PAPER OFFICIAL I FREQUENT AND CONSTANT MY S'JCCESS Is owing to my liberality in ad vertising. Robert Bonner. Advertising brought me all own, A. T. Stewart. iiiliiil.iiiiiiiiliiil'liliiii'iviil'itKiiilwiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiin miuiiii iWMilil.iaillie.IKMi THIRTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JULY 2, 1895. WEEKLY NO. 644 I SEMI-WEEKLY Nr. 349. J or -v SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. FUBL1SHKD Tuesdays and Fridays BY TflE JPATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, - Editor A. W. PATTERSON, Business Manager At $3.60 per year, $1.25 fur six months, 75 eta. tor three mourns. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIS PAPER is kept on file at E. C. Wake's Advertising Agency, 64 and 85 Merohants Exohangs, Ban Francisco, California, where cou raota or advertising can be made tor it. Union Pagfic Railway-Local card. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 8:80 p. m. daily except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction 6:20 p. m. No. 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15 S. m. Arrives at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except unday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction 1:46 a. m. West bound, main line, leaves illows Junc tion 12:15 a. m. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:38 p. m. and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a m. Here passengers from the lranch lay over till 3:15 a. m. and take the fast mall west bound which ar rives at Portland 7:25 a. m. The Dalles and Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at 2:15 n. m. and arrives it Portland 6:30 p.m. Leaves Portland 8:00 . m. daily and arrives at The Dalles 12:15 p. m. inn connects witn tne east bound wav freight with passenger conch which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. m arriving at willows Junction 6:58 p. m. Reader, did you ever take Simmons Liver Regulator, the "King of Liver Medicines ? ' ' Everybody needs take a liver remedy. It is a sluggish or diseased liver that impairs digestion and causes constipation, when the waste that should be carried off remains in the body and poisons the whole system. That dull, heavy feeling is due to a torpid liver. Biliousness, Headache, Malaria and Indigestion are all liver diseases. Keep the liver active by an occasional dose of Simmons Liver Reg ulator and you'll get rid of these trou bles, and give tone to the whole sys tem. For a laxative Simmons Liver Regulator is better than Pills. It does not gripe, nor weaken, but greatly refreshes and strengthens. livery package has the Jlo.A 7. stamp on tlio, wrapper. J. H. Zeiiin & Co., Philadelphia. Might be a Good Thing. A number of Pendleton men who are blessed with wives, says the Tribune, baye made ar rangements to procure what is known as a "speoial lioense for traveling." It reads: "This is to oertify that my bos band may with my free and full oonsent drink as much as he likes and enjoy the society of any lady while away from home. I want him to enjoy life while he lives as he will be a long time dead." Said license to be void unless accom panied by the wife's bona fide signa ture. Now such an arrangement as this might be a good thing in Heppner, es pecially when the husband sends the wife and family away tor a two month's outing at the springs, seaside or mountains. The bloomer girl upon her wheel ' Confuses one and all ; They l"ok an Instant in her face And then their glances fall. OrPICIAIj DISEOTOETT. United States Officials. President G rover Cleveland Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson Beoretary of Htate Richard 8. Olney Secretary of Treasnry Jshn G. