OFFICIAL PAPER A LARGE NUMBER .... Of Morrow County's citizens read the Heppner Gazette. Not much of an authority on agriculture or poli tics, but true to the interests of its neighbors. Pwti, FOURTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JULY 14, 1896. ( WEEKLY dO. 699 J SEMI-WEEKLY KO 4571 A HOT Nl)MBEBr Is the Heppner Gazette. Without it tin Heppner hills would appear dry and barren. People read it; business men advertise in it. SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. fOBLISIIKD Tuesdays and Fridays BY M PATTERSON PUBLISHING' G0MFAN1. OTIS A. W. PATTERSON, PATTERSON, . ' . . Editor Business Manager At JJ.50 per year, $1.25 for six months, 75 cte. for tliree moii ens. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. pHIS PAPKB is kept on file nt E. C. DakeV L Advertising Agency, ft and 65 Merchant Exchangs, San Francisco, California, where Co.. raote for advertising can bo made for it. 0. R. & N.-LOCAL CAPO., Train leaves Heppner 10:45 p. ra. dally, except Sunday. Arrives 5:00 a. m. daily, except Mon day. West bound passenger leaves Heppner Junc tion 1:11ft. m ; east bound i:i a. ni. ' Freight trains leave Heppner Junction going east at 7:15 p. in. and 9:10 a. in.; going west, 4:30 p. in. and 6.15 a. m. United States Officials. Vifsident G rover Cleveland Vioe-l'resldent Ad ai Stevenson 'Secretary of State Kichard 8. (lne 'Secretary of Treasury John Q. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smitl. Seorelary of War Daniel B. Lnntoni S:rretry of Navy Hilary . Herbert Postmaster-General William L. Wiieon Attorney- -tenond J udson Harmon Eeorebtryo" Agriculture J. Sterling ilortoi Slate of Oregon. Hovornnr W. P. Lord Beoratary of State H. R. Kincald Treasurer Phil. Metsohnn Runt. Public Instruction G. M. Irwin Attorney General C. M. Idleraau " J.' H.M t 11? IT w . ji nimat- litohel Congressmen WT EU Printer W. 11. Leeds ( K. 8. Bet Judge F. A. Slu 0. K. Wc Beau, Supreme oore. Wolverton rixtli Judicial District. "rcnit .Indus Stephen A. Lowell Prosecuting Attorney H. J. bean Morrow County Officials. .i-int Senator A, W. Oowan IleDresentntive. J. '. Brown ..uoty Judge A. O. llartholomew ' Commissioners J, It. Howard J. W. HecketU " Clerk J. W. Morrow " r-hirlff K. L. Matlock " Treasurer. Frank (iilliaui AiwoMiir J. r'. WilIU " Noneyor J. W, Horaor Kohool Bnp't Jny W. Shipley "' Coroner B. F. Veughan nCPPNKR TOWN OWIOTPS. Mayo Thos. Morgan fl vmrilinAM H. H. Horner. K. J. Klocum. Frank Kuanm, Geo. Conner, Frank l.illimn. Arthur Minor. Ilu..r.,r F. J. Hallnck rr,uuinnr K. L. Frwland lUrsliai A. A. Roberta PreeioetOf"Irre Justice of the Paaoe W. K. ltinhanliton Constable N. B. Whetstone United States Land Onleer. THl DALLES. OB. i. 9. Moor Register A. B. Biggs liecoivr 1.1 ftRAMUIl. OR. B.F, Wilson Kegltr J.H. itobbins Hecelver 8SCSBI SOCIETIES. lUWUNrl POST, NO. IL Q. A. B. Ucsti at Lexington, Or., the lsat Batnrday of a -t month. All veterans are Invited to join, C'C. Hot. (ito. W. Smith. Adjutant, tf Commander, LUMBER! IXTt RAVR FOR HAI.lt ALL KINDS OF UN T d nosed Lamber, lOoulosol Heppner, at wnai u mown as ma 0OOTT BAWMXZili. per i.m rtn. roi'uh, CLEAR, $ too 17 60 TF fiCUVKRED IS HF.I'PNIR, WILL' ADD M uu per i,iui leei, aoaiuottai. The abort quotations arc ttrtrtly for Cash. L HAMILTON. Prop. Rational BanK oi Heppner W. PESLANn. ED. Prwl4aL . BIHIIOP, Cakkr. TILINSACTS 1 CLMm BANKING BUSINESS COLLECTIONS kla-la oo Favorabla Term. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLI) UEITSEn. tf OREOOS Ontario-Burns Stajc Lin -A JM I- BDBKS-GHKYOH STHBEUHE H. A. WIL'.IAMS, P-op. OSTAJUO-nUllS'S IevM Ilnrne Dally at 6 p. m. and ar rive al Ouiano la 42 boora, Sinqlo Fore $7.00. Bound Trip $10.00 Thrmt h tnlftit r, rts l poun4, jwhs.i CAsros n ) i mn i 1. 