i-w-i pAPER IIMIIII( IM4 MiMIIM Iftllll i a iU MIIIIM. ;a.MM,a OFFICIAL Wt IIHi I I I M l I HI I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 MJIWMKMil M I 1 1 s MY SUCCESS ! I Is owing to my liberality in ad-1 vertis'mg Robert Bonner. I 'ohiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiimiiiiiuiiihiiuih, niii FREQUENT AND CONSTANT ? Advertising brought me all I own. A. T. Stewart. 1 "I'llllllllllllllllfrllllllll,!!!!,,!,,,,, THIRTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUOTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 0, 1895. WEEKLY WO. 640 I SEMI-WEEKLY NO, 860. 1 SEMI .VEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPAW OTIS PATTERSON, A. W. PATTERSON. . Editor Business Manager At $2.50 per year, $1.25 for biz months, 75 cu. for three mourns. Aduer Using Rates Made Known on Application. THI8 PAPER is kept on tile at E. C. Duke's Advertising Agency, H4 and 65 Merchants Exchange, Ban Francisco, California, where cou racte for advertising can be made for it. Union Pacfic Railway-Local card. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p. m. daily except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction 6:'20 p m. No. 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15 . m. Arrives at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except unday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction 1:46 a. m. West bound, main line, leaves ' lllows Junc tion 12:15 a. m. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:38 p. m. and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a m. Here passengers from the hraneh lay over till 3:15 a. in. and take the fast mall west bound which ar rives at Portland 7:25 a. m. The Dalles and Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at 2:15 p. in. and arrives it Portland 6:30 p.m. Leaves Hortland 8:00 a. m. daily and arrives at The Dalles 12:15 p. m. This connects with the east bound way freight with passenger coach "which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. m., arriving at Willows Junction 6:58 p. m. OFFICL&L XiXSlECTOXnr. United States Officials. President Grover Cleveland Vice-President Ad ai HlevenBon Beo-e'ary of State Kicharrt 8. Olney Secretary of Treasury John G. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel 8. Iisniont Henretary of Navy Hilary A. Hnrhert P'wUnHHtr-fteneral Wil'iam L. Wi Bon Atturney-Gnnnral Juilxon Harmon Secretary of Agrioulture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor W P Lord Soct-Mtaryof State H. IS. Ki'iciiid TrMiisnrer Phil. MetHclian W "pt. Pl ,!c lnroction it M l-win Attorney General O. M. Id emau SenR,or U. H. Michel n ....,.. J Hinaar Hermann Congressmen y ft 1 1 i Printer W. H. Leeds SR. 8. Hn. F. A. Moore, 0. E. Wolverlon Seventh Judicial District. Cirnnit Jndoe W. L. RradRhaw Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayne Morrow County OfHciala. loint Henator ., W. Gnwan l(BlirwntHtive. J 8. hW.thhy 'nnty Judge Julius Keithli ' Commissioners.... J. It. Howard J. M. liaker. " Tlerk .T. W. Morrow " Hliariff G. W. llarrinirtoi " Trsssnrsr Frank Gilliam AMmwnr J. e'. Willi Hnrreyor Geo. Lord School Sup't Anna Halnlger Coroner I . W.Ayers. Jr HF.PPNEB TOWK OmOIBH. ''aoi Tlios. Morgan C "inciliiien O. E. Fanmworih. n LlflMenthal. Otis Patterson, T. W Ayars.Jr. H. 8. Horner. F J. Hlnrnm. l'-,,r.li.r F. J. Hsllock r-easurnr K. Ii F"'lmd Marshal A. A. Hubert FrerinctOfflrere. J ut iMi of the Peace F.. L. Krwlan'' Constable N. . Wtiutatun. Called Htates Land Officers. TBI