gi-TOiy PAPER f lIM I I t M4U I IJ:MIIIM I I lllI W1MIlllim ltftft.M 1 1 Mltn l M ri lrl MMtMMliftfttR OFFICIAL I FREQUENT AND CONSTANT t Advertising brought me all I own, A. T. Stewart. MY SUCCESS I Is owing to my liberality in ad-: vertising. Robert Bonner. s i inil!lilillilJiMJillililil'riilililll;ltil'l:nilliMiliMllil!lt iM'tiM. ll!i'illlOTl!llllilrit;!iiiiiiiti:ii iiu thirteenth year HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY. JULY 30. 1895. WEEKLY WO. 648 I SEMI-WEEKLY Nt ,:57. . or v. SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BT THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPAM OTIS PATTERSON, . Editor A. W. PATTERSON, . Business Manager At tS.50 per year, $1.25 (or six months, 75 cts. cor three mnncns. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS f APKR is kept on tile nt E. C. Dake's Advertising Agency. ftt and 6Ii le.rohants ExehaniirB, San Francisco. California, where con racta tor advertising can be made tor it. Union Pacfic Railway-Local card. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p. m. dally except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction 6:20 p m. No 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15 S. ra. Arrives at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except nnday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction l:4ti a. m. West bound, main line, leaves illows Junc tion 12:15 a. m. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:3)1 p. m. and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a m. Here passengers from the I ranch lay over till 8:15 a. m. and take the fast mall west bound which ar rives at Portland 7:85 a. m. The Dalles and Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at 2-15 n. m. and arrives it Portland 6:30 p.m. Leaves Portland 8:00 a. m. daily and arrives at The Dalles 12:15 p. m. This connects with the east bound way freight with passenger coach which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. m., arriving at Willows Junction 6:58 p. m. ... SIMMONS;.ti1 I REGULA Torfl Reader, did you ever take Simmok Liver Regulator, the "King o Liver Medicines ? ' ' Everybody neef take a liver remedy. It is a slugg' sh o diseased liver that impairs digestion md causes constipation, when the waste ihat shou'd be carried off remains in he body and poisons the whole system, hat dull, heavy feeling is due to a irpid liver. Biliousness, Headache, Ialaria and Indigestion are all liver iseases. Keep the liver active by an ccasional dose of Simmons Liver Reg ulator and you'll get rid of these trou '('8, and give tone to the whole Rys ;in. For a laxative Simmons Liver emulator is better than Pills. It , )cs not gripe, nor weaken, but greatly 3freshes and strengthens, livery package has the Red Z -tamp on the wrapper. J. 11. Seilin & Co., Philadelphia. Boppkes Swooped A H. Smith, c he lout oonntry, in a reoent letter ( Pendleton friends staffs that not lorn ago h clood of grasshoppers swept dow on his mnch and devonred almost ever) thing irj siglit They first began on bi girden, and after deaning that oat at tucked tbe fruit whioh was banging oi the trees. After almost wholly destroy ing the fruit, they appeared to be eatim lie leaves and twigs of the trees them selves, and in fact almost everything -lae that was alive and green. Mr. Smit1 ruthfnlly states that the devHStation al eady wrought in different seotions b cute serious, and that Morrow count ill lose heavily. THE JWEN ELECTRIC BELT LONG CKEKK. ulled from the Eagle V. O Kelley got in Wednesday from leppner with freight. Otis Patterson returned Monday from short business trip to Canyon City, George (Irny is over from Heppner fter a band "of sheep. He is wanting Iry ewes. W. B. Mynatt departed Monday fv leppner. While tb re he will make a Hngements tor bath fixtures for bis ba wr sbop. Dr. J. H. Fell, of Praire City, no nles a braqd new Bsmbler wheel, bav ig won t.bp same Ht a rt.ffli at Canyo lity last wei