PATENTS! COUNTRY DANCE. ritnnl. a temjio. 7c)k di Polka. NOTICE TO INVENTORS. A. B. MONTI. P :'Wg r tc ifa- glfSj ''-l There was sever B time in the history of oar ooantry when the demand for inventions and improvements in the arts and sciences generally was so great as now. The conveniences of ma jkind in the faotory and workshop, the household and on the farm, as wU as in official life, require oontinuai accessions to the appurtenance and impliments of each in order to save labor, time and expense. The political change in the administra tion of government does not affeot the progress of the American inventor, who being on the alert, and ready to per ceive the existing deficiencies, does not permit the affairs of government to de ter bim from quickly oonoeiving the remedy to overoome existing discrepan cies. Too great care cannot be exer o:ned in ohoosiug a competent and skill ful attorney to prepare and prosecute an application for patent. Valuable in terests have been lout and destroyed io innumerable instances by the employ ment of incompetent counsel, and es pecially is this advice applicable to those who adopt the "No patent, no pay" system. Inventors who entrust their business to this class of attorneys do so at imminent risk, as the breadth and strength of the patent is never con sidered in view of a quick endeavor to get an allowanoe and obtain the fee. THE PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY, John Wedderburn, General Manager 618 F street, N. W.,Washington, D. 0., representing a large number of impor tant daily and weekly papers, and gen eral periodicals of the country, was in stituted to oroteot its oatrons from the unsafe methods heretofore employed in this line of business. The said Con pany is prepared to take charge of all patent business entrusted to it for rea sonable fees, and prepare and proseoute applications generally, inoluding me ohanioal inventions, design patents, trade-marks, labels, copyrights, interfer ences, infringements, validity reports, and gives espeoial attenion to rejected cases. It is also prepared to enter into competition with any firm in securing foreign patents. Write for instructions and advice. Joun Wbdiiehbuun. 1118 F Street, p. 0. Box 885. Washington, D. 0. OTOOR BRANDS. While you mepyonr aubaorlptinn paid up you obh keep your brand in free of oharge. Allyn. T. J., lone. Or. Horiwe U(i on left, shoulder; onltle ainn on left hip, nnder bit on rixht ear, and upper bit on the left; range, Mor row ouuntjr. ArmntronK, 3. 0., Alpino.Or. T with bar nn. der it on loft shoulder of horaoa; eattle same AUhmno. D. KiKht Mile. Or. Cattle brand, O D on left hip and hornet, aauie brand on right houldor. Range, Kight Mile. Adlcins, J. J. Heppner, Or. Horaea. J A con nwted on loft tlank; cattle, name on loft hip. rlurtholamew, A. Alpine, Or. Homes branded 7 14 oo either shoulder, llange in Mor row oountv liannieUr, J. W., ITnnlman, Or. Cattle brand ed H ou left hip aud thigh; split in each ear. Brenner, I'otor. gooseberry Oregon Horses branded J? B on left shoulder. Cattle bhiuo on right side. llnrke, M Ht C, Long Creek, Or On cattle, MAY conneoted on left hip, oiop otT left ear, un der half crop oil right. Horses, same brand on letft shoulder, linage in Grant and Morrow "Hrosman, Jerry, Lena, Or. Horses branded 7 on right shoulder; cattle It on the left side. Left our half orop nd right ear upper slope. Harton, Wm.. Heppner, Or. -Horses, J B on right thigh; onltle. same on right hip; split in each ear. Hrown, Isa, Lexington, Or. Homes 1R on the right stifle; cattle nuuio ou right hip; range, Mor row oonuty. Brown, J. C, Heppner, Or. Horses, circle C with dot in cet terou left hip; cattle, same. Brown, W. J., Ina, OrcRon. Horses W. bar over It, ou tho left shotildur. Cattle sumo on lolt Boyor, W. G.. Heppner, Or. Horses, box brand on right hip cattle, Bame, with split in each