DAM.es, oa. J. F. Moore K"isi 1 A. 8. Hunts Kaoeiv ' LA OBARDB, OB. B. F. Wilson IWl.t, J. H Kobhins hri. CZSSrT tOCIETZES. KAWLINH POST, NO. IL Q. A. R. Misu at Las inatnn. Or., the but Hatnrday of -ach month. All veterans are Invited U Join : C. Itoon. Ubo, W.Hhith A.tintant, tf Cuumisn.l.t LUMBEll! yt HAVE FOR HALR ALL ISD OF CS tv drrwrd LumtM-r, 16 miles ol Ueppner, e what Is knowo a the BOOTT aVWMZXjU tllk 1,000 FEET Kol'oH, " M " CLE A H. I 17 IP nruvERru is HrpMr.it, will add (Mil per l.issi Wt aMltlmml The abovs quotations ere strictly for Cash. L HAMILTON'. Prop. National Bank o! nsppnsr. WM. reXLAKO, tit. Pra-laeal. MMHOP. Caafcler. TR.INUCTS I GENERIL BANKING Bl'iNLS COl.L.!;OTION8 Mails on FsTorVils Td-nua. HXCIIANGE BOUGHT & S0U prTtiimntnminniitmiirii I U t, " "- f - U Mrl. S..IWI tfi Hgltf t la tt u f aa(, la tl ' '. i rnmttf, Jr- ss nun' CVT71K9. rt g aaawaa ... a..ia t2 TMmtWTOMIIUIICAlICMOCO.r : csnvaaata wsktio. .2 St ol read Cm s flrai.rial tisWui" ! K..S If yi .: 4 U.t Qimt Ut4 I THE OWEN ELECTRIC BELTS AND APPLIANCES INSURE TO THE SICK THESE GREAT POINTS OF ADVANTAGE OVER ALL IMITATORS The Electric Car. rent enn be immedi ately felt, nlihouirn Moothliier to the most sensitive. The strength of the current is under tho complete con trol of the wearer, so much so that a child may be treated and cured by the same power of Belt necessary for the strong est man. nfllir NO MEDICINES ARE NECESSARY. . void all cheap (so-called) Electrio Belts and fraudulent Imitations of our Eleotrio Belts, and Appliances, as these are an imposition, upon the suffering. - THE OWES ELECTRIC TRUSS is -the moat retentive and ouratlve Truss made tor the radical cure of Bupture. Inolose six cents and send for our Large Illnstrated Catalogrne In English, uerman, Swedish or Norwegian languages ; containing medical faots, sworn statements of cures made and descriptions of Belts and Appliances. Address THE OWEN ELECTRIC BELT AND APPLIANCE CO., 204 to 811 State Street, Chicago. ! FACTS I V00 T en CAN BUY f25.00 worth of dry enough left out of $100.00 to purchase a No. 1 Crescent Bicycle. This Is a first-class machine. Why then pay J100.00 for a bicycle that will give no better service ? CRESCENT "Scorcher," weight 20 pounds, only $00. Ladies' and Gents' roadsters all the way from $.'0 to 75. "Boys' Junior," only $: with pneumatic tiro a good machine. "Our Special," Men's 50; Ladies', j0. I i) ADDRESS- WESTERN WHEEL WORKS, CHICAGO AND NEW YORK, os? THE PlTTERSOX PUB. Cil., Heppner, Oregon, ! - Agenti for ;5 MORROW AND GRANT 1 ; Counties. I ilii 11 1HK UvJJiAN -13 Most Popular Republican Newspaper of the West And Has the Largest Circulation. DAILY (without Sunday) ...,$6.oo per year DAILY (with Sunday) $8.oo per year TEEMS Bi MAIL The Weekly PER YEAR AS A NCWSPAPCR THR INTER OCEAN ketps abreast of the times In ell The Weekly Inter Ocean AS A FAMILY PAPER IS NOT EXCELLED BY AMY. -Il It has something nf Inter! to each member ol the family. ( 3 IS VotlM S UI J'AKrMI NTIslh.verybestol lUfclnS. II HSLIlLHAkV I LAlLkLS.r. un.Mul.d. POI.ITICAI LV IT IS Rr.Pl BI.ICAN, and gives Ms reader the benefit of th. "i "w " P"tel topka. It alsu fives thssa ThUM.Wi OH IT IS A TWELVE-PAGE PAPER. Till! INTr.H I OCHAN IS Pf BI.ISMI O IN CMICAHO. TMR NP.WS AND COtnrRCIAI. C,.M.' .OP ALI- WL5T ,,rJ 1 Ml: ALLI.'iM ANY MtHNlAINH, AMI Sll:IHH i,iVii,s.JtMJi"i r"PS 0H 1HU -OPUi OH I MAI MiCIION TMAM ANV It Is In ord ltr the people of the Wast both In Politics and Literature. I'1" remember thai the pr.ca of