Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, January 18, 1895, Image 1

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The man who tries to advertise I
With printer's ink consistent,
I One word must learn nor from it lurn,
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Gets the cream of all the trade.
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TWELFTH YEAR
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1895.
i WEEKLY WO. 619 I
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Union Pacfio Railway-Local caro.
No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 9:45 p. m. daily
exoept Sunday
10, " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m.
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at Portland at 7 KM p. m.
rjPXCX.A.Xj BIEEOTOST.
United Btatea Officials.
'president Grover Cleveland
Vice-President Adlai Stevenson
Secretary of Slate Walter Q. Gresham
Secretary of Treasury John (J. Carlisle
Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith
Seoretary of' War... Daniel S. Laniont
Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert
Postmaster.fleneral Wilson 8. BiBsell
Attorney-General Hiohard S. Olney
Secretary of Agrioulture J. Sterling Morton
State of Oregon.
Governor H. Pennoyer
Secretary of State G. W. McBnde
Treasurer Phil. MotschBn
8upt. Publio lnstrnction K. B, McElroy
I J. H. Mitchel
Henatora j j. n. Dolph
j Binder Hermann
CongrOBBmen j w. r, jsjiis
Printer Frank C. Baker
i F.A.Moore
W. P. Lord
R. S. Bean
Seventh Judicial District.
Cirouit Judge W. L. Bradshaw
Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayne
Morrow Comity Olticiats.
Joint Senator A. W. Gowan
Representative J- 8. Booth by
"onnty Judge Jnlins Keithly
' Commissioners J. It. Howard
J. M. Baker.
" Clerk .T.W.Morrow
" Sheriff G. W. Harrington
" Treasurer Frank Ctilliam
Assessor J. V. Willis
' Snrveyor Geo. Lord
" School Sup't Anna Halsigur
" Coroner T.W.Ayers, Jr
BKPPNIB TOWK OFFIOKBS.
Mayor P- O. Ttorg
Councilman O. E. FarnBworth, Mi
Lichtenthal, Otis Patterson, Julias Keithly,
W. A. Johnaton, J. L, Yeager.
Iteoorder... F. J. Hallock
treasurer A. M. Gnnu
Marshal
Precinct Officers.
Justice of the Peace E. L. Freeiand
Constable N. 8. Whetetone
United States Land Officers.
TBI DALLES, OB.
J. F. Moore : . . . Register
A. S. Biggs Receiver
LA OBANDI, OB.
B. F, Wileon Register
J. H. Kobbins Reoeiver
SSCXtSV BOCIETIES.
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ery Tuesday evening at 7.30 o'clock in
their Castle Hall, National Bank build,
ins. Soionrninff brothers aordiallv in-
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Meete at Lexington, Or., the laet Saturday of
ach month. All veterans are invited to join.
(.' C. Boon, Geo. W. Smith.
Adjutant, tt Commander,
L UMBER !
WE HAVE FOR SALE ALL KINDS OF CN
dreaeed Lumber, 16 miles of Heppner, at
what ia known as the
OOTT S-A-XVTVIIXjXj.
PER 1,000 FEET, ROUGH, - - - 10 00
" ' " CLEAR, - - 17 60
rF DELIVERED IN HEPPNER, WILL ADD
L 16.00 per 1,000 feet, additional.
L, HAMILTON, Prop.
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ODD TOST OFFICE NAMES.
Ourioua Results of a Reform of
the Postmaster General's.
Ingenuity Displayed In Some Sections In
the Selection of t'nlque Names
Many of Them Itemark
ably Abbreviated.
Postmaster General liissell wants
short names for new post ofliees. Some
of Mr. liissell's predecessors attempted
reforms in the direction of post office
nomenclature with rather curious re
sults. When the residents of a new
town in Missouri sent in their applica
tion for a post office several years ago
the name they suppested was not satis
factory to the department for some
reason.
"Select another name," wrote the
postmaster peneralj "something not sd
common, something peculiar."
"All right," the applicants replied,
"call it 'Peculiar.' " And the mail bag
has gone to "Peculiar, Cass county
Mo.," ever since.
