TMl4HIIltHlllllrflIITMt-l1ll1 mT 1 I ; I The persi tent vouia lover Is the obc who gets the maid ; 1 And (lie coa-iant advertiser f ! Gets the cream of all the trade. j 3 Miian ii in i in i i.i i 1 1 1 1 i t 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i.i m i n ) ic OFFICIAL PAPER II l-IHH lilt I ll I II I 1 1 II I I I'M M WIM IWM M l4lMiafllig ..., J j The man who tries to advertise I i With printer's ink consistent, j 1 One word must learn nor from it turn, 1 I And that one word's persistent . 1 9 $ 5 m i ini 1 1 ii ii m uii 1 1 ipi 1 1 1 1 i tin miii i n a i rttctitiiii THIRTEENTH YEAR HEITNER. MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 1895. WEEKLY NO. 628. 628. 320. SEMI-WEEKLY NO. OF v. SEM I WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBUHHKD Tuesdays and Fridays BY W PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY At $2.50 pnr year, $1.2") for six months, 75 eta. .or three irm.ifcits. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The "EAS-IiE," of hong Creek, Grant County, Oregon, in published by the nme com pany every Friduv mirnlnir. Siihscrintinii price, ?'2per year. Fors'lvprtiitne nttcs. a'lr1res Xi. F-A-TTOSiaSOST, Editor and Manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Gazette." Heppuer, Oregon. THIS PAPKR is kept on tile at E. C. Duke's Advertisini! Agency, HI and 65 Merchants ExchanRS, Ban Francisco, California, where C0u racta for advertising can be made for it. iUnioh Paofic Railway-Local card. So, in, mined leaves Heppuer 9:4" p. m daily except Sunday HI, " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m. 9, " leaves " a m. ' 9, " ar. at Heppner 5:00 a. to. dail except Monday. East bound, main line ar. at Arlincton 1 ro h. ir. West leavei " 1:21 a. rr. West bonnd lo-al fr'ih leaves ArlinRton 8H5 . m., arriv is t The D'lles 1:11 p. m. Local passenser laviTh' Oi'hMa: t-M p. m. arriv s at PorClanclat7:00p m. OFFICIAL 3DI330TO3STr. United States OHli'iaU. President G rover Clevel and Vice-President Ad ai 8ivnson Bec-etary of Slate VVa'ter Q. Grealmm Bncretary of Treasury John G. Carlisle 8r.retary of Interior H"" Smith Secretary of War j.'nmei h. iinniont Heeretaryof Navy Hnry A.Hcrlwrt Postmaster-Gnneral William L. Wi son Attorney-General Kieliiril 8. Olney iSecretary of Atrrionlture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. (Governor W. P I o-d Secretary of State H. It. Kineaid 'Treasurer Pliii. lctrhHii "8 p. Pnh'ip Instrnction i. M. I win Attorney General C M. Id email u , IN. W. M.-Knil- Senators J.T. II. Mitch. II I Hinirer Hermann Congressmen y ij m,, iPrinter ' W. M. Lt ( K, S B an, Supreme Judges F. A. Mio-p, I C. K. W.iIvjHod Seventh Judicial District. 'Circuit Judge V. L. Brad-haw Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayno Hnrrow County Oltlcial". joint Senator Bepresentative ounty Judge ' Commissioners, J. M. Baker. " Clerk " Sheriff " Treasurer ' Assessor Surveyor " School Sup't.. " Coroner .. . W. Rowan ... J S. Bt-HiH) ..Julius Kcithlv . . . I. It. Howard .T. W. Morrow ..G. W. ll'irnnvton Frank UiMiain J. f. Willi- Gff,. Lord Anna Hi'sige" T. W. Ajrorn. Jf .... JlppliSIIMIMrilWTOSIW. " Mayor Thos Morgin C iiraciluiew O. K. Varnswort.h. M. Lic'itenthal. Otis Patterson, T. W. Aysrs, Jr., 8. 8. Horner, K. J. Sloouin. f 'order F.J. MslWk Treasurer E L Fre"lsnd Marshal N. 8. Whetstone Precinct (Mirers; Justice of the Peace E. I.. rWlanrt 'unstable N. 8. Whetotone United States Land OIHceni. TBK DALLES, OR, J. F. Moore K"Hstr A. 8. Biggs UeceiT-fr LA GRANDE, On. B. F, Wi'son Relter J. H. Kobbins HreWr ee:bst societies. KAWL1N8 POST.NJ.m. G. A. B. Meets at Lexington, Or., the lt Saturday of 4ach month. All veterans are invited to join. : C. Boon. Gko. W. Smith. Adjutant. tf Commander, LUM I5ER! IITK HAVE FOK SALE ALL KINDS OF UN V dressed Lumlrcr. 