k. J. B. Nttter af'ved ou Wednps.l")' rage en route for tlie McDnffix hi prn gs Be has anff red tbis yea' um rhenmatism and bas hopes c ning cured by tbe u-e of that mineri; ater. OrTXCIAIi DIHEOTOET. United States OflicialR. President Grover Cleveland Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson Beo-e'ary of State Riohard 8. Olnm Secretary of Treasury Jenn G. Carlial. Secretary of Interior Hoke Smit), Secretary of War Daniel 8. Lanioni iSem-etary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert Poet master-General William U. Wi son Attorney-General Jmison Harmon Seoretary of Agriculture J. Sterling ilurto State of Oregon. Governor W. P. t.ort Heoretaryof State H. K. Kincaid Trnasnrer Phil. ttntsnhm Snot. Publin Instruction O. M Irwin Attorney General C. M. Id'emai (G. W. MnHriue Senators j. H. Mirhl I Hinger Hnrmain Congressmen w.K. Ellis Printer W. H. Leed K. A. Moore, O. L. Wolverlor Seventh Judicial District. Ctrenit Judge W. L. Bradha I'roescutint: Attorney A. A. Jajrn. Morrow County Officials. Joint Senator , W. Onw Keprnsentative, J .8. Bo'rthh onntyJodge J"lin KeUhi ' Commissioners J. . Howar J. M. Baker. , " Clerk J. W. Morm " Sheriff O. W. HarnnirU. " Trnasnrer Krank Oilhan Assessor J. . WI'' M Hnnreyor.M O"", ' " SihKl Sup't Anna lialsige " Coroner T. W. Ayers. J Bippxxa towk ornoKRs. 1ayoi Thoe Mnraa Cmnrilinen O. E. Famsworth. M MoMenlhal. (Wis Paltenmn. T. W Ayrs.Jr 8. 8. Horner, E. J. Blocam. Hc,rdt rrnn E. L F""!!!' Minhsl A A. ItoberW Jnstlesof the Pio E. U Freelan-" Consuble. N. H. WheUfon Caltrd Hutt Lasd OrHrera. TBI DALLE. Ok. J. . Moore lWa A. B. hint lUo" LAODl, OB. B.F, Wl'son Biii J.H Robhins K-.lv- X3SXT lOCIZTIZS. KAWUN8 POr.NO. IL G. A. R. Mou st Lennrum. (r ths IxM Bstarrhy n met. month. All vatwtjiM f InvlteH In riii i-C. Kkhi. U. W. Kmitii Adlntnof. tf Commands L U M H K 11 ! tfl RAVI FOH ALl A IX KIVTM OF CS rtrwd Lumhor. 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Tit Urgett Electric Belt r.ilablishmentln the Wotid Whooping Cimgh. There is no danier frm this diseasi then Chamberlain's Cough Remedy it- relv given It liquefies tbe tongh mn ons and aids its expectoration, it ais ifseens tbe everity and frequency o paroxysms or congnmg, ana insures s "peedy reoovery. There is not the least danger in giving tbe remedy to cbiPlren or on Dies, as it oontaiDS no injurious nibstance For sale by blooum-Jobn son Drug Co. Ftt i.0u0 FEIT KuUuH. - - - CL1AB, - M I? FACTS A MIC FACTS ! Y'U CAS Bl'Y li'idO worth of dry roods and grocctl-s and then have enough left out of f lio 00 to purchnw- a No. 1 Crrx eiit llii ycle. This Is a flrst-rlsas marhliia. U'ht then osv Hull m for a IiIi vmIh that will viva no better service T "1 CRK'ENT 'Hcorrher," weight 30 pounds, onlv f in. Ladles' and Units' roadstei ail the way from I'O to lV "Boys' Junior," only I in with pneumatic lire a good machine. "Our MpcrUI," Men's I'o; UdlV fa, ADORE" WESTERN WHEEL WORKS, CHICAGO AND NEW YORK, Or TIIE WThW HI c, A. Heppner, oreton, yxf Aprnli Jar m FT-V T " I J ' MORROW HD Q1AHT VHV fF fiFMVfRKD IS REPFXER, WILL ADti L sfiiii par i .nil iat af'llllonal Tb above quotations are strlrtly for Cash. L HAMILTON. Prop. XHE INTER OCEAN WI. FINLAND. ED. R tlHOP. -I THK- Most Popular PcpuHican Newspaper of the West And Has the Largest Circulation. fr14t TRANSACTS A 6ENER1L BIKING BCSINES COLLECTIONS Utjila oa FT.rlls Trm. