PAP EE
A HOT NUMBER.
OFFICIAL
A LARGE NUMBER....
Of Morrow County's citizens read
the Heppner Gazette. Not much of
an autlwrity on agriculture or poli
tics, but true to the interests of its
neighbors.
It the Heppner Gazette. Without
it the Heppner hills would appear
dry and barren. People read it;
bu
businesi men advertise in it.
FOURTEENTH YEAR
HEPPNER,; MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY 3, 1896.
WEEKLY NO. 6971
SEMI-WEEKLY NO 4M(
WEEKLY GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED
Ws and Fridays
BY
XPCBLISliING COMPANY.
. . Editor
Business Manager
I for bix months, 75 eta.
ptes Made Known on
plication.
j is kept on tile st E. C. Dake's
An Agency, Hi and 65 Merchant
I Frauoiaco, California, where cou
.vrtiBinR oan be made tor it.
& N.-LOCAL CARD.
H Heppner 10:45 p. m. dally, except
)ve 5:00 a. m. dally, except Mon-
-i fid passengor leaves Heppner June
. , . -e. m. ; east bound 1:3:1 a. in.
" PreiKht trains leave Heppner Junction frolng
east at 7:45 p. in. and 9:10 a. in.; going weBt, 4:30
p. m. ana o.io a. m.
United Btate Ofllcials.
President Q rover Cleveland
Vice-President Ad'ai Bteveneon
Hoc-etary of Htute nichard . Olnev
Secretary of Treasury John Q. Carlisle
Secretary of Interior... Hoko Smith
Secretary of War Daniel H. linmoiit
Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert
PostinHster-Oeneral William Ij. Wilson
Attorney-General Jndson Harmon
Secretary ot Agriculture J. btorUng Morton
State of Oregon.
Hovernor W. P. Lord
Beomlary of Btate H. K. Kincaid
Treasurer Phil. Jletechan
Bnpt. Public Instruction G. M. Irwin
Attorney General C. M. Idleman
J G. W. McBride
88na, . H. Mitchell
Congressmen wMir"'""
Printer W. H. Leeds
SR. B. Rnan,
F. A. Moore,
C. K. Wolverton
Hxth Judicial District.
C rcnit Judge Stephen A. Lowell
1'njeecuting Attorney John H. Lawrey
Morrow County Officials.
-dnt Senator A, W. Gowan
lUpreaentativo t. B. Boothby
I onnty Jurlgn Julius Keithli
' (Vimniissioners J.U.Howard
J. M. linker.
" TWk J.W.Morrow
" Hheriff G. W. Harrington
" Trnaanrer Fiank Gilliam
Aiweesor J. K. Willis
" Hurveyor Geo. Ixird
" Hohool Bnp't Anna Halsiger
" tloroner T.W. Ayers. Jr
iiiprurn tows ornor.Rs.
inyoi Thou. Morgan
C mucitiiinu., O. E. Farnsworth. M.
Mchtanthal, Otis Patterson, T. W. Aysrs.Jr.,
8. E. Iloruor. E. J. blooum. .
. Ortir.ior .F. J. Halluck
Treasurer E. L. Kreeland
Marshal A. A. Huberts
Precise! Offlcert1.
Jnstio of ths Peso E. L. Freeland
Constable. N. B. Whetstone
United Btate Lend Offioora.
TBt nl.IJ"". OB.
J. . Moore Register
A.B. BiKm Kooeiver
I. OlllDI. OB.
B.F, Wilson Register
i. H. Kobbins Beoeivsr
XCRXT SOCIETIES.
KAWLJN8 POST, NO. IL
Q. A. R.
Meets at Lexington, Or- the last Haturdxy of
ach month. All vetarana are Invited to Join.
C'C.Hoon, Uao. W.Bhith.
Adiutant, tf Commander,
L UMBER !
tlTK HAVE FOR HALE ALL KIND" OP ON
fV dreeeed Lumnr, U nilies o( lieppner, at
what la known as the
BOOTT aAWMXZilj.
