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President Grover Cleveland
Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson
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III
TICKBTS f
The Remarkable Ability or mree
KrancUoani to Itemomoer Data. Names
and Incidents After a Long;
Lapse of Years.
Probably the three most remarkable
men who have ever startled San Fran
ciscans who knew them with their
feats of memory were "Count" Smith,
clerk of the Palace hotel, Timothy Bain
bridge, of the police force, and Bob Nor
vnl, known all over the United States
as the "boy preacher."
"Count" Smith was for some years
chief clerk of the Palace hotel, and he
died about seven years ago. Born in
affluent circumstances in Australia, he
met with financial misfortunes early
in life and came to America, where he
changed his unpronounceable name to
Smith, and other years thereafter
added the prefix "Count." Finally he
drifted to San Francisco, where he be
came chief clerk of the Palace. Though
many stories concerning this man's
achievements in memory are exagger
ated, there is no doubt that the organ
which recalls the past was developed in
him far beyond that of most men.
It is reiated that some names and
faces of guests were so indelibly en
graved on the tablets of this remark
able man's memory that when he saw a
guest who had probably been absent
for years, and whom he had met in the
most perfunctory manner, he would
. . . ir.l
say: W ny, now ao you no, air. v uicu
tine? Do you still want 510 With a
bath? That is the room you had in
1881."
Such things astonished travelers
from every land, but it Is not to be in
ferred that his memory of every guest
was equally clear. Such feats were re
nerved for the special cases of persons
whose characteristics were so murkea
that when once recalled by visual sen
sations every circumstance connected
with the former meeting passed before
him like a panoramic view.
"Count" Smith was a marvel to many
thousands from all quarters of the
globe, yet in some matters his memory
wns only ordinary or even indifferent.
lie said it was no effort whatever lor
him to remember names and faces, if
he recalled them at all. He attributed
the gift to birth rather than cultiva
tion.
Tim Bainbridge's memory is even
more marvelous, and he is to-day one
of the niOKt active little men in the
city. Though his eyesight is so im
paired that he ukcb planned, Ills memory
if no active that lie readily recalls the
nunc, face, history, sud prison record
of the thousands of convicts who hav
pessed lH'fore him in 20 years.
Bainbriilge is alwuys the standby of
the police department in nintti'ni of
iileiitilk'utlon. He Im at the ik! Ice courts
whenever kui picious primiiH-rs are on
trial. Often he will siiy, for example,
ivhcn'Molin Hrown" inoiitrlitl forgrnnd
Inrr-cn v: "This In not John Brown, but
filii Collins, who Ih wanted in Ten net
ce for burglary, lie wrved a term at
Folsom for urxon In 1879."
The most striking thing about Bain-
bridge' memory is that lie aces the old
M'lf of nit-ri t It s-cmrrti the rhiingcM of
lime. Beyond the fat fiu'e covered with
.1 full beard and furrowed with lines of
euie and crime, BuinlirhlgeM-es (he pic
ture of ten years before, when the de
fendant was all nder.young.and smooth
faced; and he often startles the crim
inals thrniaelves by vividly recalling
their crimen and dencribing them as
they were In older ilns.
Hob Nonal. known aa "the boy
preacher," used to startle the residents
of the mission by repeating, after hav
ing onte beard read aloud, entire arti
cles from newspapers, lie wa an ev
er ntric genius, who formerly traveled
nud lectured all over the I'nited hlnles
on religion themes. It v.aa hit lutliit
to sit down on the graaa, chm hia eyes.
pine his hands over his forehead, and
then have slirw ly read to htm the tjieech
er ank le he w lhed to reproduce, after
which ft seemed to photograph ItM-lf
oil his mind, ao lie could sjieak It with
rare prerialnn. XortaJ said ll was ua
effort for him to do such things Kan
I rancUco ("bronitie.
ABSOLUTELY PUKE
over him with one paw planted firmly
on his chest, the other slightly lifted,
and wagging its tail in delight, while
its hot breath was exhaled into Jake's
face.
His first impulse was to hold down his
chin tightly, to prevent his throat be
ing torn open, while he cautiously felt
for his knife. He found the knife Mid
as he drew it a slight grating sound
caused the lion to rebound at his feet
and as it did so it uttered a Bcream
which Jake knew only gave him the
chance of a moment. It was a call for
the other lion. Fearing to make a
motion of escape or resistance he moved
his hand back in the snow in search of
nis rifle, which had been lost in the 'all.