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOU' U EITHER tf ORKO Mnrnrttf m TtrmimTrTtFimtrri FREE ft f ftOO M4w P rr W t ? " mm. s- J tt tof v hs. B ft $tuf CtT770. DAILY (w ithout Sunda $o oo pr year DAILY (with SunJJyi SS.oo per year BV MAIL The Weekly Inter Ocean I $1.00 V fR YEAR I Y A W fPtH tilR tNTI (KtAM Iwtt BkrM mt ItM flaw U aH fvK M arr Saitwf peKia im tt In aris)g ALL 1 hH a M.tt AM IttL tll.l 0 clKKl.11 UtIHAllKL. Tf HtWTORI tUCAllCMO CO.: The Weekly Inter Ocean AS A FAMILY PAPER IS NOT EXCELLED BY ANY. If hwiIiisi tA ttll 4 K UmiIt I' l iM lit tl mi sf M iim kH tA Ns 4, I. CiHi llLHIKlrt I I.AllH JsrtSMSwU Pf tTKAl I V IT I f It til ICA. m4 t m lMtf ml Ik M si ha sni.iMal Imi. It .Im (It. ilwa tub M.v OI 1Mb UUI. IT IS A TWELVE-PAGE PAPER. TUP PTr CKfAl H Hl lMI t II (NlCtnn, TMT .rw Sf) COTirt'CIA' tl Ml U if Al I lt iri nil Al.llt.itast si N. Al i .1 1 ( j I Is t im. SI I lis IH I Mb I'UM'lX W IMAl MClH" 1MA A" r-Ail H r AK tHI tf I.AH. N ss IS) suaif ( lw sjmrits 4 ! Wm ks rlHkS I Htwtwn rtm.mhn Isssi wal lx mII Um ft,) I. OM.r MM: f'H LA" m 1HK INTER OCEAN. Chkmo )n rA. ('" ta' t',r TtiK Lwca itmi 1 vka ci C(k Anotbeb Vebbion. Representativ tluilil's paper, tbe Bberidao Sun, givi-f mother version of bnw H. V. Oateg im eo.-otly bfld up in Southern Orfuon. I h Bi fniiowa: "it. prpsetitative tt v Qiitps, of Hillaboro, wag beld np by th inne bisbwayman on tbe Ager Klamath atnga laat week. When i be highway miti tlrl Gfttea to bold np hie hands, ti t- Hillnbnro golon raiaed tbnge members op tiu til they looked like lamp posts, aud promptly shouted, 'Ay el Gates thougli tie was Totioir on a anRppueiou of tb nles, but tbe robber insisted that it wt n the flonl paagaiie o( a bill that oarru d o appropriation, and tbliged bm t unule 81 50, wbiob na all he bad aaven ffer paying his board bill at tbe legiela ure in S 1 m " A LESSON IN POLITuNESS. An lnterestlns: Incident of Elevated Tra.T.1 In New York City. The temptation to correct the man ners of children who are not taught by their parents to conduct themselves properly in pub'ic places is very strong. A gentleman yielded to this temptation on a New York elevated car recently under circumstances which may be pardoned to him, though un doubtedly he exceeded his right. He was sitting, as he relates in the New York Press, in a car in which all the seats were taken. A stout woman, flashily dressed, sat opposite him, hold ing a small boy between her knees. As the car stopped, a person who sat next the gentleman got out, and a working girl, carrying a big bundle, came in, and started to take the vacant seat. But the woman with the boy was too quick for her. She pushed the boy quickly into the seat, just before the girl could take it, and looked compla cently about her, as if she could not see the girl at all. The gentleman might then have risen and given the girl hi3 own seat, but he did not. He put his arm around the boy's waist, lifted him to the floor, and said: "Now take off your hat, and offer your seat to that young lady." The boy ran to his ' mother s knees. The girl hesitated, but took the seat as the gentleman beckoned her to it. And then the mother of the child burst out into a violent denunciation of the man's "ungcntlemanly" conduct. "And let me tell you, sir," she said, finally, "don't you ever meddle with people's children again!" "Madam," responded the gentleman, "if mothers do not train their sons to grow up as gentlemen, some one else should. How do you expect that bov to respect his mother's sex, when his mother sets him the example of de spising other women's cluima to courtesy?" HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report E&kin . PowdiP Absolutely pure that I can drop it into every night. You've no idea how fast it accumu lates." "I've heard of the plan before," said the creditor. "If a man lives up to it and doesn't hold out on the bank it mounts up rapidly." " "Oh, I live up to it," protested the debtor. "I put every cent of small change into it every night, and it's all for you." "I may hope then " -rr more than hope. The system makes the payment In full an absolute certainty. It over comes all obstacles and it's only a ques tion of time" "How much time?" "Well, that's rather difficult to say. You see, the amount of small change I find in my pockets varies, and" "What do you call smaU change?" "Pennies. I what's that? Oh, well, sue if you want to. That's what a man gets for trying to do the right thing." Any one who has ever had an attack n' tinramatory rheumatism will rejnir