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United States Official. ,
President.. ....G rover Cleveland
Vice-President... Ad ai Stevenson
Secretary of State...: .Kichard 8. Olney
Secretary of Treasury Jehn Q. Carlisle
Seoretary of Interior ; Hoke Smith
Heorotary of War Daniel 8. lmont
Secretary of Navy ;.. .Hilary A.Herbert
Postmaster-General William b. Wnson
ittornejMJeneral Jndson Harmon
Secretary of Agrionltura J. Sterling Morton
State of Oregon.
Governor W . P. Lord
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Queer Peculiarities of People Native
the National Capital.
The native of these parts is somebody
by himself, says the Washington cor
respondent of the Kansas City Times.
His origin is office. The paradise of
Washington began; as an Eden of of- :
flees with an ofliceholding Adam and
Eve. Tho . original of the race was an
officeholder, of appointive sort, per
petuated in his place and permitted by
Providence to havo children. Just as
animals born in captivity are affected
by their ' unwonted environment, so
does humanity born in office bear the
marks thereof. Tho native, male Wash
ingtonian is essentially small; small
mentally, small physically. I won't
say morally, because I don't know.
Taking the ofliceholding issue of the
fourth and fifth generations., some of
the characteristics are very obvious.
Speaking now of the male, one finds
him stunted, a f eatherwclgh t physically,
very narrow between the eyes and of
about the force of character of a potato.
The hat of the male Washingtonian
always,- of course, referring to those
native reaches its maximum at six and
seven-eighths. The avcrapo is six and
three-eighths. I received these figures
from a local dealer in head wear, who
wept as he announced them. The hori
zon of these gentry is ultio six and
seven-eighths. They view the world,
as Carlisle said, from the pariuh belfry.
The female Washingtonian I have ever
veiwed from afar and know mighty
little about. Outwardly she is tall,
gaunt, weird with a jlty staccato walk:
full of rests and grat'e notes, disclosing
a plain, clear strain of ntcp ladder in her
blood. She is two feet taller than tht
male of her species and seems built with
h thqughtful eyo to tho matter of fresh
ets and high water. One can alwayi
mark the male and female Washington
Ian , when onu meets them strolling
about their native wilds by virtue ol
this two feet towering difference in hei
favor.
Then again, as he trots patiently and
pantingly for he is very nliy on breatb
by her side he takes two steps to hei
one. She swings along, bar tho clothes
bar action, I have noted in pretty fail
shape; he trots. Tho native Washing
tonians talk but little. They are by nc
means geysers, neither mentally nor ir
a conversational sense. There isn't
much scenery to their 'minds, so they
haven't much to show you. The truth
is, they simply live, dream of and die ic
office, and that is all there Is in theii
pin-head existences.
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IN SPITE OF HIMSELF.
An Amusing; Smuggling story Related by
tlie Victim.
The rector of 'one of the most fashion
able churches in this city tells this
amusing story at his own expense, says
the Philadelphia Record. During a visit
to England a year or so ago his mother,
who lives there, asked him to take back
to this country a small silver tea set and
some spoons, which were ' family heir
looms, and which she wished to give
to her married daughter in New York.
The good rector said that he could
only do so on condition that he de
clared the articles and paid the duty
on them, but womanlike, his mother
would not hear of, Uncle Sam's bene
fiting by her gift to her daughter,
and so she continued to plead vrlth her
son to still the whisperings of his con
science and do this little bit of smug
gling even at the cost of a fib. It was
all in vain, however, and when the
worthy man bade her good-by she gave
him a motherly scolding about his un
dutiful treatment of her, and hoped he
would come to so regard his refusal and
repent it as ho ought. Safely landed in
New York and at the residence of his
sister he accepted her offer to unpack
his luggage for him, and was as com
pletely overcome with astonishment as
she was in finding a teapot in one of his
boots, a sugar bowl in another, and the
balance of tho tea set and a dozen or so
af spoons hidden in the pockets of his
slothes. And by the next mail came a
letter from his mother, which was filled
with gleeful mirth at his expense. But
whenever the good man hears ,he fash
.onable sin of petty smuggling men
doned he shivers at the thought of what
i dreadful time ho might have had if
' ihe customs inspector had discovered
at silver. .
