i'M i 1 1 nriiiii in 1 1 in iiiiii i t M i it 1 1 i ijiittniira I j ! The persistent vooin lover f v Is the one who gets the maid ; I iod the constant advertiser - Gets the cream of all the trade. ,iiiiiiiii i m i 1 1 m 1 1 1 1 1 i n 1 1 m i 1 1 1 j i i in i i t i iiin i it mi i nii OFFICIAL PAPER i iiini i m i in i i mm nm i in Him,,,,. j The man who tries to advertise I With printer's ink consistent, I One word must learn nor froi it turn, 1 And that one word's persistent z III II IIIIIIIIII IMIiiiMiiiiiKiMIII JIIIICHIIU THIRTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, MAY 7, 1895. WEEKLY NO. 636. J 8EMI-WEEKLY NO. 333.1 SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS. PATTERSON, A. W. PATTERSON, Editor Business Manager At $2.50 per year, $1.25 for six months, 75 eta. lor three moucne. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The "BAO-L3, " of Long Creek, Grant County, Oregon, is published by the same com pany every Friday morning. Subscription price, tf'2 per year. For advertising rates, address OI3.IiT Xj. PJLTTEBSOIT, Editor and Manager, Long Creek, Oregou, or "Uazette," Heppuer, Oregon. THIS PAPKB is kept on file at E. C. Dake'e Advertising Agftnoy, (U and 65 Merchants ifixchangs, San Francisco, California, where con tacts for advertising can be made for it. Union Paofig railway-local card. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p, m. daily except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction 6:20 p m. " No. 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15 p. m. Arrives at Hoppner 10 p. m. daily except Sn nday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction 1:41) a. m. tinn 12:15 a. in. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:3$ p. in. and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a. m. Here passengers from the branch lay over till 3:15 a. m. and take the fast mall west bound which ar rives at Portland 7:25 a. m. The Dalles and Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at 2:15 p. in. and arrives 'it Portland 6:30 p.m. Leaves Portland 8:00 . m. daily and arrives at The Dalles 12:15 p. m. This connects with the east bound way freight with passenger couch which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. m., arriving at Willows Junction 6:58 p. m. OFriCIAL DIEECTOET. United States Offlelals. President G rover Cleveland Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson Seo-etary of Htate Walter Q Greshara Secretary of Treasury John G. ('arlitde Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Seorelary of War Daniel S. Irfmiont Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert PoslinaHter-Heneral William L. Wi son Attorney-General Kichard 8. Olney Suoretaryof Agriculture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor W. P. Lord Secretary of State H. I!. Kincnld Treasurer Phil. Metechan S"it. Public Instruction G. M Irwin Attorney General C. M. IdVman ., ( G. W. McHride H"tni U. H. Mitchell Congressmen w K Eni Printer.. W. H. Leeds ( It. S. It n, buprame Judges....' .' K. A. MiKire, f C. K. Wolverton Seventh Jndlelal KlMtrlct. Circnit .Indge : W. h. Brartshaw I'roMcutina' Attorney A. A. Jajne Morrow County Olilcials. joint Senator A. W. Onwan ltepreS'ntative J. S. Il.mthhy i i.nntv Judite Julius Keithli 1 Commissioners J. It. Howard J.M. Baker. " CWIr J.W.Morrow " Sheriff Q. W. iUrnnston " Treasurer Frnnk Gilliam AfMMwftor J. r. Willi Snrreyor.. (loo. I,nrii SMiool Sup't Anna Hslsitf.r '' Coroner T. W. Ayer, J r iir.rrsta town orncras. "vol Thos. Mnrirsn C MinciltneM O. K. Fanisw.irth. M. l.lohuMith!. Otis Put torn-.n, T. W. Aysra, Jr., H. S. Ilurner, K. J. Ulocum. I nitler F. J. Halloclr Tiinr K. L Krwlatul Marshal N. B. Whetstone Prwinrt Officer. J notice of th Peso E. L. FreMand ( onstslil N. B. WheUtun Called State hand OBI fori. TBI DALLES). OS. I. P. Moor 1t.