1 liHIHI M1. ! Ill I I 1 1 Iltf1itl4r1tt4f . I III 1 1 I I I i 1 1 I'M 11 1 s 1 : I The persistent wooing lover I Is the one who gets the maid ; j 1 M the constant advertiser ' I Gets the cream of all the trade. I m 1 1 I MIMini l I mill III. hill. Mil. M ... 1 1 1 I III 1 1 lll.ll ..III I. OFFICIAL PAPER i iii inn in i h i ii ii i ini iiiiM ri'i i Ki i itiiiii i iiiii Miiir 5 j I The man who tries te advertise I E With printer's ink consistent, 1 One word must learn nor from it turn, I And that one word's persistent I - iftM'i m in i in in i imiii in i'iiiii iiiii i tcrt'iiM 1 1 1 1 1 1 M'i'iii it All tr TWELFTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 1895. w bemi-w; JEKLY riO, 6H.( 1BKLY NO. 300.1 s 4 f, II. h I I rm- ji Itei t nth f one -f: m, ars . ri '. OD ' uid i uld ? nei ier sr'a ire jj led. . n I the J tta I , to I 10W ft n4 'J ed , tru 1 " s id la i MS. 3U 1 & reaia i lis by I . umal . bring f M I i trade " I. TW. i SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY It $9.50 per year, $1.25 for six months, 75 ota. sot three monitw. - Advertising Rates Made Known on Application, The BL.amE, - f Long Creek, Grant 3ounty, Oregon, is published by the ame com pany every Friday morning. Subscription Brioe, 2per year. ForadvertiBinR rates, address I. Editor and Manager, Long ureec. Oregon, or "Irazette, Heppner, Oregon. THIS PAPER is kept on tile at E. C. Duke's Advertising Agency, 64 and 05 Merchants Exchange, Ban Francisco, California, where cou- raots lor advertising oan be made lor it. Union Pacfic Railway-Local card. No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 9:45 p. m. daily except Sunday 10, H ar, at Willows Jo. p.m. 9, leaves ' a. m. 9, " ar, at Heppner 5:00 a. m, daily xeept Monday. Kaet bound, main line ar, at Arlington 1 :26 a. m. West " " "leave " 1:28a. m. West bound local freight leaves Arlington 8:35 . m., arrives at The Dalles 1:15 p. m. Local passenger leaves The Dalles at 2 :00 p. m. arrives at Portland at 70 p. m. United States Officials. President .....Grover Cleveland Vice-President Adtai Stevenson Secretary of State Walter Q. Grushara Secretary of Treasury John G. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel 8. Lamont Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert Postmaster-General Wilson 8. Bissell Attorney-General Hiohard 8- Olney Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor S. Pennoyer Seoretaryof State G. W. McBnde Treasurer Phil. Metschan ' Bnpt. Public Instruction E. R. McElroy uf (J. H.Mitchel Benators j. N.Dolph 5 Hinger Hermann Congressmen jw & Ellis Printer Frank C. Raker ( F. A. Moore Supreme Judges W. P. Lord f R. S. Bean Seventh Judicial District. Circuit Judge W. L. Bradehaw Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayne Morrow County Officials. joint Senator A. W. Gowan representative J. 9. Booth by J punty Judge Julius Keith ly ' Commissioners. J . K. Howard J. M. Baker. 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J(r Sold Everywhere. tjr Grown Everrwhere. ft f SrERRYs -Seeds K Asa your denier tor tti-m sr,d for 4? k Ferry's Weed Annual for IWi.V Sj Invaluable to all plMiiterBanrt lovnra JF'! of Fine Vegetables and Beautiful jM'J f5. Moweni. Write tin it Free. AZd U. FKHHV CO., j JCJ RHEUMATISM BROOKLYN'S LATEST GAIN. The Quaint ld Plantation of Flatbush Which the lgga Town Has Absorbed. The beautiul old Dutc town of Flatbush, whth tas just been added to Brooklyn, is one if the oldest and most interesting setyWents near New York. The statemenljhai been made that it is even older thin Brooklyn. The facts are that BrooUynpot a Dutch charter in 1053, where (ii)V. Petrus Stuyves ant granted a pant for Flatbush in 1051, but both towis date earlier than those years, anj lrooklyn was the first one settled. I It was in 1530 according to the almanac of th lrooklyn Eagle for 1893, that three ctizens of New Am sterdam went orerto Gowanus and the Wallabout (now tie Nineteenth ward of Brooklyn) anl taught land of the Canarsie Indians, vho claimed all that shore. They built loon afterward, and thus began the stttement of Brooklyn. Cornelius Dickson established a ferry between our Peel sip and what is now the foot of Fultof street in KM3, and it was called thejfetry to Breukelen, after the name o a place in Holland. It was 1646 (somesa; in May and some say in June of thai year) when schepens were elected overhere, and the Dutch governor and co(ncil recognized the formation of a givernment across the river. They had given the whole of Conynen (Coney) iiand to Gvsbert Op Dyck two years before that, in 1644, but without surrendering the government claim upon the fpheries there. Ten years later, in 16(4, Flatlands, Flat bush and Brooklyn organized a militia company to scare away robbers and pirates. So Flatbifch first comes into the history of Brooklyn just two hun dred and forty years earlier than the bigger place swalloved it up. Flatbush was theti Midwout or Mid dle Woods and its settlement had been begun in 1651. Some