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
' Pilell PllosI Itching Piles,
(symptoms Moisture; tntensn itohwe
aud stinging; most at night; worse by
scratching. It allowed to continue
tnmors form, wbiob often bleed and
ulcerate, becoming very sore. Hwatnes
Ointuint stops the itching aud bleed
inir, heals nloerstiou, and in most canes
removes the tnmors At druggist, nr
by mail, for 50oents. Dr. SweyneA Hon,
Philadelphia.
BAD AIR IN THEATERS.
1 AnbOWUtEWH PURE
and stood us up in line with our hands
above our heads. Then he threw each
man a small sack and made him pull it
over his head. We all complied ' bu
one. The red-headed speculator pulled
his gun and shot the bandit so full of
holes that he died before he could touch
the ground. Then he elimbed up,
knocked the driver . off tho box and
drove the stage into the ' next station
with the most crestfallen lot of brag
garts aboard that ever wore a gun and
eglected to use it,."
Not a few who read what Mr.. Rubert
Rowls, of Holland, Vs., has tossy below,
will remember their own experience
nnder like oiroumstances: "Last winter
I bad la grippe whloh left me in a low
state of health. I tried nnmerqus
remedies, ' none of wbioh did me any
go. d, until I wrb induced to try a bottle
of Obnmberli in's Cough Remedy. The
first bottle of it so far relieved me that
I was eoablfd to attend to my work, sud
tbe seonrd h ttle efleotnd a onre." For
sale at 50 Cents per bottle by Pbill Cnbn,
druggist.
PRESIDENTS' SONS.
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YOC CAS Bt'T IA.00 woito of dry goo.lt an! grocer les and then have
enough left out of IIOOOO to siirrhaae s So. I Crescent Bicycle. This U
a flrtt-claat machine. Why then pay lIOO.oo tor a bicycle that wlU Wa
no better rrU t
CRECE!T "Hmrrher," weight pounds, only l.
Ullee' and Oenu" rwKlsteri all the way from l' to r.X
Boye Junior," only IW with pntumatlc lire -a food aiaehlB
Our Iperlal." Men s Udlee", 10.
WESTERN WHEEL WORKS.
CHICAGO AND NtW YORK,
Or
THE nwm m Cs
llPpnr, frt.
MORROW AHO GRAM
Countlti.
. irl..l y
"I was hanged fjr'a horse thief
nce," said F. II. Stephens, a con.
tractor hailing from tlio Sunflower
state, to a Olobe-Democrat man. "It
was Just after tho w or. Stock thieves
were pretty thick, and when caught
were not allowed to was.to much time
re Hinting of their i.In. I had Just
aoved into the state frm MU hignn. I
bought a horw, a regular old plow
plug, from a youtifMer who appeared
to bo all right, mid the next day mount
dhitu and.sUirlcd V l'rt Scott to
tranaact some bu!.itu .
"I had ridden rx-rltap a down miles
when I was ov rlia-.ili-t by a poM of
tracd men who were huntinrr stock
thieve. The hunt I ww riding had
been stolon 1rrz a m -r.l r of the party,
sod I was swnng ep t tH limb of a
tree by the rwWde without wing
riin a i lifinrn to c Iilii'ul. Th'e W
s sharp, nmnirntnry p;iln, a chblng
MTiaalUm, auecerdiil '' cn
snlv cimpttrc to l!i Vll;;hlfl intnxi-
istlon of ihe opium smotier. aud then
anmnsrimikncMi. I wculd like to r
perifneo Umt amuitiim again, but rk
out care to wrwlrrgo the tioceaaary pre
.Imlnarlea. thti party condudml that I
might have onnfiilorstrn. and let mt
iown. hoping that I would pn h.
"The coining ba. k to lite was a good
deal more painful than taking leave of
IL Whrtl 1 rot o I enulil tAlk I t.ld
my story, but It not b. lletr.1, and
thry wrrw limit to awing mo wp ajsln,
w.trn a BplghVir, rHurtilng from lrt
aAX. rliau.cl al-.ng and r,mvimd
ft Ie the Worst That Is Itreathed Any,
where. Except In Mines.
