Ji l l lit II 111 1 IH HI I I I II M I III I i t 1 1 1 i t 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 linn i a OFFICIAL PAPER i 1 1 i M 1 1 1 1 1-1 1 1 1 1 i.tt 1 1 iihhiw I n 1 1 rM hi I i The niaii who tries to advertise I With printer's ink consistent, f i One word must learn nor from it turn, I 1 And that one word's persistent I 2 S 5 MI Kill III IMIItililit lUlltrmi j;itii ml 1 1 n ( M-ftiiMi The persistent wooing lover i Is the one who gets the maid ; I And the constant advertiser i Gets the cream of all the trade. j Z M II I I ttl I M444iM I I I I I IH 1 1 1 HI M 1 1 1141 1 Mil Ml H M I ll TWELFTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY. DECEMBER 4, 1894. WEKKLY rtO. 613.1 SEMI-WEKKLY NO.9.1 SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. rDBUBHKD Tuesdays and Fridays BY m PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY At $8.50 per year, $1.25 fur six months, 75 ctt. .or uiree moo ens. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The 353 A.Q-X3S, of Long Creek, Grant County, Oregon, is published by the same com oanv ererv Fridav morninar. Bubsnrintion price, $2per year. ForadvertlBlng rates, address uxxxn .ui. x-ji. i-i1 i jaitswJN , cnicor ana manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Gazette, Heppner, Oregon. THIH PAPKR is kept on file at E. C. Dake'e Advertising Agenay, B4 and 65 Merchants exo hangs, oan r rancieco, .auiorma, wnere cou- root lor aaverusing oan oe made lor it. Union Pacfio Railway-Local card, No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 9:45 p. m. daily xoept Sunday 10, " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m. 0. " leaves " a. m. " 8, " ar. at Heppner 5:00 a. m. daily xoept Monday. East bound, main line ar. at Arlington 1 :26 a. m. West " " leaves l:aa. m West bound lonal fri(fh leavs Arlington 8:35 a. m.. arrives at The Dalles 1:15 o. m. Local passenger leaves The Dalles at 2 :00 p. m. arrives at rortuuia at iw p- m. Suited States President V ion-President Beceary of State , Beoretary of Treasury , Officials. ....Grover Cleveland Ad ai Stavennon . . . W niter U. Grflshftra John G- Carlisle Hoke Smith ....Daniel S. Lamont Hiary A. Herbert oecmtary or interior... . Bocretary of War Secretary of Navy Postmaster-General , Attorney-General Secretary of Agriculture Wilnon a. Hmnell Kiohard 8. Olney ...J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. Governor B. Fmmoyer Secretary ol State U. W. lc brute Treaanrer Phil. Metsnhan 8upt. Public Instruction K. H. McElroy Senators j. ni.rir.inh J Binger Hermann lyongressmen j w u EUi ( W. K. P pinter Frank C. Raker ( F. A. Moore Supreme Judges W. P. Lord f R. 8. Bean Seventh Jadlelal Dlstriot. Ctronit Judge W. L. Bradnhaw Proeuttng Attorney A. A. Jsyne Morrow County Officials, Joint Senator A. W. Gowan Representative j. 8. Boothby unty JUfwe. jmins iveumy 1 Commissioners J. R. Howard J. M. Baker. " Olerk J. W. Morrow " Hheriff G. W. 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T9 THE NEW YORK MUSICAL ECHO C0.Es Jfc- Broadway Theatre Bldg., New York Qty. 3 S- CANVASSERS WANTED. quioh: Txivxia i San Franolsoo And all points in California, via the Mt. Baasta roots of tha Southern Pacific Co. The great hiatwar through California to all points Last and South, timnd eloaoio Route of th Pacific Coast. Pullman Boffet cUeepers. Heoond-claa. Hleepera Attached to express trains, a ft "trim snpenor accommodations for second-class passengers. far rataa, ticketa. slattping oar reservations, etc.. call npon or sddrm. K. KUEHUtK, Manager, K. P. ROOKBg, Asst. 9n. F. ?. Aft, Portland, Oretjnn. 4 FREAKS OF UUUTNLNG. A Force of Nature Not Yet Un derstood by Sclenoe. Its Action as au explosive Receiving- At tention from the Weather Bureau of Late-Some Extraordinary Pranks llay.d by Thunderbolts. So mysterious and little understood is electricity even now that It is so wiilely utilized for mechanical pur poses, that its vag-aries in nature ex cite the utmost interest. The ques tion recently discussed by Italian sci entists, as to whether a bird can be struck by lightning, seems to be an swered In the aflirmative by the de struction of a whole flock of wild geese on April 30 last. Twenty-two of them, nying north over Casnovia, Mich., were slain by a bolt from the sky. Such an extraordinary event would have been regarded as an ominous portend a century or two ago. The action of lightning as an explo sive is a subject that has elicited special attention from the