Portland Lilrarj mm, ..i . .......n.1ln1 rrifiitumi trtninw OFFICIAL ' PAPER MY SUCCESS I Is owing to my liberality in ad- i vertis'mg Robert Bonner. o e e i swaa til i.i;i.i!MiMiM i t i.ii ill m Mil i lUMwimnir oiwmb FREQUENT AND CONSTANT 1 ' ! Advertising brought me all I own, A. T. Stewart. THIRTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 1896. or v. WEEKLY tfO. Sftl J SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY mi PATTERSON PCBLISBING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, A. W. PATTERSON, . . . Editor Business Manager At 13.50 per year, $1.25 Fur six months, 75 ots. tor three mouciis. Advertising Rates Mads Known on Application. THIS PAPER ie kept on tile at E. 0. Duke's Advertising Agency, B4 and 65 Merchants Gzohangs, San iYancieoo, California, where con ruote tor advertisint? oan be made tor it. 0. R. & N.-LOCAL CARD. Train leaves Heppner 10:30 p. in. daily, except Sunday. Arrives li: 15 a. m. duilv, except Mon day. West bound passenger leaves Willows Junc tion 1:13 a. m. ; east bound 3:30 a. in. Freight trains leave Willows Junction going east at 7:25 p. m. and 8:47 a. m.; going west, 4:30 p. in. and 5.50 a. m. OFFICIAL DIBECTOKT. United States Officials. President Grover Cleveland Vice-President Ad'ai Stevenson Secretary of State ltichard S. Olney Secretary of Treasury....... John G. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel S. l,amont Secretary of Navy Uilary A. Herbert Postmaster-General William Ij. Wilson Attorney-General Jmlson Harmon Secretary of Agrionltura J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor W. P. Lord Reoretary of. State H. It. Kincaid Treasurer Phil. Metenhan Hnpt. PuWic ln-Mrnetiou (. M. Irwin Attorney General O. M. Idioman I?:lf:giaa Congressmen Enis'm,Um Printer '. .'.W. II. Leeds ( K. B. Bean, Supreme Judgtis F. A. Moore, ( C. E. Wolverlon Sixth Jndiclal District. Circnit Jnrtgo Stephen A. Lowell I'roaecnting Attorney John H. Lawrey Morrow Comity Official. mint Senator A, W. Gowan Keproaoritativc... .1.8. Bo'ithby "tmnty Jndge Jnlins Keithly '' C'linminmniiars..... ). li. Howard J. HI. Halter. " Clerk ...T.W.Morrow " Bheritf G. W. Harrington Trosnorer Frank Gilliam ' AsensBor J. r'. Willis " Surveyor. Geo. Lord " SchiKl Snp't Anna Kalsiger " Ooronor T. W.Ayera, Jr uevphkr town omcxns. Mayoi Thus. Morgan Ciuneiliiieii O. E. Farnsworth. M. Llchtentlial, Otis Patterson, T. W. Ayara, Jr., 8. B. Horner, E. J. Sloouin. Ileoorder F. 3. Hal lock treasurer E, L. Freoland MaraluU A. A. Roberta Precinct Officers, Jnstioe of th Peace E. L. Freeland Constable N. B. WheUtono United States Land Officer. TOll DALLXS, 08. . J. P. Moore Hogintnr A. 8. Higgs lteoeirer LA OSASnE, OB. B. F. Wilson Hegister J, U. Kobbins... Beceiver BXCBXT SOCIETIES. IIAWLINH POST, NO. IL O. A. B. 4tets at Lexington, Or., the last Saturday of ach nifrnth. All vet ram are Invited tn )jin. C. I toon, Uso. W. Smith. Adjutant, If Comiuandar. LUMBER! t f HAVE FOR HALE ALL KINDS OF CN dnmed Lumber, It miles ol Ueppnor, at what Is known a the BOOTT AXVIVIIIjXj. PBS 1,000 Ft IT, ROUGH, CLEAR, 1100 IT M rF DELIVERED IN HEPPNER, WILL ADD L 16.00 per 1 .000 feel, additional. The above quotations are strictly for Cash. L HAMILTON, Prop. WM. FKNLAKII, tO. ft. BISHOP, eraaldasL Caakiar. TRISECTS i GENERAL BiMINS BUSINESS collections Made oo Favorable Terras. EXCHANGE BUUGHT 4 SOLD UKITNEIL if OREfKJS Ontario-I'urns Line BDBKS-OTOiHSTflSEUKE H. A. WIl'.IAMS, P ep OXTAMO.IlUnS'S tati Btrna leilf U ( P. M. ted ar. rite al Ontario Is 42 bnr. Single Fore $7.00. Round Trip $10.00 BrtrnasH lrv(l P t ils fmf fmim4. jiuns'H cjsros al I !' Kt mith II- i-f S''i"l au al htw, yiam M IU lint U gl tbe W!f Iba WmC life tbetiaan .!" rnr Jsaik -.mi--... ua,t,h Is lb s. W!ittii ' as a . I I. il. 1 t,. ,.! II a H( I i " " j BEWARE IN TIME, SCIATICA USE ST. JACOBS Oil Ut a . WTWUU4? VIU. THH CVVEN ELECTRIC BELTS AND APPLIANCES INSURE TO