persons insist that settlers went there as early as 1634, two years before the first New Yorkers went over to Breukelen, but 1651 is the first reliable date in the his tory of the old Dutch farming village. In that year Stuyvesant granted a pat ent authorizing the people there to maintain a village. To-day the old town is the seat of a tremendous real estate flurry, on ac count of which the old farms have been cut up by streets and parceled into lots which are advertised on all sorts of "easy terms" and for apparently very cheap prices. Trolley lines run out through the once noble main street of the vil lage and far beyond, and the confusion of a transition period makes the place very shabby. But some old Dutch houses and many noble and beautiful mansions of a colonial period still stand there beside country seats of grp.at sine and later da-te. Lovers of the antique and the historic in archi tecture have long been making pilgrim ages to Flatbush to gloat over the quaint fanlights, the old half-doors and the gable windows, and to revel in the pursuit of splendid mantels, and andirons, and door knockers, and the the like, few of which have been part ed with by their owners. A DOG'S KNOWLEDGE OF TIME. Day A Bow Animals Tell the Time of iioston Hubject How do dogs know the time of day? some one asks the writer, and pro ceeds to relate some stories to prove that they do know it. One of these stories is about a collie who starts every afternoon to meet his master, who always comes on the five-thirty train. Trains are continually coming and going, and whistling and ringing, but Pete pays no attention to any but this one. As soon as its whistle is heard he begins to bark joyfully, and never makes a mistake. Another dog became so much accustomed to going to the schoolhouse every morning with his little master, that when the boy was absent for several weeks, the dog still went on going to school, arriving punctually at nine every morning. Moreover, he never went Saturday or Sunday. With regard to the first case, says the Chicago Times, it might be replied, perhaps, by a skeptical person, that the dog was more likely to be able to distinguish the special whistle of the locomotive which drew the five-thirty train, than to know it by the hour of day. And yet, the writer has no sort of doubt that dogs do know when a certain hour arrives at which some thing regular and accustomed takes place. The second case seems to prove this very thing. There is a case on record in which a doctor, who was ac customed to visit a certain village at a certain hour on a certain day each week, always found a dog of his ac quaintance waiting for him outside the town, and it was proved that the dog never came to the place at any other day or hour. Evidently, all that can be said in ex planation of such eases is that animals are susceptible of having periods or cycles of time established in their in telligence by use, and that their igno rance of timepieces only serves to make the instinct the keener. It is well known that men who have never pos sessed watches, and who work or hunt habitually at 'a distance from clocks, are very expert at estimating the lapse of time. Perception of this kind un doubtedly may le cultivated in an in telligent animal as well as a man. A rainmaker in India has an ap paratus, consisting of a rocket capable of rising to the height of a mile, con taining a reservoir of ether. In its descent it opens a parachute, which causes it to come down slowly. The ether is thrown out in tine spray, aud its absorption of heat is said to lower the temperature about it kuflicie&tly to condense the vapor and produce a limited shower. is made to euro WILD btrt8i5 HIS FRIENDS. The Queer Storlos Told About a Pioneer Washington Rancher. Among some visitors to Seattle the other day was Peter Gallagher, a rancher living three miles from Ren ton, says the Seattle Press-Times. Mr. Gallagher is one of the pioneers of the sound country, and has lived on the same place for twenty years or more, taking up a quarter section as a home stead from the government. By years of hard toil he has cleared up and im proved a splendid place, which, though secluded from the outside world, is a model ranch, of which the owner is justly proud. Mr Gallagher is not given to hunting and does not molest wild game of any kind, and to this may be ascribed the tameness of a number of animals which make the woods in that vicinity a home. One of these, a black bear, has for a year visited his stockyard almost daily and eaten with the cattle, lying down among the calves and displaying neither fear nor ferocity. Mr. Gallagher goes among the stock and frequently passes within two or three feet of his bearship, not only in the yard but in the woods. He pays no attention to the bear and the latter never offers to molest him on the contrary, eats with evident satis faction pieces of bacon and other scraps from the table that are thrown out to him. The bear is a handsome three hundred