ith Mr J. A.fitnmm 220 Boyle Highi Loa Angel, over bia fortunate eoap- "inn h aiptfe of that digressing ailment Mr. Stiimtn la forrniHOof Merriam'aonn f ct Inner j patHbliRliaviit. Hnmn mnn'hi auo, no leaving the healed work mom no Hornss the afreet no an errand, h ?h caught out in the raio. The resul' mb that wlifn rea.lv tn go bora" ttiH iiiM be was nimble tn walk, owing ! ti.mniHtiiry rheumatism. Ha alien bum", and on arrival as til seed it 'mm of gimrl fir mI tliornutMiU rnlilieil rilb Chamberlain's Pain rtaltn. Dicini be evening and tilvM he was repeated!) bathed with hia li Iment, and bv morni-1 ma relieved of all rlenm -tie paina. H' tHkt s esiiepi . I pleasure in praiaint I liKtuherlain'a Pain Halm, ond ai I keep, a tV'ttle of it in the hnnse. sale by Hlooom Jnhfiion Drag Oo. rV Thi Worst Typi Tl (laieM n00. tonally reoeive a card do ifying I' hal paper addressed to Mr. la not tiken not bat remains dead n tb ffloe. Rano! R"aed. ' And xl I 0 -iirse are r quested to discontinue the same. On riamining nor boki tbe iiHrly In q'eti'io is often found to fx -everal year in a'feara. lud orbar i never made a payment since bi sine fl'sl entered oi tba anhori "on l urni. n w if any snrworib not ears for ( par longer lie need only to pay up tbe arrearage anil ooif ns when the pan will be diaron tinned with pleasure. Why ibeo thnn d ii tir lid tii'tiswil a a Jpe ot mao wnrs thati th In eat draiibeat It there an) eltuse? Tbnasand of pernios flonoder along for moo i hs, yet even yeara, suffering fnm Indigeatloo, booal tremble and liter dianrdera with I heir erO"ft(Anyiig lisavrealile eymploma, tteean) I lie) ibliik that hava to. If thv amiH tak Mrt rv.nrs a' Dr. J. H. McLean Ler and Ki tny D.lm tb-y w Qid svxin ge rid of i he a srliU filing and lh' verrfi.i g ernae of eannMi sod la M.e. f"f work, w uld give msx I. r i.f l.l'h. ls"-r and eheeifalnea. I'rir l W it lot tie Boy Gav. Bo Many Accounts of It That He Was Called a Politician. When the man who canvasses for names for the city directory knocked at the door on tho top floor of a Har lem tenement house it was opened, says trie New York World, by a email boy, bright eyed and ragged, with that expression of premat'ire agedness on his face that makes the children of the criminal classes look old enough to be their own fathers. In reply to questions the boy gave the name of his parents. Then came a puzzler. "What a yer popper's business?" in quired the directory man. "Uusiness?" "Yes. What does he do for a living?" The boy laughed. "Oh," he aaid, "he steals lead pipe off roofs, and some times he breaks into houses. Nay, yer , aln t a policemnn, are you? Well, that a all right. Popier aln t got no regular watertrout and roba drunaou Minora and sometime he aandhuga people. To day he's trying his hand at picking poekets on the Howery, but I guess he'll get pinehed, becuusu he generally does at that game. Don't put him down as a plclqiorket, ni later, for be'a regular greeny at that. The dirrctory man aeribbled some thing in a iioU-ImxiU and moved away. The boy called after him curiously: "What did yer put popper down aa, mlater? The directory mini aaid nolh itig, but h.J up the book, in which was written: "Jones. John, politician, IU1214 Ave nue A," and moved off to the uext flat !nhf wNJOYEJ Irlu. UwelJ. BIRDS AS BAROMETERS. j A Well Known Writer Who Holds That They Are Nut Weather Wise. I In his charming book, "Recent ' Rambles," Dr. Charles C. Abbott gives some little attention to the question, ' whether birds can realize the coming of a storm so far in advance of its actual appearance as to serve observant man as a reliable barometer. AI-' though this has been popularly be lieved for centuries, Dr. Abbott thinks that it has no basis in fact and voices his opinion in these words: "It needs but a short ramble in the woods and fields after a summer shower to see how painfully destructive are moderate wind and rain when they rush across the country hand-in- hand. There