16 miles of Heppuer, at what 1 known as the SOOTT SA.WMIt.Tj. PER 1,000 FEET. KOUttU, CLEAK, - 10 00 - 17 60 TF DELIVERED I.N HEPPNER, WILL ADD x ta.uu per i,uou teet. aodiuuuai. L. HAMU.TON, Prop. I . A. llfi in II toi, Mau'ifr The comparative value of thete tweearda la known to most peraona. Thejr lllustrata that (riater quantity la Not always most to be desired. These carda eapreaa the beneficial qu si lly of RipansTabules At compared with any previously koowa DYSPEPSIA CURB Rlpant Tabulea 1 Price, 30 "nt Of drug 1 leu, or by maU. IIP1NS CHEMICAL CO., 1 0 Sprue It., B.T. 33 Simplest. Clt oiid lv4ivWf3M f f -'vr. Cocnre:i i.t Voders and prcrresl.e li.U f lAiiJ.N nUU AU.M3 CO., ( 4 HwAt Nkti w ft m mmMm oh U MM YJMmw E. McNEILL. Receiver. TO G1V1!3 TUB OHOICR Of Two Transcontinental 3EiLC "d T 3E3 & GREAT NORTHERN Rv. UNION PACIFIC RY. VIA VIA Spokane MINNEAPOLIS Denver OMAHA St. Paul Kansas City LOW RATES TO ALL EASTERN CITIES. Ocean Steamers Leave Portland Every 5 Days For SAN FRANCISCO. For full rlet'iils chII on O. R. i!' lit at llef ptier, i r mlilress & N. W. H. nURLBURT. Gfti. Pasa. Atjr.. Poktland, Oregon. TII13 WISCONSIN CENTRAL Run Two Fast Trains Daily Between St. Paul. 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Ayerf, Jr., Dmggbt The tlmmb if an tmfalllnfr lml of clia iicler. '1 Uc t-ijUi.it- i pt m- uuau'S a sir' iig wm. ltu'I e aiul firiunoss, ( Iom'I aiiit ir is tli bplUllIjlU'll 'I'vpC. lliC tilt. II. L O! UA.r of mivutifoii iiUsis uml ln,'tit:- anility. lJutli ct thiu 1 n 1m toi;(. to thu unsy r.i,:n or vom;-n; nnu Dfiiiurt'si'u Family Jila.?.int pre prirt'S t'i'Cfi-lK l'4' pndt pi it'( i- 0 whole voluiiu! of ra w itie: K. con riconl of il.e wliolu world wink ftr a nioiilH mny In; ri mi in hasf im hour. The Conical rJ i;t' n (lui ti'fe rctluemcnt, cultun-. uwi a love or miiMc, io tr-, am. fit-tion. A pern n with tlii t pe of thumb will thor. onlily ciijny ll.c litt-fM-y atiiartior.i of Di'iMiir I'd Jliipiy.ii.c. The Ar. f.n'. Tyt o ii i iriiti s a hive of hramvaiid nrt, ititti will thu.1 rare pletiMiru in llic n.apiiiH'ciit oil-picture of iomi1. K(J.j x2l inclu-H, repro duced from the original paintinir by IV i-ionjipiii, the iuoil ceUbraU'd of livhiif llowtT-pnintci'p, which will he given to ev ry t-uhenber to D niorcst's Muyazitie for 1K'5. The cost of tuis pupurb work ol nrtwaa ?3&0.00 ; and the leproduction cannot bfi diht'np;nil)ed from the or yinal. EcMdrs this, nn i;.Nquttg oil or water-color picture i; )ub lisln d in each Jiumbcr of the Jiaea zinc, and the art clcs art! po pro. iiii-clv ami Fiiperbly lllntrati d that the Magazine is, in reality, a port folio of art works of the l.tulie-t order. The Philosophic Type in the thumb of the t'dnker and inventor of ido f, vho will ho deeply inter csicd in tin 'fo developed monthly in D'-mnn &V& MaLr:'Zine, in every one of its numerous depai tmei tt, wh eh cover the en1 ire aitif-tic ana s iei, title field. ( bnniii-iinjj every fact, fancy, and fail of the day. )en)"ti f'B i" dimply a perfect F'-nidy WaErnyinc, and wps lomj ago c-i'Wned (Jmcn of the MonthiieH. heml in your pubKTipthni; it will cost onlv rU.00, aid you will have n dozen Man'iicR in one. Eddie's V. JhNNiMis D sUoiikht, I'lthll-hr. 1 Kat Mill Street, New York. 'I h'UK'h not a fashion n'apazine. iti peifi-ci fiifhion payi'H.tmd itarticlca on family inn domestic matter!, will hi; of Hipcrlntive iUeirt to those nmi skIi e the Fi ntinine Tvne of Thumb, which lin icatec in its smalt size, rilcnufiiiCKs, soft ta!l, ana snio'ith, rounded tip, thoho traits which belonc e-tei'tiallv to the rentier pct. evorv one of v oin fhould subscribe to Oiinoiet'Bj ; m. hie. If von tire unarmiatnted wtib in merits, ci nd for a spt-cimcn copv (fleet, and 'oil wPI admit Ibnt aiuing Iheno TliI'MlfS hut put '-a In tne way of itiv'n r.ioerv iv fllini in i e ,I:i'ii.iim evi r tiling Lo nuLiisfy the llUauiy wuul of hu uhoie family. I t:: 1 W:T-AV. ..i:.'f-.i.V''' 'V'- This extra ordinary Re Juveiwtor la the moat wonderful discovery of the aire. It his b- en eri t'ors. d lytha n.en of Kurnpo aiid America. Hutfyan is purely vege Uole. Hudyan stops Priniaturcneis cf the (lis. chari-e In 20 aarr. Cures 'F.OST MANHOOD i-V'4 Falling Hen. satlrns.N'r ry ouitwilclilng of the eyes and other paits. Rtrergthcns, invigorates and lotus the cn'lroi yidem. Hudjnn cu is Debility, Nurvoustjeui, i.m I ss Ion a, enddcveloiKi and n.Uns wesk i t(,'rs. P. Ins In the bscn. lo ma by clay or liiklitstopptd i.i''i"t' q;'!'k!v. Over t.yX) (nrtoserfents. Prciuot".ren,.s infrm Iin-iotimy in i lie flint rWc 1 : Is a yip "m of " inl"sl wen. tuin a id ban i nnc . i Lo JiivjxjJ lu leu days b II. 