-itr A.B. Ulilt ItaoWTur t OK1XOI, Ol, M.F, Wilm ItiHtl.t-r J. 11. Kobtmis Itweiver sxsnrr aoczexxxs. KAWLIYS POHT, NO. lb G. A. B. MtetLiin-lm. (h, th Uat HatunUy of -c-h month, ill vtnui er Invited in Join. C C. !, (im W. Hhitii. Adjutant, tf CouiaiutiWr. LUMBER! tin Have for hamc am, nsrw or c dmwil l.uint-r, 1 mile of Hoppner, at what U known u in BOOTT MAWMILiIj. I'll I.OuO FEET. Kol'GH, -" " - (LI AH, . HOW - 17 su T t fiFIJVFRFIl IS HFPPSFR, WIIX ADD m. t-i.w rr i.uuu . semi muu. L HAMILTON. Prop. O.A lliMtlllliili.MAii'ur KailGnai Banic ol Mwi wn. rFNtAxn. r.i. r mmiop. I'rr.ld.st. rtlr. TRANSACTS A GEXCR.ll RANKING DLINES COLM;CriONrt MifU 10 Fortil Tmi. EXCHANGE I OIT.HT Jl SOU) iiiitni;'. tf onr.rioN M1!n!H!!li!V?l!n!?1l!!1fW!!!J4 - r r'- im, kf 4 ,,. r r (- i. J S t4( r,tt, in M.., 11 i.l.i' t f f ..4 - ! I . CkTf.Af. "J b!.ili..fc.ii i, M. ,i,, j. 7' tivt(i9 vnawf 3. ' - E. McNEILL, Receiver. TO GIVES THE CHOICE Of Two Transcontinental GREAT UNION PACIFIC RY. NORTHERN Ry. VIA VIA Spokane Denver OMAHA MINNEAPOLIS St. Paul Kansas City LOW RATES TO ALL EASTERN CITIES. Ocean Steamers Leave Portland Every 5 Days For SAN FRANCISCO. For full details oall on O. R. & N. Ag nt at Heppner, tr address . W. H. HUBLBURT, Geo. Phsh. Agt. Portland. Obeqon. QUZOIX TIME I San. Ironoisiioo lad all points In California, via th ML, Shasta route of th Southern Pacific Co. Th great hiahway through California to all points Kant and South. Grand Scenic Hout of the Pacilio I'oasl, Pullman Hnflet Sleipn, Beoond-olasa Sleepers Attanlied to exprem train, arlording snpenor acooinmodations for second-claM paosenger. For rate, tickets, sleeping oar reservation, eto. call npon ormldrnM H. k'dKIl I.KK, Manager, E. P. ROGERS, Asst )en. F. P. Agt, Portland, Oregon IF YOU WANT INFORMATION ABOUT Afi'lr.. ktl'-r or c.r1 to Tnr. pnmi tLAini nrT, I0HN WEOOERUURN, MsnsqinJ Attornn, l'.O.Uu4. WAblll.NQlU.N.D.C. vrr,IOKS 1'iUX.n.KKO row SOLDIERS, WIDOWS, CHILDREN, PARI NTS. A Isn, f '.r Koirlirr. .nrt Sulloni rttwhlrrt In th line n mil In th malar Annrr N r alnrr th" wsr 'urvlvor. nf it, . Indian mnr lKI'i I i .nil lli. Ir l.l,s. rnmM. (ild.'i.i n-'.-.'t.-.l ij.tms I SHwUltv. 1 tmuMnili rntlllrd to hlytter r.tri. Amiit for nw laws. Xa casrg fur 4vl.. Kvlu TH thnmb ! tn tinfu'llrf I Mo dltf-i trng via. pmt eor'try And ItftniirM, I liit t iifd h htiuit.ir4 1 JI' Umn.biK tbtMj Ol 4 r.c wt Mm btithr ftoiiny, K"ib 'f lli Ui i In Id b"t titan or uMiit aita f. t p.oi ib n.v ! in ti f n nia-tc (mi lf, M ft turn A r ft vtth t ut t of ittuntti im fhir. of tHR 'rrt X t, lit A ii Tji lfti tA bvitf m.4 art, hwh vill fit d nirt (.lf f IM H i,'" firrtif lHi-1-if I. Ilf nf ffw-, '. I H lmlr, ( ft dr4 ffmi ihm t'intti ('Mihf by It iff Riif pn.u-f, t-iih tl atn in v ry vnrwf brf la r t (tl( ntrti wr.fli u( art t.tMi b ).( r .iti ff'.w t. " ai. W('i !). l'iit a m tM at u a- x. ,r, I H:t a. 4 tift, f t nfrft(4 that j ih Ma.- a t. ia r a i"tw I i vi , h v iiw j; t.rf. i h fh IK ffi'irV a"tC If tj wWiHf i4 ft ti u (f .ry fft, firt', of It 4r , tnt ' ft -tf t -m i II a 4 i"t a a r mtn4 th Micit. j a- la f 'f ti 4 g. 4 tna an a W ( t Hi cm, A44hm a) ' If a at rah, . ' J j fc 'tH a fafcwa a Q a-f-r rM tt. t4 arta P j a faa;'f a- 4 aran M I -m) tf I f rtr-r Tt 4 V wa itv k.- ta w 'Ii. f-"--l lf., tl r tr r m "m 4 a f rr lo i a " 4 . -? f t y a' 4 ,!