mum ii i muti ihii 1 1 til ii it rni 9 Z a S The persistent wooing lover j I Is the one who gets the maid ; f And the constant advertiser j Gets the cream of all the trade. ! - jtawi in i n i i i,, i 1 1 1 1 1 m I I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 m i k i i n II WE OFFICIAL PAPER II I II Mil IMII II till M lllltIM: E The man who tries to advertise i With printer's ink consistent, j One word must learn nor from it torn, I And that one word's persistent ''i THIRTEENTH YEAR SEM I WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPAM At $2.50 per year, $1.25 for six months, 75 eta. .or three moacos. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The "BASIS," of Long Creek, Grant County, Oregon, is published by the same com pany every Friday morning. Subscription price, Overyear. Forfl.lvcrtiRingrate.s.address X.. PATTEESOIT, Editor and .Manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Gazette," Heppner, Oregon. THIS PAPER is kept on tile at E. 0. Uake's Advertising Agency, M and 65 MwchantB Exchange, Him Francisco, California, where cou racta for advertising can be made for it. Union Paofio Railway-Local card. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p. m. daily except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction 6:20 p m. No. 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7 : 1 r p. m. Arrives at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except Sunday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction 1 :4fi a. m. West bound, main line, leaves v mows Junc tion 12: If) a. in. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:3S p. m. and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a. m. Here passengers from the brunch lay over till 3:15 a. in. and take the fust mall west bound which ar rives at Portland 7:ar a. m. The Dulles and Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at 2:15 p. m. and arrives at Portland 0:30 p.m. Leaves Portland 8:00 h. m. dailv and arrives at The Dalles 12:15 p. m. This conning with the east bound way freight with passel 'er couch which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. n, arriving ait Willows Junction 0:58 p. m. OPITCIAIi DIBEOTOBT. United States Oint'ials. Pranirlant G rover Vice-President Seo-otary of Hi ato Secretary of Treasury Secretary of Interior Socrolary of War Secretary of Navy Post:nur:trrjenral. . Ail.nl Hbvungni, .... Walter Q. O rnsham John (i. ( 'nrli'ili Hoke Smith Daniel S. Lemon t IHhry A, H'-rhort ....Wil.iam Jj. Wi son Hlnhur-H H fllr, Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon, Governor W. P. Lord Secretary of State H. K. Kincaid Treaerirer..... Phil. Metschan Runt. Public Instrnton (I. M. Irwin Attorney General C. M. Id'cman tienatorB j ; McBriUe Congressmen j winf"'E"'-9rmBun Printer '.W. H. Leeds ( It. 8. n-an, .Supraine Judges i V. A. Moore, ( C. K, Wolverton Seventh Judicial District. Circnit, Judge W. L. Bradshnw Proaecming Attorney A. A. Jajne Hoi row County Official Joint Senator A. W. Gowan Hepresnntntive ,1. 8. Rnotlihv f 'm n ty J ndge Julius Keith I v ' Commiisioners J. It. Howard J. H. baker. '! HorV .T.W.Morrow Sheriff O, W. llarnnston Treasurer Frank Gilliam Awwsaor J. r'. Willi' ' Hnrveyor Gen. Lord School Sup't Anna lialHiger Curonor T.W.Ayera, Jr BEPPNKB TOWN OFKIOKIIS. Wmnr Tl,.,a nr..