Theater-going constitutes, the chief
amusement perhaps of a majority of
the people in our titles and larger towns,
sava r a ., t; -v-villages
have a Masonic hall or school
building that con be equipped with
scenery and footlights or an "opers
house," perhaps on the second floor ol
a wooden structure in proximity to th
tavern or the livery stable. Yet a ser
ies of futal disasters was required tc
make even the beat theaters of thli
country safe. The suffocation and cre
mation of nearly two hundred poopU
in tho Brooklyn theater so dinmayed
the publio that the at tendance at
amusement in halls was meager until
the managers widened and Increased
the number of their exits, hinged thrli
doors to open outward, built brick par
titions between stage and auditorium,
hung aabratos curtains in the arch, put
wire protectors over gas Jets, placed
sprinklers on the roof and hona In th
orchratra snact. and had firemen oo
duty alout t'.io preniiars at every per
formance. Theaters in America art
safer now than they ever were before.
" ! and while a number of "dcalh-trsps'
are yet among incra too umiavu,
Iheae Incur is slowly rWgating
thrra to do service as shops,
factories, and warchousee. It l al
leged oo scienUfJo authority, and
aeems quit Worthy of belief, thai the
air of theater is the woml thai It
breathed, eiept in mines, for there art
no other buildings Into whUh pwiple
are so clnety rmwdnl for Iwmr al
lima, rrtwrna. liarra, ks. Inads, fa
lurieA, luMplUl, oflU-ew pl"e that art
oecnpled eonatantly or wUl-h, bring
tMisl In daytime. rtilre lighting by
many window, that do some) servkw as
ventilator arm bad enmjh; yet la
many mills, with their tlMmttd of op
eratives and
, k HAD , READ MARC ANTONY.
Oomlcal Incident In tho Receiving; Rooas
of a Chicago Hospital.
' Now and then some comical things
happen in the receiving room out at
the county hospital. Dr. Hector was
on duty one night and had fallen asleep
on the little cot provided for physicians
on duty, when ho was aroused by the
rattle of tho'patrol wagon at the front
entrance, says the Chicago Herald. He
listened to the shuffling footsteps In the
hall and knew it was a case of drunk
with more or lens elaborate trimmings.
Finally two policemen struggled into
the room assisting one of the most
wretched and dilapidated specimens of
humanity that ever lay on a stretcher.
The fellow had become intoxicated,
had fallen into a quarrel and had
fJiS'-'wcr Ml!. to'naeeJfn'g'hH
eyes were blackened and half shut, his
cheeks were lacerated and hia teeth
were loose, and over all was the
rairiredest, muddiest, most disheveled
suit of clothe pj.lble to imagine.
They luld him on tho op k:"z table,
and one of the attendants nNslnted the
doctor to remove the garments and
bathe him. while the policemen bade
goml night and went back to their
beats. In i.nito of hi t Honor and his
terrible drulilnn r t? f H-m wtis game,
and a sort of gr'.m l.ur.ior welled up
everv moment of t'ie o'xt. 'I n thot
was newi-.it ry to 01 blin for recovery,
lie Joked alxmt tho it'iichcn in his
cheek, and told t'ie d. t r tio needle
muht have btn-n enf h.ir l.-ieJ. Ho
protested nnlii'it I'm pi i ter, and
cIsIiwhI he hud r,l ":n-t heanl a pirms
nlssU-r reerjtmn ' I. H1 nanny
nulled out a 1 ni-fii" 1 toit'i and off -red
it to the atu-ii l i ' f r a jxijv-r w -Ight.
Atlnattlm pa-oin r wi eont l ld.
and he stool i;i : n n.i l a.l? f jahlon,
hlaalnslo If irin -at ti:t "heel with
which ho h i l If n rrerod nfu-r hi
bath, and whili tho d-H r had been at
wnrk on tn liitn. A t l'l Ml'. Tor t the
end '.f t'r nil r't'i". I hi v,V -ntion.
and hi wa'.lfd WiwaaI t. wrupt'iig his
sheet atnil l.i sliouhU r a if il hd
heea a Itoniut ton. Mfio't the moil
tfeow of slil ii n!i ll ' 'v ov I l.im
aelf to the sewed aud ceineulfd figure
la Ihe gioa:
O MM.. . tlNW tabling p'rri of ea-lh.
Tkmt Iikiwii.4 U U owtek'
Hayes Boys-Tlie . Swaynes Oen.
Hayes' Wealth.