If Mr. liissell doesn't have a run orl
"Short" post offices during the coming
months, savs the St. Louis Globe-Demo
crat.it will he because the American
sense of humor is temporarily short.
There arc already three Shorts in tha
United States. There are a Short
lieach and a Shortburgh, four Short
Creeks, one Shorter, and a Shorterville.
Then we have Short Falls, Short Hills,
Shortly, Short Mountain and Short (Iff.
North Carolina contributes the last
mentioned. Hut variety in short com
bination is not exhausted. Claims
have been allowed on Short Creek, two
Shortsvilles, a Short Tract and a Short
ville. Mr. liissell says one-syllable names
will be preferred hereafter. The post
office department has accumulated
quite a collection of monosyllabic of
fices. It hus two Arks, eighteen Hatha,
five pain Days, with numerous combi
nations like Hay City, Hay Centre, and
the like; seven Hells, two Halls, and
two Hull Plays. Indiana has a town
named II; it is in Tippecanoo county.
Tennessee has named a post office A H
C. One hundred and twenty combina
tions have been made with Hig, rang
ing from Hig Hur to liig Woods, with
such originality shown as Dig Hug. in
Arizona, and Hig Patch, in Wisconsin.
Eleven Hissells leave no room for fur
ther honors to the postmaster-general.
Ten liellefontaines are spelled in al
most as many different ways. The
Tennesseen ns seem to be fertile in the
selection of unique names. They have
got a Y Z post oil ice, a Yum Yum, an
Ipe, only one Jackson, strange to tell;
a Let, an Ai, an Andy, a Hen, a Hob, a
Boy, a Hud. a Cute, an Ego, a Gabe, a
Gath. alio. a Ken, a Loo, n Nancy, a
Notime, a .number One, a Seg, a Sill, a
Tang, a Tut, two Whigs, a ach.
Missouri runs somewhat to syno
nyms. She has a Peculiar and the
next thing to it, an Odd. She has a
Freedom anil a Libertyville. Missouri
has her share of homely names for post
offices, such as Pulltight, Dutchtown,
Uudenville, Jimtown, Drynob, Eben
uzer. Combinations with Lone seem to
be popular in that state. There are
Lone Elm, Lone .lack, Lone Dell, Lone
Oak, Lone Spring, Lone Star and Lone
Tree. The present congressional dele
gation has been well remembered.
.Missouri has post offices called Cockrell
and Vest, also Dockery, Humes, Joy,
liobb, Kyan, Hatch, Hall, Tarsney,
Hland. Missouri has a Grover in one
county and a Cleveland in another.
She has a Gresham, also an Ingnlls.
Who but a printer could have chosen
for Missouri post offices such names as
Jeff and Stet? Consider the phase of
human nature which prompted the se
lection of liraggadocio as a post office
address. Prohibition is neighbor to
Rolling Home. Paradise is not far
from Tribulation. Missouri has a Nish
nabotna, a Cockrum, a Nirvana, a
Nixa, a Lupus, an Arnica, a Job, a
Phlegcton, a Hlack Jack and a mount
ing Hose.
Adam is in Georgia, Eve is in Ken
tucky, Cain in Kansas, Abel in Ala
bama. A letter addressed to Canaan
may go to sixteen states before it finds
its destination. The long roll of post
offices contains a greater variety of
saints than the calendar. Virginia has
a St. Tammany's, St. Ann, St. Anne,
St. Anna, ' St. Annie. St. Anns are all
post offices. One St. Jo, five St. Joes
and eighteen St. Josephs attest the
popularity of that saint and the irrev
erence of his latter day admirers. In
Alabama there is a Saint's Store and in
Mississipi there is a Saint's Hest.
Texas and Iowa have New Yorks. Cin
cinnati is found in six states. There
are four Chicagos and seven Philadel
phia. St. Louis is found in Michigan
and Montana, as well as in Missouri.
Center is the name of a post office in
twenty-two states. The Centertowns,
Centervilles and other combinations
with 'Center number one hundred and
thirty-seven.