-...,.. ty lunraimsn t(. K. PnrnNwort.il. M, Mehtenttml, O'ie Patterson, T. W. Aysrs, Jr., S. 8. Horner, E. J. Hlocum. Vo -order F. J. Hallock Treasurer K L Freelnnri Marshal N. S. Wliotstone -"" 'i" Precinct OBlrerc JtlstieA of tha Pnnna V. I. Vnal.nJ Constable N. 8. Whetstone United States bund Officers. TBI DALLES, OB. J. F. lonre Hegistni A. 8. Uiggs lteceiver LA OBAMUR, OB. Wilson (legator J. H. Kobbins Heceiver 6B3EET SOCIETIES. HAWLINS POST, NO. 81. O. A. K. .Vest at Lexinnton. Or., the last Saturday of earh month. All Teterans are invited to Join. (J. Hoon, Oko. W. Smith. Adjulant. tf Commaudcr. J. H. FELL, M. D., Physician & Surgeon, HEI'l'NKIl, OltEOOS. OrriCC AT CONN'S DRUQ STORC. LUMBER! WKJH4VF- rott KAI-K Kym or is V. ,"T?MU', l-i" er, 16 tmlu of ltcppucr, al what la known aa ibu " ' PER 1,000 FEKT, h'l'(iH, . CLKAK. - - 10 n - 17 6i It rrUVEP.EIl IN imTNEK, w;u. AUi'. $.( per I,tw (.i t. a-tdUioi,. L HAMILTON, Prop. DiAi IlitiiilltiyiM, Alia4T;r TheeompratlvtvluofthiMtweearda la knows to moat peraona. thejr llluttrat that f reefer quantity la Nat alwaya moat to be dttirid. Tfceea carda eipreaa the beneficial qual ity of RipansTabutcs A ernpara with any prevleuely known DVSPEPSU CL60 .. It 1 pane TaWee 1 Price, 59 tnta a bar, Of iruet'en. er if cail. f$ W til S J Era Hi E. McNEILL, Receiver. TO Til 15 GIVES THE CHOICE Of Two Transcontinental ROUTES GREAT N'ORI'HERNRy. VIA Spokane MINNEAPOLIS UNION PACIFIC RY, VIA Denver OMAHA AND AND- St. Paul Kansas City LOW RATES TO ALL EASTERN CITIES. Ocean Steamers Leave Portland Every 5 Days For SAN FRANCISCO For full details oall on O. R. & N. Agent at Heppner, tr address W. H. HURLBUBT, Gen. Pass. Agfc. I'oliTLAND, OHEGON. nd all point in California, via Hie Mt, Shastn rmte of the Southern Pacific Co. The gront highway thromrh Califo-nia to all point. Knr ami South. (Tmnd Hcuw Itoute of the Pacific Const. PnlKun Knffot Blflepers. Second-nlHKS Slnoiiers Attached tnexprfws trains, attording snnnnor iccommodatious for second-olass p;iHngi.-. o"T.ZTm ,ki""?') "" reservarionn, 're., cull npon or sildrnr. KOKHLKU, Ms'iHirer. K. H. ROGKRS, Asst Ten. t. V P. Agt... Portland, Oiew.n Simplest, Strongest, i 5olld Top Receiver. iilost yModern and progressive l or ca'uiojrue or lufonr.atlon write to t::e marlin fire arms co., New Haven, Conn. t TU WANT IlifO'rfi.'.flui'l A5w"T j Cm .... TIIK PKKW ILAIUM (IHIIMW, I0HN WCUOERBURN, . Manaqlng Attorney, P.O. Mux 4UU. WABMlNGloN, U. C. SOLDISRS, WIDOWS, CHILDREN, PARENTS. A'", f T H(,..H,.r. nn.l Siftoril rtlmMfil In o. Mt.o 01 J'Hv 'n the rrrttlnr Ani.v r V1-1 ln ci .m,t nr. I', ,r nf in,, hiil in 'nr t.f i, , nd if .f )!(., paw cntitli-ii. furl niel ri1'. ' l ,'i i..p,..'.r ( w,.,.. ..n'o,., t m-.',,. r ' M ri'MTiw,. ;0 cuiuo ur aJ.l e. .s.. 1. S 11 MS TR izr. C 1 oo '! fi v i: T " rni m ZT" llt-!i M ..-I r,..,( i. H -Nt tlon, l-,th ,, .v. ,.;! ,I: , . iT" u? ,n f'ra-int m.jin.r, m- r, Jj; (.lu-Jmjr f..ur .r -t ,,. p,,rt-.4i 3 CAHmHf.it. n-e i,,,in,i, Ilt.rn-r, tj.' o. SilmMAN CVTTt.'iS. z? THE NEwrOi.X WU'.IC'.S. EC'iO CO.iH triunv UIF4UO i;i.',r..l.y.1ftjiy, I Insist on ;Wtmf. Worklnz. Most Accurate. Compact. V -I R4 Li a . J ' ' -1 I II f f "S. i7m Mlawfil'.TiarTiwr ifiaf,i-Ti rf I ' 1 I- frrirv mi 10 r Sin nackflyft.ciS S 00 IW'C th.ui inferior packarc soda f'f&T' ; K '' --i:r, k::;s sen, anj j frrsA'y adnrdcJ;cS furcst i t tU w . . . fiais ct.7 1-7 crrr.ca l co., . in . . rf t . . rrvyT. ffr. AHB ins l.yMfcffl,, J, tJ J.,,. f M). HEPPNER, MORROW 8KK-HEADAGHE Makes life miserable. All other ailments are as nothing in com parison. Women especially know its suffering, and lew escape its torture, THE RELIEF AND CURE IS Many people take pills, which gripe and purge, weakening the body. More take Simmons Liver Regulator, liquid or powder, be cause more pleasant to take, does not gripe, and is a mild laxative, that also tones up the system. The relief is quick. It is Nature's own remedy, purely vegetable. "I never found anything to do me anv good until I used fcihmions Liver Keg" J or. It has been three years since I first used it nnd I have not hud Hick Headache ('!.", wo ,mnt,'n'V SriSi-r(W,ho llml IV,,,n O10 lo two uttncliH ot Sndc lleadiiebe everv week) oiio-liiilfofii package, and sbo bus viil W vam"CL'- U" a Rl01""s. Brown A3-EVEKV pa ck A mi'-.o, Basour Z Stamp ii, red on via.,i,0jr ordinary I;e Juvonator is t n o most wonrjerfal (li.