weather bureau of late. Up to date no theory has been found to account for it satis factorily. On April 30, 18SI4, a brick house at Keokuk, la., was struck and completely wrecked as if a bombshell had done the work. One day earlier a larmliouse near Kiowa, Kan., the prop erty of I). K. Streeter, was completely ruined by a bolt, the roof, doors and windows looking as if they had been shot full of holes. At Barberton, O., on June 18, 189, the dwelling of Wil liam Martin was literally torn to frag ments by a similar agency. Inasmuch as two hundred people are killed every year by lightning in the United htates special protection for the person is surely called for. One in genious scientist mentioned by the Philadelphia Times has devised an um brella with small copper chains at tached to the end of the ribs. These are long enough to reach the ground. A thunder-storm coming up, they are loosened and permitted to dangle, while the owner of the contrivance walks along in perfect security. Under such circumstances metal about one's body is dangerous for exumple, the wires in a lady's bonnet. Hut this peril may be overcome by fastening similar chains or copper threads to the frame work of the headgear. Though a bolt should destroy the bonnet, the elec tricity would spare the wearer and pass off into the ground. An instance on record i.i that of a lady who raised her arm to shut a window as rain began to fall on n i.ummer's day. There was a sudden lil:;.e of light and, though she was un.ianne.l, her gold bracelet dis appeared so that no vestige of it could be iound. A sulphurous smell was ob served in the air. This, scientific men say, is quite usual when lightning strikeii, being due to an excess of ozone generated by the electricity. The at- moi-phero in its usual condition con tains one ten-thousandth part of ozone. When this proportion is increased in convenience is felt by men and ani mals. It ho,:; been smre-ested that some times persons iound dead after a stroke of lightning, though showing no marks of injury, may have been suffocated by ozone. Lightning does occasionally strike twice in the same place. A few years ago St. Aloysius' church in Washington suffered. A flash ran down the light ning rod to within twenty feet of the ground. Then it left the rod, passed through twentj feet of air space to a water pipe and broke a washstand. Six years later the same thing was re peated in every detail, the electricity leaving the rod at the same point, jumping to the water pipe and smash ing to pieces the washstand, which had not been mended. The Church of the Incarnation, in Washington, was also badly hit. To prevent a repetition of the accident the cditice was protected by a very elaborate and costly system of rods. The most important rod, of course, protects the steeple. It ought to terminate In a sharp poiut, but the church authorities thought it more ap propriate that it should lie surmounted oy a cross, on top of which was placed a rooster. Thus the usefulness of the defensive contrivance has been almost wholly destroyed, for so it stands at present. The introduction of lightning rods in Roman Catholic countries was strongly opposed ou religious grounds. Pious persons declared thai the devices were of the devil, and called them "heretic rods." It was a long time before the churches would adopt them, though buildings of that description have al ways been the greatest sufferers from celestial fire, on account of their tall steeples. During the last century a certain church in tarinthia was struck so often that services were discontinued during the summer months. It was hit four or five times a year on an average. In 1778 a rod was put ou, and there was no further trouble. At Stratsund, in Pomerania, a church was the scene of a very appalling occurrence. On a. Sun day, the building being full of people, a ball of fire entered and fell upon the altar, thereupon exploding and doing great damage. As to the nature of phenomena of this sort science knowsnlmost nothing. Such globular lightning is seen quite often, but nolody con guess how it is formed. All that can be said is that it is electricity very highly concentrated. Halls of lightning are sometimes seen rolling along the surface of the sea. Occasionally they strike vessels. Aa a rule they burst violently with s loud nois and disastrous effects. SNAKE SKINS AS NECKTIES. The Cuticle of a Thirty-Year-Old Now a Fart of Correct heckwear. 1 Just several sbadosroircved fr'tri the chameleon f.