- i ( t ) t V t fa pM t t a r a-f i t f w a i r ii Lw aaij to twafi aaa- a4 THE HB Q m Hi i FDR THE BLOOD 2? The Best Spring Medicine Just now everybody is thinking about taking something for the blood. A Spring medicine as we speak of it. Ana it's a good thing to do, but you want to get the proper medicine. If you consult your physician he will tell you to FTInTrp GOOD LIVER IdiVD a H1EDICLNS and that, btcause the liver has every thing to do with the blood. If the liver is sluggish the system is clogged, the blood becomes impure, and the whole body suffers. Every medicine recom mended for the blood is supposed to work on the liver. Then get at once the " King of liver Medicines," Simmons liver REGULATOR 11 does its work well, and tones up the whole system. It is" Better than Pills," and can be had in liquid or powder. This extra ordinary Ke Juveaator is the moat wonderful fliscovcry of the five. It nag been en dorsed hy the men of Europe and America. Hudyati is purely yege tahle, Hudyan ittopg Prematureness of the dls. Constipation, Dizziness, Falling Ken. aations.Nerv- oustwitchlnK or the eyes and other Iaits. Strengthens. In tIr orates and lones the entire (.vktcm. Hudjan cuiea Debility, Nervousness. .-i'-'t Kmlssions. and devclopi a and rc stores cliargo in 20 da?. Cnro Weak Muans. I'din in Hi LOST unci. lofHci tv d a v or E iiitlit skipped quickly. Over 2,000 private fndonicments. Preuiatnrt not means linnotcncy in Hie flirt (taze. It Is a sympiom of seminal weaklier and barrenncs.. It c&u be stojipcd iu go day by thouieor Hudyan. Thercw dicovery vrns made nr thefitwlal Istsof the old I'smni s Hudson Medical Inilllul. H Is the stroii.-ct Tlin'r made. It 1 very powerful, hut liu'mli w. Hold for 81 00 a pack aireorO cltai;i-4 for lii.WI plain sealed boxes). Written Kuaraniee (ftven for a euro. Ifyoubny sir boxes and are lot e'ltlnly cured, six mors) will le sent to von fneof ail ebanriii. fend fir ctnu'sn-atid bftlrmnisl". Address AHI DKON MIUICAt, 1NMTITU1K. Jiriictlou NUM'kiun, .'aurliet St tlSta. Bau r luocix o. Uli Moat Modern end prosresalva for ratalntua or li.fonn.itta vr!t n THU MAKUN ni!H ARMS CO., TticompratlvluofthtMtwecrd Is known to most prson. Thsy llluttrst that frsatsr auintlty la Mot alwcy ami la tft susd. .. Tn (i4 oar th bnsflcll ,! My of RipansTnbuIcs 4 temper 4 with ny previously knew RlpBTstnlrai Pries, y ent boa, Of ni((iu, ( ey ms'l. if AOt CMt MlCAt CO., 1 0 li'c II., N T. Tk Mrnt' lovrfeoftt4 Tli ln!.a.ltni,t ,f this ar!h hare ri.Tr wrn Imt ot.e Mof lli mn. Tim eptat;.n U thia: lite B.'tl ttiakr ..no rcr.iintu.rj va .f Bii In tl.o Mime fi.-rl.i4 t.f lima tut kl.e UU up In roiirif or- rwinl th earth; ll.u th same irwnrrk.LIo fi-ion of U, lunar turfa U '. toward ut ti'.n .f t .in -.'j , . . , f ; n i,', t i '"! . .(.' r r..f I I f an !.. 1 ii X tm: k-r si t n t.f 'Uit Is r , r 'ii.. It. FlU- mm MM' i anhood mmmmmm . ylfV. Lllhtest, Simplest, jlJypiiE",et 6tr.nEet. fj Vfn Worklne, Top NiytJ Accurl, Kcvclver. ScSc Compact, ECONOMY. It Is Belng Rigidly Exercised In Meit- can Affairs. Mexico," said an American resi dent of the City of Mexico to a Wash ington Post representative, "is under going a crucial test, but it is standing tne orrleal bravely, and in the end will emerge with the prestige of sustained credit and greater prosperity than it nas ever enjoyed. It has been a hard matter to keep the ship of state afloat in these times of extraordinary depres sion. A rigid policy of retrenchment has been pursued. Salaries of public olhcials have been cut, the army de creased, and additional taxes imposed in order to meet the obligations of the government. There is no system of di rect taxation down there, and all the revenues from imports are collected in silver. As silver has depreciated in value the revenues have corresponding ly diminished in