-;aovery of tha a:;?. II has been su dors d hylho Bitn of t.onot.'paticn Falling Stn eaticns.Kei'y. oustwitcbinf! of the eves and. oth'er pn;t3. Slrorr;tte:is, Si:viora'.ta Jr.d l.iiicstlic cn'ir'iiy.-teiu. f'l'Jva.; (ii'cs "ability, Ntrvoi:?::C(.n, V.mifl;,)0ll3, li'id develc pis fc'id ri.-itiroT ".uii i-T.rs. P. ins in (he bt'Ci, lofSK L y 0 fi y o j iiiilitsioVped J!lirOT'3 t.iij Ainrnra. Ilutiva.i ia purely vege. '"UIU. Hutiyan stops ftWtliresKJ of tiio dis t'harso ii :!,) liay.-i. t iirt!3 1,0 3 T HfifiiJOCD m t nv-Mi-n'rta q-.tiekW. Over 2.000 privi'te enrlo-nomen1 Pwnir.turenT meiins irntMiieney in ilie fi.ft (time. It Is a fv:r)T:oin of seinlurd tien!;i!'f.3 r.nlbhrrenri.tjs. Ji, euu bo fuoopud in tj duys by thoufool'Hudyiui. Yhoi-ew dijcoveiy vns ucd" I17 (heS'-cclal-i tsofthe old famovn Hudson Med'tal Inst'lu'e. IL is lite ft rn pi.t TitaunT tiot'.a it is very powcif.il, but ha n:h ss. Ft.id for ;-l.C0 a pnek peor pnchap.'S i.,r K.C0(iniii Sould Uixt). Written Kiparnu'ce iriveo vol c, c.i-e. I 'vou l,i:y ii boxes and ai t : ot e-m;, !; enrfd.ii'x TuO'O will he sent to roo n c of ml s. -ndt'ir cbvu rr i- n.u. .ltan Vit i"iOr H:iiM!i, tr-i-'.iTi 'Ki, luuetiou S(o i..K,,i. ..AHi'i.c! f,; st- 11 ym u-r ijic tiuiuiu- IncubuUirs A llroudL-ru Make money while others nre wastiiij; time by old process?:,. Catalog telU all about it timl ilf-iii-rtrii-u irt-v r ' .T-.T.r-l'-r-ri-'.e'l ,., IMimtr.ltcl (' ;n,.i- ;..i...i c. .:" poultry bubiutkj. nirrhr.nlcnl1y the t.ertj' .'.V'.IC'-l. l'M-'llrvl ri.fyy'f-l (j SiV'e me P11 ili! t '. ;Ai-nt't. Bl' -d fiua- E iBSdutr lu rue.'naiii:'.!:.'? irivcsl fp11drcrl!vt'en,T,Hrei r'c , ',''.! ?! v.-,:in r. t yuiA.-.! 11 jioi sr., 3 J :i r.l :, : .1 J.o yu t f u. I laiicp! Hani si fcr. WH. I tNLAMl. I j.. It lilMMip. Piv.ldi-nt. l'-.luer. FH.lNl.CTj A (irlNtiUL 1IANXI.M! i.I S COLLKCnoNs Ma:le tin Fv(ir.tliii Te'iu, lxchaxgk mvcm SOI.!) HFl'PNK!.. tf )i'lf)OV Ffit f.re.1 yI.K. A llilirn.t,,rn reiMH I If r.-fi.'.l t.,! -,,,),.,i s; 'Una li'ill ttH-liri-ii 1:1 lllinoia liy liltl or, ,,il h iinit lh.. l.r.ir, ,.l fitl Mit In i.ri-,-. nel, ()H( ,, J,,,,, rinvn rrtoll.fr .f pi.iih k j 1 r u ill tm.l for n.iiclj 0 ms. of Imitation trade marks and label. P. A p. 1 . is ' wrU. '. - . ViV hi 1 i w tctv. Nv' fTarrw-TO , i irVft -The bREAT HudST j U JI.;.' '.,.. ' 1 m ' Al V I'M f COUNTY, OREGON; CHEWIXG GUM. Its Composition Is a CloBely Guarded Secret. An Industry That Gives Employment to Thousands of Feople America Is a Nation of Jaw Workers. Do you chew gum? In more technical tevms, do you in dulge in that continuous, vertical, mast icatory movement which is s per fectly disgusting in the street car but pardonably popular in the privacy of home? Nowadays, says the Chicago Tribune, everything is distinctively fin de siecle or tries to be. And to be strictly fin de siecle means to have "a purpose." All the new and popular books, for in stance, are "purpose" pieces of fiction. And so the persistent gum chewer, much as ho dislikes to see others com placently smack their lips over the bit of gum and sugar, hides behind the laudable purpose, so called a subter fuge, in other words of improving an imperfect digestive apparatus, of whitening the teeth or of sweetening the breath. Said Pone: "Old nol'tieinna nVioio wisdom pant." THs truism is sugges tive. But the modern chewer, what ever may be hit excuse for the