T he VVeeU Inter Ocean Is ONLY OM1 DOU -AUPLitvtAk. Adjr... THE INTER OCEAN. Chicago Only COc. Read This All Through.! ' -'JJ m Tfeweat Tvlrn. Leviltna (t1m. fvrtert f.iterti f..r it . vn'l ewa. THE Til To. mrw4 ll Ut tiR.U .n-, ai'T", rr. , irn iei..TBm. sw , (It U SI'nCIALTY. rr ,,",", 11 n 1.. r I., y. . A j I .a I u.. aa sW. ,.! GREATEST OFFER A 1ae r. If t., irl i anf I rrf K f..:-.l.f s.MH fcn..t, ra4 In .i ,.t rt i .,u. .,,4 i , it,.... ,.i i. In a !.., ii . ! Iih In ane i f 1 ni , :. at.mia r.tr i, , h,.i.m.,ii i., a.a a n-trii.r - . 7a -aui. unit i i i . . .... ..... r i -.M . .. ... i l 4 I ... .. . . i... ... M 11 r.'.4 - M4. .,,.,1.. mi.",ji, Mte ... i 1 M ! -I) Iwi.li a a v I -H 9 Al tut Mf AIL fO-, e a 1 HF I.WTA 1 1 1 R I tl MA,t''n'H'M, i:VU.AN) i flTUUOX, 4I.DT. Qo i.fn.y ttf t Ms tt. a. WcrHI It can be changed from positive to negative current in a moment. They have and are cor ing thousands of oasee of Klieu malls m. Chronic DiseaMea and Kervona Ail ments In man and woman (from any cause) wunni lung VUUbluulNl medical treatmentfailed W ''liWKs to cure. FACTS ! ! goods and groceries and then have THE - Inter Ocean ici .00 ) V rr i,nea, Maa sn-l huur-u. Iitrr liinaira'l.im. f.l.i..n Nia llnlih anl Itmu'ir tu-y YV..,k. I t. I"r'-tkil fsf" Vr v tlMil. u-fnl mnA e-,ii"mi. timU tit nil kliuls IT e ml tie 1. 1 U th raahl.iM J.mlli.l ti.illi-.ti. A tsivstis. class kMii est' I' a rear. QUEEN OF FASHION IUUtTMATlN Cilebri'.!. McCtll Bizir PiMint Clttallshtd T"trrK Yssrt. irtstM)lr eaniv anMharpan. T"l ' an n in tm 11 las w "f raia lw i e.ra rra (r.,m f ftf I., flra l.ui1M lim.a h il . httita M II. .m, f.. Mb ..... .1. i sio." lbs asjr la vr.'ta rai aii"Oif. Tn H-ir M a a e.riV. f, frMfj lil LMiil' IMH. J f l . I., i.. it Ut It.a a .l l aiil- Ua uiu ..if Uu l-a eu of Iriui'i thf Jt'jl M. - a a trii r r1" i n . t (istuta ait Uu.a. Hu issti i.u tu uu lata. (A n H I - .!-.( k f4M It Mf lain M'tiMKtitl At a Wait., Mir c W f., At4 ti t tt . i .MV L.t lf. A - - !. J-. .. i. .... -.. I .,, iwA 4 ft Mth Nvw York. LOCAL MARKET REPORT. Wheat, bu.... $40042 Flonr.bbl 2 65 BeeveB,coi8 & two-year-olda, owt. 2 00 three " " 2 25 Sheep, muttons, bead.... 1 25 1 50 " stook 1 00 1 50 Hops, ou foot, owt 3 00 Hons, dressed 4 00 Wool 8 10 Horses, slow sale. Butter, roll 2540 Ekkb, doz 10 Chickens, doz 2 003 00 Titrto lUfaeys Potatoes, per owt. 40 CALIFORNIA MARKET. Wheat, cwt 95 1 02 floor, bbl 2 50 3 50 Beeves, stall fed 4 50 (S 5 00 Muttons, owt 6 00 (3 8 00 Hons, owt 4 60 5 25 Wool -Eastern Oregon.. 8 13 Butter, Tb 10 15 EK8,doz 12a 18 Potatoes up w, per ot. ,. 60 85 Old, " ... 30W 70 Chiokens, doz 3 00 7 00 Turkeys, lb 12 14 PORTLAND MARKET. Wheat, bu 47 50 Flour, bbl 2 25 2 85 Beeves, owt 2 5 3 00 ' dressed 4 00 (3 5 50 Muttons, live sheared... 1 75 2 00 ' dressed, lb 04 a 04 W Hogs, on foot 3 250375 dressed, lb U4 Wool Eastern Oregon... 08 11 Butter 1 15 Eggs, doz 1(1 II Chickens, doz 2 00 (g 3 50 Turkeys, lb dressed. .. 10 12 Potatoes, new, per ot ... . 