volume,,so that it was a matter of necessity to increase the taxes. In spite of all these difficulties the republic is gaining, and has a splendid future. The depression in mining is, I think, a blessing in disguise. It will tend to bring out the other great nat ural resources of the country. Agri culture has never received in Mexico the attention it deserves. We have as fine coffee, sugar and tobacco lands as there are on the globe, and the people are at last waking up to the importance of their cultivation. In this neglected source of wealth lies Mexico's fairest promise of prosperity." TEA AND TOBACCO INSANITY. Their Excessive Use by Underfed People the Cause of Mental Failure. A report upon insanity in Ireland which has just been issued enumerates among the causes of mental failure the innutritious dietary of the poorer pop ulation tending to produce anaemia ind constitutional Weakness, which favor the development of scrofulous and neurotic disease and the immod erate use of certain nervous stimulants, particularly tea and tobacco. " hile the moderate use of properly prepared tea," the report adds, ''is re garded as innocuous or even beneficial in its action on the nervous system, its ill effects, when decocted or overin fused, on persons who make it their stablp article of dietary are dwelt on by almost all the resident medical superintendents in their several re ports. Undoubtedly the method of preparation adopted and the excessive use of this article of diet, now so iren eral among our poorer population, tends to the produetiu of dyspepsia, which in its turn leads to states of mental depression highly favorable to the production of various forms of neurot ic disturbance. The excessive use of tobacco also, especially among the young, whether by smoking or chew iuk. " me opinion 01 certain of our medical superintendents acts, though pcrliups in a minor degree, injuriously on tue nervous centers. Iu many parts of Ireland it has been found that bread and tea have been substituted for porridge and milk, and fr potatoes ulso; that the tea usod is generally of an inferior quiility, and the method of preparation is to put a quantity in tne teapot early in the morning and to allow it to Ktew during vne uay, water being added as required. LONG-LIVED CARP. Una Old Hpeciiiirn la Fnntalnhlrau Over Three llundriMl Year Old. Is When the tUn commission, some year ago, began to introduce carp into the streams of this country it is doubtful if they knew what a lasting monument they were building. It is pretty gen erally known, ttys the Washington .News, that the Rluggish and, to fisher men, devpicuble denizen of the watr i gifU'il with a tenure of life, barring chance encounter with a hook, a big black bass with his back up or other viei.Mtihli'H of piscatorial existence winch ex ih that of most creatures, but the actual aire Unit they do attain miner idvoraiilu circumstance U ap palling, l acre ore very few lishi-rmen who haven't a yarn about mum wily I1 trout or tut that ha been known to ircciient me hatne pool for many year, but Assistant Secretary of Statu K'K'WIiil! tclWfif a carp tliut can give any of these fish point on how to at tain a long life, lie wiys tliut in pond at at FntitalnMi-au there i, or Wa when he wii Inst there, a bar tun led old carp that lind been plai in tin pond in the reii;n of Brunei A that tiion.ir. li ll'iurulmd during the sixteenth century, Mr. Hoekliill carp is iimsiileral.ly more thnn three hun ilrv'l year (.Id. To prevent any mis take by future j,'Miermili the (felille man who in pied the uleeof roiiiuil- M'.iier of lisii and fisheries fur hi roval lughtii". .l:tt i d a metal lag in the ',rp lin. and it is by this mark that the llsh is known from the other in Oil little luke. WHAT A OAOY DID. lt Nearly 't Its Mottirr Into Jail, Hut ind Her lint Again. Here I a rather pretty story which I vouched f.r by a London journal, shntt big how a small l.ul.v nnee y it hi net Iii r into acrinti !i;:,i iihi.