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel B. Ijaniont Seoretaryof Navy ..Hilary A. Herbert Postinaeter-General William lj. Wi'son Attorney-General J udson Harmon Secretary of Aarinnlture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor.... ...W. P: Lord Secretary of State H. K. Kincaid Treasurer Phil. Metechan Bnpt. Putilio Instruction G. M Irwin Attorney General 0. M. Id'eman ( G. W. MoBride wsnaior. j j, H. Mitchell fk; ( Hinger Hermann Congressmen i i w k. Ellis Printer ,--JVH' Leed' I R. B. B an. Supreme Judges F. A. Moore, f C. E. Wolverton Seventh Judicial District. Ctrenit Judge W. L. Bradshaw Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayue Morrow County Officials. joint Bnnator... ... - A. y,ow?,, UflpresentatWe. J-p. Bnnthhy toonty Judge ,,.,ll.n Keithli " Commissioners J. K. Howard J. M. Baker. , " Clerk .T.W.Morrow " Bheriff G. W. Harrington " Treaenrer Frank William Asor J. f. Willi. Hnnwnp . Geo. Lord ' School Hup't Anna Halsiger " Coroner T.W.Ayers.Jr BEPPKEB TOWS OmOKBS. vnyor Thus. Morgan CninrllmeH O. K. Farnsworth. M. IJotitenthal, Otis Patterson, T. W.Aysrs.Jr.. 8. 8. Horner, E. J. Blocnm. Reorder .F. J. Hal ork r..nr E. L. Frelad Marshal A. A. lloberU Precinct Offleer. Jneticeof ths Feme ..E. L. Freeland tkm.table N. . Whetstone United States Und Officers. THS DALLES, OB. J. F. Moor Register A.8. lliggs KeoeiTer LA OBAKDB, OB. B.F. Wilson Register l.U. Robbins Receiver Now is the time to get tbe Weekly Oregonian, the greatest newspaper of the West. With the Gazette, both strict ly in advance, for one year, $8. No better combination of newspapers oao be made o the state, liesitfes we win give as a premium an additional journal, tbe Web foot Planter, an agricultcral paper. Come in now and subscribe. OXCBXT BOCIITIEB. KAWUNS POST, NO. IL O. A. B. Meets at Lexington, Or., ths last Saturday of ach month. All veteran srs Invited in Join, :-C. Hoon. Ubo. W.Hhith Adjutant, tt Commander. LUMBER! 1TTI HA VI FOR HAL ALL KIND OF VH V dn id Lntnher. isniilesol Heppner, al wnal is known as in 000177 SAWMIZiXi. PER 1.000 FIKT, ROl'UH, " " " CLIAR, I ( ou - 17 60 IF pruvERrn i heifner, b OU par l.uii leet eiMIUnnal. WILL ADO The abort quotations sre strictly for Cash. U HAMILTON. Prop. Katlonai BauK m Heppner. rCMLAMD. ED. Preelseat. BIXIIOF. Caekler. TEUSSACTS A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS CHEOKEH PAYS if you use the Petatnm I Incubators tt Druoacri. i Make money while I others are wasting I time bv old processes. CataioeteiisanaDoui it.anddescribes every article needed lor me poultry business. e THE OWEN ELECTRIC REIT IS lm la I Trad9 Mark Dr. A. Owen FOR MEN AND WOMEN time during working hours or Bleep, and WILL POSITIVELY CURE ' .-am, HHETJM ATISM The "ERIE" mechanically the best wneci. rrciLicsi muuci. We are Pacific Coast Airents. Bicvcle cata logue, mailed free, gives fid! dMi-lnftnn ntlm etc . AOF.NTS WASTED. PETALUTIA IHCUBATOR CO.,Pctalnma,CaL Branch House, 331 8 Main St., Los Angeles. PERFORMING GOATS. Mr. Matthew Tells llow He Trained th Bearded Acrobats. Piebald horses who have learned the multiplication tables; sportive dogs who can play cards; pugilistic kanger 00s who can box in a most scientific manner; mice and fleas who can draw the chariot to which they are harnessed these and a dozen other animal per formances we are used to and meet with at frequent intervals. But it must be admitted that goats who can per form gymnastic tricks, dance a tight rope, leap nurcues in a circus norse fashion, play see-saw, walk on a ball, and feel quite at home on a rolling barrel, are a novelty and are worth seeing. I intimated that I should like to be introduced to Prof. Matthews, the trainer and owner of these wonderful goats at the London Aquarium, and in due course the professor was introduced to me. I found him to be very affable, and he was by no means dismayed when I informed him that whatever he told me would be taken down in writ ing and might be used in evidence against him. Don't call me professor, please. I prefer plain Mr., only professor looks better on the bills." "Very well, Mr. Matthews, I will re member that. Will you tell me what countryman you are?" I'm an American; but 1 have trav eled all over the world with perform' ing animals, horses and ponies, dogs and others, but now I keep to goats." "Why?" I asked. The latent nnd nnlv .nienttfln ,.i,.i "uecause I am aione. 