pound fellow and appears to enjoy the company of the cattle. Other pets are a pair of fawns that run around with the young stock on the place, eating with the calves and lying down among them as contented as though with their own kind. They evidently come from the vicinity of Cedar lake, where considerable hunt ing is done and from, which section game is being driven. Mr. Gallagher says he had rather part with the best cow on his place than one of the fawns. This is the second time fawns have taken up their abode ai, this place, the first pair coming there about five years ago and remaining with his stock for two years, even going into the stables and being locked up over night. He gave them to a neighbor, who in turn presented them to friends at Snoho mish and up the Skagit. This sounds fishy, but not only is it vouched for, but it is further said that wild ducks and geese alight in hiB yard and show no fear in his presence, though the ap pearance of a stranger is the signal for flight. Mr. Gallagher never hunts and will not allow hunting on his place nor interference in any way with his pets, either quadrupeds or winged. OUR GREATEST DEADHEAD. The Poatmat.r o.nwl Has Itnllmltart Fosses on All Kallroad Trains. "The postmaster general of the United States has at his command greater number of railway mileages free of cost than perhaps any man in the world," said a railway passenger conductor to a St. Louis Republic man recently. "My ignorance of this came near costing me my job a few years ago. "Over in Illinois one midnight the through train of which I had charge was flagged at a little way station and a red-faced man climbed aboard the front passenger coach. The stopping of my train at that hour of the night made me mad to begin with, and 1 was in no good hmor when I approached my new passenger to collect his fare, Then, when he shoved at me a much- handled piece of pasteboard, signed by the postmaster general and command ing in imperious language that the holder be carried free of charge on all trains carrying United States mails, I lost my temper completely. 1 was so mad that I would liatcn te- no explana tion from him, because I considered him either a train robber or an impos- ter, and I made him pay his fare in the coin of the realm, for which I gave him a receipt. "I soon heard from my mistake after I reached St. Louis. The post office authorities and the railway people came down on me like a thousand brick. I learned from them that my midnight passenger was a post office inspector, and that every man in this service is provided with a card from the postmaster general commanding the conductors of all railroad trains which carry mail to pass the bearer free. The name of no railroad com pany or official appears on the card, but the holder of it can travel on any road in the United States as far as he wants to go without paying a cent " "There Is a species of fish In the In dian ocean which have a very remark able peculiarity," said a Philadelphia naturalist. "This fish is provided with a short snout, which it uses very much as a sportsman uses a gun. Swimming close beneath the surface of the water, it watches the flies flitting about di rectly overhead, and having selected one to its fancy, suddenly thrusts its head out of the water, and with un erring marksmanship discharges sev eral drops of water at its victim. Con fused, and with its wings drenched and rendered temporarily useless by the watery projectiles, the insect drops to the surface of the water, where it is gobbled up by its voracious enemy. These fish are said to be able to bring down a fly in this manner from the height of two or three feet." BETTER THAN ABANK, A Mailnan Don's ftllvpr fln, Which Ha Taps W"henvr lie Needs Cash. A resident of Mexico recently related the following story to a writer for the Kansas City Journul: "A Mexieaii grandee, whose name is Don Alcuiur Ue Chilicolorow, owns a owns a -' mtaitis a aao rich famuun mine of incxhuuntiMe the stale or Ltuhuanua It eon hWh grade sliver or, and i that whenever the don or hie senora run short of monsy thoy simply direct the head pronto gather together his delegation of twelve or thirteen serfs and their equally patient and uneom- plaining fellow serfs, the burros. Then 1 the don mounts the head burro and the procession takes the truil for the fam ily mine, as it is called. The mine has been in the potsesbion of the don and his ancesstors for the pabt four cen turies. It it nothing but t ruda. tunnel Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report .ABSOLUTELY PURE in the mountain side. The entrance to the tunnel is securely barricaded with heavy timber doors, Which are securely locked with three old Spanish locks, the kevs to which are alwavs in the possession of the don. When the mine I is reached the don unlocks the doors. He then directs his body servant to swing his hammock beneath the branches of a massive tree standing at the entrance to the mine, which was well grown sapling when the first don of the family discovered the mine four hundred years ago. 