-s and then Iliudv allien. I by ir i tting 1.1 r nut nf them ii,li It d i llil tloit a omr M'Uiustres with a child in her SMIt wii tried for the theft nf threti gold coin. She said in defense: "I wii.V t my employer I. niv on business tarried my chil l In my arms a it U now; I wa not puvi'.g attention to it There wire m-vcihI gold coin on the mantelpiece, and. unknown lur. It r. I. I., d nut It l.ttle hand and m imI I l.rco pii , l,ii h did hot ot.wrvs until I got li'iui. I at nli.su put uli Iny bonnet and wa g'A.tf Iwk to my tue j.loyir to r t.ro them wl.tn I w ar reted, 'fin i the solemn truth, a I liojw f ir lb sven tni rey." "I he court eoiil j i,.,t U lirve tl.i t..ry. 1 hi j uj.t.r! I. d the mother f if Ie r lnip'i'li Men ,i tryiii to puhn nff s i.li a f...j!io. for ii,i. tf ,iu. But ii,. rtiiiB. i o ly !. r'. I l. r li.n. i r,rf !',. a l.'.vtl tn," nt.n tit wa !.. : In hr fof One i.f the u.'tkiftU GOVERNMENTAL proposed to renew the scene described by the mother. The gold coins were placed on the clerk's table. The moth er was requested to resume the posi tion in which she stood at her employ er's house. There was a breathless pause in court. The baby soon discov ered the small coins, eyed them for a moment, smiled and then clutched them in his fingers with a miser's eagerness. 1 he mother was at once ac quitted. HE WANTED WORK. And Be Climbed to the Summit nf Ben Nevis to Find It. An early tourist has brought down a curious story from the top of lien Nevis. It is thus told in a Scotch pa per: One afternoon last winter the as sistants in the observatory were some what startled by a knock at the door a most unusual occurrence at that sea son of the year. The visitor turned out to be a tramp from London. Llis clothes were frozen stiff and his beard was a mass of ice. After having been warmed and fed he astonished the hospitable winterers on the Hen by in forming them that he had come up in search of work. When at the foot of the mountain some one had advised him with rather grim humor to try Ben Nevis observatory. Thus it was that he came to climb the four thousand and some hundred odd feet. The assist ants, after replenishing his wardrobe and supplying him with a good store of food, sent hint off on his downward way, so that he had no cause to grum ble at being the .victim of a practical joke. AN EARLY IRONCLAD. It Wa Built to Break Throuch the Spanish Lines. The idea of protected ships, such as the modern men-of-war, is by no means an absolutely new one. Tins is proved, says the Western Mail, of Cardiff, by the fact that an armored vessel was constructed, though crudely, of course, as far bask as 1585 by a shipwright of Antwerp during the wars between the bpauiards and the Dutch. In the sum mer of 1585 Antwerp was invaded by tne Spaniards both by land and water, and the people of Antwerp built the first protected ship on record in an at tempt to break through the line of be siegers in the river. It was a craft of unusual size, with flat bottom, its sides armed with iron plates fastened into great beams of wood. When finished the builders thought it a floating castle, impregnable to the artillery and mis siles of those duys, which should crush all opposition, as it contained a great number of men, some of whom were placed like sharpshooters in the tops of tne masts, and the rest protected bv the bulwarks. They were