.TOC& BRANDS. While von keep your subscription raid up too Can keep your brand in free of charge. Allyn. T. 1 . lone. Or. Horn GO on left -v. Mw. nttl axme on left hip, onder bit on riKht ear, and upper bit on the left; range. Mor row counts. Armstrong-, J. C. Alpine Or.-T with bar on. der it on left shoulder of horses; catUe same on left hip. Allison O. D., Eight Mile. Or. Cattle brand, O U on left hip and horned same brand on ritflit shoulder. Range. Eight Mile. Adkins, J. J., Heppner, Or.-Horhes J.c,)n ne,-ied n left, flank: cattle, aame on left htp. Hiird D W and son. Hornet branded U B on the left hio; o tie the n i on left fl.nk. crop off riir t ear, nndercrop in the left. Range in Morrow County. Bartholomew, A. O., Alpine Or. Hnrsfls branded 1 E on either shoulder. Banns in Mor row eountv , " nannieter, J. W., Hardman. Or. Cattle brand ed B on left hip and thiah: split in each ear. Brenner, Peter, cooeeberry Oregon Horses branded P B on left shoulder. Cattle sume on riBnrke9M Ht 0, bon,, Creek. Or-On cattle, MAY connected on left hip.ciopoff loft ear, nn. j. l-.ii .r, ff rioht. HnrRBs. same brand on letft shoulder. UanKB in Grant and Morrow "'Hnwman, Jerry. Ina, Or -Horses branded 7 on riaht shonldor; cattle B on the left side. Left ear half crop nd riht ear upper slope Barton, Wm.. H 'PPner, Or. -Horses. J B on rinht thiuh cattle same on rmht hip; split in ""Brown! Isa, Leninton, Or. Horsea IB on the riht stifle; cattle same on right hip; range, Mor row county. u ,i Brown, J. nHll!)n.tr. " "". -" I C with dot in m tor on left hip; cattle, same. Brown W J., Lena. Oreuon. Horses W bar over It, on the left shoulder. Cattle same on left hiHoyar, W. G.. Heppner, Or. Horses, bo brand or "h hip oattle, same, with split in mBor,rp.O., Heppner, Or. Horses, P B on left shonldor; cattle, same on left hio. lirnwnlee, W. J., Foi,Or-Cattle, JB connected on left siile; crop n left ear and two splits and middle piece cnt ont, on rii?ht ear; on horses tamo brand on the left thigh; limine in box valley, (irant county, . . Carsner Warren, Wagner. Or. -Horses brand edOon right stifle: cattle (three ham) on right ribs, crop and split in each ear. limine in (irant and Morrow counties. Cain K Caleb.Or -Y 0 on horsea on left stillei U with qUarter circle over it, on loft shoulder .... V. .i;n ,,n all no ts n der 5 years: on ttllil ,in ," ....... All in wrant oounty. Smith Bros Hnsanville, Or. Horses, branded H. Z. on shoidder: cattle. me on lef t shoulder. Squires, James. Arlington, Or.; horses branded J8on left shoulder; cattle the same, also nose waddle. Range in Morrow and (iilliamcointies. Stephens. V. A., Hardman, Or-; horses 8 Hon right stifle; cattle horizontal L on the right side Stevenson, Mrs A. J., Heppner. Or. Cattle, B on right hii : swallow-fork in loft ear. Swaggart. Q. W.. Heppner, Or. Horses, 44 on left should.' ; cattle, U on left hip. Snerry. K. 0.. Heppner. Or. Cattle W C on left hip. crop off right and underhit in left year, dewlap; horses W (' on left shoulder. Thompson, J. A., Hoppner, Or. Horses, Z on left slimild.-r: cattle. 2 on left shoulder. TipoeU.y.'f.,Enierprie.Or. ilorses. C-on left shoulder. Turner K. W., Heppner, Or. Small capital T left shoulder, horses; cattle same on left hip with split in rtntti ears. Thornton, 11. M.. lone, Or. Horses branded HTcnnected on loft stifle: sheep same brand. Vamlarpuol H. T.. Ina. Or: Horses H V con nected on right ehoulder;cattle, same on right hip Walbridge, Wm . Heppner. Or. Horees. U. L. on the left shoulder; cattle same on right hip orop off left ear and right ear lopped. Wilson. .Ittrin O. Salem or Hennner. Ilr.