s&- - -a-sr A HOT NUMBER. OFFICIAL s1-- PAPER f Ae Heppner Gazette. Without it the Heppner hills would appear dry and barren. People read it; business men advertise in it. A LARGE NUMBER.... Of Morrow County's citizens read the Heppner Gazette. Kot much of an authority on agriculture or poli tics, but true to the interests of its neighbors. i jT H FOURTEENTH YEAR SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. FCBLISHKU Tuesdays and Fridays BY 'UK PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, A- W. PATTERSON. , Editoi Business Manager fhf ,8 per mr' W-85 for 81X -onth, 75 ote. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THM PAPKB is kept on file at E. 0. Duke's Jr l Agonoy,4 end 85 Merchants liiohiuigs, Ban Iranoieoo, California, where oou. mum iur nuverHHum can ne intwie tor it. 0. R. & N. "Local card. I rain leaves Heppner 10:45 p. m. dallv, except Bunday. Arrives 5:00 a. m. daily, except Mon day. West bound passenger leaves Hcppuer Junc tion 1:11 a. m.; east bound 1:33 a. in. Freight trains leave Heppner Junction going east at 7:. p. m. and 9:10 a. in.; going west, 4:30 p. m. and b.15 a. m. Cnited State Offlnliils, f losident. . Vice-President Secretary of Htate Secretary of Treasury..,., Secretory of Interior.... Secretary of War Kecrefary of Navy........ Postmaster-General . Attornny-(Teneml ..G rover Cleveland .... Ad ai Stevenson .... Richard 8. Olney ....John G. Carlisle .........Hoke Bmtth ..Daniel S. Lament ...Hilary A. Herbert .William L. Wilson Secretaryof Airricaltn;""." J. Sterling Morton State uf Oregon. Governor. w. P. Lord secretary of htate H. K. Kincald ST pTv- pnU- m etenhsn mit. I'nltlin Instruction . M. Irwin Attorney General c. M. Idleman WetisDrs i W. MeBritle 3. H. Mitonell Uoopressmon J )!jnKert.I',.,rmiul' , . , 1 W. H. Ellis F"""' W. H. Leeds u , , ( R. B. Bean, 'Supreme Judges ) F. A. Moore, ( O. E. Wolverton Plxta Judleial District. J.ronit JiMm. Stephen A. Lowell Prosecuting Attorney II. J tiean Morrow County Officials. .'"Hit Senator A, W. Gowan l-earesnntative J, K. Rrown i onnty.iu.nre.... A. (i. Bartholomew ( oniiriiiMioners J. H. Howard , J. W. Beckett. ' 'lnrk J.W.Morrow ' Sheriff E. L. Vat'ock Trucunrer Frank Gilliam ' Aswwir ... J. c. Willis " Hu eyor J. W. Horuor Kchool 8up't Jny W. Hhiplcs Coroner B F. V.uhan BEPPNEH TOWS OrnOCRR. Myot.. .Thos. Morgan C rtmilmen 9, H. Horner, K. J. Rlomun, Frank Rogers, Geo. Conser, Frank Uilliam, Arthur Minor. Keoonlnr , , J. HsIWk TreiMnrar.... , K. L. Fnwlsnd ...Judson Hnrmon MsrsUal A. A. Robert Precinct Officer. Jmttoaof the Pro W. K Rirhanlson Constable N. 8. Wnetatone United State Und Ottirers. TBI DALLE. OR, J. r. Noifi.. Register A. b. Uuurs Itooeivi UAlinuLO. 7 ' ?'n Knal.ter .. nouiuns . ....Iteoeiv BSItST BOOISTISS. 11AWUNS POST, NO. IL G. A. R. Mwu at Letintfton. Or., the last Hatnrday of -acr. month. All veterans art lnvltd ti l,,in. C C. Moon. Adinmnf, bso. W. Hhith. C-ommaiiiliw, LUMBER! yi HAVK FOR MALE A IX KINDS OF CN dressed Luuitwr, Mnulwof lUppner, at Vhat Is know a a the HOOTT BAWMIIjIj. r 1.000 FEIT. ROl'OH. " " - CLIAK, I 00 17 tO V .KY?r..,n. HEPPMER, WILL ADD v ( r mn, at'iiiuouai. The abov quoutluns ire itrlotljr for Cash. L HAMILTON, Prop, Mil lam of Heppner. WM. PtM.ANI, ED. It. Prvaiaeak BIKHOP, Caaklvr. TRANSACTS 1 mili BANKING BUSINESS coiaa:gtioxs MU on Fivoral.U Tiiua, EXCHANGE BUUGHT & SOLI) If KITS KM. if ORKOOS Oolario-Iioros Slave Line BIIS-ii'sTEBELIIE H. A. WIL'.UVS. r-0. oxTAitto.nunxs Iw Piv Iii at n. m. an4 k tit ! Obtarlq la 4J Loara. Sinqlo Faro $7.CO. Hound Trip $10.00 t&"11ttmth f1l 1 rsi pm rkil, fiUHXS CAXVOX l.r'!M.t,"f ,m . .ir r . I , .. ., n , . ,., , I" n I""" 1. t- .,., I , ,.ut ik tt. r,iBrt., ui Utxv ' ! rtt. Cx4 A-ci;,'.. :i h'irrx f l tka lima M f lb WMklf ' ll,Wt. Wllk lh.