1, lnvi.i att Laactl ' al Purna, 04 Afm4iii U iWiprt Mow U I be I, ma lo ! Waa1f Orvr-awB. th a(.pf of , Waal, ttllfc lb (, b"ll ""I If I Mar,ae ar. l! M N" l4lf r.fnMce'Mfi ..f a pt- ' ' ra.a , (ha aU. t.i ti I () rvmirn aa ,t H'k.'t.a! J..tr -sl.lt Vr f I laolf . aa atM-nili-ral pt. i)o4 la tm4 awWrtHa. MUTUALLY DISAPPOINTED. me riles and Space Vanishes Before Too Eager Reporter. Newspaper reporters like other people limp at conclusions sometimes. When he recent brick boycott beffan in this ity, says the New York Tribune, one f thorn rushed into the Astor Housie md said hurriedly to the clerk: "In vhat room are the brick manufacturers neeting?" "Parlor P!" said the busy clerk with- ut looking up. Ihe door of Parlor F was open, and he reporter, unwilling perhaps to give rouble to anybody, did not. storj to cnock, but walked in, saying: "I sup )ose this is a publio meetinor. crentle- nen? 1 renresent the Howlor. and of ourso we wantonly trustworthy news. 10 I have come to headquarters for it" several piosperous-looking men were itting about the room, and one, who was it the head of a big table evidently act- ng as chairman, said pleasantly: "Al- vays glad to see a reporter. Come in. fhe public ought to hear about this hing, and the Howler is just the paper woum like to see publish it." : Ibis wasdelightful. Capitalists don't iften talk that way. They, in fact, are ;oiuctimcs averse to making their pri- ate business public, and the reporter lad visions of a column or two of solid nslde facts with ta names of weighty non to indorse them. 1 1 : But it would not do to look his joy, io ho repliod, calmly: "If you'll give ne the facts, gentlemen, without re- lerve you will see thorn in print to-mor- ow. Feople who onlv crive ronorte alf the truth are the first ones to com- jlain of incomplete reports the next lay. Now, briefly, how many manu- acturors are involved? How many brick lo they turn out a year? Is your organ- zation perfected? How much oapital lo you represent? When did the trouble irise and how? Are you determined to light it out to the bitter end? How long lo you think the boyoott will last? How many" "Wait, wait, wait!" broke in the hairman. "Boycott! What boycott? Fight! We are engaged in no fight What do you mean?" "Whee-o-o-w!" sighed the reporter. 'You're not the Associated Brick Man ufacturers, then, engaged in a life- truggle with the walking delegates and boycotting this town, incidentally, care less of the consequences ao long as you win." "No, sir!" said the ohairman, with a touch of indignation in his tones. 'This meeting has been called to see If we can not organize a society for the uppression of gambling in its hid eous " "Oh, I beg your pardon for Intruding!" jasped the disappointed reporter, as his rosy visions vanished. "1 must hunt up the brick" "No intrusion, I assure you. Quite welcome. You're not going?" Inter rupted the chairman, but the reporter lid not pause. "Impossible for me to stay." be erked out. "So sorry (here ho backed toward the door), but if ono of you will To over to the ollice and call on tho city jUitor I feel sure ho will bo glad to do vote to your excellent organization a lVO (hero he closed the door from the uthlde) corner in the waste-basket, I nope," he continued, as he hurried down be ball, trying to kick himself all the way. HOW TO ROLL AN UMDRELLA. Almost Kvrrybndy los It Wronr. Al Ihongh Ilia Light Way Is Simple. "No, not that way! I never knew one man in a hundred to do It right,'' tald the clerk in the umbrella htore. Ilia remarks wore directed at a cue tomer whohnd proceeded t roll up a rwently purchafl umbrella to return it t itsoaso, aya the New York Hun. lie had done what ninety-nine pet cent of pcnwma who handle umbrella do when they attempt to gather the folds of cloth in a neat roll around the atkk. lie had gruped the handle wltb Ida ri(,'ht hand and waa twisting tht allk thmuirh with hla Uft hand. "That will spoil that umbrella when you have repeated the operation half doKen tlmea," the clerk continued, "and then you will be coming here and com- rilulning that that tlx dollar umbrella wasn't worth Ofty cent. "Now, ace hat yu were dolnl You were maklnir a iiretty mil, hot did you nolle Ihut you wer twUtlng the rlt ami bra. .n In a spiral around that atU-k aa well a. the cloth? You may have uoln ed thai your umbrella atleka and lateltea when you try to raUe it "That'a UiaiiM you don't know bo' torulilt YoutwUtthe joioU of the ribs and braeea all out of shape. There, you mk, j i,o hovp twUletl lb enda of lh. hl- nH umund In a b.ineh on on aU'e of tho Imiidle. Xw, let me show you how an umbrella ah.uld be roll.Hl." The eh rlt ti-ok the lunltrvateil artic le, alxii.U (ml the f.,.H of allk and wirUel the aflml out of the rlba ami irne-elMl t ! ne l.Mrnte the fner tneth'Hla of uin' nila r .1 In, '.railing- I lie handle In liia r'k'lil