indul gence, is addicted to something more tangible and that something is a pe culiar conglomeration of stuffs. If your favorite brand is white gum your solace is in chewing pararhne which is a mixture of various earbo hydrides that has been dissolved at a gentle heat in olive oil and glycerine. It is stirred on cooling and afterwards compressed. If tolu occupies first place in your af fections you indulge in a mixture of balsam of tolu which is made by dis solving orange shellac and gum ben zoin in rectified spirit, with" the ad dition of a few drops of the oils of cas sia and nutmeg dissolved in a little es sence of vanilla oatmeal and sugar. There is also spruce gum. made from exudations of the spruce tree. This gum from the manufactory of nature is regarded as both pure and' beneficial. Whether the chewer of gum gets a liberal allowance of the oi-ovorbinl peck of dirt which every individual is supposed to eat in hi 'allotted three score and ten in the sugared, llavored, daintily-wrapped squares of gum is a controvertible theme. Tliere i in fact, such a mysterious air of secrecy about th manufacture of these innocent-looking masticatory sticks that the wovdd-be visitor, who is not given entree into the sacred pre cincts for love or money, is quite apt to think maybe "cleanliness is next to godliness" is not the motto of the chewing gmn manufacturer. At any rule, there are innumerable stories a lloat as to the ingredients of this decidedly popular American prod uct. A chewing gum factory that claims the distinc t ion of being the third larg est in Hie world mny be found within the gates of Chicago. Though one is not permitted even to glance into the great room where the clang of machin ery indicates the sacred spot, and though one cannot converse with the liege lord who, locked in his private office, concocts mixtures to tickle the palate of the professional giim-chewcr, there nre many interesting thinj's to be heard and many in ton sting things to be seen in the packing department. One of the managers laughod aloud at the bare nuggeslion of admittance being refused on t!ie groir.nl thut the ingredients ure injurious. "Some people actually think." he said, "that clifTving.guui is made from old rubber boots and n fuse mutter. The fact, is that only pure materials ure used, the priuc'mal iiiiroiliont l.o. in;; an exudation from a species of rub ber tree native in Mexico." "What is the appearance of thin sub stance?" Iwi.Cu- 'I w'.o I J. Six thick thistle htieks. lllfill roller, low roller, rower. A tiliowiNo (fleam glowing ffreen. Fl.KSil of freshly fried flying fish. Tin; sea ceoseth and it suflieeth us. A mix t.f mixed biscuits, a mixed .bis cuit box. Tin: bleak breeze blighted, thebrlo-bt broom blossoms. STisirr strom Ntetihen Strl --n snared slickly six sickly silky snakes. hw.t.v swum over the sea: swim. ......... . , , ! ' ' V"" W:k ttuin' j well swum, swan. It I t a shame, Sum; these are the same, Sum. "l is all a sliiim. Sum. ami a shame it is to sliiim ho, Sam. Sisan shims tsliocn and socks; S'H l.s ftnil (.lines Kliinn Sum 11 Shu coaseth shining shoes and socks, for shoes ami socks Mioclc Susan. Ib.nt.ar l:vru y rolled a round roll round; a round roll Hubert Kowb-y rolled round; where rolled the round roll I'.olM-rt Rowley rolled round. oi.ivhti Oi.i.Miioiti. furled ait owl ami oyslt r. Did Oliver Oletliorp ogle an owl and oyMi-i? If Oliver Oglcthorp o'led an owl and oyt-r, where are the owl and oynter Oliver Ogletliorp ogled? SAMtiy Si.iiKavmil Mw a ahriekitig S'liigstcr, Hid Sammy Slioesinith s-e a Mirli'kin;' w.f.gMer? If Sammy Shoe smith taw s shri-ldrii aonifster where oe Miriel.iiig .irigi.ler Samm;, 'llit!l MIW? Sh. Ilonii mi-flt Snobs snd I'ubba bobs to Snobbs arid Nfdibs; Nob's; Hobba tioba with Stiobbs arid roba Nt.bbs f.,b, "That la." says Nobbs. "thf worw for Hobba' Jobs, Snobbn sobs, and GOSSIP FOR THE FAIR SEX. Om-ab W n.i.r says: "llrwaraof worn- n who wear tlolrt." M:i. S. f. Hoi.iJtt has Introduced dental In peetloa Into the publics vboU of Detroit. M 41. C'AnfiT hs nit been pknisy -sj.'i-l f .r fl'ten years. aid says she 1 -t i; I, j b!:m!I. I) -t v a If'xw.,vr,!. ,hiy -tirw ynra TUESDAY; APRIL 2, ,'P'rV-.