'I he peons are then set to work getting out the rich silver ore, which they put into baskets slung upon the backs of the burros. It is but the work of five or six hours to get out ore that will be worth several thousands of dol lars. The ore is free milling ore and it is no trouble to work it. While the ore is being taken out of the mine aud put into the baskets the don is lying m his hammock leisurely smoking cig arettes. When the baskets are full the don manages to pull himself together long enough to lock up the mine and seal the entrances and the cavalcade then starts back and goes straight to Chihuahua, twelve miles away. As soon as they arrive there the don sells the contents of the baskets, for which he receives from twelve thousand to eighteen thousand dollars in cash in Mexican money. He gives his peons a liberal tip besides their meager wages which they divide, like the conscien tious peons they are, between the church and the pulque merchants and reserve a small modicum to keep them selves and their families partly clothed aud fed until the don holds his next grand rally, which occurs four or Ave times a year. The don owns a mag nificent hacienda, has a lovely wife and two beautiful daughters, who have all the pride of the true Castilians. The hacienda contains over six thousand acres and is one of the principal high' ways leading out of Chihuahua, upon which, like most of the land own ers of the country, he pays little taxes." DISBELIEVES IN MICROBES. An Old Yanke Who Sticks to the Sulphur (Mo.) 'I.anse-M and Cider. The New York Mail and Express rambler has an old friend in Boston of the name of Jeremiah Nason, who has a fund of quaint philosophy concerning the habits of sheep and men. fie lived for many years near Dedham, and is an authority on wool growing and on the weather signs indicating when it is proper to make changes in clothing and to "physic the system." "1 am seventy-two yeara of age," he used to say, "hale and hearty, and could drive a stagecoach to-day as well as 1 did fifty years ago if there was only one of 'em to drive. Why am I healthy? Shol Every spring I take sulphur and molasses for three days. I lay most o' my health to that. Never drank any kind of liquor except now and again a little hard cider, and cider, let me tell you, is a grcnt, thing for the stomach. Besides, I never took off my winter clothes until after the 'sheep storm,' and theu I never was much of a one to worry. That's what eats a man up worry. If he wants a lot and can't get it and he goes out into the cold with his pores all open he's just likely to catch a cold and die, but if he will just trust to the good Lord, eat hreakfastut daylight, put in a good, honest day's work and go to bed at ten o'clock with an easy conscience, he'll live out the full span. "I'm no believer in these new-fangled ideas about microbes and the like. I've never seen any of 'em. Why, the way doctors talk you'd think we couldn't eat anything that's safe. 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The old gentleman jumped from the chair where he had been seated and put both hands to his ears. He couldn't stand the noise from the street and the least sound startled him. He was one of the most pleased men I ever saw. L'e went away and it was several weeks before I saw him again. He called at the office with his wife and she did all the talk ing. She hardly, raised her voice above a whisper and every now and then she looked at her husband in a timid way. She said that for several days he would not allow the least bit of noise in the house, and that he butchered some pigs before their time because of being affected by their squeal His daughter and her husband had lived with them for two years and they had to leave on account of the crying of their six-months-old baby There were two clocks in the house, one in the dining room and one in the bedroom. These he stopped on account of the ticking The clock in the bedroom was an alarm clock. It went off one night. He ljumped from bed and nearly broke his neelt by falling head first on the floor. The woman said that she had to keep the house as quiet as a country grave yard for more than two weeks, for it was that long before her husband be came accustomed to hearing. His daughter, however, has gone back to the farm with Imr baby, and the clocks have been started again." Emperor William of Germany, it seems, will not visit the theater on Sunday. While, on his recent trip to Italy the managers of the Theutro Fenice, in Venice, gave a special enter tainment in his honor on a Sunday, but the audience wuited in vain for King Humbert and tho emperor. It was learned later that he had called in stead on Countess Annina Morsinl, and told her, according to Italian papers, that he had not at tended a theatrical performance on Sunday since ho had ascended the throne. Frnga Are Wonderrul. 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