His finger touched the stock. Ue cau
tiously pulled it down by his Bide and
still looking his captor straight in the
eyes slowly turned the rifle till ' its
muzzle faced the liou. The bullet passed
through its heart and it sank on Jake's
feet. Before he could move from his
helpless position the other lion bounced
oyer the precipice and somewhat over
leaping its mark lit in the snow and in
stantly received a bullet in its brain.
The two Bona lay dead not tea feet
apart. Outing.
PRODUCTS AND PRODUCERS.
-To THE-
& Keeley Wilul.
OSTAMOBUnSS
tev ttarae Daily at 8 r. m. end ar
rives at OuU'io a 42 boors.
Single Fare S7.CO.
Round Trip $ 1 0.00
fafrTfcrowg InrttM po-
nuiixs asms'
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For tho Curo o
Liquor, Opium wl Tobacco Hatit
It Is teraiea at Orsfsa,
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tail al IM O.ierra r m Metteaiae
Mrlrly M.alUal. traa laiset ft Irateawl srt
east m mm H
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Can I AIL Y ti atrsg.
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Cummings U Fall,
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Gault House,
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i NATKM MW.ixs M l.V
m, m. '. a4 :.. ps,
aWsaare rarlhaake eaa Ltarf.
The earthiiuaka recently felt In Route
has already produced a result that to
ny earepl an Iialisn wouhl aeem In
.mlilile. U haa auf mented naturally
I ha receli.ie of tba natiorral lotwrv.
rhe oceurrenc aa ao unusual that
amblers aa their oimrt unity and
i.! a aertea of Tigurea Iters me xular.
first shot k va frit on Novetnlier I
3 p. in. tine, four and thirty-eight
era obviously factors In tba lucky
eriea. And then tha lottery manus!
bellied tha fambler out by auppl) inf
hint lla Other figures, eliiefly II, frO
and SO, so that atoonir tha eii sueeeaa
was certain. Kletrn ss moat I'llt Ml,
a it was eultatcitt Uf)i for "Novem
ler" and tertlnual" and al repra-
arnted tha feia of Kt, Martin, aalnt
very popular alnra tba iMtlta of (taa
Mart I no. In fart, the lotteries recalled
surd an !in.u!r frorn the rarll)Maka
that the nfl iva bail to be kept rrjiea oa
All Kairtia' iley, rontrary lo ail aaafe
WMn tia eaitiMingf MUnibera eera act
ally t jioaed to t law hot on of I he pop.
alar ait was In tha tetrfor, Loadoa
mail ,t.
flOMT WITH TWO LIONl
llalrW4ih Kaaa ttmm lk Ctataaae af
a Meaarf fteaeh
It saw, tUuv t edf and llttt
beyoftd, IM vara aad kead of a lla as II
aal sUhii,g I Ka t. er. Jska ttm 3
kke aaddla to piece a bullet, aa Im eawl,
kWlaey bataa ihttm ear, a
rarf al I ma lad froav lKla4 a lrw
on the leip of ra k alene anl. alnklx
Lira ta Ih l,nl4Sllail t, i tn b fT l IS kolaa,
m actions' a Ika wMHiulaia. aM kia
litfiaa law i'jl easy. A liHilienl att t
; Jake s,i li n g a ba U a in (a sa a ,
I bl ba4 ( Lxl IMI tba taat slatoillrif
The commercial marine of Canada
r'i . es employment to some 60,000 sailors.
Strawberries in marketable quanti
fies were gathered in Greenville, Ore.,
ecently.
Fifty farmers from Michigan, Ne
braska and Iowa will colonize a tract
of land south of Norfolk, Va.
Oregon's tomato crop this year was
enormous. One factory alone has been
jnnning five tons of tomatoes a day for
.v considerable time.
A Japanese seal fishing company has
been organized by Toklo capalist to
jonincte with foreign sealers off the
t'.oiiHt of Japan.
The governor of Arizona is reported
is saying that that territory will pro
duce this year $10,000,000 in gold,
.iguinst $4,0()U,000 last year.
An area of S,000 square miles south
of CO degrees north latitude in Canada is
suitable for the production of all crcops
grown in England. t
A petroleum belt has been discovered
In Montana's new county, Carbon. It
is near the headwaters of Butcher
.reck, a tributary of the Little Rosebud
river.
Peanuts have been successfully
i'uiricd In Arizona this year. One man
.icar Phoenix hud a crop of 300 sacks,
The Ili Ht loud of peunuts ever shipped
out of Phoenix left there recently.
The cultivation of cutiaigre, for use in
tauniiifT, li rapidly becoming an impor
taut iudiiKtrv in southern Arioim. A
car loud of the root was shipied from
I'hoeulx, consigned to Liverpool, a few
days sgo.
