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HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JULY 16, 1895.
THIRTEENTH YEAR
WEEKLY i0. 646 I
SEMI-WEEKLY N(,S63.J
SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE.
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Union Pacfio Railway-Local card.
No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p. m. daily
except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction
6:20 p m.
No 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15
S. m. Arrives at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except
unday.
East bound, main line arrives at Willows
Junction 1:46 a. m.
. West bound, main line, leaveB ' illows Junc
tion 12:15 a. m.
West bound Portland fast frolKht with pas
tenner coach leaves Willows Junction p:;W p m.
and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a m. Hre
' passengers from the I ranch lay over till 3:15 a
m. and take the fast mall west bound which ar
rives at Portland 7 :S5 a. m. The Dillcs ami
Portland DasBeneer leaveB The Dalles daily at
2:15 p. m. and arrives it Portland 6:30 p.m.
Leaves Hortland 8:00 i. m. daily and arrives at
The Dalles 12:li p. m Thl connects with the
cast bound way treleht with padseiiKer conch
which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. m., arriving
at Willows Junction 6:58 p. m.
OmOIAIi DIRECTORT.
United States Officials.
President Grover Cleveland
Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson
Secetary o( State Hichard 8. Olnei
Secretary of Treasnry John Q. (larlieli
Secretary of Interior Hoke Bmttl
Secretary of War Daniel 8. Lamon!
Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert
Postmaater-General William L. Wi son
Attorney-General J udson Harmon
Seoretary of Agrioiilture J. Sterling llortoi
State of Oregon.
Governor W. P. Lord
Heoretaryof State H. H. Kincald
Treasurer Phil. Metuchnti
HnDt. Public lnntroction W. M I'Win
Af-nanu nMaml C!. M. Irl'amtLii
... ( G. W. McBridi
senators j j
&yEGULATOR A
Reader, iliu juu ever tiute SuHJSiOiio
LlVER REGULATOR, th9 "KING- OF
Liver Medicine3 ? ' ' Everybody needs
:ake a liver remedy. It is a s'.ugg sh or
ii3eased liver that impairs digestion
md causes constipation, when the waste
;hat shou'.d be carried off remains in
hi1 body and poisons the whole system,
'hat dull, heavy feeling is due to a
jrpid liver. Biliousness, Headache,
lalaria and Indigestion are all liver
diseases. Keep the liver active by an
ccas'onaldoseof Simmons Liver Rpg
:!at'r and you'il get rid of these trou
pes, and give tone to the whole pys
im. For a laxative Simmona Live:
emulator is better than Pills.
tea not gripe, nor weaken, but great'.;,
freshes and strengthens.
Kvery jnicl. sf' has tlio Ifod '.
v.iimp on tho" wiitpywr. li
ieilin & Co., Fiiiiadeli.-Iiia,
Thh Fotibth at Elgin Hod. W. B
Ellis, conKreBsmnn from tbis distrio1
whs a passenger on the westbound tri
last evening. He was returring win
Mrs. Ellis and tbeir little sod frm
fclgin, where lie had delivered the or
lion at the reunion of tbe Q. A. R o
the Fourth. The celebration was qui'
an nffair, at least 5,000 people bcii (.
lireseut from points in the Gr.ind R md'
vall-y and surrounding o"uotry. Mr.
Ellis' eloquence is well known and it i
f-afe to sa tbat he did honor to bimsel
and the occusion. Pendleton Tribune
I'OSSll, FOURTH AND BACKS.
The Following Notes o( Interest to Heppner
ites are Front the Journal.
A pair in a hammock
Attempted to kiss,
And in 'ess than a Jiffy
S(m ann aidiA Xau.,1
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Incubators ft Brooderi.
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H. Mitchol
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Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayne
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OHICAUO, ILL.
Tiw Largest ESedilc Cell riilil ihmentin th:. Wviii
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Daie MoAtee aDd wife and her sister,
lias Ivy Swaegart, Frank Ralstnti, Bill
''illard.Tom Khea and wife, Frank JoDea
md others from Heppner took in the
hops. The gentlemen put all tbeir spare
aah on the Heppner horse, ChnmpaRne,
md went home several hundred dollars
!o the good.
