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duv. West hound pnnsenRer leaves Willows Junc
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Krelirht trains lenve Willows .Innctinn roIiib
east at 7:2") p in. and 8: 17 a. in.; going west, 4::W
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State of (Imi5n
Governor W. P. Lord
Peoretaryof State H. it. Kincnid
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ICYCLES
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BIRD COLONIES.
Great
TMU.S. GOVERNMENT!
PAYING MILLIONS
A MONTH
To persons who served in the wars of the United States or to their
Widows, Children, or Parents. Do You receive a pension ? Had You a
relative in the War of the Rebellion, Indian or Mexican Wars
on whom you depended for support?
THOUSANDS ARE ENTITLED
UNDER THE NEW LAW
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Cliffs Within the Arctic Circle
Where Millions Nest.
Within the arctic circles are the
great bird colonies. The largest and
most remarkable is that of Svaerholt
Klubben.
Every inch of this wonderful cliff,,
which rises about one thousand feet
from the water"s edge and is of consid- .
erably greater breadth, says the Den- i
ver Times, may be said to be used by j
the birds. The discharge of a small
cannon in the immediate neighborhood
will darken the air with millions of
birds, but even then a field glass will
reveal the innumerable ledges white
with the undisturbed millions. j
These consist almost entirely of the '
small gull (Itissia tridactyla), and they
are a source of considerable incomo to
the owner of the colony, who lives at
the little fishing station close by. j
About the middle of May each year, by
means of a long ladder placed against 1
the foot of the cliff, he proceeds to col-1
lect the eggs. Of these there are at
most three to each nest, and the num
ber taken averages from six thousand
to ten thousand annually, or the prod
uct of, say, three thousand pairs of
birds.
Ropes are not used for this purpose
at Svaerholt, as they are in the Faroe
isles. o thai tho lilirVies of i'm nhnvc
figures represent oniy a very small per
centage of the yearly production of the
colony, mm by far the greater portion of
the cliff face, where the nests are
packed as closely as they can be, re
mains absolutely untouched.
THE PtRIDOT.
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to you and is willing and Anxious to pay. Why not present
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A Precious Mone tv'liit li Is Just Now the
Fad of the f-nidiloiiulile.
A precious stone on which the decree
of fashion has. nt tins present moment,
set a fancy value is the piridot, or
"evening emerald," as it has been
called. It is certainly a lovely stone,
with its exquisite shades of transparent
green, the best suggestion of whose
hue is the effect produced by looking at
the litrlit, thrnnch n delicate leuf. .
Jewelers sav that the peridot is a
species of olivine, of the same class as
the beryl, nqnuimirine and topaz and
that it is, in fact, the ancient "topa.ion,"
otherwise known as the chrysolite. It
la found in Egypt, Ceylon and lira7.il,
good crystals being extremely rare. Of
its various shades of green olive, leaf,
pistachio, or leek the clear leaf green
is the most admired us a rule.
At a recent fashionable wedding one
of the most beautiful and costly of the
presents was a set of ornaments coin
posed of peridots set in amethysts; the
blending of the soft mauve green was
exquisitely artistic.
Of all the precious Btones the peridot
la the most dltncult to polish, nuys the
1 jiladelphia Time. The final touch la
given on a copper wheel, moistened
with'sulphuric acid. The stone has the
peculiarity of becoming soluble. Some
times it is rut in rose form, or en
cabochon, like the carbuncle, but it is
better and more valuable when worked
in small steps, us the brilliance la there
by increased.
A Valuable Manuscript.
A hithertounknown work of Maimon-
idea, the greatest Jewish theologian
and philosopher of the middle agen, lias
been discovered by Prof. Custer among
antimliT of Hebrew manuscript, which
he acquired from the cast, and is soon
to lie published by him, with a transla
tion and note. It Is a short treatise
written In Hebrew, entitled "Commen
tary on the Sacred ami I'rofane Xuinca
of (iod In the IV litateiich, by Uabbi
Mosca lien Maltnon." Intended aa a
guide to the aerilicH of the Sacred
Scroll, who, if they miule a mistake.
could erase and rewrite the profane
names of si run f e dei'lin, but might
not rraxe the Micn-d nuim a of (iod, and
ao must copy over tlie.wliolc column.
BROKEN UP INTO FACTIONS.
The House or Commons a Network of
Small Parties with Diverse Objects.
Parliament is no longer in the main
the image of the whole nation, says the
London Spectator; it is a network of
petty miniatures of all sorts of fac
tions of the nation, the Irish party; the
Welsh party, the disestablishment
party, the temperance party, the labor
party, the socialist party, and the anti
vaccination party. The larger inter
ests, moreover, are all growing weaker,
and the smaller interests stronger.