(t-i..Ull OfTl , ... ' -t.mymw i.f . niiow.,.., IWI1 m K.a a .erMa .n .. na , t-eemtn, aa a.J In. rl J .n.l. it, W,. r f4 l"ilaf, aa ealtrU t M d aalwrtkM. , AMEmCANdOURNALISM. Ifs Oddities As SetForth by a Literary Gentleman In a BeUe t rance. The common saying that dhe has to ffrf abroad to hear the bestof the home news is admirably exemplified in a re cent number of the Annales Politiques et Litteraircs. Michel Delines devoted a column to the setting; forth of an astonishing; feature of American journalism. French newspapers, he says, do not mind misprints very much A coquille that does not absolutely tear up and threaten to bring the roof down oa the compositors' heads is left for tae reader to correct. At the very worst, the correction would be limited to a wmple erratum. Far different is it in America. There editor, proof reader, compositors attack each other in the columns of their paper when a misprint occurs. "This is what har, constantly in America," Mr. Delinoa ays, and the numerous Parisians whn are going to Chicago will have occasion to und it out as I have just done." And then he (roes on tn .Mnt appalling case that he, refers to. An American editor nnnlno-i ,t- , print, laying the blame on his proof reader, and adding the remark that if that careless person would nm.i,i,n .u.i!..i. ... : w iss wit,n the pretty girls Who work in the m-oss-rnnm r,A with the Droofs fl. 1 iff 11 tnnT.A U blunders would not happen. To this paragraph the proofreader appends a note to explain that his evesiffht. 1 hot very good and that he needs new spectacles, which he has been meaning to buy put of the S10.S5 whir.h th or has owed Lira since last December. oesmes, ine Dest reader in the world would be of no use in an nffln. . the componitors throw every day more type at each other's heads thn set. Then the comnnsifnra Tau' . , " "J tVi 1,11 Cll innings, assailing the reader of proof with many unkind and diannnrw..,. remarks, of which the least offensive is mar, ine oldest settler has never seen him sober. All this, Michel Delines informs us, is only the plain unvar nished truth about American newspa per ways. It is a r,hnple unexaggera ted record of events which has just found "dans un recent numero de 1 Arizona Kicker," and which he swal lows wnoie without credulity. one gasp of ln- A STRANGE STORY. Death of the Notorious LMack Canon ol Lyons. The death is aunounced In Paris of Abbe lloullan, the famous or in-famous-dafroque, the Iilack Canon of Lyons, the r.-al luro of "La Has," says a corr;-.t;ordt'ut. Though he niaucs out rare appearance in M. Huvs. mans' romance, hi influence dominates uooif irom bep inning to end. And weu lb mitrlit. f ir in r,-,m I, uiong ine strangest Rpirit-j of his gen oration. La Fiiraro snvs: "To th ,.., . v. w a a ning of an impostor ho added a pro found and devious Kc!iolan,liip. Marie ana ine arts ol a .T:a l;er age hid no se nuerrianco f, t..B church the arch 11. him of 1.,.;.. mi- . . . .curnou a colleague, ent two worthy canons to reason with him. Hut lie called down so ninny devils upon their .oub inu. uiey were on!y too glad to leave him in peace. For many years he has devou-d hiin.self to the practice of his art and profited greatly thereby. "It was his wont to administer la messe noire, with U it, obscene rites, in a private chnpti lx-yond the heights of Mont I'arna, and from many a dis traught soul h cxorci:-d tn-i,,.n! demon. Ha dic! ----- "iivu 'k 4t r"T. H is but a few months ago n.i cnu .fi upon to relieve an uuioriunuits iiMiy from a double spell. oi merely wat.thn vlrtim hy physical pain, but tret -a and plant llie Illatrk Canon bv hi. """ mhiantiy cured the bodily anguish and would have restored the loaves and bl.i.m of the lady's gar .leri had not aht too suddenly closed r i.urno. a airaViintf frum h niA uie aires, tie leaves none to Inhrnit his occult power, for he would h- i-pisru me cxprnineriU of so patrnt an amatenr as Col. de Iiocha. Waa he the slave of anwrxtiilun nr able and contemptuous cynic? For the sake of humor and hla nwn rn. mlikl. it to trustwl the latter." In.llnrt la Tobnu. It l a common IrlU f In in.t;. If a cobra Is killed iHt In a buttrmiow. ,ihrr of the spe cips will I aitracUHi to tl. fi i w.rn.p,md.it of the I'ionrrr Mall ff-or.li an Incident which appears to lDdl. aU. as he mjs. that there i, s.tme truth In thia thwv. aw,m. . ni'inttMia'M lL IHi-rtoti kUM a ttrr larjrw col,r in the compound of hit liHirftow at tiinsmin. at., I h.j o. Mo atnrT.