la no more touching sight in all nature than the lowly murmured plaint of nest-birds as they contemplate, after a shower, their ruined home and drowned fledglings. "To credit a bird with weather-wisdom, and yet with no power to guard against probable danger, is to assume that it leads the terrible life of one in constant fear a mental condition the bird's daily life flatly contradicts. Never does the world look brighter than a few hours before some great change. Never are the birds more merry, mammals more full of play; yet the impending storm means mischief that to some extent might be averted had these happy creatures but an ink ling of what was coming." What CHANGED HIS MIND. Opinion or "BOOMOF THE CONSPIRATORS. Scenes at the Trial or the Assasslaa of President Lincoln. The courtroom in which were tried n May, 1805, the eight conspirators ar raigned for being concerned in the plot against the lives of the heads of the government was a place of fascinating and perhaps morbid interest, writes Noah Brooks in Century, but it was finally opened to those who could pro cure passes from the president of the court. The room in which the trial was held is a part of the great United States arsenal establishment, attached to which is the penitentiary in which the conspirators were confined. It is on the banks of the Potomac, in the sub urbs of the city. Entering an old fashioned brick building, one was shown into a large, bare room on the ground floor, where sat a couple of staff officers receiving the credentials .of those who applied for admission. They sent these up to the court, where i an officer inspected them, and returned j them, if satisfactory, with the desired card of admission. I A narrow flight of stairs brought the visitor to a small chamber in the second t story, where a lot of orderlies were lounging about, and an officer inspect ed one's pass. After another flight of stairs, another inspection of tho pass permitted one to enter the courtroom, which was in the third story. It was an apartment about twenty-five feet wide and thirty feet long, the entrance being at the end opposite the peniten- tiary. Looking up the room one saw that it was divided lengthwise into two parts, the portion on the right being occupied by the court, sitting around a long, green-covered table, Gen. Hunter atone end and Judge Advocate General Holt with his assistants at the other. The part of tho room which was not occupied by the court was railed off, and was taken up with a few scats for reporters and spectators generally, who were crowded confusedly about, and rested as best they could against the bare, whitewashed walla ot the room. At the farther end of the apartment was a wooden railing, behind which, on a narrow, raised platform, sat the ac cused men, all in a solemn row, with an armed soldier silting between every two persona. At tho left-hand corner behind them was a heavy iron door opening into thn corridor along which wero the cells of the prisoners. Hach one of the accused wan manacled nand and foot, and wit grimly against the wall, facing tho court and tho wit nesses, the witncNM-Ntuiid being a raised box in the center of the room. The appearance and denieunor of tho court, it must ! admitted, were neither solemn nor impressive. The member Affected On Man's Thief-Taking. "Some peraons," said a well-known detective, "sav it la wrong to arrest a man we know to be a criminal simply OI "in commission mil atKiut In various because he la apt to break the law. I negligent attitudes, and a general ap- had a friend who waa very atrongly opposed to this custom and who used to talk a great deal about liberty, the pursuit of liappineaa and constitutional rights. He was having bia ahora peurance of disorder waa evident. Many ladies were preseut, and their irre pressible whlsM-ring waa a continual nuisance to the reporters, who desired to keep track of the evidence. The blarkcne4 at a corner stand one day witnessea were