ear. Bora, P. O., Heppner, Or. Horses, P B on left ehonhler; oattlo. saino on left hip. Urownlee, W. J., Koi.Or Cattle, JH oonneoled on left side; orop on loft ear and two splits and middle piece out out ou right ear; on horses saino brand on the left thigh; ltango iu Fox valley, U mot county, Carsnei- Warren. Wagner, Or. Horses brand ed O on right stifle ; oattlo (three bars) on right ribs, orop andspHt in each ear. llange iu Grant aim Morrow counties. lain.K., Caleb.Or. V I) on hones on left stifle TJ with Quarter circle ovor it, on left shoulder and on left stifle on all oolte under f years; on left shoulder only on all horses ovur f years. All range iu Uruut oountv. Cate, Chas. H Vinson or Leim, Or. Horses H C on right shoulder; cattle same ou right hip. Hange Morrow and Umatilla oounties. Curl, T. H., John bay, Or. Double orosa nn each hip on cattle, swallow fork and under hit in right ear, split in loft ear. llange in Grant count?. On snoop, inverted A aud spear point ou shoulder. Ear markoti ewes, crop ou left ear pnuohed upper bit in right. Wethers, crop in right and under half orop in loft ear. All rang iu Grant oountv. ... rw.v A. J. .ljena.Or. Horses, Won rightshonl der; Cttle, same on right hip; ear mark square orop off left aud split iu right. Currin.lt. Y., Curriusvulo, Or. -Horses, M on 'Cox' Kii. H., Hardman, Or Caitle, C with E iu oeutr; horsoe. Lh. ou lert au. Coohran, U. E., Monument, Urant Co , Or. ll.. Itranilnil nlrols with bar beneath, on left shoulder; cattle same brand on both hips, mark under slope both earn aud dew lap. Chapin, H., Hanlmau, Or. Horses branded n on right hip. Cattle brauded the same. Ala,, brands CI on horses right thigh; cattle same brand ou right shouldvr, and cut oil end of rival ear. Ti.,Ik. W. M . Galloway. Or.-Cattle. It 11 right side, swailuw-tork iu each ear; horses, It 1) on left hip. ,,, . , Ely. J . li. A Bone. Donglas, Or. Horses brand ed ELY on left shoulder, cattle same on loft hii. hole in right ear. Emery, C. H., Hardinan, Or. Horses branded ') (reversed ( with taill on left shoulder; cat tle same uu right hili. Hange in Morrow county. iri.irMonM 1.. A., lleooner. Or. t-attle. LK on right hip; horses, If with bar under on right shimmer. . Florence. B. P. Heppner, Or. Horses. V .;..,. si,..l,lur! Mltle. K nn rmht hin or thigh French, George, Heppner. Or. Cattle branded WE, with bar over it. on left side; orop oil left ear.' Horse, same brand on left hip. Gentry, Elmer, Echo, Or. Hormia branded H. 8 with a quarter circle over it, on left stifle, ltango in Morrow and llniatillaconnties. Hiatt A. H., Hiilgo, Or.-Cattle, round-top withqnarter circle under It on the right hip. llange in Morrow aud Umatilla oounties. tlinlon A Jen as, Hamilton. Or Cattle, two liais on either hip; crop in right oar and split in left. Horses, J ou right lliigh. llange in Grant county Hughes, Hamnel. Wagner, Or- r- (T K L connected) on right shoulder ou homos; on cattle, on right hip and on left side, swallow fork in right ear and slit in left. Kange iu Haystack ditrint.Morriw onnt. Hale, Milton, Wagner, Or. Horses branded -O- (circle with parallel tails) on left shoulder Cattle aauie ou left hip also large circle ou left ' Hall. Edwin, John Day.Or.-Cattle E II on right hip; horses same on right shoulder, hangoit Grant county. Howard, J L, Galloway. Or. Horaee, -r (cross with bar above it) on right shoulder; cattle same on left side. Hange in Morrow and Uma tilla counties. Hughes. Mat, Heppner, Or. Horses, shaded heart on the left shoulder. Hange Morrow Co. Hunsaker, B A. Wagner. Or. Horses. S on left shoulder; oattle. Bon left hip. Hduirureys, J M. Uardlnan, Or. Horses, H on '"Huston, Lather, Eight Mile, Or.-Horee H on the left shoulder and heart on the left sline lt. tie same on left hip. Hange In Morrow oountv Jones, Harry, Heppner, tlr-Hori.es branded fl J on tho left shoulder: oaltle liaaudul J on right hip, also uuderhit iu left oar. llange in Morrow county. , Junkiu. S. M., Heppner, Or.