glaea of milk. While be was drinking II, he heard lb koateaa eay lo her hatband la Flemish: "I wonder what that long nowd linrlislnoea will glew a l"T the) mllkf SS hriri the king ImoW out a Se-frn piece, nnd handed ll lo Ui woman, saying In I l. iiii-h: "Allow an to offer yoii IIhi pxrtraitof the lung fcted Lughabui." otith 1 1 i-mrHinlon fllfwl fNfal Iwwiaej file. hj mdinj-Muielure; intene liehing a4 atibf Ing; Bxiat at algLI, worae by aeralrhing. If allowed to oaliBna lamer Lira, a bicb efla mA and Blear ala, (worn rag eery eora. fsTi UlVTstawf alop I ba llchmg and bleed tag, Leak norln, aa.I la aaoel aaaesj re mot b laaxof AI drfiele, at if d, ( a f) !. If H ! Hsn, I'MladeltMa, A ri'iu.U r of ilr , I, . s ,e lately Urn IfHrl.t,,) l,y ,(,', h ,,rt, Btapes) I eairvd aiM. an-l at. bee a renJIe ? 1,'nlf ? a. roe of ibe eer roii,. i N H, in ... rarrylig a U'"ry that !, ,,f l,, l.i,.p-Lx h nmy 1st of e i ,im any ;. .irnl sl,., 'l-ei of a - I fmk, fr li s'),,- is l M In a rt. t,!r ..t,,,n t rn Ihes .f!l the arvl in ihe ri.ir rsbe te I n!(r te.. ai j ike In nd' r I ' ' Ure wnl Im rtt I t H e Ln i l.e I , !, ;sf i'ii e U,,-.. f-totlw-reaera I .'. etf I ',, , ,,;,; , , , tt,, t a te I MM . a 1, n at , I, o . i" ' I i . ui li i, , . I l-l ' I II, f W , f ,.,-, te i?..f,e l.,i.,ji f.r IL i.j,,-, r .i t. in Li i' so i . r,(j ,.f ! If .lb !' t I l4R FG &S DOG DETECTIVE. Does What Hnmsn Sleuths Had Worked Upon Three Months In Vain. The Cincinnati papers contain an al most incredible story, which, neverthe less, seems to be well authenticated. In the early spring of 1895, a business man of Cincinnati, Charles Hermann by name, disappeared, and no trace of him could be found. For three months detectives worked upon the case with out avail. Soon after his disappearance, Her mann's dog was found, badly poisoned, and near the point of death. The ani mal was sent to the hospital for dogs, and remained there two months under treatment, not being suffered to go out. But his life was saved. . When at last the dog was liberated, he began to search for his master; and after a geod deal of running about, commenced digging on the banks of the Ohio river, opposite Cincinnati. There, after a time, ho nueurthed tho body of Clmrles Hermann. There arc indications that n murder was committed, and that poison was administeicd to the dog nt the same time. Very likely it wns throwv to him by malfactor who dared not shoot or touch him. The body was identified, but un fortunately the sagacious dog could do no more. ; Bout hum Educational Advancements. According to Prof. Alexander Hogg, Btate muntigei' of public schools in Tex as, while the south has gained 54 per cent in population In the last 20 years, the Increase in the enrollment of school attendance hn been 130 per cent. In the same period the value of the school property has Increased from $16,000,000 to $51,01)0,000, on addition of nearly $2, 000,000 per year. Of nil the people in the south, white and black, one In five I In nttendnnce at school during some port of the yeur. ThiB is the proMirtlon in Saxony, which excels till countries In Europe. It is estimated that of the $320,()i)ti,oim expended for education in the south iu the last IS year one-fourth, has been for the colored race Detroit, Free Press. H'lueeseil to Death In a Ntumo. George Bennett, of Eden, Out., met with it hui iil.le death the other evening. He wen nf-ii;,tii:;r in the oi erntion of splitliiU' larpc hliiini H with n jack screw and Imd one m-arly s lit, when he Htcp; ed ii.to the ojm nl: . Suddenly the J.ui seri-w s.ri:i ;r oi:l. I'ie etuui) lion d I I e a ihui, e:it hiii-r Pi limit, nnd he wus alow ly s'liuet d to death. A ( liiiuiiuu's ri(o,t ( rime. A Chitiiii.ieii nl h'haiiglini cotiiuiiiterl the oth( r dnv lint is I he I'rvntexl of nil rriinr in rhiiiu-e jun..it udi nee, Ly li.urii 'i iiii' Imi -riii,iir.' thi r. I he tn-n- ally fur liiia is li b "i ut r.,i Into lo.noo piece." nnd Ihe n nrdi rer'a fulher also I puni In d for having Lrntighl up such a rrimluiil. CATARRH Ua LOCAL DISEASE a4 Is la resatl el sM a4 Seeesa altaialM ckaeass. ll ran be oiwl lr a iuant esHf win' Kai-ensd di nrii Ininii,. a.aifiis. H. 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