'j tuujof Hudyan. T.c" i i ', cry v ii tnrc' 1 y the Istiofthc o'd Li'ioi f IIlu on Msdical Iniliiute. it 1.1 the s'ronc j't vi aiiii r 'aie. H Is very ocil d, hot l.n nl'H 'old lit 81.00 a rek. awrl jeg.s for r'.O0!plslnsel'd loe). Wr '.leu gnarsuiee inwu for a euro. If yon buy Hjrhox.uu1 are lot entl'rly cnml.ula tnoto vtl'l t-exenl U i Ir. c ii'ail charfi . H'i lf r fir'-u sr-.it.d ui.moTilsls Ad lrers t;riH(ii hiklh:i. inmtitiik, Jb action Moi'Ut tn, .lurU. I A I liiafsia. stall I rjiir.ti u.l al. T ( DiHl llHliVM. TIjS nnilfrsiKned hnvini; Len reatorxl 10 lifHltli rjy annul., mean, all' r milT-r Inif for acvcral veiirx with a advert Inii HfT'Ctmn. an l that ilreal iliicum., Cm urn j.t n.ii. is hi. (nut .i mnke known .. file feiLi anfT'-'i-r t mesnsuf nr. To fll( Slho (elr it. Iim wi i ,eerfil ly alnl, frfa (if rlmrtt. a rupy of fhe pre snription nsel, wlncli f,y mill fin. I a iire O'ltn for ('iitiiirniti.i'i, Aetliui'i, (Im. lardi, I'.roticliitis and all lirm ni Im n rosls Ilea. H lixpt-a all sufT. rcrs will ns- Ida remedy as it l inv.iin.d.li. Tlir,. d siruitf li presrrij.li.iii, Lirn will n ol ttiern ti'' 1 1 1 1. 1. and ny r.ve a LI u.f will i.Un.(. k l lr. I y EIMV SUIt A WILON. iJr'xiV l n, N. Y. juull . A sure enre for the liipor In Int. cnr no tny. For fil pHrtfnUrs and 'rmsrall on T. W. A).r, Jr., ( it) I'riiif !-"( r. a if. ifce Perfect CURE for it W m m tea I ,",V .J. t. 4 A AMiiKICA FUijK-SPEECH. Old English Words Appear In New Guise Here. Loral Rustle Dialects Are Composed Al. most Entirely of Older Forma of Words Now Obsolete Some Queer Phrases. The English of book-reading1 Ameri cans differs from that of educated Eng lish people, Writes Edward Etfgleston in Century, only in those superficial traits that are the unavoidable result of a different environment and the fluctua tions of fashion. But along; the shore of a stream the current moves more slowly, and suffers eddies and backsets. Much old English of the days of Crom well, some that goes back farther even than to "Queen Marie's daies," will be found in the dialect speech of rustic neighborhoods in America. There are facts in the history of English words that will never be known until some of the younger American philologists go afield in search of the living forms that grow in the soil about them, and that are not less instructive than the dia lectsof England assiduously gathered by a multitude of observers, or the patois of the French country to which Littre was not above paying his re spects. Disavowing any pretension to be a philological expert, I propose to write here as an observer of American folk speech. On that portion of the history of the English language which has to do with its conditions and changes in this country, and on that alone, I may claim to speak with some authority, if the life-long habit of studying the people's speech, exceptional opportuni ties for observing it in many widely separated districts, and an extensive acquaintance with writings of all sorts, printed and manuscript, of the colonial period, call give authority. English travelers very early mention the differences between colonial speech and that of the mother country. This arose partly from the great number of new objects and processes that must have names and partly from English provincial words adopted into general speech in America. For example, "swamp," with a far-reaching Scandi navian ancestry, and no doubt a long provincial use in England, had to be explained to