-HorsM, horse shoe J on left shoulder. I aiue. uie same. Uanga on Eight Mile. . Johnson. Felix, Lena, Or.-Horsos. cirrleT on left autle; oattle, same ou right hip, ukder half tn ln.riktod fl" u W1 "a . j . I jiSiiSr" . Or.-Howe branded J rJJ ' ,,y 'rT-L... A a j . . ,rr. - if- w ar 5fe r kjB 1-. S . Jr. , h- . - s 1 " ' 1 1 f IJ rM" Lj y- ??4 f-B v": , ,,V - sE S&S& r-dS lr.y.? $ -g- Z c vi j. i-a- i-i-w-t -tx . t't Le rr-1 j i- ll T'g-j . i , 1 I ! V-Cm TTI, U- .... - -w C-S--1X: JL-ijtxtt T-S- S ( gy-.r r.r- . Szfe: --f zir : I tar- -It. U Lt L,iwe ' J RNY itn left hi d out tie name and ctod off loft ear; nmlnr ahio on the right Kirk. J. T.. Hennner. Ur. Horses m on loft shoulder; oatttn, Wtm left hip. Kirk, Jbbho, Heppnor, Or,; horaoa 11 on loft nlionlder; oattle name on riglit aide, underbit on riKtit our. Kunihnrlarid.W. G.. Mount Vernon. Or. I L oil oattle on right and loft aidea, swallow fork in If f I ear and under oiop in right ear, Hornee aani'i brand on loft shoulder, llange in urant oountv. Lofton, Btepnen, Fox, Or. H L on loft hip on uattle. arop and split on right ear. lloraon name brand on left shoulder. Uauge Urant oountv. Linnallen, John W., LoTlff"'- Or. Horse brandeil half-oirole Jlj connected on loft ahoul dor. CatUe. same ou loft hip. llange, near Lex luuUm Lnulioy, J. W. Heppner Or. HorHos branded I aud A l"t ohuulder; cettle name on left hip, wattU ovar right eyo, throe slits in right ear. Lord, George, Heppner, Or. Horses branded double U ooi.nocti Somettuioe callod a swing H, on left shoulder, Minor, Oscar, iieppuer, nr. Dattle, M 1 on riglithip;horee. Mon lof t shouluor. Morgan, ti. N., Heppner, Or. Horses, M ) on left ahonldei oattle same on loft hip. Mitchell. Oscar, lone, Or. Horses, 77 on right hin; oattle, 77 on right side. Moriurei, D. G., Hrownsville, Or, Horses, fiKiiro fiou eaoh shoulder; oattle, MU on hin MoGirr, Frank, Kox Valley, Or. Mule slme with toe-oork on oattle on ribs ami nuder in each ear; horsoe same brand on left stifle. MoHale, . ., nmiiimm. Or. uu worse, m with half circle under on left shonldor;oa battle, four bars connected ou top on Uie right side Hange in Grant I'ounty. Neat, Andrew. Lone Hook, Or. Horses A N con nected on left shoulder; oattlo same on both hips, Nordyke, K., Nil varum. Or. Horses, circle 7 on loft thigh: oaltle. same on left hip. Oliver, Josoph, t'auyon dity, Or. A 9 on cattle on left hip; ou horses, same ou left thigh, llange in Grant county. Oiler, Verry, Lexington, Or. P O ou left shou.der. Olp, Herman, Prairie City, Or. On oattle, O LP connected ou left hip; horaee on loft stifle and wart la on notte. Han ire in Grant county, Pearson, Olave, Eight Mile, Or. Horses, quar ter oirole shield on left shoulder and 24 on loft hip. Tattle, fork in left ear, right cropped. 24 on left hip. Hange on Eight Mile. Parker A Gleason, Hani man, Or, Horses IP on left shoulder. 1'iper, Krnet, Lexington. Or. Hores brand e wK (L K connected) on left shoulder; oattle a me on right hip. Hange. Morrow comity. Piper, J. H Lexington. Or. Horaei, JK con nected on left shoulder; cattle, same on left hip. under bit in each ear. Petty, A. 0., lone. Or,; horses diamond P on Bhonldor; cattle, J H J oonnooU'd, on the left hip, upper slope iu loft ear and slip in Uie ' h!kk!. Andrew, Hardinan, Or. Horses, square orottn with quarter-circle over it on left stitie. HoniHger, I'hrts, Heppuer, Or. Horses, C H on left ahoiilder. Rush Hros.. Heppner, Or. Horses branded X on the right shoulder; cattle, IX on the loft hip orop ot! left oar aud dewlap on nock. Hauge It Morrow and adjoining counties. Hoauoy, Andrew. Islington, Or. Hornet brandiHl A H on right shoulder, vent quartoi circle over brand; cattle suuie ou right hip, Uange Morniw county. Itoyse, Wm. H. Dairyville, Or Hit