In Delaware county, Ohio, a post
office is named Africa. Virginia has
Negro Arm and Negro Foot. North
Carolina has Negro Head, and Arkan
sas has Negro Mill. The Acre is in
West Virginia. The Hay is in Louisi
ana. Other post ofliees with the
articles are; The Hend, The Corner,
The Dalles. The Falls. The Forks, The
Geyser. The Glen, The Grove, The
(films, The Hollow, The Plains, The
Hidge, The Itoek, The Springs, The
Square, The Weirs.
There is no post office named Yuba
Dam, although many people think
there is. Texas has a Yuno, and Cali
fornia has a Yuba City. Michitau and
North Dakota nave Devil's Lake.
There are three Tariffs one in Ohio,
which is quiu- lit; one in West Vir
ginia, and a third in North Carolina.
,l iffH '-rT-'if'?
j LUMBAGO
E.VGOVEKNOH CHAOWICK 1EA.
Stricken by Apoplexy, he Passes Away
Without Warning.
The spirit of another of Oregon's
pioneers has taken its flight from the
turmoil and strife ot earthly existence
and passed into tbe pale of eternity.
Stephen Fowler Cbadwick, ex governor
of the state of Oregon, is dead. At the
time of bis taking away the aged states
man was eutertainiog bis old-time friend
Mrs. Doctor Oweos-Adair, of Astoria,
surrounded by most of bis family, at bis
hospitable board Tuesday evening at
bis home in Salem. Dinner was in pro
gress and the ex-governor was in one of
his bappiest moods, contributing muoh
to tbe pleasure of the occasion, wbeD,
in tbe interval between closing of the
regular meal and the service of tbe
desert, bis daughter entering the dining
room from the kitchen, utteted an excla
mation of diamny and pointed with
frightened gestures to ber father. Mrs.
Chadwiok and Dootor Adair turned
instantly and beheld the aged statesman
lying back in bis ohair, purple in tbe
faoe and gasping for breath. Dootor
Adair with professional presenoe of mind
sprang instantly to his relief aud as
sisted bim to a prostrate position on tbe
floor, at tbe same time oalling quietly
for such remedies and stimulants as
might be fonnd in suoh a borne. These
were brought and instantly and skill
fully applied by tbe doctor, but there
was no response whatever to all she did,
and further tnedicBl aid was summoned,
but to no purpose, the ex-governor was
beyond tbe reach of all hnmaa agenoies.
Ex-Governor Chadwiok has been
prominently oonnected with tbe political
history of Mils state since 1851, at wbicb
time be came to tbe PaciSo ooast. He
was of Euglish and Scotch anoestry, and
his legal eduoation was obtained in tbe
oily of New York, being admitted to the
bar ot that state. Governor Cbadwick
began the prnctioe of his profession at
Boottsbnrg in this state. He afterwards
removed to Koseburg, and was tbe first
judge of Douglab county; later be acted
as prosecuting attorney aud deputy
United States distriot attorney, and he
also represented the county in the con
stitutional oonveutioo of Oregon. In
18(54 and 1868 be was presidential elector,
and 1878 oarried the vote of Oregon to
tbe electorial college at Washington;
this vote was cast for Horatio Seymour.
Id 1870 he was eleoted secretary of
state aud served two terms. In 1876, by
virtnro of Governor jj. Jf. urover being
eleoted a member of tbe United States
senate, Seoielary of State Cbadwick
bpoame governor of the state, in which
onpnoitv be rendered very efficient
service for two years. During his term
of ollioe, in 1878, the Iudiaus arose in a
moBt tbreating manner in Eastern
Oregon, causing great exoitement and
filling the settlers with consternation.
Governor Chudwiok went in person to
the front and made every possible effort
to furnish the people with arms for
defense; tbe outbreak was speedily
obecked, and tbe subsequent proceedings
proved tbe governor's wisdom. He
demanded of tbe ohiefs of tbe friendly
tribes that tbe Indians, who instigated
tbe resurrection should be tried and
punished by the state; after some ob
jection by the military authorities, the
demand was granted, the names of tbe
Indians were given, they were arrested
tried, aud pire were bung.
Upon tbe close of the governor's term
of office be sent a most oomprebnsive
message to the assembly, showing his
wide information and deep interest in
the stHte Bud her future prosperity. He
tben resumed bis practioe, and has sinoe
been busily engaged with legal work.