hand, he rnrtrelett the allk al lb" tip n it !. leftvtlib'h beallpped down lul half way of tlieeloth, rv4 Inrf the riba and lr-ea firmly aifainal the ".li-k. IlierLrht hand u then hifte to the tljN of lite rii. whleh were held Prm!y a nlr.tt the f. k, while the left hatel a l)u:- l the rU tf rlulh around th'tn. lif tl.U trtpttiml the rll rrr k'-jft Mn!t.t a!"fi the sti. k and turt purt'f tauud ar ui,.l It, aa the cut U r a r.il. M--r AM. OP Tift: IKIX. The lmt lirl.lrf eivl amanlpf lnc) d--n lo irasii, UtirT, asU rheorn, srxj mlf d,M uf the skin la blatantly allavvd ly -"V' tl.smUrUius f.v anj Mia Ointment. Many tery La4 rj1 Kate ba rrruinrattjr tun4 f M- It at equally t;U.init (.if iU (in piUm M a fevmtle m. .( M "ft tttt.li eluii p"! ban.!, cl.. kUiaa, fr( til., a-l tftronle- anr ayaa, i or sale by drni at ti cenis ar bna. Try tf. fa' la'!iUa ra'K'era, W arn jifi a ri t huf r"U al.i !iiJ'l 11 Urn. um-, l-l "! 'tf lUf attil ttrii.t.uja. tt aU y Cittar A lletfk, 4r(fMe A PICTURE OF LONDON. The Terrible and iirutal Savagery Thai Existed Id Old Klvcrside. There were ao masters in Riverside, London, and there was no authority for the great mass of the people. The sailor ashore had no master; the men who worked on the lighters and on the ships had no master except for the day; the ignoble horde of those who supplied the coarse pleasures of the sailors had no masters; they were not made to do anything but what they pleased; the church was not for them; their children were not sent to school; their only masters were the fear of tho gallows, constantly dangled before their eyes at Execution dock and on tho shores of the Isle of Dogs, and their profound re spect for the cat o' nine tails. , They knew no morality; they had no other restraint; they altogether slid, ran, fell, leaped, danced and rolled swiftly and easily down the Primrose path as they fell into a savagery the like oi which has never been known among English folk since tho days of their con version to the Christian faith, writes Walter Besant in Scribncr.' It is only by searching and poking among unknown pamphlets and for gotten books that one finds out the actual depths of tho English savagery of the last century. And it is not too much to say that for drunkenness, brutality .and ignorance" the English man of the baser kind touched about the lowest depths ever reached by civ ilized man during tho last century. What he was in Riverside. London, has been disclosed by Colquhoun, the police magistrate. Here he was not only a drunkard, a brawler, a torturer oi dumb beasts, a wife-beater, a proiligatc he was also, with his fellows, engaged every day and all day long in a vast, systematic, organized depredation. The people of Uivevside were all, to a man, river pirates; by day and by night, thev stole from the ships. DOCTORS' SIGNS. How the Disciples of (ialen Delude Theb Patients. The first thing that strikes the eye on a prescription, according to the Bos ton Herald, is a sign like a big R with a long tail. This stands for the word "Recipe," and means, being addressed to the dispenser: "Take thou;" that is: "Provide thyself with the articles which follow." When the drugs have been ordered and the water sufilcicnt to dissolve them generally a considerable quanti ty there is seen a largo M with a line drawn through It. This stands for: "Mince ut flut mistura," or, In other language: "Mix these ingredients ao that they may form a mixture." Next tho instructions as to how the patient in to take the medicine are given. They may run thua: "S. c. m, II. 4 h." This, being interpreted, signifies: Bumat, let him L e., tho patient take cochlearia duo. two largo tablespoon. fula 4 stands for quarlis and h. foi horia together, every four hours. Sometimes may be aeeti: "Ft hst p. r. n. a. "tt" means mat "tost." or hauHtus, a draught, may be formed. "P. r. n." imply: Pro ro nata, aa the occasion may be born; In simpler words, when required. "S." is sumendus L e., to be taken. A draught ordered to bo taken at bedtime would be prescribed: "h. a. a." Tho first two letters mean hora BomuL or at the hour of sleep. The second "a." is sumendus again Physicians use many idioms. For in stance, "ex lactc" means in milk. "Ex aqua aumenda," to bo taken in water. 