-l and a, i vp ,y m Batl mo- ch". rlnf tht n lh n lnf.ld with I i'v nakRil nolrwtihiwi rlfhl u!l t-rown cobra. Bwirirt f fr..ttt f.ir frt rlg-l.l Inrhri U five f.rt f..ar larkra. have hi killed t'l. rw. our .f vhn h waa alttltiff P. With I'.S hool e-U-ndod. Mitrn. 1il. . it . i . """Kl U IH4s Wbn lha remain. of It ptv - rv. -1 friend were. It la a rH a fin t that cverr sniV. ok.. id ws maklti In the dirertb.a hi .mii1Iw. and ft-t of them how fl.-ht when UfVlod. The lat lo w,-r wliliin a fi. fi nt ... " ol. II lrrtn killed thew tiHa (l.'4. iw w..re aleanrinr p lh urtn.v drive tUtr, .ueihras ha , -n k.-n a otser parts of lh Uatkt fll! rnt lraM niaa. MmMoms-Mnwior,; tat iiahiti, 4 Mipfflof) fesoat at alftttj rw hi a-fiU'of, if a::.4 to (rliotl ' tf total, a am), oflaa b!d at 4 -' - mmm '!, brrr4l)ic aeef aora. h4t Olf Hit .1 M lb. Il-tu- ..J kii fw 30 IVala. .!a4aBla, A f e i HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRT DAY . JULY 17, DIAMOND An Expert Discourses on the Meteorto Theory. Until recently the view obtained cur rency in scientific circles that the dia mond originated in some secret process in the depths of the earth and was brought to the surface along with its matrix, the "blue earth," by volcanic acuon; dul whs view is no longer tena ble. The diamond is not thrown up from the depths, but falls from the heights! This, at least, is the conclu sion to which we are at length being forced, says an exchange. The meteoric theory has recently re ceived important confirmation. Great masses of meteoric iron are found in Arizona and a piece of this was for warded to Herr Konig for examination. The iron proved exceedingly hard and it was only with the greatest difficulty that it was cut through. The cut passed through a hollow which on ex amination was found to contain dia monds. They are certainly small and black and of very little commercial value, but all the greater rn their sci entific significance. There were other hollows filled with black coal, a piece of which, on being treated with nitric acid, revealed a minute white diamond. This is the first discovery of diamonds in me teoric iron. . Is the diamond really a stranger here on earth, a wanderer from remote re gions of space? -Are the : glittering stars diamond factories? Is the moon furrowed by meteorites, richer in dia monds than the earth? Most probably, for it has no oxygen atmosphere in which the diamonds could be consumed on their passage through it , , . And when a shooting star "goes out" when a meteor flashes on its fiery course is it a diamond that lights its path by combustion? It may be that the fire balls that gleam for a moment mark the combus tion of a diamond's priceless value. On the other hand it may be that combus tion is supported simply by coal. unere lies the diamond land? Who sent to earth the carbon crystal for which men so often resign what is of more value than even the Koh-i-noor nonor, faith, justice? SPED OF SHOOTINQ STARS. Swarms of Them Flashing Through Space a i ronifflons Rate, The shooting stars are small bodies, weigning, at most, a few pounds, and consisting mainly of iron and carbon. They traverse space In swarms and also revolve around tke sun in long, ellip tical courses like the onmoia vvh.. these little bodies enter the earth's orbit they are deflected toward the earth and Public Opinion says great numbers are seen In a single night Their bright ness is due to the heat engendered by tho energy of their motion. Their speed is enormous, viz.: Forty-two and a half kilometers a second, while the speed of me conn on its orbit is only twenty ii .e Kilometer a second, forward. Con sequently when a shower of them ap proaches tho earth in the direction on- I . i i - a '. ... . to.wu kj im course, mo initial speed is seventy-two kilometers a second; when they follow on its course they gain six teen and a half kilometers a second on It their mean rate of approach being thirty to forty kilometers a second. The friction cngondurs a temperature of three thousand dugrees Celsius, sub ject to which they burst into flama If under Uicms conditions their substance is not vaporized, they pass through and beyond tho tipper strata of our at mosphere and pursue their proper counto around the sun; but aa a