oonnectot with (piartor circle ovor top on cet tie on right in v aud crop otl right ear and split in left. Hornet same brand ou left shouUier. Hange iu Morrow Grant and Gimam counties. Hector. J. W.. Heppner, Or.Horaee. JO oi left shoulder. Tattle, O ou right hip. Hpiokiiall, J. W., Gooseberry, Or. Horse branded iUou left shoulder; range iu Mor" omiiity. Nailing, CO Heppner, Or Horses brandtnl on Ittft shoulder; cattle satne on loft hip. Nwavgart, H. V., Lexington. Or. Horse with dah under it on left . stitlo: cattle 11 with dash under it on right hp, oron otf right ear and waddled on right hind leg. llange ill Morrow, Gilliam and Umatilla counties. bwaggart, A. LAiheua. Or. Homo brande" . ou left ithoulder: cottle aame on left hip. t'rof on ear, wattle on left hind leg. Straight W. E., Heppuer, Or Horsoe shaded J H ou left stitto; cattle J N on lft hip, swallow Fnrlr in riuh hht. uiulerbit In left. Katp. Tho.. Heppner, Or. Horses, 8 A P on : left hip; cattle same on left hip. Hhrier.John. Kox, Or. NO connected on horn on right hip; oattie, same ou right hip, orop oft right ear and under bit in left ear. Hange in i runt Aomitv. I Nmilh Bros.. Nnsnville, Or. Horse, branded II. it. on shoulder, cattle, ame on left shoulder. Nquires, Jamea. Arlington, Or,; horaee branded JNon left shoulder; cattle the same, also nose waddle, ltango in Morrow and Gilliam oounties, Stephens, V. A., Hanlmau, Or-; horsoe Hfloo ripht ttlHe; cattJe horisontal I ou the right sitle tSifventon, Mr A. J., Hppnfr, Or. attla, b on right hip; swallow-fork in left ar. Hwaggart. 0, W.. Heppner, Or. Uortea, ii on left shoulde' ; cattle, 44 on left hip. Nperry, E. Heppner, Or. Cattle w C on left hip, crop off right and underbit in left year, dewlap; horse W Con left shoulder. Thompson, J . A., Heppner. Or. Horaee, g ou left shoulder; cattle, 2 on left shoulder. Ttpiet,B.T.,EuierpriiH.tr. llonww. C-on left shoulder. Turner H. W.. Heppner, Or, Small capital T left houldr. borsoa; cattle same on luft hip Thornton. H. M.. lone. Or Horeea branded HT oouuocumI on left stitie; shtp same bmud. Vaadwn Of (-lIufes UT eon l - ,V -w Vi.rk M'lsiMl Record Cfl. nooted ou right Bhouldor;oattle, same on right hip Walbridtro, Wm.. Iloppnor, Or. Horses, U. L. on the left tihoulder; cuttle same on right hip. orop off left our and right oar lopped. Wilson, John Q Halem or Heppner, Or. Horsos branded Jy on the left Bhoulder. liaugv Morrow county. Warren, W H. ('iilob, Or Cattle W with quarter circle over it, ou loft side, split iu right oar. Horsea aame brand on left shoulder, iiaiigeic Grant oonuty Wade, Henry, Heppner, Or Horses branded ane of spades on loft shoulder and loft hip Cattle branded same on left side and toft hip. Wolflnger, John, John Day City. Or On horeas three parallel bars on loft shoulder; 7 on sheep, bit in both eare. Kuuge in Grant and Malhaor counties. Woodward, John, Heppner, Or. Horses, UP connected on left Bhonldor. WatkinB, Lishe. Heppner, Or, Horeos branded TJK connected on loft stitie. Wallace, Charles, Heppnor, Or. Cattle, W on right thigh, holt iu loft ear; horses, i uu right shouluur souif aame on left, shoulder. Whittier hros., nunringion. Baker Co.. Or. -Horses branded W B oonnoctea on Left shoulder Williams, Vaaco, Hamilton, Or. Quarter cir cle over throe barn on left hip, both oattle and horaoB. Hange Grant county. WilliamB, J O. Long Croek. Or Horses, quar tor circle over three bars on loft hip; oattle same and Blit in each ear. Banco in Grant county Wren, A. A., Heppner, Or. Horeos running A A on shoulder; Cattle, same on right hip, Youxur, J. H., GtKiaeriBrry, Or. Horses brand1 TNonlha right ebonlde- GOOD ADMCE. Every patriotic citizen should give lii personal etTort and influence to incn-.i -a the circulation ol his home paper v .'bp i tuachca tho American policy of Prelec tion. It ia his duty to aid in this recent in evury way possible. After the in -it.ii paper is taken care of, why not sub. scribo for the American Economist, publiihed by the American Protective TarifTLeaguo? One ol its correspon dents says i "No true American can i;et along without ft 1 consider it tha greatest and truest political teacher in the United States." Send postal card request for free ftiinplc copy. Address Wilbur F.Wake, man, General SecnUry, 135 West 23 J St., New Yorit. Ore ypw a VViendAa Vxt cause Are you willing to work lortlioi j; rrotectiun in placing nliabWi ' ition in the hatuls of your u,-;..