THE SICK THESE GREAT POINTS OF ADVANTAGE OVER ALL IMITATORS Vsio jHctrie Cnr. j'l'n: nanbeiniinedi- nipy icit, aUhoagrb Hoa tli ilia to the mot Hensitive. The strength of the current is undnr ihn nnmnlAtn iwin. trol of the wearer, so mueh so that a child may the same power of Belt necessary for the strong est man. nw niEUlvinES SnC NEUESSART, void all cheap (so-called) Eleotrlo Belta and fraudulent imitations of our Electrio Belta ana Apphanoes, as these are an Imposition, upon the suffering. nrnflIL0!1 EI'E'"WP TRUSS lm the moat retenUve and ouraUve Trust made ior the radical cure of Kupture. OArm'S!!.1 h 00,tBnd our Large Illustrated Catalogue in English. Sf?i?w f a a 0 , Norwegian languages! containing medical facte, sworn statements of cures made and descriptions of Belta and Appliances. Address THE OWEN ELECTRIC BELT AND APPLIANCE CO., 805 to 211 State Street, Chleago. Are the Highest of ail High Grades. Warranted superior to any Bicycle built in the world, regardless of price. Do not be Induced to pay more money for an Inferior wheel. Insist on having the Waverley. Built and guaranteed by the Indiana Bicycle Co., a million dollar concern, whose bond Is as good as gold. 211b. SCORCHER $85. 221b. LADIES' $75. Catalogue free. INDIANA BICYCLE CO., HOMER H. HALLOCK, iNDlAMArOLIs, Ind., U, 6. A. Oen. Agent for Eastern Oregon, Pendleton, Or. a rUtir T f1 X' IS PAYING MILLIONS A MONTH To persons who served In the wars of the United States or to their Widows, Children, or Parents. Do You receive a pension ? Had You a relative in the War of the Rebellion, Indian or Mexican Wars on whom you depended for support ? THOUSANDS ARE ENTITLED UNDER THE NEW LAW To receive a pension, who now do not. Thousands under the new law are entitled to an Increase of pension. The government owes It to you and is willing and Anxious to pay. Why not present your claim at this present time? Your pension dates from the time you apply. Now Is the accepted hour. frWrite for Ltws and complete information. No Charge for advice. No Fee unless successful. The Press Claims Company PHILIP W. AVIRETT, Oeneral Manafcr, 618 P Street. WASHINGTON, D. C IT. II 11(1 Company U ttmlrollct fry awrfy on thotuanl Irmiisf - ft) f3 papen in in I mini MiM,Mf H fiuanlmf ty (Arm, OC CAS if If ir..o iHlk uf dry Y erKHigfc Un out of I no to pun im a Ha. I ( Mrtsi fekynla. TaU la tin class awhlne. Wh; then pmj lloae tot a Mrycki UmI will ft ih brtr u rt li f ( Ht KKT "mrb," aflgbl J) puHfrfa, Mir !. twtM' and ttnW rwM all lh stay frma m o a-ir- iol-i, on 1 1 n alia SHMtiiMlle Mr a ft SwMna. HHir apeHal," Mxi 1 1 LvIim1, I A WESTERN WHEEL WORKS, CHICAGO AND NEW YORK. I the mmn m , As ' Hop, Y&sn MORROW AHD CKAH1 VCT ' J In!; Lancasiurk Insuranck Lo. ...... . ;The first acute twinge 13 THE WARNING OSLAY. AND THOSE TWINGES MAY TWIST YOUR LEO OUT OF SHAPE, 1 mm m llllllll mm "W3ES: It can be changed from positive to negative current in a moment. They have and are cur ing thousands of cases of Rheumatism, Cbronlo Disease and Biervoua All. ments In man and lroman (from any cause) where long oontinued medical treatment failed to cure. T-S-Wkm sr - vm 3 q ft to ft to ft to ft to ft to ft to ft to ft to ft FACTS A MIC see FACTS ! ! dt an-t sattt ae4 Us aa RIPPING GARMENTS TO PIECES. In Doing This There Should Be No Pull ing or Tearing. There is a general impression that it is an easy enough matter to rip up a garment. Most anybody can do it, and it is an undertaking that requires no special skill or care. Acting on this idea, clothing is pulled, torn, cut with knives, snipped with scissors and final ly taken to pieces after this unprofit able fashion, and the operator comes and declares that everything is ready. A dyer who handles a large quantity of black goods says that he long ago gave up expecting anybody to rip a garment up as it should be done. If the seams are ripped, they are full of threads; sometimes there