rule they are vaporiwd. In which CRM fha japor mingles with the atmosphere, to fall later a meteoric dust In thia manner we come in contact ann.,,.n. with one hundred and fortv-.! mi!ii,i. of shooting stars, which add considera- vij to Uio earth's subMance. FOOD OF AN ANCIENT PEOPLE. They r! on polls of In. thasa and 11.4 "! leatad Anltnala. iiciumuiy acaltcrotl tlir,.,ir,K .k. relic bed of Switzerland's lake am iragmoniary rcmnanU of Ita am-l-nt pcopie a iooo. we learn that tbey were not cannibals, for, amid a profusion of animal oonct. very few of tha hum.n specie have been detected. The de port of the earliest arttlrmenu prove that the inhabitant were ardent hunt. em. and then largely fed a the spoil w, i i iiuH-. nut in alter air. a,k. lartning- occupation were followed to a greBter extent the fJoah of tamed ani mala wm chiefly eaten. Tti botua have mostly been split open, oVmbtlew for the purpo of r traUriir the mar row. Among the anitaala ilitn.tl,..t.ui bjr Iba lake dweller rra tlm o. ik. sheep and the roaL Their sulla. Ilka tnerr nuMHerr dwellinga, wPr unon tha water; and luanlltle of the Utter pro IM fr thorn hate been fourwl in i)a mini oi tne lake. !', whkh ha alw been largely dlarovenl. I thought by the Urntletnan Mafaclna to have lortnra tne aiceping courhe of the bounchold. KurDcroua wild frnlta. aiu-h a apple, peara, pltina, raspberries and Rata, rr Itn lu led In tha e..kl. diet of the Kwisa aWijrloeai arid Um oVl-rtlon of appl parlnjr teaUfled to a certain ok-eiy rt their ruUlna. They cultivated Ihe common cereal. Wheal and Urleyt and flat round rake baa been diAinlnred,. and also aevarmi tre, between whkh the irrain wa ground. Mra. riWIla Joh. fl M pi tea, ib alib rrmp0 paln( 4 lb it dr diarrhoea M la. fiha to k blf a hfttlla ml Waelberry anrdiaf Hal t4 a raluf. Hh ti,.s m, to m if 1 had aetlbinff lkt mmU t,mp b. I at hi a bolllanf Cbhr. Uta'a CoHa. fblo.r, ,M r,nW, Itemed aad h fltt dm r.tu.. I,., nt tal.kHe.ea p.4 fe lte wr krmai M1 bad tried d.f?,i . ... . ' f' M'Unt I Ml lloj ILi tn ...!. " ' " M.ll. us,, (.,.... CBaf frotk, Mtta. ia If COLD WAVE IS. Wave but an Avalanche of Cold Ai The term "cold wave" applied to a sudden and great fall of temperature is a figure of speech. It is rather an avalanche of cold air that comes down upon thd country, explains Prof. Eus sell in the Engineering Magazine. The essential idea in a wave is repetition. In the eastern part of the country there is a regular change in the temperature of air of about 15 degrees from day to night. In the high and dry regions be yond the Mississippi river the daily range is 45 degrees in some places. The great irregular changes called cold waves have no definite period. The weather bureau definition nf cold wave is a fall in temperature of 20 degrees or more in twenty-four hours free of diurnal range . and extending ever an area of at least 50.000 amm miles of country, the temperature some where in the area going at least as low as oU degrees. Marking on a map where a cold ...wave has occurred by lines through the places of equal fall of temperaturo the areas are seen to be in closed and sometimes very great in ex tent. In one of the greatest cold waves in recent years, that of February 17, 1883, the temperature at 7 a. m. was 20 degrees lower than at the same hour on the day preceding throughout an area of 1,005,OOJ bqual-e miles, extend ing from Lake Superior and Georgian bay on the North to the Tao Grande on the south and from Kansas City to Cin cinnati. Iusiclo of the urea of 20-degree fall there was an area of BO-degree fall of 040,000 square miles; iasido of the area of 30-degrce fall there was an area of 40 degree fall of 187,0.0 squaro miles; in side the 40-degree fall there was 81,000 square miles of .SO-dcgree fall, and in side of the 50-tlegree full a full of 00 de grees at Keokuk, la., the center of tha Jold wave, tho temperature, which was ;0 degrees on the morning of February i, uuiujj aero ine next clay. Price of hu Entree of Society. The London Times and Telegraph published the other day this remarka ole advertisement: "A lady of title, moving in the best society, will receive a young lady into her house as