FIR 1.000 FK IT, RoruH,
" CLEAR,
f 9 00
17 60
IF DEUVKRKD in HRPPMER,
WILL ADD
J.
fci.Oll per l.uuu test, additional
Ths above quotations are strictly for Cash
L HAMILTON. Prop.
um m of imw.
rCNLAND, CO,
fresldsat.
ft. BISHOP,
Caaaler.
TWSSICT J 1 GEXEtUL BANKING BUSINESS
COLLECTIONS
Made oo Favorable Term.
EXCHANGE BOUGHT 4 SOLD
n EITHER, tt OREOON
Ontario-Boras State Line
JK. Pi l
EURH3-CHHYDH STflGEUHE
H. A. WILLIAMS. P'op.
OXTAHIOIlUnXS
leaves Bnrna Daily at n p. m. and ar-
rlr at Ootarta ta 42 boar.
Sinqlo Foro S7.CO.
Hound Trip $10.00
iwnxs casyox
M,H M ,rt,t4.!!r i- t S ,.,.1r. rrflx It
I i Kn 1 .If i tt U'fpn" K'i"'"""nl st
Ilk tk Knl.rlo. fflMtliie lte
( at at ,
la the tint to ftlba !!
Ommsiu. lh srstMl otecf ot
1 1,4 Wl. With thatUate.rr.th
Is In alfsnre-ona ar. H U Ni btt
.Hpltcii..n sr.aira I n I
la slt. !ui.l will rtf
tMtniHiK is a.t,litkbal l-ttinsl.tl
CLOSING
rv
We invite i your attention to our Immense
Line of Summer Dress Goods i of the Very
Latest Styles. Our Salesman, Price, who recog
nizes not cost or value, will offer , these goods
Tale a
You can
We
have a Large Line of
closing out. Don't buy these goods till you
Yours for Cash.
Home Comfort.
ROLL OF HONOR.
THREE GOLD
And ONE 8ILVEK Medal,
World' Industrial and Cotton Centen
nial Eipoiitioo, Mew Orleana, 1884 '85.
HIGHEST AWARDS
Nebraska State Board of Agrionltare, '87.
DIPLOMA
Alabama Agr'l Society at Montgomery.
AWARD
Chattahoche Valley Expo.! Colombo.,
Qa., 1888.
HIGHEST AWARDS
81. Loom Agr'l and Meobanieal Assd.'CO.
SIX HIGHEST AWARDS
World'! Colambiao Ex., Obioaso, 1803.
HIGHESr AWARDS
Western Fair Association, London, Can
ada, 181)3.
BIX GOLD MEDAL8
Midwinter Fair. Hno Freoeleoo.Cal, 1894
SILVER MEDAL
Toroote jr.po'n, Toronto. Canada,
1895,
Above honors were received by
WROUGHT IRON
Washington Avenue, 1Mb and JMh strerta, ST.
And TO Ui 7 Pearl ttreet, TORONTO, ONTARIO
rounded In I sat Paid up Capital 1.0no,Qro.
10 charges for Inside plumbing
LHiil, ISLANKS.
- O- Sxnitlx cfiao Bro.f
B4lt r(-TSSlaS ABB tJSM.aM tB !
FURNITURE AND
Iwt All Woik a This Line. Cntilnwtlnf and Inb Wnft. PI rl or Framing.
II kinds at rWs in sull Be us hrfnre ordering as guarantee sail.lac
lion. I'rlrre rcaennat.la. Tsrms Cash.
Stoi-o Opp. I. O. TlionipHon
Tiik Lancasiurh Insurance Co.
MANCIIICMTKH.' 1CW OLAN I
tW FATTOJyiX. ACFNT- WJJi at tea Worll
ik
uont
Put
Arc
H
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Alt tbi) co w prorofi nt Thnmrwrn A Binna, Iowar Main Btrt,
lft'fnr, Orr-gon.