-vl is the idea of wearing snake skins for neckties, but the fashion , is growing in lialtimore. It promises I to become quite the proper caper to 1 I seen in immaculate morning suit of the ' latest London cut, with the tanned cuticle of a three-foot reptile neatly ' tied around tie snowy "choker" collar, j nr wht-ror other nyti fif Unfn aeclc-' wear happens to be the rage. The fad will never become generally violent, says the New York Recorder, for fine snake skins come high, and the crop may thin out so as to let the West Vir ginians, who make a business of catch ing the possessors of variegated outer coverings, create a corner in the mark -t and coin a fortune. To !j in the swiui nowadays, and have the swagger thing in neckties, a lialtimore man must not only wear a snakeskin, but the euticle of a "rattler" of about thirty years of age. The peculiar color of the rattler, when he has passed in his checks and gone to snake celestial spheres, is what makes the skin more valuable than when his fangs are still doing the poison business at the old stand. The necktie must be that of a snake of age, standing and family, for a young scion of the house of rattler doesn't seem to possess all the quali fications as to color and durability of hide the head of the house can lay claim to. Presumably it's because a snake of three decades or so has been through about all the different kinds of dissipation known to the reptile world, and his physical hide is cogni zant of no more compunction than his moral nature. Then an old rattler is generally larger than a young chap, and a tie about a yard in length is bound to bring more in the market than a whipper-snapper snake could show before he reaches his majority. No other kind of a snake indigenous to this section of the country would an swer the purpose half as well as a rat tler, because but few varieties attain his length and Falstaflian girth, ex cept the copperhead and black snake, and their colors, while brilliant enough during life, are not of the right shade after the tanner has had his innings. A copperhead skin assumes too much of a dull brown to harmonize with odd ideas in neckwear, and the black fel lowwell, his hide might answer for a seedy individual's mourning tie, but nothing else. The rattler's color, when all the fight has been taken out of him and his remains have been subjected to the process that prepares them for men's furnishing use, is something on the very dull gold or ecru order. The black rings show distinctly and they lend the odd effects that have so capti vated the swells. Then when a back and lining have been put on the skin the tie is ready for use, but they tire worth an even three dollars any day, counting two dollars and a half for the skin, which is the average price of a rattler of thirty, yeofn' standing, in cluding all the trouble the catcher and tanner combined have had to take. WILLIAM LEADS A BAND. The Kaiser Did Not Like the Way the March Was Going. A Berlin letter says: There is, of course, nothing that Emperor William cannot do. He knows everything, and can give the most learned a good start and an easy beating in all branches of art, literature, music, soldiering, or, in fact, any other matter that mortal man knows anything about. The mil itary band of the Poot guards, which is about one of the best in Europe, was playing a march in the court-yard of the Schloss a few days ago, but the time did not suit William. He thought he kn.ew more about it than the con ductor, so he straightway emerged from the palace, stopped the music and, taking the baton from the band master's hand, conducted the piece himself to his beating. The musicians were in a state of terror, but lie warmed them up to a galop time, and when he had finished returned the ba ton to the conductor with the remark: "Next time you play that march play it properly. I have given you the cor rect time. Now dismiss the band, go to the barracks and play nothing else for a week." This order was religious ly carried into effect, and for a whole week the guards knew no other melody but that eccentric inarch, which no man could keep step to. Another matter which has upset William's equilibrium is the fact that the people stare at him in church. He doesn't like it, and has now ordered that whenever he attends diviue serv ice all seats of which he can see the occupants, or from which he can be seen, shall be filled by soldiers, so that he may not be disturbed