- Horsos branded jo on the left shoulder. Rang Morrow eonnt.v. Warren, W B. Caleb, Or Cattle W witn quarter circle over it, on left side, split in right ear. Horses same bra id on left shoulder. Range ir frant comity Wade, henry, Heppner, Or. Horses blunder ace of spades on left shoulder and loft hip Cattle branded same on left side and loft tup. Wolfinger. John, John Day City. Or On hornet three parallel bars on left shonlder; 7 on sheer, hit in both ears. Range in Grant and Malhner vmntios. Woodward. John, Heppner, Or. Horees, UI lonnoe.ted on left, shoulder. Watkins. Lishe. Heppner, Or. Horees brand fJE connecUin on loft, stifle. Wallace. Charles. II -ppner. Or. Cattle, W o "tght thigh, holt in left ear: horses, W on rig!1 shouluer until' same on left shoulder. Whittier tiros., nuiiiingtoii. Baker Co., Or Horses branded W B connected on left ghouldei Williams, Vasoo, flainUMin, Or, Quarter en cle over three bars on left hip, both cattle an horses. Range Grant county. Williams. J O. Long I 'reek. Or Horses, que' tar circle over three bars on left hip: cattle samf ind slit in each ear Range in Grant comity Wton, A. A., 'teppnor, Or. Horses runningA in shoulder; Cattle, same on right hip. Young, J. H., Ooosehorry, Or. Horses hrando "Mrv, the rtirril ahr.oldo- E. McNElLL, Receiver. TO THIS GIVKS TUB CHOICE Of Two Transcontinental KOUTBS GREAT NORIHERN Ry. UNION PACIFIC RY VIA VIA Spokane MINNEAPOLIS Denver OMAHA St. Paul Kansas City LOW RATES TO ALL EASTERN CITIES. left, shoulder only on all horses over li years. range in Orant oouni.v. CBte Chas. R Vinson or liena. Or. Horses H C oii right shoulder; cattle same on right hip. Range Morrow anil Umatilla counties. Corrigall. M M. Oulloway. Or Cattle crop ont of fach ear and iindorhit, wattle in foreh"ad; horses half circle f! on left stifle, Range Mor- ow and Umatilla counties, t u :i,,l,n Dev. Or. Double oross on each hip on cattle, swallow fork and under hi in right ear, split in left. ear. Range In Orant county. On sheep, inverted aud spear point on shoulder. Ear maikou ewes, crop on left, oar punched upper bit in right. Wethers crop m right and tinder half orop in left ear. All rangs in Orant ootintv. . l .1 IjinaOr. Horses. Wlon nghtshonl dor (battle, same on right hip: ear mark square orop off left and split in right. Currin. U. Y (urrinsville, Or. -Horses, on left stifle. Coi Ed. H., Hardman, Or. Cattle, C wltt E in oentar: horses. CE on left Sip. Coohran, It. r.., monument,, , .- Horses branded oirole with bar beneath, on left shoulder: cattle same brand on both hips, mnrlt under slotie both ears and ilewlap. Chapln, H., Hatdman. Or.-Horses branded Cl on right hip. Cattle branded the same. Als.. brands CI on horses right thigh; cafe sa.i. brand on right shouldur, and cut off end of ti'llt..B.Hi!'... w M flanowav.Or.Catt,lo.Illon right sitle,swailow-fork in each ear; horsea, R I) Vfy ' Bros., Tlonglas, Or Horses branded ELY on left shouliler, cattle same on lefthip. hole '' Emery'' H., llanlmati, Or. Horses branded ') (reversed 0 with tailfon left shoulder; cat. tlMsatne oil right hip. Range in Morrow county Florence, li. A., Heppner, Dr. t attle, lir on right hip; horses V with bar under on right '''Klo'ronce, H. P. Heppner. Or -Horses V on right shor.ldeit oattle, V on right hip or thigh. Krnnnh. Owirge. lleipnor, Or. -Cattle branded WK with bar over it, on