3d 55 A Remarkable Core of Rheumatism. Wbstminstrr, Oal., Marotj 21, 1894 omptime ago, on awakening one morn ing, I found that I bad rheumatism in my knee so badly that, as I remarked to my wife, it would be impossible for me to attend to business that day. Remem bering that I bad some of Chamberlain's Pain Balm in my store I sent for a bottle and rubbed the afflicted parts thoroughly with it, aooording to direotions, and within an hour I was completely re lieved. One applioation bad done the business. It is the best liniment on the market, and I sell it under a positive guarantee. R. T. Harris. For sale by Slooum Johnson Drug Co. AM APPEAL TO TUB CUURCBKS. Tbe following letter,' which we publish at the rrquent of tbe writer, bus bepo arl IroHSpd to Christian mioiatera of all de- nnminatlotia: Private letters, which I have myself fen from a iiamber of Amerioao resi dents Id Turkey of aDimpeaobable ohar aoter, have fully onnflrmeii the worst re. uortsof the recent mvssncre of Armeninn Cbristiensby tbeTurksand Kur 's. This s only the clmx of a systrnjatto oonrae f benrtsickening oppresainn and perie- oatioo extendi' g over many years It is only under tbe pressore of aroused puhlio opinion that gnvernniHiitf take action. After the Iialrian mnsaRorea. nor bnudred poblio meetings nf protest were held in Enttlaod. I wnnld therefore earnestly urge that every Christian mln later devote one Hunday evening meeting to a oonslderation of the situation of the Armenian Christians In Turkey, and that the meetiog pssa resolutions of protest similar in general tenor tu lh"se lately adopted by tb Evangelioal Alliance. Ministers iotending to preach on tbe subject, or anyone wishing to secure tbe tiHMRire of resolutions by soy olab or frieiely, oan be supplied with documents nd data, free of oharge, by ddreaeinv Mrs.IsklelC. Harrows, HI Franklin Ht ioslnn, Maes. Let ns "remember those in bonds as bound with them " FlUKCM E, WlLLAHl), Thnoands of peraooi llouoder along f ir months, yea even year, suffering from indtgeatlnn, bowel Irnnbles and lieer disorders with their aroompanying lisaa-reeabla symptoms, beoauaa they think they have to. If tbey would tak short oonrat o' Dr. J II. MrLeau'i Liver and Kidney Blra tbey wuld aoon a-t rid nf lb m eershle feeling and ths verpowerlng eensa nf wearm and to eaparity f"f work. wmhIiI iflva t'lara to .oa nf heaMb, vigor anil ohserTUlueaa I'nca 1 0U per txittla. i R K. ON TIUOI KM KIVKKUI'MTION Writing lo regard to ths big inland si rnrsino to tbe Caarade Iseks, wlnob to tska place Haturdsy, Angtiet 17th. lb general paaaengsr agsnlof lbs U. It A N..says: "I ttiiok all thanswspapert to Eastern Oe"D ought lo furaisb ths advertising witbnqt eifeoee, as this U one of ths froblems to bob they btve bo vary -nqnh Inloreatal In lb paat snl na hlrb tbey base published fnafty arttel-s ix support of tb sam. It baa been ge. rally aaderaiKl that this eornpany was pprae ii as oti riv.r. Oo ths ' ff Ibepreaent mai tfrunt are averaa 'd"ing anything l'ip"j'id" Ida minds of lbs people no tfl'S O,1-elon; la fast, wa wnol lormnor roo ao etooraioo In Ibo inlereais nf oo p0 flvef Ibao ooytbiiig. VI 0 III alvertwm fof SO Sfaraln. aulof Hrrtlaod to bet Iba people b ("aa eads Iks oo Ibal day. Fartbeooo wa will fry a n4 bsv a lepaeala f.rea enl no thai or evn 0 obi Will be able lost peeaa i ho ipl oof ett.o OO 11 I',. .Ii..n - f aa ! 'iv-i " H.d. let VS e. e. ls,. I. t- I, H. W.l.,llt,A east rn kegon, From the B. 8. Papua Report. Weather Crop Weather Cloudy and threatening weather with light sprinkles of rain were the features of tbe wentber during the first portions of the week, while during tbe latter part no rain fell and the weather became deoidedly warm. The few sprinkles of rain oconrred in widely eeparated sections, and were bo light as to be unimportant. Speoial fruit report Fruit shinraents from Walla Walla, The Dalles and Hood River are the largest ever known j this is neidered the index of the situntinn. Flittering1 reports come from manv see tione concerning the increase of