so confident that the crnft would rout the enemy that they called it "Finis lielll," thinking it no doubt would put an end to the war. Unfor tunately, however, the early ironclad proved a disastrous failure, getting stuck upon a bank of the Scheldt after a very short and unhappy career. The Spaniards were greatly amused with the untimely end of the vessel, while the brave burghersof Antwerpchanged the minus from "Faim Il Hi" to ' IVr- dito Kxnensal." or "Money Thrown Away." The crew then deserted the ship, and the Spaniards, 'after defeat ing the Netherlander in a naval bat tle, carried the monster in triumph to the camp of Alexander, of Tunim, where it became one of the sight of the times. The cily of Antwerp was taken August 17, l.Wi, and so the, first Iron- clad on record caire to au unfortunate end. Yuunect Nou I avore.l. "If one looks ulxiut him uluiimt any where in Maine," siiysiiifobserving res ident of thut state, "he will lind that iu the mutter of do-cent of pri'iier! y we have uiieoiiseioii' ly put in fnree or have eltetted just the opposite of the Kii lish rule of priiu.'gc nitiirc. Where there are a itmn Lit nf children in a family it is almost always the young est tv in that stay with tlm old fulks and inherits the homestead. Where I live lean point out ilo.eiisof such In stances in the familial I know, and 1 cuiiiiot now recall a (.ingle instance where any oilier thnn the yomifest was preferred, (if course this result from the disposition t.f the older I my, to aeek Ihelr fortune away from the pnrent'ul roof tree a knoll a they are old enough, while the younger, with the ither gone, lind room I'liouxh for his hi t Ivit ii at home, an I sluj t here. A distinguished frmii the old world method this may be called ultimogeni ture." Orltlii uf Hailing- Hrd. W owe the Invention ,f visiting rrird to the ChincM.. So long ago ss the period of the 'long dynasty (i,. HOT) visiting earl were known to In- in common iim' iu Mini, and that I also the date of the Introduction nf the "red siiUcn curd" which figure mi conspicuously ,,( the engngeim nt card of that country. ANTS AGAINST SNAKE. lNaaubar Mud In Iwif and il!lii lUIIU. ! "While i knipiiig iii A liil.ii in dm ing I the late war," sunt n II I . ( r- tnau, of I iu t .n. (I , the ntlier iUy, j aecordillg t i the St !"Ui l.ln!c Id dee : erst. "I w iti ed an att.i. k of a band ! of llav k an' upon a stnj d m.iUe j "One t W'l ii.g lulu I wa trying lo ; 0i to klep lifter a Ion day iuiih li I j f. It aoinrthli.sf inovw tin.Icr my hi !. I j lifted one corner nf the blanket and j found a anake between three and four i feet la length I quickly hit It with a mull at n a. but the rqitiS- eii,. i tiMfdiy still.l.i I by the lihe. I picked It tip nil I hi" end of the Sti. k an I threw ' It slmut fifteen firtawsr 'I Uninim ; landed tm lsr? ant loll Almo.t In 'aiitly tha ant pound frtu from . their l.et. which was underneath, and l-au a vlgoro.u ttn. k upon I he In- lrii. r. w ! was n c .i red t y nf his ailniit. b.'it ; l.ini f. nrfolh 'J h lH!e rap d vi t!i fury, the n.aUe wMh t.jf e''iit In ' rl ire "T h Putit. t at l.rt s.efi.e'1 ll eric. 1'iul one, for C.fl Miuks fa,.;.'