in'liis prayers. The soldiers are compelled to look straight before them, and any devia tion of the head from the "eyes front" is punished by confinement to barracks and heavy pack drill. Although he does not Imitate his great-grandfather in criticising a ser mon in the pulpit during the progress of its delivery, William nevertheless follows in his footsteps with regard to limiting its length, and shortly after his accession issued strict command to the effect that none of the court chaplains should preach more than ten minute sermons. The kaiser savs hv enforcing this rule he has contributed in no small degree to theextraordinarv revival of religious sentiment through out Prussia that has signalized his oc cupancy of the throne. Certain it is, ne asserts, that a ten-minute sermon is far more effective and beneficial than one of twenty, thirty, forty or even sixty minutes. It forces the preach ers to be concise and to concentrate a 1 that is best and strongest of his argu ment in that brief span Instead of scattering it over a longer period of time a process that naturally dimin ishes its vigor and its force. Fatal Acstbetlcism. A Seattle family has a yellow dog with a singular love for flowers, which frequently gets him into trouble. The dog, after making sure that the coast is clear, will go into the garden and pluck a number of flowers, ami. plac ing them in a heap, will lie down and go to sleep with his now In the bunch. Hi6 favorite flower is the nx, and he Invariably bites the stem four or five inches below, so ae to not injure the flower. All his actions indicate that ne enjoys the porruiue of the flowers, and it rarely happens that lie is not ; seen with sointt choice flower in his j mouth. The only trouble is that he i culls from every garden he eeea, sud In ', ooaaoquenoa ha narrow 1, sceprl be- ! ing ht frr his ajtic HANDY WITH A GUN. A Montana Man Who Was a Ter ror to Stage Robbers. (Then He Went Out on Business lie Objected to Being Delayed on the Koad How He (lot Ills Reputation. "The business of holding up stages in the west and robbing the mails and the passengers would not be followed by so many desperadoes if a few more of the travelers were like old Robert Lane, who lives near Dillon, Mont.," said Oeorge Craig, of llutte, to a reporter for the Washington Star. "Lane is as quiet and peaceable a citizen as ever went to church on Sunday and put his four bits into the contribution box. He has lived in Montana for twenty years, and even in youth he never personally indulged in the old-time wild excesses of life out there, nor in any of the hur ly burly of frontier existence. He has always pursued the even tenor of his way on his little ranch near Dillon and ever been regarded as the safest and most peaceable citizen in the communi ty. He is called 'Old Man Lane' out in Montana and everybody knows him. Several years ago the old man went down to Red Rock, which is nearer to his ranch than Dillon is, to take the stage for Junction. The mules were pulling the outfit along pretty lively through a right nnsty piece of road, when the passengers were startled by hearing a voice commanding the driver to throw down his reins. There were three or four passengers on the inside and if it had been light enough to see thorn they would have looked mighty w hite, I tell you. But old man Lane was made of different kind of stuff. When he heard the agent tell the driver to drop the reins he just reached back mid pulled out two guns that he used to curry, because it was the custom of the country to do it, and kept his eye fixed on the doors, looking first at one door and then the other quickly, so as to see the thieves when they made an appearunce. "A shadow fell in each door window about the same time, and quick as a Hash old man Lane's guns were stuck through either opening and off they went. He got meat both cracks. Then he leaned out the window and banged loose at the fellow who had ordered the driver to hold up. . Ho got him, too, and then jumped out of the stage. Thei'e were four of the road agents, and the last one, alarmed at the fate of his companions, stuck spurs into his horse and rode away up tin? trail, j he passengers, who had nearly recovered fru:n their terror and surprise, were now umaiied to see old man I. une cut the l'sirness from the lend mule, jump on his bark, and go sailing away after the !!:-cing fugitive. Shots were heard plv!!;,' s ti. mid in ten minutes or so buck c'.tme old man