English readers, though its use appears to have been general in the American colonies. P.y 1070 it had passed into a verb in common use in Massachusetts; thus Ninigret, the In dian chief, is said to have ' swamped himself" when he had hidden in a wooded morass. In 1730 "swamp" formed part of a compound word; "swamp-law," in Maine stood for cer tain extra-judicial methods of attain ing justice known to all rude and pio neer lands. The word "Mvuinp," like oiuny other provincials of the tune, bett3J its forti nes by immigration, and was received into good English so ciety when it went back. There are indigenous words in our folk-speech, but our local rustic dia lects are composed almost entirely of words m tlieir older tortus or older senses, of English words now quite ob solete, and of words from provincial English dialects. When first I hoard farmers in the Lake Oeorge region call a "cowslip" a "eowslop," I smiled to think how modern the corruption was, and how eusy to imagine that the name had something to do with the feeding of a cow. lint rash guesses in etymology are ever unsafe; "cusloppe" is given as a form of the Anfclo-Suxon .viir.l nine eenturies ujjo. l.ie etymol ogists miss the history of this word, and of the word "slop," by not know ing that, both us noun and verb, "slop'' refers to any liquid or semi-liquid food for cattle, und this over bo wide a re gion of America as to make its an tiquity certain. Take unot her expression thut seems strictly American. "She is in a perfect gale," one says of a little girl or a young woman in a state of effervescent mirth. It is easy and natural to sup pose this to be modern, and to derive it from a seafarer's figure of speech. Hut the Dunes who settled in Englund spoke a tongue very much like the Icelandic, anil there is in this speech the word "gall" with a long vowel meaning a "lit of guyety," so that Anglo-Jluuish ladies in the court of Knut probably "got into u perfect gulu" as our American wom en and girls do now. In New England they have the verb to "train'' (or lo romp. For this I can find no re mote Biicestry; it may have come from the New Englund "trainin'," with its rum, cider and ginger bread, but I do not Cilnk it wi recent as thut. i have given enough examples to feliow thut the most ancient and least mutable part of a lungiiugu is the residuum the folk-speech. Fashions muy change, but the country man i;- slow to give up the ways and words ol his forcluthcrs. If the world'achange knock tin; sense out of a word, he will put unollier ineaniiig into it with ut little ultcration as possible. Some ol the provincial English (icoplc any "lull lowday" for holiday or holy day. Hut New Englund hullow. d no holiday, and kept holv no holy days hut the Suhbutii. So from holiday, or the broad sound of hallow-day, koiiih of our northern farmers get "hollow-day" that is, a day w ith no work in it. They attach quite am-thcr m-iim- to ' hollow" whi n they note the condition of the atmosphere in whiih sound Is easily carried. "The air la ao hollow that I can hear a train ten miles off," one will wy. DANGEROU3 COASTINQ. A runny Incident of a Trip llosra Kof ay Mountain. The Norwegian kjcrdke are queer little curriairea about ai feet Ion, mode for the drvceot of snow-clad mountain. They rarely eiccd a foot In width, and arc ralvl toioe elht or ton Inches on runner. In Ll right hand th rider carries a lon-r polo. ur)itisf from twrNo to eighteen feet in length, with whWu he Is aide to ' The !", e?r "I "A Winder Jaiin coasting, which is always dangerous, but seldom as funny as in the present case. A gentleman was riding his kjoclke down from Ilolmcnkollen, and before him on the road he saw a lady and gentleman walking. He called loudly to them to get out of the way, but either they did not hear or his pace was too great, and they did not move aside. As he rushed madly on, his little kjoelke, before he knew what had hap pened, whipped up the lady, and there she was sitting in front of