TT fit:ii are '! iil"t"d ! r,. N.r r rtr rifntaHi and ) atitl
n4 nmwm t a 4 ti'a In Mating (! aw l"iM aMh luil '
T la H" ' linaa,
THOMPSON- & I3INKB,
OUT
3elow the Regul
Lool at T)ese Goods,
find a Bargain ir) tl)en).
Glassware, Crockery and Tinware that we are
& .SILyOCUM.
Family and Hotel Ranges.
Ara unequalled beoanse they ara mala
of malleable iron and wronghteteel. Will
aol break by overbeatiog or rongb oaaga
Wateibaeki bear 200 ponndi preeaura;
no danger of eiploalona br freteinsr.
Flnea lined svitb aabeatoa. Rake qmckly.
Eeonominal in fnel. Abondanca hot
water. Barn bard or aoft ooal, or wood.
Convenient and ornamental. Will laat a
life-time with ordinary eara. Fully
guaranteed.
Over 317,720 Sold to Kev. I. I8BJ.
Above style of Range No. M. Is sold only
from Company's wagons by their owe salesman,
st one unllorm price throughout the United
mates ana itnaa.
RANGE COMPANY,
LOI'IH. MO., C. . A.
ken pressors boilers are qm4. 44V I m. j
Plenty of them at the
Gazette Office. . .
UNDERTAKING.
Co. Main Ht Heppner.
Do You Want a Rig ?
you want a I'lacc to
ii) Your Team ?
You in Need of a Saddl
orsc
SALE
see our prices.
E. L. FREELAND,
MARca COLLECTIONS,
wwiTca INSURANCE,
' LMJ ABSTRACTS.
U. S, LAND COMMISSIONER
Iiid Filings and Final Proofs Taken,
STENOGRAPHER. NOTARY PUBLIC.
D. J. McFaul, M. D.
AT J.
U. H acer '8 Residence.
ROUGH ON THE SENTRY.
The Reroedr Was All Right, Hut It VTaa
Ulvea to the Wrong Man.
One of the moat amiininir atnrira of
the day treats of mittakfn philan
thropy, aooordinjr to Tld-Hiu. At a
certain army poet there v an a London
in-n try on duty nenr tlx- lioKpitnl. The
aurg-t-on waa preparing to go to bed In
aide, when he wm annoyed iiml alarmed
at the eeiitrj-'a contrliinrf. Ilia ex
pericnrenl ear 1old him that the man
hod a aevrre liroiichial o miction need
ing a alrong truwdv.
He drltated awhile with hlmaelf and
then grting into the (llepeueing-rooai
ooroponnditl a ponerful mixture. Thla
he Uxtk ouUide to the aentry, with In
struct Ions to swnllow it Immrdiatrly.
The man reftiad. The aurgeon In-
aiatrd. and finally romtnandrd the
aoldier to take the me1irine, which he
did with much grumbling. Then the
worthy Burgeon went to bed, pleaard to
bear no mora roughing.
Next morning, to hie anrpriae, the
rommnndlng officer Bent for bin) and
aald that the aentry bail complained.
declaring that the aurgein hail forced
him to awallow aotnething ha thought
waa polaon. Aa Investigation followed,
and revealed the fart that while the
surgeon waa mixing the medicine the
coughing sentry hal been relieved. Iind
roBaeqtiently the remedy bad been
jlvea to tha wrong man.
UONa"AN0VHORf" LtOS.