aorenge, care of the trees, emount and quality of tbe prodnot and increase of shipments or the demand. Our correspondent at The Dalles writes : "All kinds of fruit are in No. loonditinn; apples are nearly, if nt quite, free from pndlin mnth and art arge and nioe for export; fruit pestp have practically been destroyed through the agenoy of the spray pump" Peaobes, apricots, apples, plums and prunes are very good orops and of superior qui" n many seotions the new orchards ' oommanoed to bear; this is espec'a In Union oounty, Bnd in that count fruit crop is placed slightly belov average, with the exoepMon of the crop, whioh will mature a full i Peaoh plums are rippning and e market Tbe Wallowa county d. ,j promises a good crop. Owing to tb drouth enmptniuts come from some seo tmns cf fruit failing to mature and fati ng from the trees. In Malheur oount the shipments of fruit are lighter thnr they are in other seotions. It is likely in this oounty the home demand will consume moet of the crop. While fruit peBts are present in all seotions, it is generally oonceded that they have been materially reduced and fruit Las not ma terially Buffered by them. The oherr orop bas been harvested. In Wane county the fruit growers are setting out many strawberry plants; the aoreag of strawberries will be greatly in creased. Wheat, oats and barley are being har vested with progress, and many fields are oompleted. Harvest of spring grain will soon commeooe, but In many sections of Umatilla, Morrow and in aeoiluus aonti' of the blue mountains spring grain, if out at all, will be used for bay. Tbe Walla Walla valley and nortioua of Wasco and Sherman oouotiea will pro due exaellent yieldsof good quality. Ii other 'seotions of the Columbia river val ley there will be mttrb small grain and some badly shriveled. Bo far there ba not been a great amount of threading done. In all of ths streams the water ! rer than is nsnal at this time in tb' season, t'aetnres are still drying ao grass is becoming scarce; for this reaaoi stuok is getting thin. Oras. hoppers an still numerous and destructive. Issued August 8, 1H'.)5. Deafness Canaiit Be Fared by looal applications as they cannot reach the diaeased portion of the ear, There is only one way to cure deafneea. and that ia by constitutional remedies, Deafness is r a need by an Inflamed ootid i- tion of the uitioona lining of lbs Eus tachian Tub. When this tuba is in flamed you have rumb'ing sound or imperfect bearing, and wh-n it is en irely f loeed. de,f eas is the reeolt, and onle-s the iiifltromatinn oan ba taken out and Ibis tub. restored lo lis normal condition, hearing will be destroyed for ever ; nine oases nut of ten ara caused by eatarrb, wi lob is nothing but an In llstiifd condition of Iha miiootia sniface Wt will give One Hundred Dollars for any rase of deafoeaa (caused by ratarrh that ovtinot ba cured by Hall's Catarrh Cur. Bond for circulars; free, F. J. CUENET A CO., Toledo, O. I IT Hold by drovgisls, 7fcj. AuKKTLTl'lUL t'OLl.K(- NOTM A Dew boiler will ba purebaaej for lbs meiianiral ball, ss lb old out did not sff nd snfftniotit power. A tiew well Is being bored aa lb obi Mia did not supply a snfflnienl ainoun of water fur lbs colli and drnilrns (treat preparations ara Itelng mls f tb oi sning i if the acboul lo fVilembr Owing lo the fant ibal InitloO is ftae, largo o ii in If r art sieoied. Tbo graduating class nf tie it year will ba vary Urge, bill Iha elaaa f VJ will fcol l0' Urga, awing t i l,a fr Ib.l all tl.a rv.tjrsea are of Iba sams lngb Tbero la slight rbat.gs in Iba depart mril of II I'any an I II rll mtara. Il.ro l,f.fo II riif. mn, but It, board bava deonlel on bavibg ona man to Oil teitti p ! rv.ral i4 II. a yoneg mn tm ,.ft(h oo Iha rillega f tftn Tb Ol'l tenia are allowed Iba pr.'