-. SJe began teaching school at the age of fourteen and . was married four years later..,. .. ; .... ...... ... The wpmen gi , Iceland have had municipal suffrage for more than twen ty years. ... They are now eligible to municipal offices, Prixcess M ai''of Walks is particu larly fond -of -assuming an alias and dropping' some of the red tape of royal ty. Every year"' she goes to visit her formcrgriverness. who lives in Devon shim Always'-the sensible princess insists on being called "Miss Mills" and upon being treated as a member of the family.- ' Up in Easthampton, Mass.. the tele graph messenger boy ha pn-ns to be a ?ir.l..T.h.e result is that fi people of Easthampton receive their dispatches with promptness unhindered by mar bVsvil'ogfighta or baseball. The girl Is tcniyar old Elsie Oough, who works in order that, her older brother may go toj'feCONOMY IN CIGARS. - A Business Man's Method of Curtallinj Kxpeuses. A well-known business man walked into a cigar store the other morning, says the Rochester (N. Y.) Democrat, and took out two coins! One was a doUar and the other a half dollar. He laid them both down on the case and pointed to a box of imported cigars, saying: "Give me a dollar's worth of tlvose." The clerk handed them out and the buyer laid the six that he want ed in a row along the case. Then he said to the clerk: "Give me half a dol lar's worth of any good five-cent cigar." The clerk did as ho was bid and the five-centers were laid along in a row also. The gentleman then took the row of imported cigars and cut the ends off of them all. Then he mixed the five-centers and the twenty-centers up together and put them all into his capacious vest pockets. A friend who was standing near, and who had watched the operation with a good deal of curiosity, said: "Where fore?" "Simply this, my boy," replied the man addressed. "I am in a business where 1 have to give away a good many cigars. I am a man who likes a good cigar. I cannot afford to give away the kind of cigars 1 smoke myself, so i buy a day's supply and cut the ends off. Then I buy some cheap ones. When it is necessary for me to give away a oigar 1 pull out a handful and oi?er one to the person, whoever he may be. lie thinks that the ones with the ends cut off I have had in my mouth, and takes one of the cheap ones, whereby I s:ive a good many dollars in the course of a year and also keep myself on good terms with the pontile to whom it is necessary to give cigars." The Charitable l-oor. That the pool are good to one another is the silent testimony ot the race of beggars. Many of the cross streets up town through which throngs of work ing people pass to and from their work, says the New York bun, are infested with beggars in the early morning and oveiiing hours, and to an incredible ex tent. These birds of prey, who are for the most part bloated, rugged women whose tatters are redolent of whisky, place themselves close to the stoop of some respectable dwelling house, mid. crouching against the rail, hold out a grimy hand which suggests rather than asks a gift. Younir irirlw t'oin r to t li.de i work ure moved to compassion, and i men feel a superstitious remi 'naiici to passing 1111 old woman in want, am! so these sodden, hopeless waifs of humani ty find it profitable to haunt the places through whi -h the tide of daily labor ebbs and Hows most swiftly, 'in the matter of charity, the practical dif ference seems to be that the rich sub l ibe to charitable societies, the poor :'o to IIh.c poorer thatthemselvcs. .:.t I ' " " ' i vi from their poverty, cr;n.'