a friend. Terms, ten thousand dollars per an num. Any introduction of such will be handsomely acknowledged. Address Patrician, 13,720, etc." At once the court ifflcials set to work and they found that it emanated indirectly from the widow of a baronet, who is in a posi tion, to offer tho sociul advantages which the advertisement implies, but she finds herself in a very straitened financial condition; hence the advertise ment. While tlwj ofiVuls refuse to give the narao of this latter-day "Patrician" they havo taken bteps in warning de butantes and their parents against this expensive lodging, and furthermore the baroness has been notiiwd that if she appears in society with any strange or unknown lady her n imo will le given to the press as the a thorn of the ad vertisement THE AMERICAN PREMIER. ! a. Comparison Between tha American and English Kpeakera. The parallel between the Enpiuh the American premier is, of course, by no means exact In the first place, our speaKer is powerful only in the house. write Albert Ituhhuell Hart in the At lantic on "The Speaker a a Premier," wnnc tne premier, throiiirh hi mnlnr. iij iu um House or common, may, and t. ik. i. ... . irequentiy doe, overawe the bouse of lorda. The scnute i not bound to rec ognise the leadership of the speaker of mc nouHe oi representative: hut even here there is an evident convenient in having a pnrty chief, capable of laying " Iiicy or snwenslve meanure ana or nrgin.T thoae meaaurv through. Whenever hereafter tho two Iioum- ara controlled by the name parly, it in prob able that soma iutito. of" nl, l.l, it,. ipeaker in the l aling nu-mlter, will ar range a iirograttuutj of legislation for ofn nrmne. m the M'etKl plive, the peaker I ch.wen for a definite unn of two years, unlet by vote cnnpfUed tooner Ut resi-n. Ut parti.-a in the LntUid SUtea are much more stable than in EngUmL The paHy which electa the speaker Invariably hold Ita majrity Ut the end of that congee. Nothing, therefor.1, but the lUrirrd of the wiah of hi own follower U like ly to dontroy th sjieaker a power; and when hi follower no longer stand by him, hi ptmltl m U mtf h like that of the premier a.faint whom the houM id Common ha pttawd a vot of want of Crmflilent-e. Tha speaker mttr.t retlgn. and hia po. IHk-al Influence will m denlroymL Tin aeciitivc part of the premier power I twit within rea h of tlte iea!er; but If tha tradition of party artloo thronffh tlie speaker eontlnnea, tha frefteral p,,. k-y of the party will be formed aoaato Include rjieeutlvt arlWm. A ireai.bfil who wUhe Ut aland well with bi party U likely to aid in carrrinirotilthet.ro. eramme arranifed by the junto of wkkh me .peahrr u tin iraiii.r memlier. "i mot recent alllilon to tha peaker power h not been Conferred "7 recent VM of the Imhimi n adtH. '"IT ''' m fe1 U t4 eprext la x,m enioiimKm, I he a U of Mnnru. oe WHAT TU Not a the rl. of the h-mm: It U a natural '"'I' l rr.,w l. .). h Urn mwth, and part of tha tendency eileted ,r m,. ly. A imu,n Ur lhr(rlnit th halionat. faU end hue ka a trunk full of rhveb.pra n Btelpal iriloiM Ut pit re.tnailillity 'h 'f ( h U a rl!plr, of tl,o "P in briiloal rather than ap 1lr ' '"r-l ..f aome patron, arh I. rda. It U a whole,! reactloa u u'"-l. dale. and otlrwiw. pr, from tha divided lrfM.mlbi',.iy and In-TlUd lio.hsand pr-raboi wasteful lyatem of cmdwUftg lb bul ''"a" the ot.l ol t i. m-mrmA -mm u i vKiatnitv. It aeenrr. .1 l...t the e,rnl.r ration of tha Meaaore held Of rm teller Of th aaajorlty Ut b mai Important TV-a m.urr msv r may aH be t tha pabita fMl, but ummr la new ;ttm tha pubUa bat a ttr onwrtunity Uj pi rpl VWf aja tbM tiUfi of a.r. WR. Mer any vtm. must yimi Ha orrilf, namely, i ha great teaera id tV m ), y. The r.t-m lv IWre f r. tik"!r I e.w,in.d l-i pelieHW, if IV 4 lu t i ro- I .!,.. y t, j,,,.' wha U tM Bi..ty. pow.r ,., aMreUed by U iaar Ui ymiAt aaamratepl Waaak tmrnnt rW er, ana win somewhat increase. Since tne legislative department in every re public constantly tends to gain ground at the expense of the executive, the speaker is likely to become, and per haps is already, more powerful, both for good and for evil, than the president of the United