him. What was his astonishment to find that he was conveying an utter stranger down the mountain-side at this breakneck pace! lie was too busy and too breath less to speak, and they sped away. The lady knew that she must sit quite still, and after the first shock she tucked her feet away and remained in quiet bewilderment until they reached the bottom. There they stood aghast. Each bowed to the other. Each apologized, the one for being in the way, the other for bearing off a lady so unceremoni ously. All reserve soon wore off, and by the time the lady's brother arrived he found them chatting and laughing, the best of friends. ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. The Quter Effect of Photoarraphlne; Upon Some Siberians. "I have witnessed a good many, amusing incidents in the course of my career," said a New York photographer, the other day, "but I think the one that struck me as the most ludicrous occurred while I was in Siberia a few years ago. I had my camera with me, and spent considerable time in taking pictures of the people and surrounding country. I had engaged the services of two native servants, and one day, having nothing better to do, I induced one of them to sit for his photograph. The fellow had never seen a mirror in his life, and I dare say had no concep tion of the degree of ugliness exhibited upon his countenance. At any rate he manifested no delight at seeing his picture, though his companion ap peared very much elated, and could not rest until I had taken his picture also. When the latter sa w his picture he also seemed depressed. The portraits appeared to have brought to the minds of both strange revelations, and they retired to their tent in a thoughtful mood, each trying to smooth down the bushy locks which crowned their heads. Presently one of them came to mo and borrowed a pair of scissors, and shortly after they re turned with scarcely a vestige of hair remaining on their heads and implored me to take their pictures again. The fruit of the camera was to them like the fruit of the tree of knowledge." ; What He Wauled. At the hospital ihe other morning, says Life, one of the patients was just recovering from an attack of delirium tremens, and, as is usual in such cases, desired to dress and go home more than anything else. It happened that one of the young ladies connected with the flower mission saw him, and, approach ing, said: "I have some beautiful roses here. Wouldn't you like some?" No response. Again she said: "Wouldn't you like to have some of these roses?" Slowly his head turned, and, slightly opening his bleary eyes, he said, much to the cmbar ssment of the young woman: "I'd a blamed sight rather have my pants." SAVING TIMBER IN MISSISSIPPI. Stringent State Laws for the Preservation of Forest from l ltliutlon. Timber depredations, according to the New York Evening Post, have been htopped practically in Mississippi by a law which punishes offenders severely There ore largo areas of forest land there la-longing either to the I'nited States government or to the state, nnd the temptation to settler in remote regions to enter upon them and help them' elves to wood was often too strong to l.e resisted. When driven from fedi ral land by deputy United States mr-r ,!iiilM, the timlter thieves found r fi'"e in the state forests, which were not ho well policed, and by moving fri :u the one territory to the other they contrived to escape arrest. The federal oHIeers finally became so vigilant that timlter stealing proved a dangerous business, and the thieves transferred all their operations to the state lands. The legislature thereupon passed the law referred to, and It hnr in proved the morals of the people so much that some districts which former ly were the scene of wholesale depre dations are now utmost frpe from the raids of poaching woodmen. The stat ute imposes a fine of two dollars per acre for each acre in every forty-acre sub-division of land upon which any trespass is