Ex-Governnr Ch idwick was a promi
nent member i f tbe Masonio order and
bas tilled every office n( the grand lodge
of the state. In his da'h the state of
Oregon has lost a good, wise and true
man, of pure and Bootless reputation,
earnest in tbe performance of duty,
honored and beloved by all.
Of bis family bo remain to mourn Ibe
loss of a fond aud loving husband, kind,
indulgent and affeolionute parent, his
wife and two sons sud two daughters
survive him.
it May Ho as Much for Yon.
Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, III., writes
that be bad a severe kidney trouble for
a oumbr of years, wild severe pBins in
his buck and also that bis bladder was
affected. Untried many so-called kid
ney cures bat without any good result.
Abont a year ago he began use of Eleo- ,
trio Bitters and found relief at once.
Electric Hitters is especially adopted to '
the oure of all Kidney aud Liver troubles
and often gives almost instant relief. One
trial will prove onr statement. Price
only SOn. for large bottle. At drug store 1
of T. W. Ayers, Jr.
A good story is told of a lazy and
loqiiHCious farmer whose farm lies along
the John l.iy river. He called at a
neighbor's bouse recently. "Hit down;
sit down." said the neighbor. "I don't
know as I ought," replied the farmer,
but nevertheless be sat down. After
some talking about the orops aud the
vnliie of an adjoining piece of ground,
the farmer said, slowly : "I don't know
as I ought to he Billing here. OHiue
over lo see if I oonld borrow a ladder;
our house is onre."
This will not last loo?. The (jazntte,
onp yr in advanre. from date of order,
ami on of GilhoiiHen'B hfe-ai.e crayoiiB
all for $4.70. Call and see us for par
tiouiara. Itv. J. Jj. rarrinb celebrated hwhUth
birthday U. 8ntday by deliverm
forcible aertuoD 10 ooe
cburoba
of tha Haiom
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
ABSOLUTELY PURE
KINK 1TKMS.
That ohinook has played bavoc with
our foot ot snow.
Tbe M. L. & T. Co. is building a new
addition to tbeir platform at lone.
Mr. Reub Sperry Is feeding a band ot
beep at lone during tbe snowy weather.
A danoing club was organized in this
plaoe which will give a weekly sooial
hop.
Tbe side track to tbe platform of the
lone Warehouse Co. is being speedily
Completed.
Sbiloh school closed after a tbree
months' term this fall, but we failed to
bear of any graduates.
Mr. Dick Labue is herding a large
band of sbeep, tbe property of Mr. Joe
Woolery, onr merchant.
Wheat hauling bud received a sudden
stop, but as tbe cbinook wind is drying
the roads, it is about to commence.
A ohild of Mr. Joho Ritchie has been
seriously ill. We hope it will speedily
reonver. A number of children are
afflicted with severe oolds.
If yon want to bear some excellent
debating, attend tbe Jordon Fork
debating olub. It generally winds up
with a good literary program.
Don't forget the protracted meetings
wbiob are to be in tbe near future.
Rev. Carle will do all in bis power to
make them interesting. It is something
that lone bas long desired and we hope
they will be well attended.
Jake.
Jan. 13, 1895.
An Old Soldier's Hecouunenriatlon.
In tbe late war I was a soldier in tbe
First Maryland Volunteers, Company
G. During my term of service I con
tracted ohrouic diurrhinn. Since that I
bave used a great amount of medioine,
but when I found any that would give
me relief it would injure my stomach,
until Chamberlain's Colio, Cholera and
diarrluea Remedy wan hronpht to n,,v
uu.iuo. t iiHuu it and will say it is the
only remedy that gave me permanent
relief and no bnii results follow. I take
pleasure in recommending this preDar
uliim to all of my old comrades, who,
while giving tbeir services to tbeir
onnntry, contracted this dreadful disease
as I did, from eating unwholesome and
uncooked food. Yours truly, A. E.
Bending, Hnlsey, Oregon. For sale by
Hlooum-Johnson Drug Co.
WESTON NOItMAIi NOTKH.