States. He is premier in legislation, it is the business of his party that he be also premier in character, in ability, in leadership or statesmanship. SPOTTERS ON STREET CARS. Soon Spotted by the Conductors, They Are Given the Sixth Degree. Every street-car line in New York employs from forty to sixty "spotters," Who are paid twenty cents a round trip, and whose business it is to see that all fares received are rung up on the car indicator. "It's the easiest thing in the world," said a Broadway car conductor to 'a World man, "for us to snot, t.h om In the first place they have to keep track of every person who gets on the car and they can be seen" taking notes. The usual method is for the spotter to carry a pocketful of beans. As a passenger gets on the car he transfers a bean from a full pocket to an empty one, and when he leaves the car, as he usually uuoo wiiKu u neanv reaches thn to,-. minus, he looks at the indicator, and at -r - wiJ his leisure counts the beans and sees if the number tallies with that shown on the register. "Usually the spotter gets on the car about five blocks from the starting uuo ui mem once told a friend of mine that he had two pockets in one, so he didn't have to take his hand out at all. The spotter's word is always taken, and it is seldom that a conductor gets anything but his dismissal notice. "There is no appeal from his report. Seven trips a day is the average made by these men, and if they do not report a man or two a week the officials think they are not attending to business. There is one consolation to hnnnnt. ductors, however, and that is that the spotters nave men to watch them, and no one spotter is known to another. Their statements are all mailed to the car superintendent at his residence, and they get their pay each month by mail. It sometimes happens that two will board the same car unknown to each other, and perhaps give in different re ports. Whenever I am sure of a spot ter I give him the sixth degree as he fets off the car. "I can't tell you how It is done, but it works to a charm, and before night tour or five other conductors know him ind the next day ho is known to as nany more, so that in a few weeks nost of us 'get on,' as tho boys say. It lever fails, and the spotter becomes a walking sign to the men on the road, -oa eyes are as keen a can bo." A LONG DANCE. aa OU-Tlme KnglUh Aetor Who Sklppaa from London to Norwich. The longest dance on record I. nr,.k. ably that of William Kemp, an actor of some ceieority in the reign of Queen Elizabeth. He was a comedian danced all the way from London to Norwich. He was attended by a tabor er, a servant and an overseer, and tha Boston Globe thinks It was doubtles a good thing for hiin that there were no omnibuses or police then. fr thev would probably have imposed more Im- peuimenmin the way of his progress man uiu tne country people, He tart- ea wun several preMnts of groats and crooked sixpences for lm k, ami laden wun inew; danced to Stratford wit!: out rest. There many invited him t llwli.t. I . . I ... ... imhvho notes or the tabor cut snort ma joeularll lea, and he pranced ou io morn, wiicre hu had to reject another curoue that wits offered to nun. rrom Jirorl bo tluneel In the moonlight to a point mar lU.mfont ami mat en.n a los first day's exploit NuWquent'y ha went In for early rising Ut avoid market je-ojile. and though suffering from a rpntinof the hip which l.e received he danced it wen agoin, to Vu, !.!i,r!,t of t - "(niiwicu nun, some two hundred In i umber. When he reaebwl Chelni ,, , rd that he conl 1 fo.l ditnea i.l all ,. . i.uic, anil in ; loiirth tl.t i dance wa a hard oiio-tl,l.-! WlKu on Kiftn at i 1 1 a and lane full of de f, l.olea, o that aotnetime. he !) .. be "aklpt up to tha ""'" " "'en um t have plneed him In woeful plight IU r.- ted at l!mlntrea aud iUne.-. threo m!le off 1,1. n.. day'a journey. Hu r.ext Mop wat Sudbrrry. where a buoher ih..i dane with bliii, tost In half a mile he wa urea ana l.u.l u i. n. ianetxl the ten mile, trim is,.,- Thetfonl tl.rea hour. 111. L.t lge a to I:m tlnn.l. f,,., i.ii. point bin ptet BMempled to aee.iniiiany him. but lay !.. fr..m f.,i end of two fields V.ht-n l. e.....,-.i Norwich Iw In 1 1 1 ,!, In noil the city twire. f ,r (.1 wrm- r miue.1 him in the rrotv.l arid tmi.l.. ... it.