are buttons on; hooks and eyes are not uncommon ; the fronts of them are stuck full of pins of various sorts, and linings, facings, braids and the like remain, in whole or in pieces, just as the individual who had charge of the disintegrating process happens to leave them. To rip up a garment properly thera should be no pulling, tearing or drag ging apart. If one cannot take the end of the thread and pull it out, the stitches should be cut with a sharp knife. Very few persons can rip a gar ment with scissors without doing it great harm; indeed, many find it im possible to cut stitches with anything without making holes that render the goods absolutely worthless for the one who originally wore it. When it is done the edges are so ragged that a much smaller pattern must be used. In pre paring goods for the dyer, or to be made over, every stitch should be token out. It seems scarcely necessary to say that facings, braid and hooks and eyes must be removed, but this is impera tive, in view of the condition in which garments come to the dressmaker and the dyer. Many dresses, capes and jackets are perfectly wearable after being carefully ripped, brushed, sponged and pressed. It Is a wonder that some one does not set up an estab lishment for ripping clothes and put ting them in order for the dressmaker. The owner of them frequently has not time to do them properly, or is too careless and understands too little the requirements of them to do it hod she all the time in the world. Some semi invalid in every community might get a tolerable living, or at least add to a limited income by preparing garment for remodeling. X. Y. Ledger. Petroleum In ltusnla. A peculiar fact in respect to petro leum ia the difference nf rnmlit inn ,,. der which that oil occurs in Kussinnnd America. In the former it is found in strata of the tertiary period, usually a formation resembling a quicksand, and at depths of only n few hundred feet. In our own country it occurs at great depths In the older compact sandstones and limestones. American oil yields a cry large proportion, any almut 70 per cent., of ilhiuiinnting oil exactly nuited for combustion in our ordi the Russian oil produces far less of such oil and a larger proportion of high-class lubricating oil. The Jitm alan illuminat ing oil nlo requires to lie burned In n modified form of lump wit h a more ncrfeel draught. in order ti. mr. come its tendency to produce a smoky inline, anu n i largely this fact which has prevented the consumption of Ituu sirtn oil for light abroad. r U yt AMD ITS CURII 7 To m EwTrw r-l have an aNnfuta remedy for Consumption. By Ks timely ut thousands of hoprkss rises have been already permanently cured. .V proof positive am I of its power that I comider It my duty to trmd two boilUi frn to tlvne of your readen who have Qmsumptkin,Thrrjat, Bronchial or Lung Trouble, If they will write me their exrmi and postoffke i.MrKt Sincerely, T. k. ILOCTJM. H C, ill Mart It., lew Tort. Ttw E.lilorwl ! UmIii KuMnmi d Mas rMt UiMinw iu imim 1 WANTED-AN IDEAS" unn to patent r rrtrl rtwir !!- ; INrjr mf Tin ynt WMllh. rlla JOHN Wr.liUKIh Ihjlfjr t., Hifit Attnn-ra. WaaUiliftoB. IX U, tr (Mr Klae vUtt. mm CawM. e4 1 ntda-M eMaia4 a4 S I'd 1 " pii.i. Iwrir M ateetesTt fna. Ovs enm on v, a, soi) a m. . ia M tuft '-"i u taaal Kafc.L .,.( tV tri'k Wif I ilno. Vk -(, M pwm nt a., in al J Wr. (MIHl. lilni nms ! mmm lite t. S aa4 hmmm aMml m In. AMnrn, C.A.SNOW&CO. Or. ta tmcl, -, O 0. Mar.ANIX Or THE HII. Tas IiiImim IbMrtg enr smarting Irai-d-l to aisrrta, WW, Mlt-tla, awl win dwa a ut I lie skin U Irtatbtntly sliarol l M-l ll'SroUli s ami K.s OinlnstnL Msnf ry lJ cavar Uttu Ls tr.J ttn4 L it. It ie ewpiall ffwirtit f lUriirg m and a fstorila rMv rfr Pit at...U, rlia4 Ittiwla, rlnU Main. ffal Uiv an I tUfimm ans eyra, I of a la ,y drn( al Z") nl fvf l I, Trj tr. f4ja ('atHtliias faaeVrt, il Br j4 vkal a tM,ra rla mbti is lax! nU (ana. Itmtt, Lloal auilr arxl Vsrmifega. T ale If 'taf k t',re, 4rsU!s TU ragalaf sstassifiplkia pfmm tA tU fUasl-Wsellt (lasatU as 1 2 VI sa l IM rvgsla prlrsaf La HVally OrrrniS t W. As M aaleriLiag t.A l (iMtm sal frli r s tn alTar raa Uk It (iatalla at, j aal (r.f..t,i, a f f 1 U Alif.Mtttl. arfda s Jit Otf af ',l(.a ti f 1t IS a If aaif )! h ai.rila-1 In (k ) . !1D i zzzzrrrr tt- - GHOST OBJECTED. Wouldn't Keep Quiet Until the House Was Moved. It is told in the Washington Star that a correspondent had occasion to stop all night in a West Virginia cabin, where he had been entertained a year before. The cabin at his first visit had faced the road; it now occupied a posi tion at a considerable distance from the highway and faced the other di rection. When asked about the change the owner of the cabin said: "Had ter make it. Dad made sech a fuss 'bout it, my wife 'lowed we'd hev ter move back. Yo' see, she never knowed the ole man in his lifetime, an' she didn' like bein' pestered by him 20 y'ar after he wor dead." "How was that?" inquired the cor respondent. "Waal, the house uster be hyar, 'fore thar war any road, an when dad died we buried 'im over yonder by them oaks. The road war cut through, an' we moved the house over dad's grave. He never had cut up none, though he war a great cavorter when he lived, but when we moved the house he uster come every night to our bed an' try to sw'ar at me only he couldn't talk. It kin' o' tickled me to see the ole man when he couldn't swar, but my wife kicked erbout it an' I moved the cabin back ag'in. The ole man hain't come back sence, an'' I'll reckon he'll hev his way; he alius did 'fore he died, an' ho hain't los' none of his uppishness sence." ONE WELL-MORTGAGE8 COW. A Tale Illustrating the Guileless Sim plicity of an Agriculturist. "There are tricks in all trades but ours," remarked the carpenter, "and we sometimes drive screws with a ham mer."" A few days ago, not more than 1,000 miles from Lake county, says the Vermillion (N. D.) Freeman, a collector called on a farmer for the payment of a note secured by chattel mortgage. The farmer was obdurate and gave no satis faction that he would ever pay the note. Finally the collector said: "Well, I'll have to take the 11 cows named in the mortgage." "Oh, no; you haven't got a mortgage on 11 cows on this farm." "Why, yes, I have." And the collector pulled out a copy of the mortgage and read as follows: "One red and white cow, one cow spotted red and white, one red cow with white spots, one cow with white spot in forehead, one red cow with two white hind feet, one white cow with red spots on side, one white and red cow, one red cow with two. white fore feet, one white cow with red spot on ahoulders, one red cow with white spot on hips, one white cow spotted with red. Now, how do you like that? continued the collector. "Oh, that's nil light; I see you've got 11 mortgages on my old red and white cow; there she is down in the pasture; theboyswillgo down and help you catch her." A MEXICAN CEMETERY. Where Ontrra Are Kented at the Rata of One Dollar Per Month. A correiqiondent deserilies the queer ceuu'tery of the Mexican village of Guanajuato. There is hardly room in (iuunajunto for tlie living, bo it be lioovea her eoile to exercise rigid econ omy ill the disjiosillon of her dead. The liuriul place is on the top of a steep" hill, which overlooks the city, and conalHtaof nn area inclosed by whnt iix-ur from tiie outside to be o high wall, but which discovers itaelf from vtllliin to 1e s receptacle for bodiea, which are placed In tiers, much as the eon tinea of the native valleys compel them to live. ICach compartment in the wall la large enough to admit one colfln, snd la rented for one dollar per mouth. The toor people are bur ied In t lie ground without the formality of a coffin, though one la uaually rent ed, in which the body isconvrved to the piste. As there are not