'Tusae urgente" (ublative absolute). when the cough is troublesome. "Mi tura ad tusKim" Is a mixture for cough. VETERANS PASSING AWAY. la Forty Tear Theia Will lie Few Har- vlvara al the Civil War. IntcreaUng In connection with the de partment encampment U the report of the medical director, Pr. J. It Hayes, in part aa follow, aaya the Waxbingttin I'uat: "uur annual death rate equals 3.75 per cent of the whole numWr in the Grand Army Republic In this depart ment Tbia la equivalent to death rate of twrnty-aeven In a thouaand, a larger death rate than usually pertains to any given number of people. Our band of nearly 4.oo0 la being rapidly mustered out, and If we apply the simple rulea of arithmetic, and provided that we re cruit no more. In the year IVSO not one of our 4.000 would be alive to tell the l lory of the paat "We are dying faster than any other clasa of our population, l-w-a-iae mil of the ooo In our organization mr than one lulf are daily anfTerintr fruin loa of limlx. from wouiiila. Injiiriea ainl illsa- bilitlra cntnwl.il ihii tog Die war li- aulla nf prijMiti life and lite rspoaurt and deprivation Incident thereto now reuse rifirehufTering than the bullet. I jute of a liltlll sllortriis tbn life, but the rheu- mutisiu and aeurvy eoutnu t'l in prl.n a I xi j early rail for their n-inaltire vie limit. Premature String of all the or rana, illinlnUhed vital reaUlanrt to all disturbing can-, and nre eapwlally diwiwa of the heart, how an alarming ly prew nt with many aurvlving rm nvlra, are mainly due to the rheuma tism and aeurvy of prlaon life. "I have never aem a eurvlvof trn tlte print n at An leraonvllle, lia, thai di-l et have diaeaM. i,t heart In amte fofia or other Ni, iUng our little band of low VkiUt, In aUwt forty ;er ail lei tie ol liml or t'n sertotialy wieirwUnl wr u(Ter the hard slii'M. and horror i.f prisoa Ufa will have psM-M-d HT FlWel ribel lile File, hymptoeaa kb net ore; id I pee itobibf and stinging-j most al aifMi ntm by eerairLief. if elU4 to ("tiliaee tawiera lora. etUa U4 acd aheraW, beeoaiatf eery tor. haf f a OlvTKfst e"Je Iba trtt '! Ileit i a. eia ulet slme, and la ft! j rtt"ee Ihe tetBofa At ifggf. ; n ma.l. lor aj aoota. Ur.H)i,e S., Iblladel abka. A NEW DISEASE. ft Is Known as " TyDewriters Insanity," And AffeotH Those Who Manipulate the Typewrltor AVht :i I. earned Doc tor S iys Kp'Tur ling the AQ'eoHon. Pretty typewriters in danger of losing their reason! A new mental disease has been noticed by many physicians in the past few years, and it has increased with the use of typewriters in all de partments of commercial and profes sional work. It usually begins with a slight but persistent headache. Then gradually the memory fails, so that persons af fected become absent-minded to such a degree tha they are scarcely to be trusted alone. Dyspepsia, with all its horrors, follows, and finally the patient becomes unfitted for all mental exer tion. This is a description of typewriters' Insanity given to a reporter of the New York Morning Journal by Dr. Charles Higgins, of Brooklyn, who has had several such cases under his charge. "The disease is as real as writers' cramp," the doctor said, "although when its cause was llrnt sv "frosted to bo the use of : the typuwnter it was laughed at as absurd. People laughed at writers' crump in the same way twenty years n;ro." "How can 'the use of a typewriter cause dyspepsia?"' ushed the reporter. "Well, to explain Unit," said the doc tor, "I should have to ..go over all that we know of 'that marvelous telegraph plant which every human being carries about with him, known as the nervous system. Specialists who have studied nerve diseases discovered years ago that there were w nut we now lenow as re flex actions. That is, that a condition which affects one portion of tho body produced a similar or opposite effect on another portion, just as a telephone wire is made useless by the induced Current from on electric li'rht wire. Perhaps the most fumilisir example of this is the fact that a piece of grit or dirt in an eye will camse the other to smart ami become inilamed through sympathy." Here the doctor produced diagrams of the keyboards of half u dozen of the prominent makes of typewriters. "Now, as you see, he went on, "these keyboards consist of round or hexagonal keys, 'about half an inch in diameter. They urc w mto with black letters