Montana raised and sold something
more thnn7,rMHi,000 worth of cot Ue this
ear, The state has other resources
than her ranches and mines, too, for the
alue of her agricultural product this
year Is estimated at tiz.Oou.OOO.
Three times as many American horses
iove Iteen sold In Kngluiid thisyraras
were called for In 1W4. and their aver
n(f price at the porta of shipment has
lieen $155, They are used chiefly for
draft in London.
A thorough teat Is to be made In Mar
lon county, Kla., aa to the adaptability
of the soil for the profitable cultivation
of tobacco. It la estimated that 1,000
acres will be planted with tobacco seed
from Cuba and (Sumatra during the
preaent winter.
RULES OF THE ROAD.
fteasetala. af lataraat la AU Waeetasea-.
teasaliaaae lesaree afetr.
Tba rules of Uie road should be rig
Idly observed, alike by cyclists and rid
era and drivers of all kinds. Outaldeof
tha matter of safety, tha niwl vital one
connected with these rulea of tht road.
tbera la tba element of eourUsy, of
course, but for tha consideration of
safety of Ufa and limb, now with tha
advent of the bicycle and tha loraclee
tarrlsf, the rules of Uit road oufbt lo
lecrlve strict attention at tha bands of.
and bm rigidly observed by all fillers
and drivers, aays ( yellng.
Tba law la many states clearly da-
finee that carriages, w agona, rarta,
sleighs, sleds, bicycles, tricycles and all
other vehicles must, stben In motion,
keep to tha right, A person driving la
ery properly required to kae the left
heela of his veliti la oa I lie rltflit of tht
eeotr of tha street. In other words,
this law le an authoritative adaption of
tha old motto: "fair play and half
tba road." While bicycles era lorlwled
aa enjoying thla privilrfe, and borae
men are required to attend to them tba
tame cmrusy thy would another
bwla draw by boraea, a emillar r
strict Ian Is put vmm w beelnu and
her I women. Tly, too, must tura t
lb rif ht. If Ibey fad to do ao, si.d t
rolllaioa ccura, they bate no ia but
Ibaiuaaltes to bold lefsJIy aerouetaLle.
WHY THEY WERE DROWNED.
New Cause Assigned for the Disaster to
Pharaoh's Hosts.
In a Sunday school in the midlands,
one of the teachers, a Hibernian, was
snore remarkable for his zeal than hia
learning.
Qn a certain morning he was in the
middle of a glowing account of the over
throw of the Egyptians in the Ked sea,
when he volunteered to explain the sub- .
ject more clearly.
"Ye, see, bhoys," he remarked, "when
the Red say parted in the middle the two
halves became frozen into solid walls oa
each soide of tho Israelites, and they
passed over safely. But whin the Egyp
tians came runnin' after 'em the ice
melted and they was all drowned on the
sphot."
The boys forming the Irishman's
class glanced at each other, but few of
them were convinced.
Ye don't belave me, Johnny?" ex
claimed the teacher to one who had
loudly expressed his doubts. "Indade,
thin, an' phwat part can't ye belave?"
"About the ice, sir," answered John
ny.
"Well, phwat about theoice?" ,
"I don't think the Red sea ever did
freeze, sir. It's too near the equator."
For a moment, and only a moment,
the Irishman was at fault. At length
he exclaimed, triumphantly:
"Sure, there was no equathor in thlm
days."
This reply, ingenious as it was, failed
to satisfy the boys, who soon had the
Irishman cornered again. Being obliged
to withdraw his former statement, he
admitted that the equator must have
been there.
"Didn't I tell yez," he exclaimed.
"that whin the Egyptians came the oice
melted. Sure, they brought the equa
thor along wid 'em." Scottish Nlghta.
Enforcing I'eace.
The late Prof. John Stuart Blackie
was a man of marked Individuality, aa
well as one of the most learned and pro-
liftc writers of his time. He was fond
of peuce, but had a good deal of Scotch
pugnacity in his composition.
Ho himself used to tell a story of bis
early life which he thought exemplified
both the traits In his own character.
"As a boy," he Raid, "I wus always an
tagonistic to school fights; pugilism
had no fascinations for me. One day a
fellow-pupil came blustering to me, and
said:
" 'Come, now, will you flht me?
" 'No, I replied, 'but I will knock you
down!'
This I proceeded to do, amid the ap
plause of the school."
This scented very like fighting, but It
had the effect tocauae the Blnckle boy's
desire for ieace to lie rciectcd after
that. It may sometimes lie found nec
essary for nations to proceed on tho
an me plan. You t It's Com pa n Ion.
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