Irrg-lar1iU la Laa4 IHvlalMa ! Ui
lb Maaaet of MawinsMti,
It la a, CHnmoaly accrptel theory
that a man atpa threa fret, and many
a trai t of land baa beep, "atepped off "
Instead of tiwaanred with a rhain. In
tha west Uiey olttiate the difllrultlrs
of aurvrya by tha land lli'g dlvldnl
Into aertiotia, but In Pennsylvania
much of the property, ceja-clally In the
mounulna, nm I atill lie dcarribed by
mrtea ami lioiinna. In one of the out
tlra In westrrn iVnnsylvabia, aaya the
talilrigt ob War. ara two lirwtbera.
on a of whom ia tall and lank, the nlhrr
abort and fat. Many yvara ago they
purrhaaml a trart of ntoutitain land
rallilig for a HiiU agare, 1 ,ry dlti'le-l
lit laU.r of mrwaurlbg If, one stepping
tiff one aide, the crthr the oth'r side
Then tl.ey fenced It In and were r-f-tly
aa'tsflid until recently whrnsuit
waa brought to recover a t ritiU ral)
tract of tha land. tUrb Uo'l.rr swore
that they kaew the m'aaurrn I to lc
right, and told how It had t-n doar.
Tbea. aa tha spectators saw the stiort
lr of tha one, axarrely ng enoagh Ut
reach tha floor when be sat la a f hair,
at the elopf-aled elrerti a rif th
n'hrr, th'-rw was a g'tietl laugh, Irt
Wl;iB the j . '( f i,. (.. t.cv !( . I
"l-'n lif'l 17. it M f'i'IU'1 tl.aj l. .
I'M a nJ Uo.'f It , at .1 the
fit lief ati'.f a !,! !. I 7 !,
BRAVE AND COOL.
A Philadelphia Teneincnt-Honse Fire De
velops a Young Heroine.
In January last a Philadelphia tene
ment house was burned. Two men were
killed and several persons were badly,
injured, while others escaped in an al
most miraculous manuer. The fourth
floor was occupied by the family of
Joseph Zellers. The father and mother
seem to have been absent, but the five
children were at home. All were saved
through the bravery and coolness of
the oldest of them, a girl of 16, whose
conduct us briefly described by the Rec
ord:
Jenny Zellers was dressing the chil
dren, the youngest a mere babe, when a
cloud of smoke came into the room and
at the same time the frantic cries of
those below reached her ears.
Hastily opening the door, she saw the
flames leaping up the stairway toward
her. Never hesitating-, she closed the
door, and calling the children together
forced them up a ladder and through a
trap-door to the roof. They were ele
vated high a.bove the surrounding build-
nigs, and below them the flames were
roaring with teTrible fury.
Still retaining her presence of mind,
the brave girl dropped her brother, a lad
of 14, to the roof of the house to tho
south. It was a fall of ten feet, but the
boy landed safely, and then the gir!
braved the fire in her doomed home to
secure a quantity of bedding.
This she threw to her brother, who
arranged it on the roof, and then, one by
one, she dropped the other children.
The infant she took in her arms and
leaped with it in safety to the bedding.
W ext she broke a skylight in the roof to
which all had escaped, and lowering the
children through it, they all reached the
street.
AN HONORABLE VEGETABLE.;
The Onion Has Its Admlrcri-The Ana
conda (Mont.) Onion i ociety.
The nutritious and whotoeomc-onioti
occasionally finds its vindicators. At
the thriving Montana "ity of Anaconda
there is a dining club celled the Ana
conda Onion Rociety. Its first feast waa
recently given with distinguished suc
cess. Down the. center of the hall, says the
Anaconda Standard, was set a long
table, with oovei for all the guests. At
each plate was a large and juicy oulon;
in the middle of the tabic waa an array
of merits, bread, fruit-crackera, chees
and other thing.
At one end of the hall floated the
stnndard of the cluh in proud connpic
iiousncas. ji cnnNiptcu ot u pole mr
mounted by a Hiring of the vegctithlcH
from which the socity totca its name
ira i nc wan ining una mot to, itcniitilullv
wrought!
I!f ONtON TIlKKK IH STIlF.t.TII.
Each member wore n pretty bnuton
ntcr of little onions. The occasion was
greatly enjoyed by all the participant.
and the Hoclety hopes to do ir.uch to re
More the onion to the honor and esteem
cf the world.