leftside; orop oil loft ear.' Horses, same brand on left hip. Oontry, Elmer, Echo. Or -Horses brsndod H H wilh a quarter cin le over it. on left stifle Range in Morrow anil Dmatillftcotinties. limit A. H., Ridge. Or. -Cattle round-top A with quarter circle under it on the right hip. Riftir.i in Morrow mid llMiatillaeonnt'os. Ilinlon .lenks. Hamilton, Or Wtlo.twoliart on either hip; crop in right ear ami split in left Horses J on right thigh. Riingeiii Dintit county H ighes, Siiiniiel. Wagner, Or-(- (T V L roiiiiifledlon right tlioiihleron horses: on cattle, on right hip ami on left aide, swallow fork in right ear ami slit in left. Range in Haystack dlNtrlet.MorPMW ettnlltv Hsle, IMlltoll, 'VS'tntT, r. niinw ttrateewi -O- (cattle wttli parallel tails) on left shoulder Cattlesame on left hip also large ninde on left Ida. Howard J li, 'Hlloway, Or.-Horww 4: fcnma with hir shovel') 'in right shoulder; eattl'saine on I ft side. Rang- ill Morrow anil Umatilla '(nil. Edwin, John Oav. Or. -Cuttle K Hon rhrlil hiiiihors a sa 110 on right .shoulder. Range lu ilrsnt eoiinty. .... .11 llilgliee, Mat, Heppner, Or. Morses, eh led heart on the left si Ider. Range Morrow Co. Il'iei-eker, II A . Wagner Or. -Horses. II on left th'i'll Inr esille. U'Ki l"f hip. Hiiuiphrevs. J l Hardman, Or. Horsea, II on l..f Mu..k Huston. I.uther, Eight Mile, Or.- Horse II 00 the lefl slioal leran I h"r on the left stitle Cat Je same on left Inn Hang" ill Morrow etmnty ,1 m. Il trrv. II n t Or -Horses bran IhI II J on left 'Milder; ra'lle lira 'ihsl J on rotht hip. also in. I. Tint 111 left ear. Runge tu M.or.io isni itv. Jiiukiu, rl. VI., Heppner, Or - HorM, hora sIhm) J on left shoulder. Chi He, the wuit. Itniig Mile. J. . hi. s ,11. Mil. l.rna. Or - lloim. rireUT on left .litte: call Is, iiie on right hip, under lialf ori,tt in ni' and si, lit n left enr K-nnr. Mike, H .ppner, ir. -Ilorwia .randd KNY on le't hip eel lie "Hii and crop ofl Uft mar: under tloite on the right Kirk J T , tl.-tiptier. Or. Horses a nn left IimiiI lr; eaii le. an ,m lef bin Kirk Jee, ll"..nr lit.: hin II on left k'M!.lr, callle li oil 'Igltl side. Ull'letllll oil rig'i' er. Ktl illierlue.l W 0 Mo'llll Vernon. I r - I I, oil Cttlile.ll rigid slid lefl ld". wslltt fork In lift ear an I under eiop in tight ear. Hor. eoi" litand on le't leeilde- Re' ge 111 1 1 t'.t I"H l.fl -u, Htpli"n. f'U.Ol. H It on left hlj. 1111 er..t and split on right er. II -. Mine litslld lefl ahoill ler, lls"e Ittatit ISl'IMtV I ,ln, John W., It "' Or - Hor branlfl iislf-ei'cl" Jl. e..nneet on l..ft le.-il l..r I V!h, Mllll' on lefl hlt. Range leX lss n4ott Uethef. J W II.M'Plier t r H,tr lirBltdtl l.a'i.t otl'tt li.'ild'r; f'llle t.H'iie tin left Illll. Watlln over r.ght e, three allta lu I ghl ear l..r.. llog Heppner Or. I. double II e," 'Iietl 11 II t.n let teeil lrtP. tl.ris M ' . Il-l'l '. Ol CtHle bran t -I rir,.t- on ttgM lop. !' ss'tie " right piiite. Il.mge 111 M -r i"' M. i .t, '. at. ! "' ''"la, M l riiii.i lop, H.i M m it.fi it'l l"f. lttnl n H. II 'iiii"t M tnt Ml on l..i h.ttil I eattta a u "n left hip. MilfhaR iknf I ei- r. II. in-m, Jl on Mglii I.,,.. t 1 1. T7 ,,n rtlif la. M 4 isran, l ft.. Hr..wntlla r, ll..r ., m ! lefii l"f. ea'Ha. Ml tt" h'li M elirt. rti'ik Vi.M, Of V iU.I... w.lli l.e.tk nn callU tei ' t l'r It a. H at , horaea aana liraud "! l"'l 'rle. MelUI). .. t uitl "' woti !.' -if l a" t"' ttn I'.fl st,,Hl l-r, .tn elf. f.fir Itata t..,tn.'t tttt l.tft imi llts flghl aelr llttig irt i.a''t 1 oo't'T S.l ,. I.". 