1 nave no op' Electric Belt made, for peneral use, producing position. Althoufc h goats are very in irX'XJ. telligent animals they are very diffi iiueu ram mquaiuiiy ouu power, una applied I cull. 10 mua, uuu mere urc njicuiu tpanypartof thebody. It can be worn at any reasons airainst their Dublic aDDearance in places of amusement. But I have adopted a system of deodorization which I find most effective and which is en CUnulX'ViY . tirely my own secret." ?J'.e Til.lliK inru "Tin vnn have miip.h trouble to train y-f yim . v"V.'. m. n As SHE TOOK THE BID. 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"Yes, it requires a lot of patience and perseverance. 1 use just tne same things when practicing as I do on the stage. I find this is the only way. You saw them all standing on tubs? Once I thought it would be better and more convenient if I had tin cans made. They would be lighter and more easy FACTS ! ; y FACTS J T CAN BfY li'i.00 worth of dry (roods and groceiles and then have enouich left out of f lQQ.OA to purchase a No. 1 Crescent Bicycle. This is 1 first-class machine. Why then pay 1100.00 for a bicycle that will give no better service t CRESCENT "Hoorcher," welxlit 20 pounds, only I'fl. Ladies' and Gents' roadsters all the way from IO to 7'i. "Boys' Junior," only I n with pneumatic tire a good machine. "Our Special," Men's M; ladles', I A ADDRESS WESTERN WHEEL WORKS. CHICAGO AND NEW YORK, THE PlTTERSON I'll CO. Heppner, On-goo, Apnlt for . KORROW AND GRANT Counties. x 1 . II 1 BILLY WALK1SU OK -A BALL. THE INTER OCEAN -IS THK- OOLLKCTION.S MU 00 FtTorabU Tanna. 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Tttf? ftra OcrN i mt-t jM't r 11 c"tc'n Tir t At cnTrcut il T H i At I l.. t.i' i ..I Ai.H . i1 At I I, i I k Ainf.io tt ; u U itl 'i.i.u tAl kl.WtlN tilA AMT l-A.n H I AW IMLrf I ). H U I. :mr4 Ulilhi sni rf l nt kid I. l 4 I Hf il ut to pack. Well, I had them made and painted very nicely, and thought I had achieved a frreut hiicccsh. I was very proud of thi-in. When the curtain roue and the trout mounted on to the bot toms of the cans, they yielded under their feet with the noise which tin niuUcs, and the goaU leaped off just if they had been shot. 1 lie people luutflicd, thought it waa partof the per formance. Ilut It waa no lntr'hiiifr mat ter to me. I trit'd them over ami over apnin, but it waa nouse. They wouldn't aland htill, and I had to irive up the performance that night." "I suppose you find the ladies the Nanny trouta more tractable thua the bearded ifrutlnmui? "Oh, d.-nr, no," aaid Mr. Matthewa, with a smile. "I euti t nothing at all with tht'in. All my performera are Ilillipa. The Nannica are too frolic aume. I ran uo nolliliiK whatever wltb them." "How do yon train thene if(iaUT Do you use the whip?" "No, I m-TiT u v the whip at all. I carry one in my hand on the stiitfe, but It la a mere form. The front are all trained with the 'ltinie' a kind of bridle. They are taught Just one trick at the time, and their reward for cor- rwt rxTformance la a 'f'd.' li takra alxmt rltflitem niontha to train them prrfectly, and thy live aliout twelve year. " hat no you feed thm on "Tbey have hay moriiiiiir and even In?, and at midday they have a mixture, and I always manntffl to keep them lo good roliditiou." "(hily one mora quralion. I! ym have to keep tnllintr the (Toal what Ut do lo you talk to themT' "So. They know Just what to do, ind they thrrmgh their perform' aneea as a matter of course, if they are In the rli'ht humor for It. ilut they are regular trade unionUta. If the blaek fellow doea hot fori Inclined to work - If he (fieaoff lnt the corner sulk ln(f, then 1 know I am B'nng in have trouble-. He la on atrikr. and the oth' rra w.iti'l work. Hat I ffenerally man aire to tret Llm into tf'nol humor, and thi n ail (for Well." Then Mr. Matthew aaid food tilifht. and hurried off to keep an eii(?