in the cout;"i-, r.iul they bland out against the black background. Many of these !;c, lu-i p'.i arc eighteen Inches long by a foot deep, and most of them are larger tbtui the pii'o of an ordinary book. Now 1 will miikn a little diagram to show you "X here the great strain ou the nervous syttem cornea from." Here the doctor drew a rough sketch of tho buinnn eye in wetion niiil of the keylKiiird of u iiontilar typewriter. "You can raidly wo that In the ef fort to perceive nil the keys ut once, when working rapidly, tho eyo endeav ors to adjust it.tclf to a focus that will cover the cutire keyboard. But this is Impossible, so the mirror ut the ba.-k of the eye, called the retina, is constantly changing the lenses in front of the eye ao that it can get the objects distinctly impressed upon it. In tho diagram I have only shown four different fiK-iie," e n. tinned the doctor, "but when yon multiply them by the numlierof keyson the four row and count that the rrpaeca between the keys are about uu inch lower thun the tops of the keys ti.ciii. Ivch, yoti can Imagine the vm.t number of focuses that reach the eye uiid t'le amount of work thelenaeaof Dint delleute organ must do to keep pnee with them. Prof. Ilnyes, the cxtxTt of Iliila- delpliia.," Dr. lllgTlns went on, "linn estimated tliut in live liotirV work on a typewriter 411 ordinary ,-.pert operator will have to ehalie the focus of the lenses of the eye ut leui.t forty -acven million times! "Now, the hi'niun eye was never In tended to do thin." aw-erted lliu llortor, "and the atrain on tlvi liilln muscles which move t!i"M I -ni.ca la cnu moun. It aoou h:. a rdleg net ion on the nerves, ni,d t'oi., 11 11. ily li r. lutes the brolu to Ml -h n ili';;rve Unit it produces typewi iten. lip unity. "la there no eure for tliia trouble, doctor?" asked the reirter. "Oh. yea!" he reo I. "Rent will ef eel a periiH-l cure, utul umieiiinea a pau OI ryrliua'a, aiuU il lo the eyes that are naturally lurlYct, afford a rreal relief." "Could you suggest any linprinrrnienl In tyta-writcra to b-aaen the alralnou the eyi-aT"' "1 think I could, " concliiileil !, II ig inna. "A tyi-vrlter with a keyUsinl like a pla oor m 111 Mi.m up; r. u- l.itif It would 1 a wono. rful I'on-.r f-.r Uu trouble, I i.in' ! .nf rvj.it oris atraik'M lint I el ln.:i,.. I 1 I e m M-e no rveaon why t) (a writer s!oi,m le" PUROATORItS ON EARTH. fTbeea the l4 aa Walt Msssir Ttkey Regalsi Tts.lr Hrealb. A a mournful hind of aet-fifT to lla nuiH-rous and brilliant pi area of il. a-nre Parla la now destine.) to have 1 eerie of edlfloea ralle rxtlai-ea of leeOi. The palate de la mort. or as they art alw at) led. fMilais iiiortnalrea. are intended for the r"rrliin of dead tcidiea until the arrtirenwni for In lerinent have len fnll eonp!rl,l. 1 he objet'l nf the rurnil-r of !i or ifanllt) fomtr.lt tee of the Arait palaee la twofoM. In Ihe f.r.t piaee, they desire to prevent hasty or prema ture burial, a It "Pin bappvna In I ranee thai people are put Into the fiata allrtl aedly, ly the bew HteUeal Die dn;'.r of CofiUji. woulJ le tnlnln.l-ed. Nothinf la aaid a Unit attaehlnf etee trlevlreato the wsl-' of 4ea4 per- .n tetn-vrnrity d.p.iite in tli r'.ui.r.i , a-. 4 ., 1 I 1 .! i.rrtnsn a, i.-..4-.:y M jt,i i, t'i irp f 1 1 . - . . 1 . . . . , . "Ulaal 4wt slstrttli tUe lafpeeel departed be only in a trance. In Paris the bodies, in the event of doubt as to death, would be kdpt until the first trace of decomposition appeared. ihe committee of organization has been founded by Dr. Bergeron, who is aided by a hygienic specialist, M. Mar tin. These gentlemen have already forty thousand pounds on hand, and are only waiting the authorization of the new municipal council in order to begin building. The firs mortuary will be established in an old closed churchyard near the Montmartre cem etery, and special departments for the various classes of the community will he arrang-ed. The project is strongly backed, and haa every prospect of be ing practically carried out. DOINGS OF A VOODOO. " A, Negro Doctress In Louisiana, Swallow .Snakes for Pastime. An aged negress of great repute as ''voodoo," or witch doetress, among thr negroes of this section, is attracting much attention, not only from thosr of her own color, but from the more in telligent portion of the community, anc