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'illiJlS. l.'ilAN' ;'.' 11, ' M, A rt.ASlA, ttA. 1-1 e"( iy C. TlIOMl'SOS CO., Aynils, IIepinci', Orcijon. Ocean Steamers Leave Honand Every 5 Days For SAN FRANCISCO. WILD-WEST FUNERALS. Some Humorous and Pathetic Tales of Borderland Burials. n ill IIS Is OERCURIAL POISON the result of the usual treatment of blood CTlcade of Mourner. Who Broke disorders. The system is U'ledwith Mercury and " Potash remedies more to be dreaded than the Banks nd Chased Kubblta on the disease and in a short while is in far worse Way to the Crave A Girl's Jour- j condition than before. Ihe common result is nej with Her Dead Lover. RHEUMATISM Everyone tvho has had a pood taste r.t Mtn. ..nn .1, v,rln a.A tmnii lOT which 8JSS. is the moflt reliable enre. A few JL ..AC UlCt.l .ttV QUU K."V , . . . !,,. 1 i , ,7 , I, J , . . ,. .u , 4 ooines wumuuru renei wnere an eiae nas xaiieu. Iiiaiuu niiowa inc iiceuutu (jacuua ui a 4 suttered from a severe attack or Mercurial Vinrinl thorp. Pools nnrl writers of ro- Eheumatiam, my arms and lens beine swollen mance have done some of their most SeScW Vi 7 himdr'eTs oFuoZS panieLio wurH iu tuning ui uctiLiia whuuui idhvi, uui HiwriaKinfr a lew ooniesoi Btruction, durability of workirc parts, lineness ot tinisn, Dean" in uppcaranco, or bus an man; iuiprovcmuiHs as Uie For full dPtails call on 0. K. & N. Vri ut at Heppner, tr address W. H. HURLBURT, Gen. Phhs. Agt. Portland. Oregon. QUIOH. TIM33 S T O ?ltirx Francisco tod all points in California, via the Mt, Bhasta route of the Southern Pacific Co. he great hiuhway throtiRh California to all points test and South, lirand Hoenio Itoute Of the 1'anifio t'osst. I'ullman Hnffet UleeiKirs. Hecond-clnss Hleeuers AttHchnd to express trains, affording superior -icouiuiodatlous for senond-class passsnfiera. Kor rates, tickets, sleeping car reservations, le. nail nfion or address . KOKIIl.KK, Manuxer, E. P. ROOEttr), Asst. en ftp. Airt.. Hortlsnd. Oregon (JER5IHJ t Simplest. Jy!A?JE"-,'e',t stronK"lif!lJ'ftOTTii Wmkin's Top Tfj&w Accur,,e' Receiver. -liljjji1 Compact. Most Modern and progressive For rstiiloirue or Inferinstlnn wrlio to Tl.U MARLIN FIRI; ARMS CO., New Hven, Conn. i , v 33 J t-a ,1.1. .Villi AVtinrinvi f';!'f .V. I'll. II ( U K K V S Ft: 1. 1 E H it' ( '()., A'.i. Nuffi r si I, Theeomparatlvcvalutofthtattwecartlt la known to most persona. Thsy Illustrate that greater quantity la Not alwaya most to bs dcairt d. These cai da es press Ihe beneficial qual ity of RipansTabulcs 4t com part J with any prtviouily know UYM'I I'MA CCUU Ripana Tahulra : Price, 30 ctnta boa, Ot dru(its, 01 by mall. aa hratid(t rail e K e a , t ft 1 u 1 I'- Ta fJ A yr I lPaICHEMICUCO10lrfiKtl.,IIT. .1 Tt . iL... I. aa . . r H,er, fe'SStiiS , i iM ..u.i-...i "i v 'rrSk ' a 2v W ' .. I If.. SIM l.t.laa. .V'f "1 v f (-A' I t . i r.;,v: ,.'t;V::::r:.'.::.r.:a h mi j t I I v B f, t . - 1. e 1. .i .. ! I . -i 'JM,M(W'? I i ... i . 1 1 !. i... "f--"ill . 