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PEfrJ the ase. It PMM has been en- : Ki(??cSHTa doreed by the SH''SlSg leadlngkcicn- WVK!i! tifio men of . KiuT.a Kief vego' Mjm Hudyan stops Premalureness M$mWfin of the dig. tSifjU'tMla charge in 20 fWSt9ml'lA manhood 1 mm St. Jacobs Oil Will Cure It cs0dtesstMSMa9) "GREATGRIZZEIESr The Immense Bears That Roam tbe Woods of Manitoba. Larger Than Any Others of the Sam. Family In the I nlti d Btntes TliouKh Still to Uo l onncl T.ioj ,Vre .Not Ho Kuiueruus as Formerly'. Fifteen years ago, says a Manitoba pioneer in the Chicago Times, the irrizzly bear was so plentiful among; the .Manitoba Uockios that the Hudson Bay company annually secured many hundreds of their skins from the army of hunters and trappers that had its range in that wild region. Hut to-day this fierce and ponderous beast no where so fierce or of such enormous proportions as among the Manitoba fastnesses is quite a rarity in its old haunts, and I doubt if one can now be come upon without a difficult and tedious journey of at least three nun dred miles into the interior wilderness of the province. The grizzly has met I with almost as hard a fate as the buffa' lo, although, from the nature and isola tion of its present retreats and the dimculties attendant on hunting and trapping for it, the grizzly bear, like the Manitoba moose, will never be' come extinct in that country. 1 know no reason why the grizzly bear of the Manitoba Itockies should grow so much larger than the grizzly of the same mountains in the states, but a long and varied experience in hunting these animals in their respective 1 calities has proved to mo tliat such is the fact. No grizzly bear that I ever captured, or that I ever knew to be captured south of Manitoba measured more than seven feet and a half from muzzle to tail or weighed more than twelve hundreds pounds. Hut it was no uncommon thing in the palmy dnyf of grizzly bears in Manitoba for the hunter or trapper to be confronted by one ol tnese monsters nine feet in length and with a bulk of fifteen hun oreci pounds or more. 1 nave seen Manitoba grizzlies that, when they tnrew themselves on their haunche and rose erect, towered five and six feet above me, and I want to tell you that it takes a man with lurjre tiuan tity and the best quality of nerve to stand in that tremendous presence and prepare to do battle coolly and witli a level head, tirizzly bears, like all tin rest of the bear family, have the curious habit of rising against a tree, and, Reaching up as far as they can with their forepaws, malting marks in the bark by digging in with their claws. have more than once come across these measuring m:irks of a grizzly, as the marks on the bark are culled, twelve feet above the ground. Imagine com iug suddenly upon a buast like that in some deep ravine or isolated spot al most impassable owing to the down timber heaped and tangled on the ground and surrounded by rooks and thick underbrush. The sight of hi great jaws, open and red, and his eyes Hashing in fury at you from the enor mous head that towers so far above you, is something only to be appre ciated when once seen. When there were buffaloes on the plains Manitoba grizzly bears were keen and persistent hunters of them. When a grizzly and a bulfalo met there was sure to be a fearful contest, al though It seldom lasted long, and the buffalo was usually the victim. The buffalo bull when confronted by a bear would invariably charge ferociously upon its big and ugly foe. This was just what the bear desired and he waited erect on his haunches the onset of the buffalo. As the latter rushed forward with lowered head and was almost upon the bear, the immense grizzly threw himself quickly to one side and with a blow as quiek as light-nin-r with one of his great forepaws seldom failed to break his antagonist s neck. A Manitoba grizzly has been known to engage in rapid succession, four and even live infuriated buffalo bulls, and kill every one of them. It somotimes happened thougli that a bull younger and more agile than his com panion succeeded in evading the fatal blow of the grizzly's terrible paw long enougli to give in turn a deadly thrust of his horn into the bear's side, punc turing the vitals, and making the con test a mutual slaughter. In general characteristics, of course, the Manitoba grizzly is not in any way different from others of the family. While I believe that a grizzly bear will sometimes wait and precipitate a fight with a man, and take pains to put him self in the way of one, in the great ma jority of cases he will take a second thought about the matter and back out. A queer instance of this disposi tion