(fmerit Ui amtiaa the ptle at the eal and of London.-Call Mail Rwlfl. A Charitably Inclined Toons; Makes a Good HauL A good woman whose heart is Bet upon raising money for charity is not easily turned from her purpose. Such a woman, according to the New York Herald, was on a steamer from Liver pool last summer. Most of her pocket money she is represented as a million aire's daughter is devoted to the East Side mission, and in addition she spends much of her leisure in crochet ing wonderful and useless things, which she persuades her wealthy friends and admirers to buy at fabulous prices for the benefit of the poor. Un the steamer she did little else but crochet things and then sell them ex cept that she spent considerable time in filling a diary. Some of the friends whom she had inveigled into buying fancy work fell into the trick of laugh ing at her about her diary, and finally entered into a little conspiracy. L say, now, Miss Blank," said one. 'we have decided to strike. We are not going to help your tenement-house heathens another cent's worth unless you sell us your diary. How much will you take for it?" How much will you give?" asked the girl, after a little reflection. The man offered five dollars. That was too little, the young lady declared, and finally, one thing leading to an other, she put the precious volume ur at auction. The gentlemen, nevei dreaming that she could be in earnest, piled bid upon bid, till the price stood at sixty-five dollars. It is yours, Mr. Jones," said the girl; "but remember my ter,ais are spot cash, and you must let me muKO a copy ol it." The laugh was on Jones, and his companions forced him to pay the money on the spot. Miss Blank deliv ered the diary, and of course there was nothing for the joker to do but to r turn it unopened, with his compll ments. NEW FOOD FOR WILD FOWL. n Eipurlment with Chinese Plants oi Columbia Slouch Lakes. The carp having played havoc with the wapatoes in the sloughs and ponds on Sauvies island, on which the ducks, geese and swan used to feed, Mr, Ueedcr, of Reeder's Landing, has se cured a lot of Chinese wapatoes, which he will plant as an experiment, and, if they do well, will try to introduce them in the lakes, etc., says the Port land Oregonian. The Chinese here consume a great many wapatoes, and also bring over from China many which are of a different species, being largei and rounder, The only iinorovemcnl they will be on the native kind is that they are too large for a carp to Bwallow, while the ducks, etc., can perhaps bite them in piocesand swallow them. Several efforts have been made to introduce plants on the island which might attract the waterfowl and take the place of the wapatoes and widgeon weed, but all such attempts have proved failures. Wild rice by the sack has been brought irotn V isconsin and sowed here; the needs of the wild celery, which gives flavor to the cun- vasbacks of the Potomac and the Chesapeake, have been sown, and the seeds of the "wokus," on which ducks fatten at the Klamath lakes, have been planted; but none of them flourished. The June Hhc of the Columbia is a very different thing from what any of these plants have been accustomed to, and covers them with several feet ef water, juat at the time when they should be making their growth. If soinethini cannot be done to preserve the nutiv plants on which the ducks, geeae, and swan feed the next generation wilt have no wildfowl ahootinir on the Sauvies laland. TWO STAUES HELD BP. Near Same Place as Three Previous Hold- Cps-H. V. Gates Also a Victim. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report 1P1 Absolutely pure HAD TO SEt THE BALL GAME. Philadelphia Lawj.r Who Refused te llr.ak an Encashment. A lawyer with his client called one day at the office of a gentleman who in considered to be one of the leading men of the Philadelphia bar. The lawyers had an important caae and he wanted to take the legal big gun In aa adviaer, aays the Philadtl phia Times. He explained hia bunl neas and aaid he and his client would be, back In the afternoon "I won't be here then," aaid tin legal giant. "I have an engagement at three o'clock, and I won't be here after that hour." "Hut there la a Ave thou tand dollar fee in this for you," ex plained the younger lawyer. "Can't help It; I won't be here. You will have to come to-morrow." "Ilut my client can't come to-mor row." "Well, I can l break my engage ment " aaid the senior. After aotiie furth talk it waa agreed that a meet ing be held that night. That after natn, having nothing rlae to do, the young lawyer and hia client went to a 111 game. The Urat man they saw in aide the grounds waa the great lawyer who waa hurrahing for the "Phi) lira with all the vigor of his lungs. I lia waa his Important engagement. Nead leaa to aay the lawyer s practice, nets him enough money each year to in a a him independent. Ashland, Or., June 28 Tha lone highwayman, who has been industriously plying his voodtion on the stage route from Auer, Gal., to Klamath Falls, just over the Oregon line, in a series of rob beries, now has five hold-ups to t ia oredit zecuted during the past three months, having made a double-play last night, robbing botb tbe east and west bound stages. The east-bnnnd stage left Ager in tbe tfternoon at the usual time, and when tbe I rivers were changed at Klamath hot springs it waa 9 ;20 o'clook, and a show r of rsiu bad fallen. One passenger was hoard, H. V. Gates, pres dent of tbe Heppner Light and Water oompany aud member of the Oregon legislature from Vfshington oounty, who was boun I for Klamath Falls on business. Notbiuu Happened until tbe stage bad climbed a ug and tortuous grade, and whs nearly i mile beyond, when, at a quarter to 1 'clock, a command came from bebiud a i ree at the aide of tbe road to halt and throw out tbe mail sacks. Tbe robber lid not aak fur tbe express box, showing hat he knew of Wells-Fargo having re onty withdrawn their service over tbe road. The driver and the passenger were or dered oat and the passenger instructed to cut open the mail sacks. Gates said he had no knife, but was furnished one by 'be driver, who stood at the horses' beads while the maker of Oregon's laws violated them by emptying themail-bng. During the time the robber kept iu tbe shadow of a tree. Tbe passenger and tbe driver then turned their pockets inside out sod were marched 40 feet np tbe road, while he robber remained and went through he mail. Tbey were then ordered baok to load up the stage. After the robber had put oat the stage oandle and retired under his tree, the passenger and driver were ordered to re main with tbe stage until tbe down stage oame. JJaring tne Hour ana a nan inter vening tbe robber swapped stories aud okea with the driver and the passenger uid remarked that Le made a poor haul might. When tbe down stage oame along il vas baited within tbtee feet of the other stage, and the same procedure gone through with. There were no pasaengeis in tbe second stage. Tbe robber bad a hAr8o close at bend, bat seeuirfd to have no confederate, lie wore a olotb mask and talked without any attempt to dis guise himself. He was of medium height. tie was careful to keep out of light, though, it is aaid, he could have been hot several times if the passenger or driver bad a pistol. Only 3 wee secured from 0te and 10 cents from the driver. There is no doubt that all the recent robberies, of thia stage were committed by tbe same man, who Is certainly a resident of that section. Tbe coiidtry aurrouudingis wild, with settlements lar between, and peculiarly adapted to the escape of highwaymen, though heavily timbered and a rocky country. Amateur detectives have worked on the case sometime, bill so far have teen on able to obtain strong enough evidence to eonneot the man whom they suspect with Iheorimee. The