. 1 A.itiow kHiLno, v Anatralhtn V. o-n-n Siierill.-n Until Ii anil Ilalrnn the A I ir or l.nml ( iiiiiplivloii. The nicjority of the female beauties of Sidney, l.v .rding to an English ob server. Iii'V' peculiarly delicate com plexions, l.i 1 'aid expressions, fragile physiqr." 1. i dle-uway look in the eyes, w!ii- 1 re more suited to the en ervated l.-. ip. rment of an old civiliza tion than t itctivQ vitality of a new world. I: . . easy even for a novioe to delect t! :-. '..bene Indies owed a good deal to tlx 1 r p; rruquier. The mystery of this ciiriouii coir' -tation of pre mature baldness and unusual delicacy of complexion was explsind by the fact that these women ate arieme in order to produce the aristocratic pal iitnijiiwr, aim louini 10 ineir horror that another effect of. th.Mln.g lor and languor, and found to their was to make the hair dron tint. Vain ln(T their complexion above their hair, However. Uiey menllei-d I be one to the other. What a woman will endure for I her complexion may bo estimated by j this and also by th fact that these , arsenic eaters rarely live past forty-i five. There Is no pleasure, moreover, ! In the consumption of the poiwuioim ; dnif. The arsrnic is made up Into dainty liiuing cnriinicU, which fash-' lonable damea will produce from pre- 1 cioiis little boiiboimiiri'H and suck quite openly, jus! us the American gjr ' ehevts yum or the English girl choi-o- I late. The arsenic question, English. ! men say, was becoming quite 11 burn- j ing one in the ant ip.elei. U ln-n a mini married a young loolsiier. lovely ( rc. , ture, adorned with luxurious ringlet. : he was distrusted to find after I In i t-re- ' mony that she was really a wn.il.iild. 1 prematun-ly enervated woman, who was sliorteiiin ; Iht lifo t i plea-.,, her own vanity ami wan iinsirnblti of fid-. Idling the tin! i.t of a mot !.. r to il. bdi tated childrefi wliieli Lrought ii,t. , tun wori'i. .uoreover, lie' niilririii" which she would g Ihrouii in any at- I tumpt U overcome this pt-rnlel his bitbit , was quite enough to mskf In r break) flonii, If. Indeed. ,lic i-r.uhl be nr uade-1 l bear it at all. A M t.apprfliiikt,m. ! Mr. IUtiifo (feebly)-1 wish you would look out on the corner, tle.ir, arid see if the lanifvpo.t i s.ill there? . .Mrs. li.nz'r Y s, it is, d ar. ' Mr. l.inif 1 liat 'rntitri, I thought I W.tijiit it i ; with me lust fi'trht ! 1895. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSOWffEZ,V PUKE ACQUIRED' EXPRESSION."1 Facial Peculiarities Whioh Come Through Habit. Distinctive Types That Are Found In Certain Callings The Queer Ef fects of Occupation One's I'pon the Features. The incessant fiow of involuntary nerve currents to the facial muscles doubtless accounts for the odd simi larity of expression among men of the same vocation. In many such cases, says Iilackwood's Magazine, the condi tions are so complex that it seems im possible to lay one's finger upon the special items o' environment which conduce to the facial characteristics exhibited by nearly all members of certain trades and professions. What, for instance, is there about the process of making shoes which evokes the un mistakable cobbler's visage? The nor trait of Edward, the P.anil naturalist, in Mr. Smiles' book, shows the typo in a marked degree. As far as my obser vation carries me, the cause must bo