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I .11 e lu 11 a la. ltaa.e 1 V 'l oil I. ..I tat. . j arnonfr the pioneers on the borderland . . ..,, ..r, -i , . ,i .. i ... oi uivuixawou auu ox tiie luiiuiy graves there, liundreds of miles from any com munity or home. But there have been some circumstances connected with in terments in the west, as known to the cowboys of twenty-five years ago, that was so unexpected as to be highly humorous. One of the first funerals to occur at Great I'end, Kan., says the Philadelphia Times, possessed unprece dented circumstances enough to make it humorous, if the unexpected is an at tribute of humor. An old and somewhat disliked man, Henry Turley, had been confined to his bed several weeks by a disease which baffled the skill of the would-be phy sicians who attended him. He seemed to grow steadily worse and his death was hourly expected. Then the cold weath er, which had continued for nearly a month, was broken by a few spring-like days. The citizens of the little settle ment took Turley's case in hand and decided that as his death was certain to occur in a few days at most, it was better to take advantage of the milt weather and dig a grave for liitn than to await his death and the probable return of cold weather, when gruve-diggiiif would be extremely difficult. The grave was accordingly dug. lurlej was so full of wrath at having his grave prepared in advance that he rose from his bed and the same day left town in disgust. It appeared that he had been shamming all the time in order to ob tain free victuals and care. Regreti were expressed that he had not been buried without waiting for the usual .preliminary of death. The pleasant weather was soon followed by a severe storm of snow and sleet. During the first night of the blizzard a bibulously inclined attorney. Godfrey by name being, as was his wont, in an advanced state of intoxication, lay out all night in the snow. Two days later he died from the effects of his freezing. His relatives were telegraphed for and re sponded that they would come immedi ately. The storm increased in violunce, and, lasting nearly a week, blocked the avenues of travel in every direction A tew days after Godfrey's death nearly the entire male population of the settlement congregated at the com bined post ollice, saloon, grocery, etc. to swap stories, cat crackers and im hibe whisky. When all hands were pretty well warmed up, the subject of Turley s shameful deception and un occupied grave was freely discussed. It was deoi li'd that sn"h a rrood crave ougut not to be wasted, and that in order to make use of it, Godfrey re mains should be speedily interred in it. This met the approval of all present, and, with the rude coffin in one wagon, and as many as could crowd into an other, and a number of horsemen at either side, the funeral cortege bturted in falling snow. Several times on the way a dog belonging to u member of the party started a jackrabbit and each time the horsemen ussi.sted in the chase. The further the procession got from the starting point the more the mourners jumped from the wagon and iiuled the horsemen und dog in elutsinir the rabbit. The grave was reached and found to be partially tilled with snow. Then another attorney, who differed but little from the one in the colHn except that the latter was tleud. proposed, us there wits no minister of theifospel present, to do his best to deliver a funerul oration, lie had ! hardly got more thun well started when wniie one shouted that the dog ! had started another rabbit. Away went horsemen, footmen, orator, I mourners and all in purniiitof the rubl.it and dog, leaving teams, eollin anil corpse to take cure of themselves. The chuao wb long and excitiug, as the dog, while always weiiiiug alxitit to get the rabbit, failed to do it. Left to IheiiisclvrH, the teum gut tired of standing In the storm and ran sway toward Inline. hen Ihe crowd strag gled bark the snow had lllled the grave (I tnl