committed. For the pro tection of private owners It also pro vides that for every tree cut down without their consent a fine of fire dol lars shall be paid. A Cockatoo's Peculiar Wlihn. In the exhibitof Mile. Muriska Mik losy, attuclied to IhlgenU-ck's trained animal show, there Is a cockutoo thut apM'ura to have an aversion to Old Eng lund. (me of the features which help to iniike Mile. Miklosy's trained cock atoos a Welcome item on the pro gramme consists of the hoisting of a iiumU-r of national lings. Tin; third Hug to be hoisted Is that of re;tt Jlrit aln. I'ntil recently the patriarch of Mile. Miklosy's llock, one "ringolrr," did the hoisting. JU-rently, however, another cockatoo, named "Vert-Vert." has Is-cn doing the work IriMcnd. "Vert-Vcrf does his work splendidly, except in one Instance. At every per forir.nnrn he jxisitivcly refuses to hoist the English "1,'nion Ju:k.M Neither j threats nr lrites run Induct him to j elevate. John Hull's banner. Ho run ; the rtA, whita and blue and the red, I white and bUck aloft wita neatnesa , and dir.po, tch. lie. sends the start and stripes tipwart In gallant hiipc, but when he gets to the flatf of Enflijd hei Strike sk. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report THE CHINESE LANGUAGE. It la Not So Monosyllabio as Is Commonly Supposed. Nor Is It as Difficult to Learn as a Hear ing of It Would Lead One to lielieve The Slothod of Study. There are about sixty thousand char acters in the Chinese language proper, but the average Chinaman no more learns all of these characters than the everyday American learns the one hundred thousand words in the Eng lish language. The Chinaman, howev er, learns on the average more than does an American in a similar position in life. A Chinaman who can neither read nor write is a rarity, according to the New York Evening Post. Chinese is not a moncsyllabic language, as many suppose, aud it is impossible to utter in Chinese any but the shortest Sv-ntences in monosyllables. In writing the Chinaman makes one complicated but integral character for each word, but that word may be properly spoken in two, three or four syllables. His syllables are divided by no longer in tervals than are his words, and that is what makes the language sound to a foreigner like a sing-song jargon. We do not know whether lie is telling a story or attempting a song. The Chi nese perhpps thinks the sumo thing of an American who bites off his words and swallows them or telescopes one into, the other, liusiness men thrown in contact with Chinei-e merchants who speak pure Chinese say that it is not difficult to learn. Instead of twenty-six letters, not including the useless &, the Chinese have five hun dred or six hundred syllables, and these are combined into various forms to make the sixty thousand words in their "dictionary." These syllables vary in meaning according to the tone in which they are spoken or t lie stroke? used in writing them. A Chinaman can unite any two of the six hundred syllables and make an intelligent word. This is not the case with the English language. This flexibility is perhaps owing to the shortness of their words (seldom more than three syllables) and the tone oi atretics belonging to the Kj'Uubles when spoken or written. A syllable may mean one of a hundred things, and its particular meaning is limited by placing another syllable of similnr significance before or after it, using its particular tone, or stroke when writing. Sometimes the syllables are uttered in such rapid succession that they seemingly form one word, but the trainect Chinese ear notes the tones, and he is easily understood the marvelous subtleties of accent convey ing the expression to a nicety. lie does not huve to state a proposition, and then, in order to make himself clear, restate it by the usual "or, in other words." There are no "other words" with the Chinese. The tone gives the meaning. The Chinese have a s: tern of two hundred and fourteen radicals, having