- 11 you ar, yo.i !ould !.- '.t The American . - tective Tariff Lea" ' 130 W 30 Sr.. Nf. VOSi. Ii ; ..-u rv A1.l h;,t. le :.y ! r Foil Salk. A thoroughbred reeia ! terod Hereford bull Maywood, No. ' 2S,60fi. Thin brill wanbriil in Illinois by ; Huo, T. Bnkpr, Hi.il is just tlie nnimnl ' you wnnt to breed Block tlint will bring j a Kood pride. I will aoll clioiin hs I 1 .1 ... - .. .:m 1 linvu nnutLiei kii bulucpuiva, ur .111 imic ' for good milch cows. I Btf. F. O. Bl-rm. t i AYER'S ) OTHERS Will CUBE YOU H A Bright Lad, Ton years o! age, but who declines to give lii name to the public, makes this authorized, confidential statement to us: "When I was one year old. my maminadled ot consumption. The doctor said that 1, too. would soon die, and all our neighbors thought that even if I did not die, 1 would never he able to walk, because I was so weak and puny. A gathering formed and broke under my arm. I hurt my linger and it gathered and threw out pieces of bone. If I hurt myself so as to break the skin, it was sure to become a running sure. 1 had to take lots of medicine, but nothing; has done me so much good as Ayer'a Sarsapa rilla. It has made me well and stroUK. X. D. M., Korcatur, lians. AYER'S Sarsaparilia Prepared by Or. J. 0. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Maes. Cures others, will cure you Brief State News. Tbe Annie mine is working day and night, about $100 iu gold being taken out daily. The Fossil Mill Company recently bought S,000 bushels ot wheat at 15 cents per bushel. The Elk Creek Company has sent a 83000 oleau-up from Sueanville into Baker City. Hazing operations are said to have been inaugurated at Willamette univer sity, Salem. Something like 100 tons of grapes will be gathered this (nil from one vineyard in the Rogue River valley. Mr. T. L. Stewart, of Fossil, has gath ered and broken a oarload of horses, which he will ship to Texas. Tbe new stamps have begun dropping j at tbe White Swan. Some 300 tons ot ore are in the bins ready for reduction. A Umatilla Grin has a pampkio weigh, ing loS pouuJi, but that has already been beaten by ITS pounds in Southern Oregon. Sherman county owes S;3,072 in war rants and interest. Cash ou band and unpaid taxes cut this down to a net debt ot $10,000. .Hon. A. J. Zumvralt, ot Irving, is going to St. Louis to represent Laue county at the trana-Munvesippi congress, which cmveues Novemher M. At Pendleton, T. F. UourVe, oueof ex Treasurer Folsom's bondsmen, has just paid $.'-000 into ttie county treasury on ocouut of the shortage. Couutr Dimce, 2. William H. Adair, who died Bt Silver ton list week, was 70 years old, crossed the plains to California in 1852, and came to Oregon iu January, 1859. I. L. Campbell, of the Eugene Guard, has been granted judgment for $250 and S per cent interest, as the result of a suit against J. E. Nolnnd, ex-sheriff of Lane county. Z. B. Owens, a highly respeoted oltizeu ot Umatilla oounty, residing at Pilot Rook, was killed by a falling tree on Wednesday of last week. His remains were bnned at Pendleton. While William Evans, of Eagle valley, was obasing a ooyote on horseback, the horse stumbled and fell, throwing him violently to the ground. He had one arm broken and the other violently torn. John Maddock last week sold 3610 bead ot his sheep at Condon to Ernest Seeknmp. receiving