Lane, leading the IktuIh.'s horse, while the man himself vas sitting up in the saddle, shot t'li'iiiigh the back. On examination it f'nind that two of the attacking party were killed and the other two tveunded. and the whole quartette was 1 Ton -lit into Junction. When old man Lime was asked what caused him to I. loom out into such a progressive citi zen nf the territory, he drawled out: 'Well. 1 had a good deal of business to i.'ticr.d to up here at Junction, and I di In't like the idee of being stopped when I was on my way to attend to it.' One of the men was not very badly ivomuled, and before leaving Junction to return home old man Lane went to sea him in the temporary lockup 'Look here, my friend,' he remarked, 'I jiv-t want to give you a little bit of ad vice. If you persist in a-following of Hie business that you have started out in when 1 sort of stopped you, I think it would be safer for you if you would look over the way bill of any stage you might intend to hold up. and find out in advance who it was a-carrying.' Old man Lane is living yet, and is as hale and hearty as you please, and if he starts on a stage rido now anywhere in Montana the driver don't even think it necessary to lock the treasure box." THE SABINE CANYON. Wonders of the lireat Natural Park In the Coast Itauge. Attention was drawn recently hy a Hon l-'runcisco paper to a natural park in the coast range, which in scenic beauties is no mean rival of the great Yosi'inite. The picturesque features of the southwest do not seem to be ex hausted, or even adequately noticed, for now there is a new wonder brought to the front, the Sabine canyon. The mouth of the canyon is about twenty five miles northeast of Tucson, A. T. One who has visited it says: "The size of Sabine canyon ranks with the Yosem ito and Kings llivr canyons, but it has many features distinctively its own. It has no steep precipices like Ll Capi tan, and the natural beauty of grasr and flowers common in the Yosemite during the summer is absent. Hut Sa biue canyon has cliffs that make one dizzy to look up at, and surprises await the explorxrat every side, such as no other canyon of the country can boast of. The great peculiarity of Sabine canyon is the variety of vegetation that can be found within its walls at any season of the year. Prom the mouth of the canyon to the place it ends there is a difference of six thousand feet in elevution, and as a consequence the vegetable growth comprus nearly everything known to botany," The len ;ih of the canyon is twelve miles and iti width varies from one thousand yards to three miles. Accets to it is at present difficult, and none but the har diest travelers would cure Ui make the . journty. Moreover, the heat, even in; winter, if. nhnost unendurable. Some of the feature of the tanyou are rocks that rise sevon hundred feet into the air like church spires, so frail from base to ak that, it would seem as if a breath of wind might shatter thei:i, puds of water, crystul-clear and trc;-:iiiroundfd, immense balanced roc!'.. iilr. of many colors, and water falls that disoend from groat height. Mount Lemon, with an !m-tion "f Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Absolutely pure thirteen thousand feet, rises abruptly on one side of the canyon, showing in a suggestive manner its various stages of vegetation. Storms of tropical vio lence 11 re frequent in this valley dur ing the .Slimmer months. "Like mag ic," says a writer, "the rugged cliffs are covered with sparkling waterfalls. Hundreds of feet into the depths of the canyon below streams of water tum ble, breaking into foam and throwing olr myriads of prismatic rainbow tints. The water increases in volume and rises on the bottom of the canyon, un til the pools nil disappear and a raging torrent is tearing among the rocks." A party of three who went from one end of the valley to the other recently re turned to Tucson feeling that they had seen one of the most wonderful places in the world. CHEAPER TO LIVE IN AMERICA The Notion Tlmt K.urope Is a More Eco nomical Abiding riace Contradicted. It appears that there are small, dull, unattractive places in Prance, Germa ny and Italy where one may live cheap ly if one be content to live like the natives, says the Boston Journal This means bare rooms, black bread, and meat but once a day. The ordina ry American laborer would object to this. 1 he living known as "respecta ble," according to the American idea of the term, is rather more