looked for in the last, lapstone and waxend of old-fashioned cordwainery; since men who work the machines in modern shoe factories, or who do or dinary repairing, do not exhibit the ex pression. It appears probable that the tailor's distinctive type of face may have been partially created by his habit of working his jawsconcomitant iv with his shears. Eet anvnnn wnteh a person cutting a piece of tough ma terial with scissors, and he will see that, the iower part of the face wags in rhythmic and spontaneous unison with the blades. Shepherds and farm labor ers who join sheep-shearing gangs cer tainly acquire a different expression while engaged in this kind of work. The cast of couutenauce by which one so easily recognizes a groom is par tially explicable from the fact that the muscles which close the jaws and com press the lips are always called into play when we are asserting our will over that of ahorse. Neatly ull jock eys und horsemen have a peculiar set of l ie mouth and chin, but 1 have been unable to distinguish uny special char acteristic about the eye or upper part of the face. It is instructive to com pare the visage of the ruler of horses with that of the ruler of men. The horseman's face shows command in tho uiouih, the drill sergeant's in tho mouth and the eye. 'I he last is un doubtedly the most effective instru ment in exacting obedience from our own species. Here we get a hint of that cause of want of dignity, that ele ment of coarseness,- winch is diseern able in the countenances of some men and women who have much to do with horn,.;. The higher and nobler method of expressing uuthority is outweighed by the lower and more animal one. (ieneially speaking, it is lt strenuous contest with minor difficulties which produce a thin und rigid set of lips. It is M'eii almost invariably in housewives of the Maitha type, who are "careful and troubled about many things," ami whose souls are shaken to the center by petty worries within doors, and the strife a otitranee with shortcomings of the scullery maid or the cook. The compressed lip so loved and so often misinterpreted by novelists is a sign of weakness rather than strength. It tells of perpetual conflicts in which the reserves 1110 called into the fray. The stiong will is not agitated into st reiiuoiii action by tin; small worries of the hour, ami the great fteeasioim which en 1 1 for ita whole forces are too few to produce a permanent impress of this kind iihmi the features. The commanding officer, assured of his men s obedience, does not habitually keep his lip mum-It's 111 a slate of ten sion Eonl, nt t, s,..! ciapliiii. the most nbs. .lute monarch on the earth, lie curt ics nut Inn iiy und power in his face, but it, it-hides in hi eye und the confident assuruiiee of bit easily act mouth Every spar mid almfi and I Only GOc. Read r-.r luetic. lleiiMlifnllr 1-aifH. lout, of ell onh V'oc'a 4 THE -.rl,.,. out SrlXlAtTY. lr,?'T TT v - ... -rr - - v l r. I', sto .to i .::.: 1. 1 i. lo M.J r y till GREATEST OFFER "'IT. 1" "nrnforihaf.,!wlntn.1ar.h.li, Winrlln -r I rl Baw f"t , .1' ''. 1 "' l.r tint .,I I er ri H !i ( ,a al,,.rl...r , . I, , Wim, ' ,' ' ,' ! ' "J tl""r. lt.e l.ianrpin.f lhal li .1 .a-.,ff a. A . ir Vti W.H.. I ,.,.. ' loo M , ... .fl 1 M to, I I n - .,. M tmn, ",.v . . i I ' e. M I-...IM . I ' - It M.f-i, . I ,).,,, Jit 1 -f A.. e.aaV l.i. . I . 14 C fc'. , -II frrnt4 I I.I Ms ( Al l. (()., in i i hi 1 1 ri i i m rmi rm,,! mi,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , ,., 9numm& WEEKLY WO. 630. 