One of the best races of tbe meeting
was the half mile dash, free-for-all, purse
S50, on the 5th. The following horses
were entered: Easter Lily, Jaok, Balva
tnry, Champagne, by Otho Ward; Honest
Diok by Diek Hinkle. Champagne got
the start and kept it to the finish, although
Easter Lily gained over a length on him
in the homestretoh and was only beaten
by half a length. Honest Dick was third.
IW. 51 i.
Jeff Neel of Lnne Rook had a wrestling
nnnteat with a man named Lee from the
Heppner neighborhood. and defeated him
Vfterwarda L.e and Jiff Hayes mnp a
iatoh.2 in 3 oaoh-as oatoh oan.for 820
laves won the firnl fall. In the seoond
inui, Lee threw Hayes, bnt could not gel
mth shoulders down, and Hayes sno-
ceded in tnrninB over nn I is face. Lee
idd him down about ten minutes, bu'
onld n t torn him. and bs tbey were
a a 1 I
laving a lot ot tiara wora ior lime
mney, they agreed to pall stakes Bi d
i ill it a draw.
A wrestling matob for $50 a side be
tween Jtff Hayes and a man from Hpo
k me named Watson drew a large orowd
o tbe Armory hHll on tbe afternoon of
h Fourth. Watsoo, who is mnoh
larger and more mnsonlar looking than
(ayes, easily secured thn first fall wilbin
i minute. Tbe little Lone Rnok man
inwever, sueoeedsd In winning tbe last
'wo falls and the match from bis burly
ipponent. Tbe last bout lasted several
niuutes, and both wrestlers appeared
irelty well done up ere Jeff landed tbe
Spokane athlete on bis bips and should
-T. id betting wan light, ana was id
lnlged In ohietly by Lnne Rook parties,
vbngeemed to bedivided upon the merits
f tbe men.
"BR ALLS S AND BREAD.
Intelligence an Important Factor
In the Bake shop.
Tba Staff of Life as Produced by Baker
Is Possessed of But I.lttle Sustain
lug Power A Three-Cent
Luncheon.
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
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Dr. J. H. McLean's Liver and Kidney
Balm is an unfailing remedy for all dis
eases ot tbe Liver, Kidneys or Urinary
Organs. It is a oertaio cure for Dropsy,
Diabetes, Britiht's Disease, Gravel, Kid
ney Weakness, Jnonntioence oi urine,
Bd Wetting in Children, Biliousness,
Liver Complaint and Female Troubles
A trial of tbis great remedy will con
vince you of lis potency. Price $1 00
per bottle.
YOUNG M'lN IN THE MCNATK.
More Nnmeroos Now Than in the Days of
Zarh Chandler.
At the lime that Z.oh Chandler ws
A'! member "f tb seuate be was one
if the youngest members of that body,
Besides having a youthful appearance,
all tba other meo seemed quite old to
htm. On tbe last day of tbe first term
ot Senator Mitchell, ot Oregon, Cbanl
ler and be sat io tbe barber shop sod
cbatted limit events of tbe session, and
Anally Chandler began talking about bis
arlier career.
"Wbeo I went to Detroit," he said,
there were not more than fifty bouses
in the place. Now it has become one of
tbe leading oities of tbe west. Miobigao
a a territory, and we bad some pretty
hard tima tlire, but I stuck to it, and
have bfin ratbr trosful. Why," be
S'Med rather proudly, "I was elected to
the sonata wbeo I was 41 years old."
Ibat's nothing," answered Son a tor
Mitchell, laooulrally.
-Nothing I" eiolalmed Chandler "Well
I po mider it a groat dial to bave bt
rltrtl to lb Unit d Htates senate al 44."
"Wel!,HrepliJ Miloliell, qulel y,
have served sii tsars in Ihe senate and
am not 44 et."