the way in which she does this is to ap parently swallow a number of smal snakes of a variety unknown in thii section. They are of the dusky color nearly black, niod with a dull gren at the flat head, and of a dirty white it the belly, says a Louisiana correspon dent of the Cincinnati Enquirer. These reptiles remain secreted about old Nance's cabin until she gives a pe culiar whistling call, when they wil" come to her, wriggling in great haste over the floor, up her dress, ' and rur into her open mouth, hissing hideously They disappear and remain hidder sometimes for minutes. She asserts that they are concealed in her stomach until she recalls them, when they will come pouring out to writhe about hei scraggy neck and coil iu her bosom. Where the snakes really go wher they vanish in her mouth is a mystery, and has puzzled all tho physiclant about, many having come from New Orleans to witness tho phenomenon. Some really believe that the snakes dc go down Into the stomach, while othert are convinced that tho witch Is simply playing some sleight-of-hand trick on them; but if the latter is the case it U so cleverly done that there is no detect ing the performance. The wit.-h presents a most extraor dinary and hideous appearance- sitting with the snakes darling their flat heads In and out of her t iothlcsn mouth, with their littlo b;;ad-like eyes snapping a if in fury at ull about their mistress. As nearly as can bo counted there are six or t.cven of these reptiles, though old r.nnco says there are u many mor but tiicy are all so much i f u size and iolor that th-y enTiti.it b.i identified 1 hey nre probably of a rarmtewna. ture, though old Ranee declares they are highly poisonous and ro ono wishes to experiment with them. ODD WAYS OF OSTRICHES. The Mules Trimd fiver tb" V. ing and Capture Lira Other's luitiiiles The ostrich has many strange ways, aud I wns parli.-ularly Interested In studying them. Nays a writer In Forest and Stream. They go In lloekn of three or four females and one male about their nesting time, and for nereral weeks before locating Itieir n-U the hens drop their i-;.'g'' t:ll ii'init the patn- pas. 1 liene ate ciiileil liaiieno egg (pronounced "wat, ho' ), u. id urc. much mmre delicate in flavor t nun tho eggs token from tho iiivds, Thev have a thinner shell, and when fresh laid are of a lieiiutiful g.ihleti color. Wt rooked tlielii by r-Ku.ting thetn In-forf the fire. We would liit lirenk a ludc in lliu hmiiiU 111 l oi tha egg. largo enough 1 1 In-w-rt a I-mjomm.ii. Thr egg would Ihi m-t i.p 1 i.i'in'f Minn hn anhi-N, n pinch of aall uu I p -piM-r put In to it, and the content 1 Ic-pl 1. ir, d with a st irk ao tli.it ull v ni l be iloiie alike, I lie ll.ivor la cv'i,.tl, it'll me run would eutWy a very l:in;:ry in.oi. Aaaoonua l:in f ;.'i '.I1. i!.i ble upon a aultuble place f- r a ne-.t. t.ie male bird 'ra(''lii" awi.y t!m grnaa and slightly hollows out the pound for a space of nb i.it t!iree feet In diameter. All the hens of the flock Sv In the tame nest until there are from twenty- five to thirty-live egg l.il I. Thu male binla then take oe.i.in and ait on the cga until they are Imteliiil, Aa us n aa the flork can leave the in-t. the old fellow leada them away to fn-d m fliea and aiuull Inaeeta. and every .hing la lovely anlil bn esptea another aialnbtrd with a bnd. Aa aion aa lh old birds ree ea h rther they make a p"-u!lir booming sound, and every little ostrich d ;( pear In the (rraw. Ihe old one then pttroa'h rat h other and rnirage In a float deadly eoiidi. t They light until ne or the oilier Is kiHd or runs aw ny The remaining one will then utter an Other peculiar a-miid, and U.ili br'nl will spring np from their hiding plaee and follow the victor, w ho ainit off aa proud aa a pr k. I have ae-n old male Mtrb hra with three lir. ), ear it of a different aite, two of wltbhlhry ba! rapture.!. Aee the I Mveda. One of the euhlimeat rffct-u In nature la oeraloiial!y aeen by th'Me wborlltnh the Ull and isolated peaks of the l' ky mountain In Colorado, Tbe drjne of the air and the atroiijr heat of Ihe afternoon in ran m rapid evapora tion from (he brook, spriiijf and snow Ihi tik on Ihe mountain aide, and Ibis ReiUtiire, rUin on Ihe warmer air, roniteDse a II reerhe tha voider, thinner atmosphere aout the moun tain top, Th traveler, looking (town aeee rloude literally f-irniiiia llw blm. and fr-owlfif thick end tie. k- very Instant, so lhat a they rtacbrd hia level lltry roil skyward and Inbue ma of vaeif that r ,ipe the etewr and bury 1. 