.iy tliii.nlnv out L. t r titor. I n', i n Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report the other hand, the auts were very numerous and quick in their aggressive movements. The snake with one blow of his tail would kill or wound a long line of ants, but the active little creatures were soon reinforced by fresh troops and fought with a desperation wonder ful to behold. I was astonished be yond measure to see the tactics of the ants. When they saw their numbers were being lessened they dispatched couriers for fresh relays of soldiers, who appeared on the scene in due time to replace the killed or wounded. "The moon after a time lit up the scene, but as there appeared no near termination of the struggle I gave up watching it, and, stretching myself again on my blanket, went to sleep. Before striking tents the next morning I went to look at the battle ground. The slain insects were scattered in every direction, but there were six or seven watchful ants upon the back of the snake, which lay stretched out dead near the ant hilh" PUN WITH SEA TURTLES. A School of Them Thut Covered the Sea for Many miles. "I am reminded," said an old coasting captain to a Washington Star man re cently, "of an experience I once had with sea turtles on the edge of the gulf stream, about sixty miles from llatteras. I was part owner and cap tain of the Mary Lyle at that time, and was coming up from Savannah with a half cargo of rice when one mornirg the outlook yelled to me to come up on deck and look at the sea turtles. When I got up and looked over the rail the whole ocean as far as I could see ahead of us was covered with turtles. They were tremendous fellows and were paddling along lazily in the opposite direction to that in which we were going. "It didn't take us long to rig up a windlass and tackle and begin pulling some of the old fellows aboard. We picked the biggest, ns thev enme and in the course of three hours we hail caught twenty-six, about all that we could handily dispose of about the ship. Only nine of them lived until wo reached New York and we sold them for good prices. . The shell of one that weighed four hundred and seven ty pounds is now in New York. I would hate to sny how many turtles were in sight of (he Mary 1-yhi thut day for fear somebody might think I was llsh-yarning, but they enme by, us steadily for live hours ami when we got well into the school it extended us far ns the eye could reach on uli sides, and there was a turtle to about every forty square feet of water and I didn't see one that weighed less than one hundred and fifty pounds." DISLIKED REPORTERS. Lord Itndolj ( t liur. I.lll Would Is'ut He Interviewed. The Cunadiiin ia.ctte confirms the opinion that Lord liandolph Churchill is not enamored of reporters, sny the Westminster (iuzette. A Montreal Journalist who, during Ids lordshlp'a recent visit there, endeavored to ob tain his views on public quest ions, was answered thus: "If 1 express my views I ( hull only annoy you, I don't want to annoy you. I have annoyed enough people." Asked a to how he liked Moiitreul, hi lordship' observa tion were eitiimiscl Utween the complimentary and the uncomplimen tary. But he wn (minted in praise of the Windsor and dominion aqiiiire. "What d' your lordship think of the value of the colonial conference'.'" asked the rcmrter. "Nothing. Nolmdy doc. Same a any other mliticu fnree. All nonsense," wa the reply. ' lam afraid you am rather eynl.iil. Lord Cii'idolph," nld the reporter, and Lord liundolph remarked: "Yes, every eiisil.e man 1 ituwudii.v." When at Wiiiiii g on hi way t the roast it oeein thut I .nr. I Knudolph Church III , In lit 4 gave local rcrter a reception eompiiriMin Willi which hi Irenlim JOnly 50c. Read THE Y"l t'iv4 W..I Ut ....' r. i ft-. ' tr n x Hi- klnfs, rt-Tcs. rliMrnsJfl'.tlilh'. ! , .u ." 1 ua ttmf tit U.n r i e.dr.m, fll'll SI'FCI L T V. r"h ,,"",h k' In ft r,,,!,l. ntl f. Ir. V ... i.i , I ii. A.I l-, ri.nl, it, i a e I leu s.i i t lotm it, J ul I lo e . Ii, Ui., Ilij iub 1 L) ,rln in Hum. tl ut. f UU sjlnf lv.vua tn I.T e I 1, ft GREATEST OFFER . ZT, A ny fn i.f It. f-.tl.twln. "-(. M to.Vs. t.n I . 