grara enough to go a run nd, whenever a riew one ia lieoiled a previous tenant must lie din tt.rlied, and Uiia likrwiw hapiena hen a truant's rent la not promptly paid In adiMiii-e. The Ixxly Is then removed from Its pluee in I Its luauaoleum, or i-xhuiiicd, as the rnw may lie, and the bone sn thrown into the bawruent lalow. TAKINO CARE OF BANK BILLS. Sol lad arranrr f So) Urn C amaaoa aa It Waa aaaaral fears Afff. I'.ank holm art. rleainr than they l-aed lo lie. It la Ihe (mllrir of the New York banks, anya the New York Sun, to aend their Milled notee to the fulled tttab'B Irraaury lo lie deatroyrd aa aoin aa a auflU ii iit iniinl rr aeeumulala to juatify It, I'.uhka In llm west send toll whole Italrhea of Milled New York noire lo their corrririik nt lisnhs In tliia ily, Slid the liik that reeehea theiri aorta tliein out and m ihId rtitind eai h Lille ba It to the Umk by which they were iaamd. 1 hea nniid notes are I lien sent to the treasury lo Im de. alroyed ami oihrra ied In Ihelr plae. New York I thus a a l of lemt for ii.ileil and dannigd notia of Me own veil. 'J'La pi ililii.g pfweaa f-ar lasnk holes has laTH so rirlia d of lata ears that the pm rnment boa adopted this adiey of frequrtilly Ue Iro) Itig totted Bo lea Slid reiaauilif aaal OWea, V t N fMO M ETO" 01 C Tk OI4 Mea'e ria St aa Wraalkad la Saklla tthaa f S raaaS Ilia. They told in in tl dining- ear of train on tint liiiaill A Naalivllls road that In the emokHig ear waa an old rotor! man who waa goira; south lo a his old larilatioo liont again brforsl diaMi riainint him. !y snd by t went in I' hat S talk with him. It waa wriiiaM end wliH hairl. snd r H'l' 111 ly tery fid, and beS aipraal Wondef that l.la frtrrele in henl4ky luiitld have el iio art out tttl mm II a long jouro'r ' "I'ld ' i "I" X J i'l eidlnl fielji dvireH, salt. Uile ih i li.ll 1 11 I waa UiUltd lo t urn, ait i lay jrm had li I Ute," "And Iiom I'.i.tf a, i,i on I ft th li I I Ui.'l.- n I" Mlar I a in wak I tinea, salt. 1 rlun Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report f a4O60Isl)TECV PUBE went right off wid some Yankee sogers, an' dat's de last I eber did see of Mars. Thomases folks. Ize gwine down to sprise em." "Where is it?" "Jest a leetle ways out o' Selma. Dey tell me da' am great changes 'bout Selma, but I reckon I kin walk right down de road an' find de plantashun in de night. Bress de Lawd, sah, but I doan' reckon I could hev closed my eyes in death if dey hadn't let me cum. Dar'S bin sich a longin' to see de ole place agin dat I couldn't stand it." Three or four of us chipped in to get his meals and make him comfortr able, but we saw that the journey was telling on his strength. On the morn ing of the day we were to reach Selma I could see that he was weak and ner vous, and when I sat down beside him he said: ' "Ize feelin' sort o' skeart 'bout my self dis mawnin'. I had a dream last night dat i was walkin' long de road an' met a funeral, an' when I axed who was gwine to be buried a white man spoke up and said: " Ton my soul, if dat hain't Mars Thomases old nigger Job, who runned off doorin' de wah! Heah, boy, let me tole you somethinV Yo' has cum too late to see yo'r ole mars; dat's him in de coffin, an' he. was a axin 'bout yo' jes de day befo' he died.' " I told him that dreams did not sig nify, and after a bit had him quite chirped up.: I got him some tobacco for his pipe, saw that he had breakfast, and as I left him he smiled all over with happiness, ns he said: "Only two hours mo' to Selmal Ize moas dun got derel" Thirty minutes later the conductor lieckoned to three or four of us to come into the smoker. The old man sat in his chair,' leaning against the side of the car, and seemed to be sleep ing. "He'a been dead ten minutes," quletr ly observed the conductor, "and he died as peacefully as a child falling asleep!" So he had. There whs a smile on his old black face a smile of anticipa tion, and