first examined by the when a young fellow ran from a saloon Judge-advocate, tho membcra of the A flafM Eaaoa - During iba shenr of I h rlt-r I a I .. tbeedilor In ehsrg. published ao artiel fr m tb Tun' a- Mnontalneor, tA Tba Da I lea. In Iba sff-el thai II fl Matbiee, be well kaoa-a edi of of lb Oregon Kft'ght, aa pot dead s reported but r..oM feoot.r. A fa daya prefiona to bia dealb A report gained plreala'ioW la P Mland to lb ef ferl that He bad d'd fr-m III f rk It )sera at NewiKer and t the r-qietfT IfrW-.da. tt INet p..rtUd O.'oolele ,at.i.bet a ata'eiwal thai II. O Msi e. ta nt dead and ibal b wnejld xir-a re Vef fnin lh lgM lllt.ee T'l efe'e We ..t.hly tot ea by theeli. tor nt tb M"Htiiioef ui til e- nvirn 'im Ml Vtetl.le' de.lt., wt. A be f nahiy lb. oM it refer sd to lb laa a aa .ablkrly ataA4. Tb' ret h Us .n.l'led la a ssaUi of p ts I Ibw ela'a, en I wa trust that .11 wll rt re Iki tfe. r. O a I- . t, t I ! . .m l.i l . . . ( ,i . ,. V.. II l V.M ... .. 1 I Tba Elephant AppreeUUd aoo4 Thing Hbea They saw It. A numhrr of yeara ago, In A hook which waa railed "leaves from the Life of A Special CorreaiKindeut," Mr.O'Nhea. 'he author of the book, gave the follow ing description of an adventure lie bad vith a herd of elephants. Maid lie: "A voung friend asked me once to ahow hiinaoine rlephanta, and I took blin along with me, having first born.wml in apron and filled it with oranges. I'h is hewaa to carry whilst accompany ing me in the atal.le, but Hip moment we reached the door the herd m l up aueh a trumfK-tlng they bud wented tbe fruit thai be dropiM-d the apron nd lla rontenta, anil a'utlled off like a scans I rahl.il. There were right rli- pliant, and when 1 plrked up the orange I found I had twenty-five. 1 walked drlilwratrly along the Una giv ing one to rs' h. hrn I got to the ritremityof the narrow atal.le I turned, and waa al.it toWgtn the distribution again, when I suddenly ri-rt.-rwd that if elephant No. T In the row miw me give two orange In aurmnion to No. a he might Imagine be Ix-lng rhrai d. and give me a aiuafk with l.l trutik that taw hero th rlrf.hulit fall abort of lh human bring - ao I Menl 1o the d.r and Ii pan at the l ginning a l f.re. 1 hrlre I went along the line, And then I waa In a fit. I Imd on orange l fl, and I had U-gd I .a. U U.thn bear. I. very alephanl in lh herd hud hi greedy gar f.irticd on that orange ll waa aa nm'h a tot life waa worth to glre tl to any one of Ihrtn. hat waa I to do? I held It up ril.4. i..ily, eonlly pel-d l, aud at It ni) Sf. It wa moat au.iis.ng n i.o(..e th way thM s lr;.hai.U l'i!ge. ra h llrr and hedl their .li.rrnt ii 1 liy ll.'-.ugl.l v enu red int.. the hurrw.r of lh tbiug " court iiiitllng In a iies1lon n"'V arnl then, and I lie counsel for the prisoner taki.'' up thn i-roHs-exnuiiiiulion, rat-It counsellor attending only to the wit ness wIiom! testiiuoiiy alTi'i'ted his own client. Tint witnesses were brought in without regard to any particular crim inal, all being tried at once. Occa sionally an attorney for one prisoner would "develop" th witness under ex amination in such a manner aa to Injure) the cause of another of the defc mlanta, and then a petty quarrel would cusue between the dllTc rent counsel. CERTAIN BIRDS NOT INJURIOUS. fopalar galleries lUgardlng Some af tba Feathered IrtlM Uw.ipit4. Ir. ('. Hart M. rriam, chief of the division of ornithology of the agri cultural department, baa Intb for aeeral yeara rngagi'd in examining and analysing the content of th) kt'.mai h of hir.ls allowing In arv eral notable Install'-.