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The academy of natural science has just come into possession of a rare fish, which can boast of a pair of lungs in addition to the gills with which alone less favored fish are endured. The ne cessity of these two sets of breathing apparatus is readily seen when the habits of the animal are known. In Africa, where the fish lives, it inhabits lakes and ponds, which are often com pletely dried up during the dry season. As long as the water remains the lung fish lives as do the other members of the finny tribe, and breathes by means of his gills; but when the ponds dry up he burrows down into the mud and makes a round nest, where he lives in a semitorpid condition, breath ing by means of his lungs, until the rainy season releases him again. Insurmountable Dlfllculty. It is pleasant to see men jealous for the purity of their mother tongue, but one may easily carry even so commend able feeling as that to a laughable ex treme. Frederic Hill relates in his autobiography that he and his broth ers were once interested in obtaining some medical appointment for a friend. A letter, or circular, had to bo drawn up, and to be perfectly sure of having it in the best form the young men sought the good ollicws of a certain Dr. Blair, who was their friend and neigh bor, and a very exact scholar. Ho undertook the work with great good nature, but day after day the boya found the document "not quite ready." Time w as precious, and finally the doc tor was obliged to confess that ho had run against a difficulty. Inonc sentence he was absolutely unable to decidu whether he ought to use the word "which" or the word "that." Ami there he stuck, till the boy in des peration took the work out of his hands. An OdorleM Jlva-lon. "In that country once known aa the 'Great American Desert,' embracing a portion of Texusand Arizona, there are no odors," said a citizen of Dallas to a Cincinnati Knquirer reporter. "There luscious grapes and ninny other fruits grow, especially near the cross timlicr country, but there is no perfume; wild flowers have no smell, and curcusses of dead uiiiuuiK which in dry seasons uro Very plentiful, emit no odor. It wus always supM)sed to Ik- a treeless pluin, iikiii wlii .'h no plant could grow or breathing thing could live, but a largo part of it I', row i.ueeessf nil y cult ivuted, nnd but for Lie rarity of the atmos phere, causing the M-i'iiliarity I have n timed, and the mirage, which are even morn perfect than in the Desert of Sahara, no one would look usm It a a barren country now. Another singu lar feature common U the desert hind is that objects at a great distance ap (enr greatly magnified. A few scraggy iiicsquite bushes will look like a noldo forest; stulo-s driven Into the ground will seem like telegraph poles, " An li.teresiiiig i.ici ...it, generally known in rc.'nr.l to the diplomatic) corps I that u member of that augm t ImhIv cuiiiiot, under the penult y of offi cial reprimand and danger of recall, apM'iir at a fnney ball in the national court cost tune. Till fact w n clevel oH'd during the at winter when a large funcy bull wn given at one ol the private house on the mini" even lug a the president i it I reception toth diplomat ie corps. Those nf the iliplo lillil w ho lit ten. led the bull later ill llif evening were obliged lo first rhuugi. the court co. I tunc worn at the white house. Inquiry on the part of curious friend developed the reason Just stated. This All Through.! s?wm4 tw-lrns !t1 aithw lvrffs-1 l .nms f l.,.i.. ti.-. n-l li.i ion e.itxib I i'..o.'l...ii K. I... ..i s..... Ii .in, a it. ,. r r.i- w ..,k U ..H, i.lral.. hu .ll.i... 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