various strokes from one to seventeen, which are combined with the characters. Each radical has a separate meaning, generally denot ing the simplest object, as man, sky, earth, water, king. The student first leui.is these, which answer to the A II ('; he next studies the syllables, or combinations, and thus he has learned to read and sMdl. (irouping the syllubles into words depends upon his powers of speech or of composition in writing. Whut is lHipularly known as "slang" Is not known to the Chinese. Their language is sufficiently copious without resorting to the brutal forms of speech. The most withering con tempt or the keenest of satire may be expressed in the politest terms. Uoineslle Dialect. There are many wonderful dialects In existence, as renders of modem lit erature, snvs Harper's Magazine, have Only SOc. Head THE III stock I np, gloret, children's clothing, etn., eUi." 'I ho why to t r ol con. .my. Ol'R SPECIALTY. ;:MT.'',h.T;.I,'.1, n0.,!"W.,1 r-t n e.,n,,,Vte .lt forfmrn w id lo fW il. A.l Ii.j fTinUrlitl, e . lo Vim nhtt. t imh rtiti in if fitivuivif Jul how lo U, m tt, flW..lU. lUU iuU Will b WuftU 1.U llUi'. tho tuf U.4) r;l tcrl.iUoIl tu tUjf f ulli.' 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Fox, formerly consul to liruiifnviiik, Germany, who has just returned to Washington. "During my visit to Hanover," said Mr. Fox in the course of a recent conver sation with a St. I.oiiisli'.olie lleiiiocrHt correspondent, "I examined an insti tution for the training of Jewish youth. Tho institution is something entirely new. It has been established by Alexander Aloritz Simon. Air. Simon is tho American vice consul at Hanover, where lie is also a prominent banker. Those who have knowledge of the situation in Russia and Germany to-day fully understand thut one of the chief causes of the unti-Somitie move ments in tiiose countries is that the jyvvs are solely dealers and traders. This is because children naturally ac quire a taste for and follow tho occu pation of tlieir parents and other rela tives. "Mr. Simon told mo," continued Air. Fox, "that in his visits to the United States in !Hti:3 and 1MI0, he remarked the distressing conditions of the Jew ish Immigrants, arising mainly from the fact that they were unable to per form such work as they could obtain from labor. Knowing no mechanical trade, tiicy were of necessity driven to puddling. Air. Simon, some time ago, became convinced that if many of the Jewish youth in Russia and Eastern Persia were properly taught trades, it would be the best answer to tho chief argument of the anti-Semitic agitators. Actuated by this belief, he founded this institution. He has purchased some seventy acres of hind near the city of Hanover. The necessary build ings have been erected .' o Hint sixty boys can be ueeominoiluUd. 'l ho prime object is to tench agriculture, garden ing and fruit culture in all tlieir branches. Carpentering, loeksmilhing, hhoeintiking, baking and other trades will be taught. The movement and the inslitul ion have already received the hearty indorsement and assistance of prominent Israelites in Europe. There is every evidence that the ex periment will prove successful and pio neer tho way for similur institutions in other purts of Europe." The emperor of Russia had up to a short time ago a double in the person f a banker of the name of Carlsben In Copenhagen. Ciirlsbcn was introduced some time ago to the ear, who himself remarked the extraordiuury likeness. This proved unfortunate for tho 'milker, who henceforth drove In a car riage and four, and was only too -ileased when he was taken for the em peror of all tht Russius. As a result Curlslien went insulin on tho subject und recently died in a madhouse in the firm faith that he w.is the cur. Tun lie licet'., Iiiamoiid Alining com pany of South Africa has paid itsshare--holders an average of about "5 per ccnl. yearly profit during the past live years. 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