expensive in Lurope than at home, the worship ers of continental domestic economy to the contrary notwithstanding. Life in a fashionable quarter at Paris may lie set down as one-third dearer than in any home city except New York. At the same time, if one understands the language well enough to drive sharp bargains, we are told that a family on an income of five thousand dollars a year can live better in Paris than in any other h,uropeaii city. Cotton goods are cheapest in Ameri ca. Shoes arc not, but the foreign atock -Hi- ysnnlly Inferior In i-,i.alltv Rents ore .about equal, but American houses are much more convenient. As to the expense of traveling, the ad vantage is greatly in favor of staying at home. One may travel from New iorkto Chicago in a sleeping car for five dollars. A sleeper berth from Paris to Nice costs eighteen dollars. While servants' wages are less abroad than here, the service is so inferior that it is said one American servant will do the work of two of the continental type and do it better. There is this to be said in favor of the dweller in Europe. It is somewhat more fashionable to be economical there than here in America. If one will put up with third class, slow trains, live at cheap hotels or boarding houses and get along on the beer-garden music, or the tooting of the (Jrruian band of the streets, there is great economy in it. WHY SHE TAKES THE OTHER LINE She Didn't Give the Conductor a Tick at But Something Else. A pretty girl got on a street car the other day, and when the conductor came to her for faro she handed him what she thought was a folded transfer ticket which she took out of her glove. He rang the register mechanically, and when he got on the platform looked at tha check. Then ho blushed, says the Indianapolis Sentinel, and looked at the girl, but she was looking out of the window. He read the paper again and forgot to let three old woanen off the car, he was so excited. The pretty ir) motioned at him to stop the car and he vook on nis cap wun a siamiing ix,w as she left the car. She seemed surprised but made no remark. When she got home she took out her folded car ticket from her glovo and looki .i at it in amazement. Then she. blushed, too. This is whftt s)io had given the con ductor, a bit of newspaper bearing these verses: For yon love's own detir land if roNfc fnir ami (rtM; And if yuu will no bund To give a rosn to me. For you love's dtui ust bliss In ull the yours 10 be; And If you will no kiss Of any love for me. She nas the habit of carrying bits of sentimental poetry In her glove; but no wonder tho conductor was aston ished at. receiving so marked a declara tion. She now takes another car line and lie looks In vain for her. Doing Ills Duty. Here is a goxl story of a dog, which has the further merit of being true: An Irish retriever which had been taught to bring his master's slippers when required was one day expelled from the room when visitors were calling, as he was making himself rather troublesome. The dog, feeling himself In disgrace, in order to pro pitiate his master, went to every bed room in the house and collected all the slippers and old shoes ho could find, which ho deposited outside the parlor door. Imagine the feelings of the lady of the house when the door was opened for the parting visitors and this scene was revealed to view. A CALIFORNIAN CANAL. It Is In Run In the Interior Parallel so the Coast. An ambitious scheme for a canal In the interior of California has just been set aluol. ll Is to be run parallel to the coast, and is to cost tea million dol lars, which has yet to be raised, and the projector expects to see steamers running up as far as Krinkerville, two hundred and twenty miles from tho coast, in the not far distant future. "The main canal," he says, "will be one hundred and scveuty-tivo wilos long, from Sulaun bay bo Tulare ltvk. ft wjU be wtKdd to Esketrsfie-ld, a-rid Baking there will be branch canals running out to various important towns. It will be large enough to carry vessels of heavy draft, and will be just what its name implies a ship canal. A sys tem of immense locks will be necessary, and thereby we will obtain another great value from the canal. The sur plus water in the locks will be distrib uted through the lower adjoining coun try for irrigation, and the elevation at each lock will give great facilities for water power. Motors operated by water would furnish electric lights for all the townRonour line. FroinSuisun