1 SEMI-WEEKLY NO. 323. ( muscle in his floating realm must oDey him, and he knows it. This is prob ably a reason why the sea captain and the engine drivers show a certain simi larity of type. The engine driver can make his captive giant, strong as ten thousand men. obey the pressure of his linger. His Hps are usually calm, like those of the statues of the wielder of thunderbolts on Olympus. Who ever saw a man commanding a man-of-war or driving a locomotive with the con tentious lip of the school usher? The typical expressions of the members of those three liberal professions which Sir Thomas Browne says are all founded upon the fall of Adam are well enough recognized to have been long tho prey of the caricaturist. The several distinctive traits of each, and the possible causes which give rise to them, are too complex to be dealt with in a single article. Speaking very generally, the cleric's face is indicative of authority of the thin-lipped kind, and of a dignified sense of the sanctity of his office. The doctor's jaw and mouth are less rigid, yet tell of decision. His eye is vigilant and sympathetic, and his whole facial aspect conveys the idea of a fund of untapped wisdom. The lawyer's countenance is confident and confidential, with a pouncing alertness of the eye, and a prevailing expression of weighty perspicacity. HISTOhio OLD IRONSIDES. How She Escaped When Pursued by Seven HrlUHh Warships. The Constitution, or Old Trnnairloa as she is familiarly known, is the most famous of all the wooden ships that we have preserved, says a writer in Har per's Young People. Time and again did Bhe vanquish the English ships in the war of 1812, and proud were-the people of her captures. Probably the most thrilling incident of her career was her escape trom seven English men-of-war aftar an exciting chase of nearly three days and nights. The chase began on July 17, 1812. The Con stitution was out for a long cruise, and was weighed down with stores. The sea was calm and no wind was stirring. Capt. Hull put out his men in boats to to tow the ship. They pulled valiantly, and as night came on the "kedge" anchor was run out half a mile ahead. The crew on the ship kept pulling on this, and the Britishers didn't discover for a long time the secret. Finally the English saw it, and ntiopicti tno same tactics, and by doubling up their crews began to pull their famous ship Shannon near to the Constitution. A light breeze sprang up and saved tho American ship for the time. There was a calm the next day, and the agonizing struggle went on. The next night another light breeze came up ami the tired sailors obtained a little sleep. The next day there came a sharp breeze after many hours of struggle. The Constitution trimmed her sails to catch it, the boats dropped back and the men were caught up as the ship gathered headway. The Guer rtere, of tho English- fleet, came abeam as tho wind freshened and fired a broadside, but the shots fell short, and the Constitution's men ignored them and yalmly went about straightening up thwir vessel as if they had just left port and such a thing as an enemy was unheard of. As long as the Constitu tion can be kept together she will probably be seen at Portsmouth, N. H., where she Is now doing duty as a re ceiving ship. Oar old ships have al ways lieen proud, and it has amused some of the thoughtless officials of other nations; but there wits bravery In their pride ami absolute courage that has always U-en the embodiment of that famous saying: "Don't give up the ship!" We frequently huar laments that the old soldiers ure dropping away fast. 1 always share that feeling, but I also include in it those wooden ships of the navy- N-arretl veterans most of them are, worthy of the abiding re membrance of a grateful people. This All Through? Mc. nml 1 lul.lieri. 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