Writing on the topic of presidents' '
sons, I am reminded that ex-president
Hayes has two young men who bear his ,
name, says Carson Lake in the New
York Press, but who were seldom heard
of while he was in the white house. ' In-.-;
deed, the gentle qualities that distin
guished their father and mother seem to
ihave kept them in such seclusion that
fvery few people to-day in the
entire United States would be nn 1
able to say positively whether ' ' or
not President Hayes has t any "
sons. Webb Hayes is a . prosperoug
manufacturer at Cleveland, O., where
he pursued the even tenor of his way
during his father's administration, and
has built up a reputation for business
ability and integrity which Is all his
own. mreliard Hayes is a member ot
the law firm of Swayne, , Hayes &
Swayne, at Toledo. The Swaynes are
the sons of ,the famous justice of that
name who was once on the bench of
the United States supreme court and
brothers of Oen. Wager Swayne," of
this city, the associate of Judge Sidney
Dillon, the law firm of Dillon & Swayne
being the attorneys for Jay Gould and
the great corporations In which that
famous financier is the chief owner. I
am told that the legal , abilities of
Uirchard Hayes are of high order.
By the way, ex-President Hayes may
safely be ranked among the millionaires
of this country, , aud his wealth has
come by happy combination of legacies
and good business management. His
grandfather, llutherford Uirchard, left
him several hundred acres of land in
Fremont and near Toledo. The growth
of the latter city during the last twenty
ears brought Mr. Hayes' property intc
tair reach of its business center b
means of street-car lines. Instead ot
placing it on the market he has held it
until he could plot it hiiuBcLL build
talking the other day with a gentleman
from Toledo, who told me that the ex-
nresidont had realized about three hun
dred thousand dollurs within ten years
from his sales of houses and lots on his
property, and who estimated the value
it tho remaining property In Mr. Hayes'
lands at not less than five hundred
Jwusand dollars.
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ly than I reeeived la tht j Te w
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MOSt Popular Fcputllcin Newspaper of the West
Ana Has the Urecst Circulation.
Th aw made of the rofoM of Parti
Street are numerous. I.itlls wlatm of
women's hr are carefully unraveled,
and do duly for l'tm hair by aad by.
Men's hair cHr 11 nuuMo IUe bar hers'
svrvos for filler rhrm?ii whU H strap
are ttreibed, bits of -Kife are tut up
and aiaed for spirit tain pa; blU of bread
If dirty are O '! arvl gvtl, and skl
, to II reaUwranufnr spreading oobama
or mt'eU; aeHiie tliey aro carlro
Ud aad ia.U Inti VsH powder. Hr-
diss bole ar tut p Into tin soldier or
iatowickeis for rsn lle.t,. ks. A silk
tssl Its a wUoU eiistr of a-leeaUre
b slves f.Jt II. All Ho work p!ot
regtmenl of rf pi- Wrra nambertrtg
(Sum to twenty lintt4, aad tarn
earning truss frtr la aily Urosj easts
t4.
TVs art tbe rila o. n il.le.t .0
Thai r, lll 14 I I .' .r
Wwtolaaailt i ". -II I, eo.l!f bUedl
IM Ifa. B.itta .1 . I ., l-.ril". -
with criemiai rutuea ami i seaua use 4 in-, s-nufsi
CUIW
tn roM-o t aO. im" at mt tn"
Ann. !! M ! I Umm4t lla.tS
irH
VMtMlel With hi
"Uoud nk'hU dutor; I'll r W I'd."
In lea linmiri
theater and Vtm rotrt hall. That U
mill, with It air ontalnlug Cftern et
tent, of Iminiriiy. work trpir hartn
than the th-alef 'ith thirty per ewnl of
piar n In It alm-wpher. bith Uluatra
lk tn Wing ealreine U due) to the fsyt
thai the or-rstie Irreaih tl fifteen
per cent. avIutteratloA. say, 'y hours
n week. While, th theaWr g r, who
I perhaj attend n per f,tnniif two
, night In til aevrn, UUr but Sl Oi
Sween boor of hisnilr. Mill, a lark
of lniiK!(A Wl rrauit at tM f!J
4oe nt rstwn matiiWi'er Slid nwnetf
from thHr ' I W furuUh ar lot
Ihotr fNslrom.
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