1 m In dark n. I.lt'Mniiif Oeeasiotis'ly leap frtita th cloud end a ro"'t 1 i n l p U a r-irilenlsr'r ld J !, I I r-f i a lirie 1 !e slot, ;'i fcl n r nit., ..ou in lilie'e I'isk La U n 1 1 i wrest! l'UU.r,' wtn lle Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U.S. Gov't Report I I X v rjr. C- , ABSOLUTELY PURE ODD ENTERTAINMENTS. From Turkish Bath Parties' to Games ol . Quotations from Authors. It is a merry dance that Fashion leads us with her capricious fads and fancies. Now it is in the method of shaking hands, and then it is the religious fol lowing after each other in the matter of amusements. We take, says the New York Sun, to amateur acting and are devoted to slumming. We go in for skirt'dancing pr Salvation Army work just as the mischievous will-o'-the-wisp leads us. The latest freak is for Turk ish bath parties, where' one woman se cures the baths and invites all her friends to come and be clean. The gentlemen join the party when tho curls are all in order again,, and the affair winds up with a supper, where the ladies, With their glowing faces and bright eyes, wait and wonder W'here and when the things will ever be ready to eat. There is something unique in this bath party idea when one gets accustomed to it and under stands that one's hostess doesn't at all mean by her invitation that her guests are remiss in the matter of ablution, but lhat they will enjoy the bath sole ly for its luxuriousness. And if this form of entertainment lacks the attri bute of godliucss, it may claim that which lies nearest it cleanliness.' Another kind of a party also much in vogue with women just now is a "fad party." It usually takes the form of a luncheon, where everything is rose col ored and tied up with bows. And every woman is obliged to confess her pet fad, which, when it has made its blushing bow in conscious modesty, is toasted and talked over. Then there Is the literature oarty, in which the woman's club dame or the Chautauqua circle girl revels. It is played some thing on the principle of progressive euchre, only that the guests find atone table four sets of partially-written quotations, which they are required to fill out; at another names of books, wnoae autnors are inquired lor; at an other pseudonyms to be assorted among the rightful people. This game is very exciting to the Philadelphia and Bos ton suburbs girl, the prizes being .books. Of course, some of the dames who went to the Browning readings at Sherry' this year In diamonds and Tel- vets, and at the conclusion of the course when a "request Browning pro gramilie" was offered, called for "Rock Mo to Sleep, Mother," and "The Cur few Shall Not Ring To-night," mightn't see the hilarity in auch a form of diver sion, but the woman to whom the en tertainment appeals can't sleep nights for thinking of it FROM THE CAPE TO CAIRO. How It la Proposed la Carry a Telegraph l ine Across Hie Arrlean Continent. The business partner of one of the director of the compnny funned to build the telegraph line from tho cape to Cairo has given the Pall Mall (ia r.ette some Interesting Information. Capital bus been MibncriWd to the ex tent of seven hundred thousand dol lars, which la considered aufllclent to curry the line os fur as 1'ganda. The rnatcrlula are now being ordered In liondon and will be shipped shortly. The jHiles arc lobe of Iron of light con struction, In order to outmaneuver the white ttiiU, who would cut away wood en poles. From Salisbury the line la to Ihi curried to Tele, on the .uiiiIh-hI, and from t hi nee to lllanlyre. There Consul JohnMon will report the result of hla surveys as to the liest manner of proceeding on to I guiulu, aud the con structing party iH have to come to terme with tho natirr and Arab by auleildUIng the rblefs and other of In fluence. There w ill lie nothing In the way of luieiictrable undergrowtha or rank vegetation to contend w ith, aa the line will avoid the low country and keep to the high plateau the entire di tance. There are two alternative routes f.,r tho conveyance of the ma terial. There la giaal trans is irt from the Transvaal to I'ort Salisbury, or 1 shorter route Would be adopted if in ti-rlulswire ahlpiied direct to IU-lra, carried along tbe railway now being built a far as it extends, and then con Vrjed lite rrat of the distance by o wagon. I h kthrnie la Ih-Iiib' pushed forward with great activity now. MOVEMENT OF INDIAN PEOPLE. WI4 Mmp Kemsrrr. a lb Marriage m iMlaels I l.ee I wmm The report of Ihe lat census in Ilen l. w Mi li ha Jut lirrn published, up- I several Itelir f w hirh hllhertohavo found (rem ral acceptance. 