stage route from Ager to Kts nath Falls ie 66 miles long and pa. sea through a country that has been the scene of many murders and robberies in the past. A e-riee of rohberiee several years ago re- lilted In Wvlle Fargo withdrawing their express business from it. They re-established the service to Klamath Falla again, bat repeated robberies daring the past few months resulted in their with drawal again and the last express went over the road Jane 15. Officers of the oompany say they will never do business oyer it again. The story of this hold-op was heard with considerable interest in Heppner wbere everyone knows H. V. Gates. However, there were seversl different theories presented Some thought it probably true, others thought it another, one of Gates' Klamath Falls stories, sim ilar to tbe frog and snake story, which made bim famous, and bad the driver lot the S3 Hnd Gates 10 cents, there are Htill some ofiers who might have thought bim one of the robbers' pals. Bat we will give Mr. Gates tbe benefit of the doubt, and congratulate bim on getting away with his life and nc t losing more than he did. A ftaateaee af the feerase. In a very Interesting article, "The Wives of KiniiH ut Malesmen," In th Woman at Home, we read of a romanc connected with the nmrrlugn of tl rireM-nt Itiaroiila icl mercltlotieui of halUliory, A judge 'e daughter was n cottniilered a ailfliclent mated f.,r the aon of a triar'iuia. 1 he late Iord Snlia bury trl-d to prevent the match, but Be hia aon, then I -on I Lobert Cecil, wa peraikUht, lie ao far relented B to make trma. Theoe were that Ird llobert should undertake not to see or citiimtini'aie with MUa Aldrrwm for an entlr year. 1 he young lover st.l j the t't, and at the elm of the year he obtained hia father' roniwrit; but the marriuia, white rvinliftulng tile allow arw of ais hundred pound a year, de clined to ricrrBM IL N run tlw alorr; and It has tweu aaid that the lie riiy of Uuiiig eoiutUitug for hi ou euptna-t Bav have aaateUal Ui iUm,l4l tlm rwL1 e tJi Whooping Cough. There is no danger from this disease when Chamberlain's Oougb Remedy is freely given It liquefies tbe tough mu cin and aids its expeotorstion . It also lessens tbe severity end frequency ol paroxysms of coughing, aud insures a speedy reoovery. There is not the least danger in giving the remedy to children babies, aa it oontains no injurious suba'ance- For gun Drug Co, sale by Blooum-Jobn- THE FUTURE OF CHINA. John Will Now Rapidly Fall In with the Latest Industrial Methods. The Chinese have a grand old litera ture and philosophic books by the side of which Plato and the Memora bilia of Socrates seem mere bro chures. The Chiuese are essentially a literary and aesthetic people, although they, too, can boast of many campaigns and architectural monuments. Their public buildings in brick are few, but those in mud still fill us with admira tion. Their tradit ions are wholly op posed to ours. Their truditions are very old, very theoretical. llurharoiiH traditions, grown up in the rough practice of life, are more easily displaced than those which have their roots imbedded in an ancient but ever green philosophical literature. Hut when the public examinations, on which succesM in life depends, shall cease, no matter by what blow, to con fine themselves to Chinese classics ulone, then gentleman John will be come as luborloua, docile and enterpris tig in modern war and finance and policy, and military and Industrie methods and training, as humble coolie Jill in already is in hliopkcepiug in San Francisco and Australia and the Straits. Then we shall have to look out. Dr. J. II. McLean's Liver and Kidney Balm is an nnfalMng remedy for all dis eases of the Liver, Kidneys or Urinary Orgsne. Tt is a certain out forDronv, Dl alleles, liright's Dieeaaa, Gravel. Kid nev Weakness, Incontinence of Urine. Red Wetting (n Children, Uilionneas, Liver Complaint and Female Tmnblei. 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