Even the conservatives can hardly hold
together on the traditional lines. They
go home to dinner while the smaller
groups, full of the petty enthusiasms
which are engendered of sectional di
visions, ignore the wants of the body
for the pleasure of taking their little
revenges and enjoying the sense of
their temporary power. And the
reason of this is, we suppose, that not
only the house of commons, but the na
tion itself, is more set upon small
things than it used to be and less anx
ious about its larger and more charac
teristic life. Not only the house of com
mons but the nation, is in fragments.
"A plague of microscopes," as Emerson
said of Goethe, has fallen upon it. The
habit of devoting one's self to small
causes has superseded that large sleepy
pride in national integrity which used
to predominate among us. Instead of
being Englishmen any longer, we are
almost all of us becoming devotees of
some small, though it may be excellent,
purpose, the relative insignificance
of which we quite forget. We
have become - absorbed in bimetal
lism or monometallism, or in ar
dent opposition to the opium traffic, or
in the Gothenburg system, or in pro
portional representation, of women'
suffrage, or in recreation classes for
the overworked, or in children's break
fasts. All these may be most useful
objects, but we have lost our hold of
the true proportion of things. We are
forgetting that the whole significance
of life depends upon the dne propor
tion of our interests, and that a man
who is more eagerly devoted to the pur
poses of his group than he is to the
purposes of country is really even more
lost to his country than if he Ignored
politics altogether, for in the former
case he adds to the disintegrating
forces of the hour, whilo in Vho latter
casp ho is rnorol" nnntral.
THROUGH THE AIR SHAFT,
Highest of all ia Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
PowdJp
lie turned over and on his knees, an'1.
the poor deaf and dumb peddler looked
up to Mary and said in the purest
rrench: "Howly jabers, woman, yez
must be John L. Sullivan's sisther!"
and he got up and took his basket over
the fence. No, sir, I wouldn't let Mary
go for twice what I pay for her."
'I wish you would give me the ad
dress of Mary's sister," said the other
man, taking out a pencil and paper.
"If I could get such a girl as that I
would continue to keep house."
The demand for good muscular girls
increasing and they can get their
own prices.
DOGS FOR USE IN WAR.
The aeronaut, CavanA, claimed re
ceutly that bis pnrm-Uule was e con
structed that he cnuld. to a certain ex
tent, control h!a flijflil through the air,
and to prove hU uiit ion d-virnutcd
In-fore 1st lust nv rnoon at 'nrl.i the
ot when- he would efTcel hUdewent.
lie roM with bin hallo, n to a height of
twelve HiotiMit.d f.i, and a.tuully
came down mi tin' uj inu-l mt, a!
though the wind wa not frfViirable U
Ida rii-wi-nl. It N-imi, therefore that
lila fcU'ertng ai fiaiatui works, satisfactorily.
fl)
Sounds That llrcik In the Stilly Night on
the i:r or the I'lnt llweller.
"In the hot nights, with the windows
into the air shaftsall open," said a New
York flat dweller, "we hear the voices
of old and younjf in all sorts of tones
and modulations, and speedily become
used to them nnd ,pay 110 attention to
them; they are iWt of the routine of
life to which we become accustomed
aa we do to the sounds of the streets, to
tho rustling of trees or the flow of
waters. Hut suppose you wake up in
the night in intense quiet; your own
air shaft windows wide open and all
the rest the same. The voices votl
heard in the evening now are stilled
there is-no sound. Then you hear the
striking of a cluck, and then you hear
more clocks; Mime close together, some
far apart, but no two striking together,
and thev are as different In tniinm rs of
stroke und Hound as they are in time;
there lire 110 two alike. There are
cIockk w 11 11 it Miinrp, quicK, shrill
strike, rlo::lH with a slow cathedral
goo, coloi'li-v, elo-'k. elm rilling clocki.
lueilicviii cloeks of tin kind tliey inmle
foiiy or tifty yara ag.i yun kiriw
them by i'.ie strike, Gothic in pattern
and perhaps with 11 picture of Mclroe
aUx v or Miiui't hingof that sort painted
on the door under the clock fne. Iron
cIik'Iih. uoodi'ii i lo"ks. marble clock.
onyx clock, 1111 le i cluck, u I sort or
chick, old Mel new, ri-J" lieforo the
miiel's c e iis Ihey tell each (a tale of
I he usiii:r time, nnd when they are
all done there eoim s after an Interval
one more, a deep, ,ndcrou. di .lunt
boom, mid lifter Il1.1t follies ailelii e
again."
A MUSCULAR "SCRVANT.
Trained to carry Ammunition and to
Meek Out the Wounded In liattle.
Some very interesting experiments as
to the utility of war dogs were recent
ly made m connection with the Dres
den international dog show on the
race course near Dresden, says a foreign
exchange. A company was supposed
to be covering some transports of
horses against an imaginary enemy.