came to my knowledge once where a famous Manitoba guide courageously advanced upon three grizzlies, an old she one and two half-grown cubs, and, by a series of ridiculous monkey shines and acrobatic maneuvers within a rod or two of the threatening licars, filled them with such astonishment and ap parent fear that they retreated to the woods as fast as they could go. The hunter's gun had snapped in both barrels, he having drawn on the old bear before the young ones came upon the scene. It wos in a fit of desperation that he tried the turning of a handspring and jumping up and down, clapping his hnnds and resorting to other unhunterlike measures. He had been told once that a hunter had frightened a mountain lion away by similar absurd movements, and lie found that it worked to perfection in the case of the tliree grizzly bears, but he never, even in the face of that fact, advised or encouraged anyone to go hunting Manitoba or any other kind of grizzlies armed with nothing more than a capacity to turn grotesque somcrsaulls. Bruise YUUNG BUT A WISE OBSERVER. What a Little French Girl Saw at a Hall to Amuso Her. The little French girl stood at my elbow while I wrote. She was leaning on the window sill, one little hand sup porting her black head, says a writer in the New York Advertiser. Far across the lawn she could hear the rise and fall of music and the sound of laughter and of tripping feet. Red and pink lanterns swung from the balconies in the night breeze. I was very lonely. It wasn't complimentary to the little French girl, but the little French girl did not care for dancing and I did. Suddenly she gave a little laugh. "Why are you giggling?" I asked rather crossly. "Because the world amuses me," she murmured. A very good reason, to be sure. But when the world amused me I never laughed. Patinette is more than clever for ten years, and more bizarre in her notions than clever, so I asked: "Why does it amuse you?" "Well, par example, is it not bete to dance, to dance always one way, round and round, with no aim to get nowhere, only to go round, to twirl?" "Yes; very stupid." "And is it not bete to stay up till twelve when one's bed is ready at eight and one's eyes sleepy? And is it not stupid to wear a decollete gown and long gloves when one's arms are prettier than one's neck? The world m'ainusc!" And she laughed softly to herself, and I could not help thinking what she said was true; and I no longer envied the merry-makers, but thought anyone would envy me my solitude a deux and my intellectual companion. Some moods need only a straw to bal ance them. TWO SIDES TO THE QUESTION. In Flttlnfr Spectacle Bows to the Ears Both Must Be Considered. Having selected a pair of frames with a nose piece of the right height and spread to bring the glasses into the proper position, and having had them fitted with glasses made in accordance with the oculist's prescription, the op tician now proceeds to fit tho com pleted spectacles to your head, says the New York Sun. You might put them right on and wear them off just as they are. But no, he reaches over and places the bows over your ears himself. Then he tries the spectacles gently, as they rest upon your nose, taking hold at the outer ends of the frame, where the bows hinge. Not just right, lie takes them off again and smooths the bows out between the tips of his fingers and changes their shape a little and tries them again. Better, but not just right j'ot. He takes them again, and smooths out and bends in a little more. You observe as he hands them to you, as lie does this time, that the bows have not only been changed somewhat in shape, but now they vary in sweep and curve. You put them on and find that they fit perfectly and very comfortably, lie touches them and finds them right and says so. - Senator Harris' Plain Living. Senator Harris, of Tennessee, is not one of the bon vivants of the higher body of national legislation. He is very democratic in his gustatory tastes; a pair of hard-boiled eggs and a bottle of beer off the ice is his favorite lunch in summer, and during the R months he cats raw oysters covered with red pep per, never lorgetling the cold bottle of beer. WOKE HIM UP AT LAST. How a Blocplns; Telegraph Operator Was Aroused to Duty. There is a good story about a tele- grnph operator who once worked the land wires in the Duxbury cable oflice going to sleep one night and a message having to be sent six or seven thou sand miles to wake him up. The oper ator is now a practicing physician in Cambridge, Mass., but before annexing M. U. to his name was one of the gilt- edge telegraphers of the country, says a writer in Donahoe's Magazine. One night while on duty