the pipe had not fallen from his fingers. Death had come like a soft and fleeck mantle, and its touch had been painless. Detroit Free Tress. INDUSTRY AND INVENTION. A new method of using dilute hydro- bromic acid as a solvent for extracting the alkaloids of cinchona bnrk. A system of facilitating the removal of rooting tiles, the holes which receive the unila lieing mode in the form of keyhole slots. A hollow augur, with an ofienlng for carrying away the chla, the cutter be ing held In a recess above the. opening by a plate secured by screws. The Dintrlet railway of Iondon fins fitted three trains wilh niitomntie Indi cators in each comtMrtment, which tell the name of the next station. An attachment for the poeketa of Indies' Mi runes, constating of a spiral spring along the edge of the mouth of the HM-ket to render it self-closing. A flailing apparatus. In w hlch the line if mounted on the end of s spring, which In the event of the fish Inking the liult, clours sn electrie circuit snd rings a bell. A covering for tablets, cakes or bars of soap, to prevent drying snd decom position, which la produced by dip ping the article in a solution of gelatin or melted was. A roof for metallurgical snd other furnaces, made of s aeries of tubes through w hlch wster coimUntly flow a, snd between which a filling of fire brick Is arrsuged. COMMERCIAL AND INDUSTRIAL. The total mpllal Invested In Ilritiah rsllw sys is alxml t'.dOo.imn.fuNi. Ily net yesr North Carolina tiecta to spin sll her own cotton product. (ireat llrtlaln iays th continent up wards of itoxnVjuo a year for augur ami mnkra not sn ounce, Alaska's first railnatd will soon I tinder ronet ruction. It will las a short line on lingla laland. The rails were shipped a abort tint sgo. I'nlled Mat.-a Consul llarker, at Tan- f lera, Morocco, reporta s gmal market Iherw for American flour, as wheat la very aesre. I'rtif. ItoUrteon, Canadian dairy eommUalonrr, saya Ui dominion gov eminent la considering a project to en gam la tb. r sport of dmaed nieaU to England. A diHlrh front I'luilaburg. N, Y, says that valushie coal field hss been ilia. furred In Altona, Clinton eoiinty, Tli vein la aald to b from 71 to sl feet whl and mends for arral milea. Horns 20 tons of silk spinning snd weaving nun hlnery Waa ahlpd front KbMiirigton, Conn , to Maii, Huaaln, reeeiitly. Kitty tons mors Is ordered for th earn pier snd rli. Th ma rhlnery Is f.ir ua In a M aiik mill re teniiy built In th old lapilal of lluaaia, "NOT A LADY." U I af tfca Teaaas paale ( sWtlaaa, Tim laat llm- U algnlfti ane of that tery Verwsl I and romprrhenalts ttoH "gentieimtit" earn up for IwumIin In lit prearfil writ, r'a bearing on of lb Ulkria Waa fmlniir d of lb Sniua'tig ta-rW iie -a of an An rii aii wi-inan In Jarl. m ISra-r' li. Hi bud 1n Stud;i. to I e s Iralird .IP nurse and went abroad in the summer. In Edinburgh she undertook t Vmv n. mackintosh. She found suited her, but the price was too Mtrh. She said to the shop girl: "I have to worK ior my living and can't afford to pay so much. You must sell it to me cheaper." "Vait a minute," Baid the girl, and went to the rear of the Bhop to the proprietor and said : "That per son wouio line tnat cloak, but she says she's not a lady, and wants a reduc tion." Whether she irot the clonk or not. did not appear, but unquestionably she got a very surprising illustration of The difference between the meaning of the word lady" in bcotland and its mean ing in the United States. CHAMPION HARD-LUCK STORY. Girl Gives lllm Money to KeepJilts Him His Dilemma. Cupid leads men into strange capers. and many of these capers have an inter esting financial side. A seven-dollar-a-week porter in a large china store came to his employer recently and made this interesting confession: I m in a peck o' trouble. I've been engaged to a girl, you know was aw ful gone on her and blew in nearly all my wages on her theaters, sleigh