In order to do this more effectually
some non-commissioned ofllcers, accom
panied by dogs, were sent forward to
watch the approach of the enemy.
They advanced about a mile and a
quarter, whilst keeping up communi
cation with the company by means of
the dogs. In this way the company
was kept fully informed as to the
movements of tho enemy, and could
stop the transport of horses in good
time before the attack.
The same dogs were nlso used for
carrying ammunition to the tiring line,
each dog being provided for this pur
pose with a kind of saddle holding
about three hundred cartridges. The
animals will go along tho lines, stop
ping in front of every man, who takes
the nfunhcr of cartridges he requires.
When the ammunition is exhausted the
dog will hurrv back to receive a fresh
supply, and thereupon resume the dis
tribution. The dogs are also trained to find the
wounded and attract the attention of
the ambulance men in various wnys,
some remaining near the man and
barking until assistance arrives, stuuc
running o:T to tiud un ambulance man
mil lend him to the spot, ami othiri
taking the man's forage cap or teuring
away a piece of his clothing and carry
ing it to the attendants.
earliest of women riders, and it is said
was taken to task for it by the king,
her uncle, but succeeded in converting
both him and the queen before the mat
ter was ended. The young queen of
Holland rides, while the princess of
Wales and her daughters ride tricycles
at Sandringham, and even appeared in
the parks of Denmark on tandem tri
cycles. With such high examples, of course,
the ladies of the nobility are not left
behind; and some of them possess very
beautiful wheels of ivory or silver plate
and oxidized metal. Lady Dudley owns
one enameled in white, with lining of
blue and gold, and ivory handles. But
with all this magnificence these ladies
probably reap no more pleasure or
benefit than the untitled American who
spins alon;r democratic roads on a plain
black and nickel wheel, the equal for
the time being of any duchess or queen
ot them all.
BACK YARDS ARE WASTED.
Old Gardener Tells How the Suae Can
He Well I'tlllied.
An old gardener told a Cincinnati
Times-Star reporter that the most won
derful thing about city folks is their ig
norance of what they could do with tho
little stripsof ground surrounding their
houses, and especially with their back
yards. "They aro not big enough for
lawns," said he, "so most people just
use them to walk on, but if they had
some gumption they could enjoy many
a garden delicacy of their own raising.
A strip twenty feet long and a foot
wide against the wall would furnish
enough grapes for two to eat. Tho next
foot would supply them with peas; the
next with beans; the next with radishes
and turnips and lettuce; one bush in each
of the four corners would produce plenty
of gooseberries; another foot in width '
would supply all the strawberries,
another foot raspberries; another,
blackberries; another a month's supply
of potatoes; another, sweet potatoes;
another with several fine messes of
corn, and so on. There are ten feet
plauted, but give what I have named
twenty feet, as almost any oily back
yard could do, and they would grow
wonderfully. A back yard twenty by
twenty would rniso plenty of amall
truck for two people, yet how manr
back yards aro wasted!"
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"My wife In an invalid and la nerv
out. and a -i.ilcr or a ll-geiit or
tnniiwr could corral her In Die pur lor
and talk her into Luting anyllilnir. sIim
ia limid. ai'd kln Mould la- mi U a
wwk afterward with iiervou prie.1 ra
tion. Mary, the tirl, led Iced the In
jury tu my w ife and he Mild b would
ki-ep the ililli r out and I t-d I ln-r to
go ahead, quote the Ixmdoii Trie- ;
graph, j
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lull' Ii, I inel a umii riiiiilng down I be
walk with a mri f.dio of 1 tfbiiiir M t
. ml all on r the l.mn. lie I. u. I l,U
hut jaluliied don n over hi le and III
lieiU'le and rolhif were lianif ing i!o n
Ills Lai U and at In. 1 nme dp to me lie
bmIiL "Sar Itie. fur lli strti a MUe"" I
)nld 111 111 pickup lo 1 1. I,ih;' fr-mi
the wrl irrawi anil I akcd him If any
llilug had i urrei to tnnr lila happl
ne. He Miid he had tiiiak-n that aV
lum for a priiale r..idiirr and had
rralcl in win 11 lle ilo nao.nd
and one of the ( male Inniat. , a ne-l
l'.liht rsw, had takn turn by Ihe
throat and with a !" r aliie- or
liuman, had llirown him on I and flight
nied luiu iirarly to ileatli He akd
lie If I Wi re the d. t' r of I be atlmn
and si I I 1. we lit Li pit the gtfl in a
alratciil jtu k. L He 1,1 a a V qun 1'
ly w i'ii Li. eoilnf In LI hand at.d m l,n
I went in I be It. use Mary add tnv wife
; wire U'ifl.ii'if vrry hf.. and iny wife
was i i r thso I ha l kic.u l. r f-.r a ,
f he r.ihef d Tains 11 lil),e led
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di if an l ilnitih H made pn to
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RIP VAN WINKLE IN CHINA. Th.
lie Mopped lu ttatrh a l.englhy llauie or
I hea.