.rerir-. MrA'la. Uf, f Iilngdio, is working in lb bofllcultoral deparHnaot, OsTstotr.o. (xjkVsLl.ts, (r, kng &, HJ. .Vtw la f.m lima ! g. tba VTeekt U'efoAian, tha ( e..,.t-f li e Wei, lt ifc.( Ii. I,j, It.i i'i,!,. ,, ; rn.!,,. e .In .oi. th. mm- e.h I I. 'i., ; ft. i. i I yie , , to ao I l i .i I iih ,i ti . u . u4mtl. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report MM -V Je?rva ABOU)aE PURE WI I H hio rnlLHU, Georgia Offender Kesents Prosecution with a Biting Remark. "One of the funniest things that ever happened during my connection with the Georgia judiciary was when I was first elected solicitor," said Judge Griggs, of Atlanta, to a Constitution reporter. "The demands of my position fre quently put me in the position of prose cuting a friend. It was hard, but I did it. "An ex-sheriff of a county in my cir cuita fellow thai I had known and liked for a long while was prosecuted for making away with some money. It was an ugly charge. The evidence was conclusive againt him. iiw,i..i.tt "r-'-f'-tame Itwo p'e in rosej i 'em we'd who 't we and . . .. . lease against you. I'm going to prosecute you, convict you and send you to the penitentiary. You are guilty. You got the money, and I've got the evidence to prove it.' "lie looked at me in perfect amaze ment, lie was dumfounded. He said didn't mean it. I told him I did. He straightened himself up and marched out without a word. "His case was the first one called fter dinner. The judge asked him if lie had any counsel. He said no, and "I "'" didn t want any He spoke in a half drunken fnshton. 'lint II... t,.,W i ... , asaaaKVva ill IV nidii IB Dl I tUUB serious offense, and if you have no money to I employ a lawyer I'll appoiut one for I you The defendant didn't like it. lie arose with diOlculty. lie steadied him self against a table, and, speaking in a maudlin fashion, suiil: 'Ver honor, I aald I don't want so counsel, and I don't want none, I meant what I said. I don't want hie take no 'vantage of 7.e state. State ain't got no counsel what dor I want with any?" SEA LAWYERS. They Ara Dreailetl Mora by tba Com mander Tban Ntoraie. "The chief of all things on earth a sea captain dreads la the sea lawyer,' aaid an old, gray-haired commander to a llalliiiuire News reporter. "The ty phoou of the I hina acua and the hurri I'uue of the West Indies are bad, but tbey are not in it for raising a rumpus with this wa lawyer. I be fellow I refer to aa the 'aca lawyer' la the one or nioro sailor almost sure to creep Into every fore cuatle at one time or another, who, be ing a little better educated than bis mutes, U'Comca their leader and pro ceeds to uuike hiuihclf solid with them, md deadly enemy of the captain and "ftlecra b nimtlnie msrltlm,. niv to ii thai uever exIsU'd and liuiu i heir beads with iionM tiHc and liuag Inary wrongs. He'll tell them the) n tist have 'plum duff' every day, ao coriiing to law, and they'll ticlleve him and raise caiu if they don't get It He'll perauadu theiii lliey are wnrUe ni bard, and ever) man Jack of thei desert the ship at her 11 rut port I 'all. He'll make them believe tbe own the) vesst'l before) be gets bnl ili roii (fli with them, and will Insllgat a tm If iloj-n or inure ilaiiuign suit agnlust the alilp's owners among then aa