1'or In atauer, ,t protta Dial lb native. In Striid i.f m lief a ve re to lea Villa I he I enr,- tral tlllagi , ar steadily movln from more nenu ly peopled area lo iti'jw I,. r in population la I irondtd: alt II at widow reitiarrlatre I rriu I.. ally universal In lb bar. M- . I l.-.ia . ai'1-.re aud emoriif tbe low if m of leehgal proper and la un tii'iHti only among a very fv high easte rverji where an-l Hi nvire epr lam Mntraa rif iw-nral rt-tier 1 lie r : tl ebu ! lhat Infant mar r.nfe di- rod esitt to any apfiret lab! ei.-t.l tievpt la nortltea! lu-har an em-it I '. risi.rioii, hataailie am! t I r I hi I r niid'a !. of anliri Ivn il It a'' !io, f,e er--al pr r . rr- V t f ?!'! 'M.inLinUtii, h. I'll v re than nine In r tl ha In e..,t. I r In the I I d. ra le, while In tlin bit re) I e. Iba i I t.i r. 1 1 . , :;i . d i.i ti e il. . r... t.n lb n,fl i f the . i . t , i i .!. ( a r!.j wl.eUi ei all teivn aavt'a. MOONLIGHT. 1 oouNinr. Over umbrageous Holds and hills, Where birds were Joyous throughout the day, Aud warbled their melodious trills In their own sweet, molodlous way. The moon, tho golden summer moon, ; Tunis darkness to an argent noon. A ghostly silence tills the earth, ' A hush of golden strain and song: There is no slmrlo sound of mirth Through all the teuderful night long. And sott winds quiver through the trees, Salt with the odors of the sons. u CITY. Down shrouded lines ot populous streets And boisterous gas-lit avenues, , Where ull life's blitors and its sweets, t whore ull th it life desires or ruos, All that lovo holds and ull it mars, ' Wukous or sleeps beneath the stars The moon shines down like some far ghost, f ltltul in its teuder uileu, Pitiful to the wcury host That slumber silently unseen, A ho it ot eager souls t hat bear 1 Qlad hope and tcnetmus despair. tieorge liJgar Montgomery, In Harpers Weekly. Moldy Fruit anil Vegetables. There is very little fruit stored away In cellars that is not covered with some fungous growth. : It may be invisible, but there is some mold on nearly every apple and everything else brought up to the light.. All apples and other fruit ought to be thoroughly washed and wiped. There is generally leas danger from vegetables, bccaime these are cooked, but celery, which is brought on the table raw, ought to be carefully washed and wiped. It is now gener ally conceded that mold is a fruitful cause of diphtheria, and that it ma,' be acquired from handling moldy apples, lent her, or anything where mold has free chance to grow, If there is this from fruit stored iu n clean cellar, well whitewashed and frequently ven tilated, how much more disease must lurk in a neglected cellar where some times green mold covers the walls and dank, moldy debris of vegetable ia allowed to hide in the corners. Keep the cellar clcau, and air it occasionally In winter aa well aa summer. N. Y. Tribune. One of the principal meii 111 the bureau of print ing and engraving had iv some what peculiar exieriisiiee in New York recently. 1 He hud occasion to visit the metrorm- liA on business, mid after a stny of aev- ernl days nt one of the chief hotels he culled for hia bill. When it wns t'iven 111 he tendered In pnvincnt n brand- new e.U Mlvr eerlibeute. 11m clerk lonhcl nt it for a moment and then passed it back. hut is the mutter?" said the offl- ial. I can't take 1,1ml," replied the clerk. I don't think It's good." ".Not good!" exclaimed the official. Not giMid! Why, innn. I know It's good. I nnide It myself." "Yea." said Ihe clerk, "lliut'e just what I thoiight.V-Wiishiiigton Post CATARRH Is a LOCAL DISEASE ae I Iht eneN el cM an tueMa HisMiie ckane. It ran be cured br a hImuu.I reme.lv wbira l.i.llei ill- recti f Into b BiMlrils. He ln(qiikllly sixilbU II gives relief el once. 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