bay tho canal will extend down the San Joaquin valley, the river being utilized most of the way. Tulare, Ducna Vista and Kern lakes and the Kern river will be included in construction. The water will be obtained from these lakes and rivers, and from the natural drainage. The draiilage is an important factor, and we will annually save whole lakes of water that is now lost. The water that flows down from one section of the canal will be saved in the lower locks. It will be a large volume of water, for the canal will be at least fifty feet wide In its general portion." TYPEWRITTEN MUSIC. A Process by Which Notes Can Be Take Down with Urent Ititpldlty. While great improvements have been made in the last few years in short hand systems, anil language can now be transferred to paper with the rapid ity of speech, the writing of musio is still an occupation of exasperating te diousness. A musical shorthand has often been suggested, und it is said that certain musicians have devised for themselves such a system, which has served their purpose fairly well. But any attempt to bring the speed of mu sical notation within even appreciable distance of the rate of muslcul produc tion, either instrumental or vocal, lies alway 8 been looked upon as impossible. It is dilhctilt to imagine how it can ever be otherwise, but none the less are those inventors who seek to increase the facility of transferring to paper musical ideas, either fresh from the brain of the composer or from the ren dition of the artist, worthy of com mendation and gratitude. An attempt in this direction has just been made in the construction of a machine for type writing music, says the Fort Worth Gazette. The machine looks like an ordinary typewriting machine, after which it is modeled, the frame, key, levers, type, bars and carriage being retained. Various modifications are made no as to adapt the instrument to the change of notation, the c-.iriiage being s'lifted endwise only for the dif ferent lines, octaves or notes, und the paper is fed forward with each stroke of the type. The machine is intended either to be used witli paper already ruled or to write its own staff by re peating a five-lined charaoter. WESTERN JUSTICE. The Court Thought That There Had Been Criminal Delay In the Case. The dispenser of the finest brand of western justice sat on a soap box with a law book spread before hini on an up ended whisky burrel, says the Detroit tree Press. "Who arTilH.cd this man?" he asked, as the prisoner stood dp More him. . We did, responded half a 'oCKU citizens standing around. "What's the charge?" "Hobs stealing." "Kin you prove it?" "Youbetcherlifewekinl WeVetched him in the act." The judge looked ugly. "Will you swear to it?" he asked. "Course we will; didn't we jisttell you we ketched him at it?" "All tight, gents," said the judge, blandly, as he laid his gun across the law book, "I'll fine each an' every one of you tern dollars and costs for con tempt of court in fetchln' him here and dismiss the case agin the prisoner. You oughter strung him up when you ketched him." An Important Feature A certain doctor, living in the upper part of Utica, N. Y., has a bright and observing four-year-old daughter. She has a brother s few years older of whom she is very fond, and who, for her amusement, sometimes draws pictures 011 slate or paper. A few evenings ago he was thus engaged, and essayed to draw an elephant. He shaped the body, head and legs, anil before adding the proboscis stopped a moment to look at it. The little girl had lieen watching every stroko of the pencil with great interest, waiting patiently for him to finish, and when he stopped, and she thought he was done, exclaimed: "Why, Johnnie, you fordot to put on his satchel!" Hetty Green's "Kxtravaa-ent Boy." A New York man tells a character istic story of Mrs. Hetty Green. Ho was the Chemical bank in New York one day In conversation with the cash ier when Mrs. Green passed through into an inner olllee. The cashier called out and said: 'Oh. by the way, Mrs. Green, your son bought that railroad yesterday." Did he?" said the lady, stopping tbort. "flow much did ho pay for it?" 'Two million five hundred thousand dollars." "The extravagant boy!" said the fond mother indignantly. "If I had been there I could have bought it for fifty thousand dollars less!" That was the only comment she made on the transaction, whioh most people would cotuldr of sxipnana magnitude. Ill oknc are tli&t sua wsri?it,