aisiii oa I hey set foot asbure. I'be 'sea lawyer la generally a sneaky fellow, who makes a atcad) iraetiiti of detflviiig boiiest sailors am citing t Iii-iii into trouble and tbei leaving them to get nut as best tilt" an. He la bated Slid dreaded by ever; captain afloat, and there 'a only mm w a f arguing with him that's with a be laying pin, I've known mora than out bloody mutiny to ba atlrrcd up by ' 'at'O lawyer.' " Mt MAO A 6NORINO-ROOM. lala Jaha A. Morrle fa)af. arl..la Ml Ilia llwa Vaebl. "I'm nly Miweitli-wotiT sailor," tii lata inilliotisire liorsrnittii, John A Morris, used lo soy. lie bad bis yacht the Cora, liiitnc.l f..r bis wife, built for the shallow waters around New Or leans, ami f"tind It alin.ist totally ui.1l i the rougher eli on til here. Its a- ins were lik" the re -Ins in O bouse, and oil Its furnUhlii.'a and rqnipinrnta wrro siitiii.liioos. t was alow and roll lug. uvs a writer In Ibo New York " imes l.t.t was gl enough " I ., i a in. ... o t.t Ue. W Mr Morris made It a rule locn cede ,r rfghl of way lo erry craft be fuel '" hi Mt i..i, are working. ' b wouldsay, "ishi'e am niilyoiit for fn It la my I.o.oi.-m ., g w ay to tiiem " Hot, With bis customary abrrwiliirs. be bad another reason, wl.i. h ba never tlii'litiolit . "ty grtting out nf tbe Way 'f tliesa ..).le abt tin in my fro ii.ls If ati)tliing were to hairn If tb f or a were to run down a yesi by any banc, il, e pe'',a would not inskaiou.lt of a fuss ate ml it. Ihey all know ma and my lsit, and never gio way, h a us tbey know I shall do It - a aifa-ed lk a On the tlerk tit tbo ya'bt ba bui.t a 0'ii.g faun, wbera ba tv,uld W !! a"Vl witltout l tiirt,ii.g bi g'lesla. The lt t as si. ked ilh I be finest wims an I leji . 's. n'l )s el , luit tlo Ml M foe Lis fl I. I.'! II' tl III t'tf h. l tlx I'l )! " ss T. 1,1,1't I t in I I ei l kns, IU ."! 'he U"l 0'1,1'fl 'jC U.., 1. t.,kerwua.)r,TV., leans JNlr. Morris turned it over to his young friends. Every day some young lady would receive a note to the effect that the yacht was hers the next day, and as many of her friends as she cared to invite. OLD SAM OAN WAYS. Queer Custom of Tattooiug Among the Men. The Samoans are physically a splen didly made race of a deep bronze color; their hair is naturally black, but is con verted by frequent dressings of lime, which have a bleaching effect, to a dull reddish tint; this custom obtains both with the men and the women. Their arms and chests are specially well de veloped from their habit of paddling long distances in their canoes from island to island; in fact, at so great dis tances from tile mainland were these natives seen by early travelers, that this group was christened the Navigator islands. At this time, too, travelers re ported that the Samoans wore fine black skeins reaching from the waist to a short distance above the knee. This report, though without foundation in fact, was due to the custom pos sessed by these people of tattooing themselves after that fashion, covering about the same part of the body aa would a pair of our bathing drawers. All the men are thus tattoeed on ar riving at maturity, says Westminster Review, and are not allowed to take unto themselves wives before the pain ful process Is complete. Keguiar pro fessional tattooers are found among the people, and the tattooing often oc cupies some months, as the patient .wl..... u i... l " , . ' .' m . . . . iuo ucsigna iai- vuueu are very ancient, and the present .......,.! ..... .. ... ( fT.'T"' . . ?no"1 OI "V," "T """ V'-.': . 