obliterated the wagon truck. Aa the cemetery ..maiMi'il of only that one grave and had no other murks to distinguish it from the rest of the prai rie, they were by no incline certuiu of lt locution In Ihe snow. So they trudged olf home in the snow, and ar rived to lltnl the tennis were there be fore litem. The "Inillamrd'' wit out of the Impromptu heurae, and the coflin had diauprtciircd. It win tint recovered till the miow bad partially melted more thnti week later. Then the relatives arrived and took the body cast with them. There U n little world of pat ho in the simple story of the llrt burial at Lawrence, Kan. Moe l'litneroy ar rived from Illinois In 1' and act bravely to work to make a home for tear one left behind. Hv dint of tnii.ii lulair lie improved Ma linmealeud eon al b rul ly. and ereeled liny but coin fortiable lionae. Then, full nf It'iartl Ii. '! for the future, he wrote for Ills tani'lror ewcetli.-iirt to eome. The tourney, rnoauy Uy Mace and taairon. aloiir one, and hen ahe arrived the lrl found that her ..vrr had r pirrd the day before The day after the (,'irl'a arrival the laalv of her lovr-r M lare to Ihe toinli. The rude cof fin had trrn taken to the prave In n l vntiiv. I .aid on a ta-. of fragrant . mi ne (lowers, the laa.lv a , art ;, d in a lu'lilft-r v.atoti to the eetneti ry. 1 h I., .i l i f the it, ad man rv'. I In the lap of the Utilitf jfirl, V. lot shirl.le., !!.. f.-rtn) a well a ail.le fr.nu 'l jar that rim from the paaaae of tt,n apring'.eaa i,mh over the uiiworkij t...l 1 improved rapidly and am now a well mane.omnlete- ly cured. I can heartily recommend It to any one sufferinB from this painful disease. W. F. DALEY. Brooklyn Elevated R. E. Our Treatise on Elood antt Skin Diseases mailed free to any saoxess. 5wiri &rni-ii-u t,u Auanu, us. ANECDOTE OF KiNu WiLLIAM IV iv 1 Orders a Sentry to Let an Old Man Smoke In Peace. The following story of a German Diogenes is perfectly authentic. When King Frederick William IV. visited the Rhine pro?inces in the year 1843 he made a short stay at 'Vesel, where he called at the house of the oldest man in his kingdom, aged one hundred years. He found him comfortably seated in an old arm-chair, smoking pipe his inseparable companion. On the king's arrival he rose to his fee:, and stepped forward a few paces, but his majesty made him sit down again, and talked to him with the greatest freedom, the old man puffing away at his pipe all the time. When about to leave, the king asked him if he had my wish that it was in his power to gratify. "Jo, thanks, your majesty, I have all I want in the world," was the reply. "Keally! Just, think for a moment; we mortals have generally some par ticular desire or aspiration." "Well, sir, now I come to think of it, I might have a favor to ask. My doctor insists on my taking a walk every day on the ramparts. Every time I pass the powder magazine the sentinel shouts to me from afar: 'Take the pipe out of your mouth,' and as I walk very slowly, my pipe goes out every time. Noav, if your majesty would be good enough to order the sentry to let me smoke my pipe in peace all the way, I should consider it the greatest kindness you could confer on me for the rest of my natural life." The order was given, and the old fel low enjoyed the privilege for more than two years, and died at last with the pipe in his mouth. That the RAMBLER I Is otic of the very best wheels ever made is an indisputable fact. 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