"I glv II op, replied Chandler, "yon
baa Ihe best of me. Tba further weal
a go IbN mora pnh we have "
Honalor Mi'rhell i slill a yonf look
tng man. )et thert la only one man In
Ida oata ho wa a arat'T when h
a first sworo in who haa aervrd Onn
Inuonal. Thai la Honamr Morrill, of
Vermont, Khorman, of Ohio, and Hie
ard. of Nevada, wore m-rnWa of Iba
senate at tbe tuna rVnalor Mudiell was
ele l-l, bit bib have b-ea out. HoaWi
liermao aa ernretary of Iba Iroaaury f ,
inr years, and Hooatitr Huwart i
tears wl.l'a another mas rrprweiile
Nevada. rWnator Miioliell'a Oral tarn
Iwyso la K After serving ell year
be aaa drtoated, a rlnj"irlo leiala
toil having Ijm-u tb'Mwa. Hit years
later ba was again elii, ail has silis
Ucao re al ld.
v Itwpisi fah.
TltMtm im in AmtumB 9t,.tw ll.tA iliAM
hn D.auibofUlti'a (Vinh It-modf la I '"'T
fflv (ivea It iritifies Iha louali DiU
ena and aide ila nrirati i. It a l"
ieena Iha ferily and frij'ltiey of
l-ar lisma r.f runirhirg. and in am a
ldy roe"Vff. 1 hr la a-il lb" leaat
dl ' la ('Vipg lh remedy to rh'l Ifen
n ttrla, eoti'aiti no r Jinns
nt,arr fur Sale by HUiCUOa-JobD
ana Vint Co.
With brains, sir," was the celebrat
ed rejoinder ot Sir Joshua Reynolds to
the question of an inquisitive and prob
ably shallow young painter who asked
him with what he mixed his colors.
Is brains the ingredient that was
left out of the loaves which were ex
hibited at the pure food show? asks
Kate Fields Washington. Four hun
dred competing loaves all fell short of
the standard, if it is reported fairly, it i
is more generous to believe, however,
that the standard has been raised by
an intelligence which means to educate
the community.
In New York a few exclusive bakers
advertise "high-class bread" at high
dass prices; actually it is not too good.
But brams in Boston, joined with broth
erly kindness, have produced bread
which may challenge any competition
unci which is sold to the public in tiny
loaves, perhaps better called long rolls,
at one cent apiece; faultless bread;
sweet as the wheat can make it, but not
sweeter; light and fine and close; ex
quisitely baked in the mild, slow heat
of a brick oveu. This bread, such as
the rich seldom taste, comes daily from
the New England Kitchen for all who
tire so fortunate as to be ablo to send
for it. It is the product of the intelli
gence nnd philanthropy of a society for
the promotion of public health. VVhcn
the kitchen was organized a few years
ago its first six months' working was
supervised by Mrs. Mary Ahcll, who
had taken the Lamb prize for an essay
upon sanitary and economic cooking.
This essay, accompanied by recipes anil
menus for the poorest wage earners, is
among the publications of the Syracuse
public health society.
Troof of the economy and excellence
of the cooking ot the delightful Itoston
Kitchen may be made by anyone who
is hurrying, as I once was, to the Provi
dence depot without time for lunch and
with ideas above a railway station res
taurant. I was provided with a small
paper box. I bought one of the little
ioavea I have just described; it nearly
lillcd the box. For another cent it was
buttered. What else could I carry? I
was offered a slice ot spiced pressed
meat, such as is made very poorly in
some houses and called veal loaf. But
Ihut was not poor, but delicate ana
. ... - i i
savory. It was uatniuy wruppuu m
white paraOine paper, all reuuy u oe
handled neatly. This was also one
cent. Hero was a wholesome, delicate
nnd abundant lunch for three cents. I
thought u( Franklin, opening his career
in Philadelphia with his big Dutch
penny roll, and, like him, I indulged in
some philosophizing. One hundred aud
fifty years of what we can -progreaa
separate us from Frnnltlin. In those
.it-Ufa the era ot liomeuiauo brcua, with
that of homespun clothing, has depart
ed. And htill we hnvu no good public
bread only the chaffy and spongy
l akera louf, overraihed, uudermixed,
deceitful and dear. Poor men cannot
be fed with such bread, and ao they
wash it down with spirits.