In Montana, na well as on the whole
of the l'nciflc slope, the onion nttuiua u
dclk'iouancMB of quality which In com
paratively unknown on the ruMcm aide
of the continent. If the pro-ilc of the
fast cotihl hnve onlotia na rood nthom
cf Montana nnd California, it ia xMiil!e
that the Anaconda Onion society might
find Imitators In the raat.
CARPETS WERE
UNKNOWN.
How tha Fourteenth Cent an
Mansions
Were FaralshML
( nr)cta In the fcMirtreiithoc Mury were
unknown luxuries, nays (kmmI Wordi
but the fnxhion of atn-wing the apart
tiicnta willi rtixhca v. tut (wing gritdunllv
uliuiiiliHicil. Ku-JiiH were Mill uwd In
the rctiiiritra' hull, but for the better
rotiina cct-acentcd herbs and fragrant
t w ig were tmually employed.
In the fourteenth century windows
were itM-rturcii filled with gliuw ao a
to admit light, but to exclude w Intl. The
wnlla aleo were frctptciitly hung with
cloth or ljin-ktry to protect tlu Inmates
of the room from the runny current of
air 1 hut x-itc!ratfd the strong tut ImuI
ly built wulla. We learn from various
ancient doeumrttta that It wna the duly
of the aeniug nien ami patfea to sweep
out the prilit-iiiilaiHi liiiriits, hut aa the
tine of water ia rarely mentioned, dump
ami fragrant eat-a and twiga must
have aided liol only In collecting the
dual, but bImo toward refrenhliig the at-
itiixphere In mi ll content ly cluecd
looms, fresh air being only admitted
through the floors oieniiig ou to the
Iwlllt-tiiptila or lie Iron ica,
rrum out ttivenioriea at iiiuriclglt
and elnew here we uirrtin btiw scant
lly furnished were theec ancient man
siotis. allhfitiirh they seem to liat been
abundantly supplied with flngoiia ami
flrlnking t iit in gold, atlverand finely
eligravetl pewter, lieetilr an I i Unite
Mi iii I ir r of Mark Ja. lis or cuie made o'
leather.
Hatar Xaw thaa What Maw Have t-Mg
TrM ta Vala la)
Nat ire la lining for California vina-
yanliaia what they long and frnltleaaly
tried to do for Uiemarlvea. It la
ported from many luralitiea that th
phylloxera, lite most serious neat that
baa ever attacked the vines, ta dying
out. Th rirta have tried every
remedy to May the progreaa of Ibia
peat, but wit limit at n il, and all )rrt
apo the v.nej aidiata of the Hnmniia and
apa valleye plowed up all Ihclr vines
and repUntr.1 the ground with realai
ant aWtrlt. The eifrrta la-heved that
all hoti rlatant tinea were tloitned
u destruetion by the phylloiera. Hut
repurlg have recently com t the Stale
Inspector of orchard pta that a ma
let isJ falling off In tha ravagra of tf-e
st baa l-eett notice.! fof aonsw lime.
nea mira affctet by it ara now al
moat fiwe. The lnsrlnr baa lagi
a tliovifti tnvttJrMot) c-f tha pla
lag f h'ttemena. II thlf.ka aoma aat.
ttral enerry of tl .t has at. .!
or that it.. ilr'it iliae laa
laiked the (!. Wim, i ai.il i. ii,ii,
a! i tig It hatettr ia II rauae.lje fr
uit w.ll .neatt pf'1 g.ln f if Ida tin'
(Mjl's
Highest of all ia Leavening Power.
AC60L5JTELY PURE
QUEEN
VICTORIA'S
BOSS.
She Bad
One In Mrs. Mussens.
Honse-
keeper at Balmoral.