therefor $1.25 per bead tor 2333 old cues, 90 cents per bead for 1257 lambs, and $G per head for 20 bucks. Jack Reef, a yonng Salem scapegrace, has been bound over to the grand jury for the ruin of a 15-year-old girl. She ia the only ohild of poor, hard-working parents, who are almost frantio with grief. Mrs. A. Root, of Mubswk, I.anecouuty, during the past year, besides tending to chores and housework and looking after her children, has made and sold 200 pairs ot gloves, which netted quito a bnudbome profit. The Wallowa Telephone Company, which is Btiocessfnlly operating a line between Joseph aud Enterprise, has sd vertised for bids for poles and other sup plies for the continuation of tbe line from Enterprise to Elgin. Colonel Lane, the sneoial Indinn in spector, began paying off the Indians at the Siletz last week. The census roll shows about 315 Indians qualified to re ceive payment at the present time. Thi will distribute nearly $24,000 among tin Indians on the reservation. J. W. Cook, of Woodbnrn, has a put eut clothesline invented by bim, which is so oonstruoted that the clothes can be placed on the line in tbe bouse, moveii into the air and brought baok withotu going out doors. He claims to have sold flO.OOO worth already- The Fossil douring nulls are dolui; an immense exchaoge bn.Dess just now. One day last week more than 37 teams were on tbe yard loadiug and unloading, tbey oame from all over li!li am and from Graut, Cro k, Vaoo aud Morrow counties. Tbe oompsny's plan of giving 20 pounds flour and 20 pounds mill (fed is giving universal satisfaction. Many who are not farmers arebayiug wheat ut 15 cents from tb farmers and bringing it to the mill for exohsose, thus getting the best flour on tbe market at $1 50 per barrel, with the mill feed thrown in. Friday afternoon last, about 2 o'clock, the freight train under charge of Con ductor Byrnes aud Engineer Ryan pick ed up a mau on the upper side of tbe Cnkm PaaiSc track, one mile west of C vote station, who had been injured by a passing train. One hand and one leg hal been out off, and the other limb was fractured in a horrible manner. He gave his name as George Pearce, and said he oame from New York, and was eu route to Bortlaud. Iu attempting to gist on a passing train he had fallen and the wheels passed over bim. When asked how long he bad laid by the traok, he said about two hours, and that it was a silly aot on bis part to attempt to get ou tbe train. The mau was about 15 years of age, of respeotable appearance, and appeared to bo well educated. When persons are weak aud languid from siokness or overwork, fee! delapi dated aud depressed, it is an indication that the blood is out of order, and they need help to throw off tbe miserable ieeling. The best remedy for this pur poi,e is Dr. J. II. McLean's Strengthen ing Cordial and Blood Purifier. It re stores lost strength, gives vigor to cir onlatimt, promotes good appetite and n flow of cheerful spirits. Price 31 00 per bottle. Tbe gills i.: Cromwell, Iowa, have formed an organization, pledging them selves never to marry a man who ia not intelligent, honest and industrious, good natured, oleauly in person aud apparel, healthy, sober, a church member and a total abstainer from liquor, tobacco and profanity. Uewhilikens, what a orop of old maids there will be in that town, if the organization don't "bust." Ex. Piles! Piles! Itching Piles. Symptoms Moisture; intense itching and stinging; most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to continue tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore. Swavne s Ointment stops the itching and bleed mit, heals ulceration, and in most oases removes the tumors At druggists, or by mail, for 50oents. Dr. Swayne A Son, Philadelphia, PUZZLED MONKcYS. A Catorplliar Invades Their Quartern with Tragic Reaulta One of the cages in the menagerie was inhabited by an ateles, or