A Chinese writer, 'J'cheng KI-Tong.
deseriles Chinese I'liesa as a game of
pnlieiiee. It is played with three him
drc'l nnd sisly-one pawns, and the
player sometimes ilelilKTiitea half an
hour Is fore moving one of tlicin. Lit
cinry men and ladies are said to be
fond of it. and what sounds nunc like
ly, "people who have retired from
Im-iiiiesN." There are three sounds.
the writer says, which help to turn
oiic'h t houghta toward what in pure and
il 'li -nte; the sound of fallin;f water, the
luuiiiiiir of wind in the trees, and the
rattle of chess pawns.
lu the time of the Telling dynasty, a
tin-1 tin v (. im-h, a wiaxleutter w ho hud
gone to the top of a mountain for a
day's work found two young men there
play ihif ( bi s.. II" stopped to look on.
and presently became deeply Interest
ed, nnd after aMhile one of the play
era gave him a piece of candied fruit t
rat.
The game grew more mid inure ex
citing. Tim ftoodctitti r forgot bis work
and sat hour after hour wllh his eyes
on the IxMird. At lust In happened to
b-.il ill Ii'im ax. The handle of it had
1.1 led IHVIIV,
'I but frl,'h!enei him. lie jmnied tq
and ha cued down Hie tiioiitituiii tolbc
rlilai''1. n. among all the people of
Ihc' rvct he reeognied not one, and
he foend 011 Inquiry that aetrral e n
luries had isse since he atarled nut
with his at.
THE
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VICTORIOUS
WHEEL.
ladle tl
I aplailna IHe Knjil
I arnpe.
The bicycle, f ordiii t-ithe IiIhLui
(; in n is pa.b.ii f l Iriuiupliaut y
into thv most ps 'iiisivn and ima iielra
l,.i nr.'b of ai-ii-ty. Ani 'li rot.l
l In . the flol convert Was lh le auli'
f al iji 11 Marhc rit of I tail y, lm Is
s'c U an cntliuMii.t c lil wouiaii that
Hie 1 lm;f i lull of Milan rrortilly pre
a. Ii'e I h -r wlt't a gulden bicycle-the
llrl 1. 1 Un' world II r evi-ryiUy whe. ,
lei !, I of ).if...!i iiukr
1 le- I I. '1 . .i of nU "as among the
QUEER SHAMPOO.
Whlaklirooiit Hoy lint III Inalrue
Ilium lUllier Mneil.
Ill one of the hotel hnrber shops a
small Italian Imy named Joe ofllciatea
with the whislibnaiin. The other day,
says 1 no iiiiiraio i.xprcss, tne noiei
biu..clccpcr sent down tiithe proprietor
of the shop and asked him to tlx her up
11 bottle of shampoo. He fixed it and
told Jim to take it up to the house-
keeiwr.
"Vou tell her," said the barber, "to
take half a teacup of the shampoo and
put it in two teucupa of water and
apply."
Jim tiHiktho khaiiiKMiaud went up to
the Imiiscliccpcr with it. In a short
time be caine back, and the bartN-r
asked: 'Live it to herall right?"
" Ves," said Jim1.
Willi the direction?"
"Ves," a lid Jim", again.
Half nil hour Inter tin burlier noticed
the hoiiM'eper out ill the hall, looking
curiously Into the shop, lie walked
out In where she was.
"Hello." she said. "Which la It? Are.
you drunk or crazy?"
"What do you mean?" asked the
harlH-r, with much dignity.
"Vou must Im one or the other, Judg
ing from the message you sent up with
that blilliMH."
"What message did I send?"
".Lie told me jou said to tell me to
make a cup of tea and put kl In the Isd
tie and lie al-.nt it!"
Mr. Jo-cplt Willard, f.tr a long lima
rleiU of the siim ilur cinrt if Maws
1 bus. Its In It t. .ii, relates In hi "Half
a I eiiiiiry Ml'h Jmlg'-a and liwyera"
iiinn v g-"l am-' doles.
ol. Lditard I'urkrr. who was
ratio r - l.in!i'. wrote a life of Mr.
t leaile, lie whs r latilig an ineldrnt
win. b 1 1 1. ) 1 1 I In the llilrd century
iM-fore I briit. ' it the lime of tha
ib sib of I't i!. n,v III., and he appealed
lo J.dili S. 11. dines, who kbaal by.
"Iiidii t be die al-.nl that lime. John?"
"Uli.i, that thai d.ed?" asked
ll.'l'iii.
t... 11.V III ."sail Paiker.
"What: tVl.al'"ai. lli.lmea, stretch
lug mil tils hand "Ymi don't ay he'a
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