Queen Victoria has just sustained a
severe loss by the death of Mrs. Mus
sens, who, from time immemorial, tad
been her housekeeper at Balmoral, says
the London ews. Though unknown
to the public at large, Bhe was an Im
portant personage in the eyes of every
body connected with the court, as she
was one of the few who hod the cour
age to "talk up" to her majesty, and
even on occasion to deliberately "boss"'
her august mistress. Once when the
queen wanted a certain maid to whom
she hnd taken a fancy detailed to the
care of her own room. Mrs. Mussens
remonstrated in the strongest fashion,
telling her majesty that it was quite
out of order, and she really must Lot
spoil the servants by taking undue ni
tice of , them. .'The queen, as usual!
gave away, and "dear Mrs. Mussers"
won the day. She was a typical per
sonage of her clasa, gowned always in
black silk, lace-trimmed anron and
white cap, with corkscrew curls. Bhe
and the queen were excellent friends,
and her majesty used to delight In her
conversation., She also stood high in
the favor of the royal grandchildren,
who used to seek her out as soon as
they arrived at the cnstle. But to the
world at large she waa a holy terror,
and with the servants and members
of the household she waa Infinitely
more exacting and lmperloua than the
queen herself.
FEED
UPON SALT WATER.
CoanUesa Living Things That Exist in tha
Depths ot the Ocean
The galta of the aea have fed through
out all time countless thin us which
have thronged Ita waters and whose re
mains now form the rocka of the con-j
tinents or lie spread in beds of unknown
thickness over 66,000,000 square mi lea
of the 143,000,000 , square . miles of
the ocean'a floor; they have lent the
substance to buUd the fringing reefs
oi tne land and all tho coral island
of the aea.
and there are at present,
on the basis of an average salinity of
3 per cent., in the 290,700,000 cublo
miles of water which makea up the
oceans, 90,000,000.000,000,000 tons, or 10,-
173,000 cubic miles ot aalt. This ia
sufficient to cover the arena of all the
lands of the earth with a uniform layer
)f aalt to a depth of 1,000 feet.
It seems, Bays Popular Science
Monthly, that the aea waa made salt
In t he beginning aa a part of the grand
design of the Creator to provide for the
system of evolution which has been go
ing on since the creation. Many dis
tinct speclca of living organisms live In
the aea sa a result of Ita aalintty, and
their remains have largely contributed
o the growth of continent. The three
Ifreat factors In accounting for the aya-
tem of currents in the ocean, by which
It becomes the great heat distributor
of tha globe, are changea of teniicrn-
lure, the winds and salinity. The laat
mentioned becomra an iniortant fac
tor through the Immediate nnd rswen
tlal differences of aiieciflc e-ravitv and
consequent differences of level tnnt It
produces in different parts of the ocean
through the action of evaporation and
rainfall.
THE VEGETABLE SALAMANDER.
Fire Caanol Injare the Khnpala,a Hardy
Traa of CuleiuMa.
There U a tree ol Colombia, the
ItbopaJa odorata, of Ilia order Trotce--
ceae, which trrracnta, aaya an article
(noted In Current Literature, a moet
rriunrkable xiwer of rcslatttnee to fire.
In the district of Hob ma it lacuatomary
every year, during the dry aeanou, to
act fire to the plaltrn In order to tie
atroy all the dry weeda that, during
rains, might Intcrfrrc with lb growth
of the young and tenib-r retatlou.
Tula a-rlMlicai conflagration naturally
producea the luot dlsuatrou effect
UMin the trees, w hlch gradually dis-
pear without lielng replaced, since It
difficult fur an old tree to rcM,
and atill iinrv an for a young tin wit
of one or two ye ara. A single tree
forma an exception, ami that la the one
aUt ntentkinnl-the Khopaia. h'niall
dwilorted ami aftraggy. mh! bating i
wild anil deattlate apH-aranre, this tree
not only doea not auffcr frtnn the fire.
btjt tlertvea prttfit theref rotti. It grad
tally ewtalilisliea Itaelf In loealitie
tttandfineil by other trrea and installa
lwef lliereln. 0 have here a Very
typical ease of a atirvlval of the III teal
t, alone rjal,la of rrsiating fire, wit
nera the t'iai-ajsi)(c of la rivals.
and Isaren Iji gratunilv encroach ttMin
an always itrtire extended rtooisin,
rewistanee to fire la due to Ma lath. The
external portion of the latter, more
than than half an Imh Ihl. k ami
formetl of iteaal erlla and fila-ra, ai la
like pro'eeliva jacket with reaja-et
to the hMire renUal and litltig rt,
and tliia aaaurra Ha triiinit In lla
struggle for etlstenee aralnat fire.