- flUtanee over again to avoid aov i.i. bUity of error. QUEER COLLECTIONS. . n. .r.n. T..tr .,m. .,u Tt Ht BnsM 'l l Artiilr. Tretty nearly every aort of wj and ' thln-r. fr.n deaih rnank ' rapiia of f.o-oi.a rn ,n I,. "J a I r e I ,r 1 a M!nd e..;i.. ..f U broken l.l... .. Moorianoria-ln. end will not buy a perfwl t ie. but ,, . j,r,tl fi rf frjfrt).nl. la tAt.n a .i: eif ,lM wiaktic I. .(er?. et. b ari Uri- pr,e ) mm, wr.. h p- rlth In h!a fie; ;M K, ,1 , trt.n tat 'lerrfi.ft. "f Ur .1 i-tiutu e.,11... t: .... of 'n.a .iM t., i, to. . a ' . hit ..! on m .'. rn. h ''III Mi. W It'l ''.'! !,!.,! Va awrt ail fa4rt, Us f r.l ' WfUWWftiiTT" " 8f'ttM(a-H(ai) 1896. Highest of all in Leavening i rN.. a-. ... Absolutely euh?e sive collection of scorpions ana centi pedes so far reported, the specimens' numbering over fifteen hundred, and each having been captured by himself. The specialty of a business man in New York city is rattlesnakes' tails, and While he never saw a live rattlesnake outside of a menanvrie. ho rivo ,,.,. ! 8et of rattles he can lay hands on and has a cabinet full of them. GRATEFUL COLONISTS. How They Repaid Sir Robert Waloole's Kindness. Before the war of the ' revolution F.ngland populated some of her Amerl- 1 m . ... - 1 colonies with convicts and paupers. . resiuem oi uetrolt finds In the tat- ( terea pages ol an old book, published uuuuuuuicu years ago, tne lollowing reference to the'objectionable practice: When Sit- Robert Walpole was prime minister of England he sent a shipload of convicts to be distributed between Pennsylvania and Virginia, and noti fied Dri Franklin, who was the repre sentative or commission,er, to look after the American' interests. The doctor, in response, wrote- him expressing the thanks of the colonies for the maternal care of Great Britain for her colonies so strongly manifested, and that, as an expression of American gratitude( he had the honor to inform him that he had this day sent him by tho return ship a collection of rattlesnakes, and would respectfully 'uuggest that he have them introduced into bin majesty's garden at Kew, in order that they might propagate and inti-caw, at the same time assuring his excellency that they would bo as beneficial to hit majesty's English dotninionfi as British convicts were to his Arucrium pousies slons. Just I.Ike I'ale-Fari'. ' ' An incident occurred at Olney (Pa.) Methodist church, some time ago which served to call a halt on long winded sermons. The housekeeper of the parsonage is an Indian woman. who was secured through the Carlisle training school, and who has ever been ono oi most prompt attendants at all the church services. The pnlpit was filled one Sunday evening during the warm summer month by an old time clergyman, whose prosy doctrinal ser mon or a "lull yard wide." set manv in the audience a napping long before the -nithly and finally" auction of the dl- course had been reached. The Indian housekeeper, unaccustomed to such an lnmrvation, and being regular In her hour of retiring, after several vigor ous yawn stood up lit her place In the "meeliu house," ami raising up her right hand exclaimed in broken Eng. lish: "Home! me sleepy." Tho effect wa electrical; the sermon was cut thortand the congregation soon dis missed, and short aertoona are said to be in order since that day at Olney. rifla l.lunls nf llnrues. According to the testimony of our mot reliable naturalist the only genni of "flying serpent" now known to in habit tha earth In a family of reptile which make their home'ln the great forest of Borneo, mentioned by Min k, William, Klntie and other a "th flying 11ardsof the Honth ea.H Tha best known sjiecle of this flying aam rlun Is Draro Voleti l.