in the Dux- bury office he fell asleep at his key. The sleep wos a sound one. The New York operator called till out of patience, when he sent a message to Boston requesting the chief operator in charge to tell Duxbury to answer Iew York. The sleeper, however, was as deaf to Boston's "Di, as to the impatient characters flashed on from New York. In the cableroom next the sleeping operator was the cable artist. The room was dark and he was watching the mirror for the tiny sparks that in those days went to make up a message. To him Die Morse alphabet was all Greek, so the sleeper slept on. ! Seeing no other way out of the muddle and thinking the operator asleep, New York called Canso in Nova Scotia and addressed a message to the calde operator at Duxbury. The mes sage read: ; "(Jo into the other room and wake up that operator." ( anso sent it to Heart's Content in Newfoundland; Heart's Content rushed it across the deep to Valentin. From there it went to London, thence U) Hover, and across the channel to Calais and to Brest. lirc:,t kept it moving on to Miquclon and Miiicon gave the cable operator at Duxbury a unique surprise. The sleeper was then aroused, about eleven minutes having icen taken by the grand round of the :ablegnim. He tried to explain mat ters by telling New York he was out f adjuKtmwit. The story didn't 1111-; press the olncials as lieing truthful, ' and in a day or two there was a vacancy ' n Duxbury. THE SOLDIER'S WORK. 4 ItaRuliirs Labor tho Mme m Any Other Currying a tfiin ari-l shouting when yon an- orc.eivtl t- snoot is a bum n ess Die wtiin; as laying-bri,;k or rmikinjf a boiler to the ;:vera;c rtulur HoMicr," Nti:! one of tho privates of a company oil fruuiil at the custom Jiou.sa during i thi; 'rvfit strike. the UlW'flo Highest of all in Leavening IX assess Absolutely pube ued, "wh-j call themselves laboring people, and jeer at us and insult us, seem .o forget that when a man enters the regular army in times of peace lie doesn't do it from any par ticular motive of patriotism. It is a buMuess with him, and it has less of feeedom in it than any class of labor that 1 know anyhting about. A regu lar is absolutely under the eyes of his superior day and night. He can't go across the street without permission. He has requirements made of him every hour in the day. lie undergoes about as many privntionsas any laboring man I ever heard of. I wonder if some of these civilians who think proper to jeer at us, and insult us, as many have done in Chicago, ever stop to realize what we have done for their welfare and good in other times? I wonder if they think we have been kept, sometimes for months and years, away from the civil ization which has given them so many advantages? I wonder if they think we aiv dohv this thing for our health? the regular private is as much a labor ing man as any now on a strike: he is under a contract, the violation of which means disgrace if not death. And yet it iTin..ir.cd for us, who have been mnoug Indians and snowstorms an.l nil privations, to come here, under orders, to be insulted and spitefully used." THE ORIGIN OF TATTOOING. It Dales So I ar Illicit Thnt It Is Lost In Antiquity. Tattooing dales back so far that it is impossible to discover when it was first practiced, hut it was one of the prac tices that wero prohibited to the .lews, fur in Leviticus 1 11:28, is the follow ing: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your ilesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you." From this it may be inferred that tattooing was prevaleut in the days of Moses. It is a custom that prevails among the savage nations of the earth and tattooing is practiced to this day, except where Christianity and civilization have put a stop to it, It was at one time years ago, and is yet, but not to such a marked degree, a fad among sailors to nave various designs placed on the body. It was also a fad among a cer tain class of silly women to have their lover's name tattooed ou the arm or breast. There are sailors in almost every seaport at this time who are will ing for a consideration to place figures on the llesh of any who are foolish enough to have disfiguring marks driven beneath the surface of the skin with needle points dipped into coloring matter. MOURNING FOR SNAKES. Mew England Hcplll.