We are a great people and we have
ABSOLUTELY PURE
Now, if a doctor can readily
help her condition by giving her
bread pills with a hypnotic sug
gestion, I think it is his duty
to do so, and collect his fee. He might
as well whistle down the north wind as
to make a woman believe tbat exercise
and diet are better than medicine. If
he is overly conscientious and abandons
the case another fellow comes along
and gets it, so the natural temptation
is to cater to a patient's whims."
LONG AND CLOSE RACE.
Two Falling Vessala Vary Hardly Any In
Their Speed from Hons; Koug.
For two sailing vessels to leave a Chi
nese port on the same day, on almost
the same hour, and, after voyaging con
siderably more thau half way round the
world, to reach New York no farther
apart than when they started from
Hong Kong, is an event which, while
not unprecedented, comes not far from
being miraculous. The Tarn o' Shanter
and the Wandering Jew, both of them
American ships, built and owned in the
state of TT,''", htvn lust n-'otmlished
this remarkable teat. The Tam o'
Shanter is of 1,522 tons burden, hails
from Portland, aud has twenty years'
service to her credit. The Wandering
Jew is a Camden vessel 128 tons heavier
than her rival, and has not wandered
about the seas so long by two years.
During the log journey of ninety-eight
days there seemed to be a strange con
spiracy on the part of winds and waves
and currents to keep the two ships in
company. Even when one of the racers
carried away some of her sails, the
other was unable to take advantage of
the accident and haul ahead, for the
squall that did the damage was fol
lowed by a calm. Before the breeze
came again new pinions had been
spread by the temporarily disabled ves
sel, and the contest of speed was re
sumed on equal terms.
1
The newest society "sensation" In St.
Petersburg is an old peasant woman
with a wonderful memory. Her name
Is Irina Andrejewna Fedosova; she is
seventy years of ago, can neither read
nor write, but knows by heart over j
nineteen thousand legends, folksongs
and poems! When she gives a public
recital the scene is a striking one. A
little bent figure appears, hobbles on to
the platform, -aits down on a chair, w ith
hands folded, aud withered face quite
expressionless. Amid a hush of expec
tation she begins to speak; then her
face brightens, her eyes open widely
and sparkle, while her voice growa
clear and penetrating. She looks ten
years younger in her enthusiasm, as
she hulf speaks, liulf sings the legends
of her youth, tales of great wars, old
fairy tales, long-loht tragedies or tender
love stories, while the audience, carried
away by her strange magnetism, listens
the greatest chain of lakes and the big- &ellbound, lnughs and weeps at her
geat rivers and the widest wheat-fields will. She la the "rage" in the Russian
on the gloU", but we are not able to capital, and we bear that two eminent
give the multitude bread until it naa merary men nave written clown a num
Wen turned into carbonic acid gaa for ber of her memory-atom) treasurea
the profit of the bakers. . which they Intend to publish in book
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In fmiilul dnva the lord of the manor ""'"iiu prove a ncn nuu
had the monopoly of the oven; no bread
for the peasant but that which was
DOG WORSHIP IN FRANCE.
The Darling Feta Are Surrounded with
Every Comfort.
A new religion has sprung up in
France that of dog worship. These
darling pets of smart women have a
charming time of it when they are not
being vivisected by brutal scientific
men, as is often the case; for pet dogs,
like refined people, are peculiarly sen
sitive, their nerves as well as their
tastes being ultra-developed. The prize
favorite of his doting mistress is armed
at all points, says the London Graphic.
He has his own tailor, who provides
him with a variety of clothes. lie has
winter coats, summer wraps, mackin
toshes, comforters, pocket handker
chiefs, even respirators. Dogs have
been trMiod to en tlie'r fH-. r1 a
, ..i uuu io tiiiry iiL.u..iaao ovur
their devoted heads. False teeth, too,
can bo provided, and dentists are found
specially prepared to minister to the
canine race. And with all this luxury
the charm of the dog's company will be
destroyed. Artificial and civilized he
will differ nowise from men; and we
all have experienced the value of a dog
who is our friend, who is funny, and
naughty, and mischievous, and frolic
some, and faithful and undtscrimlnat
ing; who loves us when we are unjust
as well as when we are good, who bears
no malice, and never philosophizes, and
lives only for pleasure and to have a
good time, innocently expecting us to
share it with him, and looking to us
confidently for sympathy "that dumb,
inarticulate ecstasy," as Mrs. Browning
says, "which is so affecting love with
out speech." Dogs must be pagans
frank and free; therein lies their worth
as companions for men.