rides, oyster stews and all sorts of things. Well, she's mad at me and wrote this letter to say that I'm fired. Look at all this stuff she sent back photograph, $18 ring, $7 ring, $13 gold chain, $5 locket wasn't I a chump? Rut the worst of it is, we were going to get married, and she was giving me her money to keep. I had $40 of her money. Of course, you know, I thought she wouldn't want it soon, and I've been and blew it in on this suit of clothes, and three swearers: had to look decent to go around with her, you kouw. Now, I have to pony up that cash and I ain't got it. Will you let me draw it on these here wlmmin's trinkets?" NATURAL SOFT SOAP. It Is Found In a Series of Pita la the Dig Horn Mountains, A party of geutlemen from the east, who have been hunting and fishing during the pist month in the llig Horn mountains and basin, met while there with a per tinent 'JluMtratiou of the naturul marvels of the great central west, saya the Denver News. This was nothing less than the discovery of a series of pits or vnts of naturul soft soap, the ex cellent quality of the product (.bowing that old Diime Nn'uro is well coinjie. tent, when iu the mood, to hold up fully the end ot her string aa a housewife. These natural vt.it soap pits, seven In number, aud hiving an average ca pacity of about l.iM O gallons, are scut tered over an area of two or three acres of alknii land, situated jiint below the mouth of h.ilf a dozen hot springs and two large springs of prnctlctt!ly pure lubricating oil. The water from the hot springs and the oil drainage com bitilug with each other and acting on the alkali h'Kmit, coiiHtitule a natural soap manufactory, the product of which is gathered In the adjacent m lies of earth cavities or pits. Just be low the pits themselves is a whla tract of sKingieat mondi soil, In wbonn depths the soft soup surpliia Is six aorlied. The product Is erfectly mar ketable, and in the coining commercial development of the llig Horn laisln there will doutitleHs lie a nature! soft soap syndirite. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. The coffee crop of Veneuel amounts to Ili.WKi.iHsi a yesr In value. The average crop la GO.ooo toiia of coffin. Two-thirds of this product is exortrd, inoatly to England, Morocaibo Is ona of the. eenlera nf Irode; Moraenibo cof fee) is known everywhere. A long series of experiments. In which dogs were fed shemstrly wit.lt each siilmtiiin e during foureonaeetitiva (leriixlH. has shown, it Is slated, that natural butUT snd monufsetured oleo liisrgarlu sr print leal ly equal In di gestibility snd nutrilit value, A correaamdeiit write to Nature) that carp ar very fond of th larvaa of limjiilla , and, as this fish Ihrivrs in the only kind of wstrr in which tha larva of lh itioquila ran lire, lis siil'gcftts Uiat thrao fish might tan em ployed to rstrrttilua'. this pestiferous Inaetl. A fries la hreouiing a very giaal rua. toiner of tlw I'seifis atalra, f.ttmU-r and flour am the staples of th trade, snd th shipment are rapidly grow lug In lltiarlnee, Th Inrifeet lit of flour eer mml from the Ptiget Mound region for African irt waa U-Ing liMuled a few dais sgist I'lirt lUiiki ly. It mnslsU-d of .' ks, About tj.Wsl toil of starch bat (re li mad front iite I Ida sreaon In lh tlir Slaleaof Wisconsin, M inn aula sud Norih Isikoia. Not far f mm -.Vsi.'ssi IiiiIm I of a,ialia a hat la-en thua uac,aiid yet lliia rrprearnls alaiut half tlie product of lh alalo bell, Th farmers hats riie sn sterags prira of ten cli Is a bushrl for U ! tet.a . Th latest diacteirry of a Isrw slar waa inaite by a woman without hailing St Ui lieaiena, Mra. I leiuiinf. of the I'art ard i,l r al.-r . found It, fnun alandarl diolarrlia a few dtl(ft, alteiitiop hating U-rn dirtf'lrd I.I It br a t nluti ily of the a-, li urn lak. n in I'ertt Ual JmI v, 1 It ri Mar ia lo l e oiali 'S'loa t 'i hlaiii a i j - ai t'l bs t iiatigeil liitii a sa.tius iaiit,a.