1 ."P" plies also to the words of their rowing songs, which they sing In perfect har mony and in time to their oara or pad dles; the words sung are now obsolete, and, like the tattooed designs, are not understood by the pcdple. A GREAT TIMEPIECE. A Watch That lias Kun Hlnce 1TS4 and Is Still a (Inoil Tlmeplera. Judge Frederick W. Moore, of the superior court, is the iHisseasor of an heirloom In the shape of a watch that no amount of money would buy, says the St. Louis Republic. And, besides its value aa an heirloom, it has a hihj tone Interest. The timepiece la of the open-face bull's-eye pattern. Aa with all old style watches of the pattern men tioned, the outer ease must be removed before it can bu wound. The outer case of this watch is of hammered gold, and all the work on It was done by band. While this la apparent from the workmanship, it la further proved by the date ou the inside, which is I'M. There la an Inscription on tho inside aa follows: "Iiiiniel la- St. Ieu, .Servant to Her Majesty, Londou." Her majesty then was the queen of George II., the then reigning king of England. The authentic: history of this valu able timepiece is this: In the years pre ceding mi William Augustus, duke nf Cumberland, the second son of George. II., was the I'oiiiiiiuinler of the British armies. In the Neotti h campulgtia and In the cuiiiHiigus against the Prussians and the Uussiaiis, and when be was at the bend of the llritisli, lUiioveriun and Ilaiiisli for.i-s of fifty thousand men, Ir. r rederlek William S. hwart.e, t Hiitioveriuti, was on bis stun" aa aur-(fi-oti. At the close of the campaign jguiiisl the I'mssiuns and tbo ItusaUn the duke Ini.l three .it hen liuili! like the one Jii'lirt! M.sire has, and of which it Is one, 'I In' wilt' In s were presented ti three otli. ers of the ilube'a staff by him aa a mark of bis esteem. One went to I'r. KehmirUe, as a llano eriitu. oiin to a llritisli ofli'i-r and ono to a Ihitiisli oflii-cr. The presentatlona were mad" In K."i',. After tlid d H tor's aervletNi bad elided In 17.7. and tho duke had returned to Ixindon, It woo recte, h Would succeed u tho throiie, but the biith of a son to bio elder brother cut him out, t..i,.-i .. Mr. Joseph Willnrd, for a longtime clerk of the siiH'rior court of Massa chusetts III l..l..ii, relates lii bis "Half a t eiitury witli Judgea and liwyt-ra" III a II V go. I BO''' ll'ltes. ol. L-lMar-l G, I'arker, who was rather . .1.11,11", wrote a I'.fe of Mr. ( boate. He was r. '.iiting an Incident hl. Il Iiii. In d in the third rent ury t-f.,re Christ, shout tbe time of tha d' sill of I'tolemv 1 1 1., and be BiH'let to John H. Holme, who st'.l by, ' III. In t be d.e I-m,1 MI lime, JobnT' Ul.oa that ll.ats U. d. '4 bskr l ..lio. ' I't .leiny HI ." .l I I'arker. "What! W hsi "sail II ,oirs. stretch lug out bis ban Is. " Von don t say Li's ilt -"' lllaeh lake ta t.siew. In the midst of t lc f.ii.'an." s of Mef. is tbn lrftite of ItiU." wbh bisivrra al-.nl an a re of ground. Tb" body of wattr, or Ink, or whatever it Is. la ao c.ii i, . with sh fr.'in Iba a.ln til .., anoe s as lo appear a -art of Iba aur ro.iii.lii ground, wl.i. Ii ia ail f tba smi.e Uull gray Cut N I,. r Ibla liquid ronita fr in. what Its tl.ruilcsl proper tiea Dtay I tr what lLo la, am I'.rd eHl.H baa tn TalsH a Alpha. rtto. Co., whets a pianier bas qu.ia t(.isi.iv of Ibal eiri..iia stuff, over s's'lt of a I.I his aibeit r- I. ern tha I sf. ! I st I t 1 ...o Ibis n .'l"" r'ii -a Ir-oit :. '.ig ,.'il'.fiel ti vr n a' ii fr'io a iitsu J)