-n Must Be Taking Their Vacation. Whenever you say: "This is a splen did season" to the Boston Journal's snake editor, he shakes his head sor rowf ally and remarks: "Not a bit of it It's the worst season on record." "Why, didn't you see the other day that rattlesnakes had appeared at Exeter, N. II.?" ho was asked by an in quirer. "What of that?" was the reply. "Would you consider that that was worth being compared with the story from the west about tho man who went down into an abandoned mine and killed one hundred und thirtyJ three rattlesnakes, drank a quart of whisky and earned one hundred dollars in less than an hour?" And the snake editor's eyes fairly glistened at the thought of the ad venture. "Don't you remember the eight-foot snake found out at the Back Bay?" "What is an eight-foot snake in Bos ton to lie compared with the big ser pent stories coining from other parts of the coiinlry. There was the boa con strictor who escaped from a cage and hid in a sewer." "Oil, thut was old." "No; that happened in Washington, anil is vouched for. Then there was Only 50c. Read stockings, gloves, children's clothing, etc., etc." The way to begin real economy. A OUR SPECIALTY K"''n month we tell yon howto get a complete suit for from J , . , m.OO to l.0O eoual to tailor made. Just how to do It. 9 Whru to K't it. All the material, even to the mlntitrat Utile article of trlmoilnir JiiHt 4 how to make It, etc., etc. This alone will b worth fifty times the cost of the subscription i to any woiuan. 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Marvel. 9 Tuk h itr-M "Tlie I'uihes " 10 y iit'ii v Hni'i akd l")i iti t J- ack. fhiu Reads. 11 fi! fi.r i.i tiik fii-AhlH -('h.-tn. lJkkeni, u. A '.I'KK dim. -Mary Of il Hay. 13. Mms f amh k' f:i;Hr aim I.M.TL'Kfcii, D. Jerrold. 14. tALLk-U liA' K Hugh Conway. Address, THE McCALL CO., Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Powder the duel between two jealous boa con strictors in a Brazilian forest, and the two different stories about men barely escaping being swallowed by pythons, and the educated black snake which milked a cow, and the man who caught eight ground hogs and was attacked by black snakes anil had to throw the ani mals away to appease the reptiles." This was a long sentence and the snake editor had to pause for breath, but before the questioner could gej, in a query, he resumed the catalogue. "Then there was the reappearance of the sea serpent in the Pacific ocean, and the man who eats rattlesnakes in preference to spring chickens, and the snake charmer who was being photo graphed with his pets, when they went on a strike and demolished the estab lishment. I had almost forgotten the two cases of people on the California coast who were seized by shall I say ocotpuses oroctopi? and almost killed. No, this has been a splendid season for snake stories in every section of the country but New England, and it is enough to drive an enterprising snake editor west, where there is something to do. New England isn't in it." And with that the disheartened snake editor mournfully wended his way to ward a place where he could go in training for seeing snakes as much as he liked. SIGNING THE DECLARATION. Files Pestered the .fathers of the Repub lic as They Created It. , Jefferson was fond of telling a story which illustrates in a forcible manner the importance that absurdly insignifi cant matters may sometimes assume, says the l'hiladelpliia l'ress. When the deliberative body that gave the world the declaration of independence was in session its proceedings were conducted in a hall close to which was situated a livery stable. The weather was warm, and from the stable came swarms of Dies that lighted on the legs of the honorable members and, biting through the thin silk stockuigs then in fashion, gave infinite annoyance. It was no uncommon sight, said Jeffer son, to see a member making a speech with a large handkerchief ill hand and pausing at every moment to thrash the ilies from his thinly-protected calves. The opinion of the body was not unan imous in favor of the document, and under other circumstances discussion might have been protracted for days, if not weeks, but the flics were intoler able. Efforts were made to find another hall, free from the pests, but in vnin. As the weather became warmer the Hies grew worse, and the Happing of handkerchiefs was heard all over the hull as an accompaniment to tho voices of the speakers. In de spair at last some one suggested that matters be hurried so that the body might adjourn and get away from the Hies. There wero a few mild protests, but no one heeded them, the immortul declaration was hurriedly copied and, with handkerchiefs in hand fighting flies as they came, the members hast ened up to the table to sign tho authentic copy and leave the flics in the lurch. Had it not been for the liv ery stable and Its inmates there Is no telling when the document would have been completed, but it certainly would not have been signed on the Fourth. 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