IN ANCIENT
Strikes
EGYPT.
Numerous
for lovers ot folklore.
baked in hiaoven. By the independence
and competition of the laborer wo have
attained the privilege of starving our
selves. Is it not ulinoU lime to awing
A. i
They War I'hfaleally Inferior to Soldiers
of I be I'reeenU
The noDulax tendency to enlarge
back to the public oven, supervised by everything that la far oft and belittle
the beat Intelligence oi the community, tj,at whieh la ao close liy is responsible
nd secured against the greud of com
petition? There U not wanted free
bread to deprave the soul, or sour bread
to deprave the stoma, h, or hlghilaaa
tirrad to suit the rich; but honest
bread, Ot to be called ooce mora the
ataff of Ufa.
PHYSIC WITH YOUR PIE.
Among
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Tba "Food rare" New Wrinkle
!ortor la I eglead.
The "food cure," is a comparatively
Dew Idea, introduced Into Kngland by
aeveral physicians of advan I Idea,
who boldly advanced Hie pniM.iUon
that tliry can euro ordinary human ilia
by dieting and without the use of medi
cine, aav the New York Mail aiid Li
press. They claim that certain f'nxls
contain all the element nc-rsMiry t
effect cures; that they have made up a
list which embrace toniea, febrifuges,
diurrties, and, In f:yt. every iiiodirinul
agent that Is defined in the pluiruuico.
pria. These ficxla are of the aimplest
character, lint the Knglisli !i-tiir do
not dVliwwi them, except t their pa
tients. Tliry say Hint In the course of
ten years thero will tint l" one tlilrd
the medi'-ine used that is used t-j-d e),
and they point out the fact that the
of q ii bine and all antipyrrttc has
decreased In the last flv year to a re
markable degree.
"There is a g'el d"al of common sen so
In the Idea." said a physician who hud
heard of the tiw departure, "and It
may take if doctors generally will go
Into It, but I fear pat.rnta will not.
Well, yuu might convince a
matt that ho wu getting sufficient iron
for hi system when he wu eat-,
Ing beef, or that If he nee-led atarcti he j
could get It from bread Instead of from i
pill, but you eon 1I n't do that with .
woman. They do not reason that way;
I am speaking espri ially of patients
i'.lghlly hvf u'i'idriav-eJ wheal My
il,rr would r -rt m-b trraifkfnt trn
Bwi'aVdy ; but. a a fner! tL;rf, yn
ran apply lha rule to all womankind.
"Advice as it eterelse or diet I gen.
ernllv 1-r.l. Th everf woman w si
lot iV-t'i T i I If I U rv 1
gr-N-abl" V I ti i it is . t e. i i-
IMt, tl I !,T. i-.i' C',t 4 114.11 It
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for the opinion that the men of tho
present time ore degenerate reduction
of the a men of medieval times, who
were gianta elnd in Iron and withj
muscles of steel. The Paris Fignro
thus shows the absurdity of this .
opinion:
(lur learned physiologists, after hav
ing measured hundred of hkeletons,
testify that the men of our time are
from one to two centimeters taller thau
the men of the middle age.
We posses their war garments, and
It turns out that we apM-nr not only to
have grown taller since the time when ,
these were, itiunufueltired. but our
shoulder could never fit Into the steel
corslet of our a-calli'd athletic fore- J
father.
The superintendent fit thi museum
under the Second empire, wishing to
put on the armor of Kraneis lv the
largest of all in the Museum of Artillery,
waa uiiahln to do o. It was loo small
for hliu. though he was hi no sense a
a giant.
And here I another raninple. In
hull wrhiti'l. recently, on the occasion
of a gymnastic tournament, Ihe young
men, wi .hlng to close the festivities by
a procession with historical eistuines,
borrowed the arm and armor of the
arsenal.