- ll.ul popular on the corner, grahlicd my friend' watch and ran away with it. He learned thutthe fellow was well known in the neighUirhood a a thief nnd that he had Wen in prison several time. "When my friend catnu to mn to have me try to roU'h the thief And recover bia watch I told him I would do my bet and asked him if he hid not think It would have Immmi better had thla well-known thirf Wen locked up, so that he no r.ii.. n c inula uwn way. He just looked al uiu and smiled, but I know be haa changed hi mind, and that he now believe that any man who ever stole a ahia-striiig , should be Imprisoned for life." I lo way. I We all know the aury of that bright lioy who Answered correctly when Asked how many leg a fly haa, but who had I wen enabled to do It only by catching an Inswt and counting. The Philadelphia Itee.ird give a parallel iristiiii'T; A teacher recently told her acnoiitr to inara tn iimr siaiea the i.i... .......i..,.. ,i... u.i. .t...... Jloman Pumeral. fnim one to twelve. rrr,ain ijri wr wlll, lUuU,.n In ale.llt three ,,,,(.., .,r of the le.v ..... . .... . , .... ,,. ... held tip hi hand igliifllig that he had AC'siuiplislifd th work. "Why, John-' liy," sin. I 1 lie I. a-her, "how ymi muslj have hurrli-d! None of the other schol ar are half donn. Now tell me how you came to finish so quickly," " rop led them from thn rlork on th wall up there," replied Jimmy, with grrat gleo. 1 ONUY A QUESTION Of TIMC. Mow M ! toatb tadeetooa i fsr t !. "That liHl t.ilir aaid tba debt., pleaaatitty. "tlh. yea, ,f iwHir, Well, yow ned hot w.ry a-rt.t that any I aw g., tiling da n to a l (Tl tl'rW " "int " M A hrt.g Inn doing it." u,v '--1 th rrli'or, I r. :. I'. r't ifi,n.J ti,, tb 1 1 "b'.t It . a 1 i g',t t .- Y.eii -. t", r y .J., U- it ii. it- t .ri a " I t ' i t g f a am lin.. . b it i. . I - in g' t it I- - ' '. r .U.. I i,; . ; ,' i . At A teacher' association In Newark tho ot!."r day A rlao of su.sll rhildrrn rrc glin an e.-rcls In photilca. Th tra' her lisxl recrlird rorrrrt an swer to ibvript l"li ahe had given Ihrtn .f lre-, w.eel, rlc . and then thought ah would ili'wr.lie a l.r.4t. " ,at do )oi find running through the w.eets, iteoing ailditSy on the ground, wuh but br ie rt..:.-?' ah a.lod, For longtime th little one wrr qilirl, and Ihrn a I. Hie hand wa raised. t.li, tcsi, what I tho answer?" th tea' I.er q'lcs'iotir l. amilitigly, "Traiti," .id o'it l l.e li'tU wi. 4 Aetaral gaeetlMt. A Cincinnati pafr report, that u,. Agent tif a rbah dealer In thai rlif rwiletl one day on A g.el l.ermaa rill f it t.f th ' Ovrr th l;hin" Uin. t, and K.I. ator-d IomII Ionian it'l.l dayrh.k. "My dear ir." aai.1 Ilia Mir.!...,, "lloala a r. marksl.le rl.e It ll U liot frt.ly I- aii'iful. but it I .wt tl f .11 !,t, l( l I'r 4 i tin r .' t Uy wi-h-,.,i i, .,.,.- , , i i ; I . I 1 , . !..!, 'lays i...t I. i, : ' , !..ill.- "). dot it I a r . i ,. 1, , ,. ji t , H ,.,f , v.il r-.u mi.i .Hi sh1iI ;. I np t,vw an unjust rs ciit ion. Thi ha Iwn found to Im r'. Lilly thn rasn with hawk and on Is. for the alaughtcr of whhh many state give Is.unlle. I'etui'vlvaiii In two y.-ar ge ovrf ;Cn (sijii hawk and owl Unintic. Ls amiiiali.'li of I he stomach t.f thrso bird prove roic 'nsirdy that l T rent of thi lr f-l tat Held ml.-. grs-hopH-r, rri. ket, etc., w hi. h were In finitely in.-re Injurtou t i farm crop) than they. Tho rrow a'.-o I not ao black aa b ha l eU ilutrd by Iha farmera. 1 h chatgea against the rrow wrr that It ate (-orn and d 'royrl the rgt of poultry and wild bird, l.iiiin' ioti of tin r alo'tiach 0Aywe. lln v rt iioiiou ln-.i and y'l.er aniuiuU. and that. Although 'ii tn-r rent, of their f'l i rorn, it I n.etily wa-' rofll. .i keil up In lh fad and wintrr, Thry a rat AM. iH-ftlr, rlcfi,:.sr. bug, flie. tic, will- h do nm ii lUtiiige, In the as of lh king bird, k'.id by Hit' farm, r uu der the iinprri..n that l! ral I, it W fiHind ll.sl he a' i ti' t ilrolic and s.Mr (lie. Whi. h theiHMivra feed OO l-c, and whl' h ib-'rr . I In th day than lh km,' ' .r I ) in A year, 1 h ktigl itd. Ui.n("te, U Ui l- enc..ire.l rslln r l.i 'lghtrl. 1 1.. i u k-. a!o are f n.n t to l rry uvf'll birds In lit ..il,'r . .loin ; mui.ii $ el in 11. ll- s'fu l."U i f in. ta A . tiiii..' t l a bur ' i s.in r.f d uller. 1 i i. I a utiiui t In. i.e. in '!,!. t, r In ..l ...t of I ha V) tx. 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