-vkll, a striped, snako-like liurd aboui fmirtecn of IUn Ittelie In length when full grown. The primary color of Draco ara red and yellow, ia band, dot, crenceuU att J stripe, the red prwlomb Dating Ut audi aa erteot that th erratara appear a a carmlna rocket when aa'.ling throngh the air. Noma have declared that hi wing are 1 Stall" like thof the American flying qtilr rel, tint Meek say "tliey approach true wing and can I n.cd by tha littla katirian t guide blmsclf at will" A llnrtiMi ap.nitlilaa. The petirt bvnteraof Ibtrneoand ad. Jeetil Ulan.U hve a peetiliar kttprr tllon. V.ben they p,.n shell In eareU of pirK they tli every ninth um. wnether It te lar.ra or amall. ami put it Into a laiitla with a dead man'a linger. 'I hr ara kept ami r known a "see I jm nrl," or ' l.reltiia; per!,, and the native of thn inlatula men ti..hed rrii.tr I Move that they have the powi rutf rrprodne in? tliefrklnd. It every k arl put Intotlie phial, two rraln of ria ara thrown la fir tha pearU t) "feed ' upon. Soma of tha White gem ti tinier of Itrtiro bellv in the mom r.tiiiMn a flrmlr a tha na tive do. Ithttnld that nearly every but abitr the eoatt La It "tl. ajl lie grr" l.t!l with from ulna to lea time lht liiit'il-rr of "aeed tlrl." tha de rajltif .!!e)t and tha rVa rtrefnltr Uwed awy amoftf them. What Make I Tklnif, Th'rt I simply a natl by wklek "f fJ'tl li In tha ytem I mada n..tn. tnd in a (! .f l,.KH It I et.rrHy faithful Indlolmn of tha wanUff (.if Ur, iur thlmt I f;r t Imlf.-at ,. y B prenlur drynea of tha tnow'h 6t fatice, rauke.) I t a fall- ur of ti.o Varrn?, al hen.Th ut .r. tf a d . n.iunl t.f 1, ii.l. but If C'll-'s mr (' - lr!r.-!usj tlSmUj ln'11'i t'rrtn. H thfftwrli al'i'ta and 'l 1 1 av of fitea.t kitten df,t n iintiiont riv .ihi In. ,ne : '.,r.tn ."t, I 1ariri t'l-. .ff!' ?f,.n , n i, " I ' 1 1 I t .it t' e a- t.-a ' ' f I t' . 111 I f ri' i vt t.f U.., 1 '.!,;, t C.e lhr.'Mott U k Vt If3fc IfUJH . i WEEKLY riO. 6991 f SEMI-WEEKLY NO 45s! Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report DIPLOMAT WAS CHILLED. 1he French Minister at Washington Loved the Illghest Place Too Well. An interesting story is being told in Washington regarding M. Fatenotrc, the French ambasador. After con gress passed the law empowering tho president to send ambassadors to such countries as would raise the rank of their representatives, Sir Julian Pauncefoto was the first to inform the president of the intention of his coun try to make him an ambassador. M. Patenotre conceived the ambition to be the dean, of the ambassadors and com municated it to his home government, and his commission arrived before Sir Julian's. He went to the state depart ment iu the hope of immediate recog nition as the 'first ambassador td this country. He was told that Sir Julian had anticipated him bv department of the action of his govern ment. He was angry and wrote to the president requesting his intervention. He received instead a chilly letter from Mr. Gresham. i.i til up WAR. ! Military ' instruction . in publio schools is being strongly advocated throughout Ohio. A hew rifle, in use by the Italian army, senda a bullet through five inchea of solid oak at a distance of four thou sand feet. , Thk death.of Marshal Canrobert re calls the fact that from him came the historic remark: "It Is magnificent, but it is not war." The words were uttered as he watched the charge of the Six Hundred. Okw. Van Vlikt is not the oldest liv ing officer of tho regular army. Lieut Michael Moore (retired) entered the service as muslo boy in April, 1812, bo fore Van Vliet was born. The lieuten ant is a Brooklyn man. Sesatob GonnoN in his eloquent lec ture, "The Last Days of the Confed eracy," is lavish in compliments and profuse in praise of nearly all the lead-. ers on both sides of th great war, ex cept Jeff Davis. The name of the pres ident of the confederacy is not men tioned. Oik. Daniel Mono an was known a tha teamster boy of Virginia and the hero of Cowpens. He served as a wsg oner In Bntddock's retreat, won honor In Arnold's assault on Quebec and fought brilliantly ngnlnst thn British In tho south. Physically ho was, next to Washington, the largest general of. ileer among the continental. Wirics the cznr was made colonel of the lloyal Scots Grays tin orleer of tho regiments wild to hhorl T'yi "Donald, have you heard that the new emperor of Husniu ban been appointed colonel of tint regiment?" "Indeed, sir," replied Itanuld. "it I a vera prood thing." 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