prehensile-tailed monkey from Central Amer ica, and a dog-faced monkey from western Africa. Each held the other In supreme contempt The African mused silently over his own strength and looked scornfully at the spider like arms of his cousin in captivity, while the American didn't think much of a monkey who had such a short stumpy tail as his companion. One day a caterpillar, a long brown hairy one, crept into the cage. Where it had come from no one knew, but there it was treading its quiet way across the cuge. The ateles spied it, and stopping in his gymnastic exer cises dropped to the ground to investi jate the newcomer. For a short time ise looked quizzically and- wonderingly at the woolly object, which went qui etly along. Then the right hand was t'arurt out timidly, and as the fingeri touched the caterpillar it curled up into a hairy balL The monkey jumped back, blinked his eyes as if to be cer tain cf whut was what, gibbered aud then with the aid of his tail drew him self up to one of the horizontal bars and looked down wonderingly. The dog-faced monkey looked ou from above with apparent scornful uncon cern. The little act was rehears d A Gentleman Who formerly resided la Connecticut, but who now resides in Honolulu, writes: "Kor 20 years past, my wife and 1 have used A yer'a Hair-Vigor, and wb attribute to it the dark hair which she and I now have, while hun dieds of our acquaint ances, ten or a dozen years younger than we, are either gray-headed, White, or bald. When asked how our hair has retained its color aud fullness, we reply, ' By the useoIAyer'sHair Vigor nothing else.'" "In 1868. my affianced was nearly bald, and the hair fm0 P toll- ... " - every day. I induced her to use Ayer's Hair Vigor, and very soon, it not only checked any further loss of hair, but produced an entirely new growth, which has remained luxuriant and glossy to tills day. I can recommend this preparation to all in need of a genuine hair-restorer. It is all that it Is claimed to be." Antonio Alarrun, Bastrop, Tex. AYER'S HAIR VIGOR again and again, whenever the cater pillar uncoiled itself and started for some untold goal. At last a happy thought struck the ateles. There was a small stick in the cage, and grasping this with both hands the valiant mon key, with many a grewsome look upon his face, started in to "do up" the un canny intruder. He jabbed down at the unoffending visitor several times with a sadly inaccurate aim, hopping back after each attempt and making such comical faces that the unlookcrg were fairly convulsed with laughter. The dog-faced monkey alone was still, silent and circumspect. At last, after many attempts, the stick came down flat on the caterpillar, crushing out its life. The ateles bent forward to seize the defunct crawler, and was just about to make a meal of its poor victim when there dropped from the upper perch, on tbe spider-legged simian, the dog-faced monkey, who quickly demolished the remains of the caterpillar, while the ateles gave vent to his disappointment In plaintive cries, ugly erimaces and acrobatic perform ances which "brought down the hjuse," the spectators of this small tragedy. The czar is amused, it is stated, at the spectacular reception accorded to the Russians in Paris. Czardonic smiles, no doubt. The family with the longest known pedigree is that of Confucius, which forms the aristocracy of China. Con fucius lived 550 years B. C. W iien the duke of Monmouth was executed for treason his duchess or dered every oak in ths park to be cut od tbe fateful morning. The new growth, belonging to Lord Ebury, is one of the finest forests in Britain. I'uiiF. Bi.ackik, of Edinburgh, is eighty-four years old, but he has never worn glasses, and, in spite of his white hair, is ns lively as a school boy. It is said of him that he quotes Greek to his friends one minute and Hifflilaiid dia!c tire next. .