MNI-AKIM Or TIIK bKM.
Tha Intettaa lulling atfi tataiung Inri
dent la arsema, Wtiev. sall-rhaum, snj otlief
diaeaa-a of the skin ia Instantly alUvfl I
t'l'lrmg Chamheilata's !- sod Hi
Ointment. Many vary U4 11 kv bar
permanently ettred br IL It la euall;
Aoiant fur tUkinf pje aa4 fx "write rtn
Hy f if r Bifl'las, f ttanpad hsivla, chil
blain, trM lute, and thrnnbs anra
1 1 f I di"i 4i- at .1 rer.t h f l-
Trt tf. fail's ('ailllli'a Iw4er, th-
ara ,.t a ,,rw iie-U alien tit tl tU
Wi, IH, I I l utiltef glal tStlttlfli
rctiiW lfUii;f A tr'-V, rjiaxi
Latest U. S. Gov't Report
HYPNOTIZE THE SHAVERS.
Barbers Require Strong Nerves and Will
to Resist Magnetic Influence.
"Did you ever know," said a Ninth
street barber to a Philadelphia Record
man, "that certain men who come into
this shop to be shaved exert a queer
hypnotic influence over one or more of
the barbers? It's a fact. Now, there's
a man over there at the next chair but
one. He doesn't look like a nervous
fellow, does he? No! Well, he isn't
nervous as a rule, but there's a certain
man-about-town whose very: appear
ance in the doorway sets that man shiv
ering like a man in a fit. He could ho
more shave that particular customer
than fly. Another man who used to
work in this shop a couple of years ago
was similarly affected, but to a greater
degree, by a prominent business man,
a Mr. B . Whenever Mr. B came
into the shop the barber would grow
deathly pale and quiver spasmodically.
It frequently compelled him to knock
off work for a whole day, and finally the
boss had to discharge him. Fact!
Here's another funny thing. Did you
ever know that the average barber
hates nothing so much as to have to
shave a man's upjier lip? Idon'tknow
why it is, but I feel that way myself.
I'd rather lose a day's pay than shave
off a man's mustache, and when a
smooth-faced man comes into this Bhop
you ought to see the way each of us
'soldiers' and "monkeys' around, so
as to keep him from getting in our
chairs."
INDIAN TREACHERY.
A Red Man's Colil-Ulooded Villainy Meeta
with Kpeedy Punishment.
A sergeant in the Second cavalry re
calls an incident in liis life in the Milk
river country, Montana, lie was then a
private, and was carrying the mail le
tween the camp and Fort Assiuitioine.
One day lie met on Indian, and, riding
along together, the soldier proffered
him a pipe, which the red man smoked
peacefully. After traveling thus all
I tl,e nlng, they come to a creek; and
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mr. iiiuiuu reiiieu up, au-viug i.unx tic
was going down the stream, when-aa
the mail route led upward. So they
acparnlcd, and, when the soldier hnd
gone about 5(1 yards, he turned In his
Middle to wave another farewell. To
his horror, he saw the? Indian in the
act of drawing a bend on him. Quick
as a fin-Kit he tumbled off his horse, uti
sluug his enrbinc, and returned the
fire of the trenchcroua savage. Tho
Indian then fled, with the soldier in
purtoiit, vhen (suddenly the Indian and
hia borne iliNiippcarcd from sight. The
soldier followed up cnrif in v. until In
food on the brink of a precipice, 200
cct In depth. At the bottom lay the
ndiiui and his pony, I Kit It dend. The
fnithlcKS Indian, In his hurrictl nttnek,
orgot hIk lit thitt cliff, and in hia flight
went to dehtructioii.
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