Editor Gazette:
The Weston Normal is in a nourishing
condition, about one hundred and
twenty students are in attendance and
several more are expected at tbe begin
ning of next term.
Tbe torm examination begins next
Wednesday, the senior class will be
examined in literature, moral acienoe,
geology, sohonl law and constitution of
Oregon, To receive a diploma from the
Weston Normal one must not fall below
seventy and make an average ot at least
eighty-five.
Last year tbree graduated from tbe
commercial con rue and six graduated
from the Normal course. This year tbe
number will be double that of last year.
And if tbe sobool receives an appropri
ation, in two years tbe number ot
students will compare with any Normal
in the state.
The Umatilla oounty delegation to
the legislative assembly are all in favor
of a liberal appropriation for the support
of the Weston Normal and all oitizeos ot
Weston and Umatilla oounty believe the
Normal should reocive support from the
state,
Kkpoutkh.
Wkhton, Or., Jan. 14, 1895.
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A local corporation, recently or
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on the top floor of one of the tallest
buildings in town. The attorney had
a room to himself; the secretary was
given another palatial apartment; the
superintendent reigned supreme in an
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course, compelled to outdo all the
others in leather-cushioned chairs,
massive tables and expensive bronzes.
The crowning glory of his private
office, says the Chicago Record, was a
hig clock with an elaborately carved
case. It was the hert clock in the en
tire stock of a local dealer, nnd it had
a long, shiny pendulum which was to
swing slowly and with regularity as he
came a clock owned by the president
of such a solid and respectable corpora
tion. On the first day the pendulum
stopped. The clock was sent back to
the dealer, whose experts took it apart,
oiled it anil set it running again. Once
more it was taken up to the presi
dent's office and once more it ceased
running. For a second time the ex
perts dissected it and found every part
in working order. It kept time to the
second for two days and was confident
ly returned to the buyer, who reported
back again in two hours; "The clock
has stopped."
An architect who became acquainted
with the facts in the case solved the
mystery. He said the oscillation of
the building counteracted and stopped
the swing of the pendulum. The
pendulum couldn't work with any
regularity so long as the building was
nodding around in the changing winds
like a eat-tttil before a summer zephry.
"So the tall buildings do swing back
and forth'.'" he was asked.
"Certainly; hut don't be afraid;
they'll not break."
MOUNTAIN SIclKNESS.
Why Climbers of Mountains Buffer Dis
tress at a Ortitln Klevatlon.
A French scientist hasannounced the
result of experiments to determine the
real cipme -f mn.iiinin .-i..ir...- n .
complaint that seizes many mountain
climbers, and which may be said to
correspond with sea sickness. It has
recently been proposed to bore a tun
nel from the base to the summit of the
Jungfrau. a distance of 1 2,(100 feet, and
to install therein a great passenger
elevator, but warnings of the dreaded
mountain sickness, which it is said
would surely lniilce the tourist repent
his temerity, have brought the project
to a standstill. Struck by the fact
that mountain climbers are affected at
an elevation of about 11,(100 feet, while
aeronauts can without trouble ascend
to double that height, the scientist con
cluded that muscular fatigue has some
thing to do with it. lie accordingly
placed under a hell jar two guinea
pigs, of whom one hud to work a wheel
while Hie other was at rest. The air
of the bell jnr was then progressively
exhausted. At a pressure equivalent .
to 11,000 feet the climbing guinea pig
allowed signs of distress, nnd nt 1 IJMWI
feet he renounced the struggle anil re
mained lying on his back. The other
guinea pig. however, appeared quite
comfortable up to an elevation of 18,
00(1 feet, and his condition bei'iime seri
ous only Ht a height of 24,000 feet.
There is such a tremendous quantity
of wine in Spain this year that they
absolutely do not know what to do
with it, Good red wines are being
sold for three farthings a quart, and
even at that price there are not enough
purchasers to take it all, and in many
places tbe wine growers are simply
throwing it away, because they have
no room to keop it and cannot sell it.
Near Liria, in Valentin, a vineyard
proprietor put out ou the high road a
little cart with a barrel of wine on the
top of it, bearing the inscription;
"Wanderer, drink as much as you like,
hut do not forget to turn off tbe tap."
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