Hut it la esldent that Iheir ancestor,
tropic of little foresight, never thought
of their grandchildren, and these
grandchildren were unable to put on
the armor. It was W small for them.
So much for the stalura of our an-ccst'C-
A to their aupposed strength,
we have no pref beyond the weight of
the equipment of the nieti-of arms.
Hut tho harries of the kulghl was
very much lighter than ba cmunoiily
Wn upred. According to one of
the ra.jl"if ur of the Museum of Ar
tillery Ihe weight of the complete)
armor did not. a a rule, ascent fifty
pound, and Inasmuch a tb's who
wore it wrrv Lorsemrn. It the
hire that bad to hr tbe greet prt
of the fatigue.
Said to Have Ileen
Along the Itlvi r Nile.
The reporter of the time of Rameses
IX. does not take note ot the walking
delegate, though strikes were numerous
then among the Thcban workmen. Aa
laborera were jiaid In food, the con
tractors were often behindhand with
their supplies. Lrwin writes that "It is
oneof the acknowledged characteristics
of modern Egypt that payments can
never be made without delays; so also
in old Kgypt, the same routine seems to
have been followed out with reapect to
payments in kind." To build or keep
the totnlrn and monuments of tho dead
in good order must have required a
vest number of workmen. If they were
not paid and were aturvlng, familiar
ity with the mortal remains of the
great, and tho proicrty stored away
in mummy cases, had made these work
men indifferent to tho idea of there
being any peculiar kind of sacrilege
in committing roblicry. That explains,
so think many authorities, why so many
tombs huvo been rilled. Probably for
that reason were built Uiom vast
masses of stone, with narrow passagca,
ao as to guard an entrance from thieves.
But precautions extending over thou
sands of years are impossible. If the
thief of one generation was foiled, hi
descendants were more enterprising or
expert, or, may lie, curious. Bearing
thi In mind, tlio more re murltahle are
the recent finds made by M. do Morgan,
at Dachounr.
FOR AN UNSPOKEN SPEECH.
The Irish Tatrlnt Jailed for Wards Da
Miln't aa.
A member of tho Land league waa
sent from Dublin to a certain district to
get up a meeting and make a apeech,
aay a foreign exchange.
On reaching the town where the
meeting waa to tie held, the speech
muUcr met a friend, and, both being
genial fellow, they retired to a publlo
house and bad something. Then they
began talking over old-time rern
inUeenees, and the first thing the land
leaguer knew was that the attendant
hail coins In to lli'ht the lamp.
"(Ircat goodness!" he said, "I waa
sent down from Dublin to get up a
meeting here, and now It tw late."
Oh, well, it doesn't matter," aaid the
other.
"Ye, but it doe matter," aald the
orgaiiiw r, "I have to report to my au
pcrior that the meeting waa held."
"Oh, that all right." said hi friend.
"Here, you write out a ieech and I
will send it to the local papers, who will
print It Just as If the meeting wa held,
then the tolas in Dublin won't know
Ihe difference."
This was iil'kly done, ami the
speech that was never delivered ap
peared Ihe next day in tho iier.
The fun of the thing come In over
the fact that the leaguer wa arreated
and wa sentenced to four month In
Jllll for a speech I hut he never delivered,
st a meet " ' held.
llrMt nslurn I very prevalent
ane'i wo.te-u. aid esjietr aii among
u, i .1 of nn wort.,
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4 Ntlaral leipslt.
A rnrlou iory cornea from Vienna.
young man. ihe representative of 4
fiimiru firm, who carried a large sum
.f money with him, ienl the night at
i hotel at Presbiirg. According to hla
usual custom, ho remained some time
smoking in bed. .suddenly the burn
ing cigar f. II to the Boor. II bent
over to extinguish It, hen he u a
hand project from under Ihe bed and
put out the Ore. It made him very un
comfortable, and he lay f fifteen mln
utn Ibltiku g. Then h aaul. aloud'
"How vi ryoil l It It.! 1 n.u-.l g t ttf
In (." Jumplnt? cut of bed. be rui
to iha dw, tfnri II and screamed
'.r ! I" atel hc fil.' ev- esifhU
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